Eurovision

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>>71971016
Hated for no reason, it has already reserved a place in the last positions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwS45HBhzTs

can this shit just die already

>Australia and Israel
"Euro"vision

>>71971016
shit
>>71971236
shit
>>71971257
shit

>>71971016
the backing track is louder than the singers themselves

>>71971016
>>71971236
>>71971257
literal SHITE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4
this year we will win fuckers

>>71971613
look who's talking

>>71971694
damn that's actually good.

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>>71971016
>Kyiv

are they just pandering to the Ukranians? Like are they so "le anti russian" that they even spell Kiev the Ukranian way?

>>71971016
This boring song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkNQIShMZfY

>>71971236
Didn't understand a single word, but she is beautiful.

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>>71971694
I'll vote for you Italy, because you're actually singing in your native language. All these plebs singing in English because of the greater chance of a win, that's not the way to celebrate the language diversity in Europe.

>>71972919
what's wrong with spelling ukrainian capital in ukrainian way?

Am I the only one who didn't realy like last year's winner?

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>>71973129
most know it as "Kiev"

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>>71973141
Stop asking silly questions.

>>71973129
It's just interesting considering the rest of the banner is in English.

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I have no idea what our song is or if it has even been picked yet but I know for sure it will be shit. Then again I don't even know if we will be joining this year.

>>71973141
It was terrible.

Russia should have won desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY

>>71973417
The only reason it won was because of "muh abusive russians"

we sent a weightlifter with nightmare teeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8nj5ZD5Fy8

it's awful and the bitches are ugly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7399u6suIk

>tfw netherlands is gonna win
see u in amsterdam 2018

>>71973194
siis hyi vittu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipK0AH-6Dis

vittu mitä paskaa

and they sing in english

hyi vittu

What's with all the boring, female solo vocalists a la Adele singing in English?

Isn't it usually a catchy Europop song that wins (except for political reasons, like last year)?

Australia should have won.

>>71974281
^

>>71974238
I liked this one last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U

>>71974238
Maybe we should just send Adele, we might actually win.

>>71974370
The Netherlands last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKwys-Y_0u0

>>71974370
>>71974446
The winner (totally not a political vote)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-rnM-MwRHY

>>71974370
If I remember correctly, that was in my top 5 as well.

Australia, Russia, Austria and one of the ex-yugo countries I'm forgetting now.

>>71974446

The Dutch entry was unique for the country-western style but I don't see how it really fit with Dutch culture and I really dislike country except for this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drEGR-H92EU

>>71971016
What? Seriously? But we had Eurovision LAST year!

>>71971016
Ours is the memest one, from lyrics to the dance and costume. A shit summer song desu

>>71974654
Yeah, Russia would have won last year without the jury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkXb_IGS1g

So does the winning country host next year's eurovision?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-JwiYlg5Gc

This one was good.

>>71974900
yes

>>71974910
No, they sound like two goats.

>>71974910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FasfUSRdoYc

>>71974900
Yes for anyone except Australia which will make another European country host, one of the Big 5, probably us.

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> importing Anglo music and TV by the bullion
So what if they are good?

> Gibraltar is still a thing
It's just banter and the statu quo benefits everyone.

> 1 million British immigrants, most of whom won't bother with integration
Many of them are old people, how do you expect them to start learning a new language?

> sending songs in English to Eurovision two years in a row
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT ETERNAL ANGLO

Australia is my favourite European country

>>71973558
They got picked because the public asked for it. But they picked their own song, which was a mistake.

>>71971257
why couldnt we get a non-faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL9P6372LJE
Probably the first somewhat decent song we send to that shitfest.

>inb4 magyar cigány

>>71975030
I kind of want Canada to join Eurovision so I'll have someone to root for.

>>71973417
true, Russia has some good pop music overall

>>71971694
surprisingly decent

>>71974728
Übershittaste

kill yourself pleb

>>71971016
>Eurovision
>Everyone tries to be as American as possible

>>71975661
I can't imagine anyone voting for it though.

I really wish a song in a language different than English wins this year. I'm tired of every country sending the same sounding, Anglo styled pop shit.

>>71975282
Sounds like what Arabic taxi drivers listen to.

>>71975718
Indeed. We should have send in Dutch music instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qiKPOHrWE

>>71975783
Hey, why not? Why does this melody sound so familiar though? Is there some universal drunk song tune?

Also, why didn't this win back in 2010 again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghCqyMLPFA

>>71975718
The problem is that when countries send songs in their own language they never win

>>71975863
>Is there some universal drunk song tune?
I don't think so. But I guess they love their musical cliche's.

>>71975874
This also applies to Britain, btw.

>>71975874
I know and I don't get that. It's not like most people even pay attention to the lyrics anyway.

>>71973039
>Between 1966 and 1973, and again between 1977 and 1998, countries were only permitted to perform in their own language
Wtf, why did they ever not enforce this rule? In a display of internationalism and richness of culture, there should be no room for submission or domain-loss to languages that aren't your mother tongue. The countries' gotta pick songs that come from the heart, not the surface.

>>71971694
Ignoring this is in Italian but it makes me think of some anime opening song

>>71975676
>>pleb
>song that literally won pleb of plebs award
reddit pls. go make funneh video of le monkey dance and write an essays on how intelligent namedropping is but please stop singing that shit out loud

>>71976094

you still didn't kill yourself? shame

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>>71975968
They should definitely bring back the rule where you can only sing in your native language, we might have a chance at winning once again lmao. But thankfully Britain has an actual relevant music industry and sees Eurovision as somewhat of a joke (as does many other countries). Whereas a number of countries take it very seriously and see it as a platform for recognition.

>>71976066
lol, we send a Dutch song in in 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VzFwfCX4HQ

>>71971694
Reminds me of the British band the Vapors video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR4XNqrqxrU

>>71976279
She didn't sing very good desu. The song carried her instead of the other way around.

This is what happens when we send German "" """language""""".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgszpNj7dY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPZX7EZIFD0

>>71976220
Best British winning song here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhLlXvkm65Y

>>71976123
Tieni lezioni di plebaggine?

>>71975282
I understand him but he still sounds arabic

>>71976675
I guess the problem is that in Germany (and here) native language singers tend to just have fun and try to amuse the crowd instead of trying to sing properly.

I mean you could also send a Heino-ish something in.

>>71976884
They both finished in the top 10 btw.

>>71977024
Yeah, because Germany doesn't participate in the semi-finales.

>>71976740
The girl to the left just wants to go home.

ours is just another generic eurosong bland song
its really sickening when you try to listen to it
eurosong is like the borg

>>71976094
>song that literally won pleb of plebs award
It's perfect for Eurovision then

>>71976863
>>71975757
Well, it's solved. Gyppos really are sandniggers.

>>71973039
>meant to be about europe, it's variances and languages
>invite non-europeans
>most contestants sing in English
the fuck is the point, I bet they sing in an American accent too and don't have a distinct style. Music as a whole is fucking rehashed joke but this is pathetic.

>>71972919
but isn't it spelt kiev for English? Like on maps and all. What is this retardation.

>>71973039
this so much

it's so fucking sad to see all these america-clones

So glad we got out of this. Thanks Erdo.

Is Russia competing? Isn't it unsafe for Russian performers to be in Ukraine due to current political tension?

>>71975783

Has the NL ever sent in a techno DJ?

Something like an amateur Armin van Buuren with a female vocalist would seem to fit a Eurovision contest well.