/brit/

Business idea: >>71880307

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>he doesn't share a name with an Old English King
Screaming AND Laughing

All Christian churches in white-dominant countries need to be demolished within the next five years.

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Yanks.

degenerates

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he wants a girl from brum

what needs fixing is the system, not shop windows down in brixton

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>71880359
Stop posting pictures of my immediate family x

t. Cleetus

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the optometrist pushing down my eyelid was the first female contact I've had in over a year

Think my room is in the worst state it's ever been in

Empty beer cans, vodka bottles, pizza boxes, bits of shopping I haven't put away, clothes, dirty dishes, covering a solid 80% of the floor

absolutely rancid

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brum is actually an alright place

120,000 brits live in the UAE

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>>71880363
ah, I see you've posted a picture of my gf

>>71880418
If you look past the non-whites

can you get someone's name off their whatsapp number

after shooting blanks for the last couple of days, i finally spaffed all over my tummy at tonight's wank

wonder what brought that on

>>71880433
actually it's better when you stare at them

>>71880420
"Brits"

>>71880418
Even Bolton has a halfway decent town hall

>>71880446
I find that crossdressing and sticking large objects up my butt helps me cum buckets

>>71880446
You're a bender

3 wanks today hmmm

>>71880418
How does it compare to the Cittaslow movement ?

>>71880446
were you thinking of /brit/?

>>71880414
it's the only thing that slowly stops the ache

All Catholic churches in Ireland need to be demolished within the next five years.

Irish people kill kids and babies.

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>hated secondary school
>uni is even worse
>spent my childhood daydreaming about what i'd do when i got older

>>71880420
it's actually more like 250,000 brits in uae

Has anyone here actually tried adderal. is it true it makes you clean your house like fuck

>>71880470
post it

>went to the gym for the first time today
>full of people who do about 5 minutes on the exercise bike, get bored, then go do 3 reps on a machine then get bored

Why even bother going

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>dumbbell rows give you far more lower trap activation and let you go heavier than barbell rows because you aren't holding your back in isometric contraction and you can get a greater ROM

http://www.westmonster.com/

how come arron banks UK version of breitbart barely gets a mention lads

>>71880540
yeah and can do, yeah.

As a glaswegian, I got immediately triggered when I came up the steps of the train station in london to be confronted with a massive wall sized Union flag.

Am I beyond redemption?

It was like I walked into the middle of a nazi rally

You have to understand only bigots wave that thing round here.

want a gf and some fried rice

The EU needs to be demolished within the next 5 years

>>71880581
breitbart is shit

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*unfriends 4 people on my friends list*

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>>71880547
just generic neo-classical british town hall really, still looks nice

>get a job finally after being neet since 1843
>it's part time 2 hour a day work
>minimum wage
>only get told the pay is monthly after I start working
>had 1 week off already, and started on the week others got paid for their previous weeks time sheets
>mfw i check which time sheets they sent off last night, and only the previous ones but not this weeks
>i'll be getting paid for only 2 weeks after literally more than a month since the payment goes through a week later

Is this even worth it? Should I just go and sell drugs or something

>>71880602
any advice on how to get that effect need to get shit done. or is it just random and how long does it take to kick in

>>71880540
>take speed to study/be productive
>get sidetracked by things like music which are 1000x more interesting

Every single time. Don't fall for the meme

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do people honestly believe there'll be a united ireland anytime soon?

even if SF won this election in a landslide there'd still be powersharing and the petition of concern and unification requires approval from both sides of the community

>>71880574
sorry for knowing more about lifting than you you out of shape cunt

Why Britain and Spain are so good friends despite all those old wars?

>>71880532
i still daydream about having a good job in the future while I do clerical work for real professionals

>>71880648
spaniards hate brits

really depressed but i dont want to go on medication for it
hmmmmmmmmm

>>71880635
Amphetamine just makes doing activities like reading/writing/organising/tidying very satisfying - it comes on naturally.

takes like 20 minutes to kick in, same as any other pill you swallow

>>71880686
>medication
>for depression

go outside
do exercise
eat better

pills won't help you and will just make things worse

>>71880641
>do people honestly believe there'll be a united ireland anytime soon?
Yes, but those people are delusional.

It would be terrible for both Northern Ireland and the Republic.

>>71880641
Ah yes, for as long as the unionists want to gargle english diarrhoea we have to remain a vassal state.

