/asean/

>submit homework docx filled with libreoffice drawing
>the cirlces are fucking everywhere upon submission
T-thanks linux

>>71939170
Can I sex tour with your sisters?
Asking for a friend

>>71941154
Did it have to be in DOCX? If not, go with PDF next time.

bangon na

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>>71939170

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G'morning /asean/
Ready to start your day?

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>>71944229
Is she dead? I think she's dead.

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It's okay, we're stalking her imouto now

Wakey wakey wagecucky!

If we're all going to be perfectly honest with each other, Sabah is actually a territory of the Philippine Republic.

>>71944357
The original is still better

>>71945342
I want to marry a [malay]sian girl

Sabah and Sarawak belongs to ______.

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>>71945693
why wait when you can just get on your balangay boat and raid Malaysian shores and plunder their women, food and treasure like what your ancestors did

>>71945961
The Great Britain!

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>>71945961
The White Rajahs

>>71939170
That is one high-quality gook.

MakeFilipinasEspanaAgain

>walk into toilet in room
>realize I haven't flush my shit since morning

I think I'm gonna create a thread about Indonesia haha

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best girl

Lets make this month indon month.

>23 posts
A-Are you okay /asean/?

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Awfully quiet in here

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Eternal reminder that Filipinas es latino

Everyone wagslaving 2bh.

>>71949871
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mid term guise

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I accidentally liked a girl's photo on Instagram that was posted few years ago

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>>71950203
>not using the private "saved" function solely made for creeping

ISHYGDDT

>>71950311
I don't have a comeback for that so this is my reply to you anyway because it is rude for me to receive (You) and not giving one back

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>>71950621
Thanks, here's another one for your collection.

>>71949871
Eternal reminder that Indonesia es kacang

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Dead

>>71952184
Like your dream lmao

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can we post /asean/ memes?

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>>71952755
Sure, but only the recycled ones

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>TIL malaysia has a king
You guys lack freedom.

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>>71953069
>a king

We have 9

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>>71953097
>9 kings

>king
*yang di-pertuan agong

My uni has more Asians than whites
Should I try to bang one?

>>71953190
The hell does that even mean? The datu of datus?

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>>71947603
this

>>71953209
Where the fuck do you think you are anon
Bag yourself a nice slutty hijabi

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>>71953254
Yes.

>>71953097
>9
You forgot the Panji Hitam dari Timur self proclaimed king who dress up like ninjas in front of the palace to claim the throne.

>>71953275
Not many of those types around, mainly Chinese

>>71953275
STAHP!!

>>71953254
The appointed leader of the 9 kings which will be exchange every 5 years.

>>71953209
Just bang the Asians. What are you waiting for.

CMMW or MMCW

>>71953332
>Looked them up
>Now I'm on a watchlist

>>71953374
I'm autistic and not sure if they like white guys

>>71953332
>self proclaimed king
>"king"
>not faking it to earn easy wealth and royalty monies from govies

>>71953097
What do Malaysians think of the Yang di-Pertuan Agong?

>>71953254
"He Who Is Made Lord" or something like that.

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>there are people here who fell for the circumcision jew
what's it like to have sex with a mutilated penis?

>>71953518
We have to stop teaching kids the supot meme first. Kids almost more than ready to get one when the parents suggest it.

>>71953491
>What do Malaysians think of the Yang di-Pertuan Agong?
some are good, some are bad and corrupt. the good ones normally philanthropists, businessman and uses their wealth for charities scholarships yada2. the bad ones are pedos, gays, gamblers basically spoilt children in 50 yr old body

>>71953568
What about the current one?

>>71953518
But it has health benefits.

>>71953439
>autistic
then I can't help you with that.

For starter though, try get into their clique
>study together
>lunch together
>learn their personalities (make a good ol' small note)
>test the water and read the situation. e.g she's stuck with an assignment and can't find a way out, you'll become the helping hand
>make light sex jokes that's not so obvious. Note the reaction.
>if she seems can handle it, take your game a step further
>fugg her. :DDDDDDDD
>happy ending

>>71953590
idk 2bh, to me theyre just monarch they are not given full responsibilty to actually lead a country or create policies like Prime ministers do. they have influence but limited

>>71953518
my penis actually looks good thanks to circumcision, it doesn't look like a sausage in a sock

Great another Flip hate thread

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>>71953518
its like sex without condoms where there are more feels of pleasure as i thrusts repeatedly. when i put the rubber on and off the difference is the feeling is a lot less when you put it on. literally nothing is wrong with circumcision.

