/brit/

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Careful lads, Spotty's about

>>71981277
Plepe?

YES

>>>/b/724589778
>>>/b/724589778
>>>/b/724589778

I've literally never dated a girl who /pol/ would consider white.

>>71981277
i asked a question and now it wont be answered because you made a new thread
fuck you you paddy cunt

all "Irish" should be killed

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the 'nime gf

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is it true that this is a 8.5/10 in the British (and Irish) Isles?

where do I find a gf that is to intelligent like myself

Rude!!!

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hmm
looks like the big M-O-D slapped jan down

>>71981342
No

my face is ugly and my voice is boring haha

even if I try to be interesting then I sound like an annoying cunt overdoing it.

>>71981314
>caring about the opinions of self-loathing shitskins
shan't

literally never dated a girl

>>71981309
Shal'nt've

>>71981357
Bebo, m8

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Fuck off paddies

>>71981342
shes a 9/10

I am much like a mirror. Whatever I see, I reflect. The person looking at it will look at it and say "yes that's me". But it's not. It's actually ME. Undetected. blending in...

>ah yes let me just post about how boring my voice is in every single thread

It's not just your voice

>>71981309
wont be

>>71981371
Well, I don't care about their opinions either, just saying.

>>71981379
Same lol!

Had sex like 11 times though haha

Lads

There's a teaser out for the 3rd season of Fargo

https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=avAo6CbtTgE

The youtube one is blocked for some reason. It's going to be fucking GOAT all over again.

>>71981309
why is he not using the serrated side? wouldn't it be easier to use an axe?

>>71981357
women are just as intelligent as men
they just lack the emotional control to use it

>>71981384
giv luv if ya want me xoxoxox

>>71981418
font

Can feel myself going down with illness

Worst feel

if i go to an outlet like cheshire oaks or bisecter, will it be full of deanos?

>>71981409
What the fuck does a boring voice even sound like? monotone? think he should just stop being a dull cunt desu.

>>71981409
ah the rude cunting bogan

>my voice is boring
What kind of idiot thinks this would hold you back

>tfw you wake up next to a girl after a night out and she spends the next hour chatting bollocks about menial shite

every time

listening to the moldau

>>71981439
You down with the sickness?

UWAAAAA

lol

My boss told me yesterday her cat died. I feigned concern, but in reality i didn't care at all. I was actually thinking about what porn I was going to watch later that day. This is a common occurrence for me.

>>71981309
what is this
dont want to click on /b/ rubbish

>>71981447
I know you're hurting lad but it'll get better x

Did a civil service assessment day today. Not sure how it went to be honest.

Constantly feel tired. I sleep for 9-10 hours, get up and then manage 5 hours before I need to go to sleep again

What's wrong?

>>71981469
so you're human then?

>>71981465
lol

I've been told I have a fantastic voice and did radio for a bit in uni

>>71981420
>youpaki

shan't be opening this

was really self-concious about my voice in my mid-teens because every time i used a microphone in a game i'd get called on it
you'll realise it's not worth worrying about soon lad

>>71981491
Vitamin D deficiency
Depression
General feeling of a wagie

In the corporate world, emotion is a weakness. Which is why I thrive in it. Thus, I have no weaknesses. I can smile and laugh and pretend, but nothing is going on. There is no "me"

>>71981491
Nothing, sleeping is great, if you feel tired just go to bed.

>>71981491
Don't need sleep much at all
Can quite easily sleep at 3am and get up at 7am very refreshed, Monday to Friday every week

>>71981477
>>71981477

>>71981505
AHAH IT'S POOFYVOICELAD

what's the best episode of rick and morty lads

>>71981505
can you vocaroo something please?

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hmm

I crush up a caffeine pill and snort it every morning before work

AMA

Thread in SERIOUS need of some vocaroo posts from the borelets

What are your current fave threads from around 4chan, lads?

i've become such a normie i leave my wi fi on while i sleep

>>71981537
Yes
Deano and his mates are the "lads" of 5 years ago

>>71981469
autism

>>71981577
Why turn it off?

>>71981560
You've posted this in the old thread too. Go and fish somewhere else.

