Shieeeeettt edition
Jack Mormons
First for African America culture
>>71943421
>exactly as I expected
For me, it's Jenna tbqh
O B S E S S E D WITH TRUMP
>>71943497
What do you mean??
>>71943484
>first
Sheeeeeiiit
Can the Dems/liberals/progressives really muster up enough energy to keep Trump hate strong until 2018?
>>71943518
ah yes
i want to fug the black anon
>tfw feel motivated for once in my life
feels great man
>>71943538
I've noticed nigger behaviour only happens in groups, isolate the dindus and they almost seem human. It's directly proportional to the amount of black people nearby.
>tfw black people are Orks
This is why Trump is lashing out and obsessing over his TV show and Obama.
>>71943558
OBSESSED
>>71943629
IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN A MONTH AND A HALF
THERE ARE THREE YEARS AND TEN AND A HALF MONTHS LEFT
>>71943552
There would have been enough energy to hate him until 2018 even if he didn't end up becoming president
If Obama is proven to have wiretapped the Cheeto, will he go to jail?
>>71943625
Well I used to have lots of black friends in middle school, I also used to act like a stereotypical nigger in middle school
>>71943590
Denmark that's lewd!
>>71943590
Interracial homosexual sex
Oh man
>>71943629
>tweets like a bitch does nothing else
Wonder which kind of intellectual could be behind that post?
Normal nigger kid discovers anime and turns into a self hating weeb, many such cases, sad!
This is the man who Conservatives in Canada are going to try to make the next Prime Minister.
Alright buddy you have two options here. You can be a saint, or you can be a devil. Those are your two choices. Choose wisely. So what's it going to be? Huh? Huh? A saint? Or a devil?
>>71943629
you want me to read all that shit
>>71943693
if if if if if if if
>cut up a steak
>cook it in a pan with mushrooms
>pour it in a bowl and add some salt
Its awful and tasteless
Fuck my life that was an expensive steak
>>71943695
>used to have lots of black friends in middle school, I also used to act like a stereotypical nigger in middle school
Really makes you think...
>>71943761
I kinda dislike Trump(flag checks out) but seeing Obama in jail would be so funny lmao.
>>71943737
>random trivia is important to know when leading a country
Nigga will have a gang of geeks working for him, he's a great decision maker
>>71943693
No, the first world doesn't like to look that deep into these types of things.
>>71943731
I mean, if anyone should be self-hating...
>>71943782
what goes through one's head when deciding to do this
>>71943746
What?
>>71943765
why'd u cut up the steak, first of all
>>71943782
>The group tank casts "HURL!" towards the mob
>Successful hit! The mob has now been aggro'd
>The group tank finds a Folding Chair +5 backbreaking
>tfw canada's losing her mind
This supermarket I went to was Guatemalan quality, definitely should not be in the United States
>>71943765
>Doing anything with a steak except grilling it
Smh senpai desu
What did you do today /cum/?!?!
I went to the mall and saw an Asian and black couple :D
>>71943930
nuthin
>>71943960
That sounds pretty boring anon, You should go outside more and hang out with friends!
>>71943930
>went to work
>ate turkey burgers after work
>fapped to a qt british slag
>watching college basketball now chilling on cum
>>71943930
Today I realized how much of a fucking faggot I am
>>71943930
I did less than I usually do, lied in bed after getting like 3 hours of sleep and browsed /int/
I want to kill myself so very very much but I'm too afraid of hell being real and of crushing my family
>Be Canadian
>wake up thinking about Trump
>drive to work while thinking about Trump
>do your job while thinking about Trump
>go to the gym and sensually lift while thinking about Trump
>go back home while thinking about Trump
>post on a Cantonese basket weaving forum about Trump
>notice you've spent too much time thinking about Trump
>go to be
>dream about Trump
>
>wake up thinking about Trump
How do we "fix" Canada, /cum/?
>>71943994
i don't know how to make friends
>>71944015
Obviously they need more Trump.
