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Marxism is cancer edition
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kay-on
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
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terrible edition
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imagine being so retarded you think different species can't produce fertile offspring
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china represents modern communism and it's going to rule the world
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YOU WILL DIE
NOT US
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the bf
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COME ON
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a six-county country on your own island for the foreseeable future, perhaps?
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>>71918221
good post
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>>71918240
The Chinese will inevitably fail
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I will personally strangle every communist Brit to death once we're strong again
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>>71918240
Lmao China has been capitalist as fuck since the late 70s
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>>71918252
rather like this gimmick
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>us
>them
ahh the binary distinctions of the lower minds
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leftism is a mental illness
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>>71918240
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>>71918239
That isn't fertile though. Did you not do GCSE biology or something?
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White men initially:
>Neanderthals were fucking stupid HAHA
When they realise they're related to them:
>Neanderthals were smarter than us mate!!
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babs
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>>71918273
*posts picture of EDL march*
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>>71918273
nice to see so many white on the streets of london for once :)
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/brit/ is an anarchist-communist general
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>>71918264
>capitalist as fuck
ummm...
literally every major industry in china is state owned
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how many bongdollars were in that jar btw?
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China was a peasant shithole until they switched to capitalism
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>>71918273
Should have run the cunts out of town
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>>71918280

A litigon is a rare second generation hybrid from a female tigon (a hybrid between a male tiger and a female lion) and a male lion
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Leave making China an economic superpower and getting 500 million Chinese out of poverty by ditching the failed communist meme and embracing Capitalism in the late 1970s to me
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>17 year old pol/nonce leaves safe space and is HORRIFIED at the fact that most of the world does NOT adhere to his cult like beliefs.
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>>71918304
/brit/ is and always has been a radical centrist general
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> anarchist-communist

What the fuck is this? You don't even care about this

Its a tag, its just fashionable, just how every cunt on twitter is communist, depressed and suicidal and wants to kill all whites

Just fuck off you underage mong
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>>71918265
This is getting embarrassing
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>>71918273
is that the north korean flag
dear god
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>>71918342
shalom aleichem
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>>71918305
Umm you don't know about the special economic zones such as Shanghai, Shenzen and other cities where private corporatiobs exist out the ass do you?
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Wolves and domestic dogs can breed and produce perfectly healthy offspring. The same happened between Humans and Neanderthals in Europe. Bonobos and chimpanzees are classified as different species, but they also can breed and produce perfectly healthy offspring.

There are countless different species of frogs, birds and mammals that also interbreed and produce perfectly healthy offspring, despite being classified as different species. Each species having very distinct genetic and behavioural traits. A wolfdog for example cannot be kept as a pet because of its wolf-like behaviour, rather than the family-friendly domestic dog behaviour, and it has nothing to do with "culture", as it's purely genetic.

Negroids are prone to violent/criminal behaviour, and so are mullatos. Negroids have a much lower average IQ compared to Caucasoids and Mongoloids, and so do mullatos. The list goes on.
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bane?
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>>71918156
i live in a council house bro
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>>71918273
>Marxism-Leninism
>leftist
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have made big gains in the last few months eating nothing but peanut butter sandwiches and fried rice
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>white people are related to this
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>>71918383
>2017
>believing in evolution
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>>71918156
but I am a wage slave
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>marxism
>anarchism
>communism

imagine being this autistic, get a fucking life
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interesting how most teen commies immediately drop that silly oppressive ideology as soon as they enter the real world and get a dose of reality.
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screeching at the triggered rorkes itt
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>>71918310
china is still a peasant shithole

all the wealth is focused to about 1% of the country
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>Wolves and domestic dogs can breed and produce perfectly healthy offspring. The same happened between Humans and Neanderthals in Europe. Bonobos and chimpanzees are classified as different species, but they also can breed and produce perfectly healthy offspring.
>There are countless different species of frogs, birds and mammals that also interbreed and produce perfectly healthy offspring, despite being classified as different species. Each species having very distinct genetic and behavioural traits. A wolfdog for example cannot be kept as a pet because of its wolf-like behaviour, rather than the family-friendly domestic dog behaviour, and it has nothing to do with "culture", as it's purely genetic.
>Negroids are prone to violent/criminal behaviour, and so are mullatos. Negroids have a much lower average IQ compared to Caucasoids and Mongoloids, and so do mullatos. The list goes on.
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>>71918383
looks like my dad after a few pints
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>>71918362
hmmmmmm
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>>71918355
>private corporations exist
>OMG U R LIBERTARIANS
hong kong is a capitalist economy
the rest are buffer zones with masssive state control
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*enters GCSE politics*

wow COmmunism rulez xDDD fuck Whit Peopl !!!!!!! I love marxesm!!!
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>>71918305
China is very capitalist now. Are you unaware of the Dengist reforms? There are a shitton of private companies in China now and they have the most billionaires in the world.