My sister called me yesterday to whine about her boyfriend as he had broken up with her. I talked to her for one minute in a conciliatory and assuaging tone before hanging up.

>>71981598
didn't get an answer and the thread was dead

teeth are becoming increasingly wobbly and it is seriously worrying me

went to my dentist ages ago about it and he prescribed me some rubbish that doesn't work

>>71981577
>wi-fi
use ethernet you normie

>>71981619
rubbish belongs in the bin lad not in your mouth

Anyone else dream they gurn so hard their teeth fall out every single night?

Because I do

>>71981618
>My shit bait was late and now I'm trying again

ffs

>>71981632
I eat healthily

>>71981638
Yes but I have bruxism

I'm pretty sure I would have made a great mi5/mi6 agent. I'm cunning, smart, and most importantly agile in social settings without caring much at all.

babestation

>>71981488
Doing one 2moz

Any tips

I really enjoy starting arguments with people lads.

The more intense the confrontation becomes the better desu.

what a surprise. paul burrell is a faggot

>>71981683
Where?

>>71981657
How do I know if I have that?
I don't do it when I'm awake but obviously can't tell if I'm actually grinding my teeth at the same time as I'm dreaming it

>>71981667
just send them an email and let them know

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>>71981685
FUCK YOU

I am NOT a white male, and I DO NOT appreciate being assumed as one.

>>71981667
>>71981605
>>71981532
>>71981469
>>71981408
Fuck off m8.

>>71981667
you're not smart enough to realise mi5/mi6 isn't actually a real thing

>>71981704
Are your teeth visibly worn down? I've probably worn 3mm off mine so far.

>>71981727
wog

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>>71981727
t. you

>>71981698
Newcastle posting from a hotel up there

Recently a work colleague thought he could rattle me by sending me pictures of his penis before an important meeting. Needless to say, I cannot be rattled because there is no "me". I aced the meeting easily.

>>71981746
Not sure really
Might ask the dentist next time I bother to go

>>71981704
sore TMJ, ear aches etc

Olympic weight lifting is the best event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfpuHTKgllk&feature=youtu.be&t=360

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/838720246714417153

hmm

lads, have a quite significant pregnant with MASSIVE TITS fetish

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>i watch footie

One popular theory about the teeth falling out dream is that the dream is a result of your own fears about how people perceive you. Your teeth are a symbol of attractiveness, and they play an important role in the game of dating and approaching members of the opposite sex. Therefore, such dreams may occur from a fear of rejection, consequences of old age, or sexual impotence. To add weight to this notion, a research found out that women who are in the menopause stage, have reported having frequent dreams about teeth falling out. This might be associated to teeth dreams and growing older. It is a feeling of unattractiveness, feeling less feminine or getting older. Teeth are an important aspect of your attractiveness and it is natural and healthy to care about how you look.

Another theory that has been brought forward relating to these dreams is the fear of being embarrassed in a certain situation. These dreams are just an overreaction of your worries and anxieties. You might feel that you are not sufficiently prepared for a task waiting for you. Most of the times, such anxieties are just unfounded. Again, they can take place when the real situation is less serious than what is playing in your mind.

Teeth are used to chew, tear, bite and gnaw. In this aspect, they are a symbol of power and their loss in your dream may mean a sense of feeling less powerful. You may be having issues with low self esteem, feelings of inferiority or even lacking in self confidence in a relationship or a certain part of your life. Having such dreams is an indication that you need to have more belief in yourself and demonstrate more assertiveness.

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alri lads just set up the ol' ''tter
opinions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3cWY4fliPM

>>71981791
I would. They can easily make you a guard that will help.

>>71981768
Nice la, that's where I was today.

Main tips would be these:
>You WILL fuck up the analysis exercise, everyone seems to
>Manage your time as well as you can, it's never enough though
>The group task is easy as fuck, just don't tower over everyone and don't be too quiet either

Otherwise there's not much to say. I could tell you what each section is about but it wouldn't really help anyway. Which streams are you in for?