>>71880680

¿?

We like Britain and British people, except British tourists.

>>71880686
therapy

>>71880634
you've worded it weirdly
so what you're saying is that you haven't been paid for work when you expected to be paid for it?
Have a talk with whoever sorts out payroll in the company and politely ask if they can add what they missed on to your next payslip

https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/work/rights-at-work/pay/problems-getting-paid/

>>71880704
t. has never suffered from real depression

is spooning as uncomfortable as i imagine it would be?

>>71880686
just cheer up then

>>71880704
i exercise every day, think it's the only thing stopping me from getting really bad desu

>>71880719
2bh I hate 95% of brits that go to Spain
scum of the earth

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What kind of stupidity does it take to be a classical liberal and be behind Trump's ethno-nationalist populism

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>>71880719
>tfw getting drunk in alicante

>>71880730
it's extremely comfortable until your arm under her goes numb

>>71880728
t. thinks depression is real

>>71880728
>real depression
good one haha

>>71880719
you NEED our tourists

>>71880532

the future looked a better, brighter place in hindsight. I thought I would be working in the city, many of my teachers said I could go on to great things. Instead I work in retail for shit wages.

is this true

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/does

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>>71880765

>>71880719
british tourists in spain is ike 50% of our population

>>71880754
"Scratch a liberal and find a closet aristocrat" - me, 2017

>>71880730
it's actually quite nice
I try to put my head underneath her pillow and then it's fine
I'm quite fidgety though so it might only last a few minutes for me

>>71880816
bad use

>>71880622
Normies are really fucking stupid sometimes

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>>71880728
>depression
>real

>>71880420
>brits
stop using this fucking word

it's a slur used by bitter foreigners

>>71880804
yes

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powerful x

>>71880754
he isn't a classical liberal, he just says it because he doesn't want to be lumped in with all the alt right mongoloids

>>71880804
duuuuuuuhzzz

>>71880622
why is this action connected with the picture

>>71880852
all illegal immigrants SHOULD be kicked out
t. grandson of legal immigrants

>6 (six)

seriously considering deleting my facebook

>>71880766
>>71880772
>>71880846
kys, cunts

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>>71880846
>t adhd cuck

>>71880301
Are the Northern Ireland election results bad for the union?

>>71880847
it's not though you autist

>>71880871
because it shows that they're complete idiots
they think that a facebook page with around 20,000 followers is going to giveaway cars

>>71880875
ah yes, lets break apart families for no good reason

>>71880890
triggered are we?
don't get too depressed about it!

save
our
nhs

save our nhs

>>71880903
they've broken the law
they should be punished accordingly

>>71880899
How many layers of glaucoma is he on?

>>71880725
I know I have, my bad. Couldnt be fucked t b h

According to them, they send off the payslip/timesheets whatever, then the payment goes through a week later, presumably so they have time to fuck about and have a couple wanks for a few days.
So it's like, yesterday they send the slips off, next week friday you get paid.
I started working on the week they send them off, so I in theory have to work a week longer before seeing pay.
But in order to not be late with the submission, which seems to be the last day of the week, they leave that weeks' timeslip until the next time around I guess.
This is only what I'm assuming because i have yet to be paid and only started working there.

Also we all had one week off already, so I'm basically getting only 2 weeks of pay this time around which is accurate assuming they send the sheet we all signed in on this week, next month.


tldr it's a fucking DUMB payment system

>>71880897
no one gets a car? isn't that false advertising?

>>71880910
hot damn that was Epic!

>>71880903
>no good reason

but there is a good reason, they committed a crime and are being punished for it

>>71880852
good

make america white again

>>71880896
the correct term is Britons, not brits

>>71880888
Do it, you turkey

>>71880766
>>71880772
>>71880846
t. has never suffered from real depression

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think we should do this lads

>>71880929
>>71880963
yes, just like people who pirate music and smoke weed

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what makes /brit/ so entertaining

>>71880941
yes

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Rate my cat, he don't like British tourists.

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>>71880903
Bad post x

>>71880978
real depression has never been tried

Istanbul is 1,000 times better than London

http://abc7.com/news/undocumented-dad-taken-by-ice-while-dropping-kids-off-at-school/1782230/

oh no big meanie trump is deporting a dad dropping off his kids!!

turns out if you read the article he has multiple prior convictions

>>71880420
>>71880535
it's 55,000 lol

>>71881000
>Rate my cat
7/10
>he don't like British tourists.
10/10!!!!

