/brit/

watching an anime

plymouth is actually an alright place

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Thoughts?

i've found God lads

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Migrate to Islamic countries

sheg me fookin arse

England sucks.

*votes for the christian party*

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if you're not part of the next 11...well....good luck

>>71973982
>average arsenal fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmKsXU35G_M

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I've lost 4lbs in a week, really don't see how people are fat, just eat less and go to the gym you fat cunts

Moreover, in psychoanalysis, not only are "unconscious forces" regarded as the causes of behavior, but these forces themselves are considered to be the results of instinctual drives and early life experiences. Here, then, lie the crucial similarities between Marxism and Freudianism: each is a historicist doctrine attributing all-pervasive causal influences on conduct to a single type of "cause" or human circumstance.

Marx singled out the economic arrangements prevailing in society as the overwhelming causes and explanations of countless subsequent human events; Freud assigned the same powers to family-historical, or so-called genetic-psychological circumstances. Both of these unsupported—and, as Popper shows, unsupportable and palpably false—doctrines have nevertheless become widely accepted in our day.

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>why yes I live in the north

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Mutualism is the official ideology of /brit/

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suze

>>71974022
where you fine in the end though x

>>71974054
reckon stuff like this is why obama was pushing TPP. tie them down while they're young

trump signed off on america's demise

just had me arse fondled in stockton upon tees

Going down to Bristol tomorrow. Anyone want anything?

A straight G, nigga don't tempt me
I'll lend you the whole clip till the shit empty

>>71974040
the places we took from italy after ww2 don't really count

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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss the ex gf lads

still don't know 100% why she left me

I just miss the was she'd say my name, smile when she'd see me, make me cakes and just hold me

>>71974023

Bit mad that yanks would rather die than confront a couple of 5'7", 8 stone arabs armed with stanley knives

>>71974126
already there mate

>>71974121
exactly...in 20-30 years they'll be dictating american policy...america will be lucky to get a deal with them

>>71974023
9-11 happened 16 years ago

>>71974058
>After what English ppl did to the world England should be diverse to compensate the colonization Brits did
this is what londoners ACTUALLY think

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feelin' a bit excessively auto-erotic r.n.
http://www.mtv.no/artists/7083-the-sun/musicvideos/101616-romantic-death-video

cant sleep lads

what time is it for you lot?

>>71974141
know that feel lad

anyone new in your sights?

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>>71974131
Brittan used to be mad

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enlighten yourself lads

>>71974126

an arse fondling

>>71974023
Wasn't the list made by Obama?

>>71974141
how did it end?

anarcho-retardism here

got called an ableist at Costa

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>>71974188
University Challenge time.

>>71974058

this arsenalfantv meme passed me by.

>>71974133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

>>71974141
sounds like you gave nothing back. selfish cunt.

>>71974211
umm no only a white person would do something that evil

Capitalists believe that only capital, labour and resources have value.

Socialists; being wildly different, believe that only labour and resources have value

the reality however is that only ideas and the will to pursue them have true value and in turn impart value onto everything else.

>>71974242
yum

>>71974211
yes

>>71974242
would like to put my peter in her house 2bh

>>71974249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQeBSIFIJYk&feature=youtu.be
heres a quick rundown on how it usually goes

just voted in the SU elections lads, my rationale is hardly anyone votes so it might make an impact

President
>voted for the one who said they'd take down the free palestine banner and malcolm x portrait

referendum
>voted to stop us twinning the islamic university of gaza

womens officer
>none of the above

cba to vote in the rest

>>71974242
CUTE

>>71974242
please don't post pics of my gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY

>>71974262
>the reality however is that only ideas and the will to pursue them have true value and in turn impart value onto everything else.
lmao fuck off hegel

Bristol or Sheffield uni lads? Leaning towards Sheffield because it's right next to the Peak District but Bristol looks really nice.

Righto lads that's 26 minutes past. It's time for gay posting desu

>>71974302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nf48QrMhiU

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/239687553-story

land of the free home of the brave

i have missed out on 80% of life because I'm ugly LOL

>>71974334
Bristol for pingas

how often should you swap a razor blade for shaving?

