/brit/

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suzy

>>71893833
/neder/

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me and the gf

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

MISSUES BANFIELD!!!

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1st year uni student haven't been out ONE night so far. HIGHLY doubt anyone here can beat that.

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Chinese cartoons.

fiancee just called me a smug twat and slammed the front door on her way out (to where, I don't know)

finally a bit of peace and quiet

>>71893833
stop doing discrete news you fat fucking nonce cunt
you should thank your lucky stars youre on the other side of the planet you fucking embarassment

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sarah

*whips you up into a nationalistic fervour*

>>71893866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

>>71893875
friend of mine has a flatmate who's in his second year who's never gone out

ahh yes. another Saturday night spent browsing 4chan. I sometimes wonder what it is like to have real friends. I might go for a night drive and wrap my car round a tree at 90mph.

>>71893833
did your uncle not teach you to count? oh wait...

Cousin who is short, at maybe 5ft2 has just got a new BF who is SHORTER than her. He's also skinny as fuck.

Poor cunt

>>71893907
that's me

>>71893907
EXTREMELY good video

>tfw had several instances of blood in my stool growing up
Reckon if there was a way to induce it the CIA would use it at GITMO, absolutely terrible experience. Would confess to bombing some buildings in no time.

might go for a cheeky bootycall tonight lads

>>71893924
I thought we were real friends mate, nobody understands you like I do.

Business idea: learn from my parents flaws and successes and bring up my own kids really well

>>71893955
>>71893957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G942kzM1_gw

dreading work on monday, I try talking to the blokes there about football and fanny but they're all fucking abnormals and start talking about films and computer games

might quit

*yawns and stretches my arms out, one arm slyly going around your shoulder*

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>>71893833
My university is having a new rector election soon. Here is a poll for all the nominated candidates.
Vote for Milo or Peterson for the Keks lads
https://strawpoll.com/55xa2re

>tfw my childhood and growth is all coming to fruition and i am becoming an adult
>that adult is a horribly broken person
hahaha, parents utterly trolled me on that one

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How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by?

>there are pornstars born in 1999

>>71893929
Feel more sorry for any potential kids 2bh, no amount of good dieting and sleeping properly will make up for the absolute piss poor genetics they'll end up with

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>>71893916
hmm...That does beat me. He gets an added bonus for not living at home and still not going out. Absolute madman

started playing the banjo lads

really enjoying it so far

>>71894029
he's also a smelly brony who doesn't wash very often and will refuse to come out of his room if there are people in the kitchen area

>>71894018
unironically couldn't care less
i'm not suited to life. accepted that a long time ago.

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Stop blaming your parents for the "adult" you are, man up and take responsibility for your own actions. Yeah they were a part of why you're fucked up but you can still fix yourself, I think.

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I'm going to have to hurry you

>>71894007
voted for Dr Leif Azzopardi

>>71894038
guh huh!

>>71893991

i sit surrounded by women and all they talk about is:

1) how bad the traffic was and how they modified their routes to work to try and avoid it
2) what they made for tea last night
3) makeup
4) last nights TV

just pure zombified normdrone automaton mindless vassals

>>71893881
Just got a text from her incidentally.

"Hi Gavin haven't seen u in ages. Really miss you desu haha ;) xxx"

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COME ON

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>>71894018
DELETEDELTELDELTLDDLELTLDLELTLELDELTLEDDELTEDELETEDLETEDLEDE

>>71894092
wish they'd talk about doing poos and crisps desu

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>>71893980
I hope he's not grooming that cat for something inappropriate

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Hapax legomenon??????

>>71894056

my parents produced 3 losers so i do blame them quite heavily

>>71894092
What would you prefer, philosophy?

>>71894018
i dont
i have been crying a lot recently and thinking about the point of it all

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What books you lot reading then?

