/brit/

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/balt/

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emily

>>71986864
BREHS

>>71986864
how many pages?

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babs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZkswFWfXTQ

>>71986864
Lauren is 4/10 at best, just because you are autistic virgin doesn't mean that you have to wank at ugly girls too

babestation

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>>71986864
>Eighteen months ago
>runs as Libertarian Party of Canada candidate
>constantly talks about getting government out of citizens' lives and the market

>Today
>Is a cheerleader for an economic protectionist
>refers to Ted Cruz as a bland, tolerable alternative to Trump

Lauren is either an opportunist or an idiot.

>>71986930
>It's another "every girl is below my standards, no matter how attractive they are" episode

Okay post your idea of an attractive girl then. What is an 8 or 9/10 to you?

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>>71986973
You're not an 8, Lauren. Live with it.

>>71986967
>People cannot change their political views
>if you believe something it means you must believe it for the rest of your life even if your eyes have been opened to new information and ideas

lauren southern is 21 years old

About to do some hypnosis, very nice stuff

>>71986967
>generic alt-right blonde bitch #1218495
I'm guessing it's the latter

>>71986930
haha
>>71987022
haha

A couple years back when the mcrib was in town. They had a "buy a combo, get a second sandwich for 1 euro" promotion, and I overdid it by buying 3 small combos for myself and 3 extra sandwiches, making it 6 mcribs, 3 fries and three sodas for about 20 bucks.

Ate all of it right there in the restaurant. I was stuffed, and had to relax for a while before trying to get up and walk home. Ubfoetunately, I developed some flu-like symptoms and ended up vomiting right there at the table and shitting myself on the way home. I was so embarassed I took off my pants and underwear before I walked in the house, made sure my wife wasn't in the living room, and tossed them in a grocery bag. That bag stayed in a corner of our garage until the day we moved out.

Went back to McDonald's a week later, and when I ordered a mcrib combo, the cashier kept looking at me and smiling.
Fucking judgemental twat.

>>71986998
>>71987033
post your idea of an attractive girl.

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Lauren is fucking sexy

mad how a stupid woman has become the figurehead of your ""movement""

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fuck it, I'm rolling one more spliff before bed

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>>71987047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCb9H46tzmc

kek'd at this

>>71987047
post a book you've written that's above 81 pages

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>>71987124

>>71986748
>>71986766
>>71986799
have you finished?

>>71987124
theres a lad

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>>71987124
me also nigga

>>71987102
>>71986998
>>71986967
>>71986864
When God makes a North American white woman, this is the default template he uses

>>71987166
*vapes in*
god doesn't exist

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>>71987115
she is "a" figurehead of our movement not "the" and she's not even canada's most prominent alt-rightist that would be stefan molyneux

1 year since i met my gf lads. time flies when you're having sex wew

>>71986998
is she the one on the right or the left? i'd literally suck a fart out of the arsehole of the girl on the left tbqhwyl

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>>71987153
>>71987160
>>71987164

lecturer emailed us to say she's going to bring her puppy to class
vile little creature

>>71987157
yes

anyone tried to write a book? it's boring to be honest, if i knew angry nerds were going to buy my book either way because i was vaguely attractive i'd just write the minimum i possibly could

>>71987115
>Movement

what movement might that be senpai desu

is "luck of the irish" supposed to be ironic?

every irish person i've met has been a depressed alcoholic with a bad temper

>>71987187
>>71987215
>white knights
looooooool the alt right is an embarrassment

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>>71987185
WHRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>71987224
>every irish person i've met has been a depressed alcoholic with a bad temper
They move to Australia because they fit in better there.

>>71987224
Considering the genocides yes

might play kicking simulator

"During the gold and silver rush years in the second half of the 19th century, a number of the most famous and successful miners were of Irish and Irish American birth. . . .Over time this association of the Irish with mining fortunes led to the expression 'luck of the Irish.' Of course, it carried with it a certain tone of derision, as if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed."

wanna play that new Zelda but don't want to buy a new console

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reminder

lauren southern is quite attractive but she has fat arms which is a deal breaker for me desu

everything my housemate does annoys me, at the moment she's cleaning the kitchen but using far too much dettol and is bleaching the surfaces for like 0 reason
do i just not like her?

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>>71986973
Here you go leaf

>>71987273
I'll keep that line for later

>>71987309
why is she cleaning the kitchen at 3am?

might play simulator simulator

>>71987318
How is that *significantly* more attractive than Lauren?

going through my housemates things what a runt nobody even likes him

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>>71987047

>tfw you tell your sims character to play computer games for fun and you see they're playing the sims
I am become god

>>71987324
nesting i think
she's a bit nuts

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=utPE5wfopgc&feature=youtu.be

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>>71987318
make way for the superior libfu

best vidya soundtrack of the 2010s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkkt5X_ydmI

>>71987336
worse body than lauren and a worse face

you have terrible taste

>>71987356
... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 6 March 2017 ...

