My favorite club edition
i enjoy watching anime
WE
>>71980568
I am absolutely positive this is from my campus's message board
first for deliberately bad posts
Ded
>PC masterra-
Canada
Just saw Good Burger
Pure kino
Lads
The Saudi royal family has as much money as the ENTIRETY of Canada.
Just think about that.
Woah.
>>71980626
It's from a community college in Bergen New Jersey
I have a pair of antique weighted boxing gloves.
>>71980651
Im hungry now fug u
>>71980675
guess I was wrong
>>71980673
wow..........
is it acceptable to cum in your own face during masturbation
alternative facts are not facts
>>71980688
Fuck me? Fuck you!
>british flag
>shilling for muslims
saw that on a poster today
When will it be White history month?
Who wants to scrap?
>>71980738
white history month is every month bigot
Why do we never learn about the first Chinese (who were black)
europeans are ruining cum
Oh shit! Im sorry
>>71980738
The entire year is White history month.
>tfw everyone hates me
I'll never get the chance to ruin an antifa's face with them though.
>>71980776
sorry for what?
>>71980766
WE
>>71980568
Welcome to /cum/, due to changes in immigration and customs regulations, all non-/cum/ posters will be subjected to additional screening/vetting procedures including and not limited to:
1. Picture of passport with time-stamp
2. Passwords to mobile devices and access to your email
3. Verification of skin-tone
4. Answering several questionnaires on the obscure subject-matter of Midwestern "culture"
5. A sexuality test concerning the nature of traps.
6. Another questionnaire on whether or not you believe freedom isn't free.
7. Bio-scans and collection of fluid sample for future reference and documentation.
8. A complete record of family members and associates for further background screening.
9. A psychological evaluation of personal fetishes
10. Finally, answering the following question
"Are you or are you not a terrorist?"
Once completed, wait for several months and when everything is processed, you may freely enter the domain of /cum/.
*Warning, all applicants are not 100% guaranteed /cum/ freedoms
Ugh. Keep up grampa. It's the hip new thing not to give (You)s.
>>71980789
i don't
>>71980789
>tfw stop being a pussy
When will it be Punjabi history month?
>>71980806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFhS-49WGGY
educate yourself
>>71980799
Our daddy taught us not to be shamed of our dicks
Especially when theyre good size and all...
>>71980847
toronto will gets its day soon, dont worry
*skips the additional screening procedure*
>>71980841
You will, trust me
>>71980846
Devil's grass made me change the way I think
Do you think my representative is a swamp monster? Air Force brat, army (finished in the guard lol), art major (associates lol again) , cop and armed service committee. What do you think?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Knight_(politician)
>>71980847
When they learn to poo in the loo
namefag
without a trip
Not even going to greente
blegh
any ameri sissies in here?
i want to punch u
can't believe racism like this still exists in the 20st century s.m.h.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/theatre-discrimination-1.4011126
AAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M DYING NEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>71980808
Am i being detained?
>>71980895
>You will, trust me
even if u punch me, i will still luv u, ok bb?
>>71980918
>Knight did not make an endorsement in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, saying that he could not support Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton or Republican nominee Donald Trump.[36] Knight said he was "deeply disturbed" by reports that in 2005 Trump bragged about grabbing and groping women without their consent.[37] In December 2016, Knight revealed that he voted for Trump after all.
>suddenly supports Trump after he won
Sounds like it
AYO IM FROM BROOKLYN
TRIED TALKIN TO SOME BASKETBALL AMERICANS ON THE CROSSTOWN EXPRESS THIS MORNING, AND THEY SHIVD ME
HOW ABOUT DAT
>>71980987
>CBC
Fake news. Also no backpack policies are for everyone. Not just white folk.
>>71981019
What if I pissed in your dogshit
don't do drugs kids
>>71981006
Finland is America's greatest ally, go right ahead.
>>71981049
don't worry
i luv u
>>71981062
drink instead!
>>71981031
Yeah, what a faggot.
>>71981101
Muh dick
>>71981044
i don't think you realize, but i actually know some guys who have my back in case shit goes down, anytime, anywhere
>>71980987
>negress doesn't want to follow rules everyone else has to
>goes to leave, but nobody gives a shit
>tries to come back, gets told to fuck off
>doesn't leave, so they call the police
>RACIST
Why are black "people" incapable of doing anything but escalating the situation?
AYO, I HEARD YOUS TALKIN SMACK
HOZABOUTS I CALL UP MY BOYS AND WE HAVE A LITTLE RUMBLE, AY?
