>walk into your grandparents' living room >see this wat do

>>71957084
"No ananas?"

>>71957084
I doubt my grandparents have ever eaten a pizza now that this thread made me think about it.

>>71957084
no american grandpas sorry

>>71957084
>square cutting a round pizza
>that size
>that crust that takes up half the size of the edge pieces
>those shit toppings
Americans must be culled

>>71957227
literally this

>>71957084
even my parents eat pizza with knife and fork

my grandparents would just prod it awkwardly

>>71957084
In my country old people refuse to eat fastfood.

>>71957084
Not be a faggot and eat some.

>>71957084
My grandparents are dead.

wh-why aren't they happy

Wonder why nan isn't in her nursing home.
Wonder why pa isn't drinking red wine.

>>71957084

I'd assure them that it'd be alright, that this mess would get dealt with and joke about how absurd things are that make this possible, compliment them subtly about how they even put up with it at all.

>>71957129

Doesn't look that appetizing but I would take a slice or four.

>>71957129
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

INFIDEL

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>>71957084
Ask:
>A fruit, perhaps?

look at all those tiny tables in that pizza

I don't know what is it about his picture that makes me so sad.

I wish brazillian pizzas looked like this.

>>71958158
FUCKING THANK YOU
HOW CAN NO ONE HAVE POINTED THIS OUT YET

>>71958299
>>71958158
It's to keep the pizza from hitting the top of the box.

>>71958497
Are the tiny tables edible like those bal bearings you see on cakes?

>>71958606
No, they are plastic.

>>71957129
PHENOMENAL post

>>71957306
Everyone here eats pizza with knife and fork unless they don't know how to use them (little kids, immigrants and bydlo)

>>71957554
They bought this for their children and grandchildren. But no one was free or willing to come

>>71960340
Damn. Fucking heartless faggots

>>71960340
Why do whites hate old people?

>>71957084
>see this
>wat do
GRANDPA, YOU'RE ALIVE?

>>71957084
>>71958237
they dont look very happy about that pizza

>>71958158
>>71958299
have you never had a pizza delivered/takeaway or something

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>>71960340

>>71957084
stack 4 slices on a plate and walk back into my room

>>71961635
>burger takeaway pizza has small tables on it

>>71960340
you made this up
r-right

Feed my grandparents to the pizza.

>>71957084
*gets fatter, a lot fatter*

>>71961749
>burger
im not american though?

and it's quite logical https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_saver

Fuck, I want some za' now.

>>71957129
fpbp

>>71960340

Then who was picture?!

>>71957084
Ask them how they came back from death

>>71957227
>triangles would be unreasonably large
>is awesome
>crust is the best part of a pizza
>mushrooms are a great topping

Emu Hitler should had finished the job