>>71987361
better than skyrim?

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>>71987366
fuck you, she's perfect

new pjw

https://youtu.be/fmLfCHF3skk

>>71987378
skyrim had good ambient soundtracks but nothing on there was particularly noteworthy

they served their purpose but they ain't no warthogrun.mp3

there's been a dead wasp on the wooden bit at the top of my window for 6 months or something, surprised it hasn't rotted away into nothingness yet

>>71987403
its probably rotted to nothing on the inside

the exoskeleton/carapace is pretty sturdy

>>71987334
I know right, she is 6x significantly more attractive than Lauren. also she read Neetchee

t.wasp expert

>>71987414
"She" looks like a boy

>>71987404
good waifu

>having a wank
>interrupted by one of dozens of uncomfortable sexual memories

>walking home from work
>grimace at a bad sexual memory

>look on tinder to try and create some good memories
>can't get decent girls anymore for some reason, stuck with my memories

Ah yes

>>71987415
not a wasp expert but do have a bio degree

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>>71987422
GOOD post

>>71987381
>waifu'ing a coalburner

absolute state of you

>>71987426
post more thiccness

On all levels except physical, I am : Thomas Curran, Brighton, 21

>>71987425
what do you work as?

>>71987430
you wot?

>>71987318
why exactly did /pol/ sperg about this dumbass dyke

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>>71987420
That's a good thing

>>71987446
ancient gimmick

>>71987460
you are even more annoying than Americans, why can't you fuck off

>>71987458
dyke

>>71987455
she was known for challenging established racial paradigms of her time by having sex with many black men

>>71987475
thanks lad

might watch power rangers

>>71987486
oh okay. so what?

Laruen Southern is alright looking ofc but you can't deny the whole thing is very constructed to appeal to autistic redditors. Her political views are /pol/-lite. Literally a bad meme.

>>71987498
that's disgusting

being attracted to Lauren Southern is like choosing vanilla gelato

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>>71987515

>>71987489
you make up for people like this
>>71987486

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488498258006.webm

>>71987516
well she's not bad looking. it's the autistic /pol/ persona that kills it, because it's such an obvious sham. And I am a /pol/ak.

*spits*
fuck drumpf
*opens up nietzche*
ah yes, fuck morality
*sharts*
uguu ~

>>71987516
i thought you lot prefer yogurt

>>71987530
how do you know we're not the same one?

>>71987546
you're not welcome here

>>71987516
she looks like the most insipid canadian blonde girl imaginable
and canadians have even less culture than americans

>>71987558
Nah too much culture

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>>71987456
She was chosen by KEK

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>>71987410
true, should probably dispose of it

anyway, to bed

anyone else remember staying up until 10pm to watch naked news when you were like 7?

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>stroll into the gym
>see this

wat do?

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>>71987456
>>71987476
BTFO

>>71987577
stop stealing our tax money cunt

>>71987585
bbbrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppoopopopopopopppppfffflflllflll

>>71987571
sure i am

>>71987580
wtf i love her now

but what are her actual political views? Le anarchism?

>>71987577
how come your gf broke up with you?

>tfw fucked like 3 girls objectively hotter than lauren southern

foreigners

>Finally get a GF
>She literally cheats on me a month into the relationship
>So conflict avoidant that I don't tell her I know and just pretend it never happened

>>71987544
love all the kooky shit they do in jap porn but wish the girls were replaced with eastern yuros or something

>>71987580
stupid as fuck

>>71987629
Story

choon>>71987585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3UUpta18w4

>>71987635
got a gf and she cheated on me, i'm pretty conflict avoidant so i haven't told her i know

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>>71987617
She seems to be leftist anarchist, but not for long

>>71987646
Ohhhh that sucks

>>71987629
>>71987646
cuck

>have to sit with my legs spread because of my big dick and balls
>tfw get accused of 'manspreading'

Life isn't fair

>>71987601
Nah I deserve it, because we wind oppressed during ww2 and shiiiiet.

>>71987624
Because long distance relationship.

>>71987598
remind me why this broad is out trying to act tough somewhere. lmao if shit pops off women will stay inside and hide, except maybe some butch broads with military training. Do you ever see women going crazy in videos of riots and combat? I don't. Antifa my nuts.

wonder if you lads justify stalking women online by saying other racists are also stalking her

>>71987652

That was another dude bt dubs

>GF cheats on me with some tinder dude
>Leaves her phone unlocked
>I read her messages

Pretty much it, I know all her passwords now and I constantly spy on her and she hasn't cheated on me since.

