/brit/

Terrible edition

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lads

Talking to some American girl on Bumble. She's more interesting in two messages than the English girls have been in twenty. Why are British women so piss poor?

won't find us on alta-vista

don't rate any of you

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bloody YANKS

>>71891383
post messages

downloading zelda
got corrupted at 90%
gotta start it over and wait another 2 hours now
really happy right now

>>71891383
What'd you talk about?

>>71891432
which one

>>71891383
Stop memeing this. The grass is greener and American women are no different.

By virtue of her being a foreigner there's a lot more interesting conversation topics you can start with, and her different mannerisms/ways of speaking make her seem different from the British status quo.

>>71891455
the new one

*lobs it up to the big man*

>>71891322
Bloody aliens and their 2dTransforming3dObjects-eyes they don't even know north is up and south is down.

why are women and most gay men so uninteresting and generic?

that kid who had his hands down his trousers all the time constantly sniffing their hand

Me desu

>>71891322
STOP SINGLE LINKING NEW THREADS YOU FUCKING SILLY ABO CUNT

>>71891428
Certainly not.

>>71891436
Well, nothing much yet, but the English girls have been one or two words answers and no questions.

"How has your day been?"

"Good :)"

"Any plans for the weekend?"

"Not much :)"

American girl:

"How are you?"

"Good thanks, just busy studying, but I'm going out for a meal later. Doing much this weekend?"

The difference is astounding.

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I do it just to annoy runts like you

i like my fanta with no hice

>his coffin was carried out of the church accompanied by the theme tune of SMart.

hmmmm

Arsenal hahaha

Who is he talking to?

>Watch the trailer for the French DLC in Battlefield
>There is precisely ZERO white Frenchmen in it
>at fucking Verdun
Gas the Swedes, lads.

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>>71891436
i said to her i would love to dress up a a red coat and fuck her raw.

>>71891322
>africa that small
whiteys are so insecure they have to edit maps lmao

>>71891322

Why are aliens so autistic?

>>71891538
>fanta
fuck off nazi

>>71891545
who are you talking to?

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>>71891571
they're very protective of their crop

>>71891558
*throws your tea in the toilet and flushes it*

>>71891383
British women genuinely deserve to be gassed

>>71891565
it always bothers me when dumb blacks complain about africa being shown as small on maps
even though it's just the projection of the map that affects how things are viewed
I mean come, I knew this shit when I was 6
are most people just dumb and don't read books?
or am I just a genius

If your conversations with girls are boring, then its because you are boring.

Most women still want traditional men (pay for dates, initiate dates) and part of that means directing the first few conversations.

>>71891522
>implying there is anything to negotiate

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>>71891322

Bet those aliens know the truth if they can see us from space without Kraut propaganda maps

>>71891575
it's a reference to this great english song by this great english artist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaO_ZLIeo7M

>>71891624
bloody sexist

>>71891522
>bix nood
that seems to have fallen out of favour on 4chan as of late, a year ago it was fucking everywhere

>>71891624
>most people don't want to pay for things and want others to do all the effort

wow great insight, how much for a PUA lesson?

>>71891619
*sets fire to the white house*

you know the drill lads
just keep posting

there is someone itt who unironically gave rosie money

canada isn't actually that big irl desu~~

Arnold strongman lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93q-JVeIaNI

>>71891686
*replies to you*

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>>71891711
Want a hit la?

do brits have any sense of family?

grew up knowing quite a few english kids who came here with their mothers after their parents got divorced (something that literally never happened here and therefore was immediately noticeable) and pretty much all of said mothers just ended up dating local shitheads who'd get up on anything and it just made for a really horrible and unnatural domestic scenario

not even some blindly conservative 'life was great in the 50s' retard myself, but find the extremely high divorce rates in most countries really troubling

>>71891734
DELETE THIS

>>71891763
mate seen my piece of paper that has FOY written on it yesterday lmao

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Hello ~~~

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runs towards you

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do we need to check on him?

>>71891624
>WAHHHHH why don't men do everything WAHHHH why do I need to stay slim and not be a disgusting slobbish whore

noose

>>71891769
Women's suffrage was the biggest mistake the West ever made.

>>71891803
Haha did he ask about it?

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>>71891817

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>Women's suffrage was the biggest mistake the West ever made.

