Family tree thread

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>>71923007
this has to be b&

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>tfw middle eastern and 5'9 manlet

>>71923154
>>71923007
shitskins

>syrian jihadist in croatia who managed to die during the war AND find a wife to knock up

obviously fake

>>71923007
Is this legit? Your dad was a snack bar who got himself killed right after knocking up your mom? Holy shit man

>>71923007
ARAB'D
>>71923154
Can you speak persian or turkish?
Also not everyone from middle east is a manlet, blame your parents' shitty genes

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>>71923189
>shitskins
I knew it. Before more of you faggots call me a shitskin, mudslime etc. I just want to state the obvious fact that you cowards wouldnt have the guts to call me that irl you stupid neet virgins. Kys and stop disrespecting my family. Only I can do it

>>71923229
>>71923126
>>71923263
its legit
pic related is me

>>71923342
pretty much all jihadists in balkans went to bosnia and were north-africans

your story is obviously fake, post proofs otherwise

>>71923342
>>71923007
why don't you go back in school and stop being an uneducated mudslim
where do you want to go in europe ?

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>>71923007

>>71923316
biraz
i can understand 60% of turkish being spoken but i can't write it for shit, but i'm trying to learn both languages better so i bring less shame to my family

>>71923513
a ginger nigger
how unlucky can you get

>>71923577
Could always be worse, could be from Croatia.

>>71923394
yes mr. dutchman, tell me more about my roots and country history
I dont know what kind of proof I could give. I never knew my father and you've got it all wrong... My family is from Bosnia where my father got killed and where my mother moved to Croatia from

>>71923499
I'm thinking about Germany. I have family members there to take care of me and my Albanian gf

>>71923617
yea, keep teling yourself that, if it makes you feel better gingga

>>71923659
you're just attention-whoring to get responses especially from serbshits, that albanian gf part is just too much

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>>71923693
>that albanian gf part is just too much
and why is that?
there are a lot of Albanians in Croatia. They are top tier qts

>>71923659
ok now you're just full on baiting you can't be serious about this
why don't you do like everyone else and get a shitty job and just enjoy the simple thing of life
or get educated and make money the easy way

>>71923723
>They are top tier qts
no they're not
there is literally no difference between them and gypsies, same shit skin, same ugly mug

>>71923342
>I just want to state the obvious fact that you cowards wouldnt have the guts to call me that irl you stupid neet virgins.
of course not. after all, you are a highschool dropout who has nothing to lose.
Many of us have a future, however, and dont wanna end in jail over a stupid argument with a sandnigger

>>71923743
serious about what? moving to Germany?
a LOT of Croats go there
Eh I'm too old to go back to high school when I have a secure job in Germany in construction work.
and I am indeed enjoying the simple things in life m8

>>71923811
>t. a virgin

>>71923812
yeah, whatever. Its funny taking life lectures from someone who spends his time on 4chan just like you. You are probably a scum. Human garbage/waste like everybody else here

>>71924009
>t. bestiality enthusiast

>>71924009
it's never too late mate but i guess if a construction jobs is enough for you
the way you were speaking about it was just like leaching from your relative
but if you have a job whatever float your boat i guess

>>71923007
>typical Croatian bloodline

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>>71923007
Done this
comment and r8

>>71924277
is this made up?

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Hi

>>71923007
wew

>>71923007

why dont you become a catholic?

>>71925304
>tfw not finnish
why even live?

me btw
>>71924357
most fucking boring tree of all time

>>71923811
i've been to croatia in school trip
you delusional niggers have same skin and are not good looking in general

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>>71923007

>tfw super manlet
>tfw strongest race

>>71924358
Nope. Daughters are now 2 years, and 7 months respectively.

>>71926953
kurd? iraqi?

>>71926953
How did you meet a milita fighter and a professional gamer?
To which of those are you married?
Is Geneticist a real name for a occpuation?

>>71926267
are you a cute trap?

>>71927018
Iraqi, but she's a heavily nationalistic Kurd. She didn't want a pity marriage for knocking her up accidentally, and refused to abandon her family, so she stayed and my visa expired.

>>71923154
You actually look like bearded me.

>>71925415
So you're basically t. Ricardo Al Husayni? All brazilians here are Italian oriundi or notheastern niggas. Never seen or heard about arab brazilians before. Cool

>>71924277
Kill yourself

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>>71927121

Traps are gay

>>71927083
I met her during humanitarian work in Iraq. Her and dad and uncles were militia that offered to keep us from getting murdered while we repaired utilities for isolated towns.

My girlfriend I met online through some international friends and we started dating. She competed in CS:S and CS:GO. Not married to either, but living with Norwegian.

It's not my actual title, but it's generic enough for people to get that I work with genetics.

>>71927394
Sounds like you have an interesting life
But why do you keep knocking up girls without marrying them?

>>71927345
would love to see a nazi trap like you getting fucked by a big strong black man, until you begin worshipping BBC

>>71927480
The first time it was an accident. It's true about the old addage of stressful and life-threatening situations bringing people closer together.

With my girlfriend, it's purely a legal thing. We do intend to get married at some point, but it works out better for our daughter this way.

>>71927716
What about your other daughter? Does she live with you or with mommy?

>>71927194
How did you meet her?

>>71928041
She's still with her mum's family in Iraqi Kudistan. Her family is pretty secular, so it would've been worse to get knocked up and run off, than to just face up to it and stay.

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>>71927552

Maybe in another lifetime, Tyrone

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I have the big one

>>71928496
I am not black, I just think that would be really hot

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>>71923007
>consider myself muslim
why do you have Bog tattoos, then? I though everyone calls him Allah.