JUST LIKE THEY DID IN WEST SIDE STORY, YDIG
WHEN YOU'RE A JET....
>>71981101
wtf i'm gay now
>>71981194
Low IQ and victim complex.
MANIFESTO
>Electoral Reform (literally anything but FPTP)
>Liquor Reform (Beer and wine sale allowed in non-liquor stores, beer and wine consumption legal in public)
>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>Volunteering for a special military/public service term confers preferred entry into post-secondary institutions, prioritized medical treatment, expedited access to gun license
>Program to encourage every child to engage in a sporting activity, funding easily available to select programs to achieve this (eg., subsidized hockey equipment)
>Uniform, mandatory sexual education in elementary school; religion not grounds for opting out
>Nutrition and health taught through school, emphasizing the importance of calories and macronutrients and a 40/40/20 split of protein/fats/carbs; abandonment of the food pyramid
>Economic and life-planning courses mandatory through secondary school, taught as a regular course alongside sciences and English etc.
>Mandatory second language education until secondary graduation (does not need to be French, but primary must be English)
>1.5% military budget, commit to defending NATO countries while withdrawing from interventionism in the Middle East and North Africa
>2% GDP towards development/expansion of Canadian space exploration program
>Capital punishment for treason, terrorism, war crimes.
>Increased availability of gun ownership, requiring a proficiency test.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will be arrested upon return.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>>71981273
Hello muhamed abdul ishmael badabum abdull
>>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>>71981335
>(literally anything but FPTP)
Stopped reading right there.
>>71981271
What did he mean by this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478514
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478514
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478514
>>71981194
>"Just to be clear, them having a policy of no backpacks or large bags in the auditorium, that's not racism. It's a policy," Adeliyi told CBC Toronto, speaking about the experience. "It's not racism to even call the police.
>patron is trying to negotiate with customer service in good faith
>owner storms out
>listen you need to get the FUCK out of my theater
>excuse me sir, i'm only trying to inquire as to the exact rationale behind your policy i-
>nigger bitch! shut your goddamn mouth! get the fuck out before i call the cops!!
>sir, that language is ugly and uncalled-
>fuck you! hello? police? there's a violent, dangerous, ornery nigger bitch in my theater! i think she has a gun in her bag! you need to get over here right the fuck now!
>>71981400
>stopped reading after the first line
We need to start gassing Canadian intellectuals
>register for summer class
>class is 6 hours per day, 5 days per week, 15 days long
>worth 3 credit hours
>>71981335
I think opiate should be strictly prescription only and there should be a database so people can't go to multiple doctors to get multiple prescriptions. I don't know if you do that in Canada.
Opiate addiction should be treated as a public health concern. Rehab for personal possession and big time jail and fines for distribution. Opiates shouldn't be tolerated.
>>71981444
Anthropology of "Space," basically anthro of geography. Today we're discussing the idea of terrain, and what it might extend to. Discussion got into "is the atmopshere part of terrain? Does it have terrain unto itself?" And these retards start trying to be scientific and talk about weather
I couldn't possibly begin to describe the autistic garbage they spouted; eg., "weather is energy though, it's not physical matter, like, rain, and hot, and cold, and wind isn't physical"
I regret this major every day
how can anyone hate best girl?
>>71981459
She violated the NAP on his property
>>71981572
I hate all animes equally
>>71981271
>thread has 316 posts already
>thread is dead
>he still posts there
What is this guy doing?
like seriously? shut up dude
>>71981552
This definitely should be brought up. I think should the /cum/ Party take control, a full reorganization of the medical and drug regulatory systems needs to occur.
>>71981556
>autistic garbage
That's not autism, that is just stupidity. Autism is getting so triggered by it you come here to complain about it.
>>71981572
shes dull
>>71981478
this is why i never took summer classes
>>71981592
>I hate all animes equally
>>71981642
t. dull
I'm electing myself president of this thread.
>>71981676
not an argument
shon't be studying for my test
>>71981665
especially this meme anime
>>71981677
Impeached
>>71981478
cuck
>>71981677
you couldnt even be president of the chess club
>>71981679
t. duller
>>71981692
I'm sorry but I was re-elected in a landslide before you even read my post.
>>71981603
Basically any highly addictive band debilitating drug should be treated as a medical problem. Meth, cocaine and opiates (when consumed illegally) should be illegal in a sense they get you placed in medical care. The real focus should be on tackling distribution.