>>71944015
he could have been a goofball weeny but instead turned out to be a delusional butthead
>>71944048
go to bar, drink, people will talk to you and be your friends
Can I buy a gf
>>71944015
Build a wall to keep them out
>>71943994
>hanging out with friends
I have them but I hate human contact
>>71944094
yea sure just need to get in touch with the GF Store
I'll pm you their number
>>71944094
get a bf they are much better
>>71944107
Thanks friend
>>71944015
Fixs us by genocide the left
>>71944015
Trump?
The only name that i know that starts with Tr is Trudeau
>>71944107
Please pm me their wholesaler's number. I'd rather not be cucked by middlemen.
Why haven't you invested in eastern Poland
Very rude and mean thread
>>71944156
>>71944132
sent ;)
>>71944163
I love you
>>71944163
i know
>>71944094
for a few hours yea. it depends on how much money you have.
>>71944184
hey Denmark ;) want to be my bf?
>tfw finally starting to fill out t-shirts with lats and pecs
Also, any Texas fags getting this retarded weather? Isn't it still technically winter? After this rain I went for a run and it is so humid it feels like a damn rainforest here.
>>71944048
read denmarkian this is /cum/ not /cumd/
>>71944241
Oklahoman here, the weather has also been stupid. One day it gets up to the 80s then drops back to the 30s then goes to storm
i want online friends
>>71944258
Denmarkfag and foot kraut don't understand
Stop posting in generals
>>71944236
are u girl(male)?
Stop living in Sweden
I don't understand hate for Mexicans. Sure they are mostly fat and unattractive, but so are most Americans. There are a bunch of Mexicans in my neighborhood and they act pretty normal, a lot of them act more American than white kids here. They wear cowboy boots, like sports, drive trucks. Their women are attractive until they get pregnant. Honestly they are bretty cool.
>>71944350
No. I'm CIA.
>>71944339
leave foreigner
Jealous Vargposter
>>71944380
put your flag back Sanchez
Stop posting varg
>American security
Pic is me
>>71944439
See? This is why guns should be illegal
Stop being stupid.
>>71944439
>trusting jews
>>71944442
>>71944456
kys
>>71944473
Cats>Dogs desu
>>71944456
But without guns how would we protect ourselves!
>>71944456
Aha, if we outlaw guns, criminals will of course, have no way to get guns, it's genius!
>>71944389
then be my cia gf
bb
Taxation is theft.
>>71944442
oh if that's true, and you live in detroit, i can get some "friends" to meet you and see the prices of your stuff
hows everybody doing
>>71944546
B-but Denmark I thought I was your bf :(
>>71944551
say that to my face, not online
>>71944580
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP *pfrrt*
>>71944576
That's not actually me silly! It's a pedophile weaboo
>>71944520
Without guns, there would be no shootings and the government would protect us
>>71944520
>cats>dogs
how does it feel to be an animal cuck?
*_____________________________________________________________*
What goes in the blank, /cum/?
My mom, dad, and little brother all went to dinner and specifically told me "you're not coming"
Now they're downstairs yelling at each other
Whomstdv'e thought
>>71944584
i'm a slut, what can i say
>>71944607
brap this
>>71944636
Ummm it doesn't feel too bad I guess, I just think card are much cuter than dogs!
>>71944667
B-but you said you loved me Denmark, we were gong to get married!!
>>71944667
>>71944698
He's mine now, and I'll give him so much pleasure he won't even have the SEMEN to think about you!
>>71944741
No you won't! Denmark loves my bbc!.
Hey guys black dude here, how to get royal kids
>>71944680
blue board dude, im not gonna report you though
>>71944764
lol, Denmark's too much of a sissy to not want me. I won't let him be with you. I'll kick his ass. I'll beat his balls.
>>71944766
Hello my fellow African American, how are you today?
>>71944813
breddy gud man, i need to do my homework/ study for a bio exam though
>>71943449
Shoot up a black church and you'll get Burger King
>>71944812
P-please don't do this! I love Denmark very much, couldn't we just share him?
>>71944812
>>71944764
i'm not a sissy
Is it just me or does being hungry make my weed high feel stronger?