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>>71891734
>the Gall-Peters
Go back to African Studies

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this is the most accurate map in everything but direction

>>71891817
who is this absolute wanker

>>71891817
whatever happened to his coalburning gf?

listening to rick astley on magic fm lads.

she luv a ugly man making pretty money
and i'm a ugly man making SEXY money

>>71891817

Poor guy. He needs anal sex.

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it's quite fascinating to see all the [File deleted] of a banned poster, their posting is quite an eclectic mix

>>71891893
>distorted areas near poles and distorted shape
inferior map

The big thing I did today was attend me laser session, obviously, the train wasn’t busy, the weather wasn’t bad, it was a fine journey, I killed some time window shopping until my appointment. My usual laser technician wasn’t in, shocked, I felt I should have been made aware of this at the time of booking, I’ll just assume circumstances changed. The replacement tech was older, seemed more intelligent, also she wore a black uniform instead of white (also iirc she did my patch test). I found her difficult to speak to, while she was applying cleanser to my face she remarked that I had nice skin, I mumbled “thanks” and she said she was serious, my skin is apparently very clear. Her next remark irked me though, she complemented my hair and said that she wished she had so much, I hate obvious false compliments and attempts to build my self esteem.

The actual laser session though was great, she jacked up the strength of the laser, it was incredibly painful, made worse by her being extremely thorough in covering the affected areas of my face. On leaving I was told that I should expect significant hair loss as there were several swollen hair follicles. Saw a black woman on my way out, she smiled, curious how the majority of customers I’ve seen here have been nonwhite.

female orgasms are only a fraction of the strength of male orgasms

the reason they make such a ridiculous display is literally due to their physical weakness

>>71891898
well what fucking good is it then

Who won the 100 years war?

ha ha hahaaaa eeeweahweh ouuuuuuunnnthhaaaaaatwist......... have you ever.... ever felt like this

>>71891769
My dad was friends with a bloke whose wife fucked off back to Ireland with their daughter. We used to play together when we were younger and she used to come over and visit in the Summer and I ended up shagging her a few times when we were older. Absolute slag she was. Goes to Trinity now.

>>71891931
hurry on now lad
surely its about time you made another cuck thread or something equally shit

https://twitter.com/PanHead2222/with_replies

>>71891975
The Hebrews

>>71891976
mmmmhmm
are you crown......or company.....ahhmm
mmmmm nootka

>>71891526
>British girl just stfu and gives short answers
Sounds like I need one of these tbqh.

>>71891817
what drug is he on

>>71891985
absolute fucking STATE of this

>>71891931
what is he yelling at the end??
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488644019080.webm

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>>71891902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhksKSesKlw

>>71891686
I know people hate it when I give you (You)s

but I must ask

are you on the spectrum?

>>71891985
Good ol' Panhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epf-PypPzQE

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From our friends at the Huffington Post

What is happening?

>It's e-celeb posting hour

Dull

>>71892010
not really
perfectly normal
sure i guess

you sound more autistic than even me

>>71892010
fuck off amer you paki nonce

>>71892023
I'm a man of few words and very quiet normally, but it's actually making me realise how frustrating talking to me must be.

>>71892035
Right as the dick appears the music I had on youtube started playing

That was unsettling

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>>71891985
@ChelseaFindom97 Do you do bollock busting? Headbutt me knackers and I'll buy you that trailer you want.

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been nicking my housemates spirits for a while. he just came down into the kitchen and saw I had a mixer made up and said nothing

I do love living with cucks, bet he is posting in the secret house Facebook chat rn

>>71891967
good for everything but direction

*removes clothes*
*runs around*

chase me! chase me!

should i be drinking the white fluid from female bovine's udder?

dont say i should

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>>71892053
Wrong chart

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>>71891983

You missing your gf(male)?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12462656
http://www.strawpoll.me/12462656
http://www.strawpoll.me/12462656

>>71892025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMkUHuFaUVE

judging by this video, something pretty fucking strong
these ecelebs are cancer but this is quite funny

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the waifus

>>71891322
we look the same upside down

>>71892051
is russia just a post-apocalyptic world where the cats have taken over

>>71892053
too much concrete and steel makes people sad

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parents got divorced when i was 4 and my dad married a thai bird and had a half thai kid then divorced her then married a paki bird and had a half paki kid then divorced her and now lives an an extremely degenerate materialist lifestyle in dubai. cunt appears to have a lot of money too

>>71892081
Well as someone said above, I guess the grass really IS always greener. American women run their mouths too fucking much for my liking. Talking to them gives me a headache.