>>71981825
>i don't
weirdo bent nonce alert

Lads listen to me I have something important to tell you

Don't you think that saying things like "all pakis must be killed" is just on the same level as muslims saying "death to all non believers"

What we should do is show nothing but kindness and respect to muslims in our country

That will REALLY fuck with their heads

Are we all in agreeance here?

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Going to bed, lads. Hope I don't wake up.

>>71981825
lol

>>71981835
I hate myself and am a colossal failure in all relationships, but my teeth are ok in dreams.

My mother always said I was quiet as a young lad. Carefully calculated my every move, knew exactly what buttons to push to get what I want. I suppose it's not surprising how I turned out.

runts

>>71981871
This.

I imagine the police have a file on every adult male who doesn't watch the football.

/brit/s a bit shit tonight lads

said im black on my resume so theyre forced to hire me

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>>71981857
>feminist """"""music""""""

why can I never remember my dreams?

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I watch footie, lads

>>71981877
>Don't you think that saying things like "all pakis must be killed" is just on the same level as muslims saying "death to all non believers"
yes

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Love a bit of footie me

>>71981917
unironically me hahaha
i don't know how no one has questioned how i know all of these completely made up statistics

>>71981935
try taking vitamin B6 and keeping notes about them as soon as you wake up
also make a conscious effort to "dream" before you go to bed.

Maddie's boobs, tummy and legs are getting a bit fat

I like it

>>71981933
It's just pop music lad, no need to get upset.

>>71981862
I was wondering bout the leadership section seems difficult to bullshit for an hour.

Dunno what streams i signed up for. Been a bit whimsical about it up to this point lol

>>71981935
Begin using the WILD method, and also introducing reality checks into your daily routine. SILD or MILD are good alternatives and keep a dream journal

>>71981935
Do more drugs

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Love a bit of footie me

>>71981871
>>71981914
runt life

*takes a reality check*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTCaPtFqJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTCaPtFqJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTCaPtFqJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTCaPtFqJc

>>71982015
me in the black and white striped shirt doing a bit of a tumble

>>71981987
You don't do it for an hour. It's half an hour of prep time, ten minutes of presenting, then twenty minutes of questions. The questions are all weird as fuck too.

You should probably actually check which streams you're up for anyway, you'll look like a nob if you don't. Plus I'm interested.

Just had the cleanest poo of me life and it was after having curry last night, is this how the pajeets poo in the street without toilet paper?

>>71982028
Think I got one of those things in a happy meal about 13 years ago

It was one of keiron dyer in an England shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qmjhPaaxDU
has there ever been a meme less funny than kekistan

I've just been invited to become a mod of the private /brit/ subreddit

Someone post the Dresden bombing webm pls

>>71982092
Where can i check

I think i chose most of them

>>71982095
Never heard of it before now.

http://x7012.ru
remember those annoying websites that would create infinite dialogue boxes haha

>>71982113
innocent people died anon..

>>71981309

not comfy

>>71981079
I run meme pages on facebook

Would quite like it if someone sat on my willy

if anyone needs a reminder of why /v/ is the worst board of all time >>>/v/369621574

>>71982113

fuck off steinberg

>>71982116
Only thing that comes up on 'gle is a wiki on yank toys, sorry honey xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF2k3EBkFYo

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Huh

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>>71982144
thank you Doctor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQd5IvrcsY

>Set alarm
>your alarm will go on in 5 hours 25 minutes

airstrikes *vwoosh*
airstrikes *vwoosh*

shant be having a wank tonight

>try to sleep
>can't
>your alarm will go off in 4 hours 32 minutes

2nd wank of the evening and then sleep time

Night lads

Bloody normies

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tragic-cyclist-breaks-leg-riding-9978851

>>71981981
https://www.t-51.com/?s=madison

What does vagina feel like on your willy lads?

>>71982400
milky sand

>switch positions to get more comfortable
>thoughts in your head won't stop
>some song you heard earlier endlessly blaring inside your head.
>your alarm will go off in 3 hours 7 minutes

>>71982076
Where can i find out which streams im in

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>set alarm
>Toss and turn in bed
>Your alarm will go off in 1 hour 10 minute s

>>71982436
It's on the site where you get messages. Go to "my applications".

