moon landings edition
cara
ISIS don't exist
listening to the music of matt berry
Set Fire To The Communists
>>71882345
anybody know?
>>71882349
me in the back-left, out of the picture, behind the bar serving drinks
what's the proper second city after london then?
birmingham? manchester? sheffield?
leicester?
>>71882379
now mate, it's right behind you!
love how Krauts in EU discussion always try to call us a US vassal, as if being a German vassal is somehow better because we happen to share a continent with them.
>>71882384
Manchester or Birmingham
>>71882384
Falkirk
>>71882369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BwQBjJvN5Y
is there a /brit/ duolingo group?
>>71882384
manchester apparently, although its full of crime, immigrants and is in the north. I consider Bristol or Edinburgh to be the only alternative
Quiz
In which country did Shakespeare's Hamlet live?
What is the world s largest office building?
What was the Greek currency before the Euro?
For how many years is a French president elected?
Which German war criminal was for 21 years the only inmate of Spandau complex?
Which animal is the Hindu god Hanuman?
What is Elvis Presley's middle name?
What is the house number and street for The Simpsons?
Where were the 1992 Olympic Games held?
Which Italian artist painted the Birth of Venus, currently on display in the Uffizi in Florence?
>>71882432
what would they be learning
>UUP + DUP + TUV = 39
>SF + SDLP = 39
huh, why is everyone acting like this is a landslide for nationalists?
>>71882434
>crime
I'll agree with you on the other two, but manchester really doesn't have that much crime
it isn't the late 90s anymore
>>71882457
british
>>71882384
Birmingham obviously
Manchester is some shithole small mill town with a couple good football teams
>poorthern direland poolitics
who cares
>>71882345
yeah about 15 mins but if you're using it to study begin studying a bit before it kicks in, i.e. get off 4chan
>>71882445
denmark
summit in dubai
dunno
7
rudolf hess
dunno
james
742
dunno
that's a botticelli
>>71882510
sheed
>he doesn't live withing 1 km of the English Channel
how's it feel being a poortherner?
I've only touched a girl once in my life and it was for less than 5 seconds on her leg.
>>71882466
we're not, but it does show things are changing
Watching football with yank commentators
This is horrifying
>>71882482
alright, the citizens are trash though. All those flights where people wasted/make bomb threats/assault people/racism always either originate from Manchester or are heading to manchester
>>71882466
There's also 1 independent unionist
>>71882384
Birmingham by combined size, political, economic, scientific and cultural contribution. the rest there are post industrial mill-towns that punch above there weight in certain ways.
hoovering
>>71882534
4/10 not bad
>>71882384
there's no question that it's edinburgh if we're talking UK and birmingham if we're talking england
>>71882466
Because it's the first time ever that unionists haven't been a majority in the Assembly and in the last election, the DUP had 10 more seats than SF instead of barely scraping 1.
>>71882466
irish people are retarded
>>71882572
isnt birmingham full of pakis though? If so then it automatically becomes the worst city.
The fact you even doubt Birmingham as the second city shows how effective Westminster's smear campaign was
Do the norn Irish identify as Irish?
Cool political quiz here lads
Who are you in 1917 Russia?
http://arzamas.academy/materials/1269
>>71882559
Don't all the Yank channels have English commentators now?
cheapest place to pick up the new zelda digitally on wii u
don't want a physical copy
>>71882604
every major english city apart from maybe liverpool is full of pakis.
>>71882584
>there's no question that it's edinburgh if we're talking UK
that's not how it works you dumb jock cunt
Edinburgh is a lovely little town though
>>71882636
One is very yanky, one sounds a bit English but it very yankified
>>71882644
?? is that a question?
Alright lads, how's your weekend?
>>71882650
I grew up in Liverpool. My parents are literal pakis. Sad really.
>>71882651
half the people here are anglos mate
>>71882607
http://www.economist.com/blogs/blighty/2013/05/birmingham
never forget
>>71882338
Wasn't real
>>71882644
>wii u
lmao, shabbos goy
>>71882694
if your parents are pakis you're a paki mate
>>71882644
Are you asking or telling mate.