>>71880894
Up for discussion - Sinn Fein did better than ever before but obviously they still don't have a majority. There's some speculation to suggest that NI will do a chookee are la or not, personally idk

>>71880997
Brits

need a bird who will let me spunk up her fanny hole

>>71880982
I hate weed smokers but that's a victimless crime

illegal immigrants actively drag down society

>>71880972
brits is a contraction

the actual butthurt foreigner term for brits is 'britisher'

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Britisher

>>71880999
how do you know no one gets a car

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Rorkes BTFO

>>71880982
>breaking a federal law that causes economic turmoil


>smoking a plant

>>71880997

it does have a different feel to most of 4chan. Can be comfy at times if sheeds\rorkes don't go overboard with the shitposting

>>71881057
>illegal immigrants actively drag down society

ah yes, people trying to work hard and make a better life for their families, really dragging society down.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expatriates_in_the_United_Arab_Emirates#British

>presence in the country dates back to the 19th century, when the region was a protectorate. In 2012, there were an estimated 240,000 Britons living in the country, representing the largest western community in the United Arab Emirates[73] and are made up primarily of English and Scottish expatriates. Prior to 2008, there were 120,000 expatriates holding British passports in the UAE. However, after the 2008 UK recession another 120,000 British nationals emigrated to the UAE to find work. This doubled their numbers to 240,000 within a period of just four years. Most Britons took their entire families with them. Main localities where British citizens are based include Dubai, Abu Dhabi and Sharjah. A number of Britons working in the UAE are high-salary white-collar job professionals. Probationary work permits are valid for up to three months for Britons. In the 2010 UK general elections, following a drop in sterling, UAE-based British expats were seen taking advantage by sending increased funds back home to the UK, with the number of dirham trades flowing back to the UK rising by over 40 percent in two days.[74]

now post your source, if it's more reliable then fair enough

Sorry I don't like Britishers.

>>71880933
ah ok it's like where I used to work, but we got paid within a week
if you're really struggling for money, you could ask whoever sorts out payroll for an advance on your wages. My old workplace did that for me so I could get a bus ticket and they were more than happy to.

>>71881000
would get him drunk in alicante then steal his organs to give to my superior dog out of 10

BAN NON-WHITES FROM THE INTERNET

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>>71880894
no, DUP is still a majority and nothing will change, same as always

>>71881038
>There's some speculation to suggest that NI will do a chookee are la or not, personally idk

not going to happen

>>71881069
illegal immigrants do not cause economic turmoil, there's no evidence for this. You know what would cause economic turmoil? Dragging 11 million out of their homes and deporting them.

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>>71881058
I've heard Britisher before, but mainly from late 19th century/early 20th century sources from the English speaking countries of the (former) empire

>>71881062
because they would show Sophie from Chester with her new C35 AMG

>>71881065
>male brain
>male heart

very problematic post by that bigot

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>>71881110
>dragging spics out of their state payed for home
>economic turmoil


hello 'sheed

>>71881078
basically true of the whole 4chan anglosphere. anywhere where yanks dominate is usually full of unfunny gimmicks and shitflinging

>>71881131
ah yes the state is paying for all illegals homes

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>>71881110
>You know what would cause economic turmoil? Dragging 11 million out of their homes and deporting them

fuck /brit/ is way too fast at this time I can't read all these posts while doing my other important loser activities

>>71881109
DUP aren't a majority are they? They just have one more seat than SF
>not going to happen
That'd be nice I suppose, lot of NI shit-talking here

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>>71881083

>>71881083
meant to be for >>71881021

>>71881109
>nothing will change, same as always
United Ireland will happen within 10 years -- there's no doubt about that.

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>tfw too smart to be happy

>>71881081
because they're illegal, they have to be paid under the table
also, any wages they earn in the US will be FAR higher than wages earned in Central and South America, even if they're below minimum wage
it only makes sense for businesses to pay less money for the same work done, so they'll only seek out illegals to employ

>>71881081
Most don't work hard

Even if they did, who cares? I don't want a mixed, shapeless society.

I'd rather have a poor, white Britain than a cosmopolitan, heterogeneous mess.

