/balt/ + /ausnz/

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3D women are NOT important.

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włoski

1St for icelad

>>71941765
>>71941771
Off to a strong start.

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I get bored of all the winning...

Hah, we get to sit on the inside of the half track.

only important post in this itt

hey lads

kill yourselves fucking niggers pieces of shit

Monday.

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>toilet gets clogged
>call plumber
>the pressure of the clog being removed causes the drain in the downstairs bathroom to erupt with shit

poo in the loo was a mistake

perhaps babhabhiats had it right all along

sleep

>>71943296
g-good night!

>>71942974
Stop taking such gargantuan shits.

I have arrived.

now THIS is a post

this is also a post

Is this a post? Am I doing it right?

any aussies want to post in the /vocaroo/ thread? pls. I NEED to hear your beautiful accent. thanks

>>71944697
Internet is too shit, otherwise I would.

Why do you like our accents? They're pretty garbage.

>>71944697
i will not

>>71944740
>Why do you like our accents? They're pretty garbage.

no way! Aussie have the absolute best accents. The Australian accent sounds so fun-loving, upbeat, and adventurous. I love it.

>>71944752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>71944820
That was scary mate.

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>>71944820

Evening, anglos pls go.

>>71945242

Alright, you heard the man. Aussies OUT OUT OUT.

fortunately i'm celt-gaelic, personally.

>>71945242
Es nevaru.

>>71945381
Gay lick lol

>>71945381
Gay lick lol

>>71945381
More like gay-lick lol (laugh out loud)

>>71945381
>celt-gaelic
more cock-lick, you quince

>>71946456
>>71946634
>>71947439
>>71947610
fuck off you filthy petrol huffing bogan shame-runts

SHAME

>>71948021
>runts

Wew lad. I always find it weird when ameritinos use uk words.

>>71948330
Make like Hoffa and bugger off, ye cackbat.

>>71948330
i always find it weird when /ausnz/ doesn't call me a burger or yank

>>71948021
is that so mr Burger

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>>71948417
Hey esé, you watch your tongue. Maybe I cut you up real good, mang.

png is very active today

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>>71949119
fight me you lil bitch

>>71949378
Yeah. Gf broke up with me. All my workmates have left png, and I'm all alone. Trying to keep my mind occupied with learning Spanish and 4chan so I don't dwell on it.
Can't really speak with my oz friends because they keep organising parties and pubcrawls that I can't go to.

Hope no one minds all the mindless posts.

>>71949655
why are you living in there?

>>71949599
Tu vienes a png, 5lumbia. Yo duelo tu, muy malo.

>>71949709
Por trabajo.

>>71949655
that country is ruining your life, you need to get out

>>71949736
Lo siento, 5lombia**

>>71949655
Some rice and chicken will cheer you right up :DDDD

>>71949736
how is living in there like? do you work along with along with papuan natives?

>>71949782
LMOA, I'm back in "civilisation" in port Moresby. So I can get a steak for dinner! But I haven't felt that hungry anyway.
I had to catch a lift in a 30year old jeep at 3am for 3.5 along a rocky bush track to make my flight this morning. I feel fucked.

Holy shit I somehow managed to do an allnighter

>>71949804
Si, yo trabajo con papua new guineans. Ellos son tarde todos dias, y muy lento cuando ellos deciden a trabajo.

That was a really complex statement for me. Probably doesn't translate well.

Yes, I work with Papua new guineans. They are late every day, and very slow when they decide to work.

>>71949905
bravo estonia

>>71949987
Thank you, thank you! Thank (You)!

>>71949847
What are "wealthy" papuans like?

>>71949804
It's a 3rd world country with 1st world prices for many things. The only thing cheap is people and their lives. 2 men got killed a couple weeks ago in a group brawl in port Moresby over some other man's debt of $10K. The man paid his debt after the fight and another $3.5K each as compensation to the families of the dead men.

The natives want easy money, and no work. They are violent over petty shit and have no concept of personal hygiene and taking care of the space around them.

