/vocaroo/ thread

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GjtE3EMkfr

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xn2duXsWv7

>>71939542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KufhnQDD0P

>>71939532
which middle eastern language is this?

>>71939542
>>71939298
>>71939731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxRSU4n3SV

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>>71939782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qai41ZsPwg

/int/ or /autism/ the border is thin

>>71939873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C3quDeFS5U

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0idn0iSGzOA

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>>71939933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HmTkCcuBnX

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>>71939800
>>71939844
>>71939915
*momma, i'm frightened*

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>>71940122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oJpso4gmek

>>71939933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZREmXgURc
allahu akhbar

>>71940262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lTO1tP7qDJ

>>71939298
English: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f6wC4k7Fla
French: http://vocaroo.com/i/s103p1tkbTU3

requesting english, french, spanish and nip (in romaji)

>>71940195
are you a kebab?

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>>71940326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CTArBduAnD

>>71940396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gxx4sUOu5W

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>>71940523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CbYv3kWapo

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>>71940316
>tfw only non-shitposter itt

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16YVSp8txHd
Both French and English
Vive la France !

>As a request
C'est un endroit qui ressemble à la Louisiane
À l'Italie
Il y a du linge étendu sur la terrasse
Et c'est joli
On dirait le Sud
Le temps dure longtemps
Et la vie sûrement
Plus d'un million d'années
Et toujours en été
Il y a plein d'enfants qui se roulent sur la pelouse
Il y a plein de chiens
Il y a même un chat, une tortue, des poissons rouges
Il ne manque rien

>>71940685
>>71940662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nH1WaMsTiA

>>71940316
Tu sonnes vraiment québécois.
Ce qui n'est pas vraiment une critique en soi.

>>71939532
>>71939542
>>71939731
>>71939782
>>71939800
>>71939844
>>71939915
>>71939933
>>71940002
>>71940195
>>71940262
>>71940306
>>71940316
>>71940396
>>71940523
>>71940598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzFWbljzYo

>>71940740
Huh Really Made Me Think A Thought Or Two

>>71940598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CbYv3kWapo

>>71940685
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16YVSp8txHd
noice

8.5/10, i can hear you have trouble with the H sounds. and it seems like you also have an H sound on some words that begin with O? other than that it was all okay. very classic french accent, jacques-claude

http://vocaroo.com/

>>71940740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQ7BGHrlpv

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>>71940792
>>71940815
>>71940829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BUqegaHLUd

>>71940867
:DD dank you suombi:DD

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t0dJIIJQIX

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cd1sfjNSyp

Don't know, how coherent my speech is though and how my accent sounds from an observer's point of view.

>>71940685
voila
>>71940741
je suis anglophone


requestan

>>71940598
rate my aauslander deutsch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q0y2cT1hCf

>>71940921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12crUF7RMnx

>>71940792
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzFWbljzYo

VERY good post

>>71940740
Fuck you weeb. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tzefkzz5eO

>>71941006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00VkiovVkVk

>>71940921
>muslim
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>71940934
Your voice sounded kinda like a person in a documentary for most of it, especially in the beginning.

The only obvious mistake was "vast" which you pronounced more like "wast".

>>71941001
>>71941042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dkihPFAFhO

>>71940934
you sound like varg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTASpnicZ2

think I have severe, debilitating autism

>>71940865
Yeah I do, but I still just like to call it "le french accent" so I can be original and stuff. In fact I just think I don't practice as much as I'd like.
>>71941000
Yeah you don't sound like a native, but it's obvious you learned french from a Quebecois.

