/cum/

Who here /thunderstorm comfy/?

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Buds

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/838910359994056704

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What a shitty thread.

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>>71986186
a little foggy out here today so good enough

>>71986197
its becuz ur here

*kisses u* :3

going to work sick as a dog buds

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>spend 800 dollars on tools
>now need to spend 1700 on a toolbox for it
howlin

>>71986208

Not true, i make these threads better just by reading em.

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>tfw no gf

>>71986212
>not calling in

tryhard

>>71986212
cough into your hands and touch surfaces after while people look at you

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>>71986164
nth for Ana de Mendoza de la Cerda y de Silva Cifuentes, Princess of Eboli, Duchess of Pastrana

>>71986227
Toolboxes are a huge status symbol here in white SoCal Suberbia. Most blue collar men turn their garage into a man cave.

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>>71986240
people with the word SIN in their area should not be allowed to post

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>gf comes in to poop while you're taking a bath

Holy shit I looked up the GTX 1080 Ti today for a release date and completely by chance it was announced just 8 hours ago that they'd be up for sale this very week

>>71986268
gross

Sup faggots

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>>71986246
This is like my third day and I also don't know how to call in sick

reading a comic about barbarians against roman occupation lads

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JSUT

>>71986264
I'm about to get my A&P cert and work for hopefully a big airline, so it's an investment but still

it's usually a 4k box with discounts and a sale price. These kikes want 4-7k for a fucking metal box on wheels. 1.7k is the best deal I can find for a quality box because I get 50% off and a sale deal

>>71986287
Some nigga is yelling shit outside

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my wife galko is so cute

>>71986312
she isnt your wife and anime isnt real and never will be

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>>71986164
>>71986204
>>71986312

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>>71986305
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>>71986246
outside government jobs many companies try to punish employees for taking sick days. my last one cleared my sick day then at the end of the day emailed me saying I had to bring a doctors note tomorrow to prove I was ill that day.

that would mean I'd need to spend over a days wages on a taxi to get to a walk in clinic that was open, wait and hope to get in before it closed, than pay for a doctors note to confirm I was trying really hard to not shit my pants that day.

ended up quitting that job.

>>71986307
Tell him to shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up autistic fedora lord

>>71986347
no

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>>71986312
Such a shitty wife, check out mine

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>>71986355
excellent choice my guy

>>71986347
FUCK YOU

>>71986367
Thanks, it took me awhile but we finally got our engagement. We're going to have kids!

I am incapable of making basic life decisions, and of cooking

http://www.strawpoll.me/12479369

Help me or my indecisiveness will prevail and I will go hungry tonight

just invested in the cock stock

>>71986390
Voted for Subway, the only healthy choice.

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>>71986312
My waifu > your waifu.

gonna give you the cockmeatsandwich right now

just crashed the cock stock

>>71986417
Are you homeless yet? How do you still have internet access?

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guys i know i can be a bitch sometimes but i just wanted to say im sorry.

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stop waifuposting

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>go to the gym
>See many qt asian guys
>tfw too afraid to talk to any of them because I'm a Negro and I know they'll reject me

So how was your day /cum/??!

>>71986415
Their sandwiches are worse than McDonald's on average

>>71986463
It was good until the negro showed up...

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>>71986463
>I'm a Negro
>qt asian guys

>>71986441
okay :]

>>71986463
That's pretty fucking gay dude

>>71986463
are you a girl

>>71986482
:)

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>>71986479
Wow that's very rude you of you! I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice!

>>71986481
>>71986487
Nothing gay about liking cute feminine asian guys

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fucking homo posters go suck a bleeding dick and get AIDS and die

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>>71986441
Unforgivable
>>71986463

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Doesn't it look like a motorcycle?

>>71986439
Nope, got a new job and am still scraping by. Planning to use my tax refund to pay off half of my debts, then I'll be able to stave them off until NEXT tax season.

Then I'm going on OSAP and becoming a cop.

Thing are looking up.