The other morning I was woken up at 5am from some man yelling across the street and bashing things with a machete. I later found out it was because his boss told him to fix a toilet.

>>71950030
You can take a savage out of the jungle and put him in a suit, but he's still a savage.

Its hard to tell who is upper class here because they all dress like bums and don't shower, no matter if they live in a good house or a tin shack.

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PNG can you post stats of your internet please?

Have some chocolate for your troubles.

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>>71950175
Right now on the hotel Wi-Fi.

hello estonians :)
i am back for your posts :))))

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>>71950175
Last week at Kokoda on my mobile data.

>>71950259
>>71950276
that's quite sad tbqh

thanks for the pics

>>71950068
sounds pretty bad, are they aggresive towards you?

>>71950341
Some have been pretty bad.
I've found if I speak in a loud voice and use Aussie banter on them they seem to get a little afraid of me.

>>71945745
thoughts?

>>71950823
Oklahoma Sooners

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>>71950986
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this will do nicely to my collection

>>71951030
Oklahoma State also

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>>71951046
fun fact i go to neither of these

>>71951111
>nice numbers

Tulsa?

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>>71951127
nah, i go to a smaller school, Southwestern Oklahoma State University
or SWOSU

>>71951152
Interesting. I don't know a lot of small schools since I really don't follow college football.

>>71951159
im pretty sure im like the only person in this state that knows estonia exists.
cant wait to go there sometime

>>71951175
It takes roughly 1800 dollars to get tickets to get here. You sure it's worth it?

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>>71951215
1400 and yes son

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Good morning balts

>>71951431
bzzt :DDD

>>71951152
there's another okie in this itt?

yes hmm

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Lily a cute

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Bazinga

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>lol haha

weebs should be gassed

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Seize the means of posting

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*knocks on the door*
Hello, is anybody home?

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*invades latvia*

Is it only you left of balt?

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*blocks your path*

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Absolutely

I see, have a pleasant day, king of balts.

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>>71941714
AUSTRALIA, WE NEED HELP!
THE EMU ARMY WANTS OUR LAND NOW!

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The captain must go down with the ship

>>71952712
>Asking aussies to help with emus

hmmmmm...

>want to go to the bar
>didn't turn phone charger on at the wall
>can't go to the bar without my phone

Why is life so cruel.

>>71952712
Do not look the emu directly in the eyes,
Do not approach the emu
If the emu is angered on you, play dead and shart your pants to repulse the "bird".
Do not, I repeat DO NOT use guns on the emu. Bullets are not effective against the undead.

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Goodnight Everyone

>>71952959
Night.

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Being a NEET isn't that neat

>>71952959
Bit early

>tfw dinner tonight is three double quarter pounder meals from maccas

who /lazycunt/ here

>>71953622
More like /fatcunt/

>>71953634

85kg at 6'2 is hardly fat

I'm a little on the doughy side though lad i'll give you that, but that has more to do with lack of exercise

>>71953698
>three meals
>not a fatty
whatever you say, fatso

>>71953698
Large, medium or small meals?

i have arrived

>>71954005
thanks

>>71941714
>Papa OP
amazing

>>71954070
i-its my f-first time.

I am 71 kg.

>>71954100
why

What has to be done to ensure a healthy future for /ausnz/?

I'mma fat piece of shit lol

>>71954100
I'm 115 kg but I'm also 6'7"

Are you an gril?

>>71954191
We need to find girlfriends & spend less time online.

>>71954195
thanks for being brave enough to share

>>71953970

large
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g
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Though one is for breakfast tomorrow tbqh

>>71941714
дe yкpaїнa

>>71954238
Thanks, I feel like a huge weight has been lifted.

I'm skinny now.

wow.

>>71954297
That's 3399 calories, if the drink is coke.

Pretty impressive.

>>71954344
wow.

>>71954340
Ukraine.

>>71954340
>>>71941714 (OP) (You)
>дe yкpaїнa>>71954340
Google doesn't even know what you mean matey.

