/brit/

Yanks are this butthurt?

Good thread so far.

Fuck off Pinko

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Think I've found my new gimmick

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SMASH CAPITALISM.

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>>71993288
I found this interesting: http://rodutobaccotruth.blogspot.ca/2012/08/pipe-smoking-and-health.html?m=1

Sort of concerning that risk of larynx cancer is nearly 1/7 for pipe smokers. Aside from that, the rest of the cancer and disease hazard risks are single digit. Given you don't inhale, or drink excessive amounts of alcohol.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. I've always felt that the area most affected by pipe tobacco smoke was the back of the throat.

Compared to cigarettes, which kill 1/2, 1/7 doesn't sound too bad.

That's the same odds as being the triangle player in a 7 person marching band.

>keeping a diary

lmao

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I found this interesting: http://rodutobaccotruth.blogspot.ca/2012/08/pipe-smoking-and-health.html?m=1

Sort of concerning that risk of larynx cancer is nearly 1/7 for pipe smokers. Aside from that, the rest of the cancer and disease hazard risks are single digit. Given you don't inhale, or drink excessive amounts of alcohol.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. I've always felt that the area most affected by pipe tobacco smoke was the back of the throat.

Compared to cigarettes, which kill 1/2, 1/7 doesn't sound too bad.

>when I got a job I wanted to pay less tax so I became right-wing

riveting life stories

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>posting alone in the other thread

>keeping a diary
Hahaha you runtoids

tobacco shills? on my /brit/? maybe the commies are right.

>>71993344
fuck off
>>71993359
good post

Dear Diary,

FUCK /BRIT/POSTERS
*drawing of a single tear rolling down the face of an oppressed worker*

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Alright so, I'll ask again.

Where would I be politically?

I've been poor my whole life and always wanted someone in power who cared about us poor folks barely managing to scrape by 'the bread line'. Mum and dad worked their arses off to provide for us kids, and now we're older and I'm just about ready to move out at fucking 23, they're still working their arses off to provide for me until I leave, my little sister, my retarded brother who might not ever move out, and themselves.

We live in a 4 bedroom place we can barely even afford, and we are constantly behind on the fucking rent.

Really fucking hate Tories because they are rich cunts that hate poor people, let's be fair.

But then again, my parents don't fucking like the Tories and that rubbed off on me.

I like Jeremy Corbyn, his stance on not wanting nuclear profitisation is good and Sky news being the Tory run shite it is tries to smear him on a daily fucking basis, especially when he was against using nukes, my god how evil of him, right?

I just want us barely getting by to not be trod underfoot and actually get help when we need it, yannow?

Doesn't help that I'm half-blind and Cameron made cuts to the public transport so I can now take even less buses to and from where I need to get to.

An addition: UKIP are racist cunts and Farrage is a smug twat, I wish I could punch his cunt face.

Trump is a moronic cunt. An amusing moronic cunt to be fair, but a shitstain in general.

>>71993368
Pretty much the gist of it

I think they should advertise salaries after tax like what they do with consumer goods

>at a mates birthday on Sunday
>chick m8 asks us if we would drink breast milk
>i say i would and everyone calls me a sicko
>chick comes back from the car with her breast milk
>i skull it all in one gulp

Not as bad as I thought it be. Really sweet

wank off to a photo of Stalin every night lads

wanted to make a post like that yank's but frankly I can't even bring myself to call that post good even if it is ironically

>>71993391
Become ancom tbqhwy

>>71993391
Read the first 5 words.

Went to sleep at 11pm, woke up at 6:30 but for some reason still feel fucking knackered?

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>>71993359

>>71993417
Have you tried communism?

>>71993394
I think that makes you her son in the eyes of the law

>>71993408
Do you happen to live in Liverpool or Manchester? Because I usually see those twats having a hard time reading in general.

Try concentrating on something other than footie, aye?