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>>71881168
Under an ulster republic

>>71881156
>140 to 200 million
>even not counting brits in britain
jesus

>>71881081
>don't integrate
>cause crime
>send money home rather than putting it back into our economy
>often dodge tax by getting tax in hand
>bring with them their shitty third world religions and morals
>breed like rabbits
>create shitholes

I could go on, but there's nothing good about them. They should fuck off home and if it rips apart families that's tough luck, they're breaking the law and should have known there would be consequences.

>>71881187
i'm not sure if you're defending illegal aliens or not with this post

>>71880837
paki

business idea: heterodox economics

>as soon as my family realises I wont literally kill myself they immediately stop talking to me again
fucking christ lads. State of my life.

>>71881224
I'm not defending them
I'm saying that they bring down wages

>>71881148
Just that and their healthcare, language lessons and food bills

>>71881110
Hey remember that day without immigrants? That national protest were illegals withdrew from their illegalworking and withdrew their kids from school to prove how important illegals are to America?

Remember how half were fired and immediately replaced, and how teachers were suspended for admitting publically that educed classroom sizes made teaching quality better?

Illegal immigrants are delusional. They are are worked because it's cheap and convenient, but the world won't crumble without them.

>>71881156
just went on the british expats wikipedia page which lists 55,000

click the link in the box next to it and it takes you to the page claiming 250,000

>>71881235
so you're an attention seeking cunt?

>>71881168
got some proof to back up that statement jamal o'mallone hernandez?

>>71881155
no but they have the most seats and for the first time unionists have been a minority in stormont

but reunification requires approval from both unionists and republicans and that will NEVER EVER happen

>>71881235
Would you spend more time than necessary with a freak who's constantly threatening / attempting suicide?

You are an exhausting, miserable obligation.

>>71881187
>because they're illegal, they have to be paid under the table

give them amnesty then

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>just went on the british expats wikipedia page which lists 55,000

>>71880963
>>71880982
>>71881069
>>71881110
>>71881153
>>71881131
>>71881057
>>71881081
>>71881222

ITT britbongs thinking they understand the American political situation.

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so deep

james blunt is just taking the piss now

She played the fiddle in an Irish band but she fell in love with an Englishman

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racists btfo x

>>71881222
Tbf Mexicans outside of Cali cities and immediate border towns integrate well

Can't speak for m*zzies

>>71881081
>illegal immigrants
>work

>>71881094
I should have only just enough for the bus, and I live with parents so it's not the end of the world, but fuck getting optimistic at all.
If I put money on my phone too, I probably won't have anything left.


Though if I calculated all this right, I should have more than twice as much by next month.
Hopefully :^))))))

>>71881242
we're talking about brits not british nationals

>>71881265
why give them amnesty instead of allowing in one of the many legal applicants that are on waiting lists?

doesn't seem fair to get rewarded for pushing ahead

>>71881221
it's muh heritage

>>71881275
>>71881285
I didn't know we were talking about America, I meant they're shit in general

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>>71881275
most brits now more than you about your political situation yank

>>71881304
Let them both in then

>>71881304
>doesn't seem fair to get rewarded for pushing ahead

This concept is too British for American sensibilities

>>71881260
i've never even mentioned suicide to them, and i would never say something like that to them. I literally just said I'm not happy at university when they asked me how I was and they freaked out and assumed i was going to off myself. When i said they dont need to worry about anything like that they stopped talking to me.

>>71881278
i dont get it
do illegal immigrants take all the jobs or all the welfare

>>71881156
>>71881221
"British"

yeah nah, a good chunk of that aren't ethnically British

>>71881265
that spits in the face of people who have worked tirelessly for years to try and get into America, including myself

>>71881302
so where's the actual citation for 55,000 then? because the citation in wikipedia leads you to another wikipedia page which lists 250,000

>>71881275
>muh america exceptionalism
>we're soo different to all other people

buzz off

>>71881325
Both. They're thieves AND liars

>>71881325
both

>>71881278
>illegals
>contributing or producing anything

made me think

>>71881339
You trying to get a Visa or go there to live?

