/brit/

>>71956621
haha nice

doin poos and shaggin twos

Keeping the old thread open in another tab because this one isn't going to last you fucking cunt

imagine being so pathetic as to actually follow random women on platforms such as instagram just because you think they're attractive hah

Why don't men get bulimia?

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>>71956621
madman

>>71956650
Enjoy your continued posting in this thread mate x

>>71956666
h-haha i don't do that
*surreptitiously unfollows aya shalkar*

forgot who won in creed

>>71956672
food is pricey

Just spent my break in work sitting in the toilets eating to avoid the staff room haha what am I like

JANNYJANNYJANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNYJANNYJANNY JANNYJANNYJANNYJANNY JANNYJANNYJANNYJANNY

making predictions for this thread
it'll reach 100 odd posts then janjan will be awoken from his slumber and furiously delete it

>>71956650
it's 2017 and you still need to keep multiple tabs open on 4chan to monitor threads, the absolute state of you

it's breaking

>>71956621
>new thread sub-300 posts
Janny shan't be liking this, not one bit

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hmm

What the fuck is wrong with bus drivers in this country?

Pay £3 fare with a £10 because i don't have change
>UGGGHH *ROLLS EYES* I DON'T HAVE THE CHANGE
That's not my fucking problem m8 maybe if the bus companies actually modernised and took cards like modern European countries this wouldn't be a problem.

STOP MENTIONING HIM
YOU WILL SUMMON HIM

*kiss*

>>71956732
i have email notifications set up

>>71956793
Even Australia has Opal cards now mate, get with the times grandpa ahaha

>>71956793
ask someone on the bus to break a tenner you massive sperg

>>71956793
t. Northern savage

George Soros

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/5xsezo/realistically_how_would_an_rukpolitics_meetup_go/

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HOWLING

The UK is fucked lads.

>>71956862
I live in the south you spastic. And oyster cards don't count if you're from londonistan so nice try

>>71956849
I shouldn't fucking have to

>>71956793
Buses take exhange change you dumb paki

*fights you*

did anybody see the footage shot through the Oval Office windows of Trump apparently having a "meltdown" on his advisors?

I don't recall seeing footage of inside the White House shot from outside of it aired on the telly a single time during either Obama or Bush's administrations. Obviously there was some agreement before Trump came into power between the White House and the press on not shooting things this way that is now being broken in retaliation for Trump calling out the media.

>Unemployment 2: Return of the NEET

5/10. Solid performance, but doesn't really say anything original.

Just watched that sexless alien lad on this morning, almost vomited up my brekkie (scrambled eggs and smoked salmon)

>>71956621
good on you

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dit'

>>71956930
proofs???

>>71956732
he's the same retard who manually refreshes threads

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anyone read this?

>>71956930
When you refuse to treat the press with respect you shouldn't be surprised when they don't respect you desu.

how do i escape NEETdom lads?

>>71956942
sounds like you might be developing bulimia

>>71956956
can't read

>>71956930
journos stick together

>>71956959
ah yes treat us with respect or we'll film you during private meetings potentially of vital importance to the state and air it to millions of people

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>you will never have a /brit/ wife
why live ;____;

>>71956732
>>71956955
Wtf else am I supposed to do

@71957004
shan't tell you because you're most likely from the 'dit if you don't know

>>71956991
So what? It's hardly as if they're going to pick up any audio. Could be talking about literally anything.

>>71956942
>(scrambled eggs and smoked salmon)
FOB

>>71956991
ah yes having private meetings potentially of vital importance to the state in a room with big, wide-open windows
there 100% were videos like that in obama and bush years btw, maybe not all of them showed the same sort of meltdown thing but they were used as stock footage all the time

ah yes ah yes ah yes

>>71957053
Still creepy. I didn't even know it was possible to shoot things through the White House windows until yesterday, I thought the windows were tinted or something to prevent that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5SXDwM5pcc

the pinnacle of tv

Shan't be giving him a (you) but what on earth is FOB? Fuck off ...?