>>71892118
Both grandma's are still kickin it
One even texted me about the footy earlier

>>71892161
anyone know where this picture is from?

>>71892126
who's the guy on top left?

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>being sober

Is panhead amongst us?

bing and bongggggg... (bing and bonggggg.. binggg... bonggggg....)..... herooossss offfffffffff the universeee.. adventure every dayyyyy...... from their home.. in.. space....

>>71892161
haha

same

except my dad lives on a council estate in manchester and has barely any money

>>71892183
did you win son?

>>71891740

they're about to attempt 1031lbs

>>71892194
brendan fraser after alimony in 2017 (colourised)

>>71891522
Bix Nood was a highly underrated meme. This drawing pops into my head every time without fail when I hear young niggers talking gibberish into their smart phones.

Safe to say that A. Wyatt Mann is the greatest political cartoonist of our age unironically.

>>71892053
>>71892107
neoliberalism (capitalism)

>>71892211
robo cop

>>71892218
my dad always called the mongolian couple across the street from us "bing and bong"

ed is posting again

nice

>>71892194

Robojust

>>71892276
not discussing british culture

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>>71892214
>tfw had zero alcohol since 2015

can't believe how much people drink tbqh

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>>71892222
I don't wanna talk about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuEMctHGCQ

>>71892194
RoboCop 2014

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>>71892278
Shit 'ed?

>>71892276
hes a nonce tranny rorke thats enough reason

>>71892276
evasion

̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶o̶

edit 2017/3/4 14:54 EST: just did a poo

>>71892276
Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

*appoints myself Governor General of the United Kingdom*

just chasing some twat with no clothes, don't know what's coming over me

>>71892314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRYB3Bpj0MI

>>71892371
please tell me she does porn

>>71892377
Did you just learn about governor generals fatlad

>>71892276
I don't get why Jan man doesn't ban that kyari/Suzy spammer faggot when I report every shitty pic he posts

>>71892305
I don't drink much myself. Prefer weed.

>>71892305
how was your vegetarian duck wrap meal?

s͟h͟i͟t͟

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>>71892426
>tfw no THICC gf

>>71892214
>want to do mandy but my brain needs a rest

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>>71892426

want to drink but can't be arsed to go the shop
would nick some of my dad cans but he drinks runty cheap shit

bit of a dilemma

>>71892485
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

>>71892433
scum
>>71892440
not a veggie

>>71892427
*Governors General, u dip

>>71892391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfYiCSvln80

muaaaaahhhhh the frensh

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Just saw Maisie in a TK Maxx/ Red Nose Day advert

will crawl into bed soon and browse the OKcupid app but I wont message anyone

MDMA is toxic stuff

feel bad for the all kiddos who are smashing it now, they'll be a ruin in 10 years

>>71892485
protip: the fatter they are, the more their arseholes smell like shit. not even memeing

>>71892510
Without a monarchy, I think as as US colony we'd have a Secretary of State for British Affairs appointed by your President instead

>>71892529
Ah yes, reaching out to the ever lucrative Hobgoblin market. Smart move.

>>71892529
Fit

i remember the first time i got smashed in my bollocks it hurt so much that it aroused me

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chambane?

So then, let’s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream, and that you could for example have the power within one night to dream 75 years of time, or any length of time you wanted to have.

And you would, naturally, as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes. You would have every kind of pleasure during your sleep. And after several nights of 75 years of total pleasure each you would say “Well that was pretty great”. But now let’s have a surprise, let’s have a dream which isn’t under control, where something is gonna happen to me that I don’t know what it's gonna be.

And you would dig that and would come out of that and you would say “Wow that was a close shave, wasn’t it?”. Then you would get more and more adventurous and you would make further- and further-out gambles what you would dream. And finally, you would dream where you are now. You would dream the dream of living the life that you are actually living today.

>>71892587
anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71892457
wait who the fuck are you?
and jeans can be worn for many consecutive days no problem (I never even wash mine), but it's usually expected that you at least pretend to be wearing a clean tshirt each day (and not wear the same 2 days in a row)
can't go wrong with simple plain clothes, i usually can't be bothered with thinking about fashion so i wear a lot of plain clothes, but no one really cares if you do dress like a mong

>>71892577
thought/hoped you had gone to bed

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>>71892588

>>71892538
So nearly every single university student then?