Got my Visa pretty easily, I assume you trying to go to Uni or work there

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>>71881278
ANTIFA BTFO

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>>71881362

amazing how many political experts browse /brit/ at any given moment

>>71881345
go ask them why they wrote it like that. idc

>>71881382
fuck off you anti intellectual cunt
>heh... why would i have opinions on anything... don't want to disagree with someone
little pussy

got my hair in an alice band aha x

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>tfw going to be rich

>>71881372
it was years ago, my dad was trying to get a job there and we were to go along with him

Why don't Africans just boil their dirty water?

>>71881339
advocate for open borders then

Do these Instagram slags posing with BooTea honestly think I'm going to but that shit?

>>71881395
http://www.thenational.ae/thenationalconversation/news-comment/the-other-special-relationship-the-uae-and-the-uk

here's the citation from your wikipedia page, it lists 240,000 so dunno why they put 55,000

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>implying the average american knows what politics is

>>71881429
They haven't discovered fire yet

>>71881429
are you retarded?

>>71881461
no

>>71881429
Good post

>>71881372
>Got my Visa pretty easily

how?

how do you get a job out there? employers have to sponsor you don't they?

>>71881445
>2. UK-born people who identify of British ancestry only.
i don't know their source. why dont you try changing it and asking them to provide one .

>>71881258
>got some proof to back up that statement jamal o'mallone hernandez?
http://debatewise.org/debates/346-united-ireland-yes-or-no/

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120620025421AAFrNUN

>>71881441
what is bootea

we wouldn't need immigrants if we didn't have pensions

old people are dumb

>>71881491
why don't you seeing as you care so much

>>71881461
but they did it in an episode of bear grylls

>>71881490
Yes, I'm on a tourist visa though, dont want to live there right now.

You need to get a tourist visa and ESTA which is easy as fuck unless you're a rasheed. Find a job there while you are on the tourist visa then get them to sponsor you when you apply for a H1B etc

>>71881278
ahhh, yes, we need illegal foreigners in our country to pick our veggies for us

>>71881402
this is the pinnacle of posting

it wont get better than this

>>71881536
ok

>>71881447
lol at how hispanics want to be white

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munching on a fat ripe nectarine just now me lids xx

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r8 my maccies haul lads

>>71881555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQAdkYmPycM

this has been doing the rounds lately and is similar

>>71881502
are you fucking serious?

yahoo answers and an online poll

no one gets to decide about whether northern ireland joins the republic other than the people of northern ireland

not plastic paddy cunts like you

business idea: re-establish penal colonies on the falklands\cook islands. send all criminals, regardless of nationality there.

>>71881622
So you would rather actively deny the majority opinion?

>>71881623
just send them to ireland instead

>>71881609
Sad!

>>71881609
No wonder Trump is such a fat shit

>>71881609
>be billionaire
>be president
>eat poopy food

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>>71881646
majority of people who don't live in northern ireland? none of their fucking business

are you broken or something mate?

>>71881609
absolute state of this runt

didn't he tweet something about fat people drinking diet coke?

>>71880350
is king jacob someone? not that my name's jacob or anything, just asking for a mate haha x

urgh.. can't concentrate on my essay

>>71881609
this combined with the well-done steak makes me think that trump's a pleb

on my first beer haha

hahahahaha

>>71881609
is trump the guy that posts "for me it is the chicken sandwich"?

/brit/ is a post-national thread

>>71881707
It's Alfred, hunnybunch xx

>>71881707

>yakub

shieeettt

>>71881694
The majority of Northern Ireland want to join the Republic now as emphasised by the nationalist landslide victory

>>71881700
>mfw a br*t doesn't understand bants NEAR ME

>>71881718
Trump is an extreme pleb when it comes to all things /ck/. I don't know why /pol/ bothers defending it.

who /A8 national/ here

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fact: you CANNOT be white if you have a big dick

i am part of the small dick master race

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>>71881700

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>>71881759
voting for nationalist parties =/= wanting a unified ireland

the reason the election was called in the first place is because of the shambles that is the DUP, not because of changing opinions on reunification

>>71880350
King Willy here :)

>>71881757
who?

>>71881807
>2015

lol

tandoori chicken in the oven

sometimes a samurai’s just gotta take some hot rails off the blood groove in my katanas… why? cuz they’re starving for bloodshed damnit! it’s not their fault we exist in such a lackluster and boring era of time where true adventure and combat has been destroyed by a society that relies on guns because they lack skill and fear pain. what’s a warrior supposed to do, just let them starve? hell no! only power in its crystallized form is an honorable substitute for this elite class of weaponry haha

>>71881821
got any more recent polls to back up your claim mate?

