>Puke on a Japanese person >Tell everyone I'm American

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>Be rude to a Japanese 人
>Tell everyone I'm French

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>>71894500
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I SPEND YEARS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHERE THE "french peoples are rude" came from" AND I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD.

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>pretend to be a muh heritage anglo to stir up shit on /brit/
>am actually québécois

>>71896046
I can save you a lifetime of search. Paris.

>>71896046
Parisians are rude, the rest of France is noice

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>>71894409
>board the 特急 train with just my pasmo and without the special ticket
>explain to the ticket inspector that I am American and didn't know that a special fee is required

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>>71896295
Based Toothpaste

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>visit the UK last summer
>bring an american flag lapel pin for when I want to be an asshole with no consequences

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>pretend to be a decent human being
>actually born in australia

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>be a part-time store clerk at a CVS here when I was a student
>a group of stinky American pig tourists enters
>they get enraged over our refusing to accept US dollar notes
>police called
>their passports inspected
>turns out they are Ecuadorian

>>71894409
Dont Koreans and Chinese do this overseas by pretending to be Japanese?

>>71894409
worst allies ._.

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>>71899440
Nothin' personell

>>71896147
you are correct.

nicest part of France is Marseille

nicest people I met in Europe were in Spain though. maybe because I had a decent understanding of Spanish

>>71896147
>>71896092
Parisians are not rude. I bet you just look shabby and can't speak French.

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>Puke on a Japanese person
>Tell everyone I'm American

>go korea
>be rude as fuck to everybody
>"so anon where are you from"
>say canada

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>>71894409
>Puke on a pile of leaves
>Tell them I'm American
>They get rustled

>be an american
>tell everyone i'm part irish or polish
>actually just a bog standard american

>>71902445
>Speaking French
>Useful skill
Half my city's in Quebec and I still think it's useless.

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>>71894409
>Go to France
>Wear Canadian Flag Pin
>Refuse to even attempt to speak French to shop clerks with little understanding of English

>>71903358
Jokes on you, we support that

>>71903388
How was your trip to Montreal?

>>71903388
*nglo

>go to peestralia
>be loud and obnoxious
>wear a fucking leaf flag as my t-shirt

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>nuke Japan
>say nothing
>they automatically assume im American

>>71903476
We also support this

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