>>71982400
salty coins and milk

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>set alarm
>Go to bed
>Sweaty
>Roll around
>Your alarm will go off in 1 minute

>>71982430
Ahh the weekday night

I manage to fall asleep a good hour or a half away from my alarm

>be neet
>don't set alarm
>go to bed when I want
>get up whenever I want

this sucks

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https://soundcloud.com/industrialstrength/all-targets

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16-21
>horny as fuck all the time
>want to shag any girl, bonus if she's fit
>don't settle down with a girl unless she's smoking hot and bearable (rare)

22-24
>still want to shag most girls, standards rise a little though
>enjoy the idea of settling down with a girl but not desperate to

26-31
>keen for a gf
>keen to wife her if right
>mainly interested in sane women
>willing to have kids, towards the latter age pushing for them

32-40
>love for wife fading massively
>she's become ugly and boring, more interested in the kids than you
>want to shag other girls, home life stressful

41-50
>more than likely stuck with her because no one else sane will realistically settle for you
>kids have grown up and have left more time for you and your wife, only for it to become very clear she's now boring and ugly

51+
>stuck with her for life

How accurate is this?

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>go to bed
*BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP*
>Haven't set alarm
>Toss and turn

>>71982448
Ill check it out tomorrow

>>71982311
Gay twat

>>71982505
good post

>>71982501
Well, I'd say good luck but you clearly don't seem to give a shit. So whatever.

>>71982447
just drink every night like me, asleep when ever i feel like it

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why doesn't britain just like invent a new industry

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>set alarm
>wake up 5 minutes before it goes off

>>71982505
suck your mum

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mum has started telling me about jobs she heard about on the radio

>you think "at least if I go to sleep right now I'll be slightly relaxed and can have a nap when Mr Noseburg lets me off for lunch"
>force your eyes shut
>think about how tired you'll be, how horrible the next day will be if you can't get to sleep.
>try to block out all thoughts, maybe even try something like focusing on your breathing to cal yourself down.

>finally fall asleep, feels like hours pass
>the need to pee wakes you up, still night
>check alarm
>your alarm will go off in 2 hours 58 minutes

>>71982533
we already invented babestation, what more do you want?

>>71982526
Already have a very good job.

My hopes arent hanging on this.

If i murk it i murk it. If not life goes on

>>71982400
like a fleshlight but warm

>>71982568
raaah blud..

>>71982533
why doesn't america just pay off it's debt?

>>71982400
feels nice not gonna lie

if I met my 18 yo self I would probably give him a slap round the chops

>>71982552
I do this everyday Tbh. Body just naturally wakes up at the exact same time, even after nights out which can get annoying

>tfw do the virgin walk

>>71982623
Sounds like a healthy habit, keep it up.

>>71982552
Do this
>get paranoid alarm didnt go ofg

if I met my 18 yo self I would let him know that he's still a virgin @ 24

need a gf with a strong appreciation for the first 8 seasons of the simpsons

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>walk past the rabbi's house
>it's a huge fucking mansion in an otherwise modest area

>you give up and go pee
>decide you don't need sleep, you can bear with being tired for just one day and sleep like a baby tomorrow
>fiddle around with your phone/computer/watch tv/read or whatever
>immediately feel deathly tired and almost sick, think you're sufficiently "tired out" now
>go back to bed
>your alarm will go off in 2 hours 17 minutes

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ah yes

if you are underage or in uni you don't belong here and need to fuck off immediately

>>71982699
good to see you're not one of those runts that think 1 & 2 aren't good

don't rate stormzy

>>71982577
>2 hours 58 mins

Wouldn't even be mad with 3 hours of sleep to go. Try anything less than one hour and I'll be mad

>>71982721
P sure only white ppl listen to this guy jus like dizzee rascaal before him

>>71982776
ooh, you're 'ard. Bellend.

Fuck non-blue people

>>71982806
Why is race relevant?

>>71982771
went shit after know me from

oh baby i was boooorn with a fast fuse

this thread is unusually slow for midnight on a weekday
will note this in my journal

>>71982806
Dizzee rascal was massive in grime when it started, when white people hadn't heard about it.

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>>71982727
1998 here

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>Fuck non-blue people

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>>71982882
>tfw unironically born in the 1980s

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>lay in bed awake but motionless
>too tired to get up
>too stressed to fall asleep
>too anxious about tomorrow
>you lay there for what feels like endless time stretching across the vast chasm of your life, painfully conscious

>Alarm rings, that harsh painful beeping that makes you want to kill yourself every morning.
>you say that tomorrow night will be better
>it never is
>you might pick up some pills today, after work of course

Got my first perforamance review at work on weds lads.

I've got pages and pages of boxes to fill out on this form about what I think I'm performing well on and what I think I could improve on.

fucking drawing a complete black on everything fuck what am I gonna write

grime is so unbearably awful it boggles the mind that anyone other than pakis can stand it

>>71982902
take some speed

>>71982911
whats awful about it?

>>71982274
>>71982315
>>71982430
>>71982577
>>71982716
>>71982899
repeat 5 days a week for 60 years

nicola sturgeon is a twat, why is she gasping for independence the cow

Waiting until the white people realise everyone else has moved on from grime now, so they can ruin another genre.

Dad just told me he hates my mum and loves the pub

>>71983003
they need 'muh independence' to distract from the fact they are running scotland into the ground

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>>71981277
>anglos
>white
makes me lol EVERY time

*dares to zlatan*

got a weakness for desi girls lads

>>71983010
there are no cool black genres atm that haven't been ruined by white people

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trump is literally taking strategic advice from alex jones now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4eGvmMpy9Q&feature=youtu.be&t=848

black music from the 70s/80s was fucking elite
gangsta rap ruined everything

>>71983069
Are you looking for an asian girl tonight.

>>71983096
White people haven't discovered afrobeat outside of some parts of London Tbh

>>71983153
asian means slanty eyed and I will never accept it to mean indian/pakistani
at least say south asian

getting my filthy white hands on some afrobeat now thanks nigga

>>71983198
And no one cares that you're wrong.

Jog on fucking contrarian cunt

>>71983198
It's a lyric

>>71983121
Fucking hell it cuts to the Carl the Cut guy and th Darth Vader music

>>>/cgl/9373700
>>>/cgl/9373700
>>>/cgl/9373700
new

>>71983248
I DONT FUCKING CARE
I DONT KNOW MUSIC FUICK OFF

there was this really autistic girl in my secondary school who used to freak out and throw chairs at people, she failed out and I think she just lives with her mum now and goes to anime conventions etc.
She is living a far happier life than me.

>blacks obsessed with stealing
Do people not realize there is such a thing as mutual colaberation and that everyone borrows from each other then builds up from there?

Oh god, what if I lose my house and my car. Oh no. Is this really all I am? Oh no oh no oh no oh no. I don't have a car or a house or a family or friends. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.

>>71983010
can never tell if people take posts like these from twitter
>uh white people just ruin everything not like us cool black people
you're on 4chan at midnight mate. Think it's probably safe to assume you're not out at cutting edge raves every day

Honestly think I'd be alright in a fascist state as long as there weren't a war, I'd just keep my head down desu

>>71983255
>that thread is still up
creasing
is there even a janny on /cgl/?

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Doing a Eva post

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The Pontifex Maximus (Latin, literally: "greatest pontiff" or "greatest bridge-builder") was the high priest of the College of Pontiffs (Collegium Pontificum) in ancient Rome.

This was the most important position in the ancient Roman religion, open only to patricians until 254 BC.

It gradually became politicized until, beginning with Augustus, it was subsumed into the Imperial office.

The election of pontifices ended and membership into the sacred college was deemed a sign of imperial favour.

From this point on, Pontifex Maximus was one of the many titles of the Emperor, slowly losing its specific and historical powers and becoming simply a referent for the sacral aspect of imperial duties and powers.