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>it's a two-day hangover episode

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wish I was a genetically flawless billionaire hipster

i think it's time to blow this thread, get everybody and the stuff together

>>71957085
You're basically saying "I have no objection to this, other than I personally find it distasteful."

Meaningless.

>>71956959
ah yes you should just let the press slander you and lie and do nothing about it
the press is very respectable and good yes
remember when they hacked the phone of a dead girl? No, journalists are a respectable profession.... on par with doctors or lawyers imo

>>71957057
>here 100% were videos like that in obama and bush years btw
I realize the burden of proof is technically on me, but prove it. We're obviously not thinking of the same sort of thing.

>>71957057
obama's and bush's meltdowns were covered up by the media because they were pushing the same neoliberal agenda that the media pushes

>>71957114
Trump isn't being slandered.

If anything, he's committing slander against Obama.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i'm bent

>>71957118
How do you know about them then?

>>71957113
I object to it on the basis that was not standard practice until Trump entered the Presidency, and however mean and awful you think he's being to poor little CNN they aren't supposed to change their rules regarding the respect of his office because of a petty grudge.

>>71956959
they don't seserve respect

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just spent 220 pounds on anime merch
don't even know if i have that much money

>>71957105
what a disappointment she turned out to be

>>71957118
trump literally believes and does what fox news tells him because he's a tv addict.

no lookers in my first class today lads
a bad sign

>>71957140
>Obama's admin literally requested two warrants to wiretap Trump Tower
>slander
ah yes

>>71957116
>I realise I should prove this but I'm going to ask you to do it anyway so I can keep my little bubble in tact
ah yes
utter runtoid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M5IpRuY4no

>>71957181
https://www.moneyadviceservice.org.uk/en/tools/budget-planner

>>71957140
>Trump isn't being slandered
lmao
>slander against obama
tell me why you think obama WOULDN'T phone tap someone. Has he done anything virtuous or good? He's given the green light on a record number of drone strikes, sold record numbers of weapons to repressive regimes like Saudi and the UAE. He's a scumbag, would not surprise me in the slightest if he tapped a political rival's phone

>>71957169
>I object to it on the basis that was not standard practice until Trump entered the Presidency

Okay. That simply isn't true.

>petty grudge

Trump's behaviour towards the press has bordered on the unhinged at times. Nothing petty in objecting to it.

>>71957190
And breitbart. This whole thing about the wiretap was literally invented by them

>>71957212
the announcers in the video you posted literally say how unorthodox it is to be seeing into the White House from that angle

>>71957193
including you ya

>>71957190
imagine being this politically unaware
fox news preferred ted cruz until the bitter end. Stop being a retard.

>>71957208
No, they didn't.

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>>71957217
gets worse i spent another 250 or so on some computer hardware the other day

>>71957228
yes it's not like they're serial liars who invented and ran with stories about him watching hookers piss on a bed in Moscow

>>71957273
lmao that was only one of the things they made up
they also said he watched hentai with prostitutes and got some kyrgyz prostitutes to fuck a horse while he made jokes about obama

the dutch are odd looking people

>>71957224
Your personal feelings towards him doesn't change the fact there is zero proof.

It's pure misdirection on the part of Trump, he wants people to ignore his admin's links to Russia, even if that means making a fool of himself.

>>71957238
Lol no they don't you fucking dunce, they say it's weird to see it in his final moments as president, it's not something you see every day.
Here's another showing him walking up to it from the same vantage point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alvpUd4kRYU

>>71957273
>Buzzfeed represents the entire media

>>71957250
you're an idiot.

Item appears on Fox news and Trump repeats it on twitter verbatim

tbf even though the media are slanderous liars generally there is nothing wrong with showing the whitehouse from the outside. Every administration should have as much transparency as possible

>>71957253
Why did the New York Times report it then?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/19/us/politics/trump-russia-associates-investigation.html?_r=0

>>71957339
>HUHUHUH THOSE STUPID REPUBLICANS JUST REPEAT WHAT'S ON FOX XDDDDD
get out of 2005 you fucking retard
go watch some more michael moore documentaries

>>71957360
Literally zero mention of urine, or prostitutes in that article.

Did you even read it?