>>71981721
>>71981335
Chairman? Well I didn't vote for you.
>>71981721
*impeaches and deports you to cuba*
>>71981677
Vote for me ill build a rangeban around mexico
Mexicunts only post shit
>>71981677
I am the self-appointed Prime Minister of /cum/
We have no President
God save the Queen
>>71981806
Nah, nigger. You're out. This isn't a democracy.
I found a way to make myself study/work: Do it in the library. Normally in my room I just do whatever and decide not to work. But when I go to the library, I feel the normalfags with their eyes beating on me from every direction, and I keep a lazer focus on my work to A) distract me from how small the place feels and B) get out of there as fast as possible.
It's amazing. It only takes an hour or so when I do that.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478559
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478559
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478559
>God save the Queen
*imprisons the queen*
did the government really abolish civil servant exams because results werent in line with diversity quotas?
not only does that let retards in but also allows corruption into the hiring process
>>71981760
I founded the party friend, that means I get to be the chairman. Every other position is open.
>>71981823
Exactly, it's not a democracy, that's why I got to appoint myself.
>>71981849
And that's why I uninstalled you and made myself president for life. Of this thread.
>>71981826
And you have found the key to success in college. Usually I found one of those little private tables to give myself a bit of personal space. It was pretty comfy.
whats UP me GUYS IT IS SSSS SHSITPOSTING HOOOURURURURURURUR R
NOPWE
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W
W
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OKL R}P|AWOL
AAAAahahhahaHHAHAHHA
Mmm
>>71981881
You may be the President, but I'm the Prime Minister. And by decree of the Prime Minister, anyhting the President can be vetoed by the Prime Minister.
What would happen if me and the queen fucked on the roof of Buckingham palace where everyone could see?
Would she face any repercussions?
Would I?
*declare myself as the supreme autarch of /cum/*
>>71981928
I'm sure the Secretary of Vapeposting has something to say about that!
Too many dicks in this party, I'm out
Privatize the queen AND the NHS
*violates the NAP*
>>71981945
The Prime Minister must vapepost whenever he vetoes the President.
*Does a heterosexual post*
>>71981998
NTR'D?
>>71981849
Listen. Random anon claiming authority is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical self-appointment ceremony
*blocks your path*
>>71981945
In my divinely anointed majesty, I move that /cum/ shall become a triumvirate, with power held equally by the Prime Minister, the President, and the Secretary of Vapeposting.
All in favo(u)r?
i heard a woman moaning from sex last weekend and i didn't become aroused at all, in fact i felt a bit disgusted
is this normal?
>>71982025
*cries for mommy*
JELLY DONUTS? MY FAVORITE
>>71982040
step aside bitch
>>71982072
>meat
check
>loaf
check
>>71982065
>>71982094
I resign. Bored and I need to vacuum. Or masturbate.
>>71982043
yay
>>71982120
*executes you*
>>71982043
kys
>>71982069
There there...
>kys
literally 14 year old insult
>>71982139
:^(
>>71982121
>>71982120
>>71982139
With the resignation and subsequent assassination of the President, the newly formed tri/cum/virate has already begun to crumble. Who will fill the power vacuum?
Okay about our party platform. State issued gfs?
I disagree with the disrespectful and dishonorable actions of some of the members of our Armed Forces to archive and share explicit, private, or otherwise lewd photos, however they were acquired, whether it be by consent or theft, of our female Armed Forces members. As the protectors of our and others, great nations, as servants to the disenfranchised, and as the pride and joy of citizen's of every age sex race and religion, it would be a tragedy to unearth such degenerate and unsuited behavior among even one of our Service members or Veterans.
That being said, if I could get a link to a compilation or an imgur album containing these lewd female marine photos , that'd be really cool, thx
>>71982187
aye
>>71982168
zzzzzzzz
>>71982171
kys x2
>>71982171
but you still feel offended by it
why so?
Just got a job as a car salesman at a local dealership. What am I in for?
>>71982184
Me :0)
>>71982118
A SHIT
>>71982211
*kisses ur forehead and gives you warm milk*
>>71982221
because i killed myself once and it wasn't a nice experience
>>71982232
A lot of shit
>>71982232
A lot of after work drinking.
>>71982187
I think a state-sponsored gf-finding program would be a good way of getting our NEETs out and working for a better future.
Voluntary enrollment into the special 2-year military service qualifies you for expedited status in the government gf program.