>>71892575
Or just simply a Governor appointed by him and confirmed by the Senate, as was the practice in the territories of the Wild West.

>>71892541
I had a fat gf once and her arsehole didn't smell particularly bad, although I'm not a ring licking closeted homo so I didn't get all that close to it.

>>71892597
Have you ever had a dream so real, it was like a movie?

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made my gin and tonic too strong and every sip sends tingles up my spine and then down into my groin

enjoying Star Wars: The Clone Wars lads

>>71892672
>so real, it was like a movie?

Movies aren't real fatso

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My baby tooth is impacted and hurts

>>71892696
They are for yanks

ah yes

>>71892642
gf is a bit chubby and I used to catch a whiff of her arsehole every time we did doggy. NOT a fan. we don't have sex much anymore

>1 day to be shipped to my depot
>3 days to be sorted and out for delivery
the state

>>71892685

poof

Don't answer it

*ding ding dingding*.... oh yeaahhaaahhhyeahhhhhhh.... i'm your basic average girl... and im here to save the world...

>>71892672
yep also had a ton of lucid dreams

>>71892742
Maybe she isn't wiping her arsehole properly

>>71892722
can baby teeth even last until adulthood? i can't remember all of my teeth having come out, and think i might have one or two
im sorry for your suffering

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Shape of you lads

>tfw all my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly and I never had to get them removed

>>71892742
NOrMIE norMie NORMIE normie norMiE

>>71892818
Good post

>>71892787
shan't be investigating why it smells

>>71892822
Girl grinded her bum into my willy to that song last night

>>71892809
Yes, I have 2

post cat

>>71892822
More like shape of POO haha

(quite like him though)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlq6p10iQyQ

Lesser known synthwave.

getting pissed again

got no mates

>>71892818
>remember to post him sometimes
>keeping the meme alive
>then some bandwagoner posts this and everyone will be doing it

I like seeing more Alanposting but it feels less special somehow

>>71892843
Tell her she should try wiping her arse better lad

>tfw had several instances of sleep paralysis growing up
Reckon if there was a way to induce it the CIA would use it at GITMO, absolutely terrible experience. Would confess to bombing some buildings in no time.

Still can't wrap my head around dancing lads. How does it work? How do you do it?

>>71892822

paint drying: the person

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>>71892878
took this yesterday

>>71892822
This man tries to write flowery similes and metaphors but they're always dreadful.

>>71892854
FONT

>>71892909
I understand you mate. It's so weird and funny, people moving like mong to some sounds. Can't understand how you can be good or bad at it
then again im really fucking autismo

coughed up a little blood this morning

>kind of hope its fatal

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my younger brother who was even more of a loser than me about a year ago has become a full on normie at uni lads, has a gf and everything. happy for the cunt but makes me feel a bit jealous deep down inside.

>>71892909
Move your legs around a bit

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Why are thighs so great?

many such cases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHIs7j1CCs

>people making a big deal about sleep paralysis

I sleep on my back and get it very often, maybe twice a week

Fucking twats always make things seem worse than they are

>>71892909
reload animations

>>71892962
hope so as well

>>71892909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7zX-HOsMm0

Girls are soft and warm and really nice to cuddle and kiss

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>>71892980

>>71892939
i like it apart from the fact its hind legs make it look like a rabbit i dont like that

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>Yeah I'm a hard man, I do hard things often, no big deal. Don't see why people make an issue about them, you know? Sleep paralysis? Pfft. But I guess I'm just that that hard

>tfw chad facial aesthetics but 5'8

>>71892887
not a fan of this choon and i am a connoisseur of synth

>>71892977
I'm sure climbing up skyscrapers feels fine if you do it twice a week. But people doing it once, possibly the first time ever are going to be freaked out

Fucking sick and tired of how boring these Leafs are.