>>71941060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bZCZxPlGfx

>>71941109
do a bayrisch accent

>>71941000
>>71940685
merde http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lAvsrrWJpI

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U2kZlt1W1g

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>>71941042
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tzefkzz5eO
>Pas d'accent antillais
Déçu pêh

>>71941178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wxecpoaCzl

>>71941044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GZ9fqY7bMi

>>71940934
best so far, imo.

the way you said "common" was a little odd. you used a hard O for the beginning. it should be like the vowel in "cop"

otherwise it was almost native-tier

>>71939298
Ok, I did it. I know that we the spaniards suck at languages, so give a fucking breath.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uc40KrOYO8

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kvXDFJNOIv
One fool lived in a remote village. Once he was invited by the friend to the city to treat a variety of dishes - sweet and salty. He asks his friend: "Why it's so delicious?". "Mostly because of the salt" - replied his friend. "Then i'll it salt!" - Fool joyfully exclaims, took a lot of salt and started to eat it. People around were laughed a lot when saw his pale face.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZjEPGPiPxd

>>71941204
wew
barely understood anything

>>71941175
you sound like one of those sketchy pirate type characters you'd find in new england taverns circa 1775

Hace exactamente 498 años el 18 de febrero de 1519 Hernán CORTÉS hijo predilecto de MEDELLÍN y crisol de la virtud EXTREMEÑA partió con su flota de 11 barcos y teniendo por única arma SU PROPIA POLLA conquistó a los indios CANÍBALES COMEPERROS y SALTAMUROS conocidos hoy en día, dios me perdone, como MEJICANOS. El EXTREMEÑO y el MEJICANO son polos opuestos, pues el EXTREMEÑO es hombre de HONOR y PROBIDAD FRANCO y SACRIFICADO lo que le llevó a abandonar sus HERMOSAS DEHESAS y conquistar todo un HEMISFERIO

>>71941304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GfZU1e2WEq

>>71941042

très agréable

>>71941317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w72UPRW0kw

>>71941188
It really is not that bad, some rough corners but otherwise pretty good.

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>>71941178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPN4JlRf8s

>>71941272
>so give a fucking breath
*break

it's interesting. i can hear your hispanic accent at times, but you also have such a nasally voice i'd think you were from ohio

9/10 tho, nothing terrible

>>71941338
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GfZU1e2WEq
Hahahahahaha holy fuck did he really said that?

>>71941338
>ich
nice
i hate when people say ISCH
i always thought only turks speak like that
until i heard , i believe sachsen anhalt people use and say isch , and make the khr sound (like "collecting all ur saliva to spit" sound)

>>71941445
ohhh i think i get it now. you're doing a jason statham impression

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>>71941300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t8KsZYMZKU

>>71941324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LYcDAEHhIP

>>71941300
(in brittish 4u) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcyoVLfGYI

>>71941497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zqsiqwZWAP

>>71941508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hUI5ABWhCq

>>71941547
I'm not doing an impersonation;-;

>>71941482
this is what i heard literally
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WvUFEroefY

>>71941482
dem bayerischen Heere zum Ruhme

>>71941568
Stop proxy fagging

>>71941584
oh shit are you jason statham???

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NFsbYIpO6K
Rate

Requesting portuguese

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>>71940662

beep beep. Non-shitpost coming thru.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sZP8QGl70O

>>71941291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ajUDawH3Uh
>>71941324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18O7zerMLGV
>>71941451
thanks

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>>71941324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rBEUNXc2bf
t.haven't spoken for 10 years and was bad at it

>>71941591
>Des mochad i fia di scho gonz geara oba i woaß ned wie des geht
Well, you recognized the last part correctly :^)
Disclaimer: I'm not Bavarian, just tried imitating it

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RYGKaYegaB
here
i like my slav accent way more

>>71941300
>>71941568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhNwElfv7f

>>71941291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19cgpS9SOy8

>>71941563
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LYcDAEHhIP
nice, almost didnt notice the anglo accent
you used the italian pronunciation for the C in "Hace" tho as if it were "Hache"
>>71941291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFWrfILF9e
im sorry

>>71941634
suce mon coq dude!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mPq5dtIU3g
>>71941782
gay. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WsjIBuQBK4

>>71941756
>Des mochad i fia di scho gonz geara oba
sweet mary und jospeh
i still have no idea how to read that or what it means
its like a totally different language

british english:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mhvRjOtIrK
american english:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YA7EJEuFWA
french:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1phMx1Y7zoo

rate my shitty accents, pls

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>>71941722
>>71941798
>>71941810
It was just a translate for that story.