>>71993417
i'd go see a doctor

If I had a kid and he turned out autistic or retarded reckon I'd genuinely disown him or just put him up for adoption

Can't be dealing with them

>>71993359
>cigarettes, which kill 1/2
Wait, cigarettes kill what? 1 in 2 cig smokers?

They should put that on the packet instead of some crying kid with a ciggie in his dummy.

>>71993391
Move to Africa.

>>71993391
you don't seem to understand the point of nuclear weapons for defence

>>71993445
I'm autistic and I manage well enough.

We aint all entirely fucked up.

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#memories

>>71993451
*makes nipple incisions*
*removes silicon implants*
*sews them back up*

>>71993391
>Where would I be politically?
Social Democrat/Socialist

>>71993457
How do I get a French citizenship then?

>steal leaf's post
>get more (You)s than him

hehe

>>71993451
ahh yes nothing better than a woman whose head is so empty all she pursues is the latest in plastic surgeries to make herself look better

>>71993466
meme autism or actual autism tho

>>71993391
This reads like something from a facebook comments section. You're nowhere politically, and that isn't really a bad thing - I actively choose to ignore ideologues. You shouldn't have to be strongly partisan for Lab/Con/whatever either. Evaluate some of what you wrote (like do you genuinely think the average Labour MP cares more about a scummy poor Britpleb than the average Tory MP?) and just decide to vote, or not. Most people are as angry and confused as you.

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>>71993480
>better

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>>71993447
my favourite is this one

>>71993488
wtf i love communism now!

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>ahh yes nothing better than a woman whose head is so empty all she pursues is the latest in plastic surgeries to make herself look better

>>71993488
Post more commies desu

>>71993427
It's not that I struggled to read it. It's that the length of time it would take to read it vs the potential benefit I could get out reading it seemed disproportionate.

A brief glance at the number of words in the post, when placed in the context of an analysis of the first 5 words of the post, led me to the conclusion that reading further would be a waste of my time.

>>71993515
Great now we've got women in here.

listening to a bit of Whitney Houston lads

HOW WILL I KNOW IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME

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economics is a pseudoscience

>>71993464
Defence?

We're a tiny fucking island, mate. A single nuke is going to fuck the entirety of the U.K up.

We aint ever going to be anywhere near as powerful as we were back in the day, and if we had nukes, we wouldn't use them anyway because all the bigger countries got way more.

>>71993481
P.D.D. Pervasive Developmental Disorder.

>>71993519
Well for one, you could gain an insight into some random twats mind and see how they think. Of course it might not be any good and yes, a waste, but it would do something.

>>71993550
If you think I'm going to spend one second looking at that graph, think again.

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>>71993550

>>71993550
dipshit

there's a reason why they always forecast growth, if they were to forecast a recession, the news of the forecast alone would create a recession in the markets

>tfw /brit/ is starting to make you feel as sick as those times you went on /pol/

>>71993591
>words make me feel sick
man up you fucking pansy

>>71993587
>dipshit
FOY

didn't read the rest

>>71993556
>Pervasive Developmental Disorder
> It's sometimes referred to as a milder form of autism

Yeah meme autism

>>71993477
Die for France.
French by spilt blood, true thing.

What the fuck is this thing?

>>71993602
>all words, used in every context, mean the exact same thing to me
Is there a name for this disorder?

>>71993587
exactly, it's a pseudoscience based on speculation and gambling

>>71993550
jeez lol

isn't it all a bit silly for people to be arguing about it so in depth then and creating great division between economic schools of thought?

>>71993629
no because you just made it up

>>71993632
and lying
lots and lots of lying

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>>71993447
You didn't know that?

Pipe smokers actually, as you might expect, tend to hold cigarettes in very low regard. It's pretty much just mass-produced, heavily treated, gutter-tier tobacco, sucked into the lungs to imbibe every morsel of that sweet, sweet nicotine (which is really the only thing that keeps cig smokers coming back for more).

