/cum/

>>71913021
Also environmental edition

>canada
>good government

>tfw have a tiny penis

>>71913021
I haven't slept at all this evening

>>71913045
Even our worst government (i.e., Harper) wasn't all that terrible.

>>71913051
how long is it

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Ancaps BTFO

>>71913014
>the air pollution isn't apocalyptic, so we should just do nothing about it

>>71913059
Trudeau is lightyears shittier than Harper. You're either next level brainwashed or a literal paid liberal shill.

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>>71913021
How do you manage to survive with such a neighbor around you??

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babs

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>>71913064
>dishonest and unfair practices

It's just business

>>71913068
>we should make sure that even more shit is produced in China
>Y-yeah, that'll solve the issue

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>only one from my friend group in college to still be virgin
>we graduated two years ago

cant make this shit up lmao

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can we talk about anime now?
I think I found my waifu

>>71913084
We are friends and allies.

>>71913064
Poor "people" don't deserve clean water

>eating MnM cookies
>start brushing teeth
>realize its too late to have glass of milk

god dammit

>>71913093
>>we should make sure that even more shit is produced in China
When did I say anything remotely related to that?

>>71913108
who dis

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>Poor "people" don't deserve clean water

>>71913116
That's what your policies will lead to

>>71913111
If they pay taxes, they deserve it.

>>71913111

jokes on you, Im poor and I get mountain spring water straight from the source

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"China to cut 500000 steel and coal jobs this year"

It takes an authoritarian government to make the right but unpopular move

>>71913110
Right how about Mexico??

>>71913111
>t. catholic subhuman

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>>71913134
There should be a factory at that spring source

>>71913132
Without a government, who will they pay taxes to?

Good governments accept unlimited immigration.
Canada should not refuse this.

>>71913156

t. xenophobic nation

>>71913144
Pr*tties ruined this country

>>71913131
you're headed down a slippery slope, anon

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>>71913138
We have almost no relationship with them, we play nice at the Three Amigo summits but they are very much secondary to us. The same is true for them and us.

>>71913144
>Unfettered capitalism
>Not supported by the eternal Pr*testant

Catholics are child touchers desu

>>71913184
I only touch my own children

>>71913177
Not when your policies cause all the ice to melt

>>71913135
> there are 150 million people in China that are considered undernourished

too bad they can't even feed their people holy fuck. holodomor 2.0 : chinese boogaloo

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only thing i can think of that's more cucked than anarcho capitalist is a white nationalist one whose wimminz are being stolen on the free market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk

>>71913083
>/pol/bot
>not brainwashed.

Who's responsible for creating enough jobs??

Why are communists and anarchists not killed on sight?

Going to fap and go to bed. Wake me when the autistic communist goes to sleep.

>>71913221
Obama

>>71913221
Fun fact, the president of the US of A has little to nothing to do with job markets in the US of A.

>>71913215
you got nothing

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>>71913200
"China lifted 12 million people out of poverty in 2016"

They're working on it

>>71913221
the government

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>>71913221
Trump

china is still funding north korea no? It is a shithole

FACT: The restructuring of the US economy in response to fears of Japanization allowed the US to almost singlehandedly finance the commercialization of the internet

>>71913262
They're starting to decrease their aid in response to the nuclear tests

>tfw not a man
not a grill
not a trap
im just like, eternally a boy. I look nothing like a man should nor do I act like a man should. Every time I see a decently sized man who's at least 6' with good facial hair, I swell up with envy because I know I will never be that guy.

>>71913262
they're not morons like westerners are and let neighboring regions become destabilized, creating massive refugee crises. the chinese know that they have to prop n. korea up, or deal with a collapsed state and all the refugees

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>>71913236
>Congress and global market trends have far more influence on job creation
>everyone autistically obsesses about presidents

Why?

>>71913238
I got ur moms virginity.

>>71913288
Because the President is a single person that the country can shit on in times of crisis

>>71913248
>the further the chinese government moves away from communism the better they do economically and socially
Yes and that is how they work on it. Authoritarian marxism is the one true political cancer.

>>71913285
>refugees
>China

In what universe bud? Chinks wouldn't do anything but strengthen their border. It's South Korea who is fucked if North Korea collapses.

>>71913288
Because we need a scapegoat/savior
>>71913285
Whats wrong with a bunch of goof refugees anyway? Let that shithole collapse into oblivion please

>>71913110
It's only because of the French. They are best ally

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Best president since FDR.