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>tfw too smart to think about you

>>71986376
Do you have a stand? Which one? if not, how can you satisfy your wife?

>>71986517
??????

>>71986527
My stand is the Burning Man. He attacks with a flaming fist. He has the heat of the sun, and his heart is what fuels him. Once he is motivated, the fire in his heart can never go out. That is my stand. I am a master stand user.

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>>71986510
Why are you angry friend?

Ok, two more minutes to cast a vote before you decide my life for the next 50 minutes

>>71986390

lol cuckz

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>>71986312
Your wife sucks my black cock

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>>71986507
Go watch this and fuck off you homo numale nigger

>>71986563
Please buy me a pizza while you're at it. Just cheese is good.

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>>71986574
I'm not a numale! Or a homo

>>71986580
whats ur address

>el sudburyano literally begging for scraps of food on 4chan

>>71986580
Ok what's your address

>>71986546
Can your stand beat Yoshikage Kira? I heard that your wife loves doing that

>>71986306
Look around and after Christmas, bud. That's when my dad got his for much less because they were clearing out after the holiday.

https://www.strawpoll.me/12479433
important

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you can only choose one choose wisely so what's it going to be?

qu3 asco que le pongan piña a las pizzas

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>>71986589
OH SNAP NIGGA IS DIS A MOTHAFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!??????

>>71986580
where do you live

I have a disease that can only be cured with (You)s

please help me.

@71986621

Sorry. Thin the herd

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>>71986608
Okinawan

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>its a feels trip episode

Reminder it is not gay to jerk off to anime traps

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71986621
Here, have a (You)

>>

>>71986607
what if i wipe and use a bidet

>>71986608
Indian summer

>>71986591
>>71986598
>>71986620
If serious, just buy a pizza from any random place in Sudbury (and let me know who) and tell them I'll call with the address.

>>71986652
i guess I should have allowed multiple selections

go with whatever happens last

>>71986610
Como va la primaria?

>>71986654
No we need your address

>>71986601
Our stands are pretty balanced, if I get the first strike I will undoubtedly win, but if Yoshikage Kira's Shining Diamond takes me by surprise, it's raw strength would penetrate my defense before my Burning Man can become motivated and counter attack. Lucky for me though, I burnt out my own eyes to make my other senses stronger, so I can hear him, and feel the wind he creates when he moves

reminder that if you have to claim that doing obviously gay shit isn't gay, it's 200% gay

>>71986672
por que no se inglés, pendejo

>>71986644
literally this

I have never seen a black guy dating an asian guy before

Come to think of it, I've only known like one gay black guy and I think he was always single but had lots of female friends

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How to kill myself and make it look 100% like an accident?

>71986678
Fuck off.

>>71986690
Was the black guy hot

I miss the simplicity of things. When I was a kid dudes who fucked people with penises were gay.

>>71986690
gay minorities are the best because they can't reproduce without paying someone lots of money

>>71986697
Put your dick in the garbage disposal

>>71986697
Consume some medicine WAY past expiration date, im not sure if it works tho

>>71986703
I don't particularly recall. I think he kinda looked like the guy from Rush Hour

>>71986706
It's the truth, lad.

>>71986463

Us white men are way hotter than asians

>>71986697
Die of old age surrounded by loved ones.

>>71986699
I would be jealous too if I were you

>71986714
Your posts are stale fucking garbage reee

>>71986697
drug overdose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQAMemu6fEg

>>71986732
just create a filter

>>71986697
What it matter, you gonna die anyway?

>>71986721
Asian are cuter and have cute little Dicks though

>>71986678
Nice strategy, hope your kids get good stands

>>71986741
>woman

anon...

>>71986697
Go out on a hike and make a big show on social media about how you're "turning a new leaf" and "getting healthy, feeling great!"

Then you "trip" over the edge of a cliff.

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what if there are things happening all around you that you cant sense but not because they are too small or faint?

>>71986741
Luke was such a baby. I'd respect my Father even if his politics weren't in line with mine.

