new creps edition
>>71902136
gay af
It's the lad with the singer gf here again.
>She just told me not to be worried if she's back very late or not at all
Wtf does that mean
elsa
a dying breed, perhaps?
plymouth is actually an alright place
depression is a choice
'nime
Do NOT reply to the cuckfag fanfic
DO NOT
In my parents' day, these used to be called "nigger babies"
Bad (or sick) guy!
>>71902166
t b h!!!!!!
another saturday night on /brit/
haha
ha
...ha
>'tarcuck detected
would love to take the train to yakutsk if they ever finish building the line
If only
>>71902165
>>71901978
If you think im bad at signing just wait til i play piano
yer da used to cover your books with leftover wallpaper in school
>>71902136
>When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
>>71902165
wondering how that guys so skinny but has no visible collarbones
had 2 cans of special brew now on the stella
>>71902213
>thinking what i posted was an englishman
FOY
WELL I'M RUMBLING IN THIS JCB
obama wiretapped trump
>>71902184
black and white photos make everything look amazing
wish I was there
>>71902224
wouldn't mind a da that gave a shit about my education desu~
>>71902227
great post
>he takes a very obvious, conspicuous drink from his bottle of water as he enters the shop to make sure the staff don't think he stole the bottle when he leaves without paying for it
I see you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo
First time my eyes have watered up in a while lads. Bloody love this man.
state of my life tbqh
wish i was a mole in the ground
117 KB PNG
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
Lads its me again one of the band members texted me a photo of my gf and the drummer and they were sitting really close and laughing. Wtf do I do
thinking of buying this car
>>71902262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQFebRcznA
>>71902197
stay mad, stringfingers
would rather have a reasonably sized willy in my arse than be a guitarist
Got a massive dental abscess throbbing in my mouth and I can't sleep
JUST
>>71902280
>loving a kike puppet that only notable achievement was turning europe into a collection of yank/soviet vassal states
what the literal fuck is actually wrong with you
>>71902298
LARP on /brit/ some more
parents made me learn guitar for ages
can play to quite a high level
enjoy playing it alone
I have a very boring monotonous voice
>>71902334
Rasheed
>>71902351
think my voice might sound a little gay
need a second opinion though
>>71902280
I Vow To Thee is such a beautiful song
>>71902334
>dee juus
>>71902351
ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand
>>71902376
Vocaroo x
>oy bey remember muh dresden 2000 million!
>>71902347
play us a tune lad
just demolished a paki vanilla cheesecake
facking lavely
Victorian Britain was the greatest thing on Earth
>>71902232
They're a mark of beauty
Would be incongruent with the rest of his look
>>71902409
oh look, it's THIS poster again
>>71902380
how much did soros pay you to make this post?
>>71902362
hmmm yes being not in favour of the collapse of the white world is "rasheed"
fuck off you stupid fucking paki twat
>>71902380
nah winston churchill LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY was funded by the jews
>Strakosch being a Jew and his involvement in the payment of the private debts of Sir Winston Churchill, in 1938, has been cited as evidence of Jewish involvement in British politics in the run up to World War Two. Strakosch had supplied Churchill with figures on German arms expenditure during the latter's political campaign for rearmament against the Nazi regime, and the financial arrangement enabled Churchill to withdraw his home Chartwell from sale at a time of financial pressures.[5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Strakosch
>The idea that the inventor of the term "focus group" was Winston Churchill is intriguing, but a bit of a red herring. The group of high-profile opponents of the Nazis whose meetings he attended in the 1930s was usually just called Focus.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-32141190
>>71902399
not now its dark and im in bed
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer. She's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
>>71902394
>2000 million!
I wish, that would be all the Germs and then some
OY VEY. VICTORIAN SLUMS. NO MULTICULTURALISM
Do it again, Bomber Harris.
Going to a pre in 2 hours
Guess everyone here now is an ab normie loser on his computer on a Saturday night
>>71902432
reckon it's cause you're shit and you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of /brit/
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer. Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
https://youtu.be/-paRIf5hWys?t=2m27s
hmmmmmmmm
anyone know what 'reem meant by this?
