ITT: Things Polish never say.

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Polak swims in Alaskan waters.

"I think we should return the stolen territory to Germany"

>my country isn't a shithole

"Maybe we are wrong here and it is not other countries treat us terrible but it is us being unsufferable cunts"

>I enjoy nip posts about poland

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>>71958254
"Time to stop eating kielbasa and drinking piwo"

>>71958712
>stolen
You lose the war you fucking cuck

Abortion should be permitted in situtations where it is necessary to save the life of the mother

>>71959540
But it is permitted

>>71959501
Not to you

>>71959501
no reason to be rude, friend. I just wrote a thing a Pole would never say

''dear japanese, please come to bydgoszcz''
''Russians are bros''
''Ukraine exists''

>>71959636
sleep already, sis

>>71959540
That's literally the current law

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*We are pretty much Russian"

>>71959994
b-but if I just woke up

>>71959590
Not to you either lol

>>71958254
"Vilno vasze!"

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>>71960784

>>71960882
Yeah buddy, i know where it hurts...
Another one: "Kachinsky was a fag - stomping into pilot's cabin, he's got what was coming to him".

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>>71960784
wilno has a province called 'grzegorzevo'

"You know, maybe this time we were in the wrong"

>>71961057
Pfft, that's not "Things that a Russian would never say" thread, is it?

>>71960647
How are you lately?

>>71961101
I'm fine, thanks, I'm a bit busy nowadays so I can't polanpost as much as before, what about you?, everything alright?

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>>71961239
glad to hear that, I was worried about you, one of my poleboo friends :3

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>>71961461
at least you're still here to continue the polanposting, keep up the good work :3

'I don't like onion and potatoes'

>>71958254
I use proxy

>>71958254
"No one in my family owns a tractor."