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like and subscribe edition
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nope, get the fuck back in here until the bump limit you cretins
>>71865257
>>71865257
>>71865257
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I like Spaniards
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Who /republican/ here?
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Opinions on Will Sasso?
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<--- Cool dog.
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@71868111
FOY
@71868117
FOS
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>another early edition
herbalize it
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Elsa
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>heil odin
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>>71868134
alri cucklad
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>>71868118
English republicanism is common sense
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reckon I could actually burst by giblets with a firm squeeze in my hand, that's how soft, squidgey and fragile they feel
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>>71868130
pronounced: eerbalize
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>>71868083
>be me
>never heard about tobuscus before
>girlfriend tells me about safety torch
>like it
>look for his other song shit
>find them funny
>start watching all his videos including vlogs
>be really into him
>about half a year to a year later watching one of his videos
>sudden realisation
>"Why am I watching this cancer? It's not even funny."
>still feel guilty about having spent so much time watching that retard
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Average brit
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first you add the toothpaste and THEN you add the water, finally you rinse it down when you're done. it's not complicated
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>>71868143
More a Welsh republican myself tbqh but English/Scottish/Irish republicanism is fine by me
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>>71868172
lol
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>>71868171
His Literal song videos were good esp the assassin's creed ones
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so la's

a girl who liked me in first year of who is now single called me an awkward hugger in the club

ouch haha.
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why do non whites like beyonce and rihanna so much?
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>>71868167
>pronouncing it the continental way like a frog, eye-tie or spaintard
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/herb#Etymology
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JUST

DON'T

REPLY
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>>71868194
god you're an insecure bastard
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>>71868172
imagine looking like him

christ.
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>he's here
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>>71868194
*hugs you*
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>average /brit/ poster
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>>71868197
we pronounce it both ways, pronouncing 'h' being the more popular one.
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>>71868213
a lot of white good looking men are because womyn don't approach us
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>>71868226
*awkwardly hugs you back*
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Why do poor and middle class people vote Conservative?
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>>71868227
him bending over and sucking orange don's dick publicly is probably the most embarrassing display in politics in decades

we look like fucking bootlickers thanks to him
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The swastika symbol in the Germanic Iron Age has been interpreted as having a sacral meaning, associated with either Odin or Thor.

The early Anglo-Saxon ship burial at Sutton Hoo, England, contained numerous items bearing the swastika, now housed in the collection of the Cambridge Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology.

The runic inscription on the Sæbo sword (ca. AD 800) has been taken as evidence of the swastika as a symbol of Thor in Norse paganism.
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>>71868256
class cucks

same way labour are race cucks
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>born in canada
>moved to america when I was 4
>american find out I'm canadian and take the piss for being canadian
>canadians find out I've lived here almost all my life and take the piss for being american
ah yes, life with no national identity.
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>>71868256
1. middle class does not exist

so anyways, it's got a lot in common with why America voted for Trump. The working class understand what the right/Trump say.

e.g Trump says: Mexicans are the problem, here's why they're the problem, here's the solution (wall)

shitty liberals (the apparent left) can't summarise their shitty and hypocritical ideas, I'm by no means saying trump is right, but he has a logical hypocracy so yeah

that's why, trump can speak in terms the working class can understand
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I want you to feel happiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11FVSufql38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pevNK6Q4E
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>>71868256
Propaganda The conservatives rely on newspapers to help them gain the lead every election. They won't say anything about people like Murdoch because he helps them.
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i'm so wankered right now

hahahah
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what did/is 190cm brainlet studied/ing, if at all? he sure is retarded
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Luis de Santángel (died 1498) was a baptized Jew and finance minister to Ferdinand II who persuaded Isabella I to support Christopher Columbus' voyage in 1492.


In 1486, Ferdinand and Isabella had been presented with Columbus's plan. Afer consultation with advisers, they rejected it.

It was then that Luis de Santangel intervened on behalf of Columbus.

Santangel had arranged for the majority of the financing for the voyage.
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>wankered
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>>71868314
>middle class does not exist
it does
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>>71868343
>>71868356
>giving him the attention he wants
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I have never known the touch of a woman lads
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>>71868395
Overrated
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>baccy
check
>skins
check
>filters
check
>beer
check
>lighter
...