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-china-went-from-communist-to-capitalist-2015-10
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duh joos
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>>71918404
not really

as a teenager i was a right-lolbertarian that liked milton friedman and ron paul

when I started properly researching politics, economics and philosophy i became a firm socialist
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Many “species” can interbreed, but typically do not. For example, many species of birds, such as the pintail (Anas acuta) and the mallard (Anas platyrhynchos), can interbreed. The wolf (Canis lupus) and the dog (Canis lupus familiaris), the coyote (Canis latrans), and the common jackal (Canis aureus) have different species names (lupus, latrans, and aureus), yet they can all interbreed and produce fertile progeny.

Even the two species of orangutan (Pongo abellii from Sumatra and Pongo pygmaeus from Borneo) can interbreed (Angier, 1995), despite having different chromosome numbers, and so can the two species of chimpanzee, the common chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) and the bonobo chimpanzee (Pan paniscus).

So the fact that all human races can interbreed to produce fertile progeny does not mean that they should be classified as a single species.
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china makes money via capitalism but keeps the population suppressed via communism
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>bust your arse off
>finally start earning good money
>have to pay literally HALF your income in tax so that some runt who broke his leg stealing a car can go to hospital

explain why this is fair
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when everyone is risking life to emigrate to capitalist countries
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*makes the poverty line lower*

Just pulled millions out of poverty lads
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>>71918454
oh ok your worthless anecdote changes everything.
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>>71918437
in history GCSE we studied China. All we heard was how ebil Mao was

I really would love to know why people think leftists control education. I wish we did. It's pure liberalism
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>white people are related to this
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>>71918469
ah, the so called radical centrism i keep hearing about
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>when rorkes love illegal immigration because they come from communist countries
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Finished marking the assignment lads.

94 Latvian bloke
90 Hard working Frenchwoman
88 Japanese girl from some village
87 Polish girl who usually has top marks and cried last time she didn't
82 Fat Polish girl
76 Englishman in his 30s
76 Polish girl who is afraid of me
72 Englishman in his 50s
71 Lazy Frenchwoman
67 Metalhead Polish girl (student rep)
65 Fat English girl
65 Flamboyant blond Englishman
63 Ukrainian-Englishman
51 Japanese girl from Tokyo

------- ALL-IMPORTANT 50 POINT THRESHOLD -------

47 Hong Kong Chinaman
44 Nigerian-Englishman
35 Taiwan Chinaman
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the USSR was doomed from this moment
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putting the kettle on lads
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>>71918472
benefits
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>>71918537
kek, one fucking supermarket ended the USSR

communism is literally pathetic
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>blacks and whites are not the same species!

then how can they interbreed? they do it so often too, with much success with great looking children??

???
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>>71918432
You're fucking dumb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_economic_zones_of_China

I never said China was libertarian you dumb fuck.

The definition of capitalism is an economy where private businesses operating for private profit exist correct?

China has a massive amount of those. http://www.marketwatch.com/story/china-has-406-million-private-businesses-2013-02-10

If it was communist or socialist, private corporations wouldn't exist.

You leftists are beyond retarded.
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>>71918443
yes i'm aware of deng xiaoping and socialism with chinese characteristics and the general history of china. They are still openly communist, claim to be communist, have massive numbers of state industries, have centralised power, provide free housing, food and healthcare for everyone, the party owns all land in china like the queen does here

don't patronise me lad there's a strong argument to say that china is the only actual communist country left
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>>71918471
we're all humans born with a good soul who later on got shattered based on our upbringing
helping even the worst one is necessary
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>white people are related to this
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NEED a secret bf.
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tfw 3rd at uni and all my mates are starting to gf their fuck buddies/one night stands and spend loads of time with them but I'm still single (not a virgin)
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>>71918404
i entertained the idea of communism for like 5 minutes when i was 14, been hard right ever since
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>>71918594
genetic lottery
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>He doesn't read The Spectator

You are not British


www.spectator.co.uk/2017/03/field-guide-doomed-liberal-elite/
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not getting any yous anymore

shall stop this lefty gimmick lads haha was fun while it lasted
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>>71918557
ah yes, so because they literally have to change their laws to allow private businesses to operate in tiny tiny areas of china, they are capitalist?

