>be japanese >get FUKUSHIMA'D

xD

LOL!! THOUSANDS DIED HAHA!

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>we candah anything

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>>71947937
>be american
>get pearl harbor'd

>>71947937
>FUKUSHIMA
Quite safe. You can ski there. There are Geiger counters on every tree just so you know you're not being irradiated. Ingenious population control really.

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>>71948054
>be mexican
>get deported

>>71948054
>be mexican
>get fast and furious'd

>>71948097
>>71948149
>be american
>get shot
>get obesitied
>get kinder egg'd
>get ackbarrd

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>>71948181
>be singaporean
>get cained

>>71948181
>be singapore
>get separated from malaysia
>get lee kuan yew
>get foreign investments
>get rich
>get asean maids

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>>71948213
>be american
>get pegged by black reperations lady 29097# because your ancestor once owned a piece of clothing made with cotton picked by slaves

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>>71948250
>be phillipines
>get eternally cucked by the americans and try to justify this by sucking up to them

>>71947937
That is nothing compared to the burger epidemic.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448478/

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>>71948255
>be singaporean
>get drawn and quartered for being racist by not learning the 16 official languages on singapore.

>be 4chan
>get NISHIMURA'D

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>>71948298
>be american
>get drawn and quartered because you've become too fat and you get turned into the next batch of freedom nuggets

can someone redirict me to /cum/ think thats more my speed

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>>71948342
>be singaporean
>be treated like a leper because you don't own a bmw. Save your whole life and finally buy a bmw that costs 3 times more than anywhere else on earth. file for bankruptcy protection after buying your first tank of gas. go to orchard to sell your body. get chink'd, starve to death anyway. get cained for dying on the sidewalk.

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>>71948501
>Be american
>Get cucked by kebabs and niggers

>>71948501
>be american
>be mexican