>>71894134
my favourite WH40K character

>>71894056
241536

>>71894154
rowan of rin desu

>>71894113

they all do announce when they're going for a wee

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Asked a girl for drinks tonight and she hasn't responded in over 12 hours

>>71894154
beaver towers

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>>71894139
not him but yes absolutely
here's my hat so no one has to bother

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>>71893833

>44%

P.s fuck your faggot uncle

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>i have been crying a lot recently and thinking about the point of it all

dropped your gay card pal

>>71894018
deal poorly with it desu, getting blackout drunk every second day

>>71894131
i hope the opposite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qOwfEDLoc

>>71894048
yeah got me beaten there too. I can function to an extent I'm just crippled by laziness. Maybe that's worse

>>71894018
your parents DO in fact play a major role from both a genetics point of view (people arent just blank slates that are shaped by their experiences, some people are just born shit and some are born noble) AND the upbringing they give you. yes its true you can still save yourself if youre not genetic deadweight but they still play a major major role and its very hard to undo it.

>>71893991
Try being an abnormie in a firm full of normies mate, all they could talk about is football, pubs, and old shoe makes from the 80s and 90s. Just wanted to go home and watch anime.

I feel like Pablo

*braaaaps*

>>71894210
guarantee i deadlift far more than you you pencil necked NEET cunt
now fuck off

>>71894154

john le carre biography. pretty good.

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>>71894241

>>71894235
meant to respond to >>71894056

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tower looks like it has a sad face because his sister just died

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>Hapax legomenon refers to a word's appearance in a body of text, not to either its origin or its prevalence in speech. It thus differs from a nonce word, which may never be recorded, may find currency and may be widely recorded, or may appear several times in the work which coins it, and so on.

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>>71894018
you wILL get rid of this post you SMELLY mick...I DoN'T WANT YOU HERE

How does one become "happy"

>>71894235
Let's say you have children, how would you give them a "good" upbringing? Seems like a hard thing to define and even harder to implement

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CORRECT

>>71894018
I got a single flight ticket to South East Asia and haven't looked back.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpHA0iylW_U

STILL no one has posted the original bint

arooooooo
>>71894256


i know one of you lot hav it

>>71894339

*smugly takes a drink of water during the applause*

>>71894298
not him but i think i would just try and raise them quite traditionally. I think a big part of my unhappiness is not knowing my social role and how I fit into the world. If people have a clearly defined role they tend to be happier. Suicide rates were way lower in the past.

>>71894356
post life story pls

some SMELLY MICK tries to tell me how to live my life!! FUCK off

>>71893929
My sister who is about 5'7 has a Sicilian boyfriend who is about 5'4 and has a proportionate frame

We're part Sicilian so it's OK but he is quite small

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just said 'killed to death' in a text (SMS) to a girl I want to have sex with

fucked it beyond all hope of repair

>>71894356
admire this greatly. What do you do in vietnam? are there jobs there for engineers? are you one of the buddhist lads that frequent here?

>>71894381
did the post hit too close to him lad?

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>when a SMELLY mick tells me not to waste my life in front of my computer

>>71894223
>>>/an/2324796
enjoy

so lonely
so alone

>>71894298
Children try to emulate the parent that is the same sex as them and use the opposite sex parent as something to model a future mate from.

So if you're a male the most important thing would be having a father that emulates virtuous masculine/noble values and a mother that is a decent wholesome woman. Basically a "traditional" upbringing, it's called that for a reason and we can already quantify that straying away from this typically leads to worse results.

dolly little desu

>>71894420
thought he was strangling a baby wojak with his tongue in this thumbnail

ex just told me she's going to kill herself because of me


what shall i do here lads

>>71894416
>>71894420
too close to home* fuck you

i don't smell fyi

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the so called "wallet"

about to unleash an absolute monster of a shit lads. My toilet bowl will wish it was never born

>>71894380
cant be arsed right now, ask me another time and i will

>>71894414
>What do you do in vietnam?

got a job teaching english, starts in april but i might not take it and continue travelling

>are there jobs there for engineers?

i'd imagine so

>are you one of the buddhist lads that frequent here?

no

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>>71894416
fucking SMELLY mick you meant to say 'close to home' and you couldn't even manage that OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>71894449

don't cave to her attention seeking behavior. cut all contact immediately.

>>71894298
I'm not sure about overall but one of the most important things in my opinion is to not let them engage in any form of hedonism, like the way my parents didn't say anything about me staying in all the time playing videogames and pissing about on the internet without going outside for months on end all the way from secondary into my adulthood.

>>71894446
blacked mate

in the bin

What time is the fight lads?