>>71982232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2LLB9CGfLs
>>71982247
>>71982232
You're going to feel bad about yourself at night.
>>71982267
I like that you have to prove discipline to enter the program.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12478620
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.
who here such a perv that nice big booty bitches and huge gelatinous tits aren't enough to turn you on, gays need not reply
Why is Columbia the Canada of Latin America. Seems everyone hates them
Black stockings are GOD TIER on girls.
My first real gf wore them most of the year when it wasn't too hot. Now It's 4 years later and I haven't met a girl who wears them since.
>>71982232
a lot of morons
have fun reading this guys stories, pretty much sums up what you're in for
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/search/tripcode/%21%219TEWI1TbGdH/type/op/
>>71982286
Ontario has a bad cocaine problem
Placer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sacramento > LA > Poop SBB > OC(""""""placer"""""")
>>71982369
>>71982317
Honestly can't talk shit about a guy who lives in a barren Mexican desert.
another guy killed themselves at my school
he was 23 lol
>>71982286
>white girls who get that tan
she's gonna get some fierce skin cancer on dat ass i'll tell ya that much right now
>>71982395
oooooffffffffff
good posts friend
>>71982388
wow dude thanks for placing me #1 it means a lot
>>71982300
Then it's agreed.
>>71982327
Nonsense. /cum/ needs strong leadership: the biumvirate of myself and the Secretary of Vapeposting rule with an iron fist.
>>71982411
That's not funny unless he earned a Darwin Award.
>>71982369
im here Canada
>>71982449
>Darwin Awar
reddit tier meme i heard my teacher say in highschool
kys
>>71982366
ouch
>>71982429
Gonna go make dinner. I've enjoyed forming this government that past days. I can't guarantee I'll always namefag as it makes me feel silly.
also had a nightmare last night in which i was castrated by doctors (not a sexual dream) and i woke up screaming again
>>71982366
spoiled cunt. I drive a 2004 v6 mustang that I bought with my own money from a part time job in high school,I would kill to even have a 2013 v6
some people really don't appreciate anything
>>71982450
About time
>>71982395
still dunno what she's readin
>>71982488
That's okay honourable Secretary, I'm going to stop as well.
Ours will be a shadow government for the time being, while the political climate stabilizes.
>>71982558
Yikes, why does the USA bully the United Kingdom so much?
>>71982565
this larp is pretty bad man
>>71982629
uuggghhhhhh
you keep posting qt 3.14's and I'll keep handing out (you)'s
>>71982565
One last motion. Make black history month black history day and have it fall on February 29th.
>>71982651
Better than foreign flags and run of the mill shitposting desuu
>>71982629
>>71982651
It's at least more constructive than moefaggotry.
What are your thoughts on Therapists/Psychologists/Psychiatrists, /cum/?
Stop posting all this lewd and suggestive content
I'm trying my hand at abstinence and I don't need all this sexual stimuli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFtht9k87k
>>71982671
I'll support this motion.
>>71982715
true
>>71982711
bad case of dad/butter face on this one
>>71982650
why not?
>>71982711
>>71982761
>gives slavic grill face instead
Hehe
>>71982718
jew shit for the weak and impressionable
unironically, the best thing you can do for your mental health is avoid that shit like the plague
>>71982801
excellent response!
>>71982538
father wasn't very good at being a father
>>71982801
>>71982801
don't post my woman on here
My bf
>>71982881
no mine
>>71982901
Get the fuck away from my boyfriend you slut
Just made some homemade treats /cum/
r8?
can't even go 3 days without watching porn/fapping
really shows how weak my mind is desu
Trump should add a question on the US Census about immigration. Suddenly 25% of Los Angeles, Houston, etc. stops participating in the census. Less districts drawn in these areas... bam. 15 (more) guaranteed Republican seats in the House. easy as pie
>>71982918
stop making my gf you cuck
>>71982913
too late we're getting married
>>71982918
the one on the left looks like it has a penis
>>71982969
>looks like
how do you solve integrals?