>>71902463
bit of both
>tomorrow ill be thinking "work tomorrow"
can I post here? I'm 3/23rds Irish on my dad's side
Scuse me boys but I'm gonna have to stop you there and ask to see some top tier ASMR or else I'll be forced to take you in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5YHgZDwCE
WE WERE MEANT TO BE ALLIES YOU FOOLS
he drinks a whisky drink,
he drinks a vodka drink,
he drinks a lager drink,
he drinks a cider drink
>>71902314
go to the dentist. i put up with the pain because i didn't know what it was and even had two checkups in that time (he didn't notice). had to get the thing hollowed out . might have had to do that anyway but would have saved a lot of pain and blood if i knew earlier. trouble is i don't know how my painful something is relatively speaking and that chart with the smiley faces doesn't work
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer, but she's touching his chest now he takes off her dress now let me go
>>71902473
>the weak should fear the strong
>>71902461
friday is the main night for going out here
i can't afford two nights out a week right now desu
doing a drive
drummer here
shagging this autists gf right now
he has no idea
foreigners? nah not a fan
Obama is going to jail
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
>>71902480
I don't understand why people think Sundays are comfy. The only comfy days are Thurs-Sat
>>71902537
ah yes just like nixon went to jail for doing the exact same thing
>>71902473
might have a wank over this, look at that raw sexual chemistry
just been in a car crash
>>71902480
32 hours and 40 minutes to go lad
>>71902566
Nixon was pardoned
>>71902159
stop playing out you cuck fantasies post texts
>95% white in the centre
>>71902572
my fucking sides
>>71902572
good post
Would rather kill myself than leave London
>>71902587
you think they would put obama in jail for such a small thing?
a slap on the wrist at most
amazing to think how much social progress has been made in the last decade
even more amazing is how much work is left to be done
>>71902489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To8alRQRC9Y
>>71902572
>
how do normies break their phones in the same way every time
>>71902629
ahh yes the black canadian
>>71902617
stockholmistan syndrome
>>71902629
you mean how much work is left to be undone
>>71902629
so progress means "everythings cocked up" now?
Lads its me again one of the band members sent me a picture of my gf with the drummer. She's with some black guy and it's captioned
>Once you go black you don't go back
And his 15 inch cock is all the way inside her, and her pussy looks ruined. Wtf does that mean.
>>71902622
Ah yes, wiretapping a presidential candidate is a "small thing"
>>71902648
*gasses you*
*warms up some dinner I made on wednesday night*
>>71902522
bit underexposed
also would have preferred it to be taken a bit further back to prevent the wheel from being cut off and providing a bit more of the exterior landscape to situate the viewer
wiping one's bum is a woman's game
>>71902629
Oh boy, the black queer (paedo) Canadian
>>71902668
*gets tingles from the hissing sound of the gaz being pumped*
>>71902692
>bit underexposed
t. does not understand aesthetics at all
>>71902654
it's cool to have a smashed up phone
it's usually accompanied by a story about how you were pissed and deano gave you a gram and you went off your nut and threw your phone at a muslim
>>71902501
I did, last week. He drilled into it, drained some of the abscess and then booked me in for a couple of weeks to do a root canal. But now the abscess is back and i don't know whether to go back
Fuck my life
Who else here still uses the 'berry?
>>71902726
Stopped using them 3 years ago
Never fucking again
>>71902714
sounds like what I did was the smart thing. only the one trip
>Got my weekly bread ration vouchers today
>the expiration date on them was yesterday
>no more till next Thursday
Lads remember to tell all your foreign "friends" what a horrible place our nation is
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/01/britain-one-of-worst-places-western-europe-asylum-seekers
>>71902665
it is for a president of the US yeah
he could wiretap anybody he wanted and get away with it
they could never get enough proof in court to say that his wiretapping had anything to do with assisting the hillary campaign
it would be a waste of time for trump
>>71902409
oh yes, no welfare state, slums, no voting rights for most people, endless wars abroad, no education prospects
how wonderful
>>71902726
Quite literally nobody now but they were popular with normies when I was in secondary school for some reason
What should I watch before bed lads?
another absolute belter
have you ever thought that maybe there's a reason right wingers tend to be poorer and less well educated than left wingers?
think about it
>>71902751
>welfare state
Creation of violent underclass filth
>slums
Rosenbaum lie
>>71902755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KBGQ-1kV8c
this
>>71902726
no one
>>71902736
wild dogs ate the gee eff(male) on the way home so i had to have a wank tonight
>>71902775
*gasses you again*
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5xgx8h/virgins_of_reddit_how_old_are_you_and_why_are_you/
Kek
We've just passed into the realm of Gondor!