obviously it's more of a spectrum but they are essentially communist
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>>71918404
It's not really surprising though, is it? If you've spent your entire life subsidized by someone else, as all teenagers have up to that point, then of course you're going to be more prone to ideologies that cater to your existing needs. You have no real concept of *earned income*, so you value money that people have made themselves less than the working man. That's why you go to the workplace and you won't find pasty left wing virgins, they are all stuck at home in the council houses frothing and foaming about le tories on twitter and /r/unitedkingdom
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>>71918594
>not a virgin
fuck off normie
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>>71918581
>No stars
And people believe this, SCREAMING
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wish I had a gf but it's out of reach for someone like me
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true communism has never and will never be tried because it is just plain retarded and doesn't work
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>>71918559
>communist in name only

>free healthcare and education means you are communist or socialist

Shit, the UK is communist now?

http://www.economist.com/news/business-books-quarterly/21627564-private-companies-have-been-hugely-underestimated-china-unstated-capitalism

There's nothing communist or socialist about China anymore. The workers do not own the means of production, either the state or private companies do. Go to Shanghai and look at all the private companies and McDonald's there you fucking muppet.
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>>71918404
Yeah mate well said. Once you take a course at the University of Life you then get a REAL education in hard knocks.
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>someone who earns £60k and evades tax, earns the same as someone who earns £100k and pays tax

rly meks me thnk
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*tries true communism with /brit/*
*it works fantastically*

well would you look at that
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asked my dad why we didn't just shoot illegals at the border when I was ~7 or 8
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>Tax row could have ended my career

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39155600

Shame it didn't you fucking unfunny gimpoid.
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>>71918697
they tick all the boxes of modern communism anon. Don't worry i'm not sure you understand what i'm saying, you linking to press articles instead of academic studies makes me think you're just bluepilled
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*dances like Morrissey*
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>>71918637
>in tiny tiny areas

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2014-10-14/private-companies-are-driving-china-s-growth

Consider suicide. Shanghai and Shenzen where most of the private companies operate are the biggeat drivers of economic growth in China. Private corporations play a massive part in the Chinese economy.

Absolutely embarassing lad.
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>>71918639
erratum:

they are running the universities, the civil service, the hospitals, the schools and the police

low-intelligence people in menial jobs are usually right wing though, you're right about that one
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Has that Russel comedian guy overdosed on heroin yet?
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>>71918676
>want a gf
>qt walks up to me, givin' me the ol' eyes
>get nervous
>prepare to say im not looking for a relationship
>she walks past
>phew

will never have a gf as im too embarrassed of myself
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At least I can look back at my socialist phase and laugh and be glad I got it out the way in my early teens.

Imagine being an actual mug who carries that over into your early 20s
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>>71918771
lol that other anon utterly btfo
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>>71918795
I feel sorry for them
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Feel like pure shit just want her back x
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>>71918769
>play a massive part
ummmmm lad do you realise how much of the economy is state owned businesses? that is literally socialist at the very least

how do you not understand this? le communist in name only is a weak argument made by world politics 101 babbies
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>>71918781
Sadly not, but he grew up, had a kid and fucked off back to relative obscurity
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Gonna do a shower lads x
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>i think left and right exist
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>>71918808
what happened lad
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>>71918781
Russel Brand saved this country when he turned even more people off David "walking meme" Milliband.
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>>71918828
fair enough, thanks
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>>71918729
You don't even know what communism is.

>In political and social sciences, communism (from Latin communis, "common, universal")[1][2] is the philosophical, social, political, and economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money,[3][4] and the state.[5][6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism

China is literally the opposite of this in every category. You just think free healthcare and education means you are communist.
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>drumpfkins still have not recovered from that bashing they recieved from the last thread
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>>71918771
so basically they run the low-pay sectors of the economy where competition doesn't exist while the capitalists run the private sector

lol sounds about right
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>>71918849
met a cute brit girl on thursday in the sweatbox
spent the whole weekend with her now she's gone back to her uni
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claude was NOT happy last night
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>gf's twin started dating an acquaintance of mine

S M H
M
H
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>>71918838
Pics. x
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Having an internal dialogue abut eating a cheeky belvita soft bake lads
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>>71918895
your acquaintance might want to shag your gf
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how can a car be so peng yet so ugly at the same time?
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>>71918820
Who are not driving the economic growth and prosperity in China while the private ones are?

So again, China only began to improve and become much richer when Deng allowed private companies, domestic and foreign to exist again in the late 70s.

