The perfidious romanian (gypsy (romanian (male))) edition.
Previously: >>71884986.
fuck roma people
dara
>linking the old thread
consider self inflicted bodily harm
>>71889173
no arse
when is masturbation excessive
>>71889176
GOOD post.
>>71889179
hmm
>not a get edition
shan't
>>71889224
he doesn't look romanian
>>71889227
back to /r/4chan you go
>>71888454 #
That fat white guy who just walked around repeating memes was fucking unbearable. Not gonna lie, seeing the absolutely hopeless aspergers-riddled human beings that you share a board with made me stop going on /pol/ altogether.
leafs are scum
yanks are subhuman
margaret thatcher was not human
the /alcoholics/ thread on /ck/ is so depressing
makes you aware that such nefarious refuse exist in this world
Want an Italian gf to teach me how to speak Italian and make pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e59dN7pP-I
>when his skin colour starts with a 'w'
It's almost as if romanians weren't as much rorkes as you.
Romanian germanic heritage president.
>>71889265
ah because digits arent a decade old board culture
had 3 lagers. should I now tear into the ciders or the wheat beers?
either way I'm tearing into them
*tears into this post*
*downloads the entire BBC sound effect library*
*creates my own radio show*
ahh yes
>>71889199
I have been having minimum 4 wanks a day for the past 3 weeks, trying to nofap but it is had because I sit on the computer all day and end up wanking out of boredom more than anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nudvuNgAi6c
they're back
PENG TING CALLED MADISON
I TOLD HER COME AND JUMP IN MY ADDISON (LEE)
>>71889199
if you do it 2+ times a day and use it compulsively as a stress reliever
i find getting hooked on porn is worse than jerking off
>>71889335
>3 lagers
didn't you start drinking hours ago
>>71889277
>Not gonna lie, seeing the absolutely hopeless aspergers-riddled human beings that you share a board with made me stop going on /pol/ altogether.
fucking this
/pol/ has been taken over by the r/thedonald crowd
>>71889291
just had a look
>>>/ck/8637294
christ that is depressing
glad I don't drink
>>71889350
>dnb
grow up
>>71889338
alri charlie
*explosions*
*glass breaking*
*sirens*
>>71889357
why do so many women go for this fucking look?
just makes my stomach churn
is it the influence of ethnically ambigious whores like the kardashians?
uh oh
>>71889392
>glad I don't drink
nah, it's just weird that people use it to cope with themselves
I can get pissed three times a week and be a normal person, but anyone with a brain who thinks waking up every morning and starting with a beer or a few shots know they're going down a slippery slope
everything in moderation
>>71889384
they were novelty oversized beers
might have a cheeky etiz
my match stream has a pepe in the corner
>>71889438
START THE REACTOR
>>71889405
*horses trotting*
*does a posh english accent*
driver! slow down! the jostling is bruising my buttocks!
>>71889472
>>71889399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDHRAIDdPVQ
"no"
>>71889433
>is it the influence of ethnically ambigious whores like the kardashians?
yes
women are vapid degenerate copycat whores
they don't know what's good for them
and they also don't know what they want
just ordered a chinese lads
https://youtu.be/HSwda46cNMg
Just imagining holidaying in Ibiza in the 90s. Good vibes. Good, clean MDMA. Really great positive music. Huge parties. What fun it must've been.
>have to write a 350 promotional article for a job interview on Tuesday
canada is reddit: the country
>>71889526
alri willie
>>71889543
time to order my curry then
>They came within cry of the Morannon, and unfurled the banner, and blew upon their trumpets; and the heralds stood out and sent their voices up over the battlement of Mordor.
>At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous..., and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'
>>71889438
how on earth does that come about
download loads of porn and never even watch half of it
>>71889326
good thing I'm Anglo-Indian and I have southern iberian-like skin colour
>>71889571
>download porn
absolute state of some people
>>71889532
did that bloke from the label ever listen to your mix dj vang?
>>71889222
THICC
my queen
>>71889392
>/pol/ has been taken over by the r/thedonald crowd
they were always one and the same
>>71889626
I've got an addiction to download pornos and image sets.
>>71889566
alri lad
>>71889338
actually have this
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>71889655
what the fuck is that nigger doing there
>>71889630
yes
in the mirror im quite handsome. In photos i am hideous. Which do i look like to other people?