>>71902755
stick some anime on
>blackberry
fucking canadians I cannot breathe
Rorke hours reach their peak during abnormie hours (11-1AM on a weekend night)
*calculates the correlation*
Hmm yes....
>>71902703
No, actually, the photo looks like a bad attempt at Baroque imagery. The highlights aren't nearly at a high enough exposure. I'm not talking about the purposeful dark areas.
>>71902726
I kind of miss phones with keyboards.
>>71902540
>90% white as long as you don't count london
>>71902771
can you give us some in-depth statistics to back up those very broad claims m8
Greater London is black and medically autistic.
need a 'nadian f
>>71902755
BlackLadDoingAHelicopter.webm
the so-called slums
>>71902792
*does relaxation breathing exercises*
wouldnt mind if london, birmingham and bradford were dresden'd
>>71902809
mostly normie in real life though, good day today
got an 8 inch willy if you count the entire urethra
>>71902836
looks lovely
wish I was there right now instead of in my comfy bed shitposting
>>71902774
classist scum fuck off
>>71902726
could never use that. the buttons are tiny but they were popular about 6 or 7 years ago
>>71902775
bit weird, didn't think women watched ASMR vids
*stands in your way*
Shape of you, lad
>>71902865
doubt that desu
>>71902880
Ah working class people had poor living conditions 150 years ago?
Who would've thought it????????
>>71902836
ermm sorry mate someone on here told me victorian britain was a utopia and slums were made up by the jews
>>71902908
no, slums were made up of the jews
>>71902793
>That said, I have no confidence around women. Much of this stems from being extremely short (5'3").
Screeching
>>71902836
Bunch of runts.
Would hit them all with my cane.
abolish the welfare state and stop taking in refugees
Georgian britain was best britain
>'slums' would cost millions nowadays
really thinking rn
I remember when I was at uni and I would keep getting ill, didn't realise it was because I was living on super noodles and had no vegetables
>>71902870
you're supposed to measure it from the anus
i've got a 9 incher, me
Need a film before beddy byes.
>Liberal Reforms 1906-1914
>Labour governments 1945 to 1951
>New Labour 1997–2007
Best Britain
noggin's joggin in this thread
who /wasting their 20s on 4chan/ here
>>71902980
nah it's cause you're always surrounded by people and you're going out a lot more
lived in pretty much solitude since uni and never get ill even though I live on supernoodles still
>>71902999
tatas under seige
>>71902999
Marius, original version
>>71902999
lol i heard my parents watchin borat last night it was funny hearing it
this one got me thinking
big lad
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRO0crmgN9i
/tv/ janny didn't like my wheat thread
>>Liberal Reforms 1906-1914
>>Labour governments 1945 to 1951
>>New Labour 1997–2007
>Best Britain
>>71902654
what, you mean shattered glass?
>>71902937
>Don't worry I know a really successful manlet who ended up marrying a single mom with two kids
Guffawing
>>71903039
lmao why is this? cornwall is poorer than the poorth but doesn't have as high a rate
>>71903068
i have a tiny scratch that's only visible for an angle and that's from pressing a chair leg in to the screen
>there are people that can't cook their own favourite food
how are manchilds allowed to exist
>gf found the poo sock
>>71903093
the irish: see liverpool and manchester
NEED an asmr role play gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krooozq-wK4
>>71902793
HOWLING
O
W
L
I
N
G
>>71903002
>>Liberal Reforms 1906-1914
that was a time of great unrest
White privilege rearing it's ugly head again, soon there will be jackbooted thugs marching through the streets with their English flags singing songs about Churchill being a good man. It's disgusting.
>>71903064
that reminds me
>New new Labour 2015-Present (parallel reality)
>>71903102
don't have a favourite food desu
what should I eat for dinner lads..?
>>71902999
some Monty Python? Holy Grail?
>>71903135
Hard times make great men
is Cheshire fatcam?