>>71894005
deary me

need something interesting to read lads

>>71894449
>someone cares about me so much they're threatening suicide
indeed how terrible end it xx

>>71894018
Don't deal with it all too well. But the thing is, every time I break out of this voluntary prison cell back into life I get a quick and painful reminder that I don't really belong among human beings. Just feels all wrong and always ends badly. Like a live action No Longer Human.

The internet is cancer though. Alternatives like reading and solitary sports like bouldering/solo rock climbing have saved my life. Would recommend picking up something like this to enrich your life. Can understand why lifting culture is prevalent on 4chan.

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>>71894438
>I actually got a glove and a paper towel and rubbed it on her crotch to get her off so she'd have an orgasm

what

do you have to be in university to go on university challenge?

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>>71894502
all porn whores belong in the bin and so do you if you watch porn you stupid fucking degenerate

>>71894458
who's that geezer?

>>71894481
good luck lad. I was talking to someone who went through asia for a year and said he just bought a motorbike and drove from top to bottom of vietnam.
How much planning did you do before you got on the plane?

Can you mix vodka and milk?

hif you belieeeeeevee you must big in ouerder to be tough... then you should get to know me... i'll teach you autheirr stuff... i'm maaadeline, i'm maaadeline.. i may be vouiry small.....

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in the whip lads

>>71894494
what if she actually does it dont wanna be liable or som shit

>>71894563
the abo bloke that invented the stick

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>>71893882
>>71893925
>>71894205
>all this butthurt

>>71894563
ya mum!
hhahaahahah

>>71894449
Shag her

>>71894018
I've already accepted that my youth has been utterly pointless and wasted, my main aim is to make things as comfortable as possible for myself in the future.

>>71894569

isn't that a white russian?

>>71894569
yes its called a white russian and it is peng

hate the huns but just can't understand how anyone can be unironically pro-refugee considering what we see happening in germany and sweden etc

we don't have many refugees/muslims here as a whole so I can only assume the pro-refugee parties just don't realize how dangerous they actually are

>>71894497
Hahaha can relate to this very closely and agree completely. Fuck. Wasted youth. I guess the problem there is fights arising, children becoming vindictive and angry towards their parents and the parents thinking they're failing because little johnny down the road is pissing his life away on videogames and internet as well. Fuck what I would give to re live my childhood and correct past wrongs.

>>71894443
Yeah I agree but does it necessarily have to be a father figure could it be an older brother or an uncle (Australian lacks) or someone like that which could fill in for the father role if the father was lacking or not a true "man"?

>>71894376
In this modern world everything seems so fucked who's to know what tradition is anymore and whether there's anyone to value it

>>71894569
Yes
Will it taste good, no

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>a SMELLY mick itt

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>>71894593

>>71894609
>>71894610
That's what Khalua and half & half

>>71894565
I booked a flight and 3 nights at a hostel, that was literally it. Been here 5 weeks now, no longer depressed and all my anxieties have gone.

Just do it

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>>71894540

>never finished uni
>beat whole teams on uni challenge by myself
>tfw too smart for uni

Brainlets can't compete with me.

>>71894628
>>71894642
SMELLY mick stop pooing yourself

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>>71894658

>>71894531
Hell Screen.

>>71894669
how much money did you have when you left? how much have you now? how have you not been robbed? do locals understand english? did you tell your family before you left?

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saturday night then

>>71894481
how old are you?

>>71894609
>>71894610
Wikipedia says cream, kahlua and coffee liqueur. Don't have any of those, just vodka and milk.

>>71894669
Literally why. The only reason I can think of for a white man to just abandon the west to live full-time in a shithole like Vietnam is sex

>>71894578

that's why you cut ALL contact. Even if she dies you will never find out.

think she might actually khs lads.

*ignores you completely*

imma fap right here right now

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>>71894710
With the lads

Don't like this one bit. People say peng here and no one bats an eyelid - I try and enlighten the board with my wicked underground urban slang and am immediately upbraided
allow

think she might shop at BHS lads

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>Mum's friend is Austrian
>Met up with her for a coffee for the first time in a year
>She started crying because she thinks she and her kids are going to be deported

Why are euroshits so stupid?

does anyone else feel like a lot of people you see in the public are just mindless drones following preset repetitive routines like npcs in a video game?