>>71889595
>download loads of porn when really horny, feel guilty after cumming and then delete it all.
Ah yes, the supposed mind-body duality.
>>71889465
you shouldn't ever drink
>>71889472
pics xx
>using the N word
oh wow, you're so ruthless!
post qt boy bums please
>>71889700
why dont Romanians drink
Found these white women, they have two babies each, does this mean the white race won't die out?
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4316278,-2.8014347,3a,51y,73.75h,68.87t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5cND0ytE1t7ol92GIl72JQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
just going to come right out and say it: not a fan of the tories or labour
>>71889678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>71889684
Photos. Your image is flipped in a mirror.
>>71889684
Sorry, I wouldn't know because I'm handsome all the time.
AMA
>>71889405
I always thought he was black.
>>71889718
Replacement rate is 2.1
They'd need 3 babies.
>>71889684
In mirrors your face is flipped horizontally. Unless you have a very symmetrical face then you look like you do in the photos. I have the ol' Carswell jaw irl but can't notice it in the mirror
https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax
https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax
https://soundcloud.com/vang-halifax
new
is putin a right or left-winger?
obviously he's a megalomaniac concerned only with his own power, but he still must lean at least to one side in his policies
Whats your surnames lads. Bored af and accidentally bought ancestry shit.
also im not gchq
Baneposting is easily the greatest meme this site has ever produced, right?
still fucking hilarious
>>71889804
thanks for the support x
>>71889747
hmmm. the thing i notice most in photos is my chin is proper wonky and i mentioned it once to this girl who said she genuinely could not see it so i had to point it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nHdSK-mB3k
>>71889811
Shan't
>>71889796
>>71889684
But it depends massively on lighting/angle as well. Most mirrors won't have significant lighting in front of them due to where they're positioned, but people often look a lot better with lighting in front of their face so you may look better than in the mirror in a lot of circumstances
>>71889834
That's what we call "lying".
ah yes, white
>>71889848
sounds gaylic m8
>>71889571
modern writes don't come close to Tolkien
>>71889811
shall not
>>71889863
alri, cohen
>>71889829
no worries mate, it's nice to see my fellow /brit/ lads doing well
hopefully one day i will reach the great heights of 20 followers too
>>71889859
n-no she would never lie to me
>housemate is an italian lad
>leave this open in youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRSlLAcKxc4
>tfw literally sharing a house with a fascist
Just remembered this mad cunt we used to hang out with.
He used to go around asking people "what do you think of my new bird mate?". They would always happily oblige, only to their shock they would see a picture of his erect cock that he'd taken earlier.
Was pretty funny.
mirrors look very like you but flipped. Photo's differ due to lens length. Someone post that image of the girl who looks fugly and then aright with different lengths
>>71889897
jewish
>>71889833
alri milo
>>71889700
http://watchhdsports.xyz/
>>71889934
gooooood post
>>71889571
lotr is so fucking boring
>>71889695
I've easily wanked over 5000 times and NEVER felt guilty about it
>>71889939
>.xyz
Shan't be clicking such an obvious virus.
>>71889966
your too dump to understand it
>>71889796
is this carswell jaw
>>71889863
haha i working love this world
>>71889814
City of big guys, are you crashing just for meeee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQeHeWT9y4
>>71889811
Shannot, but it's a Northern Anglo-Saxon sheep-shagging name
listening to the "afro bashment" playlist on spotify haha
>>71889811
very few people have my surname, shall NOT be revealing it to mr blair
>>71889976
TINY
>>71889926
*stands in your way*
>>71889966
t. female or underage
>>71889978
It's not so much the wanking, rather than the pornography itself.
>>71889925
and he did this on a daily basis?
Constipated lads
>>71889996
Yes but it's fairly mild. I can fix mine when practicing proper oral posture and mine's worse than that
>tfw polish surname
literally not ONCE have I heard anyone pronounce it correctly
>>71889713
>why dont Romanians drink
Think you're responding wrongly here.
And second, that's just wrong.