Guys you know that emply lot beside araneta center/lrt 2

Its actually full of water and they drained it. Not as deep as the one on Ortigas

>>71953680
Dont erp with me ever again

>>71953863
Skin can be pulled down

>>71939170
>meme(nose)
what did he mean by this

>>71953717
Jokes on you, we have traditional 'Urut Batin' to work out and enlarge the male genitalia

>>71953717
Not bad, guess I am german

>>71954559
fucking nazi chink no wonder your buddha symbol is nazi

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>>71954164
>tfw /asean/ will never see pic of memenose jerking off her bf because I got banned last time I posted it

>>71953996
What's the deal with the one beside POEA?
Looks like a toxic dump of Manila everytime my MRT passes thru it.

>>71954729
>POEA
there's nothing there but a hole

>>71954599
Nazi ist sehr gut. 88

>>71954705
imgur link please?

>>71953775
The damage control for the senate hearing must be over
they will pour in now

>>71954599
Why are you so rude?

why the phillippines are so poor?

>>71954820
Tagalogs are the poor ones

>>71953996
>>71954729
Its the gate of hell

No surprise since manila is shithole and even called gates of hell by dan brown

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>>71954820
why do you ask?

>>71954864
el cebuANO seniores

>>71954599
get back to work

>>71954897
it's already sunset.

>>71954820
No they're not poor.

>>71954928
yes we are please end our suffering AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>71954897
fucking drizzle rain
no customer -_-

>>71954954
-_-
>thinking about going to sleep but you could close early
wat do

>>71954942
No you're not. You are rich. It's just a thing of mismanagement, like the rest of us.

>>71954057
http://imgur.com/a/I2grl

>>71954820
Japs - after WWII we really didn't get much help financially to rebuild, unlike in Europe. So, people did what they could to amass wealth.

geography - it's hard to build infrastructure because there's so many damn islands, imagine having to build electricity stations on every island. That's why the wealth and development is so concentrated.

corruption - politicians and a dictator created a culture of cronyism that spread to the lowest levels of society.

insurgencies - mooslims fundies and commies have been preventing development by scaring off investors, especially in the south.

sex - people are dumb enough to believe in the "I'll pull out, dw" meme.

immigrants - nothing wrong with people coming from Chyna. However, once they manage to build wealth, they often shill for each other and make sure that only other Chinese get to be wealthy, so they can keep their higher class status. Just look at the richest people in Philippines. They're lucky that Filipinos are too civil to be as cruel as Malaysia where their Bumiputera privilege favour Malays in everything.

>>71954987
just fap and go to sleep
drizzle rain so wont close early, im sure

>>71954820
Bisayan pagpag slum culture

>>71955050
el ilocANO

Which Indonesian that usually went to other threads and act like a fucking liberal? Please show yourself, faggot. Have enough kissing "the rest of the world" arses? There's a constant trait of this particular poster that I've noticed.

>>71955031
o-okay
I guess i'll be ready for 3 hours when you get back xd

>>71955005
why the phillipines are so mismanaged?

>>71955029
>censored
better said that it's non-existent

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AMA /asean/

>>71955072
Probably a chink so he's not a true indon.

>>71955114
What's for dinner?

>>71955177
food delivery

>>71955269
Chinese or Indian?

>>71953518
>>71953566
>t. supot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA *

>>71955080
The usual: corruption. We'd become more developed if this is not the main force to hold us back.

>>71955114
Are you chink?

>>71955336
They have a thriving sex industry as with Indog and Thailand

hai nama saya asyraf
umur saya 21
makanan kegemaran: nasi goreng kampung + telur dadar + tom yam campur
minuman kegemaran: teh ais, milo ais dan teh o ais limau
hobi: bermain futsal
motto hidup: hidup biar selamba

>>71955370
kimak kau acap

>>71955308
What do you recommend?

>>71955350
No, chinkaboo though

>>71955390
ah sembang la kau bob, orang ajak futsal tak nak

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Mahal-chan,I come for you

Meetup @ Miri.