>>71954352

according to the box one double quarter pounder is 150% of a persons daily recommended saturated fat intake

bravo mcdonalds

>>71954451
Haha, rip in piece. Pls don't die in your sleep.

>>71954496
Papa Guinea it's nice to see you x

>>71954392
No such countries

>>71954435
Use yandex for Slav translated

>>71954593
Ukraine is independent country okay?

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Thinking about deleting most of my collection tbqh

>>71954661
Your collection of chickie babes?

No! I enjoy it when you post them.

>>71954661
Why :(

>>71954652
I see no evidence
>>71954661
Dump em first

>>71954533
It's nice to read the words (you) have typed to me.

>>71954603
Cheers mate.

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>>71954678
>>71954687
I've saved way too many random pics, I don't feel like I have enough quality

>>71954694
sure

>>71954713
thanks

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Latvian banknotes use an Australian invention

>>71954778
Wifi?

>>71954796
pavlova

>>71954713
Well I suppose if it ensures quality go for it.

>>71954811
delet

someone give me a quick rundown of /balt/ over the last week

>>71954874
Dunno lol my first time here in current year

>>71954340
y кpaя хaхa

>>71954902
welcum back XD

trying to get an appointment with a dermatologist lol

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>>71954774
thanks

>>71954817
thanks

>>71954963
pizza face haha

>>71955000
haha no
getting some bald spots at the back of my head lol

>>71955082
get some hair plugs rofl

>>71955082
pizza head haha

>>71955000
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Nice numbers.

>>71955082
Alopecia areata?

>>71955102
>>71955104
it's actually not funny since the spots are big and very noticeable lmao

>>71955163
i don't know probably lol

>>71955157
thanks!

>>71955164
how old are you?

>>71955209
25

>>71955199
Welcome to the club. I had a big patch on the back of my head which disappeared last year (after 2-3 years). I still got one on my left temple and a couple in my beard area.

>>71955234
Do you know that 2+5=7?

>>71955239
tbf i'm not really that concerned about it as long as it's not some kind of infection of fungi

>>71955290
lol yeah

>>71955290
wtf?
the memes said estonians are slow but this is very smart.

???

>>71955290
2 +7 = 7
2 x 5 = 10
10 + 7 = 17
1 + 7 = 8
8 + 17 = 25

>>71955343
>2 +7 = 7
i found an error in your calculations
2 + 7 is actually equal to 9

>>71955325
Infections and fungi can be treated easily. Only real treatment for alopecia areata is catabolic steroids that fuck you up, just for your hair.
Wasn't worth it after I took it for 3 months.

>>71955366
Typo, should be 2 + 5= 7. Thanks.

>>71955379
so if one is balding it's better to just accept it?

Eating buttered popcorn, it's fucking delicious.

>>71955406
If in that situation personally i would cut my ear off so nobody would notice hair and concentrate rather on my missing ear

labas rytas, ka jus?

>>71955462
hmm seems like there are a lot of fatties in this thread

>>71955406
If its fungal, fight it. If its alopecia, I say depending on size and placement, wait it out. For proper balding, accept and buzz/shave.

I have accepted my balding and wanted to shave my hair off for ages, but the gf didn't want it. But I will do it now in the next week.

>>71955577
whenever i read your country`s name i read it as "papa new guinea". also checkd

>>71955616
So did I.
Now I read it as papooer.

>>71955643
>papooer
>poo

>>71955577
tips on getting a gf?

>>71955662
paint yourself black or brown and travel to sweden or germany

>>71955662
Try not to just bee yourself. Pretend you are normal.

>>71955686
what about yellow?

>>71955715
not as easy as it sounds

>>71955658
>that's the joke! :-DDD

>>71955662
f-f-fuuck :"(
Talk to them, find one that's on your wavelength and never let her go.

>>71955743
lmao gooks get very little pussy here.
and
>ohhhh

>>71955775
my wavelength is INFRARED if you catch my drift ;)

>>71955810
You can't be seen by humans?

>>71955876
i'm slow.