>>71882694
fucking grim mate
>>71882650
There's no pakis in Liverpool
A few Arabs and Somalis though, but they all breed with the locals and become scouse, it's like Blacks in Mexico, they just bred with everyone else and got absorbed in.
Just avoid the Kebab shops and Toxteth that's where they live.
>>71882716
You are fake news
Why do they call him the Powerful Joe Rogan when he is only 5'9(lol)?
>>71882733
Nah. I don't believe in all the Islam. Got myself a white gf and everything.
>there are mongs ITT right now that think the DUP actually lost 10 seats and don't know about it's because of the reduction in number of assembly members
>>71882773
Both of you should be removed.
>>71882753
asking
>>71882650
tons of Yemenis round my part, but the hate Saudis which is nice
>>71882635
don't get this test
>>71882635
am i a good guy
>>71882338
Op is photoshopped, this is the real picture of the Lunar landing.
http://simplyth.tumblr.com/post/136222990056/methed-up-samurai-methed-up-samurai-sometimes
>>71882793
let it go you pathetic poof.
United Ireland is both inevitable AND imminent.
you're JUST in denial.
The motor
BLACKED
>>71882824
>supporting WW1
>>71882851
wew lad, blast from the near past
someone on 4chan told me a united ireland is inevitable, so it must be true!
>>71882884
i actually didnt though, I said "it requires a swift end" or whatever it was called
>>71882820
I took the same test just now lad. I got the bottom right corner.
>>71882793
lol you can just picture the orangeman smashing his chubby tattoed fingers against his keyboard as he typed this, right after cracking one out over paisley
>there's a mong ITT that thinks SF having 27/90 seats is worse than having 28/108 seats
Anyone else just genuinely not give a fuck if Ireland is united or not anymore?
>>71882921
Yes
>>71882911
oh dear oh dear, I guess one of us is getting purged
>>71882856
>catholics paedophiles are this retarded
>>71882800
Removed to where? I fucking hate pakis and she has never been abroad m8.
>>71882915
lol you can just picture the taig smashing his chubby tattoed fingers against his keyboard as he typed this, right after eating a cheeseburger in honour of bobby sands
>>71882921
I hope Ireland unites so we don't have to keep paying for the norns.
>>71882635
>http://arzamas.academy/materials/1269
hmmm
Business idea: incarcerate the lefties, seize their meager assets
Gas the taigs, lads
why are there so many female political leaders now
>>71882915
>>71882856
i'm not even northern irish, just sick of stupid mongs pretending the reduction in assembly members didn't happen
>>71882970
typical swans fan
>>71882970
you just violated the NAP hun x
I think we should use chemical weapons to exterminate the population of Ireland and then turn it into a nature reserve for our use desu.
learned a new fact lads:
> the only country in the world in which Britain - or, for that matter, any other country - is represented by two embassies in the same country is the UAE. The dual embassies in Abu Dhabi and Dubai are probably due to the fact that both were fully functioning outposts prior to the UAE's union.
>one of my mum's friends passed away today from cancer
>mum has been upset all day
>decide to go talk to her
>bring a glass of water just cuz i was drinking it
>put it down on some envelope so it's not on the table (was all wet from where I spilled it)
>that envelope was my mum's friend's will
>mum yells at me
>quickly grab my drink before the envelope gets too wet
>can barely hold in my smile because I found it kinda funny
>not sure if she noticed my smile or not
hopefully she thinks I'm just a fuck up and not some kind of sociopath.
>>71882947
but you are one
>she has never been abroad
she's a race traitor
why are yuropoors so weak and pathetic?
>there are people itt who unironically aren't menshevik defencists/cadets
creasing
going to buy an mx5, thoughts?
>>71883016
don't care
>>71883022
don't care
>>71883067
good car
>>71882949
funny
>>71883000
neither am I from NI, but I support a unified Ireland
if he was so hungry, why didn't he just eat something?
>>71883067
buy an s13, more potential
Give me your best insult.
The winner gets a signed photo of the end of my pecker
>>71883044
didn't one of the top nazis have that plan for the ancient forests in poland?
>>71883094
>neither am I from NI, but I support a unified Ireland
oh fucking hell here we go, can't be arsed with mongs arguing about northern ireland AGAIN
fucking boring
>>71882407
The fact is that we have more in common with Europe than usa, plebs just it's the other way round cause >muh language
>stop, indestructible son.
