WTF AMERICA????

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>>71919481
she got threatened with jail for not signing a form.

isn't the entire point with signing things that you do it out of your own free will, and can take full responsibility for it afterwards? why the fuck can they force you to do it?

wtf, america?

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>>71919607
WTF America

BUT MOOOOM EVERYONE CUTS HIS PENIS

>>71919607
Shaking my head to be quite honest with you family. Shaking my head.

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>>71919607
america wtf

>>71919481
>>71919607
beautiful 4head

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>be American
>have freedom of choice to curcumise your son or curcumise your son

>>71919607
the dad must be the infamous florida man

Generations of Jewish conditioning? Better mutilate my sons manhood!

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>>71920729

>>71919858
It was a christian who did this though

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>circumcised states of America

>>71919481
>>71919607
that is one ugly as fuck crackhead if I may say so

>>71919481
The headline is a bit of clickbait.

The original story is about clasic mom vs dad divorce case, where she did some deal with dad in exchange for cut the tip.
Later she read about tipping the tip and changed her mind about it, but the judge got pissed off so he forced her to keep her word.

But yeah giving tip to the doctors is retarded. Maybe if /int/ will keep the banter, the usa will ban this.

>bant usa, save the tip!

>>71919481
The claw chooses him. He must go!

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>>71921381
>Snippy snip the tippy tip

there is literally nothing wrong with mandatory circumcision

>>71922394
post fucking machines

>>71922394
Why are there no fucking machines attached to this image?

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>>71919481
SNIP THE TIP

Not one yank in this thread. They are starting to avoid them.

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>>71922839
PEEL THE PENIS

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>>71923664
HORDIN THE FORSKIN

>>71919481
>>71919607
Marry a jew, lose your son's cock. Jesus knew what he was doing when he drop that bullshit religion/way of life.

dont worry guys, i bought a small piece of skin from this qt slighty overweight person and with the awesomeness of duct tape, i now have a foreskin again

>>71921595
But it still doesn't make sense
cosmetic surgery on a child can't be authorized by a parent, can it?

Foreskinless States of America

>>71923745
You'll never get the nerves back, but you could try stretching. Someone posted a screenshot of some anti-slicing forum in burgerland and apparently you can use a minor acid treatment to remove the tough, numb out later of your bell end, leaving fresh flesh.

Combine the two and who knows how big an improvement it will be.

You should look into them and discuss it with a non-noseberg doctor.

>>71923749
Apparently when you MAKE A DEAL with judge / jew / devil, then you HAVE TO OBEY.

>cosmetic surgery on a child
Have you seen how some "progressive" countries allows gender reasignation to children 10+ age?

Freedom is a double edged sword: it also allows retards to act and nobody can stop them.

>>71923952
There are websitrs on the subject. It takes months, but it is possible
http://www.restoringforeskin.org/

>>71923749
With all of the tranny kids in the news, apparently you can.

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>>71919481
I HATE AMERICA NOW!

>LAND OF THE CUT
>HOME OF THE FORESKINLESS

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>>71924080

>>71919481
>>71919607
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>71919481
>>71919607
holy fuck, looks like it's not a fake

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>>71923952
>AMERICANS HAVE TO TIP THEIR TIP IN ACID TO FEEL ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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Americans rub discarded foreskins on their face in face creme.

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Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract

Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947

Circumcision linked to alexithymia
http://www.mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
http://jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
http://www.4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
http://www.circumcision.org/policy.htm

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902

Circumcision has negligible benefit
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682

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>Americans have to give a tip to their doctors when they're born

Is this why Americans shart in mart? It lubricates their nether regions and prevents friction burns on their knob?

>>71924742
TIP SNIPPERS BTFO

>>71919607
Kek unitedstatians fatlards on suicide watch

>>71924742
b-but mr. goldstein said it prevents stds!

SLICE IT NICE

>>71923952
Should I use sulfuric or hydrochloric acid? I'm out of nitric acid at the moment.

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>>71925031
SKIN IS A SIN

I'm jelly

not every boy gets a mother that truly loves them

>>71925092
My doctorate is in the reproductive habits of gophers, I'm afraid I can't help you on this.

Check with yank anti-slicing organisations.

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>>71919607
>america

>>71919607
The absolute state of the Common Law

Not many Americans ITT hmmmmm

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SHART MY CUT PART

GUILLOTINE THE PEEPEE SKIN

CUT YOUR SEXUAL ORGAN WHICH IS NOT BUTT

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CIRCUMCISE THE LITTLE GUYS

>all these mad christians saying it was the jews who did this
It was a christian american who advocated for this
Stay mad

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>be American
>free as in freedom
>the state exercises its god-given authority to chop off the tip of your son's willy

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>post in a thread
> everyone stops posting

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>>71925961
Not falling for your Jewish lies. This practice has been conditioned into Americans over generations by Jewish doctors.