>>71893046
He clearly said "several instances"

>>71892987
Gormless face

Is there any way to enjoy pol without the underage faggots on there

*grabs saxophone*
*start playing next to a river with the moonlight around me*

https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ

Had a VERY questionable dream last night.

would literally heem an alien into a puddle of sludge if he came over here and tried throwing his weight around

>>71892974
10/10 mumblekino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLHfL_lu50o
existential choon NOT for beginners. VERY topical on dreams

gabber

driving to morrisons to collect my stormzy CD from the amazon lockers haha

>I can't move, oh my God! This is the worst experience of my life despite it being temporary and illusory

Shape of you, bet you are scared of the dark too

redpill me on the chilcot inquiry

>>71893164
hello nigger

>>71893159
oh my christ

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Bought more wine in the end

who is ed?

not being racist but chink girls are fucking hideous

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was this any good

>the N word
ooh look at this absolute nutcase we've got over here

>>71892997
me in town tonight after 1 and a half blue teslas ahah

>>71893165
>he literally doesn't even understand the concept of sleep paralysis
Mad how leafs became the absolute worst posters on the site, the moment Trudeau took over.

>sleep paralysis is just the inability to move
Real hard man lads
Christ will a leaf ever be capable of making a single decent post

>>71893159
oh christ
>pornstar nails
>overly tanned
>chavy munter face
>shit eyebrows
>hair is a mess
>dumb hat
>scantily clad
>cigarette
>watch on the wrong arm

0/10

>>71893202
Ed
Ed-ster
The Ed Man

He's mates with Deano

>you think that i could be defeated by mere sleep paralysis? with my trusty katana beneath my pillow, i am quite the formidible foe asleep and awake

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>>71892973

good post

>>71893159
good slag

>>71893120
not a good slag

gonna hit the whiskey hard tonight lads

i only have capri sun to mix it with

>entire thread gets triggered by sleep paralysis

HOWLING

>B-BUT YOU DIDNT MENTION T-THE SPOOKY MONSTER PART

lie to me once, ima put yo ass through a mothafuckin wall. You lie to me twice, ima start screamin. ima start screamin on dat ass

sod it cracking open a guinness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_iQGNu0G0

me and the lads after a few lines

>>71893164
your great-grandfathers fought and died in the snowy lice-infested rum-deficient trenches so you could eventually do this

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might get a glass of orange squash

>>71892982
cycling 2/3 pairs of jeans is ideal, but just a plain old pair of blue/black can be worn nearly every day for a man and no one cares
what shoes lol, 2bh shoes are a difficult one for me i've never understood em properly either
You can wear same shirt over t-shirt, not as bad as recycling same t-shirt in consecutive days, but it's still slightly undesirable to do so
Yeah I guess, just make sure there's some days between when someone sees you in a t-shirt from one occasion to the next
I wouldn't wear nor advise wearing such t-shirts, but I doubt you'd be an outcast for it lad. Just remember that you're a bloke, and not bothered about fashion - with this ethos you can get away with a lot
people will still see you at the call centre i guess, no idea what a typical 'dress-code' would be like there though

For jumpers: I rarely ever wash them since im a slob, and I'd be more lenient about the consecutive days thing for them. The point of the consecutive days thing is to give the illusion that you care about your hygiene and wash your clothes regularly, even if you don't, like me

>>71893303
>ass
fuck off yank

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mentioned

>tfw parents were too busy having a divorce to properly discipline me as a child so as an adult I don't care about anything and I'm extremely lazy

haha thanks for being a cunt mum

>>71893198
why are you drinking it out of a tumbler just how fucking demicky can you get

canadians are the smartest posters ever. they are just so intelligent

BBC's order of relevant stories on the site confuses me from time to time
by what metric is Russia considering banning a film for a gay scene more newsworthy than an official death toll for a drought in Somalia?

>mental illness and sleep paralysis

lmao it's all in your head lmao get over it

>>71893337

MILKY

*willy engorges with blood*

>>71893351
Have you considered not being lazy

Stupid runt

>>71893351
tfw raised by a single mother so missing all virtues of manhood

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>>71893309
>that vape cloud

>>71893309
me on the left

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about 2/3rds through the republic lads
too many bronze and iron souls in government these days

>>71893337
I would like to put my penis into this womans vagina.

*gets gimmick paralysis*

wew, terrifying one that

>>71893354
Don't have any wine glasses and don't particularly see the point in buying any

>>71893388
it's very difficult

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>>71893399
>Plato

lmaoing at your life

"I'm not very fond of Jewish people" - Adolph Hitler

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEd_gMb6OOQ

>>71893453
Bit of a laugh hey haha, old mates always saying things like that

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>mfw a girl starts pretending my little 7 incher is sending her into ecstasy as I'm pumping her

just be polite and make dignified noises, don't pretend you're a pornstar you stupid slag, we both know it's not even touching the sides

>>71893453
Hitler was a retard who loved mudslimes


senile m8

>>71893453
He meant that he is fond of Muslim people

>>71893422
>all those qt boy bums getting hammered

OH. MY.