I've smoked about a quarter of what I usually do and I feel pretty baked already, and I've only eaten a McDick's chicken sandwich and a Clif bar today
why is this thread so slow
>>71944894
i ate everyone but the shitposters
>>71944843
Its not at all uncommon for a suspect in custody to be given food during interrogations.
>>71944627
>Trusting the government with your life
>>71944858
I get his cock. His cock, all mine. It's my bone to chew.
>>71944860
You hear that Denmark? Your body is being used for discipline, and our pleasure. Nothing more. I hope you like getting bound, gagged, and stepped on.
>>71944944
no you idiot. They drove to burger king just after arresting him and got it at the drive-thru because he had so many good boy points.
>>71944958
Okay! I'm fine with this
>>71944860
Shut up! You're a sissy and you know it
trrash edition
Where my /cum/ gone
Alex Jones: Genius or Lunatic?
>>71945043
Both...
>>71945043
Post-autistic savant
What are some good places to search for a virgin Ukrainian bride?
>>71945179
mailorderbrides.com
>>71945179
Ukraine
>>71945184
Don't mail order brides fug right away?
Why doesn't everyone single itt get one? They're not that expensive I think
>put a .com next to a joke
>its a legit site
>>71945251
Because they leave with a bunch of your shit once they get their green card.
just got back from the yoga parlor. 'twas a splendid time, if I do say so myself.
I think she likes me!
>>71944944
Is it part of the good cop bad cop strategy ?
FuckIsrael.com
virginsRus.com
animedating.com
>>71945273
>trump.com
*enters thread awkwardly*
mikehawk.com
mikehunt.net
>>71945370
Hey, Denmark, want to cuddle in bed with me?
>>71944429
I'm whiterino lad.
>>71945277
Just shag them and then mail them back
>>71945344
>domain name has expired
if I were rich I would buy it
that's what I'd do as a hobby, just buy up stupid domains
The soon to be wife
>>71945392
look like a mong tbf
>>71945413
Her forehead's just about big enough to fit her whole face on her head twice
>>71945370
Give me your boypussy
>mong
heh, i like that word
>>71945389
sure but no funny business
I cant tell if shes wearing a wig or they just awkwardly photoshopped her hair
Hey \cum\, rate me please
>>71945412
>tfw animedating is for sale
Buying it brb
>>71945450
no. i have a headache
>>71945486
>tfw from the thumbnail that looked like the domino's online tracker® (patent pending)
I think I have a problem
>>71945426
Ming as in mongrel, or as in stupid, because I never denied being unintelligent, and I have no idea what my ancestry is.
>>71945521
this looks like porn
what's it from
>>71945482
You look like a pretentious douchebag
Maybe you're a nice guy, I don't know, I'm just going off the picture
>>71945482
Grow out the moustache more and lose the gages, also grow out hair.
roast me
>>71945521
I can make you feel better :)
*roasts (You)*
See what I did there?
I'm of hungry lads
>>71945580
>>71945537
im pretty sure the artist mostly makes futa porn, is that ok for you?
What a shitty thread.
dumb thread
i dont get why anyone would post here
>>71945687
>Powerlifters
>>71945702
>>71945482
Trim the corners of your stash bud. It extends too far past the corners of your mouth.
>19 (You)s
damn i'm good
>>71945687
For the first time in my life I found someone in Canada who watches that shit. I saw someone with an info wars bumper sticker. It was a total shitbox from like 2000 of course. Kind of sad actually. Some impressionable dumbass who most likely works in a factory 6 days a week. We have a lot of industry in my city so they likely do work in a factory.
>>71945785
You're just to damn cute Denmark >.<
I wanna do many lewd things to you
>>71945820
>It was a total shitbox from like 2000 of course.
It always is.
>>71945868
what if it's a boy
>>71946031
The dick only makes it better!
>>71945868
>>71946078
stop it!
why are americans so gay, bros?
I made a pipe thing for weed out of a soda bottle. Now I'm very high.
