Why do they love each other so much?

because

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no japanese likes poland because it's the korea of europe:

japan
>great power and original G5 member
>former empire that ruled neighboring nations
>glorious, invincible two millennia long history with the consistent imperial dynasty
>the most powerful warrior nation that singlehandedly raped the mongols and other empires
>rich historical and cultural heritage that influenced the world thanks to the invincible history
>wealthy (#2 in national wealth, #3 in size of economy) and the most advanced nation in many metrics
>top-notch space tech that enables relevant missions ranging from supplying the ISS to deep space exploration

korea&poland
>mediocre nation
>former colony/vassal ruled by neighboring nations
>miserable loser of a history subjugated by everybody and thus eternal butthurt and very warped nationalism
>pathetic weaklings steamrolled by everybody
>identity crisis due to past foreign/commie rules
>shithole, got aid from EU, US or japan
>can't into space without support from foreign nations

>>71995813
you forgot the part where Poland was a superpower unmatched in the world for longer than USA existed.

>>71995486
Because they are both nations that might be seen as a part of the wealthy "western" nations, but both are still mostly irrelevant as long as it doesn't come to the US foreign engagements against Russia/China

>>71995813
this

>>71995850
lol co ty pierdolisz ziomek...

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>>71995813
>identity crisis
Never.

>>71995850
thanks for making me laugh on this boring day lmao

aging populations

>>71995959
Go back to your general, roach

>>71995982
wtf why so rude

>>71995996
because you're an imbecile

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fuck off proxy

except few weeaboo, average Pole don't care about Japan
average Japanese don't care about Poland or don't know it exists

>>71996008
>Poland was a SUPERPOWER UNMATCHED IN THE WORLD for longer than USA existed

During which 241 year interval was Poland a superpower unmatched in the world?

>>71996069
I think he is referring to the commonwealth but he doesn't know that it was the most fragile weak country propt up by foreign powers

>>71995813
What about the time you tried to conquer korea and came back with a sore ass?

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>>71996286
lol japan conquered korea within a month
it's all about japan vs china

>>71996269
>I think he is referring to the commonwealth but he doesn't know that it was the most fragile weak country propt up by foreign powers
It wasn't a superpower but it wasn't a fragile country 1500-1630 it destroyed foreign armies and foreign powers were nothing.

how smelly are polish girls feet?

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>>71996069

USA hasn't been a superpower for 241 years

100, at most. Our economy finally exceeded Britain's around 1890, but before that point, we weren't anything special. And even then it took 2 more decades to be relevant militarily.

>>71996511
Everything about poles is smelly but the are good stablemen or plumbers

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Very rude thread.
Life in Poland is shit enough already without your rude comments, please delet.

Zapraszam do zapoznania się z moimi wpisami na temat Japonii (blogspot): "Słońce Japonii jest czerwone". Pozdrawiam z Dalekiego Wschodu.

>>71996867
>for longer than the US existed
>existed

FOY

>>71995486
Because proxies.

>>71995486
Szopen
>inb4 Chopin

I swear there's a schizophrenic jap making poland posts.

i see either a poland hate thread or a poland love thread everyday.

>>71997194
Is it worse than in Russia?

>>71995850
Do Poles unironically believe that PLC was a superpower?

>>71998577

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>>71998577
Definitely better unless we're comparing oligarchs.
But give it a few years until euromonies dry out or are taken away because our current shitters can't be even trusted to tie their own shoes, much less lead a functional foreign policy, and we'll be back in the perpetually ex-commie club.

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>>71998717
it was
we wuz in kreml n shiet

>>71999039
Why dont you guys go to the street and protest against your current government?

>>71999074
The problem of PLC was that the elected kings were very weak and really dependant on Szlachta.
They also lacked the ability to project power, because Polish nobolity was unwilling to follow their kings to wars in foreign countries.
In that respect, PLC was not unsimilar to the HRE

>>71995813
>forgets that jap forces on asian continent would be obliterated by soviets if Poles woudn't supply nipps with cracked soviet codes

>>71999099
apathy
no real opposition
retards believing they'd pivot any time now
retards in general

>>71999599
Dont worry friend.
I am sure your government will be far more willing to cooperate once the EU monies start drying out

>>71999127
>In that respect, PLC was not unsimilar to the HRE
PLC and HRE are different things. Comparing them is retarded.

PLC was too good for its time.

>>71999669
Both had a strong nobility and weak elected kings.
Both ulimativly failed due to internal struggle and the lack of centralization.
I think a comparison is fair

>>71995813
AROOO
*gets obliterated by superior Western navy"
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*tries to catch up to west*
THAT WE
*slurps dog soup*
THAT WE
*invades China*
WUZ
*kills pregnant women and children in the most brutal way, often raping them*
SOME KIND OF
*declares war on USA*
SUPERIOR CULTURE
*gets nuked into oblivion*
N SHIT

You know what Japan is famous for now? Anime, weird porn and disgusting fucking gooks that small-dicked "whites" are getting hardon for, since they're secretly pedos and know they can't satisfy an European woman lmao.

>>71999648
I'd hope so, but I've underestimated our tendency to self-destruction once and I'm not itching to make this mistake again.

I have a couple of jerbs to steal lined up, I'm just brushing up on my German right now.

>>72000020
Du bist immer willkommen, Brudi

>>72000044
Danke, bis später

>>72000020
Lol, implying Germans won't treat you like subhuman shit. You're not brown enough to claim racism in such cases.

>>72000188
Why do you talk about things you know noting about?

>>72000188
shut up fucking yank

>>72000353
>>72000588
Did I say something wrong? Almost every German I've met disliked the Poles

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>>71995813

Good post from glorious nippon

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>>71995850
>>71995938
>>71995982
>>71996008
>>71999832

All this butthurt from lesser beings ;)

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>>72000845
>>72000917
t.