Stay btfo my leftyshit friend.
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>>71918305
yes state capitalism you mong
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ever accidentally watched porn with your headphones unplugged
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>>71918884
and u fell in love with her?
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feel like most left wing political protesters aren't smart enough to research how politics actually works and are just following the heard of other moronic lefties with their simple and ineffective ideologies
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>>71918851
big fan of his brother 2bh
don't know anything about his political views though, he just reminds me of Wallace
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>>71918895
post gf
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>>71918946
first sight la
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>>71918947
>im the only one who has it all worked out
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>>71918851
Russell Brand, Lily Allen, JK Rowling and that dribbling overweight commie who sounds like he's on coke whenever he speaks. Is it any wonder the Left is winning the culture war when we have these titans on our side?
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>>71918945
don't watch porn (rots the brain)
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>>71918983
:(
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>>71918919
wheelgap is a bit excessive and that diffuser belongs on a Mazda
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>>71918895
ever had a 3some with your gf and her twin? that would be hot

bet you've wanked to the thought of it haven't you, you filthy little monkey
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Getting free dominos for lunch (have a method)
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>>71918993
would quite happily put my willy in lily allen 2bh
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>sees someone using the word peng
>gets on the walkie talkie and watches as a black van pulls up, 6 guys get out and beat the runt half to death before returning it to the runt farm
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>>71918948
most recent picture of are ed here

whereas davey c justed himself pretty hard
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>>71919012
>wheelgap
>diffuser

What does this even mean? I hate this fucking website
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>every girl at least semi-attractive has 10+ guys constantly vying for her attention who she selectively gives bits of attention to each in order to keep them all keen
>I'm meant to compete with this
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China has a mixed model economy you fucking retards.
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>>71919033
jesus, britain's police state is crazier than i thought it was
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>>71918915
probably, they look almost the same.

Not really what concerns me, just don't particularly want to spend any more time with him.

>>71918971
erm no

>>71919014
It has crossed my mind, doesn't particularly appeal though and would certainly ruin the relationship though.
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>>71919033
me and my mates use it ironically to mock black people and their laughable slang. stupid patois faggots.
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>tfw earn too much to be a lefty

feels good t.b.h.
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>>71919063
that's what puts me off

no interest competing
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>>71919061
wheelgap is the space between the wheel and the fender

diffuser is the ugly black piece with fins on the bottom of the back end
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>>71919063
welcome to the world m8

this happens with 90%+ of girls but only 5% of men

have you considered being gay?
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>>71919063
plot twist: they aren't talking to other guys, women would rather talk to nobody at all than talk to a runt like you.
You will die alone and the world won't even notice.
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>>71919102
holy fucking wow
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remember when Thomas Picketty thought he had found a fundamental flaw in capitalism, all the leftcucks rushed to buy his book but just got his maths wrong hahaha
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>>71918861
the ussr had money
cuba has money
the state owns the entire country
the entire country owns the state
the state owns the means of production far more extensively than any actually capitalist country except maybe russia
there is a class system in china but it's based on hukou for about 1.2 billion of the population and about 100mil who are actually rich and upper class
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>>71919101
>>71919063

always remember that we're basically animals and the animal that doesn't compete to mate doesn't get to mate

suck it up and start playing the normie game
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reckon id buy a qashqai if i ever turn into a cager
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>>71919057
>tfw no qt gf to teach me how to read in my undies
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only had 4 cans of thatchers last night but im feeling a bit hungover. not sure whats going on.
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I think Russia have had the last laugh desu
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>>71919141
i just want a nice comfy Audi saloon or something.
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>>71919138
I don't want to mate, never have, never will

I just want a gf so I'm not so lonely
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>>71919141
the most bland car in the world
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>>71919096
What you're really saying is you don't earn enough to be a lefty

It's like a sandwich, the poor and rich are lefty, the middle class are righty. Then the super rich are tory scum too, but that's more of an olive on a cocktail stick than another layer
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when drumpf does a shag does he just lay there

can't imagine him making much effort at it
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>>71919169
use dating sites then
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>>71919112
It's so much worse now that social media exists. It would have been similar 10 years ago but on a much smaller scale.