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>>71893453
Didn't do anything wrong.

>>71893446
>instead of reading and evaluating a legitimate philosopher's great works I'll follow the snippets of information that exist about a wacky schizo
not sure what you meant by this

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>Welcome home sir

What do?

From a viewer: Marxism: always one execution away from utopia

>>71893527
Plato is redit

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>>71893527
lad if tim put his words to paper he'd be regarded as one of the 21st centuries greatest thinkers

>>71893535
Oh my days senpai.

>>71893564
dodgy asian bloke... 21st february
outside waitrose

hmm yes

>>71893556
>Plato is reddit
Diogenes has legitimately become a meme

>>71893564
I agree that schizos are interesting as fuck and tim's no doubt a genius, but surely plato can at least compare right?

do actual religious people (aside from Muslims) actually exist anymore? never see them irl

>>71893638
have you never been to a church?
have you never been to italy?

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nowOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71893351
My parents just weren't very good at it, which is why me and my brother had such an shitty and awkward childhood and adolescence, while there is merit in saying that once you're an adult you should just take responsibility for yourself and change, they seriously underestimate the long term effects of shitty nurture and it's effects on your adulthood in most people.

>>71893543
lol

>>71893638
I got two churches next to me and they usually have people in them singing on Sundays, surprising amount of younger people as well as oldies.

新しいスレッド?

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>>71893638
I'm a devout catholic and considering joining the priesthood

my electronics teacher at sixth form was christian
lovely bloke, and a very good teacher

weed, like anything, is ok in moderation

>>71893718
>>71893719
Nonces both

>>71893638

almost no "religious" people ACTUALLY believe in that shit

they just along with it for cultural reasons. it's something to do.

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>>71893638
I believe in the Gods.

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>>71893719
Show us where he touched you lad.

>>71893671
thats my joke
dont steal my material
first warning

>>71893694

I live in a white area, and the only people that go to the church down the road are blacks, fresh from africa blacks, they're all loud as fuck in their jibber jabber language

>>71893756
just listen to the rhythm of my heart

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>>71892623

>>71893732
>>71893766
he wasn't a nonce
this was a sixth form, everyone was 16 to 18 (with a few losers at 19)

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Should ii buy normie shoes?

Green, Burgundy, black or blue?

>>71893335
Thanks, this ius gold

Last question
Is it OK to wear skiunny jeans or chinos to work?
Or am I expected to wear something more comfy?

>>71893719
my computer science teacher was an atheist and very... handsy
he would come up to help you and stand so that his bollocks were resting directly on your shoulder

>>71893833

>>71893818

blue if you must, white/grey would be a better choice.

>>71893687
It's a painful and slow process eliminating all your abysmal flaws if character. Especially if you're a retard with little self awareness to begin with.

I don't remember getting a single word from either of my parents for not turning up for my GCSEs. Nor did they bat an eyelid when I was wasting my life playing videogames and smoking weed from 17-20 years of age. Fucking state of my parents. Fucking state of myself.

>>71893879
Blue is quote plain/boring though

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>>71893782
Christianity has been declining mentally and in some ways extending out into the Third World where it’s real catchment area now is. I mean, there will be a non-White pope soon. Christianity will begin to wear the face of the south very soon. It’s the ideal religion for the south. It’s pity for those who fail, for those who are weak, for those who are hungry, for those who are broken. Have pity on your children, O Lord. It’s an ideal religion. Don’t take it through violence or fear or aggression. Submit and be thankful for what He will give you in His wisdom.

But it’s ruining us. For centuries we were strong even despite that faith, but of course we made use of it. The part that fits us is the extreme transcendence of Christian doctrine. That’s what Indo-Europeans like about that faith. The enormous vaulting cathedrals, the Gothic idea that you can go up and up and up. It’s that element in it that we like, and we made into ourselves. But we forgot the ethical substratum. We forgot the sort of troll-like ethical element that there is no other value but sympathy, there is no other value than compassion, that love is the basis of all life. And ultimately that is a feminine view of civilization which will lead to its collapse in masculine terms.