fatties edition
1st for /lat/
reminder that if you don't agree with this doc you're a disgusting pedophile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMcWEXcXcvo
>United
>States
>America
>>71948051
Who else lives in a /comfy/ town?
Tbh sunchips are underrated
>>71948079
>the
>of
Tbqh salt and vinegar kettle cooked is the best kind of chip
>>71948114
Fuck I love fake news.
>>71948114
Holy kek.
>>71948079
yes? and?
>>71948130
You are my spirit animal.
>>71948114
The gays are striking back against the cistem
>>71948130
this
Ooops * drops pic of best chips *
how do I get a better job
>>71948203
be born to parents who have good jobs or know people with good jobs so they can put a good word in for you during the hiring process
>>71948203
depends on your area of work
>>71948114
Wtf i love sodomites now
>>71948203
Walk into the nearest bank and speak to the manager, be firm but polite and explain that you are a hardworking lad looking for employment.
reading this on the shitter tomorrow
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/03/memes-4chan-trump-supporters-trolls-internet-214856
>>71948247
Thanks, Grandpa.
>>71948268
ah yes politico
What's the worst diaspora community in your cunt?
Ours are Italians: vain, stupid, and belligerent across the board
>>71948268
Why are the good guys labelled as the bad guys in this photo?
>>71948203
Become qualified for a better position.
>>71948051
>fatties edition
post food from your cutler
>>71948295
/cum/posters hands down
>>71948203
>Interning
>Networking (family connections count)
>Not being a social outcast
>Take courses at local community college
>>71948295
Somalis, not even a close call with any other immigrant group.
>>71948203
seize the means of production and gulag bougie scum
Any of you ever tried this grits shit? The texture makes no sense
>>71948339
Don't you be talking shit about grits boy.
>>71948339
>>71948339
the so called alleged gf
>>71948339
kys
>>71948339
Shrimp and grits are a delicacy but you have to be in the south and know where to look because they're easy to fuck up, just like barbecue
>>71948361
Stop lying
>>71948361
Those glowing flowers on her head gives me the impression she can make a kick ass lasagna
BENIS
in
BAGINA
did the anime fags finally go to bed for school tomorrow?
gf just sent me this lads, what do?
>>71948474
Get her on Jenny Craig stat
>>71948466
Denmark passed out from being up way past his bed time
No idea where fist of flames went
Best snack food coming through.
Maxime Bernier seems like he would make a good PM desu
>>71948474
bruh
look at her lips
LOOK AT HER TEETH
bitch too poor to afford lenses for her glasses
aye
>>71948511
If he wanted to throw the CBC into the Gulag he would be perfect
>>71948051
>eating chips in a waiting room
Probably because he was annoying the fuck out of everybody
>Google owo what's this
>browse the image results and laugh at each one
Why the fuck is it so funny
why is coming up with usernames so hard bros
>>71948511
>end supply management
>privatize canada post
>abolish capital gains tax
all terrible ideas that will never fly, libertarianism is anathema in this country
>>71948579
>get rid of equalization
>free trade with china
LMAO
Trudeau is going to win again
>>71948610
> pro free trade
That settles it, every politician in this country is shit. I'm done with Canadian politics.
>>71948590
Because you don't have a solidified sense of self
What a shitty thread.
>>71948590
>Not using a one-word abstract portmanteau as your username for literally everything
Get on my level
Don't need any capitals
Don't need any numbers
Don't need any symbols
Just the same dumbass made up word over and over
>>71948653
> shitty thread
> posts cara
Way to make it even worse
>>71948653
terrible post
>>71948579
Doesn't have a chance.
Another 4 years of the DUDE coming up.
>>71948511
>Another ancap who will continue to sell us out to China
The state of the fucking Canadian Conservatives.
>>71948114
>>71948339
Is it basically oatmeal?
>>71948114
isn't aids like very fucking sensitive virus that can't withstand the exterior even less human acidity, cooking or being in a fucking banana for hours?
Just copped this
I've been certain for the last 3 months that my boss was looking for any reason to fire me.
Today he took me out for drinks and called me his most trusted employee.
What happened?
>>71948737
Holy shit my flag, I'm not Mexican but I am in Mexico right now. This is weird
Gonna get a mad refund
Feel good man
>>71948751
you know more than we know
>>71948751
Is you bosses first name Brutus?
>>71948756
H-how do you think flags work
>>71948737
Sheeeeitttt. That's a steal.
Just knocked this beaners block off and took his shitty laptop
EY WHY DO PEOPLE FROM BOISTON TALKA LIKE THIS?