>>71955440
Mahal is dead

>>71955461
lel just fly to KL

why do asean countries use latin alphabet

>>71955494
lurk moar

>>71955425
yela hang asyik main cam pondan pastu tak puas simpan jin dalam bola

How do I make Asian girls like me?

>>71955493
No

>>71955623
Be eurasian

>>71955623
show your commit sudoku skills

>>71955631
ok we meet up in brunei, what is the cheapest homestay and where can i find booze & brothels? do you have your own chinatown?

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>>71955555
>5 fives
NICE

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>>71955491
I believe mahal will come back

>>71955593
wtf, I love the Philippines now

>>71955677
So Miri.

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>>71954820
because fagalogs care about white cock more than our country

>>71955796
>i-i only use skin-whitening soap because that's all they sell! i-i swear!
kek

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>>71954820
Bisaya cebuanus culture to be a poor pag pag eating slum dwelling

we need to remove them
ilocanos comes close tho

>>71955796
>bisayan trying to push their white cock worship to other people

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Oh fuck, it's election season again. I always get swarmed by people telling me to vote outside buildings like the library.

At least theyre giving people who vote frre vote and uni shop discounts because voter turnout is only 39%~

wtf I love democracy now.

>>71955494
I can only answer in detail for bahasa and bahasa malay.
Our "official" language back then (old malay) was so easy to learn (even more than english) that made it hard for dutch to force us to learn dutch language. And so, I think the reason why we ditched old alphabets is because latin alphabets is easier.

Free food*

>>71955852
funny thing is bisayan are proud of that

for them it means foreigners like them more

>>71955796
I'm Bisaya and Im actually proud of my white ancestry. I identify as both white and asian

FILIPINOS SON LATINOS

>>71955953
>actual bisayan proud of white worship
Can't make this shit up.

>>71955953
you're not white. white gene is recessive so you're bisaya.

What does the Davao Quarry look like?

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>>71955953
>i'm mestizo guys! i really am!

>>71955072
Probably just some dumb kaskuser

hehehe

>>71956069
555555555

Bandung is cold as fuck.
It's 19deg here

>>71955998
is it any coincidence that the lawyer of this site also happens to be Aguirre. Ha how much of a coincidence is this?

>>71956113
Cool. I want to visit one day.

>>71956069
Any AFA news?

>>71956171
don't know mate
i'm not a weeb

What happened to leni leaks?

>>71953518
ahaha tangina mo potSU!!!!!1111

>>71956171
>a thai poster comes here after so long
>first serious question is about weeb shit
kill yourself

>>71956186
How is preparation for Songkran?

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I have a crush on a hijabi malay but I know it's impossible

>>71956360
>nicholas
>ppl tease as "dickless"
ofc its impossible

>>71956224
It became Davao leaks

>>71956360
Why is it impossible?

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>>71956402
I'm kaffir

>Goes to Skyscrapercity to read Philippine infrastructure news
>Almost everyone is either a Duterte supporter or a Marcos loyalist
Why is this allowed? It seems being a Marcos loyalist is the norm on Filipino web forums like Pinoy Exchange.

>>71956360
>>71956463
Just don't.

go ahead and ask her out. but don't be surprised if one day, you wake up after being drugged by the hijabi """malay""" and find yourself in the middle of the desert forcefully being asked to pledge allegiance to ISIL or they'll cut your head off like the kafir that you are.

>>71956538
Financially funded mechanized propaganda mate. You can't beat that without autism. Especially when the people who are the extreme opponents in the Internet (ala reddit) can't organize for shit and think they're too cool. They should learn a thing or two from /pol/'s autism.

>>71956538
Pinoy exchange is varried desu
I see people mock those supporters often

>>71956647
>Financially funded mechanized propaganda mate
Sauce?

>>71956690
>I see people mock those supporters often
Examples?

>>71956538
Only Filipino intellectuals can do that

Meanwhile anti duterte and marcos are stuck at pisonet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe4-A2Ohmi8
>yfw you'll never had the chance doing this to your bf

>>71956725
Bisaya?

>>71956833
What?