I finally got a qt from work to go for a drink with me last week and for the three hours we were out her phone LITERALLY didn't stop going off. Texts, FB messages, snapchats, everything.
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>>71919157
>russia owned the nazis, now they own the US

can understand why rorkes are fuming desu
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>>71919130
remember when milton friedman changed modern capitalism and didn't even do any maths

piketty provoked a debate and his findings are generally supported by the data. Minor transcription errors are not flaws with the core argument. Try again rorke
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>tfw too depressed to wank

>>71919183
no, that scares me even more. terrifyingly public
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might kill myself ironically
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>>71919162
>Audi
WOT
U LIKE NICE CARS? DEANO RASHEED!!! RASHEED RASHEED DEANO!!!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOOK AT THIS DEANO!!!!!!!!! HE LIKES EXPENSIVE THINGS LOL LETS LAUGH AT HIM LOL HE DOESNT WANT TO DRIVE A TOYOTA SHITBOX, MUST BE AN ABSOLUTE DEANO HAHAHAH
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oh god it replied to me, now I feel like a paki bender sex offender by association.
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>>71919169
take the trap pill
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>>71919175
dont care as long as it performs
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>>71919205
autism
>>
might unironically keep living
>>
although if i really had the choice, a subaru impreza would be perfect...
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>>71919184
yeah it's the same with any girl

if I find a girl one day who doesn't own a mobile or doesn't keep checking her mobile every 30 seconds I will do my best to gf
>>
>>71919184
Cannot fathom how people live like that. Why on earth would I want to see a photo of some benders face regularly sent via Snapchat with some """"""funny""""" caption or filter
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>>71919205
*gently ushers you away from the keyboard and back to FIFA on your PS4*
*gives you a nice big can of carling to suckle on*
There there Deano, it's alright now
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reminder you lost the genetic lottery
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hand over the fresh gimmicks

this is a stick up
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>>71919251
hello 2005
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2009 era slag
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>>71919179
>the poor and rich are lefty
Aside from a small class of actors/actresses/musicians this just isn't true
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>>71919264
wot no sugar?
>>
the pengest car in existence
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>>71919261
they look normal, she's not even attractive.

Plus they're vapid mongs.
>>
>>71919269
this turns my willy into a king billy
>>
>>71918895

hmm twins
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>>71919183
>dating sites are better
>girls literally have so many messages from guys that their inboxes are full and can't handle any more
>>
would probably want a fiesta st as my first car
>>
>>71919213
>tfw you agree with this but don't like penis
cursed
>>
>>71919290
fuck off deano
>>
>>71919302
Just hunt for tomboys then
>>
>>71919252
Good luck with that.

Every girl under the age of 23 grew up with Facebook.
>>
>>71919290
Only in the 50k range too

I could afford this (if I had a driving licence and had a reason to own a car)

This is my own fault for choosing to live in zone 1. Can't even get somewhere with a parking space for a motorbike
>>
>>71919196
>remember when milton friedman changed modern capitalism and didn't even do any maths
He did though you mongrel, do leftards really think you can win a nobel prize in economics by writing "capitalism is crisis" on your mum's bedsheets and throwing bins or rocks through windows? State of you

>piketty provoked a debate

No, he provoked a slapdown by the profession which simply laughed at him and the legion of NEETs and humanities students who followed him off the intellectual cliff
>>
japanese/korean cars are crap and all look the same
>>
>>71919295
yeah true

made a fake account once with a picture of 4/10 girl and a writeup that made her sound like a vapid whore for research and got like 600 messages in the first day

think the only ones that don't get messages are the actual landwhales and the physically spasticated ones
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need me an upper-middle class house in London
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>>71919345
need an introverted redpilled gf who thinks facebook is a jewish conspiracy to control humanity
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>>71919213
Same
>>
the future is multicultural
>>
me and the lads were at the pub having some food and pints and one of the waitresses comes up to my attractive mate and brazenly says that she likes him. pulls him aside for a mini-date and then they kept going outside for cheeky snogs. given each other their numbers and thats that.

fuck him for being so beautiful.
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post your hometown & rate

fun fact: the big mac was invented here
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheeler's_delayed_choice_experiment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_time_dimensions
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>>71919394

is that the whole house?
>>
>>71919213
>that nose on the top left trap

absolute state of these creatures
>>
>>71919357
haha, he based his entire argument on completely disproven assertions about psychology and decision making

sad for orthodox economics!
>>
>>71919407
the reality is multicultural
>>
the ex told me she thinks about me a lot and asked if I still love her.
What could it mean, lads?
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Anyone else watch the fight where haye was suppose to destroy Bellew but it went vice versa?