What did he mean by this?
>>71883090
the new 2017 MX-5 RF looks pretty good as well. wondering if its worth sacrificing £400/month to have one on finance
>>71883061
Where would we be removed to? The pakis don't want me and they certainly don't want her.
>>71883065
>cadets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Constituent_Assembly_election,_1917
>4.8% of the vote
HOWLING
how do I text someone from my email not my phone number
>>71883117
*scoffs*
Runts these days...
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>71883147
Triggered huns can't help themselves.
>>71883067
If you're getting an older one get one with a hard top, if you're getting a newer one get the folding metal roof
>>71883141
stay mad you butthurt billyboy
honestly don't care what non NI people want for NI/unity, funnily enough only people who's opinions matter are the people in NI
>>71883149
Europe vs. USA is a false dichtonomy, the US is essentially a western outpost of European culture and was founded according to European (particularly British and French enlightenment) ideals.
>>71883108
Fashion. He wanted to look good in his clothes, and the ones given to him were a bit shit. We hear about the effects of the fashion industry on young women, but what about young men?
>>71883160
i think i'd just be a straight up czarist tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBjo7BnYjiU
tune
cannot feel the ritalin kicking in
>>71883196
Why not a convertible? For the summer months?
doing a read
http://www.jstor.org/stable/30098166
if digits the moon landing was a hoax
>>71883169
lads?
>>71883149
lol we have fucking nothing in common with europe what are you on about
Ireland is the country most like the UK
then Australia, NZ, Canada
then Scandinavia
then USA
then everyone else
>>71883260
it's an imessage thing
Reckon my vote should count for at least 51% overall.
>>71883260
i don't know
>false dichotomy
>>71883258
fuck you pepe
you let me down for the last time
THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX
>In May 2012 he said to the Radio Times magazine, "We must take care. There may be another war. The Germans will try again, given another chance". He also said, in the same interview, that "The only good Kraut is a dead Kraut.
>>71883196
that was the plan, not normie enough to ever take the soft top down
might just message her and hope she hasn't blocked my number as I thought
>>71883267
>lol we have fucking nothing in common with europe what are you on about
rasheed
reckon I should rule with an iron fist
>>71883291
i bet this is that one absolute madman polish politician who's in those EU debates
Just got my tax return check in the mail
See you povvo wankers later
>>71883251
Because the other ten months of the year are suffering.
>>71883296
Good lad.
eating a Satsuma...or an orange...or a clementine...or something haha
>>71883299
Thanks for the update Bruce
>>71883157
how about siberia?
>>71883224
The Black Hundreds were the hardcore Czarists
Orthodox, very nationalistic and antisemitic
got terrible dandruff lads
>if i dont pay my parking ticket by tomorrow it increases by 25 bux and i get a courts summons
>credit card expired today
hmmmmm
>>71883337
get some vosene \ head & shoulders
>>71883350
bottom right corner?
I wonder how Russia would've turned out had Kerensky and the Cadets stayed in power
>he said his only romance ended when his fiancée Lorna, a nurse, was killed in London in 1943 by a bomb which struck her ambulance. Moore subsequently remarked that he never married because "there was no one else for me ... second best is no good for me ... I would have liked a wife and family, but it was not to be."
yanks stay out of my mentions
>>71883206
NI's future will be decided by Westminster
>>71883388
shave your head
anyone got the picture of the blurred cat with green eyes and black and white fur?
>>71883389
nah
>>71882338
is that an alien in the back
>>71883444
>>71883444
This the one?
xDDD
>>71883473
no
>>71883486
NO
come on lads
>>71883444
here you go lad
>>71883503
Should really swap 16 and 20
>>71883546
he'll get a good close-up of the top shelf with that
>>71883546
christ look at the size of his hands, fucking massive
mate had a whole 500 ml cough syrup last night
El Chicken Spicy wasn't especially spicy, and the composition was inferior to the Hot 'n' Spicy Chicken Legend
Won't be purchasing it again
>>71883546
>The only good kraut is a dead kraut
When did we stop being so based?
