/mena/- WE WUZ TOM N JERRY NIKKKA edition

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>>71873110

>dumb memri poster

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>>71873702

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دعاء يوم السبت

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

1 ـ بِسْمِ الِلّهِ كَلِمَةِ الْمُعْتَصِمِينَ، وَمَقالَةِ الْمُتَحَرِّزِينَ، وَأَعُوذُ بِالِلّه تَعالى مِنْ جَوْرِ الْجآئِرِينَ، وَكَيْدِ الْحاسِدِينَ، وَبَغْيِ الظَّالِمِينَ، وَأَحْمَدُهُ فَوْقَ حَمْدِ الْحامِدِينَ.

2 ـ أَللَّهُمَّ أَنْتَ الْواحِدُ بِلا شَرِيك، وَالْمَلِكُ بِلا تَمْلِيك، لا تُضَادُّ فِي حُكْمِكَ، وَلا تُنازَعُ فِي مُلْكِكَ.

3 ـ أَسْأَلُكَ أَنْ تُصَلِّىَ عَلَى مُحَمَّد وَآلِهِ، عَبْدِكَ وَرَسُولِكَ، وَأَنْ تُوزِعَنِي مِنْ شُكْرِ نُعْماكَ ما تَبْلُغُ بِي غايَةَ رِضاكَ، وَأَنْ تُعِينَنِي عَلى طاعَتِكَ، وَلُزُومِ عِبادَتِكَ، وَاسْتِحْقاقِ مَثُوبَتِكَ بِلُطْفِ عِنايَتِكَ، وَتَرْحَمَنِي، وَتَصُدَّنِي [صُدَّني خ ل] عَنْ مَعَاصِيكَ مَا أَحْيَيْتَنِي، وَتُوَفِّقَنِي لِما يَنْفَعُنِي ما أَبْقَيْتَنِي، وَأَنْ تَشْرَحَ بِكِتابِكَ صَدْرِي، وَتَحُطَّ بِتِلاوَتِهِ وِزْرِي، وَتَمْنَحَنِي السَّلامَةَ فِي دِينِي وَنَفْسِي، وَلا تُوحِشَ بِي أَهْلَ أُنْسِي، وَتُتِمَّ إحْسَانَكَ فِيما بَقِيَ مِنْ عُمُرِي كَما أَحْسَنْتَ فِيما مَضَى مِنْهُ يا أَرْحَمَ الرَّاحِمِينَ.

الحمد للاه على نعمة الإسلام

>>71874169
>الهلالي
دروبد

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>>71874169
post the full version where she explodes at the end

>>71875500

Radical secularism works

غسان وين؟

>>71876002
لقد إختار طريق الجهاد

Please come to Sweden and help your brothers and Sisters to overthrow the cucks here so we can unite the west under Islam!

Cucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iw-P4xg0k

>>71876380
Post boipucci you crypto-Greek

i h8 sandniggers with a pashaaaaannn @___@

GUUUUUYZZZZXX!

>>71876095
دائما عرفت بداخلي ان هذا شاب مجاهد حقيقي و بطل!

>>71877051
>>71876795
what's up mona

I just found Periwinkles long lost twin Brownies !!!!!!!○~○》》
Me and periwinkle would literally do anything to anyone who saves brownies @_@!!!@

>>71876002
Fsewtek

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toys-R-Us-9-Inch-Hedgehog-Soft-Plush-Toy-/361811998728?hash=item543dacf808:g:cn8AAOSwcUBYG4JR

>>71876795
SAVE BROWNIES

>>71877328SAVE BROWNIES!!!!!!!

>>71877261
>two perinwinkles
there's probably a lot more out there you do realize

>>71877549
B-but Periwinkle would never clone himself behind my back o﹏o));;;;;
He's under my observation 24/7 o_O

>>71877856

SAVE BROWNIES!