>Augustus as Pontifex Maximus

Interstellar and its soundtrack are the two most perfect things ever to be created by mankind

>>71983321
Alri grandad. People don't rave anymore

>>71983377
Chris pls leave

>>71983376
The Pope is Pontifex Maximus

>>71983385
>he thinks "rave" exclusively means the "dressing up in neon and listening to trance"
>im the out of touch one
lmao you just never get invited to them sadact

Can't stand how undemocratic and increasingly pro-authoritian 'chon has become

Bunch of losers who want to live in a North Korea tier cunt

>>71983446
4chan was never democratic, Reddit is democracy and shit in part because of it

>>71983332
most people are better off under fascist states so long as they're onboard with the program

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaGl5Csudf4

new reviewbrah

Democracy sucks

*gets onboard with the program*

>>71983431
>he thinks people associate raves with trance and neon
Hmmm. Not quite sure we're in the same century lad

Loads of men have wanked over pictures of me. Weird feeling desu.

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this is russian on empty

food review!

>>71983476
>losers actually watch this shit

Fuck off terrorist

>>71983515
you're the one making the outlandish claim that no one goes to parties where they listen to music and takes drugs, I assumed there must have been some misunderstanding and you were thinking of 90s "rave culture" or some shite
if not then you're just a bit delusional

>>71983538
People look at me in disgust then avoid me because I am ugly

REEEEE

https://youtu.be/_EcalbihaAI

>>71983538
haha same

>>71983515
shut the fuck up you boring fucking nigger

In ancient Roman religion, the Flamen Dialis was the high priest of Jupiter.

According to tradition the flamines were forbidden to touch metal, ride a horse, or see a corpse.

It was unlawful for him to be out of the city for a single night.

He was forbidden to sleep out of his own bed for three nights consecutively.

He was not allowed to swear an oath,[18] nor to wear a ring, nor to strip himself naked in the open air ,nor to have a knot in any part of his attire, nor to walk along a path over-canopied by vines.

He might not touch flour, nor leaven, nor leavened bread. He might not enter a burial place

>>71983538
>>71983574
are you both female? tbqh i imagine this statement applies for most women. Im a bloke and i think the number of people that have masturbated over me is probably very low (if anyone has)

really hate people who stare as they walk past me

then again I stare at everyone I walk past, people are interesting to observe

>>71983563
Don't quite understand your ramblings. Parties aren't raves. We also don't go down to the local discotheque for a knees up in Hastings anymore

>>71983446
The people who drone on about how 4chan went from being some kind of libertarian to far right need to pretending that we live in the same world we did 7 years ago.
Its very easy to a libertarian when your country isn't under threat of being engulfed by immigrants while simultaneously having every institution and tradition attacked by rabid leftists who are better funded than any conservative or right wing groups.
The fact is the "if it doesn't affect me, I don't care" is the reason for this mess. People on 4chan went from being dumb teens to adults actually affected by all this change.
And the demographics are young males, mainly white and European or of European descent. Of course they aren't going to be left wing anymore, the left actively hates us

>>71983609
I'm a lad but I used to take lewd pictures of myself and put them on Tumblr and used to do shows on Chaturbate.

In ancient Roman religion, the Flamen Martialis was the high priest of the official state cult of Mars, the god of war.

Like other flamines maiores, the high priest of Mars was a patrician.

The Flamen Martialis presided over the October Horse, a sacrifice of a horse to Mars in the Campus Martius.

Among his duties was the ritual brandishing of the sacred spears of Mars when the Roman army was preparing for war.

>71983559
chances are you're nonwhite so i shan't be giving you a (you)

>>71983648
alright mate keep being a dense bellend and misunderstanding me because you're avoiding my point, you can hardly claim that "uncool whites" are ruining YOUR cool music can you mate. mate.

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god save the queen

>>71983654
are you a twink

>>71983720
fascist

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>The people who drone on about how 4chan went from being some kind of libertarian to far right need to pretending that we live in the same world we did 7 years ago.
>Its very easy to a libertarian when your country isn't under threat of being engulfed by immigrants while simultaneously having every institution and tradition attacked by rabid leftists who are better funded than any conservative or right wing groups.
>The fact is the "if it doesn't affect me, I don't care" is the reason for this mess. People on 4chan went from being dumb teens to adults actually affected by all this change.
>And the demographics are young males, mainly white and European or of European descent. Of course they aren't going to be left wing anymore, the left actively hates us

>>71983720
the fascist regime

>>71983694
Oh deary me. You really need to go and boogie in a disco, and stop being so wound up

>>71983720
>god save the queen
>pic of man who turned britain into a constitutional monarchy

>>71983728
Was but I started to bulk out and stopped shaving and putting as much effort into looking qt over the last year though.