>>71956725
Depends on the topic
When they know its a trigger warninng for dutdut supporters they will post condensing stuff
Or will troll answer them

>>71956538
No surprise for skyscraper city anyone who thinks the building that defaces rizal is great is a paid shill at this point

>>71956873
I mean Rizal park

Did someone order vx

I really hate how some university students think Renato Constantino is perfect and wrote nothing wrong. I once made a scathing remark about him in class, and the class looked at me differently. Funny how he hated America with a passion but thought the USSR was a good country. I thought he was anti-imperialist?

>>71956873
You mean the people at SkyscraperCity like Torre de Manila?

finally got bored of sex
i guess too much of it killed the mood in the end

>>71956360
Why a hijabi malay out of all the various immigrants to the states?

kau buat lawak ke?

>>71956925
But hand doesnt count

>>71956647
Coincidence the duts supporters are also the the anti manila ones

They flood the MetroM forums with slum pics ala /int/ /pol/

>>71956920
Yeah they think its Singapore tier
I'm serious

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>>71956932
I dubno, she's just super nice and interesting to talk to

>>71956996
as deluded as that one(?) bisaya who claims that cebu would be singapore tier once federalism is implemented?

Friendly reminder to disable windows search and superfetch for windows 10 else your disk will auto 50% without work and 100% with load

>>71956948
your moms hand mouth and pussy counts

does asean make deliveries for chicken tendies? im hungry

>>71956972
>flooding MetroM forums with slum pics
>even though a majority of the slum problem came from other regions
They didn't think this through, did they?

>>71957088
Superfetch is a feature, disabling it will gimp the OS.

>>71957098
Chicken tenders aren't common over here, though.

>>71957130
it does?
mine seems okey

>>71957088
Werks in my machine 4chan™.

>>71957098
mcd does

>>71957088
Friendly reminder not to upgrade to windows 10

>go to asean for some comfy time
>yet its another yellow shill circlejerk
ayy lmao

>>71957296
thing is all new laptop are in windows 10
cant wait for linux once i bought new PC

>>71957044
mashallah brother
convert to true religion

>>71957305
putang ina bobo

>>71957325
Just buy a Mac instead if you don't like Windows.

>>71957352
Will that be enough?
Totally would

>>71957377
even if you didnt get her you will still be in true religion brother

>>71957371
>mac
HAHAAAA
on a serious note
the only perfect windows were windows xp

>>71957377
Nope. Just no. Please NO!!

>>71957377
She would be all over you if you did.

>>71957417
fuck off chink, let him be we would not let led a sheeple astray to the wolves

>>71957377
Not enough.
You have to be this level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVpDMNf4450

>>71955970
>>71955978
>>71956021
>>71955996
>being this mad because he's just a basic bland indio with no rich and diverse ancestry

>>71957419
WRONG.

>>71957441
So, you would rather someone that insincere into the circle that's only after some pussy and later he reverts back once he gets bored of her? Is that what you want? fyi, I'm not a chink. Sedap kan mulut mengate

>>71957447
he used to work with bfm few years ago in traveling program but in english

>>71957305
Now that you've arrived its paid dutdut Marcos shill time top kek

But then again I bet your just the butthurt anti Tagalog tirader

>>71957408
>win xp
>perfect
That would be win 2000, nigger.

>>71957642
>not using Apple iOS

Malaysian politics in a nutshell
>vote BN - Malaysian middle class business owners will thrive and there will be less immigration, but will turn the country into a religious fundie shithole

>vote DAP - Malaysia remains a secular and diverse nation and will follow a Singaporean style growth, but their national identity will be replaced and will shill to big corporations

Need more Mahathir

>>71957748
>using a kike surveillance system masquerade as OS

>>71957780
This. fuck elitist

>>71957780
>BN
more like becoming a negre state of Banglasia

>DAP
more like becoming a child state/sellout of PRC

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>>71957475
>y-you're all just jealous because i have 'white' genes
AJAKAJAJAAKAJAJAJ NO PUEDO +

>>71957642
family wasnt rich and we were struggling to pay bills before my dad got a breakthrough and receive funding for his research

>>71957780
>mahathir
future ;clean' leader will have trouble to clean his shit like abdullah badawi

>>71958098
Research on what?

>>71958123
Sunway Pyramid

>Turns out Gabriel's voice actress is younger than I am
I'm getting old.

>>71958130
I was asking seriously

>>71958123
university research on population, had to wait for 5 year to get min average. Need 10-12 years just to get the correct average.
can be used from people to animal and others
just math thing i guess

>>71958191
also i forgot what was the average for.