SNIP
THE
TIP

What do the jews do with all those foreskins?

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>>71926708

>>71926708
Cheeseburger special sauce

>>71919481
>>71919607
She had already signed a form agreeing to it before having second thoughts. As much as I despise circumcision, there is some logic to the story.

>>71927085
But why can she do that? It's not a medical procedure, it's cosmetic. Why can she sign off on the removal of part of her sons body?

>>71924742

delete this or you will pay

>>71927085
There is no logic to it. You can't sign away someones rights. You had a big war over it.

>>71927426
Post fucking machines.

>>71927397
Because the legislation regulating genital mutilation is very hypocritical.

>>71919481
Friendly reminder that Trump is circumcised.

>>71920004
And you must be the infamous redditor

>>71927504

there will be no fucking machines until this thread is removed and 4chan posts a grovelling apology for this antisemitic slander against the briss

>>71927397
>>71927441
Because she's one of the parents. Here it's considered a parental right; shitty but not entirely inexplicable.

>be this boys father
>Hey son, we're going to the hospital today so you can take part in a painful body modification procedure
>Yes this is the same procedure your mother and i went to court over
>What do you mean you don't want the end of your penis cut off? They only take off a bit of skin
>I spent a lot of money on that case now you're going to get circumsized
>JEREMY GET IN THE CAR MR NOSEBERG WILL FIRE ME IF HE FINDS OUT MY SON IS UNCIRCUMCISED

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>>71926708
They use them in beauty products
I wish I was making this up

>>71927702
>noseberg
This is literally only an issue in America because of Protestant nonsense.

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On a scale from 1 to 10
How big of a chance do you think that the boy will end up hating his father for doing this to him?

>>71927790
100%
The real question is, is he going to fake an abuse case so his indecisive mother gets custody

>>71919481
muslim tier

>>71919856
>forhead

Nigga that's a 6head

>>71927790
1, he's still too young to know and he'll feel like he's "normal" now.

>>71928201
I didn't say "now"
I sad "end up", i.e. in the future when he grows up

>>71927600
What if I say please?

>american marital court approves the usage of the mutilation of an infant child's bodypart as a bargaining chip in divorce battles
whew lad

>>71925961
American protestantism is the weirdest shit.

John Kellogg was fucking nuts

>>71924795
underrated

>>71919607
That is pretty fucked up

>>71928355
Take that back. A man that could ensure the suffering of Americans for generations to come is clearly a mastermind.

SCISSOR THE PLEASURE

>>71927702
I really hope that kid grows up hating his father.

Judge and Dad mad cuz their circumsized and the kiddo won't be. So they did this. Losers.

>>71928604
Yeah the judge needs to be jailed for child sex abuse.

HINDER THE CILINDER

>>71928685
LeL

>>71928667
The child will file a constitutional complaint when he becomes an adult. The federal government will pay him $200 billion dollars for his lost foreskin. The dad will rot in nursery home alone.

>>71919607
>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""freedom""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>yeah nah, can't be real
>google it to confirm that it's fake
>first result links to the guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/22/florida-mom-agrees-sons-circumcision-jail

>>71929144
It is real, it gets brought up in every dick snip thread.

>>71927600
Hey Shlomo, I have an over for sale cheap. Want to check it out? Closely?

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>Americuts
>if I had been born a half hour farther South I'd have been mutilated

WEW.

>>71930443
>implying 15-50% is even close to acceptable
diet burgers

>>71930664
Better than 80%.

>>71930709
How did you even fall for this meme in the first place?

>>71930843
Blame America.

They're out only neighbouring country and have 10x our population. ~70% of Canadians live within 100km of the border (because the rest of the country is a Russia-tier shithole). And, outside of Québec, we all speak English.

There's a reason people call us "America lite". We're not all the way there, but some things just sort of creep up. Thankfully MGM is getting less popular every year.

>>71930443
it should be 0 and even if it's needed - elective by the patient when they can give consent

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I'd never touch let a circumcised dick touch my pussy.

Literally subhuman tier.

>>71930843
1 out of 5 Canadians are foreigners now

Why are europeans obsessed with baby penises?

>>71931376
SNIP

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>the united states of cutmerica

SNIPETTY SNAP THE PHALLITY FLAP

>>71931598
THE

>>71932304
TIP

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>Hey doctor Schlomo, here's $800 to get a scalpel and cut my sons penis skin off. Take a little off the top.

>>71928485
Dog bles