>>71957369
Not republicans, just Trump. it's literally verified by his post rate on twitter

>>71957339
what an original criticism of a Republican president
absolute howling at the fact that I'm seeing teenagers regurgitate the rubbish that was hurled at Bush in 2006 at his political antithesis in 2017 by idiot teenagers

>>71957246
obviously not but I don't have a fanny

>>71957435
Fox supported Bush. Trump supports Fox. very different

>>71957399
what??

>>71957457
that's a completely meaningless statement you fucking dingbat

>>71957399
that was an article about the wire taps
are you retarded?

literally can't get anymore mainstream than Fox wich Trump loves.

But nah, the mainstream media has it out for him!

>>71957458
Ctrl+F "urine": Zero results

Ctrl+F "prostitute": Zero results

>>71957498
did you read the post he was replying to?
have you hit your head?

>>71957498
If that's what you're looking for I suggest you open a cheeky XVideos incognito tab lad

>>71957486
it's not.
Fox encouraged people to support President Bush as is traditional for broadcasters to take sides.
But this time the president propels everything that is on Fox and writes policy accordingly. all while crying that the mainstream media hates him lol

>>71957498
the absolute state of you

>>71957486
Fox altered its viewpoints to support whatever came out of Bush's mouth, Trump alters his viewpoints to support whatever comes out of Fox
You are thick as pigshit if you couldn't understand that mate

>>71957490
Oh, okay, I thought he was talking about pissgate.

In which case:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39175962

what do you call this genre?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruQQ5UvICvA

>>71957093
Fresh off the Boat ya soggy Syrian

>>71957540
It's early in the morning.

>>71957492
Trump is an anti-semite

He only attacks jewish media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de4_vbntd50
'une

>>71957533
>>71957544
is that why he was attacked during the election for feuding with one of their presenters, or what? Is that why half of their hosts are against him? I don't understand how people can be this retarded. DURR HE WATCHES FOX isn't a fucking argument, it's the largest cable news broadcaster in America by a huge margin.

>>71957544
if that was the case trump would be a straight down the line christian conservative and would drop out and support cruz
absolute state of you you thick fuck

>>71957583
Why does he love israel then?

>>71957610
hes a dumb goy

>>71957566
Inferior covers

my mates gf has 1000 beta orbiters

>>71957600
Trump feuds with everyone who has the audacity to question him in any capacity . not an argument.
he not only watches. he's notably influenced by it

>>71957646
oh god the President of the United States is being influenced by the news
impeachment by the end of this year, I guarantee it

>>71957607
Fox isn't a christian conservative news channel.

>>71957660
He is literally moved to a barely coherent rage, which he has to vent with a twitter tantrum.

He's unhinged.

wish I was born in sweden

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>>71956999
most likely

>you will never have a wife

>>71957717
wtf we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

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why is the (modern) far left so shit at optics?

the big boss man keeps calling me a "star" and one of his best people. definitely wants to promote me lads.

or he fancies me not completely sure which

>>71957717
im convinced
impeach NOW
get hillary in asap

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the pengest advance

>>71957774
which one of these is the SAA?

don't care

>>71957743
give his willy a lick just to be sure x

Love /brit/ at this time. Comfy, MINIMAL Normans, radical centrist debate that can see all sides, no Yanks. No better time of day

>>71957721
wish I was born in a first world country

feelsbadman

>>71957740
Because the Nazis set the bar for good looking authoritarians.

born to die

>>71957788
red

Holly is giving it a good mix lads. It's all wobbly.