>>71894537
haha yeh weird

>>71894681
haha yeh nice

>>71894751
Use words like peng just to trigger underage /pol/ rorkes with no sense of humour

REALLY want come charlie but i have no numbers

genuinely considering going on a night walk through the city centre and getting some off a street dealer

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*enters the thread*

alri

can't wait to deport this austrian milf

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listening to christmas songs and crying

currently on All I Want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey

>>71894716
Kahlua is coffee liqueur

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made a thread on /r/ because of my persistent wanking to a cartoon frog's arse

how did it come to this lids

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can someone please post the blurred picture of a cat that looks like this

>>71894817
Hmm didn't know that. In any case looks like I'm just drinking vodka.

when i wake up, you know who i'm gonna HEEM i'm gonna HEEM the man who's waking up with you

>>71894018
weed + music

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>>71894829

mixers are overrated, just swig it neat, it's actually healthier

>>71894804
soon you'll be selling your body for it haha

hope it wont come to that, stay safe xx

https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/5xgkqn/its_officia
howling at the top post by the moderator

>>71894884
is water a mixer

>>71894841
You don't have a lemon/lime to cut up?

>>71894673
>quiz knowledge is a useful real world skill

Gonna be taken off my GPs list to tomorrow, think I'm anemic

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>>71894833

>>71894681
need to spaff in both their mouths

is cultural marxism a real thing or is it just a /pol/ meme

>>71894703
>how much money did you have when you left?

a decent amount, over a grand

>how much have you now?

more, since i 'work' online

how have you not been robbed?

it's safe if you're not an idiot, everywhere you go is populated

>do locals understand english?

enough to get what you want if you're at a cornershop or cafe for example, some are clueless others are fluent

>did you tell your family before you left?

yes

>>71894720
prefer thailand desu but vietnam's great lad.
especially the hostel i'm staying at, i've met a lot of people from lots of different countries. you meet a variety of different of people at hostels, its a fun and interesting experience.

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> EEHEHEHE YES THAT'S RIGHT MISTER ENGLISH MAN, DON'T GENOCIDE ME

> NOW WATCH AS I RAPE YOUR WOMEN IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR AHAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEHOHOHOHO

>>71894902
howling

>>71894933
/pol/ meme

>>71894910
Almost completely out of supplies. Didn't go shopping this week because I'm lazy.

>>71894902
kekked out loud

>>71894937
Adam?

>>71894937
James?

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just woke up from a 3 hour nap and feel really out of sorts lads

>>71894954
Ah yes, the ol' voddy and water on the rocks then

sad
tired

going to bed, hope you all have a good night

>>71894933
its real. you didnt have these uppity niggers or transexual toaster 15 years ago

>>71894937
You seem alright, but I'd much prefer your posts if you used a single space format. the greentext separates out the quotes pretty well
please care

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>>71894933
yes
>>71894952
fuck off kike

When I'm riding through my town blasting popular grime songs the chavs and jeb ends fucking love me.

Probably helps I've got a chavvy car too.

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>>71894833

>northern ireland

no one cares, fuck off.

>>71895038
'd

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>Palestinian Woman Dies at 40 after Giving Birth to 69 Children

>>71894833
i like it

>>71895028
thank you very much

>>71894969
Smithy?

>>71894995
Deano!?

>>71895019
prefer this way

sorry

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me and my bum x

>>71895038
sheed

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the gf

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>>71894788

>>71895061
Israel is fucked due to the muzzie birth rate desu

>>71894920

you need putting on the sex offenders register

>>71895026
We all thought that Mil B's dead

>>71895085
please do not bully laura

>>71895061
Is that a world record of children?