Lmaoing at all the crying casual normies on twitter and youtube
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>>71919459
>ex
FONT
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me on the left
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>>71919425

10/10 for paki rape gangs
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>>71919213
I've known two FtMs but no MtFs

where do they congregate
>>
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>>71919425
Derby city centre. There's always some runt with a guitar and a below average singing voice begging for pennies on this street
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>>71919473
Shan't
FOY
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>>71919459
she's looking for attention and validation, she doesn't give a shit about what you think

sack her off immediately
>>
>>71919482
me on the far right
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>>71919482
need to lose a little wait la'
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I'd normally be waking up now with a hangover but I woke up hours ago fresh as a daisy

giving up drinking was the best thing I ever did
>>
>>71919491
internet
>>
>tfw thorougly A nrs social grade
>mum (who earns more) is a lefty
>dad is a centrist
>>
>>71919466
the White man wins again
>>71919523
duh, but irl?
>>
>>71919131
>private companies exist heavily in china
>these private companies are driving most of the economic growth
>b-but they have state owned companies in key sectors

This does not make them socialist you fucking idiot. The MOP is not owned by the workers. It is either state owned or privately owned.

If it was a socialist economy, private companies operating for private profit by definition would not exist. That is called capitalism. You can have capitalism with state owned comlanies existing in tandem. It's called a mixed-market which is what Nordic countries are.

You're thick as shit. Virtually all economic analysts call China capitalist now.
>>
>>71919521
Bastard
>>
>>71919370
Yep, dating sites and apps just enforce the 80/20 law more effectively.

Only girl I've had like me was a 5/10 and extremely boring. Only texts she got was from her mum. These are the two extremes that exist now: uggos who no one wants and qts that have the world in the palm of their hand.
>>
>>71919511
Danelad, why are women from your country whores?
>>
>>71919521
yay, now you can see the state of your own miserable life with unspoiled clarity.
kys
>>
>>71919489
what kind of flag is that?

>>71919493
5/7 looks like a properly depressing british town
>>
Been staying clean shaven lately, so much nicer. Running your hand across your smooth/stubbly faced is comfy

Also stands out from the hordes of bearded runts
>>
almost turtleneck season lads
>>
>>71919482
guy on the right is a big cokehead
>>
>>71919448
armchair /leftypol/ forum-regurgitator BTFO entire capitalist system once again. who can stop us now?
>>
>>71919537
can't believe this autistic argument has gone on for two hours on here now
>>
love her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6iy87YMZOo
>>
>>71919569
>tfw i can't grow more than a little fuzz

im 23 next month, when does the thick beard start to kick in?
>>
>>71919592
Agreed. Leftists are retards who don't even know their own definitions.
>>
thinking about buying a bicycle

at present my ability to get out of the house is limited due the need to walk everywhere. Even walking to the train station is almost a mile and I live in a hilly area

I just want to be able to go to the shops and back in under 50 minutes
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>>71919603
i'm 20 and i wouldn't say it's thick but i can grow a decent beard if i wanted to

depends on your ethnicity really.
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>>71919577
based on what
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>>71919569
I look about 12 when I shave and I'm 23
It's because I've got porcelain white skin with no blemishes.

Fortunately I can grow a dense beard
>>
>>71919582
do you keep up to date with modern economics? the history of the field for the last 20 years has been scrabbling around trying to figure out how to still work with the foundations of the field when the foundations of the field have been thoroughly btfo by neuroscientists
>>
at least we can all agree is that UKIP are a joke now
>>
Just woke up from a dream where I was stealing from my dads stash of weed laced walkers crisps

And he was beating me up for it
>>
>>71919557
>>71919543
calm down you addict freaks
>>
>>71919642
word on the streets
iceage is cool tho
>>
>>71919657
farage was UKIP
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>>71919425
Pretty decent really, all it's downsides are countered by it being the best nights out I've had anywhere in the world
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>>71919628
good lad, go for it. get a mountain bike for versatility

>>71919648
my only problem with shaving often is the cuts I get

my skin still gets a lot of spots sadly, and cutting doesn't help
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>>71919597
>asmr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nD18Bc0lc3
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a thread full of b*its disgusting wtf I can smell it from here hahahahaha
>>
Might watch this 'Warcraft' movie...hopefully it stokes some good ol' nostalgia. Expecting it to be quite bad anyway.
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Modern Monetary Theory is the true economics redpill

You all need to read some Kelton and Mosler
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>>71919670
don't find it hard to believe
could have seen them in Sydney but I couldn't be arsed
kicking myself now
>>
>>71919537
the nordic countries have nowhere near as much control/state ownership as the chinese communist party

it's a spectrum obviously, china are the closest towards communist of any great power or advanced economy, followed closely by russia

try again sweety :)
>>
>>71919680
>get a mountain bike for versatility

Don't think I really need a mountain bike tb?h. I've been looking at "hybrid" bikes.