>>71946108
D-did I scare you Denmark?!!? If so I'm very sorry I'll stop now >.<
>>71946110
I'm not gay
>>71946145
why are you so gay, bro?
>>71946143
> tfw can't smoke weed for a long time
Life is pretty meh
>>71946143
are you using a socket for a bowl like the ghetto people use around here, or a regular glass one?
Blackposter still here?
This thread got way too homosexual and moe way too fast
Any other INFPs here?
>anime faggots trying to get dick like it's in low supply
INTJ 2bh
>>71946279
Nice bait
>>71946347
how was that bait it was all true
>>71946272
Hello!
>>71946336
Only cute Dicks like Denmark
INTP nerds
Life is chronically understimulating
>>71946338
good man
>>71946279
>first animal in space
>what is miss baker
>>71945699
YES
>INTJ
INTP-P here no idea what it even means just took the test
>>71945739
AW GOD DAMN IT
Business Idea: We find sexy illegal Latinas in the U.S and blackmail them into performing sexual acts of camera, under threat of ICE, then we sell it under the TRUMPED brand.
>>71946511
You played yourself
>>71946511
>literally put himself on the watchlist
lmao
>>71946596
when I was new to 4chan I literally googled "pthc"
cooking up some pork and potatoes
the pork is a few days past expiration. wish me luck.
pour up drank head shot drank
>>71946710
You're going to get sick mate
Does anyone want to be my friend?
>>71946642
>mfw did the whole "type loli into imagefap" meme when that was a thing and I was underaged newfag
>genuinely scared for a week
i actually somewhat miss stuff that would actually scare the shit out of kids
only thing like that which still exists is "type pthc into youtube" which is older that dirt at this point
>>71946710
>the pork is a few days past expiration
fuck wrong with you
>>71946769
it's only 2 days past and doesn't smell funny
You should all be executed
>>71946787
pork gets real bad real fast
>>71946786
no money, it was 50% off and I thought it still had a few days to go. expiration dates aren't set in stone. it just means after that date they can't guarantee the quality anymore.
>>71946778
what happens if you type that?
>>71946710
just make sure it's well done
>>71946812
smells fine tho. i've had meat go bad.
>>71946824
i plan on overcooking it.
>>71946807
fuck off retard
>>71946813
just be careful with it, 2 days isn't that bad but probably better safe than sorry
>>71946818
idk do it
>>71946838
Boohoo faggot ill chop ya up and bury ya in the backyard for real like it aint nobodies business
>>71946838
yeah I will. it's cutting it close, but I think it'll be okay if I cook it enough.
>>71946875
FUCKING BRING IT YOU LIMPWRISTED NANCYBOY, YOU WONT PUSSY
>>71946902
>>71946875
would defenestrate both of you without hesitation or remorse
Give Papi a kiss
>>71946926
SUCK MY DICK FAG
>>71946902
Try it, faggot. They'll never find ya.
you are fucking retarded
The Canadians are getting a bit rowdy this evening
>>71946970
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THEY WON'T FIND ME, FAGGOT
>>71946778
>tfw I use imagefap in the current year to find content for my extremely obscure fetishes
Kill me Pete.
The internet is getting more neutered by the day, no more crazy fun anymore. The modern edgy website for the kids is ifunny of all things and the worst thing you'll find on there is a jumpcut video that cuts to porn or some shitty meme.
ethics in game journalism
every clique need that 1 wildboi
>>71946945
chuuu
misogyny in taiwanese basketweaving communities
>>71946995
Cmon down and see me. Bring any artillery you like, son.
We are through the looking glass here people
>>71947069
YOU BRING THE BEER, I'LL BRING THE KNIVES, MEET ME ON YOUR ROOF IN 1 (ONE) HOUR
>be canadian ITT
>pretend to be american
>>71943449
why do american screech and shout and make monkey noises when they do a political debate?
>>71947105
I'LL FUCKING DESTROY YOUUU
WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO DAMN RUDE
ONE OF THOSE FUCKA LAUGHED AT ME TODQY
>>71947090
What a mess
Tropes vs. Women in Video Games
>Watch one anime
>Sort of like it
>Occasionally visit local asian grocery
>Watch another anime or two
>Buying more Japanese products
Guys, I think the transformation is happening.