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>>71986706
They still are
>>71986714
Top quality post fisto
>>71986715
It'd probably look like a suicide mate
>>71986727
>implying
>>71986737
I'd go down as a bitch, that's what I'm trying to avoid. I want the illusion that my death wasn't because I'm a piece of shit
>>71986747
I want to die asap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBkBsnfj1UE

asmr videos were a mistake

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STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD SO FAST I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO POST LOLA YET

>>71986721
I was in love for USians girls, then i seen the reality

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>>71986757
Unironically the best suggestion as of yet

>>71986755
I hope so too. I may not be a joestar, but I can hold my own. After all, I've been through highschool with no friends, and I was living with my parents. Times were rough, but it made me into the man I am today. The man that just got married.

>>71986780
can't stop won't stop

>71986787
Stop posting any time.

>>71986767
get hit by a car

@71986797
Can't stop won't stop

>>71986757
if the fall doesn't kill him he either ends up with crippling injuries for the rest of his life or dying a low and painful death

04
It wasn't the Jews that should have went into the ovens, it was the Canadians.

>>71986808
So choose a high ledge with sharp rocks beneath.

Human bodies are fragile as fuck.

Was it ever said why Larry King moved over to Russia Today? I think he worked for a mainstream American news station before?

>>71986821
Ummm no the Canadians are nice

Jews are the greatest people of all time. They were the first great civilization

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>>71986808
I might break my legs and cry for help with no one around and get eaten by a fucking passing bear
>>71986801
I still think my family would know I killed myself

>>71986749
You're lying to me Asian men aren't masculine

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are they good?

>>71986831
I guess. Would take a lot of effort to find a decent cliff. Less effort to just become an alcoholic.

=>34
Jews have only ever sucked the life out of civilizations you dumb fool.

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Is there a single episode in which this cringeworthy faggot doesn't mention drinking wine? How has nobody told him that it's actually quite common?

>>71986845
I never said they were...

>>71986834
Arabs and Jews control the world with their money.

>>71986849
Nah, but the beer braut lays are

>>71986849

peeps are shit in general

>>71986844
or just slowly bleed to death from injuries, while swatting away insects that try to take advantage of your state and start eating you. really nothing in the wild that's hungry waits for something to die before they start eating it.

ytmnd

Wonder what's going to be in vault 7. Haven't had a good happening since Seth Rich leaked Podestas emails.

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>>71986875
In that fucking case I might as well just purchase a gun and put one in my head somewhere deep in the wilderness

Haven't seen a german flag here all day. is cum finally good again?

>>71986854
>tfw I actually fell for his shilling and got memed into buying mushroom coffee, which turned out to be pure snake oil
no wonder he's as rich as he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

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>>71986922
no kraut no problem

>>71986922
No, we gained a very autistic namefag. Although we are forming a political party. I'm kinda enjoying that.

>>71986917
lots of people who shoot themselves in the head survive because they miss the target and end up being horrifically disfigured for the rest of their life.

in the case of being far away from help you might just get eaten by the animals again due to blood loss.

there's hiring a hit on yourself options but that's about it.

To Love-Ru > Highschool DxD > everything else > Seikon no Qwaser

>>71986962
JoJo>Love-Ru > Highschool DxD > everything else > Seikon no Qwaser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGQYx84iPM

>>71986940
>destroy
>die
>attack

ok

>>71986955
don't really mind feetposting so much, it's the kraut that bothers me

>>71986962
>no manyuu
>snq that low

if your ecchi doesn't have lactation it's shit

>>71986962

>no high school of the dead
>no Bible black

>>71986982
>Habbo Hotel, 4chan's early real life pranks
>2016, 4chan helps get a President elected
internet has too much power

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>don't really mind feetposting so much

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487869715878.webm

what's he up to these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOj6hBm_r1I

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>>71987032

;_;

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>>71986940
>Lulz
>>71986955
>>71986961
I hear shotguns have one of the absolute highest success rates though

>>71987032
Sucking google's dick.