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>>71957740
Do we really have four years of Yanks with shields and stick swords massacring each other hoplite-style to look forward to? I'm absolutely diamonds

nails 11 two migs high breaking left

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imagine sitting here with your gf

why did I have to be born ugly

>>71957799
inclined to agree with you even if I'm a turbororke

>>71957834
>we will see a natural redevelopment of ancient warfare and finally truly understand the tactics involved

let it happen big donny t

>>71957834
>hoplite-style
Hmm.. yes... those brave and strong vanguards of American politics...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

>>71957799
It's usually much faster at this time of day than it is now, especially at weekends. I prefer slower /brit/ me

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>>71957740
>that lock kneed cottage cheese power stance

>>71957799
>no Yanks
yeah just ignore how this thread is full of yank politics lol

ameriboos (or ameriPOOs as i call them) are the worst

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>>71957834
did you see this lad? turned up to berkely and had a fight with some antifa
yes i think this is is probably unironically going to set a precedent. Lightly armed riot-militias battering eachother

bit nippy today

>>71957740
the one on the left's legs literally look like a plastic bag full of potatoes

>street battles between left and right

ah yes.. 1930s berlin

>>71957740
lmao the bandana on the left

>>71957855
Being socially crippled is just as bad. I've had opportunities before and simply couldnt act. The grass isn't always greener. Pretty sure people are beginning to think I'm gay because I'm somewhat attractive and never had a gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPbTWDeqQf0

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>>71957834
*blocks your path*

>>71956829
t. sydney faggot who thinks NSW is Australia

M E M E C I T Y

>>71957932
at least you have the opportunity lad

i have nothing, this face stays with me forever, you cannot change it

America is literally just a carnival funhouse of mirrors where the rest of the world walks in and sees grossly distorted, hilarious reflections of itself

>>71957660
President, who has access to the greatest policy research and secret intelligence on the planet, shouldn't be using Fox news for his information.

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Imagine not being able to use an oyster card LOL

>>71957928
yeah mate that sure is the only previous time that ever happened

>>71957962
If you're a vaguely interesting and non-autistic then there's usually hope, especially if you're funny
If you're socially autistic, not funny, uninteresting AND ugly then that really sucks lol

>criticise something trump did

>HAHAHA YOU WANT TO HAVE HIM IMPEACHED BUT IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN

why do they respond like this

>>71957983
hate this point of view
>hehe americans actually have beliefs and values that they fight for, not like us hehe

just got a call from an unknown number lads

didn't answer, gonna google it

>>71957953
alri Perth

Go to sleep

>>71958019
wtf i hate drumpf now
im convinced

>>71958019
They're losers who have to vehemently defend Trump because feeling part of a group feels nice.

>>71958020
yanks don't show moral values desu . just consumer behaviour.

>>71957962
Yeah that sucks mate but it's not everything for a guy. Honestly I'd rather be an ugly guy than an ugly girl. Do you lift? I know it's cliche but ugly guy with good body>>>ugly out of shape guy

>>71958017
>socially autistic, not funny, uninteresting AND ugly then that really sucks lol
all me

I'm a fun loud normie around my mates though

>criticise something trump did

>wtf i hate drumpf nowI'm convinced

why do they do this

>>71958048
utter bollocks. Trump and Bernie have supporters that actually passionately believe in them. You would never get people fighting over politics in this country because no one really gives a shit

use to be the funny bloke in the class in primary and high school but years of self-imposed isolation after leaving Y12 has completely destroyed the one thing I had going for me

america is enforcing its immigration laws that have been in place for decades wtf this is literally nazi germany!

>put more pakis on tv or i'll become a terrorist

how was this not laughed out of parliament? fuck this country

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>>71957999
love this new "Presidents aren't supposed to watch the news on TV" meme

do you people actually think some CIA employee prints out the "real" news and hand delivers it to them every 15 minutes or something? There are tellys tuned to cable news channels literally everywhere in the White House you fucking retards.

>>71958046
damn... didn't think of this.... you're right i hate trump now. He answers to putin (or, as i call him, putler) anyway

What trump supporters don't realise is it is possible to be anti mass migration and be right wing while simultaneously realising that trump isn't an ideal president and frequently makes blunders.

I am an utter drip around girls, thanks boys secondary!

>>71958082
people are pretty passionate about brexit on the right and scottish indie and all the stuff the left campaign and protest

the issue is that neither side can take action until it's simplified and reduced to their level of competence (those bloody immigrants/english bastards)

>>71958020
that wasn't the implication

I'm gonna make a post in /brit/ venting my frustrations

>>71957937
Why would you ever do this shit against Poles?
It's their shit.