Fuck.
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>>71868395
wanks are better
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>>71868436
>degenerate
check
>unemployed
check
>cancer by age 40
check
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>>71868449
God youd be so disappointed to find out about my real life.

I literally make 67k after tax and have plenty of friends. Just wen out to dinner with my parents and we had a great time
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read all about it, read all about it
news of the world, news of the world
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>>71868478
>Just wen out to dinner with my parents
shut up with this shit meme
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>>71868478
wow, so disappointed!
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>>71868497
How is it a meme? I have a picture of it.

This is normal in america. I live in a major city, they came in to visit for the weekend
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I am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman lads
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Sir Galahad is a knight of King Arthur's Round Table and one of the three achievers of the Holy Grail.

He is the illegitimate son of Sir Lancelot, and is renowned for his gallantry and purity.

All of the Knights of the Round Table set out to find the Grail.[1] Galahad for the most part travels alone, smiting his enemies, rescuing Sir Percival from twenty knights and saving maidens in distress, until he is finally reunited with Sir Bors and Sir Percival.

These three knights then come across Sir Percival’s sister who leads them to the grail ship.

Galahad bids Percival and Bors farewell, and angels take him to heaven, an ascension witnessed by Sir Bors and Percival. While it is not explicit that The Holy Grail is never to be seen again on earth, it is stated (in Le Morte D'Arthur) that there has since then been no knight capable of obtaining the Holy Grail.
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>>71868478
>>71868509
>redditspacing
fuck off
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>>71868506
doing an imagine about being this bitter.
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>>71868478
>being that defensive
degenerate unemployed cuck with cancer by age 40 detected
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>>71868522
greentext

Jesus christ fuck off. I literally bet you go on /pol/
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would you rub this cat's belly
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too many yanks here

might go to the yank general
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>>71868524
yeah mate, seething that a redditor had dinner with his parents
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>>71868547
Can't say that I wouldn't
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>>71868478
Congratulations on being completely mediocre, why are you trying to prove yourself to anonymous strangers on the internet?
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>>71868547
animal abuse, letting it get that fat
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>>71868344
did you ever see that film 1492: Conquest of Paridise?

I know the ratings for it were mixed but I really liked it.
that and The New World by Malik
any "romantic" epics about colonization get me going.
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>>71868547
yes

never cuddled a cat but I'd like to
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>>71868509
ebin blog post

/subscribed
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the yank has a point, you all do seem quite bitter.
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>>71868547
Cats don't like tummy rubs :/
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>>71868607
reddit: the country coming in with a reddit post to defend the redditspacer
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>>71868607
Fancy that
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Where's Mexifatlad? He's usually on here during the small hours of Saturdays.

>>71868496
I changed the lyrics of that to take the piss of a guy in my year. I replaced "news of the world" with "minimum wage".
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>>71868618
you really are obsessed with reddit
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wind is my only friend
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>>71868623
stay tuned to find out what the reddit: the general has in store
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>>71868645
(((reddit)))
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what was that doctor psychiatrist in rugrats called
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>>71868588
Nah

But here is Karajan conducing "The New World"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1N6_O254g

Karajan joined the Nazi Party in Salzburg on 8 April 1933; his membership number was 1,607,525.

By one estimate he was the top-selling classical music recording artist of all time, having sold an estimated 200 million records.[
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>>71868645
what are you doing here then
right, you're here because this is the best general, no contest
fuck off
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@spic
NEVER address a white man unless spoken to first
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>>71868668
Opinion on AIDS?
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might have given the gf a UTI or something
>>71868684
you're not a white man
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>>71868700
LOL
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Puerto Rico is whiter than the Yank mainland
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>>71868712
LMAO
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>Karajan
sounds armenian of georgian to me.
>>71868612
not out fucking/getting fucked by trannies on a Saturday?
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>>71868700
why do you always ask me that I dont get it
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2638213/Tourist-took-camera-inside-North-Korea-expected-really-really-sad-people-shocked-seemingly-ordinary-lives-citizens.html