You might take the view that all tobacco still kills and is an intoxicant, which is true, but if we're talking about one evil and an other, cigarettes are the 7th circuit of hell, pipe tobacco is maybe the 4th circuit of hell, with cigars somewhere in-between.

>>71993591
/pol/ made me depressed and angry

glad i don't go really go there any more, it's just too negative

Lads it's 9am.

Bit early for "pseudoscience" and "economic schools of thought."

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is she right?

Lads help

>>71993591
top tier /brit/ was about 2 years ago, been downhill ever since

economics is one step above tarot card reading and one step below meteorology

>>71993657
it's a shit habit that'll turn your teeth yellow and make you stink anyway plus you'll loook like a fuckwit doing it

Marxian Economics is the only school of economics worth taking seriously

LADS

>>71993686
This

>>71993686
nobody fucking cares you dick wipe

>>71993666
"she" is left... left outside... when i kick her out... for having a cock

>>71993694
What's up mate?

can't imagine what we talked about before politics

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>dick wipe

Morning you wankers.

Scotfag in Aberdeen wondering if any lads would be up for some drinks at Cheerz?

Best fucking pub.

>>71993288
So THAT'S why they've been shilling so hard lately.

>>71993657
the 1/2 is not an accurate figure since the incidence of smoking related disease in smokers is less than 50% and the mortality rate of those diseases is not 100%

try getting your information from places other than blogs

>>71993711
What is this thing?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39188092

>A British backpacker was allegedly raped, assaulted and choked during a two-month hostage ordeal in Australia.

>The woman, 22, was subjected to attacks in locations across the vast state of Queensland, police say.

>The ordeal ended on Sunday when police stopped a vehicle being driven by the woman, after she failed to pay for petrol, and saw she had face injuries.

>An Australian man who appeared to be hiding was arrested in the back of the vehicle, police said.

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>>71993708

>>71993726
You forgot to include a picture and/or a description.

>>71993684
>that'll turn your teeth yellow
Not if you brush. I've always had good teeth desu. Hasn't changed since I started smoking a pipe.
> and make you stink
Some heavier tobaccos are unpleasant, but there are others that are actually pleasant, even from a non-smokers perspective. In fact, there's an entire category of pipe tobaccos blended for this purpose, know as armoatics.
> you'll loook like a fuckwit doing it
Matter of opinion really.

>>71993728
I haven't read the article but I fail to see the funny side of that story.

yanky yanky does a wanky
cries himself to sleep under his blanky

>>71993744
Thing in my room

>>71993766
Me bby ;)

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>>71993740
what the hell is that

>>>/pol/115601199
>>>/pol/115601199
>>>/pol/115601199

>>71993758
looking like a fuckwit is not really up for debate; you -will- look like a fuckwit

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>>71993702
I care.

>>71993684
>that'll turn your teeth yellow
What teeth?
>and make you stink
The stench of piss and B.O. covers it nicely
>you'll loook like a fuckwit doing it
I look like a fuckwit no matter what I do.

BIG WILLIES!

little willies...

Medium Willies.

Which do you prefer?

>>71993785
I believe it is the elusive clitoris

>>71993766
Calm down it's just a mirror.

>>71993809
Post willy

>>71993809
ah yes this is what we talked about before politics

>>71993758
you've only started smoking a pipe recently but your teeth will turn yellow unless you get whitening done by the dentist regardless of how much you brush

and unless you're a man in his 60s or older you'll look like the world's biggest fedora or hipster depending on the rest of you

>>71993832
I prefer it personally

>>71993819
this doesnt work in the slightest you utter troglodyte

>>71993814
chuckled

>>71993823
Whats a postwilly lol like a

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>>71993758
> Some heavier tobaccos are unpleasant,
I meant odour-wise. They're actually considered very pleasant to smoke flavour-wise, but you'll smell like campfire and fetid greenery (some have compared Latakia tobacco to camel dung). Actually, the two styles of pipe tobacco known for tasting great, but smelling awful, are called English and Balkan style blends.