slightly below average thread
>>71982940
You may be getting married but that won't mean shit when you're stroking your limp lightsaber on the Cuckstar while I'm balls deep in Kylo's dark side
MAH BAWLS DUDE
>>71982984
just do derivatives in reverse
>>71982984
you use math
>>71982918
fertility idol/10
>>71982991
>canuck is posting qt's
>below average
fag detected, maybe >>>/brit/ is more up your alley
>>71982993
he's not into fags
>>71983026
Then why is he marrying you you fag
Nothing gay about fucking your boyfriends ass
>parents divorced when I was 4 years old
>raised by a single mother most of my life
>since childhood only seen my dad twice a month, every other weekend
please share this feel with me
HOW DO YOU SOLVE DERIVATIVES
>>71983080
post problem
>>71983080
how the fuck did you get to integrals and not learn derivatives
>>71983047
fag
liking big asses is n**** tier
>>71983025
>dump the same images every single day
pro tip senpai they're literally on the same level as that argentinian and chile fags spamming
>>71983089
I don't have problems
I need to do a exam with integrals
>>71983052
my parents have been married 30 years
>>71983097
Says the guy in a gay marriage with my boyfriend
*sits beside you*
>>71983115
go to /wsr/
>>71983129
nope
Went for a walk today, 12 degrees so it was pretty warm out
Why are the canucks that post here so fuckin autistic? Go back to posting pictures of women.
>>71983171
there's entire boards dedicated to that
>>71983103
This is correct unless it is an anime butt
too many leaf posts rn 2bh
*stands up and sits somewhere else*
>>71983186
>>71983193
>>71983201
delete these
>>71983171
That was me, I had to leave for awhile.
>>71980568
^W^ glorios nashan egypt
So happy that blacks like egypt too <33
>>71983139
Welcome aboard!
>>71983225
Quality post. Awaiting support from the Secretary of Vapeposting, I move to ban bullying and the posting of anime butts. Regular anime can stay on a provisional visa.
ok thats it this just became the worst thread in a while
>>71983185
Posting pictures of hot women from foreign countries is more /int/ related than 90% of the retarded shit that gets spammed on this general and board every day. Go back to /b/ or whatever shithole ya crawled out of, faggot.
>>71983251
left my visa at home
whoops
>>71983294
>>71983319
kys
>>71983327
>>71983289
You're welcome to leave.
>>71983319
Here's a new one burger-friend, just make sure not to lose it this time.
[ANIME VISA: NON-BUTT]
>Go back to /b/ or whatever shithole ya crawled out of, faggot.
Sad!
>>71983362
>wants shitty image dumps
>and tells others to go to /b/
*halts your progress*
>>71983289
yep. when the kids go to sleep it'll get better.
>>71983405
A DEALS A DEAL
>>71983405
Where is your visa, animeposter?
>>71983391
>complaining about qt posting
>>71983433
you mean whore spamming
>>71983433
its the same dump
every
single
day
>>71983428
Give me one good reason not to do it
>>71983449
This whole thread is the same dump, every single day
I'll give you some real qt posting.
>>71983462
you're a little bitch, theres a reason
>>71983460
>>71983462
I'll give you five dollars
>>71983474
>>71983462
*kisses you*
please don't delete the thread
>>71983494
>>71983488
Why is your regional flag Honduras
>>71983449
better than fags and anime
>>71983512
amk
>>71983529
>>71983535
DELET THIS
>I go on 4chan and complain about anime
>>71983567
>>71983580
anime is mostly a reddit phenomenon
>>71983582
Anzu is pure.
Don't associate anzu posting with slut posting.
>>71983604
>takes the time to reply to every post
>calls anything else autism
>>71983619
/a/ existed before reddit was even created
>>71983619
nice bait
>a canadian and mexican regulate my masturbatory habits
>i wait for them to dump their 20 image folders every day
>i respond to every post talking about how hard my dick is
>oh baby im cumming!
>>71983580
Every anime poster is cancerous as fuck and the nip cartoons just attract more retards.
>>71983640
t. reddit
>>71983462
Hmmmmm ^W^
You r a faggot :3
>>71983637
>>71983656
t. 9gag
Which is the best in the United States?
For someone who hates snow, winter and ice.
Who wants nothing and who never wants to use DTS (Daylight saving time)
For someone who likes soccer of the United States.
And for someone who believes in God
Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards were originally used for posting pictures and discussing manga and anime, as the site was modeled on Japanese imageboards, particularly 2chan. The site quickly became popular and expanded, though much of 4chan's content still features otaku, anime, and other Japanese cultural influences.
>>71983684
every part of the country has daylight savings time
sounds like you want a southwestern state, enjoy the mexicans
>>71983718
Bad edition
>>71983662
>>71983684
Arizona
>>71983752
>>71983784
>>71983753
Which are the best cities in Arizona to totally avoid snow, ice and winter?
I look for places that are warm all year round
>>71983844
>No snow, ice and winter
You are gay.