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>>71941631
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17FKaKb8n1I

>>71941674
classic hispanic accent, but very understandable. i noticed when you said "her" it sounded like "here", and the way you said "industrial" was odd. the emphasis should be on the second syllable in this word, but it sounded like you emphasised the third.

>>71941772
very good, stanislav.

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>>71940685
c'est pas vrai je l'ai pas sauvegardé

>>71941861
>Das würde ich für dich schon ganz gerne machen
Bavarian has some Konjunktiv forms that don't exist in standard German

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>>71941957
Tu ne devrais pas faire ça, pour ton bien.

>>71941961
ah, I forgot: oba = aber

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>>71941140
>oh fuck's sake
Pretty good until the end.

>>71941882
3/10 need work, have a correction. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sC6TN3Z3O8

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>>71941291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rgxUynsTmN
I tried ;_;

>>71941140
are you the one that made this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>71941941
i think knowing german helped a bit with the
accent, spasibo John
>>71941961
i would cry if i had to speak to someone from the baerisch region

>>71941722
i wouldnt have a word what you were saying if i didnt know the text to be completely honest. the anglo accent is T H I C C
>>71941733
skipping some letters but the pronuncation is good

>>71941324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z67Kk1uAfT

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M4uNyHy0Po

>>71942009
je sais..

>>71942071
Merci Beaucoup, mon ami!

>>71941882
>american english:
still sounds pretty south-of-the-bordery

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IGAuf5cCty

Valve has unveiled the eight teams invited for the Kiev Major, while the final eight teams will be determined through respective regional qualifiers. While it’s unclear how Valve determines what teams get invited—there are no guidelines, rankings, or any form of public communication—we can look at the trends of past events to suss out the company’s thought process.

>>71942134
would deport/10

>>71942092
no

>>71942146
I'll work on it, thank you

>>71942099
>i would cry if i had to speak to someone from the baerisch region
as would most other germans, too. that's no problem, noone can expect you to understand dialect.

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>>71941882
Your french sounds a bit rough, Brésilfrère. Out of context it might be hard to listen to you but it's still commendable.
>>71942134
Yeah you know, us French love to not pronounce letters.
>>71942135
Ce n'est pas sain...

>>71941798
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19cgpS9SOy8
you sound like the old cassete tapes i learned english from
nice accent, can you read the same with a russian accent

>>71942224
Why do Germans fear the Bavarian?

>>71942206
it's understandable (albeit a bit fast at times) i think that's an important factor, americans talk slower than most countries.

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Please say the following:

rubber baby buggy bumpers
rubber baby buggy bumpers
she sells seashells by the seashore
she sells seashells by the seashore
I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4HgB1guwg

Music artists put a lot of focus into refining their craft and perfecting their songs. That's great, but if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make sound? If a band puts a great song online, but nobody listens to it, does that song exist? Let's figure that out!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PieoI4W3Za

>>71942159
You sound unfit to be russian, what is with this pronunciation ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XbkErTCNa0
Bet you're some spy or something. listen to how to be patriotic !

>>71942236
c'est pas de ma faute !

>>71942285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PqXUlLK6yQ

>>71942285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QXG5O3VERC

>>71942366
I don't know why the quality keeps fucking up.

>>71942285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oaoxlX0dPx
had a nice laugh tbqh

>>71941893
Really? I thought that's how industrial was supposed to be pronounced, I have to work on it, thanks!