On the other end are Aromatics, Cavendish, Virginias, which can smell quite good.

>>71993860
Post your willy (you said you would yesterday)

>>71993864
is that you man?

>>71993869
You've got the wrong girl, my willy is

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>>71993793
>>71993835
Matter of opinion, really.

Just overheard people calling me "that fat smelly bloke" lads

:-((((((((

only the immortal dialectical science of marxism-leninism can save /brit/

>>71993885
POST WILLLY I WANT TO PLAY WITH IT REEEEE

>>71993904
Lackwit! Dotard

>>71993890
Welcome to the club.

>>71993890
ONE OF US

Why are there only 60 minutes in an hour?

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>>71993898
Um no sweetie try again x

>>71993953
comes from the Babylonians

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>>71993884
> posting my face on 4chan

I have a tortured poet look to me. Rugged beard, parted hair, stern nose. The kind of man with wisdom beyond his years. Encyclopedic, really. I'd probably run circles around you intellectually if we met in person.

>>71993984
Haha BABYlonians wahhh wahhh haha

Lads, got something a bit special on the way. Been saving up my cardboard tubes from used loo rolls. Got about 5. Remember how Blue Peter used to make use of them in amateur construction projects? I reckon I can make a cardboard sword once I've got about 10.

How much do you think a cardboard sword would go for on eBay?

new brother nathanael lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhej29hBLww

What are your favourite /brit/ hours?

I'd say early morning until midday

>man at the fish and chip shop handles my cooked food with his raw fish hands
don't think it works like that mate

>>71994027
10pm-4am

Everyone reply to my next post as if its the funniest thing you've ever seen. PLEASE

>>71994027
When there are few yanks but also when there are aussies and nzs desu

>>71994027
neet hours but after the yanks and leafs have gone

>>71994042
raw fish is fine in fact so is raw beef and raw pork he's not gonna contaminate your shit

raw poultry is the one that needs to be avoided

Had a shower yesterday. Sniffed my pits just now: rank fucking B.O.

Sick of having to take showers all the time.

>>71994070
>raw fish is fine in fact so is raw beef and raw pork
depends on a number of factors

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39188092

WTF i hate australia now

>>71994077
considered using deodorant?

Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in 'a net'? And dump her in the sea!

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Be honest, how many of you guys are losers, or NEETs.

Sometimes I just come here because I honestly don't have any friends; I think I just vent out my frustration here and blame niggers and Jews for things because it's fun and makes me feel better about myself.

Most of the gamers I play with always yell nigger and Jews, and when I look at their Steam profiles they usually have 100+ weekly hours, me included.

I don't have a job, I pretty much just browse here and cycle between four different games. When I lose I always call the opposing team a nigger or a faggot or something offensive, and it got me thinking about how I always made fun of blacks for living off welfare when I live under my parents.

I've never really put thought into this, but am I the only one here like this? Is the redpill just cynicism, not any real truth?

I'm so fucking pathetic, this place is the only place that makes me feel like I have a voice in the world. I tried Reddit once but then I couldn't hold an argument and resorted to name calling, but here our Id's are reset per thread so I could just post anything without repurcussions.

I don't know, but honestly, is anyone here successful, so I know I'm not backing up an ideal consisting of a bunch of failures. Like proof that you go to a good school or a good job, it would make me feel a lot better about myself, I'm having an epiphany

>>71994091
namely storage conditions but since he's running an eatery it's a safe bet that he's storing his food properly

>>71994102
Start by stopping saying nigger

I tell myself I dont need social interaction but if I didn't come here everyday I would probably b v lonely (or get my shit together lamo)

>>71994137
hello nigger

shartman

>>71994123
they also serve chicken
it's not hard to imagine the raw fish is stored in proximity to the raw chicken, or was cut with the same knife

>>71994096
Used a roll-on after I had my shower. Talc on me nuts to keep 'em dry (they're all sweaty and smelly again). What's the fucking point? Why don't I just LIVE in the bloody shower?