i dont get scared but i get nightmares

>>71894902
For me, horrible. I am lonely. I want to be around people so much. I love talking, they taught me to talk and forgot to give me others to talk to. I want to work, but I need supervision.
I hit my head on things when I am upset. I hate that. My arms flap when I am excited and people stare. People stare for other reasons too...
And I love children and children love me, they love to talk to me and ask questions, or talk to me about cartoons. I would never harm anyone but their parents act like their child is in danger it makes me feel like I am a terrible person.
Luckily now I am friends with an 8 year old and she is awesome, loves lego and we have a lot of talks about who is the best disney princess. Explorers (I told her about an explorer in lego Johnny Thunder who explored tombs and she has suddenly decided to love the idea) and also about doctor who and time travel (The back seat of her car is a time machine when we go anywhere!)
So I guess in short, Autism is lonely, it can cause a lot of pain, its like being trapped in a body that is only half loaded. Just cause people are aware of autism or accept autism, doesn't mean they will make time for those with autism.
Also I wish I could dress and shower myself and care for myself better and also go out on my own. I would go out every day. :)
Friends make it easier.
My thoughts may have been bit broken so hope this reads okay.

doing a shit

>>71895088
were his eyes always fucked

>>71895073
how much of their funny language can you speak?

>>71895085
I swear to fucking god if this is coming off our NHS


also >>71894933
>>71895085

my name is jonas

>>71894765
You met up with your mum's friend for coffee? Bit weird mate

>>71895014
yes you did

it's mostly perceived to be more prevalent nowadays because of social media

>>71895170
are you carrying anything?

>wiki page for cultural marxism before it suddenly became a conspiracy theory a few years ago

pure coincidence

https://archive.is/YzkIS

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your name is Stuart


yes, YOU

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>>71895162

>>71895222
he turned from an irishman to a northerner

>>71895201
No you didn't Social Media spread it like a wildfire

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>>71894902
>I am also a disabled Autistic girl. Outside this computer I need help daily. I need help to shower and dress, I hit my head. I rock. I shake, I have trouble processing information, understanding things and stick to basic verbal communication. I am proud to say I am a lego moderator, I tell everyone. My support people, even my doctor knows. I love his community like a baby. I love those in it and my fellow mods.
>tfw no disabled autistic gf to play lego with

>>71895155
dont know

>>71895242
note how I said mostly

>>71895162
only the very basics

The big thing I did today was attend me laser session, obviously, the train wasn’t busy, the weather wasn’t bad, it was a fine journey, I killed some time window shopping until my appointment. My usual laser technician wasn’t in, shocked, I felt I should have been made aware of this at the time of booking, I’ll just assume circumstances changed. The replacement tech was older, seemed more intelligent, also she wore a black uniform instead of white (also iirc she did my patch test). I found her difficult to speak to, while she was applying cleanser to my face she remarked that I had nice skin, I mumbled “thanks” and she said she was serious, my skin is apparently very clear. Her next remark irked me though, she complemented my hair and said that she wished she had so much, I hate obvious false compliments and attempts to build my self esteem.

The actual laser session though was great, she jacked up the strength of the laser, it was incredibly painful, made worse by her being extremely thorough in covering the affected areas of my face. On leaving I was told that I should expect significant hair loss as there were several swollen hair follicles. Saw a black woman on my way out, she smiled, curious how the majority of customers I’ve seen here have been non-white.

how come everything bad that happens in the world is usually caused by jews?

>>71895266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbie8nQdirQ

>>71895214
just like the "tibetan genocide" used to have a full fledged wikipedia page for itself but got changed to some other shit when people started pointing out its the same as white genocide

>>71895279
confirmation bias

my siblings, cousins and friends I grew up with/went to school with are now all married and have tonnes of kids ... meanwhile I'm sitting here in the dark laughing at my own farts

getting the daily dose of r/lego

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>>71895144
>tfw no qt autistic gf

>>71895279
theres a yank Israeli jew sleeping beneath me, he's a decent lad

>>71895265
Roon Roon moving up in the world

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>>71895301
>its just confirmation bias goyim

>>71895307
life of a plumber

a sad life indeed

>>71895265
Could have a pass lad, this is hers too
https://www.reddit.com/r/Needafriend/comments/5qtac4/28_f_looking_for_a_super_patient_gentle_friend

I used to have a gf with aspergers

>tfw her social worker has to check up on me to make sure I'm not being abusive

aaaaaaa

>>71895307
you're (not) alone

>>71895301
how much did soros pay you to make this comment?

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rate the new 'cut lads

>>71895292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_G5EPNEHDo

>>71895222
normal sight for me growing up on the streets

>>71894907
the gayest post I've seen all week

any one at the NHS demo lads?