>>71889926
>>71890046
>>71890020
>>71890015
You sure? Shannon is usually Irish Named after a River there
http://www.behindthename.com/name/shannon
*blocks your path*
>>71890081
OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>>/BALT/
>>71890076
what is proper oral posture? How to fix this
>>71890037
goldstein
>>71890058
neither, now fuck off and read a decent book rather than bland fantasy elitist garbage
>>71890095
imagine drinking one of those on a plane
literally mindblowing to even think about such an absurd thing
FUCK ROMANIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xS5R0VD8rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xS5R0VD8rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xS5R0VD8rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xS5R0VD8rg
*kisses your boo-boo*
>>71890081
alri zwrcskiopiceksczwaski
I spend months upon months building up a few hundred gigs of a porn collection while only managing to wank to about a third of it, then I wonder why the fuck I do it and delete it all.
Then I start collecting again.
What will he eat?
think the last time i downloaded porn, it was to put on my PSP
you cunts are pathetic
recommend me some good 'nime
>>71890132
far far less common than that
>>71890193
k-on
why the fuck would you download porn just go online get a quick wank and get out
Fuck off yank.
>>71890176
nothing
I hope he starves to death
mongos say non-whites have been brainwashed to believe that looking white is more desirable, so coloured women lighten then skin and so on. aren't they just admitting that non-whites are mindless zombies?
recommend me some good 'nime that isn't k-on
>>71890193
flip flappers
*bombs England into rubble*
Keep getting captchas of London's £500 per week homes.
>he streams porn
>>71890107
there's this dentist mong that makes all these vids about it on the internet but i disagree with his overall views. It's really difficult to articulate and would take paragraph-long posts but the fundamental thing for Carswell jaw is simply to hold your lower jaw in a symmetrical position. Practice with a webcam taking photos and flipping em. Be careful you don't fuck up other parts of your facial posture though like your teeth, or by jaw-clenching
>>71890232
show's shite mate
>>71889887
Tolkien was a hack just like everyone who writes genre fiction.
>downloading porn
WHERE ARE MY QT BOY BUMS??????????????????????
>>71890263
>>71890229
i'll recommend you a building to jump off
>>71890229
Have a go at Jormungand.
>watching porn
>not just masturbating with the power of your mind
>>71889814
it is
I don't even know why its as funny it is (theres nothing intrinsically funny about the plane scene other than some minor clumsiness in the script), but it just fucking is
its like the spirit of Andy Kaufman came back and inhabited it and it just went stratospheric
>>71890229
monster musume
>he watches porn
i literally haven't wanked since 2000
>>71890221
skin whitening is older than colonialism
and European are hardly universally pale, they used to skin whiten too before tans became popular.
>>71890296
in mike pences home faggot
>>71890274
I reckon you and me would be bestest mates irl.
>>71890305
*unzips dick telepathically*
>>71890296
Apparently I'm too gypsy for this general.
>>71890303
go on
>>71890193
Boku no Nigger
facebook pictures of girls you know are better than any porn
>>71890381
LITERALLY THIS
although they reserve their slaggiest for the 'gram
>>71890371
excellent post
>>71890381
I don't know any girls
>>71890357
College Bank Flats in Rochdale
>1 cider please my good man!
They're right yknow
>>71890338
If you're not being sarcastic, I'm sick of teenage girls reading his shit just to look "more intelligent" than the rest of dumb broads.
>>71890415
>not salford shopping city
>>71890415
hey those are near pakipoo
fucking shat myself at the pub last night
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jacob-rees-mogg-forced-deny-7975406
tfw no posh totty
>>71890414
what about the girls at work
>>71890381
Have a picture of a girl's practically bare arse that she posted on facebook that I wank to on a very rare occasion.
pseudo-intellectuals? nah not a fan
>>71890148
Gypsies should all be murdered
>>71890429
No sarcasm. You and me best buddies.
Got this for £80
>>71890496
Fucking patrician mate.
>>71890307
i think the culture that has built up around here helps
i mean /tv/ pretty much revolves around baneposting for the last 5 years
>>71890428
100% true
>OMG THAT'S SO UNHYGIENIC
*eats a McDonald's burger made by a greasy teen who washes his hands only twice a shift*
this is an art attack.... THIS is an art attack.. this IS... art attack... *breeemmmmmm* *breeeemmmmmmmmm*
>>71890274
agreed. he didn't even bring up, not even in passing, aragorn's tax policy
>>71890400
Still waiting for British slags to move to VSCO. Superior quality.