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hi wonderful people

>>71877951
SAVE BROWNIESSSS TIME WASTING TUNIGGER

a7777777777777777 ya albi

>>71862012
you all belong here
>>71877998
what 10 dollar my ass

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SAVE BROWNIES

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>>71878079
:(

Synthwave is the future

>>71878199
True

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDBbaGCCIhk&list=RDQMc4l8l2aQrNo&index=2

>>71878199
>>71878239
ಠ_ಠノ

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prime minister officiel site hacked here we go

post old timey music from your cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6LJhVvNOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzoTn-g6QEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wBvuZVE7FI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSSy6Xl2VGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIhm8Gq4miQ

>>71877743
>there's an identical plushie being stabbed and set on fire by some angsty kid as we speak

>>71878199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

>this came up as related

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why do /mena/ men so effeminate?
they use so much perfume and literally wear make up

>>71878619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3193TXyiYaY&list=PLjTaLTiVlPJa1muJHNleE5fxNKxV6KRk1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVsndhV_Qw&index=3&list=PLjTaLTiVlPJa1muJHNleE5fxNKxV6KRk1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auob-SCuJq0

and the song you've been waiting for the absolute masterpiece the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=764jhwQllbI

>>71873110
Why is that woman not veiled?

>>71879073
because it's Egypt and you don't need to


>>71879016
thanks senpai, listening rn

>that masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZGjNIOmVxc

repping Egypt

>>71879165
watch this for some laugher desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mljvuumaceA
and here another song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_RPyb3uWE

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/MENA/ GET OUT

>>71879242
cumskins out

>>71879211
Thnx

Please post some of the funniest YouTube vids /mena/ has watched.
I'm feeling down in the dumps today desu

>>71879211
ayyyy nice

will post some more in a bit as well

>>71879356
here is some funny poonisian videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1nG-79grqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeZoBstvWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9HSfDRWaWQ

>>71879619
tunisian cinema kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7wP73oXWzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp-dvxK5DWg mn 48 kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwdg3jr_eqE

hhhhhh sexyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekn4Vxsdxwg
but the one who made the video is autist

take your egyptian trap back you niggers

Three 6 mafia in the house, yee

Break da law '95

in the summah

>>71878604
Exgellend :DDD
t.hacker

Breeeeeeak da laaaw nikkaaaaah

*mad synths*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57NHLVcsy-Y

>>71880388
So egyptians are practically the Finns of mena

>>71880444
we're all insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1JtjZgw_cM

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>>71880504

>KEK

makes me proud to be jordanian

>tfw found tn/algg's jewtube channel

Feels anounimus man

>>71880670
it's hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWBp3_jya4Q

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>>71880807

HAHGASGDASHAHAHAAHA

based anon, pls moar

>>71880853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig7_HBTLPM4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6nTzAHg-rM

I love mideastern TV

>>71880853
here's a compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-WXwCvevqA

>>71881059
>>71881009

>tfw speak arabic
>still read the subtitles because they're hilarious

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>>71881059

>that one video where the host himself starts throwing punches

this is fucking gold

>>71878619
Your taste in al andaleeb al asmar's music is p bad m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jplTVj49fpY

finnish duckgrind

I'm sick of you Maghrebis telling us Dutch Berbers what a real Berber is. I've been to Kabylie and the Rif and you're nowhere near as Berber as us in Amsterdam and Marseille. In your cities I've seen you speaking Arabic and listening to Arab music without a single Berber flag in sight. I think the Maghreb is too close to Arabia, so come to the Netherlands to be reminded what being Berber is all about. It seems you've forgotten true Berber pride.