>>71942206
Gib portuguese plox

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>>71942366
>fuck you

>>71942236
Je sais, j'essaie et essaie mais je ne peux pas reproduire la douceur de la langue française. Je dois practiquer beaucoup plus

>>71942252
As a rule of thumb, the further south you go in German speaking lands, the more people will use the dialects. And a serious dialect (a lot of people speak standard German with some local admixtures and call it a dialect) is almost always hard to understand for other Germans.

Dialects around Thüringen/Sachsen tend to be a tad "tamer" due to the rather heavy influence that they had on standard German. North German dialects are considered a language in their own right (Low German) but people don't really use it.

In Germany, it's Bayern and Baden-Württemberg who use their dialects most avidly.

>>71942310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dpbRqQEZAY

>>71942301
The way you said "nobody" was classic Soviet. It needs to be a O in the first syllable, "No."
Otherwise it was all very good.

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>>71942285
English pronounciation is hard.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ww3qlVIlUq
>>71942433
En effet, tu t'amélioreras. Garde la foi.
>>71942351
Je me doute,j'aimerai qu'il en soit autrement.

>>71942510
>It needs to be a O in the first syllable
meant to say, "It needs to be a hard O"
my bad

>>71942301
see my correct: >>71942557

>>71942342
I am Russian, albeit a bit autistic.

You have a heavy French accent, especially with r's and -tion's.

I can speak either the way I did, which I am accustomed to or I can be authentic like this: http://vocaroo.com/i/s16xpVT4bLi3

>>71942503
Shut up white boi! You fear us because we have the bbc=big bavarian cock.

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>>71942510
I wish I had a better microphone so I could record my guitar too.
It was beautiful Burger-kun, thank you!

I can try to read texts with spanish pronunciation rules if that amuses you (IE, vowels always sound the same)
>>71942301
trying to play around with this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F11o7GsGcO

>>71942546
>English pronounciation is hard.

3 Michelin stars/10

>>71942546
c'est de la torture anon, aide moi.

>>71942590
>It was beautiful Burger-kun, thank you!

what? aren't you Ano? damn, i swear all Finns sound the same.

>>71942503
>Baden-Württemberg
i grew up there till my 5th year
i thought people spoke normal there
hochdeutsch

>>71942585
boah geil i gfrei mi scho

>tfw you realise you forgot to put your tripcode back on

>>71942636
Sorry, I don't know who Ano is.
I've never posted here before.

>>71942664
oh my bad. your voice sounds exactly like another Finn who posts here named Ano. he's the one that recorded that, which is why I posted it cause I thought you were him.

>>71942648
Should go listen to my landlord then :D
Where have you grown up? It probably depends a bit on the place

>>71942274
I'll slow it down, thanks a lot
>>71942422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nKSE4N27Ee

>>71942243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHq6fRnOHs

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kkE2GWRNl
honhonhon

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>>71942285
>>71942366
>>71942384
>>71942417
>>71942546
tyty,

I suppose it's only fair I do it too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AP243kTuAV

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>>71942582
This is better, tovarich. Keep fighting against American imperialism by speaking a poor english !
>>71942606
Is that sarcasm ? Like 3 out of 10 ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rfKQ4HlDa2
I tried again.
>>71942620
L'aide que je pourrais t'apporter n'est sûrement pas celle que tu aimerais...

>>71942822

no no, it wasn't sarcasm. i meant it was very very french. so like, you would be 3 michelin stars because you are so french.

>>71942762
Pforzheim
20 years ago, i dont use german anymore at all
nor have i watched german tv in ages and i forgot a lot of stuff
still understand like 99% of what people say, but its way harder to talk back
i like to think my accent is still nice

>>71942546
merci beaucoup

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>>71940792
Oh god my sides.

>>71942822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vTBnMrb06c

>>71942880
Oh it's alright then. I don't mind my french accent. I'm used to be "the guy that's way too much French for comfort" when in a group of international people
>>71942902
Tu le mérites !

>>71942822
>i love you anon
mon coeur.
>L'aide que je pourrais t'apporter n'est sûrement pas celle que tu aimerais...
détails ?