>>71955896
Nice

Welp, I'm sufficiently drunk. Gonna have some drowsy painkillers and go to bed and watch tintin the movie and hopefully fall alseep before the ending.

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>having shit hair genes
How does it feel to be a subhuman mongrel?

>>71955379
how do they fuck you up?

>>71955406
we're not talking about male-pattern hair loss here, but yeah

so I promised to tell, I had sex with a fat chick 2 days ago.. it was nice, going to visit her tonight also

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Hello aussies, thanks for funny music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdGCMDsLzx8

>>71956307
I'd rather stay a virgin for life than fuck a fat chick.
Ever since I started going to the gym, I judge people's bodies very hard.
Probably not a good thing.

>>71956194
Too bad you won't be passing on your genes. Wait, no, that's a good thing.

>>71956345
Yes, I think its not a good idea to judge people anything hard, especially if your are on 4chan and degenerate yourself

she is not morbidly obese, but still biggest I have had.. but it was very nice. . if you get past her insecurities then she is very greatful

>>71956307
Did you use condom or not ?

>>71956194
Gonna need more alcohol now.

>>71956283
Mate. I'm trying to watch tintin, alright?!
Haha, yeah nah they fuck with your mood and your energy levels and appetite.

Sometimes I would want to rip my clothes off and eat a whole chicken. Then 40 mins later be happy and want to sleep and don't want to think about food.

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>>71956494

I thought you only had kava up there.

Also, please reintegrate into our illustrious colonial empire

>>71956494
that doesn't sound that bad really

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>>71956856

>>71956856
Kava is fiji. Here in png its baui (betelnut) and alcohol.

Png would do well being run by Australia again.

>>71956933
Sometimes the high amounts of energy were fun, but when I got angry (often) I would want to punch and kick shit (and I would).

>>71956414
yes

>>71957075
But imagine how much our HDI would fall

>>71957343
Don't worry. They're so proud of their "independence", but Australia is really still keeping this country running and afloat in the background.
Don't know for how long though.

need to save up for another 3 months to be able to afford a mountain bike

my favourite scene from cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPTkRSM9Zo

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>>71957638
How is it not this cob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REAni_fAA-c

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fuck you fags

fuck you

>>71958109
:(

>>71957117
i've taken meds that made me get tremors, my muscles felt constantly tensed up, and i was sleeping for 18 hours a day
a bit of mood swings should be manageable

>>71958141
not you

you're cool

>hairlets
lmao laughing my ass out reading this shit

>>71958176
:D

CMON! Where are the Serbs in this picture :D

elo

>>71958346
He under the tracks LOL

>>71958084
>tfw she doesn't actually have a dick
disappointment

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My boy Johnno "with your gf flirtin" Curtin

about to watch blade trinity

>>71958367
rolling

ELLO

>>71958367
fucking gooks

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>Anon, do you really believe that crazy theory that Estonians originate in the Ural mountains?

>>71960295
yes (girl looks asian)

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Tried to get my money back bc my heavybag straight up ripped in half. They told me to bring it to Tallinn. I live 200km from Tallinn. Then they told me to use a courier service. It costs 20+ euros for a package this heavy. They haven't replied to me ever since.

Do yourself a favour, fellow estfags, never buy from Budopunkt.ee

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Me

>>71960526

jonas?

>trying to play neverwinter nights
>having fun
>crashes

is this gods way of telling me to smoke some more bongs then go to bed for work tomorrow?

So I just had a long conversation with my friend who told me he used to have sex with his mother.

>>71960763
is she cute?