What's the difference between mosquitos and Canadians?
Mosquitos stop sucking if you slap them
>>71948862
Bootleg britshit
>>71948885
Your president is a reality talk show host
>>71948906
Your president is a pothead surfer dudebro who got there on Daddies legacy.
>>71948923
At least he won the election, unlike Drumpf who lost by 4 million votes.
> America
> Democracy
Pick 1
>>71948906
he has a networth of 10 billion
>>71948079
>this
>fucking
>faggot
>>71948946
At least I don't have to pay for poor people's hospital visits
Kills me inside how much money we spend keeping old people alive desu
If you're 70 and you need a new heart guess what it's your fucking time
>>71948968
You're right. Here in Canada we save poor people, in America you spend money so throw them out of the country.
>>71948993
And don't forget it you microbenis canuck
>>71949011
> le fuck poor people meme
Who hurt you?
>biting this easily
Stop taking the bait
>>71949024
The poor people
Dummy
I like to think that every flag is one person and /cum/ is 3 schizophrenic people left in the same padded cell
>>71948923
He's a prime minister, not a president.
They are extremely different roles in our respective governmental structures.
>>71948295
I agree with this post. I know some cool dagos, but they're the exception.
>>71949094
That's retarded
You're retarded
>>71949094
get extra flags
>>71949107
>Encouraging reddit
Sad!
>>71949094
>>71948968
Except you do. We pay for it, but the middle class doesn't benefit from it. It's a terrible system.
>>71948993
>Here in Canada we save poor people
Posts like this are why Canadians are consistently the worst int posters.
>>71949140
No the saddest thing is that this anon>>71949142
has been posting here the entire day non stop.
Imagine spending your entire day just posting on /cum/? What kind of life does such a person live?
lmao
what is this?
>anime
>IMG_5789.jpg
into the fucking bin
>>71949167
>Imagine spending your entire day just posting on /cum/? What kind of life does such a person live?
Haha, y-yeah what a l-loser. Who would even do that?
>>71949167
>has been posting here the entire day non stop.
And how do you know that?
>>71949176
I mean it's nice to come here every once and a while but /cum/ isnt very exciting/humorful to spend an entire day
>>71949179
>Who would even do that?
I'm a mobileposter most of the time so I usually do that despite living a relatively normie lifestyle
>>71949142
i hate lain
>>71949167
I have been posting here, and so have you :-)
Getting high off DXM rn trying to not go to class tomorrow and turning 21 next week
I am getting through life one day at a time not killing myself
>>71949184
Check the last few threads and look at the filenames and images
>>71948361
I saved it
anime is fucking gay
>>71949209
Don't abuse that drug it will make you retarded in the long run.
>>71948496
*eats in Spanish*
>>71949216
but why
this after best before date pork and potatoes are amazing
>>71949203
>>71949177
Might need some Nyquil to go to bed
WHERE DA IRON CROSSES GROW
WE GOIN
>>71949251
You'll see
>>71949271
>PAPALI PAPALI CYKA
>DYVIA DYBIA
>>71949216
And why would you check the archives?
It seems to me that you have been here all day too anon.
>>71949231
I've been doing low doses once every couple days or so for like a month now inbetween alcohol and cigarettes
I am already becoming retarded but desu I hardly even care
This is my """""""""""""last time""""""""""""""" binging on drugs and living like a degenerate on 4chan
>>71949274
>>71949274
I've definitely been here all day :-)
My president is Chuck Heston
>>71949297
Yeah i've checked the thread multiple times today, I just think it's insane that somebody can actually waste their entire day posting here
>>71949297
With I think 4chanx or just the archive sites the extension uses you can search up file names.
If you saved an image with 4chan numbers only you and people who downloaded it when it was uploaded at that time will have that number. That or searching with normal file names. It's how you can track someones posting history despite being anonymous if they use the same pictures.
>>71949281
it's a good movie
>>71949286
Kek.
>>71949330
what's it called?
>>71949319
Yes keep talking about me it fuels me
>>71949336
Cross of Iron
>>71949357
oh
i'm an idiot.
How would you hug a Canadian?
>>71949405
With my penis hanging out
Is it done,Yuri?
>>71949405
Depends on the Canadian, buddy.
>>71949423
>Yuri
SO WHY IN BLODDY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU
>>71949405
they contain contagious viral infections
>another Sikh gets shot for being muslim
Kek
>>71949450
in canada?