>>71987583
used to stay up to watch the nudity on Eurotrash when I was about 11

>>71987629
lad. come on, you don't find that shit exhilarating? fuckin yell at her, be a man. how can you continue you fucking her after she cheated on you? Good God, lad. don't be a cuck. tell her you hope she develops cervical cancer.

>>71987667
nice anarchist flag, friend

>>71987667
>Because long distance relationship.

ah yeah, iktf
(((i don't, never had a gf)))

>>71987693
nice gay flag, friend
lmao

>>71987677
good lad
was he hot?

>>71987646
do you think about that other guy having sex with your gf's fanny?

ayy lmao

braaaaaapppfpfpppeppeppfpepfefpepfepfppfpfpfpfppfppfpsmbbllblblblspblpslbpblllblbllsllblspblpblpblbllll

>>71987711
Oh yea he's gorgeous
(it's me)

so i walk right up to you
and you walk all over me
and i ask you what you want
and you tell me what you need

>>71987693
What are you on about? Fuck off Yankee McShartbürger.

>>71987696
Thanks

parents think i'm wasting my life

they don't realise that life is meaningless and therefore there's nothing to waste

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5,6,3,1,8,7,2,4
in that order

>>71987712
no i think about me having sex with her fanny

>>71987711

Nah he was shorter than me and really skinny. He had a middle eastern name if that helps your cuck fetish though.

>>71987773

Stop pretending to be me you fucking cunt

>>71987780
why did she cheat on you with an inferior man?

>>71987780
you are the lowest form of coward

you know that right

enjoy developing a cuck fetish just to live with yourself an pretend you enjoy it

>>71987807
Because op is the inferior cuck

>>71987754
Its called life because you live it. If you are not living, and only existing, then is wasted on you.

>>71987807

They were already FWB

>>71987811

If she cheats on me again I'll probably dump her, but it was really early in the relationship so I let it slide

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>>71987598

signs you're good looking:

girls help you all the time

Others?

>>71987847
>If she cheats on me again I'll probably dump her, but it was really early in the relationship so I let it slide


really have no words for this
dont even feel like abusing you but its just sad

have some goddamned self respect for fucks sake

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488769182866.webm

>>71987857
what do you mean they help you?

>>71987872
not sure why i watched the whole thing

>>71987867

I lost my virginity to this chick, it's either her or nothing and I'd rather have the sex

>>71987891
good lad

>>71987891
>it's either her or nothing and I'd rather have the sex
are you really that ugly?

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>he's here and he's talking about women
>he's in beta orbiter mode

>>71987891
listen m8, as I said before I'm really not trying to be mean here

but take a fucking step back and have a good hard look at yourself, jesus christ

>>71987890
>not sure why i watched the whole thing
anti-zionism

>>71987847
you are an actual cuck
not a 4chan cuck or a watches interracial porn cuck but an actual by definition cuckold

you pathetic excuse for a man

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:o

>>71987909

I'm a 5/10 with no money

>>71987919

I can either be a beta girlfriendless loser or a beta cuck, I'd rather be a cuck. Again it was a one time thing, it's not like she fucked a bunch of guys or anything.

better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.

so stop calling him a cuck u virgin cunts

didn't shit today

@52
this desu

>>71987950
she had sex with a paki manlet while she was in a committed relationship with you

that says a lot about what she thinks of you

>>71987952
cuck

>>71987952
thanks for that gem lord Tennyson

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>better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
>so stop calling him a cuck u virgin cunts

The wise words of lickdickisama

>>71987762
2 is literally the only attractive one

the rest are spray-tanned bimbos

>>71987950
you're a pathetic embarrassment to yourself and I'm genuinely sorry for you

nothing more to say


>>71987952
shagged more birds than him and you put together you fucking shithouse

not many things in life than lying in bed, smoking a joint and listening to trip hop

>i-if you're not okay with the idea of a lad's gf having sex with other men then you're a virgin!

this is just as sad and pathetic

>>71987968

We were dating semi-casually, it wasn't committed in the way we are now. I had already told her I love her but that's because I'm a stupid autist. I hack her facebook and read her messages and she tells her friends that she's in love with me and that I'm a good guy.