>>71994146
Im white, rorkey no mates

>>71994102
>our Id's are reset

stop browsing /pol/ you'll feel a lot better overall if you do

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>Im white, rorkey no mates

>>71994161
Lose some weight fatty fatty boom boom

>>71994077
lose weight

>>71994123
>he's running an eatery it's a safe bet that he's storing his food properly
>he's never seen kitchen nightmares

>>71994186
In case you were wondering, this is why you have no friends and feel so unfulfilled all the time

>>71994137
>>71994163
>>71994192
>>71994215
lol

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>In case you were wondering, this is why you have no friends and feel so unfulfilled all the time

Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in 'a net'? And dump her in the sea!

>>71994192
>>71994201
Interesting. Might try that. I'm not massive, but if you think it'll help.

there was some lookers in one of my classes today lads
including a tinder match hehe

>>71994157
>it's not hard to imagine the raw fish is stored in proximity to the raw chicken, or was cut with the same knife

those are big no-nos
dunno bout straya but here we have health inspectors who will do unannounced inspections to make sure you're keeping with the health code and you can get shut down for things like you mentioned

the inspections are of course infrequent unless the eatery has a history of violations but it's a safe bet that they play by the rules cause it's bad for business if people get food poisoning at your place

>>71994249
Get in there.

>>71994213
ahh yes "reality" television

Lads, you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in 'a net'? And dump her in the sea!

>>71994252
yeah I'm sure it was probably fine but I threw it out anyway
rather waste $6 than spend all night worrying

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I will admit, the whole pipes thing was preceded by an obsession with whisky. I have been anti-tobacco my entire life, and I still accept tobacco is dangerous, but these habits haven't sprung out of nowhere. They're very soothing patterns of behaviour. Tobacco and alcohol are almost like an adult pacifier and breast milk.

I don't drink a lot, I don't smoke a lot. Maybe once every other day, but there's a genuineness about them that is hard to get another way, short of moving out to a secluded cabin in the woods.

It's the middle-american, middle-canadian, middle-briton way to desanitise and unrestrict themselves. It makes you feel like a man wants to feel, really.

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it came

>>71994281
Why don't you leave Annette alone? She's done nowt to you.

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>>71994257
might sign up for her group presentation

>>71994302
Wanted to get one myself. Be worth a ton in 20 years.

want to rest my head on a woman's soft bum

>>71994324
Too indirect. Bit stalkery. Set yourself up with a bit of extended eye contact then ask her what she's staring at.

Do people tip barbers?

>>71994313
She said it wasn't funny; I was hoping to prove her wrong

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>>71994329
> want to rest my head on a woman's soft bum
Hehe. Silly boys.

>>71994357
I do. I round up to the tenner.

"Keep the change," I say. Sometimes they ask me if I'm sure. I'm always sure.

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>Do people tip barbers?

>>71994375
oh ok that's fair enough - back when I lived in London half the time it'd be more than a tenner so I'd never tip

>>71994357
I usually give a 20 and say "do you wanna just give me a ten back"

>>71994357
i give 10%

>>71994370
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRTTTT

only thing I need to do today is make a phone call but I'm putting it off

just want a qt gf who will shit in my mouth.

is that too much to ask?

>>71994370
oh my

>>71994379
>>Do people tip barbers?
33.33% is customary. Twice as much if they included a shave (even if you didn't request one).

t. Yank-lite

>>71994395
k i've got a 20 so I'll do this, ta

>>71994317
What kind of education do I need to become a fake tit implanter?

>>71994394
If it was more than a tenner I'd probably round up to fifteen or twenty. I'd feel a bit annoyed if it was £10.50 though. Maybe give 'em £12-13 in that case. Like the other guy said, about 10%.

>>71994440
FLLLLOOOOORRRRRRPPPPPPTTT

>>71994417
Sooner you get it over with, the sooner you can start enjoying your day, and the more of your day you'll enjoy.