>>71949405
put your trip on
>>71949209
>I am getting through life one day at a time not killing myself
Iktf
I want to say it gets better, but it hasn't for me yet. I'm 32, and every day is still like someone has my head in a vise. I'm burning out with mdma and coke, though.
>>71949470
What trip?
>>71949209
>>71949476
I turned 27. Quit my long term job and don't know what to do with my life. It's over lads.
>>71949466
No, it was Seattle. We already had our notable shooting for the year in Quebec.
>American competitions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9EXEpjSDEw
>>71949508
Just don't want the CBC to have more fuel for their pro-islam propaganda.
>>71949511
>2010 was 18 years ago
>>71949450
>implying anyone cares about sikhs except that one 'sikhs are brotier' autismo
>>71948776
I just forgot it would change
>>71948811
Thx I'm happy
>>71949535
>2016 was 2 billion millenia ago
>>71949476
I'm trying to quit drugs and finish this novel I started that I want to use just as a way to keep me from the self-destructive spiral again and again
I fell in it this time after doing so well because I looked ahead to my 21st birthday by get heavily drunk for several days
Man I think it really is about getting a constructive hobby like woodworking or writing or some shit
So as I come up I'll tell you to try to keep going and keep pushing that boulder up the hill
>>71949487
You're fisto flamer aren't you?
>>71949540
>one
I thought there was a bunch of these idiots, I assumed most of them were poo-in-loos themselves.
>>71949470
the fuck is this pic?
>>71949579
No idea who that is. Sorry.
I do have this trip tho
>>71949592
the "I'm 14 and my opinions are better than everyone else's" starter pack
>haven't driven in a couple years
>no car
>need to get practice so i can get rid of my learner's license
>look up driving schools
>the reputable ones are $500+ for a few hours and there's always at least one negative review that turns me off from using them
>>71949493
Life keeps going lad
Like I said to some other guy find a constructive day hobby, like writing is for me.
In good times I can write and write and let all my shit out onto the paper
In bad times I stop caring and self destruct and fall into addictions
But life keeps on fucking going and I'm no damn quitter so I'll stick it through for the moment
>>71949470
this is probably the most cringe worthy meme ive ever seen on here
>>71949579
>the become well rounded and accomplished phase
It didn't work for me. Neither did getting a basically perfect wife. I think some people are just hopelessly fucked up.
Good luck to you, though.
>>71949643
What? Why didn't you take drivers ed in high school? This is mind boggling.
>>71948203
Get proof you are not a bumbling retard.
IE
>Degree
>Work experience in the specific field
>>71947656
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>>71949587
ah yes
/int/
should i become a Physician Assistant or a Physician? having a tough time deciding
>>71949604
Nevermind then
>>71949620
It's in praise of powerful executives that use their power and intelligence and charisma to push the world "forward"
>>71949672
>Neither did getting a basically perfect wife
>basically perfect
>>71949643
do you have any friends that can help?
if you have to log hours you might even be able to pay someone. the two of you could even fudge the paperwork. unless they changed something since I learned how to drive all of the hour logs were honour system.
>>71949643
driving is really easy
>>71949688
look at money earned and hours worked, job position availability.
plus taking into account difficulty of getting the job, costs, etc.
>>71949686
Wow, you really improved this board with that post.
>>71949705
>yet billions of in Indians and Chinese can't do it for shit
Really makes you think...
>>71949694
>durr I'd rather be lonely and deluded than face reality
Nobody is perfect.
Highway 403 and the QEW are the biggest shit shows ever, i honestly feel bad for anyone who has to drive on those every fuckin morning
>>71949672
I'm never falling for the marriage meme
I almost did once with this girl I knew but my i broke up with her out of paranoia and after another self destructive episode
Thanks for wishing me luck, I need it where I'll be
>spend all week doing homework
>no time to apply to jobs
>face reality
>thinks he was ever getting a perfect wife
>>71949760
he'll be lucky to even get a girlfriend
>>71948202
Trader Joe's cheetoz shit all over the original.
Anime makes me depressed
I'm giving it up
>>71949759
stop sleeping
>>71949791
road to recovery
>>71949682
never needed to
>>71949703
nah everyone's busy.
i don't need to log hours. the exams here require your driving skills to be examined
Let me guess, next your going to kill yourself
Americans will never know that delicious feel
>don't like drinking
>don't like sports
>only hobby is vidya
how do i make friends in college?
>>71949792
doing a 2am-5:30am now
is King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard a good band
>>71949817
You should consider it though :^)
>>71949813
so you actually need practice?
someone has to be able to afford some time with you in a parking lot.