>>71895335
Post a pic of his cut willy

>>71895279
name ONE bad thing caused by "the jews"

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>new (you) on /r/ thread
>it's another xD jpg

about had enough

>>71895358
is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sFhCC39Ws

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>CNN fined $30mil for "fake news"

>>71895358
Seriously? Or was it just a formality

>>71895421
no

>>71895358
Surprised it's not the opposite haha.

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tonight's boxing supplies

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>>71895386

>>71895341
>>71895366
not an argument

>>71895449
>tonight's
isn't it like 10pm in bongland

>>71895406
Cultural Marxism
Israel
Jews
Most of the shit politicans / Israel Links etc
Germans

>>71895406
Discord

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488523636604.webm

>>71895076
Looks like a flesh coloured hippo

>>71895483
really

just got paid 50p by soros to post 'doing a poo'

easy money this, I was gonna post it anyway haha

>>71895449
Mental That Maytee

>>71895449
Wtf is that even drinkable?

is the man going to punch the other man?

>>71895344
that's adorable
regards; adorablefrogs

>>71895482
doesn't exist
isn't bad
isn't bad
too vague
isn't bad or caused by "the jews"

>>71895479
21:12

Did the man punch the man?

>>71895441
yeah seriously

though the social worker quickly realised I'm harmless and gave me the a-okay

>>71895406
Mass immigration
Feminism
Hypercapitalism
Post-modernism
Liberalism
Degenerate art
Pornography
Communism
Most wars

just ate 2 (two) pizzas

I could try to say the second, smaller one was a side order, or garlic bread, but I'm really just a fat shit

>>71895508
they are

>>71895479
21:13

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>>71895407

>>71895492
Really

>>71895545
none of those are caused by "the jews"

did the nigger punch the scouser?
did the gypsy man punch the ukranian man?
did the mud blood nigger punch a literally who?

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in yet another foul mood again, /brit/

so stay the fuck away from me you invalids

>>71895562
wow

>>71895565
but they literally, unironically are

*contemplates making a cup of tea*

*strokes chin*

hmmmmmmmm

*puts water in the kettle and turns it on*

hmmmm yes

shawty wanna drive my whip

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another quiet night in with my friends from /brit/

why do germans have such radically different opinions than the rest of us

>>71895586
bet you don't drive you fucking waste of space

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>doesn't exist

>>71895585
be..very...careful...now....don't burn your fingers mmm

>>71895585
Making green tea ATM

>>71895449
What time is it on?

Gonna dispense a valuable tip to those of you currently suffering from depression and/or anxiety: it's not real, get a fucking job you lazy cunt

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>>71895455
here's a meme

>>71895611
what we on tonight lad?

>>71895503
Just looked further and she's made like 4 other threads using the same general C+V post every few months over the past year because no one would stay with her
bit sad now

>>71895624
hhmmm

>>71895455
need to hold her down against her will and punch her in the face while i spaff inside her vagina, desu

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Wish I were a housewife

>>71895581
hmm no

post moggers

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ho ho ho, very funny lads, but could you cut it out and just post the original slag?

ta.

>>71895711
the punished cuck has drank too much of his medicine

>>71895655

>have a job
>have plenty of disposable income
>still depressed

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>>71895660
have seen this meme before, but tis a meme i enjoy nonetheless

>>71895691
beg your pardon

>>71895701
Why?

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off to my tinder date

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>>71895718

drinking a cide'
locally made if you must know

>>71895761
wrong

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cooking some supper lads

>>71895743
searching for an argument

not found

>>71894592
>>>71893882
>>>71893925
>>>71894205
I knew the Irish would go doopin' mental

>>71895784
fuck off paki twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb8hQImKiUc

>>71895797
nice

>>71895701
Same, god i just want to be a petite woman and be dominated by my strong husband and do whatever he says

>>71895797
nice

>>71895846
>>71895846
>>71895846
>>71895846

>>71895846
>>71895846
>>71895846
>>71895846

genuinely think Go by M83 might be one of my top 10 songs of the 2010s so far

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>>71895802
your very own ancestors made enough arguments against the jews and were proved time and time again, assuming youre not one yourself

>>71895701
Me too.
>tfw not spending all day cleaning, cooking and making myself look pretty, waiting for my hubby to come home and pound my cunt into dust