>>71987032
i hope he's doing ok

>>71987032
kek moot sounds very sinister

>>71987024
I ignore it mostly

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>>71986204
CHEEEEEEEESE

Should I go to the casino?

y/n ?

>>71987032
>at the top someone called moot (aka 21-year-old Christopher Poole), the founder of 4chan, the notorious online bulletin board where hackers like to hang out. Not only did moot’s followers manage to get his name to the top of the Time 100 reader’s list, they also manipulated the next 20 spots. If you take the first letter of each name, it spells out the cryptic message, “Marblecake, also the game.”
>the notorious online bulletin board
why do news sites struggle with image board?

>>71987084
Never forget the $600

>>71987084
yes

t. chief wallahoo

>>71987087
because the vast majority of people don't know what an image board is, you utter dunce

>>71987084
no

>>71987084
When you go to the casino, only bet what you're okay with losing. Set money aside, and think of it as your "fee" for playing.

Obviously you might win, but odds are you'll walk out with nothing.

That said, go. It's fun, especially if they have table games.

>>71987087
They don't understand chan culture. Also that was 8 years ago so a lot of people didn't really know what 4chan is aside from the site naughty kids visit to see gore and porn.

>>71987110
so lying/ making something up is a better option?

They're literally news sites. "An image board, which is like a forum but..." it takes a sentence.

>>71987127
The stories that mentioned 4chan and other chans around the elections were calling the sites forums or right wing social medias.

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>They don't understand chan culture

>>71987094
excuse me?

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>>71987147
>being trigged this hard by a description that's accurate for all intents and purposes

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>>71987127
The old days when 4chan's cancer meant something

unironically thought Anonymous was the coolest thing when I was about 14

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Rhaetic culture?

>>71987169
>I don't have an argument so I'm going to use tumblr terminology xDDD

>>71987184
indian food is garbage

>>71987174
Back in my day trolling was a art.

>>71987181
I always thought V for Vendetta was cool and Anonymous was always a super cringey, pathetic attempt to make it real

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Your waifus a shit
The weak must fear the strong

i wish it was fall weather year round

>>71987221

my waifu is perfect in every way

HACKERS ON STEROIDS!

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*halts your advance*

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>>71987228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAK2BPo1lFQ
comfy

>>71987220
the graphic novel and some of the movie are decent.

That LuLzSec period that poked fun at the Anonymous groups were fun times. It was always fun seeing the conclusions where everyone that was arrested for doing incredible damage to companies were underaged kids.

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>ywn travel with De Soto within hostile Indian country, burning fortified towns and spreading disease that will make the population vanish leaving behind mysteries for the French explorers to find decades later
Why live?

*Prays to the autumn gods for eternal fall*

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Tyrsenian sprachbund perhaps?

>>71987181
me too, that's when I came to 4chan first when I was like 13 or 14

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I unironically wish the world would end

No one to mourn those that died, just total, instantaneous, painless destruction

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>>71987245

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q2xBVxI3ow

>>71987032
those cheek bones

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>>71987287

>ay you a crip?

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>you will never have a Death Note

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>>71987362
*kills drumpf*

>>71987352
kek

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>>71987362
Why even live?

Think about all the horrible, garbage humans you could end. You could actually make the world a good place

>>71987398
>>71987362
do you require the persons current legal name or birth name? can you run out of paper in it?

>>71987398

get in the fucking robot, shinji

>>71987412
*cries* I CAN'T

lock of bunch of guys in a room, give them lots of food and water. Every night at 9pm flood the place with sleeping gas. Go in while they're out and mutilate part of one person's body. Get creative... destroy their retinas,gouge out their ears, amputate their feet. Tell them you will do this every night until it has been done to everyone, and then you will go down the list again. And the only way i'll let you out is for one guy to be the only one alive in the room, meaning the others have to either die or be killed

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>>71987408
You require their legal name and have to have their face in your mind

You have at least enough paper to get the job of purging the world done, considering you can write names and manner of death as small as possible

In the series there is also a deal you can make with the shinigami owner of the death that halves your life in exchange for an ability that lets you know anyone's legal name just by looking at them

>>71987408
I don't know the specifics

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>>71987418
That is just sadistic you fuck

Rope yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dfdR4zlVvM

>>71987432
i've seen most of the anime it was just a long time ago.