>>71949791
Good, I'm trying to give up being a fucking profligate
Then I give you the spiel that you have to pick up a constructive hobby like writing or woodworking
>>71949817
fuck off you retarded faggot
>>71949825
>Don't like drinking
Sure, i only ever do it in my room, but how do you not like drinking? It literally makes sitting in your dorm watching tv enjoyable
i always puke when I drink
>>71949825
There are a stupid number of college students who are like you who sit around and browse 4chan and watch anime and play video games
You just have to find them
Just finished watching JoJo now I need to find purpose in life
>"What do you mean you didn't have many friends in University anon? I never had any problems making friends, people are so friendly!"
>>71949892
It goes away with experience.
>>71949892
pussy
>>71949892
That's your body thanking you by giving you room for more
>>71949903
What's the point of having friends
What's up buddos?
>>71949916
>>71949920
>>71949928
forgot to mention it's only with beer,makes me bloated and feel like shit, stuff like whisky I can drink just fine and not be sick
>>71949892
your tolerance is low
eat food, and don't over drink if you're a pussy. vomiting from drinking is your liver saying its been poisoned (can't filter more alcohol)
>>71949937
pussy
>>71949936
I accidentally put my dick in the garbage disposal
>>71949902
>find purpose in life
you create purpose and meaning
CONSTRUCTIVE HOBBIES
>>71949950
>when you nut but she keeps suckin
>>71949953
But constructive hobbies won't explain the big bang
>>71949949
let's go for a drink some time
>>71949976
Easy answers are for fucks
>>71949976
It's mathematically possible for a big bang to randomly occur every bazillion years or some shit. Universe probably loses all entropy with every particle decaying until a big bang randomly happens in an endless cycle
Found some Vicodin that I had from surgery last year
What can I do or say to you cum to make your day feel better?
>>71949977
you a girl?
>>71949172
Holy fuck that's a good one.
>>71950026
Yes(no)
>>71950020
The namefags will leave.
>have a small quiz tmr
rip me lol
>>71950040
fuck off then
>>71950069
how about i kick your ass
Sup faggots
>>71950015
Probably toxic throw that shit out
>>71950079
nothing
>>71950086
Let me guess, you're thinking of another man sucking your cock
>>71950079
Still wasting my life here
I'm going for a 12 hour /cum/ marathon
Explain yourself Mexico
>>71950107
i was thinking about vidya
>>71949327
>t. Autismo Maximo
>>71950118
Now your thinking about how you'd love a man to suck your cock
Holy fuck, kys new namefag.
Literally yourman-tier.
>>71950131
no
homosexuals should be burnt at the stake
>>71950156
You're a faggot!
>>71950159
wow rude
>tfw I created the "your man tier post meme"
>tfw i first did it everyone thought it was cancerous as fuck and hated it
>tfw it successfully drove him away and people still use it
>>71950159
>
this
why do people have an arbitrary hatred of homos
>there are americans itt who voted for Trump
>there are canadians itt who voted for Trudeau
there are mexicans itt who voted for Peña
>>71950159
Any method will work in my books tbqh
>>71950171
please stop posting forever
>>71950171
>>71950178
go to the faggot containment board
>>71950182
probably still posts
>>71950205
Very few people in Canada voted for Trudeau anon, he's not a president.
i'm yourman Tbh
>>71950210
Maybe on /eire/, unless someone is using images very similar to the ones he would always use
>>71950206
topkek
>>71950221
> there are Canadians who voted
This country has no good political choices, just let it burn desu
>>71950127
in a /vg/ general I once visited for a while one guy was using said archive sites to make excel spreadsheets that tracked when users who used the same images posted. he would study their habits and language and make notes on them.
literally all the weedman votes came from liberals in the big cities (Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, etc.) and out east in NB/NS because they're all fucking unemployed welfare leeches
AMA
Imagine being some working class immigrant from western europe in the 19th century and going to Canada instead of the US
>>71950266
yep
what's hilarious is they keep backing out of promises and living up to ones no one wanted like more taxes for the middle class and refugees. liberal m8 of mine keeps trying to blame their behaviour on his conservative friends somehow.
>>71950282
are you a girl
>>71950258
Saw the same thing in a /vg/ general once too.
>>71950290
Yes, except with a dick and a very muscular body
>>71950258
this is my worst fear
Is this beer good? never tried it tbqh
>>71950316
You already have extra flags
>>71950299
It's also how 4chan has gotten some Tripfagging, namefags, and random posters in trouble with law enforcement.