>>71958191
Seems pretty comprensive, it seems.

If I were to write a paper, I would want to write a paper on the buying habits of Japanese anime fans when it comes to anison; that is, the sales and buying patterns in the anison industry.

>>71957780
The top one sounds better though both of them are shit.

99% of Malaysians on 4chan are Chinese

Prove me wrong

>>71956647
It takes a special kind of humor to outmeme a shill army.

Sadly, our culture's intrinsic inability to tolerate even the simplest jokes had prohibited them from achieving any of that.

>>71958252
friendly reminder najib said that chinese/indian race that convert into islam their children will be count as malay
all minor race like minangkabau, bugis, etc(race that has connection with malay) will count as malay

I'm hungry, wat do?

>>71958252
But the papers say I am a Malay.

>>71958376
Go to Jakarta Convention Centre and look for food stalls.

>>71958376
come here
i will treat you some nice food while we have nice shisha

>>71958252
naise

>>71958376
Eat?

>>71958376
Try some coce

>>71958398
and bought a plate white rice for $4
gj

>>71958416
hi jefry bolkiah

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>double shotgun Tokhang reloaded
kek

>>71958123
Research on when will Malaysia beat Philippines in FIBA and FIFA ranking

>>71958472
It sounds stupid and cringy honestly

>>71958472
im not surprised if they rename it to
PROJECT DOUBLE BARREL ALPHA SHOTGUN TOKHANG 2

also watch out drug addicts, whats funny is they actually show their kill count in a huge LED infront of camp crame

>>71958472
whats this?

>>71958564
but we did in 2010?

>>71958592
>also watch out drug addicts, whats funny is they actually show their kill count in a huge LED infront of camp crame
hahaha no way

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>>71958643
this one,mahal-chan

>>71958643
That was before the Azkals became good, though.

>>71958650
yeah they do haha
those madlads

>>71958252
99% of Malaysians ̶o̶n̶ ̶4̶c̶h̶a̶n̶ are Chinese

>>71958666
Sounds like a gay Porn movie
Satan

Were the police who killed the Korean jailed already?

>>71958666
whats with that cringe name

>>71958670
but we still did

>>71958764
On the contrary, the case has slowed significantly. I except them the case to go the way of the one about the mayor that got killed in jail.

Is TV Patrol pro-Duts or something? Their reporting on the Lacsanas thing was playing him down and claiming that his testimony had holes.

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>>71958786
maybe he watches anime

aye aye aye

>>71958835
what anime that has cringe name?

>>71958666
Have the police been playing Overwatch at work?

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>>71958849
every special move in anime has a cringey name
or they just randomly select 2-3 english words from a dictionary

>>71958849
>every anime that has a random english letter in their title
>flip flappers

>>71958822
They're like that as well with motabato

>>71958849
re zero

>>71958942
Why are they like that? Is ABS-CBN pro-Duterte?

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>>71958936
Is it about Filipinos?

>>71958987
No, it's somewhat about lesbians, though.

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>>71958987
yes,the real title is flip fappers

>>71958961
Questioning his statements

I don't get how The Nutshack suddenly became a meme. Even though it was partly produced by ABS I had never even heard about it until late last year and I don't recall it ever having aired here.

>>71959007
Good thing I skipped it

>>71959022
How about I flip your fapper?

>>71959051
Its not
Its a failed meme

>>71959051
because it has a phrase that gets repeated a lot so it's perfect for the "replace every x with y" meme

>>71958961
A lot of this alleged events happened around 2003 -2005
So its not going to be a play by play

>>71959149
No, my question is if ABS is pro-Duterte or not. I know Inquirer is generally anti, Star and Bulletin are more mixed, while Standard and Times are not just pro-Duts but also pro-Marcos.

>>71959187
Ideally they shouldn't be pro or anti
But fantastics jut interpret it that way

>>71955796
More like brown skin and nigger minds.

>>71945968
>Ancestors

Abu sayyaff is doing that rn

>>71953097
You forgot the sultan of sulu

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what did they mean by this?

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MOOOOOOO

moo

You woke up as a chinese, what is your next plan of action?

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>>71959406
Sultan of Sulu is not recognized. If you want to add foreign sultan, you can count in the Sultan of Brunei.