North Korea looks OK tbqj
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fuck, i just had three consecutive nightmares in a 15 hour sleep, including one where nukes had been fired on every inch of the world by Rus and US and we were just waiting for them to land
Shan't be sleeping hereafter me
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>>71868728
Hispanic or Latino: 3,547,288
White alone, Not Hispanic or Latino: 24,900
hmm
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>>71868737
Its Dutch, dumb-dumb
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>>71868749
last nightmare i had i was being chased by a bear through the local tesco
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gf sleeping next to me after painful sex
>>71868745
t. North Korean government official
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slammed my bollocks into a freshly baked greggs pasty
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>>71868737
It's 11:30 am, I haven't been awake for very long. I'm going food + clothes shopping around 2ish. Also need a new mouse.
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>>71868788
hey
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>>71868796
hi
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>>71868759
hispanic and latino is counted as white in USA

USA is only 52% white even counting hispanics and latinos as white

ergo puerto rico 99%+ whiite

USA -30% white
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>>71868779
oh hey one of mine was about being chased by bears as well. think i was in france but it was on MW2's rust map
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>>71868813
>USA is only 52% white even counting hispanics and latinos as white

wrong
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>>71868783
how painful?
did she cum?
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Playo Pool lads
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>>71868813
I love how you all always talk shit about the us counting them as white yet here you are unironically using it for a statistic
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>>71868831
dire response to a good post
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>>71868841
>>71868831
stay in denial mad
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>>71868811
why does the thai pseudo gf only respond once a week
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whites are an endangered species in the US
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>>71868832
haven't given her an orgasm in almost a month
feelin worthless
but in my defense she's been really sick and in and out of the hospital this whole month
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>>71868865
You'd have to ask her
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>>71868866
Reddit: The Country
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>>71868869
>haven't given her an orgasm in almost a month
how do you usually do it?
it may seem boring but missionary is much better for getting girls off.
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>>71868875
she said "Yuh haffi marry di nana, before me ride di banana"
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chinese gf dumped me because i stay up too late
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>>71868878
we're not the only one
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doin' a deep listen to Psychonavigation
http://2fm.rte.ie/2fm-shows/late-night-sessions/
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>>71868906
Well would you Fancy that
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>>71868906
canada has the most reddit users per capita ignoring those countries of 1000 people and that
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>looking for info about this city in Vietnam I'm applying to work in
>find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbNaxDPV9Rs
woah
those nipples could cut glass
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>>71868883
we usually alternate between missionary, CAT missionary and her on top when giving her the gasm
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in reddit... things happen.
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>>71868906
Reddit is counted as a social network? news to me.
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>Canadian lawmakers have voted to change the country’s national anthem to make the lyrics gender neutral, a move that comes as the new Liberal government focuses on being more inclusive toward women.
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>>71868934
you're obsessed with vietnam mate
maybe you should use that time learning vietnamese or some shit
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>>71868923
its because we have the highest per capita internet users outside of Scandinavia and almost everyone has at least a laptop whereas in other places people only have smartphones.
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>>71868940
cat missionary?
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>>71868906
gosh the whole map is shameful iibh
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>>71868946
cannae be real
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>>71868923
i saw a graph once that said canada also has one of the highest 4chan users per capita after like finland and sweden, don't know where it is though.

really makes you think.
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>>71868946

>>71868963
fake news
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>>71868745
not saying all western shit isn't propaganda, but im sure that was pretty staged
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>>71868947
>you're obsessed with Vietnam mate
because I'm moving there in April.
and I am trying to learn some basic viet
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>>71868957
yeah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_alignment_technique
doesn't work every time but when it does it does wonders
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>>71868906
based Indians
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>>71868960
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/15/canada-national-anthem-lyrics-gender-neutral-parliament

fairly old news, also it's illegal to misgender people. Canada is literally worse than Sweden at this point.
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>>71868941
what does beto mean by this
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>>71868946
Austria did that a few years ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_der_Berge,_Land_am_Strome#Attempts_of_gender-neutral_language
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>>71868991
glad to see this proud post national country has its priorities in order
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>>71868963
I can only find stats for raw numbers and they say US has the most posters, then the UK, then Canada, then Brazil.