>>71955082
ducray anaphase works for me desu

sounds like u might b more srs tho depends how bad they r

my hair literally growin back but i do stupid things and inhibit it honestly. but its still comin in just slower than it would be if i wasnt stupid

>>71960763
greentext now

>>71960763
I though that only happened in Russia

>>71960787
>>71960810
>>71960814
I'll write it down and then post it here in a bit

>>71960763
what the fuck

>>71960763
hot
unless she's fat or ugly

>its that Estonian who makes up stories
Ahh yes

>>71960990
/r/nothingeverhappens

>Okay, so my friend is 22, his mom is 45. Only child.
>His father used to be a sailor for a very long time, would often have to leave for at least a month if not longer. His mother I think still works as a nurse.
>Because his dad was away most of the time, my friend and his mom would grow quite close. She would do all the dad things like take him to soccer practises and watch his games etc. She was like a mom and a dad.
>Basically his parents slowly started to grow apart and eventhough his mom pleaded his dad to leave the job he would and so when my friend was about 12 their marriage began to fall. They had an on/off thing for a few years but eventually they divorced and his dad soon left for work in finland.
>My friend and his mom would still do things together like they used to and they lived okay, but they had to move to a small apartment because his mom couldn't pay for a bigger apartment.
>So they had to share a room and he was like 14 when this happened
>He would have small things like get caught fapping by his mom and stuff like that and his mom was very okay with him and my friend told me it pretty much became like he was fapping in one corner of the apartment and his mother would be in the opposite watching tv or something like that
>This went on for about a few months until my friend started seeing his mom masturbate from time to time.
>Apparently she explained that she had sexual needs as well but didn't and really couldn't bring a boyfriend to their place since they lived in a one room apartment.

This is where it gets interesting

Cont.

>being a naive fucks
Ahh so this is the power of /balt/..

>when you live in the basement and make up stories to share with your 4chan frends

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How are you doing lads?

>>71961185
This is most likely fiction but hot af

>>71961325
Bad, no thanks

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>>71961141
I am the one in control, if I haven't made it happen, it didn't happen.

>Over time it gets natural and my friend explained that they would at times masturbate at the same time, but never like full nude and moaning and shit, more like under the blanket and heavy breathing
>One day my friend had gotten home earlier from school, he was 16 at the time and figured he would have a quick fap when he got home
>He got into the house, heard his mother had just gotten under the shower and decided perfect time for a quick fap
>He began faping but his mother finished in the shower faster than usual and he didn't want to stop so he was just furiously jerking when his mother came from the bathroom to their room and apparently was caught a bit off guard but didn't mind
>My friend said that day he noticed how his mother was really watching him masturbate when she would usually just give a quick glance, but now it was more like focused staring
>anyway after he had finished and taken a shower to clean up his mom was in the kitchen making some afternoon snack or some shit and said he wanted to talk to him about something
>Basically proposed to my friend that he and his mom should help each other, saying it would form a closer bond between them, would make them more comfortable and help each other sexually, but only when they both felt ready
>my friend said he was initally really turned off by that since his mother wasn't very sexual but over few weeks he came to like the idea
>one day he brought it all up to his mom and they decided to help each other
>and at first it was quite harmless, she would stroke him and occasionally give him a titjob and he would finger her
>and that went on for about a year until it grew into serious fucking
>and then from the time he was 17 until he was 20 they were basically mom and son with benefits
>the whole thing stopped when he went to the army and after the army went to uni and found a girlfriend

>the last time they had sex was bit less than 2 years ago and they really haven't done anything other than gone to the sauna naked together and had a quick handjob/fingering
>he told me all of this today since he is frustrated with the sexlife with his current gf
>he likes the girl a lot but he finds the sex very frustrating and talked to me about this since he thinks he is beginning to develop strong intimate feelings towards her mother, especially now that she has been dating a guy for the past few months

that's all; questions?

>>71961500
Yep this is fake

>>71961534
>Questions

How long did it take for you to come up with this fan fiction

>things that never happened

If you think the story is fake then that's likely because I skipped some parts where he explained in more detail, if you have any questions I can try to answer them

If you still think this is fake then that's okay, I really don't care, I needed to type this because I am feeling very weirded by this and don't really understand my friends viewpoint so far and I'm trying to understand what would you make of this regadless if you believe it or not

>>71961447
What happened mate?

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>>71961325
Good.
How are you?