>>71994449
Depends who's tits you're working on.

ngl the BRAAAAAPP meme is genuinely starting to ruin my love of the female posterior

>>71994479
that's if it goes well
it might not go well

>>71994449
You need a T.D. (Titty Doctorate) from a reputable Mamery School.

I believe there are two in Australia: Sydney Unibersity - Department of Mamerial Studies
South Koolangaroo Tech - School for Applied Research of Titties (SART)

>>71994531
What's it about?

Oh Florence get that would you? The door darling the door... I'm busy making fart posts on 4chan.... ah yes, SSSSPLLLAAAAAAAAFFFFFRRRRBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFRAAATTTTTTFFFFLLLLLAPPPPPP

>>71994543
nosy bastard

>>71994553
There goes my boner. Thanks a lot.

want to get a gf that sits on my face

>>71994545
> Florence
You know an Anglo girl is posh when she's named after an Italian city.

>>71994553
my uncle died on that. never recovered his body ;_;

Can't stand conservatives

all gormless, chinless cunts

type I bullied at school

>>71994566
You want your nose up her stinky bumhole? Her poohole?

>>71994575
The Florence character draws inspiration from a good friend of mine. Her brother's birth name is literally Zarathustra

>>71994607
Sounds like they had the last laugh though to be honest with you mate.

might crack open some mixed drinks after dinner

might mix some drinks in my crack after dinner

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>>71994630

don't speak so soon brother

>>71994613
>You want your nose up her stinky bumhole? Her poohole?
sure why not

Can't stand bullies

all gormful, chinful cunts

type I got bullied by school

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>>71994566

>>71994708
*poot* (quiet womanly fart)

>>71994302
fake merch

>>71994326
will send you a real one if you want

honestly never heard a girl fart

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*BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP-u-bodly-a-bidly-um-babidi-zing-zong-babbily-boo*

I'M THE BRAP MAN

>>71994753
He's ded now ;_;

>>71994745
well I have sooooo

You know what i love the most?

Cake farts.

>>71994790
what did it look like?

>>71994790
describe it

>>71994834
>>71994840
"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP"

https://twitter.com/superhxns/status/838854003102470145

honestly if you don't find a well-timed fart funny you are not my friend
>ugh, so puerile
fuck off

the mixed drinks have been cracked

having my first hot crossed bun of the year

>>71994939
fuck, haven't had one of those in ages :(

>>71994931
what's a mixed drink

>>71994889
their work is visiting dignitaries and generating tourism revenue

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>she will only ever look at you with disgust

as an ugly man who fucked my chances of becoming relatively well off and thus able to score such a woman when it comes marriage time, this hurts

>>71994986
become your own gf

have been winning at chess a lot more since i watched some videos about basic openings and board development

>>71994975
prefer not to say

>>71994986
ugly how?

>>71995058
brits btfo

>>71995080
ugly facial structure

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You pussy-worshipping faggots do realise that 95% of women are utterly ugly, with a personality that matches. Why do you hold these whores up on a pedestal, while you're bent down below licking their toes, when all they're fit for is causing untold male suffering?

Pic related is part of the 5% of genuinely attractive females. Only 1/20 women are worth batting an eye at. Either too pudgy or too boney, with poor skin, horrendous hair, and bad make up; zero fashion sense. They don't know what should or shouldn't go on their body, hence modern female """fashion"""".

Only real heterosexual men will understand what I mean.

heard loud banging on my door this morning so i put my hard drive in the microwave but it was only jehova's witnesses

>>71995154
>Anonymous

stopped reading there

>>71995151
ah well yeah not much that can be done about that sorry

need to do the FATTEST shit

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>Facebook notifies you if people have been looking through your pictures especially in suspiciously long/meticulous ways. Looking through a lot of pictures and/or looking at them too long will notify the user and then you're in deep shit. It gets worse with the fact that it logs what pictures you view and finds the most common array of pixels between the viewed pictures to determine if your actions are perverse in nature and recommends an unfriend/block of your account to the user.