Yes, that includes the idiot actor.

>>71913300
nah some guy in the 70s got that most likely

>>71913315
You can't stop 25 million starving people from streaming across that border. Not when 3 million of them are "soldiers" who don't care about who they shoot

>>71913315
What are you implying?

Right now China has more refugees than USA, Canada, and Germany

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_refugee_population

>>71913316
goofy refugees will do shit like youtube pranks on innocent chinese civilians. the chinese government realized the goof threat long ago and is responding accordingly.

>>71913315
maybe, but you're talking 20 something million people. it's not a tiny number, and china doesn't want to take that risk. obviously to us south korea is the country we would run to. but when you're a north korean, literally anywhere, china included, is better

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>>71913021
/cumn/

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>want to build my own house
>can't decide of plans
>can't decide on location

suffering

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>>71913389
/cumf/

>>71913348
Yes, from Vietnam and NK. It's like how Russia takes in refugees from Ukraine. They don't take Syrians. Stop actin retarded.

>>71913411
We are talking about NK dumbass...

>>71913398
is doing this hard? what is the cost differenece vs buying one

>>71913402

>tfw /fr/ will never visit

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>>71913348
>According to an article written by Heidi Haugen, the vast majority of refugees are from “the Republic of Korea, the U.S., Japan, Burma and Vietnam.”
>Japan
>The US

>300,000 per 1.3 billion
Okay Zhang, this CIDF bit is getting old.

>>71913423
Can you even count that as a refugee? It's like saying my cousin billy bob came over for dinner. He's North Korean, you're Chinese. Probably related.

>>71913411
>and NK
They ship them back to NK when they find them

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>>71913438
They're busy fighting

>>71913427
>is doing this hard?
if you have no idea what you are doing

>what is the cost difference vs buying one
really depends, i am not doing it to save money, i am doing it because of specifics, i am building a sort of tower, i think

although i won't be done with plans for years to come

>>71913346
>crossing a border in to a country where they can't speak the language
>not the cunt whose major city is almost right next to the border.
>implying the chinks wouldn't shoot

>>71913458
well lads this is the most retarded post I've seen tonight. I'm out. good night everyone. sry to be mean leaf but that post was silly as fuck

>>71913462
50k of them have legal fugee status though

This is a shit thread.

TIL China is a moral country. Learn the biggest mindbenders from on /cum/

>>71913438
That's a blessing in disguise, you don't want French-Canadians in here.

China is the future

>>71913496
alri xhao

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>>71913506
CIDF needs to pay better, this is very weak b8.

>>71913506
do you get paid? srs

>>71913483
>not the cunt whose major city is almost right next to the border
The border is full of landmines and electric fences

>>71913501
I figured it was the guys who cross near Shenyang

i fucking did it. hooker is coming over

>>71913506
*Falun Dafa protests intensify*

The 2020 election is coming soon.

Who do you plan on voting for?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2020

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>>71913560
"You can't stop 25 million starving people from streaming across that border."

>>71913523
>it's not a refugee crisis, it would just be like billy bob coming over for supper :DD
>dude that's retarded
>CHINESE SHILL!!!
why do you function like this

>>71913579
This is how Bernie can still be president

>>71913580
>people who know that the southern border is the most heavily militarized place on Earth aren't going to be more likely to head north
Are you actually retarded

>>71913579
>please shitpost more guys

>>71913612
>North Koreans are extremely knowledgeable about their borders
>Heavily militarized borders mean a lot in a scenario where the military has collapsed
>there are no border crossings

k

>>71913632
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Carlton

>half Russian Jewish

I wonder why she'd want illegals here undermining society?

my themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

>>71913597
will try

she's on her way

>>71913053
same

don't plan on it either

>>71913670
>North Koreans don't know that they are in a state of war when nearly every citizen is subject to conscription
>North Korea's collapse means that South Korea and the US will stop guarding the border
>Every one of those 25 million people are going to cross at the one border crossing which is the most heavily militarized portion of the most heavily militarized place on the earth
So you're shitposting then, got it

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>>71913579

>born in england
>sign papers to become a candidate
*thinking*

>>71913734
he was born in britain but he is american. he grew up in idaho

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>>71913732
>North Koreans simply open Wikipedia and read all about the electrified fences and mines at the border, the countries collapse assures them they are still at war.
>South Korea and the USA will fire upon border crossers from a failed state, but China won't
>everyone in North Korea will arrive at once at the border because of North Korea's famous teleportation technology
So you're just an idiot then, got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY

Heart is beating really fast

What should i do when the sloot arrives?

>>71913829
>he grew up in idaho
Are Mormons the new Jew?

>>71913853
>"I am a faggot"
you

>>71913870
that's utah you're thinking of
utah is 60% mormon, not idaho

>>71913883
There are a lot of Mormons in Idaho

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>>71913913
FUCK

drumpfy isn't that bad desu

>>71913949
kys yourself fascist

>>71913936
Good post

>>71913936
Where did you get this pic of my gf

>>71913964
never looked at it that way before

fuck drumpf!

>>71913870
Mormons believe they're the 13th tribe and only hire other Mormons when they can get away with it

So yes

>>71913829
There needs to be a 21st century definition of natural born

If both of his parents weren't citizens then he isn't american

And he's retarded anyway

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>>71913999
That's it, I am not letting you touch our magic rock now!

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>>71913999
Good trips

>sloot is almost here

IVE NEVER BEEN THIS NERVOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

>ywn be a part of the Mormon prepper culture
>ywn dig 120 miles worth of tunnels into the mountains surrounding Salt Lake City
>ywn survive a nuclear apocalypse with Mormon cuties while your vaults full of magic underwear ensure that your children will be saved for generations to come

Heartburn so bad it woke me up

>>71914099
see if you have heart attack symptoms

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>>71914111
I don't

>>71914091
Your descendants would just get btfo by Caesar's tribal allies anyway.

>>71914130
heart burn can be a symptom

don't die fatty

>>71914143
>implying that LARPing faggot's empire survives Hoover

>>71914028

Did they ever describe how he used it, or does he just gain insight from holding it?

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>>71914147
Thanks

>>71913021

>chinada
>good government
>not greedy

kek

>tfw no gf

>>71914175
I thought he looked through it or at least put it over the text to be able to read the golden tablets.

>>71914032
>yfw mormons also exist in mexico in large numbers

I'm sorry for your loss

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>>71914166
[autistic screeching]

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>>71914207
>Mexico
>talking about good government

>when I go back and listen to a bands music that I hated when I was younger but like it now
Hmm

>>71914403
No. Hell no man. Shit naw man, I believe you get your ass kicked asking somethin' like that man.

>>71914322

Just find it funny that swe and fr are under greed when canada is even worse on the immigrant aspect, may god bless your houses.

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>>71914545
>Canada is worse than Sweden and France on the immigrant aspect

fucking wew, we go very long periods of time without grenade attacks, rioting, or mass shootings from our immigrants.

>>71913730
I love making mistakes I'll regret in the morning!

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>>71914032
Still requesting some proofs

>tfw made $5 today on my ass doing surveys
cant wait to buy black desert online desu

>>71914612

And without the economy to buy a decent house

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Thinken of why the hell am I up at this hour

sup brwohs, dr pepper man, wrestling

>>71914974
Because this is serious buisness

>>71915027
Woah, Hello fellow North American, what are you doing in Australia?

Ameriburgers, I need some tips.

Got an offer to study in Texas for a bit as a part of my degree.

>do people like Yuros there?
>is the cost of living high or low compared to the national average?
>what are some must see/do things in Texas?
>any history that I should be aware of?
>how do I not get lynched on college campus for having an opinion? (it's grad school but I'm still concerned)
>kinda related: how not to get shot in general? is it possible to wander on someone's property by mistake?

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https://www.ba.no/nyheter/trafikk/politi/politiet-stanset-sjafor-som-innrommet-a-ha-tatt-lsd/s/5-8-528079

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I want to be American and live on a big ranch but will never be possible probably

>>71915106
What?

>>71915103
Nigger it's 4am in America, don't expect any reply

>>71915106
I didn't know it was possible to drive while on LSD

>>71915258
It's 6 am on the east coast

>>71914956

He's right, f*ck Bushf

>>71915360
ikr

>>71915103
>Do people like yuros
As long as you're not a muslim
>Is cost of living high or low
Depends where in Texas this is
>What are some must see/do things in Texas
Alamo, Dallas Cowboys games, State fair.
>any history
Lots of it, Mexicans still think they own us
>how do I not get lynched
You won't. Despite what 4chan and media would have you believe, the vast majority of college students are pretty laid back and don't give a fuck.
>How to not get shot
if in a city, don't go in unlit parts of cities known for undesirables and crime, if in the country, then you probably won't get shot. Yes you could wander onto someone's property but as long as you don't pull a gun or run at someone shouting allahu ackbar I don't think they'll shoot you. Texas is a great state, you're always welcome.

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>It's 6 am on the east coast

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>>71915240
ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้

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>>71915630
Problem with the best time zone?

>>71915258
I'm not going to a third world shithole so I don't need a reply from you, discount Spain. Go kill yourself.

>>71915466
Thanks.

>Lots of it, Mexicans still think they own us
I think I'll read up on some stuff. The Wikipedia page seems like a good place to start, it's long as tits.

>>71915103

-Depends on the country but Finland isn't well known enough to get hate. Americans like well behaved foreigners
-Depends, but it seems to be higher than average. Austin is pricey as shit
-Get some BBQ food. Texas is BBQ Mecca, and Franklin's BBQ in particular is renowned by Gordon Ramsay.
-No one's going to have a problem with you being ignorant on their history as long as you're nice.
-This doesn't happen as often as shitposters on /int/ make it out to be, especially in a place like Texas where extreme liberals aren't allowed to metastasize like they do in California. Also, you'll be given more lenience because of cultural relativism.
-Don't go to shitty areas, and don't bother other people.

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>>71915719

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>>71915719
You don't come to cum and bully Mexico buddy

>>71915719

>I'm not going to a third world shithole so I don't need a reply from you, discount Spain. Go kill yourself.

Well it look like you are american enough. Also dont worry, texas is as much of a shithole as any decent mexican city, have fun

>>71916034
is that cenk ugyr from the young turkeys

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Just finished having the seccs with the slo0t

Ama

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>>71916149
Post her nudes NOW

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i feel sorry for the people living in big cities
your ears are always filled noise car noises and your nose with fumes

right now im watching outside from my window and seeing birds looking for worms

>>71916236
You Love Spanish whispering in your ears right?

>>71916834

Some prefer the city. Don't worry you'll die the same birds or not.

>>71916918

>Mandarin whispering

proof

>>71916236
>female pimp (yes, a fat one btw) parks in front of my house and gets out of the car
>"hi can i use your restroom?"
"uh sure.. "(just don't destroy the porcelain)
>let her inside and wait for the girl to come in
>she sits on the couch while i wait for the phatty to finish her needs
>fatty comes out and asks for the pay
>"that would be $75" (hookers are cheap here by american standards)
"ok. Hour and a half, right?" I kindly ask
>"..riiiight. i'll come back after you're done"
>i gib her the monies. she leaves and the sloot and I are alone
"So how do we do this? It's my first time calling an escort"
>"oh okay. Let's go to your room"
>i make hee follow me into my room
>a lamp is on and i ask her if she wants it off
>"i'll turn it off while you make yourself comfortable"
"o-okay"
>undress myself in the dark
"I guess this way it's better" i think
>she starts undressing and takes out a condom
>i stay still while she takes my underwear off and puts the condom with her mouth
>hnngg.jpg
>"do you want me to lay on my back?"
"Yes please"
>she lays her back on the bed and then i proceed to do the seccs
>switch positions during ~30 mins until she asks if i want to cum with a bj
"What? I thought i payed for hour and a half"
>"well yeah but you can only cum once"
"What the fuck they're robbing me" i think
>make her gib me a bj and then change to handjob
>can't make me cum
"Haha bitch" i think
>says both of her arms are super tired
>she gives up and decide to end it there
>what the fuck shit service is this?
"Can't we just keep fucking?"
>"no sorry the condom broke"
>why didn't she bring another one?
>i'm really pissed at this point
>we just lay in bed small talking for ~20 minutes
>had enough of this and asked if her arms were rested so she could jerk me off and i can cum now

This is possibly one of the worse services i've gotten

She's currently by my side in bed waiting for the fatty to pick her up

Sorry it took me so much write this. I'm on my phone rn

>>71916968
why did you even go to a whore?

>>71917044
I was bored

>>71917052
Yeah

Kinda wanna take another pic

>>71916968
He asked if you want to share it in Spanish.
>>71916968
Call costumer service.

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Reminder that Japan and the USA are neighbors

>>71917075
so if you are bored in the us a you go fuck a filthy whore
pleh what a country

>>71917156
She wasn't filthy desu

>>71917052

proof of this sensual mandarin whispering you speak of hanz

>>71917131
Because the US loves ad hoc proxy areas...

>>71917131

wtf I hate Japan now

>>71917245
all whores are a waste of off air, and are nothing but human trash

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>>71917131
The US is also suddenly neighbor of Russia.

>>71917343
>im going to need some proof that krimea does not belong to russia
>i think i have proven it to be true
>prove it hohol

see, easy

>>71917305

Oh i thought it was one of those ASMR shit on youtube. This is rather complex since there are not that many fresh chinese people in here, most are the 3rd generations and dont speak mandarin.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8lEr63hKZ4

>>71917474
wow you're rude

oh wait you're autistic, dont worry i wont hold a grudge.
i can understand, its hard to cope with a mental disorder that causes you to be sexually attracted to being a submissive bitch

>>71917275
The people of Guam & the Northern Marianas are full US Citizens.

The only legal difference between them and other Americans is that they can't vote for federal offices (they share this distinction with fellow Americans living in Washington DC).

>>71917544

ayy cuh her titties out on me bruh
real nigga hours hit hella hard

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>>71917429
Correct

>>71913021
Canada looks really cute

CUTE

tfw on break hour and a half into a 6 hour shift

I like to play on eu servers because in the rare occasion that people get angry they sound so fucking retarded trying to speak english that it just ends up being comical.

>>71918805
what game are you talking about?

>>71918829

csgo faceit and overwatch. i played wow too for a while but it was a bit more autistic than what i'm willing to accept

>>71919586

After playing so much on eu im pretty sure i can, my americano es pretty bueno. The only one's that can notice is that weird racist guy on us/rus

ES IZJĀJU PRŪŠU ZEMI

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>raining
>dont have to work
>sitting by the window with cheese grits and yaupon tea watching the rain fall

who /cozy/ here

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America to us is like the mother...there is no explanation to why we love our mothers very much ^w^ ~~<3333

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Man i really wanted to watch dsp running zelda botw and his fucking switch died.

I'm falling in love with someone at work. And she's falling in love with me.


BTW I'm married. How much do divorce lawyers cost

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Good morning bitches!

>>71922901
why did you marry someone you dont love in the first place?

>>71922953
morning

>>71923610
Do you have morning wood?

>>71923708

earlier when i woke up

fapped it out

grim

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>tfw not hungover

>>71923043

Excellent question.

>>71923964
es

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>>71924103
absolutely grim

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>>71923935
Aw I wish I was there to help you out :(

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>>71924174
high res for those who need it

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>>71924180
that would be immoral anon

>>71924204
is it glitter or grease that shines on grimes face

>>71924279
both I reckon

>>71924251
no it wouldn't have been

I would have helped you by making you bacon, unless you're a jew

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>>71924296
>>71924327
>choose stagename
>grimes
>be grimey

is it supposed to be ironic

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FUCK USPS, buds

Grimes is a national treasure

Haters deserve a lifetime of tinnitus

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>>71924384
fuck the heathen chinee

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>>71924335
business idea

send canadian anon into peoples homes in the night to make plates of bacon and masturbate them in the morning

>>71924412
ill take tinnitus over listening to her music

>>71924460
STOP GIVING MONEY TO CHINA

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>>71924510
they gave some back to trudeau

don't recall giving this turk permission to speak to me

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>>71924624
?_? Can't you be any ruder?

>>71924506
I would do it, but it would be 12,000$ a night

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Asia belongs to Canada

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>>71924624
not even cockroaches need permission to tread on a leaf

>>71924926
I only want east asia, the rest goes in the dumpster

>>71924911
>12 grand for a plate of bacon and a handjob

looks like ill be hiring cheap immigrant labor for this instead of canadians

>>71925055
but it's quality ;)

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>>71925007
It's only a matter of time until the rest of the Chinese race submits to her majesty

>>71925156
Let's start by annexing Taiwan and go from there

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>>71913021

>>71925358
>tfw ur prime minister was elected on lies
LIES!

we must stop global warming

>>71925978
This but unironically

20, autistic, traditionalist, environmentalist, fascist, ethnonationalist, anti-semite, prefers cartoons of 2d flat chests, likes childlike features, christian

>>71925978
Shouldn't have elected Drumpf then

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>why yes i am american

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>>71926699
>autistic
We could have gathered that

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>>71926839
Sorry about fucking up /brit/ btw

Who is Donald Trump's Donald Trump?

>>71927123
his dad

took 400 steps yesterday lol

>>71927209
Name 300 instances where this happened

21, neurotypical, apolitical centrist, radical stoic, voluntary celibate, INTP, Cancer, AvPD, atheist Anglican

introversion, intuition, feeling, perception

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>>71927412

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>>71927901

I'm just sitting here waiting for a good po- oh, oh there it is! It is this post.

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>>71928013
Finna jump out a window famamakamalama.

INFPs focus much of their energy on an inner world dominated by intense feeling and deeply held ethics. They seek an external life that is in keeping with these values. Loyal to the people and causes important to them, INFPs can quickly spot opportunities to implement their ideals. They are curious to understand those around them, and so are accepting and flexible unless their values are threatened.

I base all of my knowledge of myself on what an online personality test has to say about me

*poops on your dog*

*shits on the couch*
*teleports away*

Nuke Canada.

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>nuke canada

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Is there anything in this world comfier than Calvin and Hobbes?

https://youtu.be/wYARrSqsYY4?t=2m24s
>jews

I want to hang out with a Mexican and a Canadian irl.

What the fuck buds.
It's snowing outside AGAIN.

>>71929258
go make a snowman

>>71913338
>Obamacare
>Good

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>I want to hang out with a Mexican and a Canadian irl.

>FDR
>good

>>71928266
my dogs eat poop
they would love you

good presidents:
-lincoln
-FDR
-JFK
bad presidents:
-truman
-nixon
-reagan
-bush sr
-clinton
-bush jr
-obama
-drumpf

>The only Catholic president got shot in the head.
Wow, I can see why the pope doesn't like Americans.

XD

/cum/ i dont know where these alcohols came from
but i shall drink them

>>71929742
The Vatican condemned the Declaration of Independence as wickedness and called the Constitution of the United States a Satanic Document.
>"Rome saw at once that the very existence of the United States was a formidable menace to her own life."iiHe also wrote, "Liberty of conscience is proclaimed by the United States a most sacred principle, which every citizen must uphold...But liberty of conscience is declared by all the popes and councils of Rome, a most godless, unholy, and diabolical thing, which every good Catholic must abhor and destroy at any cost."

>>71929692
add these to good
-George Washington
-Teddy Roosevelt

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Who else here wants to rope themselves rn?

>>71929991
george washington was a traitor to the crown but yeah teddy was a good guy

>>71930032
Every day. I'm just alive because I'm afraid of dying.

who /thot/ here

>>71929692
>obama
>bad

>>71930121
>george bush jr in black face
>good

>>71930086
>a traitor to the crown
Ah, yes. A Canadian shows his cuckholdery.

>>71930115
THOTS OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGZ2kHuaSK8

>>71930159
>>>71929692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

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>>71930088
Yeah who knows what's on the other side. Reasonably it's probably nothing but it could be hell or reincarnation which would suck

Plus I don't want to devastate my family

Doesn't stop me from contemplating it constantly though

>>71930159
so because you love your mom and she loves you back, you're a cuckhold?

long live the queen.

>>71930266
The queen is gay, man

>>71930266
t. cuck

best presidents:

Richard Nixon
John Tyler
Thomas Jefferson

men who should have been president:

John C. Calhoun

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>>71930159
He definitely was a traitor

The American Revolution was basically a bunch of petulant children throwing a big hissy fit. It started with organized street gangs tarring and feathering tax collectors and shit before they started bullying people into fighting for their cause before they got organized enough that France decided to come in and take advantage to get revenge on Britain

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ah yes ive been cucked into a proper form of government and a much higher standard of living and a safer and more homogenous nation

the horror

>>71930379
>and a much higher standard of living

come to new brunswick fuccboi

>>71930372
Why are you complaining? We got our own country to do what we want in.

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>>71930379
>and a much higher standard of living

Reminder that the american revolution was a bunch of ancap fedora rich FUCKING WHITE MALES that owned slaves that refused to pay taxes for a war THEY ASKED FOR against the french so they started a war with the french's help, whom they had attacked not 10 years before. They literally killed the same soldiers that helped them attack quebec a decade earlier. TRAITORS. And 1/3 of america was patriot, 1/3 loyalist and 1/3 neutral.

>>71930440
still better than Appalachia

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ah yes
hating animeposters

>>71930372
>fight for independence, get it in 1783
>Canadians don't fight, don't get independence until 1931 or their own constitution until 1982

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>>71930525
i know bb

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>>71930525
die anime idiot retard