>>71950316
After that I downloaded the 4chanx extension that randomized filename numbers.
>>71950289
Just let it burn. At this point I don't even believe they are planning on legalizing, they are going to use it as a carrot for the next election. Fucking lying snakes.
>>71950325
Totally unremarkable, so, yes.
>>71950327
but you don't know my past
>>71950339
I know your future
>>71950289
>liberal m8 of mine keeps trying to blame their behaviour on his conservative friends somehow.
See this behaviour in it's natural habitat, the CBC New comments section.
>Trudeau doesn't do a thing
>"m-muh H-Harper"
>>71950258
That's some high quality autism right there.
>>71950334
>they are going to use it as a carrot for the next election
Yep. From what I remember they didn't even really make legalization a real talking point during their election. Justin just said he tried weed in College and stoners made some massive assumptions. They even said legalization was low priority when they got elected.
>>71950353
your future is sucking cock
>>71950364
Well they have the commission finding and just recently JUSTin said they are on track for introducing legislation this summer. However I would have to be retarded to trust a word that comes out of his mouth.
>>71950373
hate your posts
>>71950402
Thanks for taking the time to tell me they must really bother you
>>71950258
>>71950299
>>71950316
>>71950361
We had a guy here who used to do that, pic related.
>>71950402
Yet you still feed it (You)s.
Another kid back from high school dead, wew
>>71950354
His ranting is along the lines of
>the conservatives voters keep telling me how the liberals aren't fulfilling their liberal promises that made me vote for them! how dare they! they should be happy they're breaking their promises instead of rubbing it in my face!
>in fact the liberals are doing conservative party things or not undoing conservative damage!
>they have no right to complain and they should be happy!!
it's really weird to listen to.
>replying to namefags/tripfags
All attention craving faggots, by replying to them you only enable them even more
>>71950428
Why wouldn't he?
>>71949903
To make friends, you've got to be a friend. I never knew how to be much of a friend.
>>71950427
yeah basically this
Pretty sure clack my ass has a database with our physical features. (hair, eyes, weight, height)
>>71950434
You just wish you had my attention
>>71948051
Was that thread originally on /fit/
>>71950431
>>71950431
kid hanged himself on valentines this year at the highschool I went to
>>71950397
I think their prediction date keeps being set off into the future after they make up excuses for delays.
>>71950459
>ever describing yourself truthfully or posting any images
ISHYGDDT
>>71948862
There's a loose moose aboout the hoouse.
>>71949209
>Getting high off DXM rn trying to not go to class tomorrow and turning 21 next week
oh wow, it's me from 10 years ago
don't drink and drive, anon
>>71950477
sounds like a likely future
>>71950431
happens
lots I know are married with families or in stable long term relationships now. or just having decent lives. pretty jealous.
>>71950432
>it's really weird to listen to.
Listening to other people's political views is always weird, made me realize I'm just as retarded in their eyes.
I remember when i was /cum/'s darling.
Now i struggle to get more than two (You)s per post.
Sad!
>>71950477
Yeah kid killed himself. Facebook full of smiling photos of him with his friends/family. Nice guy with a good reputation too, makes you wonder why.
>>71950507
It's okay, you just been replaced
@71950507
>begging
How are the mighty fallen...
>>71950498
Some kid I played football with back in high school killed a guy over drugs and then died in a car accident before his trial, weird how things change
>>71950504
I go the path of not shoveling my opinions down peoples throats, or playing a bit of devils advocate to try and get them to shut up when they spout really stupid ideas or say things severely hypocritical.
My parents won't talk politics with me because of it.
tfw no gf
>>71950538
Plastickjjjkkkkk
KEK
>>71950534
Fair amount of kids I went to middle school with ended up dropping out in grade 8 and becoming drug dealers. I just assumed they died or moved somewhere and are probably on the death march or are in jail.
>>71950490
You got a DUI, friend?
I'm trying to give up alcohol before i even turn 21 desu it makes me break out and makes me 1000000000 times more depressed
I still don't understand why some people choose to be such cucks
>>71950554
nothing wrong with saying nigger
>>71950574
edgy
>>71950536
>My parents won't talk politics with me because of it
Let me guess, typical "common-sense" liberal voters?
>>71950554
> black people use nigger like Canadians use the word eh
> white people verboten/satan for using it
>>71950587
they're the believe everything you read (ie. headlines, or 20 second tv news summary of a massive story) if you agree with it types.
everyone in my family has gotten bad with parroting what news sites in their facebook circles too.
>>71949534
the shooting wasn't a psyop just for that