>>71958111
i think they do realise it

the problem is they can't give any ground without losing the progress they've made

they just have to stick out trump until a more suitable candidate succeeds him

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>>71958017
>tfw socially autistic, not funny, uninteresting AND ugly

oh apparently the number was a scammer

now im even more anxious :\

>>71958082
Yeah it's basically a one party system here now. Do you want
>Fiscally responsible party that is led by an adult
Or
>DUDE SPENDING HIGH MINIMUM WAGE LGBT RIGHTS COMMUNIST LMAO

>>71958111
>while simultaneously realising that trump isn't an ideal president and frequently makes blunders.
nobody denies this, it's just well-established that we don't care and find his stupid Twitter shitposts and egocentric personality hilarious

reeeeee


reeeeeeee eeeee eee e e e e ee e eooooo reeooooo

ahh
*deep breath*

better

>>71958106
a government report is a much more detailed and sounder way to justify decisions and actions 2bh.

Trump isn't just watching TV. he's notably influenced by it.

>>71958106
Yes dipshit the president gets what are called intelligence briefings made specially for him

>>71958114
Same, it was already too late by the time girls were introduced in sixth form
Then again i think it is mostly just autism because plenty of my schoolmates did alright for themselves

>>71958161
>>71958060
First three definitely true for me as well lads. I spend half the time thinking I'm some kind of divine beauty and half the time thinking I'm some disgusting fucking freak. I'm probably a 5 in reality

my mate has *the* perfect gf

my gf has *the* perfect mate

>>71958212
>Then again i think it is mostly just autism because plenty of my schoolmates did alright for themselves

Same here, they all seemed to be perfectly fine and confident when sixth form came around. Reckon I should do a 'cide

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Doing a cheeky listen

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NEED a latina gf lads

learning some conjugations

>>71958003
who the fuck needs an oyster card. top up cards are so third world

just use your fucking contactless

need a THICC Shiela gf tbqh ngl

https://youtu.be/WCuqIVRPjm8

The best way to explain trumps problem with media is he acts like your old granddad (or teenage liberal girl) and doesn't just watch it and analyse it, but instead magnifies it, generalises it, and extrapolates it beyond what it originally meant. When he is doing this with breitbart and fox news this is a problem. Before drumpf tards get angry, it would be a problem if he did it with CNN or MSNBC or whatever else also.

can ftm willies ejaculate and get hard?

>>71958264
what language? x

>>71958203
never said he didn't, it's just a recent thing where "THE PRESIDENT GETS HIS NEWS FROM TV LMAO" is actually a startling revelation to people, and it's fucking retarded. It's not a startling revelation, at all, it's been the case with every world leader since the 80s when 24 hour news was born. Could any of you act more underaged?

>>71958302
english

>>71958259
I have a latina gf 2bh

Somewhat confused as to what I actually want from a gf

>>71958287
no they cannot

the 'tendo switch STILL hasn't arrived lads

FUMING

>>71958310
Refer to
>>71958277

>>71958310
no president has been led this much by a tv channel

remember when yung lean was on eurovision

>>71958333
>buying a console at launch

you fruitcake

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>>71958313

>>71958328
how come

>>71958340
no

>>71958324
didn't know there were any in britain

>>71958339
ah yes I've seen the "Presidents being led by TV channels" statistics as well

>>71958287
As I understand it they can get semis. Apparently they all have massive dicks too because they can choose their size.

>>71958326
affection and unconditional love is pretty good 2bh

also touching a bum and not getting arrested is a pretty big perk

>>71958374
wtf I love drumpf now

>>71958365
there's like 12 lol

>>71958374
Use your eyes and brain, if you pay attention to any major speech he gives there is a pattern, he will regurgitate (often misinterpreting) a story off fox or breitbart.

>>71958377
they cannot achieve arousal they can get hard through surgical implants that they have to manually engage but they can't orgasm or ejaculate

>>71958404
it's a bit far to travel. wonder how kaya scodelario made it

>>71958365
she lives in spain :(

>>71958379
>unconditional love

HOWLING lad, that's what family is for not some girl

Cannot believe there are supposedly British lads itt absolutely obsessed with the yank leader. They probably stroke their cocks thinking of Donald dump at night as they post on /brit/ defending him

>>71958365
i used to live with a mexican. had her own family heirloom tortilla press and tortilla pan too. they fucking tacos thats for sure.