I've got my copy of Das Kapital, I'm gonna go down to the library and read it lads

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>>71974350

>>71974189
no not really

>>71974220
prefer not to say

>>71974251
bit rude but that might be it, I'm a very cold and emotionless person really. Sometimes she'd tell a story and laugh and smile at me and I'd just look at her because I simply didn't care about her shitty little stories

>>71974242
snookers on lad, UC will have to be on catch up, ronnie is playing

>>71974385
every 2 shaves

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>>71974350
haha

same

>>71974334
Bristol.

>>71974334
I go to sheffield

bristol is a better uni but i prefer living in sheffield

>>71974293
>free palestine banner and malcolm x portrait
fuck off rorke

>>71974389
it's free on the marxist archive you dolt

>>71974402
say

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doing a quick read

>>71974385
5 shaves max
they get a bit shitty after like 2 or 3 though

>>71974402
love is listening enthusiastically to shitty little stories

this jewish cunt on uni challenge is an annoying wanker

want to kill him

>>71974409
>players tour championship

who cares?

too many white people in /brit/

euuuuuuuuurgh

why does marxism keep failing

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/world/cuba-capitalism-economy-entrepreneur-socialist-communist-1.3509852

lmao even Cuba is going back to capitalism

marx is the jfmsu of economic theories tbqh

embdae want tae meet me at the vue cinema in auld reekie on monday?

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daily reminder that NONE of you will ever be this smart

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>bird messages me on tinder
>I message her back
>no reply

hmm yes

>>71974293
i had to choose between a nigger and a girl for president last year
chose the black lad in the end, no roastie deserves my vote

>>71974382
Not really into drugs or being a wreckhead.

>>71974411
>>71974449
eh
youre eejits

keep the same one for months at a time

>>71974463
ahh yes, death threats
let's see what the garda think of this
night night paddy you're going away for a long time

I can prove Einstein's theory wrong but that's not what motivates me. I'm interested in apathy.

wish i went to a real uni instead of studying part time desu

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>the marxist archive

>>71974497
>london

ahh yes

>>71974449
had the same one for a year

was hegel the original radical centrist?

>>71974520
t. 17 year old who shaves once a month

They last normal people a week or two if you shave 3 or more times a week.

>>71974559
no

gonna be a right hoot when Generation Zyklon goes off to university

>>71974427
malcolm x was a rorke

>>71974518
Well you should be a massive wreck head during uni whilst it's acceptable for you to do so

>>71974540
>black lad buys components and builds computer

>northern filth steals a computer and smashes it to pieces

ah yes

>>71974497
i fucking hate the BBC

>>71974497
>such as static
would quite liked to have asked him "what else"

want to take a moment to apologise to the irish posters for being racist to them
i promise it won't happen again

>>71974537
me on the right

been using the same razor 1.5 years ama

>>71974585
screeched

>>71974582
but doesnt he advocate for synthesis rather than dogma?

>>71974419
Why tho?

>>71974422
What do you like about living in Sheffield? I'm from the north but hardly ever visited any northern cities besides Manchester and Leeds. Sheffield seems a bit paki infested.

>>71974581
no

>>71974586
>actually believing this Gen Z meme

the generations get more and more liberal

soon there will be 500 genders

>>71974609

banter

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>>71974559
>original
no

>>71974630
>razor
FOY

>>71974640
isn't he associated with hitler?

>>71974643
haha wow you sure told him pal!
btfo, as they would say :')

>>71974291
in tears

>>71974644
Not true. Baby boomers were significantly more conservative than the generation before them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8do_wxlcq4

>19 years old
>shit facial hair

kill me

Reckon trying to be sarcastic is a bigger sign that you're an easily annoyed runt than just sperging out and arguing

>>71974644
and by the time the singularity hits, the computing power required to calculate and store every gender would only be affordable by the 10 richest kings of england

>>71974644
I'm redoing A levels so I'm 20 in a college full of 16/17 yr olds. There is no meme, these kids are edgy right-wingers

>>71974693
no they weren't dummy

>>71974588
I've already been there in my teens lad. Nothing at the end of that road but bad comedowns, missed opportunities and a bit of fanny.

>>71974721
oh yeah sure it is

>>71974731
good post

>>71974736
Nonce

going to the cinema for free on monday

>>71974748
Fair
I'm just stopping my wreckhead ways as I'm coming towards the end of third year

I had fun

I remember in sixth form there was a girl who literally looked 8

how does this happen?

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Fuck Lizzy and fuck Anglos.

>>71974644
nah

generations work in opposites
it's natural for people to rebel against their elders

You're all just my fiddle and I Nero, /brit/ a burning Rome.