>>71903132
>Don't worry becoming a cuck and raising another man's offspring is always an option
I cannot believe my eyes someone would post this. What a putrid thing to say to a man
am I the only one who still uses a 'berry
god has played his trump card
>>71903165
>le cuck meme xD
'kys'
squealing
>>71903176
Only banker twats use blackberry
>>71903176
am I only the one who needs to berry my dick
>>71903100
I've dropped mine dozens of times and it's fine
even though it's an iphone, figure that out
>>71903176
what does a football club know about the link between IQ and mobile phones
lost my virginity to a 30-something neighbour when i was 15 desu
fig 1, normus primus
>>71903136
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/837299352443977728
hmmmmmm
>>71903176
still use an iphone even though i know they're shit because i'm too lazy to learn how to use anything else, and also because i don't know what will happen to my music without itunes
prerequisites for being a normie:
at least 6'0
at least 6/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVAqdHXb1Ic&index=6&list=PL9YypHukU_hZg32zHrG-WSdmKNMEzNTF4
>>71903241
another bloody racist
>>71903136
Churchill was a fucking scumbag
Shame he was ever born
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/5xje1u/a_look_inside_the_incels_life/
>ywn be a scottish expat in canada
>>71903260
mdr
Palestinian Woman Dies at 40 after Giving Birth to 69 Children
http://ifpnews.com/news/world/middle-east/2017/03/palestinian-woman-dies-at-40-after-giving-birth-to-69-children/
Even alcohol isn't helping me be temporarily happy now
anyone had a good experience getting a chinky android phone?
>>71903251
am 6'2", reasonably handsome and pretty fit, but i'm autistic and squander my youth being a neet on 4chan
>>71903265
>tfw i used to post on there
>>71903290
is this the current leaderboard champion of evolution?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39158413/gilda-wabbit-the-face-of-a-liberal-future
Gilda Wabbit, the drag queen that featured in the "liberal future" image shared widely on social media, says she's "actually an image of what America should be".
>COME ON ANON LETS BE SILLY
What do?
>>71903330
go back
>>71903251
there's more manlet normies out there, they have well proportioned bodies like >>71903225
>>71903241
whys he got a dress on
>>71903310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
what about now?
>>71903039
>tfw live in Lancashire
Fucked it lads
Am I going to die
what do northerners even look like?
I assume they are vaguely brown like "white" americans living in south USA
>>71903341
*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
>>71903241
>>71903335
Do Drag Queens think they're really women like trannies or are they just fellas with a fetish?
Americans are ok but I fucking hate how they drag out every 'e' sound
i.e. pronouncing eggs and legs as 'ayggs' and 'laygs'
That's probably the main thing that I don't like about yanks
>>71903378
fake account
Tommy Robinson is a hero
muslims don't belong in europe.
lancaster is gods own creation
>>71903312
Xiaomi's have excellent build quality
>>71903398
can you people ever stop talking about yanks?
>>71903265
I don't know why they act like they have it so bad, I'm virgin as well but it's my own fault for not even attempting, I don't even think about it though until I come on here and see people whining, it's like being incel defines their fucking entire lives, it's pathetic to look at.
>>71903401
neither do Christians then
>>71903362
This made me feel happy but a bit upset that I haven't taken advantage of the fact my cousins are Swedish and I haven't been to visit them
Thank you
>>71903398
this is really the main thing you dislike about yanks? what about everything else?
>>71903412
That's like asking someone to look away from a car crash
>tfw thought Trump wouldn't tweet as POTUS
London contains over 1 million blacks and over 1.5 million asians. and half a million mixed spongeheads
>>71903412
>he says while on forcing his presence on a british general
>>71903462
>spongeheads
WUT
CHOONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juf6Q6lJIvw
>>71903386
Drag Queens /=/ tranny
Queens are just doing it for banter I think
>>71903479
>spongeheads
>>71903462
it's very concerning how many mutts are wandering around these days
also top kek at spongeheads
>>71903433
precisely
>>71903452
It's Barron that's doing it. Cheeky fucker
>big dry morning farts
Fucking love it. How's it foing?