>>71881797
I'm proud to say I've at least achieved this guy's aesthetic

>>71881798
meme magic wasn't magic but modern technology

>>71881833
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-northern-ireland-2017-39159423

>>71881747
sheedberg

>>71881843
and experts being out of touch

been listening to a lot of joe rogan lately, might start doing yoga

you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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>>71881881
>he doesn't know about the organisation

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>>71881845
ah yes

unified ireland here we come!

>>71881933
>ignoring the SDLP seats

lol

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What books you lot reading then?

>cambridge analytica

hmm, yes, very interesting

Like a third of Catholics don't want a unified Ireland. It won't happen in the next 15 years.

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>>71881962

>>71881962
/int/

@62, I saved your picture but you're really going to have to stop this soon

>>71881962
just marathoned the communist manifesto

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>been listening to a lot of joe rogan lately, might start doing yoga

>>71881933
Unionists are no longer a majority in the Assembly for the first time ever. DUP have also lost their Petition of Concern.

All because one twat was too arrogant to let someone else take over.

>>71881982
It will 100% happen before 2020
screencap this post

>>71881933
UUP says hi taigy mcnotwhite

>>71881962
As I Lay Dying

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>>71882019
will unironically probably still be here in 2020 so I will keep your screenshot safe

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>Y*nks in my thread

>>71881945
>ignoring the uup + tuv

are there swing voters in NI? are there people that vote for SF one election and DUP the next?

>>71881945
>>71882003
and a reunification bill would need approval from both sides of the community which will never ever happen as long as DUP hold as many seats as they do

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so any of you lot got the original of this?

ta

>>71882019
Mate you're delusional just stop

>>71882073
Shrek 5 (2019)

>>71882024
SF + SDLP = 39
DUP + UUP = 38


>>71882062
I wasn't claiming reunification is on the horizon, just pointing out how massively DUP fucked up.

>>71882061
maybe atheists or something

>>71882061
No. There are people who will switch from DUP to UUP or alliance and also people who switch from Sinn fein to SDLP to alliance though

>>71882061
there are swing voters but not between the dup and sf

there's definitely a decent amount of swing voters between sdlp/sf and between dup and uup

>>71882061
only if they really don't want gay marriage and abortion i suppose

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>>71882059
>DUP+UUP = 38
>SF+SDLP=39

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32 county republic here we come!

Just coined a new term 'actissist', which is a person who becomes an activist for narcissistic reasons

"United Ireland"

nice ring to it hah.

>>71882061
I personally know a few unionists that voted for SF because the DUP fucked up so bad. I also know some nationalists that can't bring themselves to vote for gay marriage, trannies, pakis and abortion.

The real "swing voters" will be the majority Catholic youth that's being raised at the moment.

>>71881824

What temperature do you cook it at, and how long?

I go for 250 in a fan oven for about 40 minutes to get the char.

>>71882153
good word for the poltards

>>71882153
good post, will be stealing this term

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>>71882073
it seems to be furniture lad

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>>71882138
>>71882119
>nationalists only managed a 1 (one) seat advantage when the other option was a party that lost £450000000 tax payers' money

pathetic

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>the kills the corbcuck

What does the BBC keep making hit pieces about anime?

>>71882185
Why are you moving goalposts and backpedaling so hard? You're supposed to be acting smug, but you just come off as panicked.

Your post also speaks volumes about the state of unionist voters, rather than the state of nationalist ones, given that the unionists are the ones retarded enough to vote for a party that cost them half a billion quid. That's outright braindead.

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>>71882230

Londonderry

The only reason the republic wants NI back is because they want our shithole to sway their shithole further right.

Matt Berry

listening to irish folk music
reckon its quite good

>>71882185
What? Nationalists have a 1 seat disadvantage. There are 40 unionists and 39 nationalists

Make a new thread somebody

>>71882272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW9t_V9okRk

>>71882275
good thing im a bit of a prick then haha

>>71882302
*makes a thread with an abhorrent edition*

how long does ritalin take to kick in

New

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>>71882275
A girl told me to put my hand on her thigh one and I couldn't shake the feeling that this is what it looked like to her.

>>71882138
you forgot TUV you mong

>>71882345
not long, 15 mins maybe, depends if you've eaten