>>71947105
*complains about niggers and eats McDonalds while bothering liberals about my gun rights*
>>71947120
It's a form of dialogue too advanced for you europoors
>>71947127
Tell me your story, Daquan.
>>71947137
Repent you fucking faggot.
>>71947146
unitedstatians are so cool, I'd go trap for them
>>71947120
why are yuroburgers so stupid they generalize america because they saw a stupid youtube video
>>71947137
I have been watching anime for years and have yet to become an otaku
>minus shitposting on samoan coconut painting forums
>>71947175
because it's 4chan. DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE
Just finished my fucking homework
>>71947174
Why don't you go ahead and do it then?
>>71947154
I WAS AT THE MALL YOU SEE BUYING SOME BOOKS AND THEN THIS WHITE COUPLE WALKS PAST ME AND THE GUY WHISPERS SOMETHING IN HER EAR AND SHE STARTS LAUGHING
THEY WERE PROBABLY JOKING ABOUT HOW I CANT READ BECAUSE IM A NIGGER :(((((((
>>71947198
A BEEPA DE BAPPO PUNNICHINI GACHI DENAPO!!!!!!!
death to the american pigs and their running dogs of imperialism
>>71947202
>He does his homework
Good job
>>71947225
thanks for the flag
>>71947225
Say that to my face
>>71947225
Calm down Kim Jong Uno.
>>71947220
That's fucked up, Darnell.
>>71947225
Cool your jets, bud.
>>71947255
Damn right it is
I started to cry on the way home
>>71947210
that would be extremely gay
>>71947129
the real mess is that I didn't get as many (you)s from it just now as I wanted
@71947296
(You)
>>71947225
Holy fuck this made me laugh so hard
>>71947324
am i gonna go insane if i watch this too much
>>71947333
You could become Mexican
A fate worse than death
>make one comment about the level of homosexuality and moe shit ITT
>denmark and blackposter leave immediately
>>71947381
What could it mean???
>>71947381
thank christ
>>71947324
is this god
>>71947381
I'm still here kiddo
>>71947324
this made my contact pop out of my eye jesus
>>71947434
They are getting engaged rn
>when you remember mortality but you long for death anyways
>>71947462
Where did denmark run off to?
>>71947225
how do people even get proxies for this?
>This is an entry level position
>at LEAST 5 years of experience a MUST!
>...CCIE, MCSD, RHCSA a MUST!
>4 year degree in Computer Science a MUST!
why did I fall for the computers meme again
should i pay an actual instructor for driving lessons
>>71947522
That ain't a proxy, fella
It's the real deal
>>71947499
He's sleeping right now
>>71947526
You should have fucking did interned while studying.
THE
G
F
Cute?
y/n
>>71947583
She's a candy, brother
>>71947572
>You should have fucking did interned
what did he mean by this
>>71947583
Lies
Nah
yea
>>71947618
>he didn't did interned
No, thank you
test
>>71947706
Did you pass?
Any bets on how early some thirsty leaf will make next thread?
test
Will someone PLEASE be my friend?
"""test"""
>tfw wasn't born as a boy genius
>tfw was never a child prodigy
HOW DO I COPE
>"""test"""
(((test)))
>>71947739
What does being your friend entail?
>>71947753
Is he the ultimate life form?
>>71947721
yes
made a thread that got deleted so i was checking if i got banned
>>71947618
>>71947657
It means I fucked up writing that sentence.
Still, anon should have fucking interned while studying instead of surfing the Mongolian throat singer forum.
>>71947776
>1 off
Brb offing myself
>>71947815
let me show you how its done
>>71947808
I'm 19 I haven't begun studying yet but I'm trying senpai
>>71947776
That you'll say you're my friend
>>71947848
I'm your friend, friend
>>71947225
Are you fans of Ari?
>>71947894
liked her better when she was cute and looked white