>>71903479
>>71903517
*sucks the farts out of your bum*
>>71903507
everyone's a 'mutt' or do you think race actually exists. Race is just something used to divide us against the real enemy
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFT*
*farts into thread*
>>71903530
*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>muslims don't belong in europ-
Noticed a disturbing trend of lads wearing athletic shoes with fucking massive soles, adding like 2 inches to their height. As a 183cm man this is deeply worrying
>>71903553
>everyone's a 'mutt
umm no sweetie
feels good having blue eyes
>Tony Bellew beats David Haye with 11th-round stoppage
OY VEY. VICTORIAN SLUMS !!!
>top kek
yer da owns bowling shoes
Glad to see our comrades in Berkeley shutting down the fascist trump supporting nazis
>muslims don't belong in eur-
cheshire is fatcam
We're burning Trump's hateful message
>>71903607
*exports her to Iran*
1950s America was the apex of civilization
>>71902136
Taken up pipe smoking, lads.
I suggest you do the same. It's a natural remedy for schingles and smallpox.
alright i learned the e and the a chord but strumming up is a cunt and i cba learning anymore chords 2bh too hard
>>71903603
me on the far right
>>71903603
>2nd from the left
>>71903583
>>71903619
Based, fuck Trump and fuck white people.
>race doesn't exist
>>71903583
doesn't mean much, little sister looks like a german wench while I look like a sun deprived jihadist
what;s the best strategy for a rubiks cube
Convert to Islam now!
>>71903603
>Alberta
umm that's in canada sweetie x
>>71903635
play wonderwall
>>71903660
Peel off the stickers
>>71903652
that's because you're french and thus not white
>>71903671
Bad Post
>>71903670
We can be comrades across imaginary lines made by FASCIST SCUM
#noborders
>>71903664
*converts*
*drinks rum, eats saucisson and sucks dick*
Only Allah can judge me
>>71903664
that carpet has very beautiful eyes
>>71903674
Hair plugs, makeup, confidence and billions of dollars to make sure it's the best of the best will do wonders
>>71903674
holy shit rogaine actually works
>>71903684
despise oasis tb.h
>>71903697
DOWN WITH FREE SPEECH
>>71903681
But you're all french bastards m8
fascists btfo
>>71903730
FREE SPEECH AINT FREE
Greater London is a housebound neet
>>71903709
Thanks
>>71902136
What are creps? But I think we got the same shoes my dude, except mine are black and white stripped in that center part
>>71903674
in biblical times he would have been a prophet
>>71903745
incorrect yet again
>>71903674
Money buys people happiness, I refuse to believe otherwise.
Some of you may remember that I posted an anal prolapse webm a few days back. Well I'm here to tell you I am back from the ban I received that day, not that anyone gives a shit.
>>71903635
M8, I've been playing the guitar for 7 years now. Quit now.
Even if you learn barre chords and scales and shit, no chicks will want to fuck you if you're still a fat greasy taig.
Just look at Tim. He plays the guitar, and the keyboard, but he's a complete waste of genetic material.
Sell that guitar, get a gym membership, lift, and you'll feel so much better with a cut body rather than wasting your time on pointless music shit when Chad with a ripped t-shirt can put on an MP3 and fuck around with a few knobs and fuck more pussy than you can ever dream of.
Good night Lads X
>>71903765
think i'm right
>>71903793
cheshire is fatcam
>>71903793
I'll miss you so much
gym culture needs to die
muscular people are bad to look at too. it's just unappealing. everyone should be lean or slim
more normie than you will ever be, fatcam
>>71903822
you need to die
>>71903793
Sweet dreams, rosbif
@03793
*muffled gunshots*
https://youtu.be/jFW7cQLGWL4?list=RD3nVbPhInFFk
this is so sick, and its australian
>>71903792
I'm actually a professional musician and regularly gig solo with piano and voice, have a five octave range so thought I'd learn guitar
I already have a gf m8
>>71903753
they're french pancakes
>>71903869
they are very thin pancakes
>>71903853
And she'll probably leave you for a fit Chad who worked on his figure (which is all women care about) instead of gay shit like music.
If you play keyboard, you can friend me on Bandcamp. Been meaning to do a few recordings with piano in it.
>>71903923
I would but you were rude to me, calling me a taig and implying I don't already have a fit body
>Someone tried to log in to my paypal in Chatham according to their notifications
Gonna stop using public wifi