>he keeps lying

>>71961666
One thing that makes it obviously fake is that no one would ever tell a living soul about it if they had sex with their mother

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>>71961691
Doing okay

>>71958719
that was pretty bad

>>71958719
>>71961904
thanks

>>71961904
Yeah it's been a while but I remember not enjoying it, what was your favourite one ?

>>71961953
your whale cum

>>71961966
first one probably
it aged pretty well and it had the best soundtrack

second one was alright, not too bad

third one was not so good
ryan reynolds made me cringe more than laugh
the acting in general was pretty bad, though it wasn't very good in all of them
they did improve on the fight choreography though and the last 30 minutes of the film were alright

oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

so i visited /balk/ to get some advice on purchasin somethin online from one of multiple countries from their region.

what a fuckin shitshow. makes me glad to be australian so i can call this thread home

ded thred

>>71963252
is she "underage"?

Alright faggots, can someone explain me who the fuck is Jaap van Ark and why is the person the president of republic Užupis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U%C5%BEupis

ello bleizrs

rip baltausnz

*does a post so good balt comes back to life*

>>71965731
ejaculated after seeing this great post

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Armbands look cool like the ones nazis had
They should make one with Vytis desu

daily reminder ani*e is for retarded losers

>>71965785
but didn't you hate nazis and their aesthetics?

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Business idea:
Recreate Reich in the Baltic states, but with anime girls

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>>71965862
Armbands are not only nazi thing and I have never said that

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Hello hello lads, how was your day and what is going on?

>>71966236
alright, thanks

>>71966320
i am making jambalaya

>>71966397
Seems too fancy for me. I like just potato and fish.

>>71966419
it's just rice and sausage. and it comes in a box.

>that one Lithuanian in /balt/ who works for VSD and is constantly trying to get incriminating stuff on me that could get me in jail
Won't work, you're just waiting your budget

>>71966679
uhh you seem to have forgotten to take your medication today

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Explain me this.

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>>71966855
Opportunity once in a life time. Don't waste it

>bruh 20hours ago i like natsoc
>now i like anarchtribalism

What the fuck?

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>tfw when you see another anon with C_Data_Users_DefApps_App

>>71967169
>cool ranch
spicy nacho is better

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>natsoc
>anarchtribalism
Sounds like names for gay clubs

>>71967272
agree

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Time to post this again

>>71967460
hey that's my hand

Post some good songs to listen to before killing oneself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn3wJ1_1Zsg

>>71958367
roll

>>71968044
is it male of female?

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>I here by confirm that to my best knowledge the money held on this account is of legal origin
>NervousFrog.jpeg

Wew lad

>>71968175
I think the afro guy is female. That other girl is hot though

>>71968044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8

>>71941714
Can someone put the american flag where the russian flag is ,and a swedish flag where the american one is currently?

>>71968220
holy shit it actually is female

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>>71968178
How can I explain to the IRS that the G's I got from slinging dope are from legal transactions?

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Made Tinginys desert btw

going to take a shit soon
farts smell nice

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Ok I am back again.

Farts do not smell nice

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>>71969228
STOP

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>>71969343
Where were you?

>>71969489
outside

hello friends

what countries does balt cover?

>>71969681
Australia and NZ

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>>71969528

More specific. What were you doing outside

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How about that...

>>71969716
but whats with all the literal whos of Europe?

>>71969877
bit rude

>>71969792
gym

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>>71969877

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>>71969831
>All that foreskin

>>71969831
TINY

>>71969831
what's wrong with this sausage

>>71970357
Overcooked

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>>71970038
>paying Jews to workout

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"oh, look ,sis, this is benis of artusis".
*gigles*
"wew, so big..."

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>tfw no nerdy bf

>>71967460
I want to get touched by this hand :3

pidorashka get out

>>71970457
>>>/pol/115510735
Looks like the chosen people have a new thing in their crosshair.

>>71961500
>>71961534
my nipples got hard

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>>71970724

>>71970862
delet it

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What went wrong

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>so much effort
>yet no You's
sad, might leave for now.