>>71958436
if you know, you know

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>why yes ol' chaps I do have the ol' electronic Spaniard gf
>h-h-here let me skype her, she's real you see!

just done like 17 studid thgins in a row now i want to die lmao

once had cornflakes from a Victorian bowl

>>71958440
Trump isn't just the leader of yankistan he's the leader of the free world

>take the time to logically explain one of president bog fart's errors to a fart supporter
>He stops replying
Every time

new top gear is so forced

who is this yank even

how do we eradicate the feeling of 'not wanting to admit when they're wrong' from the drumptards?

Haven't wanked in two days but not sure that I feel like doing it

hmm

>>71958494
joey tribbiani you dumb fuck

>>71958501
not sure but when you figure it out apply it to lefties too please.

>>71958310
The problem is he only gets his news from the TV, he completely disregards intelligence reports.

>>71958501
Have you tried having a good argument?

>>71958494
The chemistry is just not there anymore. Shame, because old top gear was one of the few reasons to pay the tv license

>>71958467
We see each other at least 1/4 of every month mate. She just booked the flights for another week here literally yesterday

It's not a perfect situation spending so much money on flights to see each other but we make the best of it and I'll move over there eventually

Sure as hell beats being a single virgin and she's qt as fuck 2bh

>>71958410
love how you think Fox is some alt-right fringe channel that is utterly uncredible just because it's known as being conservative leaning. It would be far more unusual for him to watch anything else, actually, because it trounces everything else in viewership and is basically the go-to news channel for Yanks. Not going to defend its content but HE WATCHES FOX is literally just not an argument.

just found out me and my dad have fucked the same woman

don't know what to think now

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>>71958531
>We've found one lads!
*Beep beep boop*
>You thought you could escape our highly advanced detection system? Think again son

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y-y-yes m'lord, I'll have the shillings for my tv license right away! Please don't put me in the stocks!

pjw explains what's going on with trump rn

https://youtu.be/NBTMKLmdpho

>>71958560
*shrugs*

a holes a hole

>>71958523
that's because the intelligence community is at war with him, if you haven't been paying attention for the last few weeks.

>>71958560
Why did you fuck your mum ?

>>71958589
I am imagining your surprise when I don't click on your link

Looking at porn and it just all seems a bit boring

Might skip my wank tonight

>>71958539
What? I never said any of that. You're attacking a boogyman that doesn't exist. My point was is that he is so 2d you can watch a news show and accurately guess what the president is going to say the next day. Whether you liked or hated Obama and the rest of them that dynamic didn't exist before.

shan't be reading any of the passive-aggressive posts addressed to nobody in particular interspersed between posts addressed to me of the poster I am currently debating

>>71958560
What is this, porn?

been weighing up the pros and cons of a 'cide all morning

ahh yes, Mondays

>>71958523
>he completely disregards intelligence reports.

fake news

fuck off

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>a yank unironically links mayne streem meteor man and thinks I'll listen to and reflect on what he has to say

>>71958644
explain why this is a bad thing then

>>71958654
not at the same time mate

How many of you lads genuinely go on /pol/ and get most of your news from there?

*passive-aggressive post addressed to nobody in particular interspersed between posts addressed to me of the poster I am currently debating*

my 'tendo 'itch will be arriving tomorrow lads

>>71958701
babyman

>>71958701
Tendo itch? Is that some sort of stretching machine?

>>71958599
I'm pretty sure he's been doing it since before he pissed off the intelligence community.

>>71958688
haven't been on /pol/ in months because the asinine agitprop isn't good for mental health

>>71958715
bet you thought this was funny when you pressed "post"
runt

>>71958701
>tendo itch

that scratch yer balls fer you?