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>tfw I've missed out on sex because I'm a virgin

>>71974736
what part of the country

>>71974736
you should have started uni at 17. how many attempts do you need lol

>>71974853
think it's the other way round lad

>>71974736
thought if you were older and did a levels you got put with older people

disco stick
alaskan pipeline
rusty trombone

>>71974832
Who were millenials rebelling against? The same adults who listened to rock, heavy metal and punk and voted in Clinton and Blair?

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crying

>>71974907
Patriarchy, biology, rational economic theory.

>>71974887
Germany's most searched porn tags?

>>71974941
heh

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>>71974907
>>71974832
They don't rebel. They just get too comfy due to the work done by previous generation

>go to see a credence clearwater revival cover band
>it ain't me starts playing

>>71974699
>Edited to include the real live sounds, not that crap edit from WWE
>they actually edited more over it
>"Goldberg for president"
is the usa real

>>71974907
they weren't rebelling
not every generation is a "rebellion"

>>71974907
bush

Flat above me is playing shitty films loudly again

fuck off reeeee

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>>71974928
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltburn-by-the-Sea

>>71974642
Bristol has awesome culture, i wouldn't go there if your a complete spazmoid but the night-life is unmatched. better than London purely for variety (london only has like 3 decent clubs anymore)

>>71974503
Got a message off a top qt once, so qt that I thought it must be a bot but then she kept messaging so I replied with some cringey bollocks I'd found on the 'ddit
She screenshotted our conversation and posted it as a moment with some crying laughing emojis and then I realised it was a friday night so she was probably at predrinks somewhere howling with her slag friends

felt like doing a 'cide right there and then tbqh lads

>>71974967
stop rebelling against against him lad

Wikipedia vandalism isn't funny

provincial brits are turbonormies

>>71975006
t. wikipedia janny

>>71974961
what do you think the current timescale for those occurrences are
100 years?

>>71975026
The term is Wikipedia Editor

the goal is to live in Kildare Gardens

>Flying home from France
>Staying in hostel
>need to get up early
>end up heading out instead
>don't sleep before the flight

It's a fucking awful feeling

what would a germanic civilization that developed distinctly from the mediterranean world and christianity look like?

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*hums loudly*

>>71975043
Oktoberfest

>>71974907
their elders

when I say "rebel" I don't meant outright revolution

humans just have this natural behavior to try and be different to their parents
"rebel" is just what their elders will think

>>71975043
africa

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yanks are making airbases in Syria

cool

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>>71975000
can they tell if you screenshot the conversation?

>>71975038
actually it's a bot

>>71975079
syria is america now

>>71975043
historical India but white and cold with worse food

13-18: rorkes
19-35: cucks
36-55: apolitical runts
55+: rorkes

had peugeot calling me every day for the past 2 months telling me my MOT is due even though i did it last august. very annoying 2bh

>>71975108
>le aryan meme

>>71974979
Are you the runt from Scotland who just added "Rorke" to it?

>>71975073
they don't rebel or deliberately try to be different. They are different due to growing up in difference circumstances . the in case of millennials, privilege afforded by parents work breed complacency

>>71975113
Next time it happens scream FUCK OFF YOU FROG CUNT down the phone and hang up

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Test

>>71974998
Nightlife isn't a huge priority anymore, but it would've been 5+ years ago. I heard there is a huge drugs culture there (MDMA and coke specifically) which I guess overlaps into typical Bristol nightlife, no?

>>71975141
>>71974979
a canny breat

>>71975070
add pee to the bottom left

>>71975113
t. well off student on the 'just add fuel' plan

>>71975138
in terms of cultural connection it is valid.
a pagan Europe would have been similar in structure to classical indian society

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>>71975097
the entire world is america my dude

we've been runnin the show for 70 years

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>mfw I'm making £1.20 an hour more than most graduates

>trannies get discriminated from employment and get kicked out by their parents
>qt traps forced to move in with me and ride my dick for survival
its a win for me

>>71975160
You can still have fun without doing drugs lid

I've stopped doing mandy but those sweat box type clubs are still my favourite clubs

your mum would have been similar in structure to classical indian society

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me 5'9 on the end

>australians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrhxd4RWkY

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>>71975207
>making £1.20 an hour more than most graduates but still feel that gnawing dread right behind my eyes.

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You want to get girls?