I heard they're making a live action but L is a nigger now?

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>>71987454
Not worth watching, it's a shitwood adaptation

>>71987474
I think there were other live action ones but they also weren't great. anime doesn't seem to do well in 3D.

Guys she has a new special out soon! I love that she is breaking the glass ceiling in comedy and showing women can be just as funny as men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL-24aRRwBs

>>71987492
Anime was never meant for 3D, it's a disgrace

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Hey guys, what did you think of this movie?

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>>71987497
Damn she's actually really funny, kek.

Why do people hate on her again? They just triggered because a woman is funnier than they are?

>>71987497
they're kind of branching out to everywhere, even standup comedy I guess.

better to watch just for laughs old youtube uploads.

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>>71987497
>Amy "Vagina Joke XD" Schumer

>>71987521
Silly me, I forgot the link!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqyQMX4rwHs

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>>71987538
But this time it was an anus joke

>>71987497
THIS is why Jewish nepotism is a horrible thing, if she wasn't a kike she wouldn't have even made it past open mic night.

I am the leader of gamergate

>>71987567
t. frustrated virgin. Women are funny, get over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87pSt1OMEnI

>>71987497
>women can be just as funny as men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfG30wN714Y

>if you acknowledge the differences between men and women that makes you a frustrated virgin
okay

Steven Wright was the only funny comedian in history

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>tfw there will likely never be another chance for a Calgarian to be POTUS

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>failing for the clear bait

really guys.

Hannibal Buress is unironically a good comedian

*posts an actually funny joke*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbZxtuUdsQ

>>71987606
AHAHAHAHA, now this is comedy. Watch and learn boys

that feel when i will never murder my roommates

>>71987622
Wrong

Dave Chappelle was the greatest of all time

>>71987666

I know that feel all too well

>>71987609
jokes based around genitals and social differences work that way

but if you're not a girl the jokes wouldn't work as well, like jokes about dicks make less sense to girls

>>71987606
>self deprecating fat joke
>WOOOOOOO YAASSSSSS SLAY QUEEN!

Really makes me tink
https://vimeo.com/26706973

>>71987666
I've never had to share a room in my life but for a few days. I'm 20 but i'm finally applying to college after a few years of wageslavery
The notion of a roommate makes me nervous. I hope I make a good impression

reminder that atheists are literally retarded and that theists are simply faithful/hopeful albeit usually dumb

>>71987687
>the power of love
it's true that some wars and many murders are caused due to sexual attraction

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>>71987666
Stop being a faggot

>>71987623
would have preferred jeb

>>71987687

clicked the video expecting the BttF song

was very disappointed

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>>71987666
I know this feel too

>>71987666
I know what you mean satan

>>71987623
>implying
the guy has at least another years near gov't in him, I see no reason why he couldn't be a contender again

>>71987699
it's not about impression, it's about hoping one of you isn't garbage

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Reminder that agnosticism is the only reasonable way to go, whether atheist or theist

>>71987727
do you think satan and god were room mates?

i bet god was the shitty room mate.

>>71987739

>P&S.jpg

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>>71987743
>you can't, like, know things man

Who was the best black comedian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p2zm97Qg7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NbwjIFt84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR5hlzq8quM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7AAuf0xO58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3D6Qc6uByo

>>71987739
It's Jewish race-mixing propaganda.

Fucking inferior numales lusting after monkey holes.

>>71987743
I take wisdom from all the Abrahamic Holy Books, but I also study Buddhist philosophy. I believe in a God but not necessarily that any one religion has it down pat, although I try to live by the tenets of each of those religions.

What does that make me?

>>71987798
a tryhard

>>71987775
no Patrice?