>>71883607
exactly the sort of posts i come to /brit/ for tbqh
watched 3 films today
an hour until I can start drinking again
>>71883609
When my rights became less important than your feelings and vice versa
>>71883658
>drinking at 5pm
Savage
Real men wait until quarter past six
start my Master's degree in 2 days lads
hope there's some cute gally inna class
madting
>>71883694
is savage good or bad nowadays?
>>71883546
I met him once
nice guy, but surrounded by "friends and neighbours" leeching off of him in his old age
#drumpfbtfo
>>71883759
Fake news
>>71883759
holy shid he is finished
>>71883736
I'd like to point out that """Stormzy's song""" was just an Ed Sheeran song which he now has a poorly written verse added to
>>71883736
quite impressed that I have heard of 2 of those
>>71883759
fake news he was talking to his wife
why aren't liquor stores 24;7 lads
>>71883759
is that bad?
>>71883759
holy shit he is fucking done.
>>71883759
The bbc really has just cut out all context of being a quality news source.
>>71883759
wtf? he practises his speeches? ahaha
>>71883799
That's what supermarkets are for
>>71883736
Haven't heard of The Chainsmokers, couldn't tell you the name of a song from literally any of the 5 though.
come on lads, it looks something like this
someone post it
>>71883759
wow btfo, clinton wouldn't need to rehearse
>>71883834
>>71883800
um yes sweetie, that's grounds for impeachment.
>>71883759
>'rehearsing'
Fucking hell BBC.
>The BBC isn't more biased than /p--
>>71883772
the figures for that song contribute to ed sheerans total you mong, it was only a remix
stormzy's are from his album
>>71883832
That selfie song
>>71883799
I don't know what that is. We only speak English here.
>>71883736
source
>>71883870
No idea what you're on about desu.
listening to Paul McCartney & Wings
ARREST OBAMAM
>>71883878
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
>>71883858
>my eyes are down here, heretic
>>71883875
>>71883831
i fucking hate this government
>>71883858
Do you have the cap of them saying food is racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY1w9swAQFQ
choon
>>71883876
@AustinDarbo senior editor at spotify
>>71883736
lol this country really is groided
>>71883858
Is it appropriate for Muslims to wear burkhas in public?
i wish I could die
>>71883907
That's fucking shite.
JOHN CENA
So what do you guys think
https://youtu.be/msXl2ZybwTk
alcohol should be banned 2bh
>>71884013
the new maps look good imo
alri
>>71884013
>all black men
>France
It checks out
>>71884013
still haven't played that one
>>71884013
fucking swedes
>>71883858
>BBC Is a quality news so-
>>71884013
might cop bf1 tbqh
>>71884013
France should've been in from the start ffs
also why haven't they added Russia? even Austria-Hungary and Italy are in there, but not the member of the Entente on the Eastern Front? What a shit game
>>71884013
looks like a nice game
checking out the new mass effect and it seems a lot of people think it's gonna be bad
/v/ also thinks it's gonna be bad. something to do with some silly looking animations and something to do with sjws and cucks
hope it's not bad
*draws an ash cross on my head*
>>71884117
the animations look awful and the gameplay looks bland as fuck
doesn't look like it was worth a 5 year wait
Oui oui, monsieur, I am indeed French!
So what do you guys think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dl5FBr6WvQ&feature=youtu.be
Tell me lads: what is it with people and grabbing their crotch?
I get that sometimes you might have an itch or neet to readjust them. But my dad seems to do it way too often. He'll usually just do it through his jeans but even so. He even does it in public and it just seems really weird to me.
Why ? I don't understand at all .
>>71884117
/v/ thinks every big release will be bad
they're often correct but still
>>71884117
it looks fucking shite m8
>>71884153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05kkE2GWRNl
>>71884153
better than being a pardner haha
>>71884112
Russia is after the French. I hope it has the Tsar tank
>>71884149
i think the gameplay looks quite decent tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9WLMSAYVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrWgLMH8yRU
>>71884121
*blocks your path*
>>71883959
I wish you would die too.