Here's how:

Lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's locked out nickle back her till game over.

lads would a job in a bookies be fuflling and have lots of self actualisation?

>>71975248
>Prank in the title
Normoids out of my fucking thread

>>71975225
caste?

dgi

>>71975205
what about muh chinamen

>>71975236
I thought the secret service were supposed to be cool

Who are these gormless fuckwits

Also
>yfw the guy on the right's right arm is fake
>his actual hand is inside the jacket on his gun

you might not gi but your mum sure did last night
from me

I abhor the lot of you

>tfw Ed Miliband could've been prime minister
>no referendum would've happened
>Hillary Clinton could've been president

would've been a bit depressed

>>71975300
I think they're waiters

>>71975308
love you too sweetie pie xxx

Who's the most famous british person ever?

state of this thread

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>abhor

>>71975325
heck yes he was tough enough

>>71975338
me

hungary has the best pornstars per capita

>>71975189
how can you account for independent cultural developments after they indo europeans spread? they aryans of india adopted many native dravidian cultural and religious practices. separating out native dravidian and native european practices, what do they have in common?

>>71975338
God

>>71975160
pretty much, the only time i take MDMA is up in Bristol because the quality is better than any links i have in London. the gear up there is shit though so i wouldn't even bother. I haven't really experienced the normy nightlife much there but the few times i went to a standard night it still seemed like everyone was pinging.

How old are you if you don't mind me asking?

>>71975325
But think of the memes

>>71975248
fucking prison colony creasing

>>71975338
Technically it's me

>>71975338
Jimmy Saville

>>71975270
>The controversial 'Pick Up Artist' Julien Blanc who has sparked worldwide outrage after a video emerged of him strangling a woman was mentored by a fellow 'dating guru' who apparently bragged about raping a stripper.

howling

>>71975270
do some men really need to pretend to be someone they're not to get women?

>>71975338
Paul Scholes

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BASED CHRIS

/mu/'s a bit shite desu

>>71975248
fake as fuck

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MR ED MILIBAND

>>71975248
this is fantastic

>>71975406
Not a chance I'm reading that btw

>>71975338
The Queen

>>71975406
got a stiff neck now

gonna watch some michelle B POVs x

>>71975432
um..Mr Speaker. Labour are on the other side

>>71975406
shan't be ruining the old spine for this

>>71975408
yeh too inbred

>>71975406
ah yes, I'll just crick my neck reading this

>>71975043
Me on the right.

>>71975432
Isn't his wife a fan of the BBC?

>>71975406
turned my head to read this and broke my spine.on the way to hospital as we speak

Jimmy Saville... Henry Cavill... coincidence? Don't think so.

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really tickles one's hippocampus

How is it even possible to be this normie?>>71975248

>>71975248
are any of those actually pranks tho?;/

>>71975526
Yeah she had an affair with his black cousin

>>71975529
not a snowballs chance in hell im clicking that virus

Why do women hate libertarianism?

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>>71975467
ORDAH DON'T YOU GET CHEEKY WITH ME

>>71975535
DUDE JUST GIVE THEM THE FOOD LMAO
fucking runts should have parents that love them instead of sucking on the government teat their whole lives

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAj-dBNCi4

>>71974803
Only just getting the wreckhead on in third year

I'm in Scotland and doing a five year course though

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>Mate, you just need to be more outgoing!

>>71975569
do they?
>muh bodily autonomy

when you see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T02RhdpGWgw

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>weekend and evening /brit/ when students, workers and other productive members of society are on is left-wing, intelligent, fun, interesting, avant-garde

>weekday /brit/ when the productive members of society are busy and only NEETs are on is bitter, angry, right-wing, racist, repetitive and depressing

Rather interesting, no?

>>71975529
>>71975562
>>71975438
>>71975460
>>71975476
alri grandads?

>>71975358
they did but it is still similar in its core structure
more so than christianity is with Nordic faith.
really though the way these people think today isn't incredibly alien from how they thought in the past, christianity was never as ideologically powerful in the North as in the South.

the only major exception is England.

>>71975569
because it's retarded

>>71975602
devon

>>71975607
interesting observation
now get the fuck out x

>>71975602
Bottom left is nothing special, just well groomed.

>>71975607
especially because its untrue

>>71975659
r'rke

>>71975631
LmOo

>>71974040
>British Empire
>Rule over a bunch of non-countries and shitty islands

Such an overrated Empire.

