What's the most Dutch thing you've done today?

Took a shit

Clear my throat.

>>71960872
that looks like paraguay's flag

>>71960872
wake up, thinking about pepernoten

>>71961733
That's racist.

>>71960872
I farted on my hand and then smelled it

>>71961733
DELET

>>71960872
being Argentine, like their queen.
that's pretty dutch, isn't it?

>>71961867
Hi Joachim Löw

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>>71961770
thinking about how many zwarte pieten living there full time now collecting welfare.

When I got up, I yawned and coughed simultaneously, which made me retch.

In that moment, I sounded exactly like a Dutchman speaking Dutch.

is there even such thing as "being dutch"?
like, jews are cunning, or finns are autistic, swede are limp-wristed cuck. what about being dutch?

>>71962252
the Dutch are farmers or pompous

>>71962252
Just be honest and direct, also when it's not really appropriate or nice to say.

I found a new island but I let the British take it over

walk

>>71960872
I tried to speak but got slime in my throat and I ended up gurglling something unintelligible