>>71884121
>>71884211
fucking hell forgot the picture joke ruined brb suicide
LL
LL
>>71883759
holy fuck
impeachment by the end of the month, guaranteed now
>>71884013
You wouldn't want to face a German machine gun without your stick.
ah yes
it's a don't talk to anyone from when I clock out of work on friday until I clock in on sunday morning, spending the weekend in my flat playing video games alone episode
considered buying a fedora in 2006, glad i didn't
>>71884260
ah yes Politi"fact"
>>71884250
it was funny now that i've seen the picture x
>>71884013
That symbolism though
>>71884285
>sunday morning
why
>>71884200
because you're a plebe
ready for the weekend
>>71884200
ehh, idk
here's the first 13 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_wFVfDxJQ
>>71884182
oh that does look neat
i wish the BF1 had German missions, reading Junger's Storm of Steel it could've worked quite well
>>71884297
fuck, meant monday morning
>>71884296
???
>>71884292
why not? you could have been internet famous
>>71884305
runtish old prune
i'd be a genius if i didn't think with my penis
>>71884188
I bet the person who wrote this supports abortion.
hate david haye with a passion
ah yes, runtland
Need more of these
>>71884322
A WW2 game where you play as Germany would be good. Could have an alternate history storyline where you defeat the USSR.
>>71884295
thanks, it refers to a recent BBC article about whether it's 'ok' to openly be religious if you're white and christian
>>71884333
>>71884353
same
i enjoyed watching klitschGOAT humiliate him
>>71884393
Wouldn't that be wolfenstein the new order
>>71884400
https://twitter.com/CPGBML/status/838056752302141440
hmmm let's play pretend in front of some cameras then hold big ceremonies where we pretend we're the most important people on earth
Will they ever recover?
>>71884391
neurons in overdrive
thats actually sick
*knocks on the front door of this thread*
*FOY*
really makes you think
>>71884431
utter state
>>71884425
you play as blaskowicz who is a jewish pole working for the cia
>>71884479
*FOY'S*
>>71884434
was this 7/7
>>71884479
*stays quiet hoping you go away*
ed sheeran is an incredibly boring twat
>>71884510
>DPRK flag
set fire to the communists
>>71884436
really dont know how people can stand to watch the oscars
moreso than just being a huge circlejerk, it's fucking boring as shit
>>71884504
isle of wight does have really really nice beaches ngl
>>71884504
>no McDonalds
I HATE Rutlands now
>>71884504
absolute state of yorkshire
quite proud of kent though
swear that pizzagate shit is scary
hope its all nothing
irish """people""" and celts in general are truly fucking animals
no matter how much we breed them out their savage genes remain
how do we deal with the taigs lads?
>>71884514
BJ is jewish?
>>71884519
>he uses pleb-tier d/m/y
actually it was 7/7
>>71884504
About what
>>71884550
He's joking or being sarcastic right?
>>71884479
*tries to look through spyhole without you hearing me*
>>71884504
>retirement
>>71884504
stockport hat museum MENTIONED
>>71882349
Delevingne sounds like a french name
"De la vigne", orignally, maybe ?
*kicks down the front door and mows down everyone in the thread*
>>71884575
havent really looked into it but the idea of a pedo conspiracy in the highest levels of government would not be surprising to me at all
hell, our political class is nonce & nonce apologist central
all opposition parties are enemies of the state
what actually happens in the highlands
>>71884588
Fake news
>>71884653
>>71884504
>paisley
lol
shanks the yanks with a screwdriver
>>71884653
misery
>>71884642
yes this is true
but them leaving little bits of details here and there is too weird
>>71884636
Yeah she's got some French (willy) in her
>>71868259
>>71868259
>>71868259
new>>>>>>>>>
>>71884643
That's why only dictatorships only work. All opposition parties are actively trying to destroy you. It's undemocratic.
>>71884680
unironically the worst musical instrument in the world.
>>71884579
definitely implied
>>71884504
>essex
>coastline
dont believe this
shant be giving this yank a (you)
>>71884778
this is just as good >:)
rutland doesn't sound british . more german
america is still technically british clay
>>71884832
Runtland
We're waiting for you to make the next thread...
>>71884895
now that's british
got a horrible sense of foreboding lads
doing a Trump
>>71884904
*has a panic attack*
*does a new with no title*
Wigger from the mean streets of Surrey here. AMA about grime music
>>71884948
why?
>>71885001
sorry mate, you snooze you lose