>>71975631
Is this bucks

Sometimes I can't tell if the average here is 40 or 15

2 weeks since my last wank and it's hell

Brought a girl back last weekend but had had too much to drink so couldn't. Did everthing else though, but I think I've burned that bridge.

>>71975673
that's me :(

i have been summoned

i only wanted to watch the fucking rugby

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>>71975607
>students... and other productive members of society

>>71975695
'sheed

>>71975691
:^)

>>71975699
hmm

new fone who dis

>>71975695
Alri Patel?

>>71975734
Herefordshire

>>71975695
objectively false

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Saltburn-by-the-Sea&diff=prev&oldid=768972191

Essex

no iam spartcus :)

>>71975372
I would probably do it again if I made friends in uni, if I know I'm not going to feel like dying for days afterwards. Have had some really good nights out on MD years ago actually. Did you study in London?

I'm 25 senpai.

'nother 'oon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90

considering the possibility of succumbing to doing a massive shit

might buy a second monitor

>>71975754
greater london

>>71975777
chuckled

>>71975807
done 3 today irl

finished reading The Children of Men
solid 6.5/10. very predictable in parts, and the characterisation could've used a bit more work.

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COME ON

>>71975812
Lmao

West Midlands

.... succumbing to lunch at pizza express....

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>tfw probably the greatest contributer to /brit/ memes and gimmicks

have you lads had sex with more or less than 10 girls

Bruno Mars had a grenade. Taio Cruz had a dynamite so they both threw it at Katy perry who exploded like a firework. The bang was so loud that black eyed peas forgot what the time was. While Rihanna had a memory loss and ran around saying what's my name. Eminem looked around and said I'm not afraid. Willow smith whipped her hair which started a Far East movement and a plane crashed in the club and they stopped party rocking
Luckily for Nelly it was just a dream

gonna have "just be yourself" engraved on my headstone

What should I wank to lads?

>>71975866
I've had sex with 0 x 10 girls

>>71975866
0 (zero)

>>71975853
can't beat the doughballs mate

do enjoy a good pair of legs me

bewts

>>71975248
How can anyone after watching this claim Australians are people

>>71975898
100 girls? wow

https://youtu.be/8EsxF9qb3ro

CHOOOOOOOON

>>71975866
More (11) (eleven)

wew, probably cracked some pipes with that one lads

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>>71975866
>have you lads had sex

Do enjoy a good willy me

ive had sex with 100(0) women

>>71975790
i work full time and study part-time in london. sucks big time though, feel like im missing out on the uni life with working constantly and everyone on my course being autistic.

Where can I buy a good quality wanking glove lads? the one I normally use is getting a bit tattered.

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I have never had sex

>>71975957
you gay?

>get drunk last saturday
>end up getting pingers
>off on holiday on the week after it
>spend whole time feeling low and anxious as fuck

spoiled my holidays lads, I'm a fucking idiot

Anyone here had sex with an Eastern European girl and then told her you voted leave afterwards?

I have

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>>71975914

if a girl doesnt have a pretty face she is basically dead to me romantically

Absolutely love Dormers

Don't like Stormzy. It's not real grime. He's more like grime-pop

>>71975985
er just call me over silly x

>>71975898
About 4. Would be about 0 if I wasn't good-looking because I'm a literal spastic with no charm/tact at all haha.

>>71975962
one?

how does it feel to know i've had 10 times more sex than any of you losers?

>>71975993
no but I got my dick out in the booth when I voted leave

u are awesome bro u are doing very good job i am a cancer patient and suffering from loat of pain but when ever I watch your video it brings smile on my face for that time I forgot all my pain God bless you

>>71976039
so you've had no sex?

>>71976039
10 times zero is zero

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>>71975988
on my way

>>71976044
I pooed on the floor in my voting booth

>>71976039
indifferent
thought of sex scares me

what's the criteria for not being a virgin lads?

I only had a semi and kept flopping out but it was in for a bit. I don't consider that sex but my flatmates do. Other than that she blew me and I went down on her.

>>71976030
no that would be 1000 silly

Might go to Prague
Heard it's got a really vibrant gay scene

>>71975998
you gremlin

>>71976074
did you do a post about it

>>71976092
anything raised to 0 is 1 isn't it?

>>71976085
hard benis in vagina

>tfw used to hate /brit/
>tfw post here all day now

fuck you all

>>71976100
so does /brit/

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha