Kill all elves edition
WHO CHICANO MASTERRACE HERE?
Nuke Canada
Why do Americans love McDonalds so much?
:P
FUCK ELVES
On a scale of 8-20 with -3 being the highest and 0 being the lowest, how dead is this thread?
just finished watching gantz o
it was actually pretty good desu
I'm not big on cgi stuff but it actually looked pretty nice
>>71904389
>>71904389
that's a question with multiple and nuanced answers much wider than the scope of this thread
In for /escaping/ Canada. Don't believe the media hype US/Mexibros, this is a horrible place.
>>71904410
Is it because you want to fuck a cute elf pussy but can't get any
Yen > Triss
I got a crystal pepsi from CVS. It's pretty good desu.
>>71904433
BRIT BTFO
>>71904366
i am a mexican-canadian subhuman
>>71904474
woah those exist
I thought mexicans only go up as far as chicago
I made it into the 0352 course guys
Me and my cousin Martin are members of this band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbBKh2T7Cdg
>>71904506
? ? ?
Jack Mormons
>>71904503
we are quite a lot in quebec for some reason, dont know for the rest of canada though
>>71904520
Anti-tank missileman my dude
>>71904514
I don't believe you
How do I train my pet American? how many times a day do I talk him for a walk to the mart?
I like it
Anyone here live in California, Oregon or Washington?
What's it like there?
>>71904433
brts are bery fate lole
>>71904389
Only minorities and poor people really like it. The rest will eat it if there is no other way to get quick food. I'd ask, why do Europeans like it so much?
>>71904544
>walking
subhuman
>Anime posters
Pure and utter cancer
>he actually enjoyed fallout 4
>>71904543
idgaf
>>71904571
Sorry I'm a new owner. Electronic scooter?
>>71904582
wrong
>>71904549
i used to live in Oregon, its alright.
i probably wouldn't move back though.
>>71904503
Trudeau is welcoming everyone we don't take so no all the illegals are fleeing to Canada.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/02/20/us/us-refugees-canada/index.html
>>71904549
I've visited cali orange county
It's mostly a bunch of faggots walking around but it's super chill if you're into immense faggotry
>>71904596
You'll probably want to splurge and get him a Rascal scooter
>>71904582
I enjoyed my first play through, haven't played it since though
>>71904549
Socal sucks it's cold as fuck down here somehow
>>71904544
Just place him on his rascal and he'll handle his starting by himself. It's up to you to clean him after.
>>71904620
Compared to NV it's utter garbage
I've eaten literally nothing but fast food for a week
I got sick
what did I think will happen
>>71904644
I've eaten fast food the last 4 days.
>>71904606
Not a problem
>>71904642
Fallout 4 wasn't apocalyptic enough and the lore wasn't on point, I was disappointed with the dlc (Far Harbor was tight, Nukaworld sucked) I was expecting more expansions but instead got cucked by Bethesda
Making bacon wrapped scallops. I don't eat much fast food but in partial to the sourdough jack.
>>71904698
Fallout 4 was a money grab where we learned just how inferior Bethesda can really be
>>71904622
Because your getting storms to fill up your reservoirs and end your drought. Quit bitching because you've lucked out. I'm sure in no time you'll be back to dead lawns, drained reservoirs, dying crops and forest fires.
>>71904644
Every day I eat 4 eggs for breakfast, either subway or panda express for lunch, and then a snack here and there for dinner and that's it
>>71904722
wonder how bad TES 6 will be buds
>>71904389
haven't been there in months
>>71904698
I don't buy Bethesda games until servers years after release so I don't spend too much and there's mod patches out to fix their broken games. I recommend this strategy in the future.
>>71904722
Fallout 4 isn't really much worse than Skyrim, it's just that the normies finally jumped onto the "Bethesda makes shit games now" bandwagon.
>>71904748
No amount of patches will make fo4 a good game.
>>71904737
The game will literally play itself and you pay it five bucks an hour to enjoy the privilege of watching it.
>>71904722
So Oblivion, Skyrim, NV, Fallout 3 weren't the same exact shit. They all had questionable quality dlc and everyone shit on them. In 10 years everyone will be nostalgic and pretend it was one of the greatest games.
>>71904767
Yes, they've almost completely taken the RPG out of the franchise. It's all about making the game more accessible. They've giving into the mass appeal Jew like bioware did.
>>71904790
Bethesda didn't make NV, as you can see the quality in the story is vastly superior to bethesda shit
The graphics were basically FO3 but the story justified it entirely
>>71904767
Bullshit, it was still pretty fun the first play through. Maybe not as addictive as other games but hey that's also partially due to getting older yourself
>>71904790
>NV
It wasn't
>>71904644
>I've eaten literally nothing but fast food for a week
Amateur I've done that for the last 25 years
Toilet paper is for retards. Buy moistened wipes instead. I just picked up 2 packs of moist wipes instead of TP, best decision I've made all week.
>>71904821
The storywriting was garbage
Fallout 4 had such good opportunities for dlc, I was thinking of the Ohio Valley since the colonies I think fought Quebec for the land and that would have been interesting
A dlc in Quebecl would have been cool, english vs french
>>71904835
Enjoy your clogged main.
>>71904835
>moistened wipes
>Not blasting your asshole with the shower head
Who's retarded, retard?
>>71904835
>still not having a bidet
>>71904835
Just fuck my drains up senpai
oblivion is no longer new enough to be a bad game
>>71904847
I was expecting them to jerk off Fallout 3 more
>>71904849
>>71904858
Unless you live in France or some other third world area, the toilet safe flushable wipes should be fine for your pipes.
>>71904881
>toilet safe flushable wipes
No such thing
>>71904868
It was never bad. The writing was meh and a ton of autistic screeching was had when they removed the spell making system because it broke the game.
How tall are you and how much do you weight?
I have a feeling I could rape every single person ITT without breaking a sweat
Donald could order me dead and I'd vote for him again
>>71904907
6' 2'' and 230. Try me, faggot.
>>71904389
The last time I got anything but coffee there was 5 years ago. I like their coffee, but the food is disgusting.
>>71904881
For the record I use a wipe and tp to get rid the moisture.
>>71904904
but spellmaking is in the game
>6' 2'' and 230. Try me, faggot.
>>71904911
Plan on doing it in a few years.
>>71904907
6'1"
190 lbs
>>71904925
Heh, pucker your anus boyo
>>71904907
5'9" and about 120
>>71904907
6'5" 270lbs
Not trained to fight, so you may win.
>>71904933
I meant the old system where you could make ridiculous spells. They kinda relegated magic by doing it though.
>>71904881
>>71904893
Cities in the U.S. had to invest money into getting that shit (and "flushable" tampons) out of the sewage because it is too dense and doesn't break down. Sure in a good system it'll flow but it's a ton of trash that is tough to deal with.
t.Someone who works on infrastructure projects.
>>71904964
Manlet
Don't post anime.
>>71904964
smol
Considering going to a dive bar around 12am-1am and see if there are any lonely Paddy's day girls. How bad of an idea is this
>>71904985
this
>>71904549
Live in the Sierras and it's generally god-tier.
Bay area was great too, would do again if I could be fucked to get a new, more intense job.
>>71904982
>>71904993
I know :(
>>71904881
That's a lie. Flushable wipes don't degrade fast enough, like toilet paper, and end up clogging up your pipes.
Source: got my pipes clogged. I just wipe and hop in the shower now lol. Not worth the money to unclog em.
>>71904995
might hurt
bit chilly out right now
>kiss me im irish
I don't wipe.
>>71904907
6'2" 175
Working on it though.
Up 10lbs of muscle.
>woke up at 7 today
>went to work for 830 to open the store
>had a busy 4-hour shift with lots of customer interaction
>do some shopping then take a walk after
>got a nice new shirt and pants
>nice day out, sunny, a little cold
>had indian for lunch with my dad and brother
>went down to my barber's and got a haircut
>come back home and mum has made brownies
What a nice day, buds. Anyone else having a pleasant time?
>>71904907
5'11", like 135 pounds
You could probably rape me
>>71905003
It's okay scrote. There are plenty of manlets out there living really kick ass lives.
>tfw my birthday is next week and I just want to be alone for it
INSHALLAH
>>71905032
Yeah, it's a bit nippy.
I really, really fucking hate democrats.
drumpftkins btfo
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/838185255664291842
>>71905099
Me too.
t. Liberal
Fucking frigid out.
>>71904856
But won't the shit fly everywhere if you do that
>>71905117
>His town unironically has a beaner name
pretty funny desu
>>71905090
>>71905117
This is an international board, please be considerate and use metric and Celsius units
>tfw democrat
>everyone hates us here
>>71905040
My bf slept over last night and he made me pancakes this morning
>party loyalty
>he enjoys something I dont
>proponent of cold-weather meme and doesn't even ski
Not white desu
>>71905139
No.
>>71905147
Why have you abandoned liberalism for identity pandering and feelings-centered paternalism?
>>71905147
Please make sure you don't procreate.
Am I guy if it's only for cute boys
>>71905129
At least it's Christian.
>>71905147
Stop electing people who want to take my money
>>71905169
>tfw barely know how to play hockey because I skied competitively in my youth and only ever played pick up hockey with my friends
i might as well be swiss, i even speak french
>you have to be partisan to hate a political party
>>71905147
Both parties are equally garbage desu
The only unwise decision is thinking it matters who you elect.
>>71905162
>>71905176
>>71905177
I don't really try to identify as a democrat but I can't vote for them here in oklahoma without being registered as one
>>71905188
>implying you don't get every cent of federal tax back
>>71905156
Sounds cozy.
How long have you guys been together?
>>71905107
note about this
the guy celebrating the old white man being pepper sprayed is a hispanic jew
if you are white you should be aware that jews and hispanics are generally your enemy and are here to destroy you
the state itself has effectively been taken over by people who seek your destruction and trump, while a positive, is not you savior
at a certain point these people will have to be dealt with directly and that time is fast approaching
>>71905212
>implying I'm not planning for the future
Suck it nerd
it takes a special kind of retardation to think the democrats are left wing
just rubbed my willy a bit lads. just a bit
>>71905139
>>71905197
lemiddlegroundstrawman.jpeg
>>71905194
I completely lost my ability to skate after having not done so for about 10yrs.
Was humiliating.
Never putting on a pair of skates again.
>>71905224
Not very long desu. He just didn't want to go back to his dorm
>>71905239
left and right are relative
If I was a commie pinko from Canada or Europe then yeah it would look like the US has two right wing parties
>>71905254
Thank you
I let the professionals play the hockey for me. Much higher quality than what I could produce.
>>71905239
It takes a special kind of retardation not to recognize that the Democrats are left of the American center
>>71905274
left and right are not relative, the democrips are centre-right like our conservative party
>>71905266
I'm glad you had a good day as well anon.
What's Monsoon's「STAND」?
I think humanity has outgrown the need for big governments.
>older sister with good education, a bf and a job just gave birth to a healthy girl
>meanwhile I'm 25, shitty diplomas, shitty full time labourer job paying only 15$/h, still living at parents', no gf, still virgin
If I could be a NEET in my own damn place at least
>>71905232
>t. temporarily embarrassed millionaire
>>71905204
Have you considered sterilization? 15 years ago I would have understood, but today, you're just voting for neocon globalists.
Violate the NAP
Get knee capped
>>71905309
Thanks bud :3
>>71905330
>7 billion + people
> humanity has outgrown the need for big governments.
I would normally fedora post this one but you are just too retarded
>>71905348
>15 years ago I would have understood, but today, you're just voting for neocon globalists.
Right because clinton was not a globalist? fool
>>71905338
>"only" 15 dollars an hour
Mfw I look up CAD/USD
>>71905375
People crowdsourcing on 4chan have done a better job investigating shit than our own government.
>>71905357
Killing commies doesn't violate the NAP because commies aren't people
>>71905375
>standards of living tend to go as economic restrictions are relaxed
I would normally fedora post this one but you are just too retarded
>>71905377
>Bill
>15 years ago
dummy
>>71905412
Yes communist aren't even animals because that's rude to the intelligent apes like chimps. They're basically rocks.
>>71905431
he was president 16 years ago fuck off you literal cock sucking slut bag
Gonna have some clam chowder, buds. Death to communists.
>>71905454
>being a dummy
>>71905454
> being a dummy
>>71905454
bit too hostile for my /cum/. Tone it down or get out.
>>71905454
t.dummy
virgin-ia
>>71905454
>being a dummy
>>71905454
Dumb dummyposter
>tfw the first black president will go down in history as a disgusting piece of shit wiretapper
>>71905517
> first black president in history is a criminal
What a surprise
>tfw aggressive dummyposting gets a 6/1 (You) ratio
*scribbles down notes*
I like gay rights and legal weed but I hate gun control and white guilt.
What am I?
>>71905530
Im pretty sure that if I spoke with an English accent I would sound less like a sperg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enIIfAZC210
>americans
>>71905517
>trusting trump
Trump makes insane allegations on a daily basis stop believing his dumb shit
>loses the popular vote by the biggest margin in history
>"IT MUST HAVE BEEN ILLEGALS THAT VOTED FOR HILLARY"
>>71905537
a fag lover
>>71905537
reddit libertarian who likes Rand Paul because he wants to legalize weed
>>71905537
A sensible person
>It's a the Right still doesn't know how plausible deniability works episode
>>71905560
who is fighting who lmfao
>>trusting trump
>>71905542
I was only pretending to be retarded
Okay nevermind this one is tops the other video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas
>Americans
>>71905584
Antifa vs everyone
>>71905537
A human being
>>71905560
Thought that was a Gadsden flag for a second and I got confused
>open window for some fresh air
>reeks of marijuana
California is so great
>>71905603
> namefagging on /cum/
Why? what makes you special?
>tfw I watch JoJo unironically
>>71904644
I ate an entire little caesar's pizza the other day. I dipped the slices in ranch. I didn't gain any weight, surprisingly.
i dont think that gays should be allowed to get married
>>71905537
Someone I can agree with.
>>71905639
Same
>>71905619
Why are you burning marijuana if you don't want to smell it?
>>71905623
My mom said I was born special
>>71905564
He's always right though
>>71905608
>amerigobbles
>>71905639
this
>>71904723
Fuck, man
Try hiking in this fucking mud up a goat trail bro, I'm not a local I'm forced to be here, fuck the rain and fuck the locals' lawns as well
I ironically don't watch anime
Isn't it funny how the left is always right
>>71905686
a obvious lie
I'm white
@71905659
In that case, consider yourself filtered.
imagine getting on your knees to service your boyfriends cock, and slurping down his hot load and then kissing him and saying "Gosh darn I truly do love you cletus but putting a knot on this arrangement would be mighty immoral, jesus said so"
>>71905639
I do, but I don't think marriage should be a legal matter in the US. There should be civil unions for any two adults, and marriage should be a personal, religious, or cultural thing.
>Three cum threads up
Where can I get a Windows XP Professional CD key at 9:30 on a Saturday night?
My grandpa is mexican but he acts extremely white and is a centrist democrat
His father made tamales for a living
Am I a meme?
>In that case, consider yourself filtered.
Put potato chips in my clam chowder instead of crackers. I highly recommend this bold and brave discovery.
drinking a diet dr pepper and black spiced rum
>>71905639
Awful post.
>>71905737
Excellent post.
>>71905759
Nah tamales are delicious.
>>71905759
Rope yourself
>>71905717
>>71905717
His name isn't Cletus
>gay """rights""" is in any way an important political issue
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Is there a better ice cream bar?
>>71905807
lol
is he from the ozarks though?
>>71905817
someone pls explain jojo to me
>>71905817
>tfw finished season stardust crusaders and diamond is unbreakable
>Almost finished the first season
What am I going to watch after?
>>71905717
Incredibly post.
>>71905819
Read the manga
>>71905834
He's from Hot Springs
>>71905860
>watch
>>71905859
It's like getting your dick sucked for the first time
>>71905747
What an important question.
Strawberry > Chocolate > Vanilla
This is the correct preference for the big 3 in the ice cream biz.
>>71905879
Yes. I am the minority. I do not read manga, I watch anime. Laugh at me all you want. I don't care. Yes, I prefer dubbed thank you very much.
>>71905747
Just fucking pirate one of the million improved versions.
lol (u/s)^a
>>71905922
you mean some pajeet-tier botnet-infested pre-cracked shitware? No thank you.
>>71905877
>tfw ayn rand's world of a stagnated socialist USA with art deco architecture dominating well into the 60s never happened
i fucking love buildings like this wtf i love hot springs now
I wish I could have some drinks but I'm already sick and I took 3 advil just an hour ago
Even so, the bourbon, it calls
>>71905963
Hot Springs is a beautiful city desu
>>71905983
won't be saving this
Stardust Crusaders was the best part
>>71906020
kys (kill yourself)
>>71906020
That's not SBR.
fist of flames is not a member of a canadian band of first nations and is an imposter cumsk*n
Curly fries > tatortots > waffle fries > steak fries > regular > chips (soggy britfries)
>>71905919
You might as well be a true patriot
WATCHING the DUB is the right way
onion rings > all
>>71906069
Not a terrible post at all.