>>71942785
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHq6fRnOHs
i like the russian accent way more heh
also russian language either sounds based when man are speaking
or cute when girls are speaking
nice language

>>71939298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S8Fnm6H65E
Pédale.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dpbRqQEZAY
Sorry, for the poor quality.
I'm poor.

>>71942929
>"the guy that's way too much French for comfort"
topkek

>>71942966
Very good, but a little less stuffiness next time.

>>71942890
Well, that explains where you learnt this accent >>71941001. If you go to villages in southern BW (especially the more "mountaineous" parts), you will find a lot of people speaking dialect, but I've never really been to the area around Pforzheim for a longer time.

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>>71942922
Much better, Death to Amerika
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dEgBFjLkya
>>71942936
Tu ne veux plus de la mienne, mais l'affrection est la seule chose que je pourrai offrir.

>>71942991
C'mon say some retarded shit, I want to hear some spurdo-tier stuff, Pekka I belive in you.

it seems that "industrial" is a difficult word for many non-anglos

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>>71943084
bonne nuit anon..

>>71943082
Write something in German for us to try.

finnish to try for anybody interested:

Harrastaako siskosi anaalia.
Harrastatko sinä anaalia, Helmi?
Antakoo siskosi persettä.
Annatko poikapimppaa, vitun hurri?
Annatko siskosi kusta naamalleni?
Annatko mummisi kakata kasvoilleni?
Annatko aussi serkkusi kusta naamalleni?
Aluan nussia serkkuani.
Sinä haiset kissan paskalle.
VITUN HUORA. TOI OLI SUN VIIMENEN VIRHE.

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>>71942991
Could you act pic related please ?
>>71943150
Bonne nuit, je te ferai une place dans mes rêves rien que pour toi cette nuit.

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>>71943086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1azlhb93Bfy

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>>71943251
instant classic, Finland!

>>71942285
I gave it a try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V2oI0DhRet

>>71943251
I will fucking exterminate you if you talk shit about éire again.

/int/, did I do the impossible? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QhlqsT4QEQ

>>71943175
Der Rache Werk sei nun beschworen
Aus meines Busens wilder Nacht
Die ihr in süßem Schlaf verloren
Wisst, dass für euch das Unheil wacht

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>>71943251
Preddy gud Pekka, thanks.

>>71943316

voc this please, with a lot of emotion. I NEED this for my vocaroo repost folder.

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>>71943248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00IfbWCtkQO

>>71943353
Oh fug, forgot that last tiny bit.

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>>71943251
Brillant, Finland

>>71943082
haha that vocaroo was a attempt at a joke
i think my accent is mostly based of watching tv
maybe i had an accent when i was 5 , but that was 20 years ago and im pretty sure i lost it long time ago
give me something of the internet to read
and ill do my best

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>>71943353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pgrmvcfg9W
I tried my hand at it but my only knowledge of finnish comes from the dudesons
Sounds fucking great btw. Thanks
>>71943317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yaJIac2UJ1
t. learning german on duoling for 3 weeks

>>71943317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s026SYTVhHUl

>>71943317
I don't know German at all, so I'll just try to speak whateverthefuck it's going to be.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pv5sRigODy

Have fun. Bet it's like mentally handicapped trying to communicate.

>>71943317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XDvOR9IRV7

>>71943082
nvm ill do this >>71943317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nig0MhFRTp

>>71943350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YPU6zQlwO7

>>71943317
I sent a vocaroo to my german friend and he laughed in my face ;___;
German bully

>>71943553
thanks. at first i was afraid you were building up all those ffffffffffffffffff's to say ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck of yank.

thanks for doing me a thing

>>71943317
>squirrel
>through
it's only fun when you can't pronounce it ;_;

>>71943553
damn it ireland, i didn't have enough time to save it because i typed my reply first.

>>71943658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hNHpH85HD7

>>71943504
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XDvOR9IRV7
Lmao its funny everytime i hear an vocaroo from an irish man trying to talk german, its sounds like he is talking in middle high german.

>>71943353
One of the most noticeable acoustic features of Finnish (for me at least) are definitely the long consonants. It just gives the language such a weird rhythm (not in a bad way, though).

>>71943480
Not bad. Note, that there is no dark 'l' in German (the 'l' in "wild" is exactly the same as in English "like". The 'ch' in "wacht" was pretty good, the other ones didn't come out quite as good tbf. Maybe the 'o' in "verloren" and "beschworen" should be a tad longer.

>>71943504
Not too bad either, but not quite as good as the Ami. Can't really put my finger on it, but your accent is just a bit stronger. You pronounced "Busens" as "Büsens" and "für" as "fur". I think you know about the 'ch' yourself.

>>71943482
>I don't know German at all
Don't believe you. You pronounced "dass" with a long 'a' and "Busens" as "Büsens", otherwise not bad.

>>71943419
Well, now I know where the French got the idea of German being a language for commanding dogs :D

>>71943505
Pretty much perfect

>>71943645
I needed like 5 takes for it though

>>71943743
what the fuck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b7qVcInhtZ

Чтo ж? y кoгo cecтpa, плeмянницa ecть, дoчь;
B Mocквe вeдь нeт нeвecтaм пepeвoдa;
Чeгo? плoдятcя гoд oт гoдa;
A бaтюшкa, пpизнaйтecь, чтo eдвa
Гдe cыщeтcя cтoлицa, кaк Mocквa.

Shto zh? u kogo sestra, plemyannitsa est', doch;
V Moskve ved' net nevestam perevoda;
Chevo? plodyatsa god ot goda;
A batyushka, piznaytes', shto edva
Gde syschetsya stolitsa kak Moskva.

Russian, out of a classic prose-like poem.

>>71943766
;_; what does this mean

>>71943785
I honestly can't tell the difference between u and ü, I know it in theory but I just cant seem to put in into practice.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b90yfZ3VbN

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>>71943785
>Well, now I know where the French got the idea of German being a language for commanding dogs :D
I know ! It just seems you have to chop up the words and say them like you're barking order coming from french, so many weird sounds.

>>71943840
your language is a tongue twister
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ktYbCoTSsk

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>>71943938
>french are the most powerful people in the world
hmmmm

>>71939298
>>71939298
>>71939298
new>>>>>>

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>>71943986
>American

>>71943843
>I honestly can't tell the difference between u and ü
Yeah, listening to your Vocaroo again, your 'ü' is also very close to the 'u'. If pronounced correctly, they're pretty easy to distinguish imo. I don't really know how to explain it further, have a further recording if that helps http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X5vXjBlCc9

>>71943938
>It just seems you have to chop up the words and say them like you're barking
Well, you definitely considered that guideline

alri lads ahaa

>>71943962
Not bad for a foreigner desu.
This isn't an easy text either, as I've said, it's a piece of a really long Griboedov poem: "Gore ot uma" ("Woe from wit").

>>71943986
stfu dude

calling my mother

wait this isn't the new /brit/

fuck's sake

>>71944096
I wish I was more fluid but I guess that'll come with time.
Soon I'll have a german partner to practice german pronunciation more seriously. It'll help me a lot. It'd be best if I could go to germany but eeeeh, there are no equivalents to Bayonne until October.

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>>71944138
>>71944272

>>71944123
Here's an Gaelic poem. It's a Scottish one, called The White Swan. It's about a soldier in the first world war.

Gur duilich leam mar tha mi
Is mo chridhe in sás aig brón
Bhon an uair a dh'fhág mi
Beanntan árd a cheó
Gleanntannan a mhánrain
Nan loch, nam bágh is nan sróm
Is an eala bhán tha támh ann
Gach latha air im bheil mi in tóir.

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>>71944416
>Gaelic
shan't

>>71944416
>example
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWfsxkUL1w

>>71944466
No heritage allowed.

>>71944416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nVGU2QmTpZ
The apologies are at then end

>>71944483
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWfsxkUL1w
your voice sound so soothing

>>71944550
somehow your phone autocorrected 'gaaaaaaaaaay' to 'soothing'

you should fix that

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eK1grsuFRY

>>71944539
kek that was an intense French accent. It wasn't that bad for your first go, really. Irish/Scottish can be tricky, consonants can change sounds or go silent if there's a h after them.

Like dh'fhag becomes "dog"

>>71944633
Yeah I just have no idea how to pronounced that. I still have troubles talking english so any form of Gaelic ?

>>71943840
Have fun with me butchering your language http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YlMfIpchAr
>tfw shitty German Internet took like 20min to upload this

>>71944597
haha zvucis ko Vojko iz djecaka

>>71944696
>I still have troubles talking english so any form of Gaelic ?
Irish/Scottish are completely different to English. We just copied their alphabet because they couldn't make seimhius on the printing press.

There's some missing vowels from Seanċlos since they don't work on computer but it'd look something more like

Guɼ duiliċ leam mar ṫa mi
'ɼ mo ċɼiḋe in ɼáɼ aig brón
Ḃon an uaiɼ a ḋ'ḟág mi
Beanntan áɼd a ċeó
Gleanntannan a ṁánɼain
Nan loċ, nam báġ aguɼ nan ɼɼóm
Aguɼ an eala ḃán ṫa táṁ ann
Gaċ laṫa aiɼ im ḃeil mi in tóiɼ.

>>71944794
Rrrrrotkvica

>>71944825
post slav

>>71944871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xgu4EykWQV

>>71945001
No you cheeky fuck I meant write it out

>>71944825
sam sto nisi dalmos heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8cFqJW9U24

>>71945015
Ponedeljak... 1 sat ujutro... Sjedim u svojoj sobi osvjetljenoj jednom stolnom lampom i razmišljam o slučaju kojeg ne mogu rješiti već 2 tjedna. I naravno pijem Holšten pivo i pušim Camel cigarete.
Jadna žena, ubijena, rasječena napola, ostavljena u nekoj tvornici na periferiji grada. Bez igdje ikoga. Ne znamo jel imala obitelji, djece...
Ah.
Život je patnja.

Monday, 1 am. I am sitting in my room lit by a single table lamp, thinking about a case I have been solving for the past two weeks. And of course, drinking Holsten beer and smoking Camel cigarettes. Poor woman, cut in half, dumped in some factory at the periphery of the city. We don't even know if she had family, kids...
Ah...
Life is suffering.

lol

A dual recording.

Two same things said in Russian (1) and Ukrainian (2).

(1) Cтaтья 27
1) Кaждый чeлoвeк имeeт пpaвo cвoбoднo yчacтвoвaть в кyльтypнoй жизни oбщecтвa, нacлaждaтьcя иcкyccтвoм, yчacтвoвaть в нayчнoм пpoгpecce и пoльзoвaтьcя eгo блaгaми.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VrGjhrR5Tb

(2) Cтaття 27.
1) Кoжнa людинa мaє пpaвo вiльнo бpaти yчacть y кyльтypнoмy життi cycпiльcтвa, втiшaтиcя миcтeцтвoм, бpaти yчacть y нayкoвoмy пpoгpeci i кopиcтyвaтиcя йoгo блaгaми.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iny7E8WSHx

>>71945165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03aQxO2jVpc

feeling a bit too big for my boots lads haha

>>71945236
Hahaha, not bad actually. The "lj" and "nj" sounds are always difficult for foreigners

>>71945241
Have ye any Irish?

>>71945312
The clusters are pretty confusing but south Slav languages seem to be the easiest to read for some reason

>>71945236
really good
i expected way worse desu

>>71945165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pmlX0o75Da
I don't know your language, but it sounds and reads very familiar.

>>71945449
It sounds like russian to me kek, I like your reading, it's very expressive

>>71945165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V9vqz0jgae

In Russian it would've been like that.

>Clancy Of The Overflow

I had written him a letter which I had, for want of better
Knowledge, sent to where I met him down the Lachlan, years ago,
He was shearing when I knew him, so I sent the letter to him,
Just `on spec', addressed as follows, `Clancy, of The Overflow'.

And an answer came directed in a writing unexpected,
(And I think the same was written with a thumb-nail dipped in tar)
'Twas his shearing mate who wrote it, and verbatim I will quote it:
`Clancy's gone to Queensland droving, and we don't know where he are.'

>>71943317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zg6i6hzoQc

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Nice to see a bustling thread after the long absence.

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>>71946616

fuck off you filthy petrol huffing bogan shame-runt

>>71947006
what

SHAME

>>71947006
>implying there's anything wrong with huffing
SHAME

>>71946616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j6qlWHysQ7

>>71943840
I don't know shit about russian but I'm drunk enough to do it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwXSGUtoWe

Deliziosa creatura, vuoi le mie mutande sporche, le mie vecchie mutande? Sai che ciò è di una raffinatezza impareggiabile? Vedi come sono sensibile al valore delle cose? Ascolta, angelo mio, io ho il più gran desiderio del mondo di contentarti in questo poiché sai che rispetto i gusti. I capricci, per barocchi che essi siano, li trovo tutti rispettabili. Sia perché non ne siamo arbitri, sia perché anche il più singolare e il più bizzarro — a ben analizzarlo — risale sempre a un principe de délicatesse... e sì, vecchi rottinculo: esprit de délicatesse!

>>71949406

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WGXcjxSz5B

>>71941324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18bZf1clS7Q

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>>71942285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ab0Nf07jRl

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>>71944483
>>example
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nWfsxkUL1w
Is this what Great Old Ones sound like?

>>71948554
Kek where did you find that?

>>71942159
www

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>>71948554
>>71955653
Disclaimer. I do not speak Italian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FBfglPSDr6
Could I pass as a native ?

>>71948554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QlyKaWQSvD

>>71955932
I can't hear the gestures, 5/10.

>>71955932
Funny try, but "ch" in Italian is pronounced "qu", and "s" between two vowels is a "z".
Double "zz" is like "dzz", have you ever noticed that we say "pidzza" but write it "pizza" ?

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>>71956160
Damn it, I knew I was missing something.

>>71939298
sorry for low quality guy ))
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SZTlepjEaa

>>71956311
what the fuck is happening
sounds like siblings molesting each other
who's the grill

>>71956780

me

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>>71956311
>no allahu ackbar

>>71953008
kek, now do this one

>España es una MIERDA ya que nosotros los CASTELLANOS gente de bien y protectores de la fe CATÓLICA y la pureza de nuestras benditas TIERRAS tenemos que compartir estado con garrapatas ARAGONESAS,JUDEIDIZANTES CATALANES,puercos VALENCIANOS, mofetas BALEARICAS,perras VASCAS Y NAVARRAS,vacas GALLEGAS gitanos MURCIANOS,moros ANDALUCES y traidores LEONESES. Cada día rezo a San Fernando rey cruzado de estas nuestras SANTAS tierras y a DOÑA Isabel de Trastamara para que resurezcan y nos guie a la gente de BIEN, LOS CASTELLANOS, a una nueva época dorada de FE, CULTURA Y PROSPERIDAD COMO ACOSTUMBRABAMOS ANTES DE TENER QUE AGUANTAR A LA CHUSMA DE ESTA ESPAÑA SIN MORAL NI VALORES.

>>71956903
>girl (girl)
what are you doing in this cesspool

>>71948554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jAIQ6zZjkA

requesting arabic