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>>71987981
I think you'll like this laddo

https://youtu.be/GJ4KPrrbOU4

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>>71987952
this is where you belong

>>71987976
>the rest are spray-tanned bimbos
is that supposed to be a bad thing? i'd still my willy in any of them, including the gargoyle

Swansea are shit and going to get relegated

>>71988000
>>71988010

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thailad

reply to this post

>>71988017
probably not

maybe next season

>>71988017
i wish wales would get relegated from the UK

>>71988017
Bradley wasn't given enough time

>>71988021
the quoted posts are aesthetic

>>71988030
actual good post

University in diversity

why does lickdicki the virgin still come here?

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>>71988017

Clement is the best manager in the bottom half of the table desu

4-3-2-1/4-1-4-1 is unexposable

>>71988017
>>71988029
both wrong.

>>71988044
To cry about the girl that ditched him at the club to go home with some non-virgin

>>71988040
Not him but thanks

imagine spending your life caring about football
obviously it's a bit fedora but it has to be said that liking that stuff almost guarantees you have nothing interesting to say about anything

>playing a sweeper

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>regista

>>71988076
hipster faggot

>>71988076
what if i only like football ironically?

>tfw never had a gf
>tfw never been kissed
>tfw never had sex
>tfw no girl has ever been excited to see me
>tfw i've never had a 1 on 1 discussion of any significance with a girl IRL
>tfw i'm not that ugly, i just have cripplingly low self-esteem

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need a fat gf lads

>>71988093
>yank
>on /brit/
>talking about football
>calling me a hipster
hmmm

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>why yes m'lady
>I do prefer the whimsical fantasies found within my animes
>I also listen to the latest avant garde works of Kshit #3

If you don't like football you literally were an outcast in school.

>tfw had a gf
>tfw been kissed
>tfw had sex
>tfw girls been exitied to see me
>tfw had MANY 1 on 1 discussions
>tfw very pretty

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>>71988007
yeh this is nice

>>71988108
actually my great great-grandmother was born in cornwall, so

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>>71988128
i'm very happy for you

>>71988127
you're an outcast in life though

>>71988128
normies out

>>71988130
where in cornwall did she live mate?

>>71988143
Burn

>>71988139
if its any consolation despite my above average sexual interactions with women even by normie standards my life is total shit and just awful day to day

I'm just pretty so girls fling themselves at me somewhat regularly even though I spend months at a time in solitude

haha normie btfo

who /virginandproud/ here?

made a wall of corn lads
that'll keep those invaders out

ahh yes how awful your life must be

imagine going MONTHS without a gf

>>71988143
through my own accord

people actually want to like me, that's the difference.

anyways not going down this route as people will only hate on me for it.

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literally no excuse for not liking footie or at least sport in general

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>>71988149
42 trelowarren street, camborne
pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco&feature=youtu.be

Howling

>>71988168
>my life is total shit and just awful day to day
>I spend months at a time in solitude

that doesn't make me feel any better :/ how come you're so lonely?

>>71988207
wow nice

>>71988194
you're lying to yourself

you've tried SO hard to have some semblance of normality but you're just a freak

>>71988198

'member when spee was literally the best board on the site and was more popular than /tv/ and /pol/?

>>71988208
kek

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>>71988198
wew nostalgia

>>71988229
most users on the site nowadays do not remember that because they weren't around

>>71988223
one day i'd like to visit and buy a 6 pack from gram-gram's old home

>>71988219
basically lobotomised by depression, been out of work for like 70% of the time since I left uni almost 3 years ago, ashamed of myself, no progression etc etc

some months things will flare up and I'll get drunk with friends most weekends and thats when I get girls but my week is basically sitting on the edge of my bed developing back problems and contemplating suicide

>>71988261
normies btfo

>>71988261
that sucks, bro. i just got laid off in january, to. is the job market not good where you live? is that why you're depressed, because you don't have a job?

>>71988273
and yet I STILL get laid more than you

me = zero effort
you = obsessed and perpetually rejected

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>>71988229

OH I 'MEMBER

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>Lol I'm depressed
>look at me!

>>71988296
FOY

Why did the jannies murder spee lads?

>>71988285
job market is one of the worst in the UK where I live

I guess a job is a big part of it, but I think mostly I'm just prone to it, was the same in school and during university too. I'll either learn to get along with it or not

not looking for sympathy either, just one of those benefits of anonimity I can say the things I never would in real life

>>71988286
>he makes his existance about womyn

there's the root of your problem lad

I myself read political theory in my spare time and better myself, womyn aren't worth bothering they're superficial whores.

currently reading parliamentry socialism by Ralf Miliband rn, try finding a hobby la'

Swansea are definitely going to get relegated
They are an embarrassment and not PL quality

>>71988326
are you super smart bro?

>>71988326
chin up lad, at least you're not paki.

>>71988339
I don't make my existence about women, I was just shitting on you desu since thats all you ever post about

don't assume too much if you want to appear as smart as you like to act

They shouldn't have kicked wrestling off /sp/

Now /asp/ is possibly the most cancerous board on this whole site

>>71988346
was one of those excel in school with ease top my year test score types yeah

so depends who you ask, fellow russel group students? average smart
fellow comprehensive students, super smart for sure

>>71988374
hmmmm interesting
*jots down notes*
*strokes beard*

>>71988355
>I was just shitting on you desu since thats all you ever post about

ironic considering that's the only thing you're posting about

>>71988383
at this very moment?

doesnt make it ironic, you just don't know what else I post about since im not a tripfag nonce innit

alri lads, just got rejected again, fucking roastie whores, they don't realize that i'm a literal 10

>>71988396
i'm using the information I have at end and coming to a reasonable conclusion.

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gonna wear this to the aston social disco /brit/ meetup x

someone is being rowdy on britleftypol

>>71988419
nice shirt cuz

this cunt is fucking retarded, why does he actually still come here? he's hated even more than yanks desu

>>71988407
Then why are they turning you down?

Alright lads, if I organised a London meet up would you come?

No racism allowed though

>>71988409
w/e lad don't care

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>in the kitchen with a colleague
>he's making a coffee
>he puts the milk and instant coffee in first, then starts boiling the water

>>71988419
I'm wearing my Arsenal kit and hanging out with Villalad

Look for us

>>71988444
rasheed

just got home from the club lads, was grinding on a 10/10 cardio bunny but i had to leave, really wanted to read david corbyns autobiography
>>71988433
because they're fuckign roastie whores who are all inferior and have problems
nothing to do with me
at all

might do an ol' 'cide

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There is death and there is no death
there is life and there is no life
we are dead and we are not dead
we are alive and we are not alive

>>71988464

I'm of Germano-Irish stock, cunt

just saw some fat yank who managed to squeeze into an xxl arsenal top

>>71988467
lel

>>71988444
>would you come?
haha calm down lad it wouldn't be that exciting

>>71988481
>MUH HERIDAGE :DDDD

>>71988467
lol

turnoff: when a girl can eat a lot.

this aussie is triggered haha

turnoff, when a girl can eat more than me

>>71988509
objectively false
used to know a sound lass who would get chicken with me

>>71988491

>ur a paki
>I'm not
>MUH HERITAGE

Fuck off yank

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>turnoff: when a girl can eat a lot.

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>sports

turnoff - when a girl wears heels

tone in this article is fucking weird
whats up with the beeb?

>>71988229
/sp/ memes were GOAT. Janitors and those stupid outlaw fags ruined that board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

i actually wrote the communist manifesto about 15 years ago

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>>71988582

yank bants was always dead and none of it was integral to spee

>>71988631
What's your willy:height ratio?

>>71988603

That whole vid is ruined by the twittersp bit

>>71988454
Is this you? Pls respond

https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1488826191228.webm

>>71988644
0:1

>>71988573
dunno

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>tfw Army training soon

what's the furthest you've travelled from your home?
mine was 3 hours to cleveland once when i was eight

this general fucking sucks and you're all gay as fuck

kill yourselves now

>>71988663
her face looks like michael jackson, so ive got a very confused boner right now

just vomited x

don't reply to do it, don't acknowledge it, just move on.

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>>71988663
Me on the bottom

doing an ol' cryptome browse

190 cm is a delusional 6-7/10 that orbits pretty girls he will never hook up with

>>71988663
women should all be killed

>>71988725
>rating men
gay

>>71988725
not far off being honest

I am a 7.5 tho and that's not me being difficult, I've been called 7.5/10 by my ultra sassy gay friend.

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So is the UK a christian country?

I was watching the Wicker Man and the sergeant yells at Lord Summerisle reminding him that he lives in a christian country. So is the UK still a christian country or nah?

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am I in /brit/ or /cum/

>>71988759
newcunt

all yanks? yeah think they should fuck off, PRONTO! before i get proper narky

>>71988776
*sits on the floor, arms crossed*
*refuses to move*

>>71988750
Yes. 59% of people are Christians in the UK

>>71988759
What's your willy:height ratio?

>>71988776
you're getting narky mate you had your afternoon nap?

highly intelligent but leftist lecturer lads

very bothersome, might take to his knee-caps one dark night

honestly throw some monumental left hooks

getting proper narky now
muscles are bulging out and all
just lost some teeth
about to really get on the gorgonzola

>>71988799
yeah just had it mate i cant contain these levels of narkation

>>71988795
9:1

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>>71988820
Impressive