Feel nervous about going into a shop and asking for advice though; I know all the bike chads will laugh at me and bully me into buying an expensive bike I don't need.
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>>71918203
>>71918273
>>71918404
2 million years in the gulag!
>>
>>71919715
didn't realise my time machine had worked and i was back in 2013
>>
why are humans so hostile against each other naturally?
>>
Just woke up from a dream where my son was stealing from my stash of weed laced walkers crisps

And I was beating him up for it
>>
>>71919634
>inb4 'muh heritage'

well my paternal senpai came from Odenwald, but i've heard that facial hair usually comes from your mum's side. i didn't know her family, and she died a few years ago. she always said her senpai was heinz 57, meaning a little bit of everything. desu she looked super native america, so i might be fucked in terms of facial hair.
>>
spent an utterly stupid amount of money on olives today
>>
>>71919552
Because that's what Western culture tells them they should want to be
>>
Really need to do the shop at big tesco before it closes.

Sunday trading hours are fucking retarded why can't we just 24/7 everything.
>>
*takes a sharp turn into the next lane without using my blinkers*
Are you alright there mate? Mate?
*lifts up what was once your skull which has now been spattered across the road*
Oh dear, bet you wish you weren't on a piddly little bike now
>>
>>71919778
why the fuck would you ask this question, tard?

*grunts and aggressively bumps his chest up against yours*
>>
>>71919683
brb gonna go brush my teeth

holy fuck, how does someone let it get that bad. fucking hell.
>>
>>71919813
good post
>>
>>71919753
*buys bitcoins*
>>
>>71919822
s-sorry boss, I'll pleasure that big american cock immediately
>>
>>71919803
good lad

> gf doesn't like olives
I could fucking slap her sometimes
>>
>>71919734
nah get a road bike if you are just travelling around, the problem with mountain bikes is that theyre heavy
>>
anyone experienced hallucinations
>>
>>71919864
yea
>>
>>71919862
got these green ones with almonds in the centre
>>
i have a 5 to 15% chance of getting a gf this calendar year


my highest odds ever 2bh
>>
>>71919813
>letting your government tell you which hours you can and cannot shop
>>
>>71919828
>why can't we just have a race of minimum wage vampire slaves
hmm yeah no i'd rather have my working hours protected thanks. Worked nights before, it's a life ruiner
>>
*punches through to you that I don't give a toss*
>>
>>71919891
what sort? can you remember?
>>
>>71919864
had a dream hitler won the war desu
>>
>>71919930
mostly delirium due to fever and drug related ones
>>
>he isn't a neoclassical realist
$mh
>>
>>71919753
huh?
>>
>>71919923
Osborne tried to change it in England and Wales.

Lefties had a shit fit because work is evil and the Tories had a shit fit because they're filled with religious nutters who still think anyone gives a shit about that stuff.
>>
>Shops in Scotland, where Sunday trading had always been generally unregulated, retained the right to open at any time.

feels good to live in a proper first world nation
>>
>>71919910
disgusting, those are crap

idiot
>>
can't wait for white genocide
>>
>games that have the inventory key assigned to anything but F as default
straight into the bin
>>
>>71919993
theyre ehh. thought the concept sounded good. got a bunch of others though.
>>
>>71919728
They have state owned companies in certain sectors. Obviously not to the same degree, but your entire argument was

>hurr china still has state owned companies in many areas so therefore they are socialist

Unaware that capitalism can exist with state owned companies and private ones aka mixed-markets.

Off yourself idiot. Nothing about China is communist or even socialist anymore. The workers don't even own the means of production lmao, they have the most billionaires of any country and private corporations exist heavily there now.

>virtually all economists say the modern chinese economy is a form of capitalist (albeit not really a free-market one)
>hurr it's socialism

kys
>>
>games
straight into the bin
>>
>future house
>90s house tropes combined with boring german sax samples

ehhhhhh
>>
>>71919864
yeah kind of

ive experienced hallucinations from mushrooms a few times and from alcohol withdrawals.

the alcohol withdrawals were more subtle, it'd be weird shit like me putting my head to my pillow to go to sleep then hearing voices in the ear that was against the pillow.