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>>71959720
get chinese gf

>>71959720
Use a nail clipper to circumcise myself

Search for "Allah Gold" (I know there is no muslim here)

>>71959720
go back to china XD

>>71959873
Backstroke of the west is an old meme

/asean/ meetup when? would love to go out and drink some coffee with u guys 2bh.

>>71959873
Allah's wrath can't melt Damascus steel

9/11-conspiracy.org

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>>71959997
these are the people who you'll be hanging with

>>71959997
t. Recto killah

>>71959997
irish coffeee?

>>71959997
You guys would just bully me for being a girl.

>>71960088
theyre all pinoys can they afford to come here?

>>71960105
black. just like my malay mamak gf

>>71960156
>malay
>mamak
>mutually exclusive

>>71960151
only if u are girl (((boy))). ive met actual weeb girl with a AOT emblem hoodie. shes okay in my book

>>71960184
geng mamak bukan 100% melayu!!!

>>71959997
Nice. I want to see Sakuraso poster

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>>71960156
We'll just come through Sabah if you don't mind ;)

Are Pakistani welcome?

>>71960156
yes,it's a common destination for travelling as tourists

>>71949871
So we honorary /lat/, señor peruANO?

>>71960156
we're the most traveled people on the planet

>>71960232
i mind 2bh. im not currently in a good financial situation to afford an AirAsia flight lest lodging in Sabah. im in Peninsula btw.

>>71960252
cool but how are you suppose to stay here?

>>71960269
>Filipinas
>not latino

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Hurry imouto-chan!

>>71960293
desirably in your house <3

>>71960327
my family is ultra racist 2bh. only outside our house we dont act like a sperg. srry m8 no pinoys allowed

>>71960380
rude

>>71960400
with all due respect 2bh

>>71960303
/lat/ board, not literally latino.

>>71960422
If a flip wore a turban. How can you tell the difference?

>>71960422
I hate malaysia now

>>71960380
>my family is ultra racist 2bh
>tfw my parents are also ultra racists towards blacks and Asian mainlanders
>tfw they also avoid mooslims

>>71960380
Like any other malaysians that I have met.

>>71960473
You can always come to my room

>>71960452
If they speak arabic, but with a bisayan accent.

>>71960452
because only pajeets and singh wear turbans not malays. wearing one and self proclaimed as malay makes you look like an idiot

>>71960491
relax m8, im different i just wanna hang out

>>71960550
you ppl need to get out more

which ASEAN nation has the most qtiest GFs?

>>71960593
Australia

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>>71960591
>you people need to go out more
>coming from the son of a racist family

>>71960516
I don't want to go to the UK

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>>71960593
malaysian chink

>>71960661
Fine, what about Malaysia?

>>71960648
going out and interact, assimilate or fitting in with normies made me a racist. but a good kind

>>71960679
they don't like me apparently ;__;

>Tfw when i let my friend borrow my raincoat since it's raining hard
>he didn't even bother returning it to me and now have to suffer the consequence for letting my raincoat to be borrowed by others by being wet in the rain latter going home.
I guess I was a fool for trusting others.

>>71960910
your friend better have been a girl or you deserve losing it

>>71960910
tang ina mo naman parang others ka naman

babalik ko na nga yang jacket mo jhepoy

>>71960910
Raincoat is like condom

>>71960938
well i can get it tommorow since i can see him tommorow, but i just hate getting soaked wet since going home at 12am is cold as fuck.

>>71961030
tangna, raincoat kailangan ko hindi jacket.

>>71961116
>him
JUST...

we smoking ban now

Hi Mami!

>>71960938
>it's okay if she's a girl
What a fucking cuck

>>71961189
We've always have been give it month and its huff and puff again

>Tfw dutdut approved broadband program
i wonder what would the company giants(Globe and smart) do to derail dutdut's plan to improve internet services in the country.

>>71961693
What exactly does this broadbrand program do? I'm too stupid to understand it.
I know it's good for our internet, but what EXACTLY does it do that makes it good for our internet?

>>71961758
I think there is three plans
A new government controlled ISP company
Let chinky ISP in
and give more moneys to PLDT and globe

>>71961885
>>71961758
>>71961693
If we don't get new infrastructure and equiment then it would just be the same shit packaged in a new way

Also its either the gov or chinks will control our internet