>>71906032
Why? Stardust Crusaders was the best part, it was the last in the series to have manime
>>71906048
I only watched the anime so far
>>71906059
I bet you wish you could cover me in your cum, but I'd never let your stinky dick come close to me
And another to the filter list.
>>71906088
im a heterosexuali have no desire to have sex with mentally ill men
Shoe string fries > onion rings > sweet potato fries > waffle fries > curly fries > steak fries
>>71906088
are you a girl? answer honestly please
>>71906069
Where are the shoestring
>>71906088
>it was the last in the series to have manime
parts 5 and 7 were much manlier than starshit cucksaders
>I have to turn /cum/ into a safe space by filitering people
>IMG.jpg
>>71906123
this
although i would understand if you banned attentionwhores like german (footkraut) or thai (algerian) flag
>>71906118
I'd put them after tatortots, I suppose. Like when steakhouses serve then on top of the beef.
>>71906113
>sweet potato meme fries
>current year
How are you not over them yet
*filters everyone*
>I refuse to improve the quality of my /cum/ viewing experience because I think that filtering is for sissies
reminder that semen is the essence of male life giving vitality while shit is merely the substance that was so worthless it could not even be used to help sustain life
cumskin > shitskin
>>71906112
Yeah, you're a heterosexual alright
>>71906114
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
>>71906120
Giorono Giovana is the best Jojo after Stardust
>>71906152
t. literal sissy
>>71906123
Rebbit pls go
BBQ sauce > honey mustard > ranch > ketchup > mayo > spicy ketchup > Sriracha
>>71906155
>it could not even be used to help sustain life
Human shit is a pretty good fertilizer
>>71906165
It's pretty fun ngl
pls
71906173
>bbq sauce
>no finer distinction
>the rest of that ranking
Utter pleb at worst, weak bait at best
>>71906181
plants are a lower lifeform, just like shitskins
>>71906155
the beautiful and somewhat tragic irony is that you the cumskin will die a virgin never having fertilized a white woman
>>71906173
>Sriracha below mayo and ketchup
Silly as sir billi
>>71906212
I'm still considering this a (You)
Alone drinking malt liquor on whatever day it is today that has people acting like it's St Pat's.
What's up cummies
>Canada, United states, Mexico
>Mexico never posts
Hurts my feelings 2bh
>ooga booga muh dicc niqqa
gf just taped this to a brick and threw it at my head
in the hospital atm, have a concussion
who /pure virgin/ still
>>71906173
Pretty good list
Where do you rank thousand island?
71906259
You would, but it isn't.
>>71906266
Most of the English speaking Mexicans on 4chan are assholes
>>71906266
They're mad at us for sending all the criminals back.
>>71906278
Above ketchup. It's great on a burger.
>>71906282
Only baja sur and a couple of the others that go through moods.
business idea: /cug/ (canada united states greenland)
mexico has /lat/
>>71906311
Mexicans are the only good posters here
Borderlands 2 is free on xbone. Another multiplayer game to remind me I have no friends.
dijon mustard is unironically the best condiment
>>71906311
Didn't the Greenlander move?
>>71906326
It's shit.
>>71906266
what do you want
>>71906330
Pretty good post.
8/10 even
>>71906346
*rips out your heart*
"Nothing, at least not anymore. I already have it...Now get out of my sight"
Got a game of Cards Against Humanity going if anyone wants to play.
Password is rage
http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=39
Ded thred
Hey
Hey guys
Hey guys, get this
Hey
Hey guys
get this
Donald...
DRUMPF!
Hehe
*audience raucously applaudes*
post buses
>>71906505
drumpfsharts btfo
Forgive me
>>71906536
don't have any
Ronald McClownF*ckerDrumpf IS NOT MY PRESIDENT
OBAMA BARROLD h. GODLORD OBAMA WILL BE MY MASTER FOR LIFE
>>71906346
Love and acknowledgement
waiting for a new thread to post the spicy meme I made
posting it anyway
>>71906536
aesthetic
Kay