mushroom hallucinations were more "complete" but it was visual instead of aural. if i closed my eyes id see a sprawling world of movement, almost like i was on a rollercoaster moving forward through my eyes my closed eyes, passing by weird shapes and colors that i couldn't quite make out but sort of felt like i knew what they were. nature or textured things in general also look crazy on mushrooms, everything looks very HD. and sometimes water or the sky or whatever will look like surrealist or impressionist paintings.
>>
>>71920024
>game makes me hold the action button to do actions
>pressing it does nothing
should be regulated
>>
>>71920024
but f is usually the flashlight button

and yes i know flashlight is a yankism but i felt it was necessary to illustrate my point
>>
if i ever see someone talking good about outsider house imma BEAT HIS ARSE
>>
>>71919864
yeah but i had just taken some dmt so i wasn't massively worried
>>
need to give my face a wash
don't want to get up though
>>
>>71920057
and those private companies are again, driving most of the economic growth in China

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2014-10-14/private-companies-are-driving-china-s-growth

nice """""""""socialism""""""""" there. Capitalism wins again /heftylol/ faggot :^)
>>
>>71918305
Which is state capitalism. The entire country basically runs as a single capitalistic conglomerate corporation, with some defined areas allowed to run outside of the conglomerate, but still subject to its ultimate authority and taxation. As is the case in market capitalism, it is seen as unwise to allow the regular workers (Chinese citizenry) a real say at the top levels of the private corporation (government), and so they are kept firmly away. A society running like this is almost unrecognisable to any of the original marxist principles that were supposedly invoked in the formation of red China.
>>
>>71920111
what was that like?

>>71920078
> if i closed my eyes id see a sprawling world of movement

yeah i had that too on mushrooms

had a big dose of md this weekend though and was having some very different ones
>>
>>71920102
torch is Y you utter runt
E is also acceptable if there's key auto-movement keys
>>
>>71920168
saw stuff melting on md once
>>
>>71920149
>heftylol
oh wow you're so clever
>>
>>71920160
>replying to an hour old post
>>
>it's a bored out my nut episode
>>
mushrooms are great lads.
>>
>>71920178
have never seen a game with a torch in it that didn't have it bound to f by default, except for really shitty ones that i've seen youtube videos of
>>
gonna shave my head
then do a shower
then smoke a fat zoot while listening to free jazz
>>
my ancestors landed in american on october 04th, 1752. thinkin' about celebrating this day from now on.

what're your thoughts?
>>
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jesus STOP STOP STOP with this whole muh capitalism muh socialism debate

I will physically annihilate the first poster to bring it up in the next thread
>>
>>71920250
did they kill any injuns?
>>
You know what? I was afraid of it, I put it off for years and years, but I'm pretty glad I tried Italian food.
>>
wish i understood chemistry or physics or mathematics

curse my right-brained brain
>>
>>71920168

what happened when you did the mdma?

yeah ive also had stuff happen after MD like brain zaps and being able to see a light/laser/electricity move through my body in the seconds building up the brain zap. but ive never had any crazy hallucinations on mdma beside lights or the night sky looking a little prettier or clothes looking a bit more "flowy"
>>
>>71920265
not sure
>>
>>71920168
literally the most intense drug i've ever done. Insane visuals, no random objects appearing from nothing but insane distortion/colours/fractals

the first bit of enter the void is pretty accurate to be honest, it's the most intense visuals i've ever seen. Mushrooms/2ci/2cb/"""acid""" all just gave me weird motion blur and trails and occasionally CEVs
DMT is the shit 2bh, wouldn't touch it again though, something that does that much to your perception scares me a bit
>>
>>71920325
>yeah ive also had stuff happen after MD like brain zaps and being able to see a light/laser/electricity move through my body in the seconds building up the brain zap.


would like to add that this was when i was falling asleep. it was weird because i didnt know what the hell brain zaps were, thought i was going to have a seizure or something and didnt realize that was a normal thing after doing this drug
>>
>>71919493
mentioned
>tfw red eye closed
>>
>A* in triple award science gcses
>A* in maths
>A* in english
>did social science and language a levels
why was i so determined to be a runt lads?
>>
>>71919493
*paints an i between to and let on that to let sign*
>>
>>71920384
>not getting an A** in posting on 4chan
>>
>>71920405
>>71920405
>>71920405
>>71920405
>>
>>71920325
when i closed my eyes i'd have this image of all kinds of random stuff, it would change every few seconds like a page turning in a book or a shitty powerpoint transition

nature stuff, mechanical stuff, forgotten most of it

also everyone looked like they had blue and red UV paint on their faces which might have been from the lights inside the place

>>71920349
would really like to try it out once
>>
>prefer physical books
>noticeably more expensive than kindle versions
hmm
>>
>>71920384
haha yeah

I was in a similar situation to you, but when I was signing up to the sixth form the woman I spoke to looked at the a levels I was doing and said I'd be better off doing something else

(so I listened to her and did maths and electronics and computer science)
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