I'm almost fully tatar, with my grand-grand-father being bashkir, so 1/16 bashkir, everyone else seem to be kazan tatars.

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>>71929061
Are you muslim?

>>71929102
Nah, but i respect the culture. I mean, if there's some event, like funeral or commemoration, i pretend to pray, just like everyone does, just to pay respect. everyone drinks too much, dances and sings too be a hardcore muslim

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>>71923007

>>71924065
>>71924009
the "t." meme is fucking atrocious, just as ">". i could forgive the latter, though

>>71929700
at least you remained true, to your ethnicaal roots, as it seems at least

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>>71929779
I'm not super pure. Here is one with another generation.

>>71929916
what is the blue x crest?

>>71929981
Scotland.

Same as >>71925496, but my maternal grandfather was half Montenegrin.

>>71929997
well, it's almost the same, no? it doesn't ruin the heritage that much.
>that norse chick, though

>>71930074
Great Great Granddad was a fisherman, he met her through that apparently.

>well, it's almost the same, no?
Like Czechs and Slovaks I guess would be how I would relate it to you, so pretty similar.

Why is this thread full of sandniggers what the fuck

>>71930156
it's more the guys on this pic >>71929061 than czechs and slovaks, but you're right

>>71930378
Fair enough.

>>71930747
>faught
Stopped reading right there

>>71930229

I'm another ar*b, been on this godforsaken website since 2005 or 6.

Can I help you, my white friend?

>>71923394
The majority were Lebanese. The largest part of foreign Islamic fighters were Hezbollah fallowed by Iranian revolutionary guard or Syrian and Saudi AQ.

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>>71923513
You just made me discover ginger is an anagramm of nigger holy shit

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>>71931865
>You just made me discover ginger is an anagramm of nigger holy shit

>>71931865
my sides

>>71932325
you are a JEW

>>71932325
>hooker grandmother
>drug dealer father

wow what a shit family

>>71932325
>grandma was a hooker
>dad's a drug dealer

>you're the shame to the family
what have you done dude

>>71932717
im on 4chan

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r8

>>71932832
heb je een punt

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>>71931865

>ginger is an anagram of nigger

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>tfw you're a meme

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>>71933994
do you fuck white girls?

>>71933438
we have to go deeper/10

>>71931399
really? well all the famous ones seemed to be north-african

>>71934234
I don't understand why my kraut genes show up as british

>>71933438
this is what I like

Look home many peoples blood you have. Look how many people were there to made you, and if only one of them made something different, just for a second, you wouldnt exist.
And this is not even the 0.1% of all the reproduction that made you. You. Autistic neet that wastes his time on 4chan

simple things like that really make me think

our lives are worthless

we are only here to pass on our genes

>>71934432
>You. Autistic neet that wastes his time on 4chan
I'm actually a "normie"

but I understand what you're saying. It's like a puzzle in which all of the pieces have to fit perfectly together in order for me to exist. That's what interests me about genealogy

Full Icelandic.

Not even a meme.

Now look at my flag.

lmao right?

>>71937448
>A real French

I'm kinda shocked desu.

i have rly enjoyed reading about everyone's family history thank u for sharing and taking the effort to make the trees <3

>>71928521
>great-great-great grandparents are "Israeli"
Is this dude like negative 30 yrs old?

>>71937448
>some dumb kraut
>looks like US Vietnam
Probably should have a gray uniform honestly.

>>71934581
>It's like a puzzle in which all of the pieces have to fit perfectly together for me to exist

If you're a habitual 4chan user, I'd say it's likely the pieces don't fit together perfectly.

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>>71923007

>>71933860
>22,9% Iberian
You have to go back

some of you are very cruel
we are all human beans

I'm not narcissistic enough to make something like this

>>71938597
t. Poorfag

>>71938497
bump

Anyone got a 5-generation template?

>>71927322
No (You) should kys

>>71937448
I feel bad for your great grandmother

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I'm a Bavarian is disguise.

>>71938449
W-W-Why?

>>71939321
Are you rich?

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>>71933860
>11.4% British

>>71939635
>Peninsular war

RIP

>>71939460
>23% Iberian
>Iberian
At least You should be 50 %. I am 70% iberian, fuck, it is not that hard.

>>71939635
Our celts came from your disgusting Island. That is the reason.

>>71939824
>>71939824

My parents, my grandparents, and my great-grandparents are all Portuguese.

I was surprised myself.

>>71940009
At least you are not 25 % kraut.

T. disgusting south Spaniard.

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>>71939824
Like the Gibraltarians? :^)

>>71940261
Forgot muh name

>>71940279
The vast majority of the gibratarians are andalusians speaking spanglish.

>>71940209
>25% kraut

Lmao. Hasburgs and their autism of bringing mass Germans to Andaluzia right?

>>71940373
Yes. They were really big autist. It did not change a shit, our culture is still arabic as fuck, they only changed the genetic pool.

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all of them were just people before /int/

>>71940678
Well at least their invasion here brought good stuff (the way we view land and some food).
Same for Galiza.

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>>71931865

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>>71940261
Love and blessings be upon your body

>>71940279

>literally named up after a guy named Tarik

I'd be damn proud of that piece of land if I was you John Smith.

>>71940802
Interesting, I'm assuming the colonel died in caucus, is that right? Also do you still have family in Bursa?

>>71929822
>white great grandparents with indian daughter
really made me think

>>71933994
>father darker than grandfather

Someone got cucked back there. Follow your heritage, cuck a white guy. Or at least one whiter than you.

>>71942295
Ey baby please be in New York

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>>71923007
Yes i know i'm gonna get screeched at by some of you probably, but here's my family tree.

>>71940009
What area are you from in Portugal?

>>71942295
cuuuuuuuute.

>>71924277
Bait