>>71890496
'nce
>>71890506
good gimmick
>>71890506
Thyme?
>>71890506
uhhhh dude, that's NOT weed XDDD you got ripped off!!!
staying in a saturday night are we?
>Gypsies should all be murdered
Hope your shitposts will be trialled.
>>71890496
Inspired.
the alleged north
>>71890496
Not sure what you mean
I spunk in my maccy'ds before i hand them out to the customers.
>>71890554
yes but i wouldn't mind the thread slowing down a little bit
>>71890551
stop posting like that
>>71890414
I use my Y6, Y10 and Y12 graduation shirts with all the names on the back to find them 2bh
do you lads have those
>>71890428
hmm yes what a surprise that -insert profession- is majority white people when we live in a majority white country
>>71890570
christ alive
>>71890496
(((16)))
thought jimmy saville and hulk hogan were the same person for most my life
>>71890570
>The Church Of JD Sport
>>71890604
Only got a Year 11 one
>>71890596
laff'd out loud, good gimmick
>>71890570
>tfw I never got a leavers hoodie
still regret it
>his town doesn't have a hat museum
Lads, I've set up a charity Foundation to help kids who have been put in prison for Cybercrime. Could you just take a look or maybe pitch in a donation.
www.gloryholefoundation.com
>>71890524
Hi I'm Mark, and you're watching SMart.
*gets monged out on drugs and gf scalds to death in the bath then kills self later*
Wahey!
>>71890682
Did you go to billionaire school or something?
>>71890345
post botty
>>71890702
what? no
>>71890274
it might seem like that now but he basically invented what is now generic fantasy
>>71890686
Online dating is making me sexist.
It's like women are the most boring thing ever created. For a bunch of people that are stereotyped as never ceasing to talk they are fucking shit conversationalists.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39166745
jesus christ there's some absolutely hilarious pictures in this article
*does a cheeky 'cide*
>>71890626
just coz one bodyslammed you as a kid doesn't mean he was also a wrestler
>>71890686
/fit/ is unironically the best board
mum just showed my pics of my dad that i havent seen since i was 9 and had forgotten what he actually looked like
almost welled up
why doesnt the cunt love me
>>71890741
Wahey I got back from there a couple hours ago
Didn't manage to get a gf(male) tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Speight
still shocks me
>>71890734
Keep in mind that they have to manage hundreds of simultaneous conversations while you can invest all of your energy into one or two.
>>71890734
was listening to a 'planet money' episode the other day about a woman who went on 50 first dates in one year and the only thing she ever put to any of the men is ';)'
>>71890604
>Not wearing Y3.
Hehe
>>71890604
fucking weirdo
the beautiful pennines
>SHITSENAL
>>71890770
it was but recently it's got very reddit
>>71890730
female fake taxi is great
ava austen, yum
>>71890779
>/brit/ is full of runts from broken homes
no wonder you're all druggie degenerate scum
>>71890781
did you go dressed up
>>71890779
Because you spend all day wanking and shitposting on 4chan.
Can't wait for arsenalfantv
>>71890829
No just watched the parade go by, it's very fun 2bh
>>71890786
Yeah, I get that, but what the fuck. At least say more than two words when you *do* answer.
Is it so hard to show interest.
Maybe I'm just bitter because I got stood up today.
>>71890794
Infuriating.
art attack > smart
>Drugs are bad for you
>>71889287
That's right (teehee) she was a goddess
>>71890779
probably just wanted to put his willy in a warm hole like so many other men
north york moors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any other national park or AONB in the UK
>>71890833
literally the first time ive been on here in days and i only wank about once a week
>>71890734
Women overall are pretty fucking boring, but British women in particular are bottom of the barrel.
They literally have no hobbies, no interests except reality TV and gossping. Just absolutely nothing going for them but expecting everything to be provided for them by a BF that is 3-4 points too good for them.
Aussie and Canadian birds seem to have actual interests.
>>71890851
Drugs ARE bad for you
>>71890782
It's often said depressed people are happiest right before they commit suicide, which is true in his case. He was chuffed to bits.
>>71890848
EXCEPTIONAL post
reckon i can still roll if i drop dizzle 2 nights in a row?