>>71958715
probably bought it to fix his phimosis

bread
mustard
s&v crisps
ham
mayo
bread

lunch is served

>>71958688
I still get most of my news from the beeb unfortunately but have taught myself to read between the lines or look up primary information if I ever doubt what they're reporting. /pol/ has been iredeemable rubbish since 2015 and that's not because of their beliefs, it's because they're literally a Reddit colony full of underaged trash now.

>>71958718
he didn't piss off the intelligence community
the intelligence community is at war with trump because it's full of obama administration hires

want something to eat but guests in
FML xD

>>71958750
howling

>>71958759
Ah yes, I forgot that whenever a new president came in they purged every single government employee to get new ones that align with the new administration's views.

need more depressed NEET posting to run off these autists arguing about yank politics in a british general

>>71958753
>trash
foy

>>71958684
Because obviously his addresses are so inconsequential and superfluous that they're conjured up on a whim based on the news story of the night before. Therefore he either
>Genuinely has little else to add that is original
Or is admitting that his addresses are meaningless drivel deflecting from whatever his true intentions are

business idea: reddit posting

/s

>>71958800
this, one yank has been increasingly argumentative recently

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/pol/ are making fun of us again

>>115479291

>>71958847
probably cuz of spastics like you

>>71958753
The nice thing about the beeb is that they have all the facts in the first bit and seperate out the opinion into another paragraph.

>not getting your news from the FT
*Sips americano*
Ah yes, the runts are indeed distressed this morning.

>>71958796
it's almost impossible to fire a non appointed government employee and because obama was in office for 8 years that's a lot of retiring people and new hires coming in

it didn't happen overnight

>>71958847
>(Dead)

didn't realise /pol/ was that inactive ahahaha

>>71958821
All Presidential addresses are meaningless drivel, all political speeches are meaningless drivel. I'm not going to put myself in a position where I have to pretend any of them have any intelligent in them or any new information because that's not true with any that are delivered ever.

>>71958852
Yeah
Fact
>Britain is a multicultural melting pot in the cities
Opinion
>This is entirely beneficial because white males are toxic

>>71958852
>so called islamic state

ahh yes very good and orderly

>>71958851
>>71958869
I usually just link to other posts on /int/. Here you are boys:

>>>/pol/115479291

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I browse reddit and I'm proud, fantastic website

ah yes it's another Aussie acting like he belongs here more than Yanks do because of reasons post

>>71958868
Even if it did happen people on both sides of the spectrum (not the autistic one you're so familiar with) agreed that the election was influenced by Russia.

>Marcus Aurelius said, “If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”

MAKE U THINKE !

>>71958901
who cares? grow up cunt

meat free monday

Been negging a girl I like recently lads, and she's stopped talking to me. I was hoping to plate her, what do I do now.

>>71958938
Can't believe Commodus was spawned by that man.

>>71958939
fuck off wanker

>>71958888
You're lowering the bar for every politician and it's dishonest. What you've said is demonstrably false, because you are incredibly jaded and therefore see trump taking the
>All politicians lie and cheat
Meme to a new level as perfectly reasonable, when it isn't.

>>71958928
ahh yes more red-baiting

the fact is that the republicans could've run mickey mouse and daffy duck and they still would've won

>>71959026
>All politicians lie and cheat
but that is completely reasonable, I'm not going to pretend it's not just because it's a cliche thing to say and I'm on a contrarian Moldovan jetskiing forum.

*Opens Maya*
*Tweaks something here*
*Moves something over there*

yes good good

>>71959054
>the fact is that the republicans could've run mickey mouse and daffy duck and they still would've won
That may be but it doesn't change the fact that Russia influenced the elections.

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>>71959087
i made a pepe version of that once

new
>>71959135
>>71959135
>>71959135

>>71959111
You're right, the Democrats spreading lies about them being involved with Trump's campaign cost him quite a few votes.

>>71959080
As usual, take what I said out of context. In the next line I said "to the next level". The issue is that by your measure all politicians lie and cheat anyway, so trump can do so as much as he likes to whatever degree he likes, which is a non sequitur.

>>71959168

omg desuu uuuguuu uwu sprakle sparkle kyaa (‿)

>>71958938
>quoting big dog Marcus

good lad