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>he lives with strangers

>>71987810

we cant all live on NEETbucks

the gf bought candles today

>>71987828
melt them all and make one super candle

>>71987806
I'm not trying to gain recognition, but because this way of looking at the world has helped me grow internally as a person and become at peace with my life and the world.

>fags and weebs roleplaying as the redpilled
In /pol/s wet dream, you face the rope

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>>71987766
Great argument, I guess I know for a fact god exists now
>>71987786
>he doesn't like tan chicks
>>71987798
Probably an agnostic theist. It means you believe in a god, though you aren't really sure in what form and/or aren't completely convinced of his existence though you lean towards that

REALLY like this idea

>>71987825
t. failed at even being a neet

reminder that when three canadian flags post in a row, the thread officially becomes a canadian thread

I'm probably the most redpilled person here

>>71987885

did not

>>71987901
Not while I'm still awake

Im a primitivist eco-fascist now

>>71987860
I am convinced that God exists. I am just not sure that any one religion has it completely correct, however I also mix in some tenets from Buddhism in a twisted sort of way. Applying the no birth/no death concept to the idea of the immortal soul.

I will pray and study harder and maybe I will be lead into the direction God wants me to take. I for sure cannot see myself becoming Muslim as their take on their religion in the modern day is fucking insane.

>>71987852
you can can accomplish that stuff without religion or pretending some magical person cares about your existence. religion seems like something marketed towards lonely people who can't face the world without lies to make it bearable for them.

you'll die and stop existing when you die one day. hoping otherwise in fear of death is just sad.

Anyone ever watch the tits mcgee version of Romeo and Juliet when in high school? Good times when everyone chimped out during that scene

>>71987901
i eat that redpill for breakfast

>>71987937
thats some esoteric ideologery I like it

Im a hedonistic kabbalahistic hebrew now

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>I'm probably the most redpilled person here

>>71987946
if it's a red aspirin you should stop doing that because long term frequent use can damage your stomach lining.

>>71987945
tfw always had the English teachers who played the tame Shakespeare adaptations

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Anyone ever see that weird ass Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo Dicaprio that takes place in an alternate universe California?

badder than old king kong
meaner than a junkyard dog

>>71987985
yes it's really weird

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>>71987985
I unironically enjoyed that movie, plus it has a killer Radiohead track

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i keep coughing up things like this

its solid and with the consistency of cooked pasta

am i dying?

>>71987985

it was good

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>>71987985
beyond trash
another mistake of the 00's

>>71988008
Probably get that checked out

>>71988008

isnt that disgusting shit that grows in the back of your mouth?

>>71988008
you have bad dental hygiene

>>71988008
Try using it for lube when you jack off

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>>71988008
tonsil stones

>>71987942
> you'll die and stop existing when you die one day.

Even non religious Buddhist script teaches that this is false. I am guessing you haven't studied theology in depth at any point in your life, you come off as very naive about the purpose/value of religion.

lying in bed rn lmao

>>71988072
>I guess you haven't studied stuff people made up.
Branch off into poetry and books that admit being fiction until you grow up a bit.

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>>71988097
> until you grow up a bit

>>71988097
>Branch off into poetry and books that admit being fiction until you grow up a bit.
lmao

I just watched Logan and I think I'm gay now

>>71988114
Scientology also has a fair bit of age on the books now. There are also people who would claim you're ignorant for not believing in their made up garbage. You're the same as them.

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>>71988008
That's a tonsil stone. Clean your mouth

>>71987985
yeah I saw that they showed it to us in high school, I was in the dumb classes so they showed that sort of stuff a lot

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>ywn play vidya with Sarah

Kill me now

>>71988131
People who pretend religion and old books have some magical insight are just gullible people who are easily swayed by words. Hence diversify your experiences. Someone could take a quote from Twilight and claim it was from Hitler and you retards would repost it until you learned otherwise. Words are just that, just because the book it comes from is popular does not make the message it conveys special in any way.

>>71988170
>>71988170
>>71988170

>>71988008
literally delete this you disgusting faggot