>>71995206
lmao fuck off is this true
i don't have to worry about it cos im not some mong wanking over facebook pictures but seriously is this real

The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this

some are good some are bad some are a mix but the good ones don't ever want to organize the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power

Powerful consciousnesses don't want to dominate other people they want to empower them so they don't tend to get together until things are really late in the game then they come together and evil is always defeated because good is so much stronger

And we're on this planet and Einstein's physics showed it

Max Planck's physics showed it there's at least twelve dimensions

And now that's all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying it's a false hologram it is artificial the computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it's artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe That's what they call dark matter

So we're like a thought or a dream that's a wisp in a computer program some God's mind


They're proving it all

it's all coming out

>>71995206
jokes on you I deleted my runtbook years ago

>>71995206
hmm yes I dont see this making any sense at all

Tipped the barber even though he messed up my fringe like the betacuck I am x

>>71995222
you've been listening to alex jones, haven't you mate?

>>71995180
>not putting an electromagnet inside your case right on top of the hard dive

just flip the switch on if it ever comes to that

>>71995206
>not having a fake account for your stalking needs

>>71995240
sissy

Lads you know Annette? Don't you wish you could scoop her up in 'a net'? And dump her in the sea!

>>71995240
It's customary in Canada to tip extra 40-60% if the barber messed up, to let them know it's okay to make mistakes, and you're sure they'll do a better job next time (necessitating the extra tippage).

just realised I'm fat to be honest, quite a significant discovery

>>71995307
but wouldn't that incentivise him to keep doing a shitty job?

>>71995342
post belly

>decide to start lifting
>end up getting fat

don't fall for the SS troll

>Not all muslims are bad, you can't just ban them
>ALL drugs are bad! They ALL need to be banned!

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>>71995414

>>71995414
who holds both these views?

>>71995350
I don't know about Australia, but here in Canada being a barber isn't a "job". It's a vocation. The barber is an esteemed artisan of the community, and they are driven by a passion for what they do to always provide the best focal groomage humanly possible.

It isn't about dollars, it's about proudly leaving your mark on every person who walks through the door, so they can be the best person they can be.

I'm honestly disgusted that ignorant antipodians look at hair treatment solely through a greedy capitalist lense.

>>71995414
this is the first time i've ever heard this sentiment expressed

the people who don't want to ban muslims are almost always also DUDE WEED types

the mixed drinks have just made me sad

is japan a western country?

darmok and jalad

>>71995568
no but it is first world and since western and first world often get used synonymously it fits in some contexts but it is too culturally distinct from the rest of the first world to be called western same with korea

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>I don't know about Australia, but here in Canada being a barber isn't a "job". It's a vocation. The barber is an esteemed artisan of the community, and they are driven by a passion for what they do to always provide the best focal groomage humanly possible.

>It isn't about dollars, it's about proudly leaving your mark on every person who walks through the door, so they can be the best person they can be.

>I'm honestly disgusted that ignorant antipodians look at hair treatment solely through a greedy capitalist lense.

>>71995568
no

>>71993391
national socialist

Who /Left Libertarian/ here?

going to the barber tomorrow and going to have them just thin my hair out all around and that's it

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>>71995615
sort of

>>71995668
dude drugs for everyone

why don't bill maher, stephen colbert and john oliver just stay out of politics and stick to comedy like jimmy kimmel and conan?

not losing weight and in fact i'm putting on weight

>>71995734
because they arent funny

>>71995756
try harder tubby

>>71995734
Because Kimmel and Conan are unfunny and uninteresting.

Colbert and Maher are funny. Oliver is just annoying.

Think the new qt at work has left after just 3 weeks

Didn't even get to see her in tights. Absolutely gutted

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I'd like to bring this to the attention of /brit/.

These are young Tories.