>>71890848
You say that like you expect people to disagree
>Based Neil Buchanan is now in a rock band
Degenerates fuck off from /brit/
EMM
EYE
ESS
TO THE FUCKING TEE
lorraine pascale desu lads
>Drugs ARE bad for you.
>>71890734
honestly the only girl I've ever met who i thought was genuinely interesting was my mates gf and shes ugly
never met a fit girl whos actually interesting
Neil Poo-Cannon
>ARSEnal
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THE FUCK THEY GOT AWAY WITH THIS??
>>71890951
me inside the cake
>>71890951
Absolutely would. Shame there are so few pics of her buttocks. Pretty fantastic.
Gonna heem this anti drug runt
>>71890951
hello nigger
>>71890839
Liverpool 3-1 | Well needed rest for Sanchez means we can go on to beat Bayern midweek says Ty | ArsenalFanTV
>>71890951
i find being able to cook a really attractive quality. 99% of the women I know have no hobbies at all
>>71890951
NEED to have my bollocks pop between those gap teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4tFNfROlqk
newest cape shit film
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian birds seem to have actual interests.
sunshine!
dogs!
coffee!
friends!
family!
socks!
coffee again :P!
netflix!
drinking!
gonna heem the next southerner i see
>hello nigger
northern culture
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/lip-filler-men-aspiring-kim-11667767
don't bother even staying up past 10 these days
>>71890951
Teeth like dustbins.
One every yard.
@1016
don't care
>Arselel
>>71890959
much mummy is interesting
why is prog house so based lads
Just heemed this northener look at him now, MAD
>>71891035
alri gramps haha off to the home you go
>>71891035
this image is amazing
>>71891085
deano
What is Art? Asking for a mate
WENGA OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71890994
That's synthol
>>71891085
hello Josh, 17
MDMA is life-changing
>>71890959
Same.
>Interests are having fun, laughing, gin, prosecco, Netflix, travelling, I like all kinds of music, not interested in one night stands. Feminist. The men should message first.
Every fucking profile.
southerner thought he heemed me but then i got back up and heemed him back now he is lying there unresponsive
Just heemed this poorthern runt. literally dead lads.
singles and ill tkae a shit on him
>>71889976
Poor little brown guy
what is the best yank gimmick on /brit/?
-hello nigger
-arsehole lad
-autismo yank
-cat yank
>>71891169
they're all quite bad iibh
>71891169
>posting your own shitty forced "gimmicks"
cant yank is the only mildly acceptable one there
>>71891169
Football Yank
nodddyyy (noddyyyy)..... the little man with the red and yellow carrrrrrrr..... *bing ding ding ding*
>find estranged fathers facebook
>favourites: daily sex gifs 18+
fuck sake lads
>>71891126
Yes it is. Your dopamine levels will be permanently fucked from the moment you try it
>>71891169
>good
>yank
>gimmick
That's almost as much of an oxymoron as "American Culture".
>>71891169
none are that great
>>71891169
i'm quite partial to "hello nigger"
>>71889985
The address of Alphabet, Google's holding company, one of the most valuable corporations in the world, is abc.xyz
Just because something has ".xyz" doesn't mean it's dodgy you fucking moron
>>71891116
fucking hell she is stacked
>>71891169
all are FUCKING AWFUL
>>71891202
this
>5 instant replies
hmm
>>71891221
Shan't be allowing one pixel of this post to pass through my optic nerve.
>>71891205
give us a link and I'll pretend to be a bird and get his dick pics for you
>>71891206
you have no clue what you're talking about
the dopamine system is insanely robust.
if you said serotonin you might have a point (although still far-fetched)
Genuinely never seen a white Arsenal fan
Go back to /sp/ you utter subhumans
>>71891169
hello nigger always makes me laugh
rest are shit
>>71891202
literally howled at this
Most of the people I know who really fucked up their lives never got spanked, coincidence?
>>71891265
haha
the one kid at my primary who was an arsenal fan was white, but he was adopted or something and so his foster parents were black
>>71891221
>abc.xyz
this is genuinely a russian virus, the website for google is google.com
im doing noporn please stop this
janny is going to explode
check out the knockers on this lass
PIN.virus
>>71891116
>>71891259
>>71891302
oh he isn't going to like this one bit
>>71891421
simpsons did it