>>71884499
don't you have a garbage truck to be crushed in hashnigger

>>71879242
No :DD

>>71880066
Why does your good taste in music have to be ruined by your shitposting

>>71882423
>implying you can go wrong with him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCQn4aVsIgU

>>71881500
>wh*tey will never have this

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>>71880504
>>71880807
>>71881059
I want off this ride

Apparently Muhammad himself defeated 400K DENGRI :~~~D turks with 10K men

wat

>>71884645
Gangster Horrorcore is just a guilty pleasure

Synthwave is where it's @ my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFi338RFfNw

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>>71884780
if only that were possible

>>71884937
>Gangster Horrorcore
It's Memphis Rap and not really a lot i like except for Triple 6 mafia and this one track by Lil' Ugly Mane (Uneven Compromise it's extremely fucking edgy you should listen to it)
Also some of my favorite Synthwave
It's more of a mix of Synthwave and Retrowave but i think the two genres are very similar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU8AqLaa2_I&ab_channel=DMZ

https://streetcleaner.bandcamp.com/track/vultures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqe7jPX6DQY&ab_channel=LuigiDonatello

https://themidnight.bandcamp.com/track/vampires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoaXSNInCC0&ab_channel=NewRetroWave

>>71876380>>71876572>>71876795>>71877051>>71877146>>71877199>>71877261>>71877328>>71877459>>71877489>>71877521>>71877549>>71877743>>71877867>>71877951>>71877998>>71878069>>71878079>>71878092>>71878148>>71878199>>71878239>>71878269>>71878604>>71878619>>71878899>>71878960>>71879016>>71879073>>71879165>>71879211>>71879242>>71879344>>71879356>>71879446>>71879619>>71879755>>71879804>>71879946>>71879980>>71880038>>71880066>>71880388>>71880444>>71880504>>71880670>>71880682>>71880807>>71880853>>71881192>>71881500>>71882423>>71884406>>71884499>>71884621>>71884645>>71884669>>71884780>>71884794>>71884937>>71885041>>71885245

why you come here ?

>>71885289
Nègre

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>tfw dad wants me to get nikah with p*ki girl from his work

K I L L W H * T E Y
>>71884794
>400k
No the real number is 637372839737272728493827384993 :DDDD

>>71885289
Bougnoule

>>71885484
is she hot

>get married
how old are you man

>>71885289
why not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0w4_zT6Ros


h i g h q u a l i t y f r e n c h s h i t p o s t i n g

>>71886012
she's average, I guess (just turned 19)

i'm 20 and in the middle of my studies, so I don't know what his reasoning is. He's friends with her father, as well

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how to say dick in your dialect in non vulgar way
here people say
bachéla ziziya zizie nouna

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l o l

>>71886582
Succ zebi

>>71886590
tfw no Pali gf

>>71886489
yeah, you should start getting used to that

mideasteners marry p young, which is why we have half the problems we have

it is a bit early though, even by those standards; for dudes it's after you graduate and have a job

>>71887236
>which is why we have half the problems we have
Eeeeehhhhhh

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>>71887072
fuck you

A week has passed since my 20th birthday I don't feel 20, where's that fresh happy birthday I craved

>Mother is too much of a religious to say it
>father forgot he even had a second son
>brother got his own life and we hate each other so Fuck him
>sister is self centered but would actually say something back if I told her but dong feel like it
>have no friends irl
>have no gf irl
There's no redeeming factor in my life it's beneficial for me to end it

I-I'll do it wallahi

>>71887333
<3

>>71887541
>Still wallowing in self-pity and inaction

>malaysia
gay muslim chink

why

>>71887541
>have no gf
Request arranged marriage, done.

>>71887606
It isn't self pity you isisfag
>>71887615
WTF lurk more Pablo

>>71887860
Do I look like a marriage material
Muh arranged wife would snitch on me , I'd rather have an ex-mud gf

>>71887275

it's an exaggeration, but still:

>divorce
>religion beaten into children because your parents marriage is dysfunctional and they're worried about your "morality"
>overpopulation
>sexual frustration if you can't afford to get married
>a passionless pit of hell if you do

>>71887541
happy birthday man

>it only gets worse

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:^)

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tfw no Saudi gf

>>71887870
>It isn't self pity
Yes it is why else would you post
>There's no redeeming factor in my life it's beneficial for me to end it
Besides you're not denying the inaction part