It's here.

>>71983760
lol only if i can have your permission mate
can i get a little "black person approved" stamp on my hand before i go and listen to some music and you stay on 4chan and wank to anime?

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In Republican and Imperial Rome, the paludamentum was a cloak or cape fastened at one shoulder, worn by military commanders.

After the reign of Augustus, the paludamentum was restricted to the Emperor.

As supreme commander of the whole Roman army, Roman emperors were often portrayed wearing it .

The paludamentum was generally crimson, scarlet, or purple in colour,[2] or sometimes white.

>Mars wearing the paludamentum

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england prevails

>>71983811
are you that mong that kept posting an ulster pepe thinking it was the english flag

>>71983741
is every leaf a fucking awful poster or just the ones on /brit/
by the way it was the libertarian retards who wore those masks

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rule britannia

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This is unironically the centre of Paris

Thanks Goldberg

you dont wnna bring armshouse

what the fuck was this meme about /lit/ being a good board

>>71983862
imagine a train coming along and barrelling straight through

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>>71983857

>>71983862
Reminds me of London

>>71983862
jayses christ
imagine 20 years ago I told you there would be a literal shanty town in one of Europes most influential countries.

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Although Romans associated blond hair with the Germans, the following Roman gods are said to have had blond hair: Amor, Apollo, Aurora, Bacchus, Ceres, Diana, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Minerva and Venus.[65]

Hera, Apollo and Aphrodite were also described as blondes.

The Spartans are described as fair-haired by Bacchylides.

. In the work of Homer, Menelaus the king of the Spartans is, together with other Achaean leaders, portrayed as blond.

In the works of Homer, there is only one case of a dark hero, and that is when the blond Odysseus is transformed by Athena and his beard becomes blue-black.

Other blond characters in Homer are Peleus, Achilles, Meleager, Agamede, and Rhadamanthys.

An emperor, Nero, descended from an aristocratic family, is by the historian Suetonius described as: "... his hair light blond,... his eyes blue..."

Augustus, founder of the Roman Empire, is by Suetonius described as having golden hair.

brighton has such a bad drug abuse problem
i've not once been out in town without seeing some monged cunt walking like QWOP

>>71983797
Really don't think your girlfriend doris would approve of music made by "the blacks". How about some george formby. Do de o dooo

>>71983918
Wasn't alive twenty years ago

>>71983872
everytime I've gone on it its been full of unironic /leftypol/ posters

>>71983862
Link to this on google maps

>>71983925
Listen to the Dan Carlin's podcast "Thor's Angels"

>>71983938
>t-the reason no one invites me out is because no one goes to parties any more, grandpa
creeeeeeeeeeaaaaasing

>>71983939
little baby
I would crush you like an insect

>>71983954
gewgle censors all this

>>71983997
no it doesn't

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Wonder how much mirrors have falsely inflated peoples confidence and ego

Everyone is walking around thinking they're 3x better than what they actually are

Only low-IQ people need to converse using pictures in supplementation to the written word.

>>71983982
Run along now, the music hall shuts at 12:45 sharp. Don't want the fritz bombing us!

>>71983862

>live in a shanty town
>still have enough money to smoke

hmm...

>>71984015
yea they do my dude

they never showed the calais camp or any other embarrassing areas

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>>71984037
>tfw don't think im even that good

IQ isn't a measure of intelligence

>>71984066
oh you mean on google street view?

why would they go there? they'd get attacked

>>71984054
no man im going to go and ask all the black people i know what they're listening to.
Don't want to miss out on the opportunity of ruining some more genres of music by stealing them from you, 4chan anon, the bastion of coolness by virtue of being black

>>71984079
by definition it is so you're wrong

*pours vodka all over your head*

>>71984147
>>71984147
>>71984147
>>71984147

>>71984114
You can't ask people that you know what they're listening to chap

>>71984142
You're wrong but okay.