That is all.

just had my arse viciously fondled in bethnal green

>>71995808
look like good lads

even the fat paki

fat shaming needs to be more overt and mainstreamed into society

only then will fat cunts start to realise how disgusting they are in the eyes of others and start losing weight

>>71995796
not seen a proper qt in ages
they're all fat or otherwise purposely make themselves as unattractive as possible

>>71995808
Me to the right of centre.

time to do a 'cide of the sui variety

>>71995808
they'll grow out of it when they get a dose of reality

>>71995837
it just makes them sad and when they get sad they comfort eat tbqh

>>71995789
>Oliver is just annoying.
wish his writers would just work as researchers for PBS/BBC educational show. I enjoy learning about all the ways america fucking sucks. very satisfying post 1776

waistcoats are generally a bad idea if you're fat cause they only accentuate your gut

>>71995808
2 seems alright and whilst 3 looks like a silly wanker he looks a bit like me with longer hair

>>71995796
probably got a promotion

>>71995808
imagine going for the ian beale look

>>71995796
>tights
good taste mate, sorry for your loss

>>71995789
colbert's schtick was funny during the bush years but it just got tiresome after that

maher is essentially a more intelligent and articulate sargon

>>71995886
fat people think it works like a corset lol

>>71995702
no

Fat lads wear waistcoats to hide the point where their gut hangs out over their belt I think.

>>71995852
You've been larping since november about this the day your posts go away is the day I can finally be happy you finally fucking killed yourself you waste of life

>>71995789
can see kimmel is boring. just kowtows to celebrities and not much beyond that.
but conan has the greatest comedic timing and charisma of the lot

>>71995837
this

genuinely makes me feel ill having to sit next to a fatty

>>71995789
Conan is funny

>>71995865
do it harder so that they 'cide

>>71995983
thankfully i have yet to get stuck next to one on a flight
was quite worried last time cause an obese lad was coming down the aisle and the only seats left were one next to me and another in the row ahead of me
thankfully his seat was the one ahead

>>71996007
they don't 'cide, they get extra sides

>>71995965
not the same lad

and i'm not phimosislad either before anyone arbitrarily accuses me of being so

>>71995995
of course it would come from a bogtrotter

they should ban sugar and then see how fast people lose weight

might 'cide to drink cide' unless i 'cide

>>71996022
FOY

>>71996023
alri turtlenecklad

>>71996022
do it harder so that they get so fat they die sooner

>>71996035
fuck off, I like chocolate and junk food

why should I be penalised because fatties can't learn some moderation?

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>>71996032
Oh colour me surprised. The wee Anglo boy is intimidated by a strong, successful Gaelic man such as Conan so he tries to belittle him.

i'm talking really hardcore fat shaming though
the government openly saying NHS treatment will not be available for fatties and then laughing about it in parliament
if a fatty tries to get on the plane, the staff say 'sorry, you are too fat. lose some weight, fatty'
if a fatty is eating a donut on a park bench, people will go up, slap it out of their hand and say 'eat an apple u fat cunt'

open discrimination, both social and systemic.
would sort everything out in a couple of years

>>71996035
just in drinks though.

people don't eat enough in this country for food to be the problem. what's considered an acceptable portion is tiny by global standards and we rightly get mocked for it because it's as we cant afford more.

>>71996049
not him either

can you just call me blue and yellow striped shirt lad? i mean i don't wear it every day but it is my favourite shirt

>>71996089
business idea: that, but muslim shaming

my bloodline was pure anglo until my grandad introduced balt blood and my other grandad german and irish blood

>>71996119
It surely is the drinks that are most of the problem.

You'd have to eat a shocking amount to get obese if you had no liquid calories going in.

don't know my heritage
don't give a toss either

taking a gap year

trips decides where i go

>>71996154
t. globalist

>>71996157
to londis
get us a crunchie

>>71996140
doesn't every american have german and irish blood? and a little bit of cherokee as well?

>>71996157
wouldn't mind a pot noodle while you're there ta

>>71996125
but if you are mean to muslims they will turn into terrorists

>>71996157
toff cunt

>>71996157
south korea