>>71888178
>>divorce
What ? We have the lowest divorce rates in the world
>>religion beaten into children because your parents marriage is dysfunctional and they're worried about your "morality"
I could see how that could contribute to that mindset but i hardly think it's the main reason behind it
>>overpopulation
Where ?
>>sexual frustration if you can't afford to get married
Seperate issue
>>a passionless pit of hell if you do
Anything built on passion isn't built to last, the foundation of important relationships shouldn't be emotional whims

>>71888759
>Les îles vièrges marocaines
Quality shitposting

>>71888759
>Les iles vierges marocaines
Tippity top lel

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tfw no Saudi gf

>>71876572
I'm Phoenician

>>71889410
>we have the lowest divorce rates in the world
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/01/24/egypts-president-alarmed-by-40-per-cent-divorce-rate-suggests-delegalizing-verbal-divorce.html

>where
Egypt

all of these problems are Egypt specific, dik how far they apply elsewhere

>the foundation of emotional relationships shouldn't be whims
agreed, but how can you establish compatibility adequately without living together before signing yourself to another person

>>71891166
>https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/01/24/egypts-president-alarmed-by-40-per-cent-divorce-rate-suggests-delegalizing-verbal-divorce.html
Oh wow i didn't know about that
And Tunisia's supposed to have the highest divorce rate in the Arab world iirc so shit must be crazy

>Egypt
That's a problem with the number of kids you have not early marriage itself i don't think there's a correlation there

>but how can you establish compatibility adequately without living together before signing yourself to another person
Yes that's one of the problems with it i think, though that's from an Islamic lense
If there's a dating period before it's fine i suppose

>>71891785
It's approximately the same as Egypt afaik, probably a little higher

>problem with the number of kids you have not early marriage

meh, I don't think so, because it's cultural to pop em out as soon as you get hitched; the procedure to win at life in Egypt, if you're a guy, is:

>graduate from either Engineering or Medicine
(if you don't, you're already a failure in your parents' eyes)
>start working asap
>after getting a job, start looking for a wife
>meet someone half attractive to your standards
(or not)
>go to the family
>have a bunch of terms and conditions laid on you, including an apartment in xyz district with xyz bedrooms, etc.
(unless you're poor)
>buy an apartment
>get hitched

notice that now you have a wife and a home; the next part becomes popping babbies out. Because you get married so early and have no sexual experience or education, you pop out a lot of babbies
>babbies are a source of pride
>big family=success

so you get married early to maximise your chances at that, which is why they go hand in hand.

>if there's a dating period
yeah, but that doesn't really do it. You'll behave differently on a date than you would otherwise, and that otherwise is what you need to know before you make a decision imo

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tunisian revolution when?

>>71873110
Why do kebabs have to infest Europe?

>>71894840
>infest
you mean
>invest (in)

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>>71895321
No, I mean infest. I'm just saying, Muslims already destroyed the Middle-East, isn't that enough for them? Why must they infest and destroy Europe, the cradle of modern civilization?

>>71895523
Payback :^)

Also, to avoid their shitty civilizations. They just don't realize that by doing so they ruin the destination too.

>>71874169
Who would have guessed that a book could turn a woman into a trash bag.

>>71895523
desu there's no easy answer

>usually poorer
>go through an identity crisis
>easily influenced as a consequence of ^
>disillusionment with western policies in the middle east
>constant suspicion
>peer pressure
>unstable environments to grow up in
>wacky shit going on back home
>sensationalism

of course you have elements of wacky in everything and everyone, but the question is whether or not there's a catalyzing agent that speeds up the process and increases skews its effects, and whether or not there's a trigger that makes things that otherwise wouldn't happen happen.

>this is fedora central btw

>>71895523
>Why must they infest and destroy Europe, the cradle of modern civilization?
*destroys you*

>>71888759
>les illes vierges marocaines

Pffffffffffffffffff lmao

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>>71894840
>>71895523
Finland explain this pls

>>71876380

>A fucking tree

>>71899208
Beats merely a leaf.

How do you say "I would fuck" in Arabic? I assume you would use the verb "نكح", but Arabic has no separate conditional case. How would you say it? As in "I would fuck him/her"?

>>71899379
inheb innikha
إنحب أنيكها

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>>71894489

>Dora
>Reminded of that little adorable 5 year old who was obsessed with Dora the explorer
>thought about buying her a dora doll I found at a thrift shop
>think about these three kids who have probably never had much of anything
>Girl on left has probably never seen Dora
>they're all doomed to live terrible lives
>I won't be able to save them

>>71899449
this is 'thala' or gasserine there is no electricity no tv no water nothing of courst she wouldn't know dorra she don't even know the name of the country she lives in

Triple nuking of taza, skikda and kasserine when

>>71896361
Good post

>>71899379
depends on your dialect

>this kills ghassan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh5_-zvmorc

>>71899995
گلدامان نشناقن الاسم على مسمى نلمازيرت نزيت لعود لخرا البقر

>mfw i am the only normal person because i had a great early normal American childhood and not an autistic devilish ayyrabic childhood
feels good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XrL_F6tnT4

@71900106

:^)

+71900295
:&)

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>>71900156
what are you doing in 4chan so

>>71900156
>normal
>american childhood

fuck you and your
>higher sense of self esteem
>lower tolerance for pain
>childhood free of parents smacking your ass
>lack of a sense of impeding doom on the bus home after you fuck up an exam
>lack of having expectations beaten into you early on

>71900344
I am in the bathroom
Cowering, quivering, shaking
Within my stomach begins an eruption
I am surviving
The bluish liquid spills forth from my mouth the toxic cleanser
Tastes so fine perhaps I'll have to make another
Windshield, washer, cocktail
Retracing the events which lead me here
To this psych ward I'm not convinced
But everyone is so confident
That I'm right where I belong

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tamaloussit is the best tunisian village proove me wrong

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i miss home

>>71900418
touristic travel around the favelas of autism here are cool autistic faveledos fucking a tranny >>71900420
>>71900427
>>71900344

>>71900541
That's when I picked up the knife
I shushed her quiet then stabbed her quickly 19 times
I kept my five-year-old son
My precious for last
The blade was slippery his sister's blood was everywhere
I made quite the mess you see
That's when it hit me
The realization of what I've done
Searching frantically I couldn't locate the apparatus
To plant it straight into my heart, I began to panic
Then shaking, sobbing, I discovered my liquid hold
Rest eternal alongside my own
The father, daughter and the son
Never apart eternity all together
With none to oppose
I wish I were fucking dead
I should be fucking dead
I'm the monster
I'm the beast
I'm the one who killed his own
But yet somehow I am still free

<<71900427
لك أنف يا ابن حرب انفت منه الانوف
أنت في القدس تصلي وهو في البيت يطوف

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bougnoule

حمضتها :)

=71900896
Capricornus Rex in tenebris
I long to feel the dark caress
Of your cloven hooves;
I seek the loving warmth of your anus
As I place my worshipful
Lips about your teats.

do you like amsisi
how are your skills at the game?
do you have a regional team?

>>71901384
wtf is amisisi

>>71901433
like criket + football

>>71901433
btw you know 5arbga?

>>10186150
>>10186150
>>10186150

>>71899509

>I'll never save them

>>71901502
yes its an extinct sport at least here . i remember my 5th grade teacher told me about it and even showed me her rocks
>>71901461
some burbur shit i guess

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>>71901592
yes i used to play it with grown up
he is i found of pic of amisis

>>71901707
>we wuz nhl and shit
>we wuz Wayne Gretzky and shit

>>71901707
more stuff for ghassan to meme

>>71901777
here is it in a tunisian video
4:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_6ujTXOdJY

>>71901851
>بعروبتي متشبع
:3

>>71902229
that only apply for traitor
wal3iythou billeh

>>71902312
ت. وبش
https://youtu.be/r4GcWY8tVbU

>>71902554
RIP R*FFIANS

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

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lel