after that is like Finland and Germany
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>>71868997
it's not beto, he's just repeating old lat gimmicks that's all he does
it implies something, as in "crazy stuff you're missing out on happens" but it means literally nothing
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>>71868946
I remember that, and it's completely disrespectful to the soldiers that line was in reference to IIRC.
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>>71868991
>Canada is literally worse than Sweden at this point.

wrong.

britain is worse than sweden when you think about it, at least sweden has a better quality of life. come back to me when we have pakis raping thousands of canadian children.
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>>71869033
never seen it in /lat/ in the 2 years I've browsed it
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>>71869038
Some of you guys are alright, don't be above the USA tomorrow.
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>30 different cities in America have lead contamination in their water supply

Where men can be men.
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>>71869013
>post national country
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been invited to canada to rape loads of children lads
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>>71869056
>>71869056
keep telling yourself that
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>a lot more than 30 cities in the uk don't have fluoride in their water supply
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Hey Anglos, you're actually some alright guys.
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>>71869093
France is our greatest ally
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>>71869093
I fell in love with a French girl once.
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>>71869093
alright terry how's the hols?
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>>71869056
yea Canada is annoying and tedious with what the government is doing but its not even close to how utterly fucked Europe is right now.
worst we have to deal with is stupid bureaucracy
Europe has the beginnings of a ground war on its hands which will only get worse regardless of what happens.
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>>71869093
send french gf pls
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>>71869074
Paki
>>71869089
>adding fluoride 'cause lazy cunts can't/don't brush their teeth
mmm, America
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>>71868991
>illegal to misgender people
is this fucking true holy shit
>>71869060
thanks for proving you're a chicano
first time I saw it was as "en el estim.. (steam group) cosas pasan..."
then they changed it to vox, reddit, eightchan, etc
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Hey you guys are alright. Don't go to planet earth tomorrow
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>>71869122
canada has had more white christian alt right terrorist attacks than muslim terrorist attacks and we have way stronger civil rights than nanny state britain. britain is a surveillance state with no future and literal sharia zones where women are harassed for wearing trousers.
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>>71869114
I'm terribly sorry.
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>>71869056
DEUS VULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJGLHgD_dQY
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>>71869093
delete the ¯
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>>71869135
I don't think that means we can relax or that things are amazing here, but comparing our situation to Europe is stupid.
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>>71869128
idiot. fluoride's benefits cannot be made up for by brushing your teeth
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went downstairs to get some food and my dad went in my room to empty the trash and shemaleyum.com was open on my computer. fuck.
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lord palmerston
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>>71869227
Pitt the elder
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>>71869227
>>71869251
reddit
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>>71869282
Faggot
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>>71869282
this predates reddit
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why does everyone say that restaurant food portions are so big in america

i went to 5 different US cities and food portions were literally the same as restaurants here

the only difference is in fast food size
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thailad why do you love reddit so much?
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>>71869305
I think they mean those restaurant chains that rednecks go to to seem fancy, like Outback Steakhouse
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>>71868779
>“being chased by a bear through the local tesco”
This means something, it must be: Vladimir Putin will send troops to oust all of Tesco's supermarkets and mini-stores of staff and customers, to invade, occupy and ultimately annex them to increase greatness of proud Russkogo Naróda.
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>>71869305
Your food portions are probably as big as theirs. Ours almost are but most places scaled it back (but not their prices).

All Anglo countries are fat as fuck.
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Best PM was Disraeli anyway
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>>71869364
>He is the only British Prime Minister of Jewish birth.
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>>71869380
>Disraeli
hmm wouldn't have guessed 2bh
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>>71869380
You needed to look that up?
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>>71869364
shalom fellow white people
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>>71869339
Where the fuck is that?
>>71869380
big deal (!)
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>>71869420
anti commie signs in NYC
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i don't hate Jews but don't think for a second that i'm unaware of the tricks they play.

i'm always watching.
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>>71869437
saw some in the supermarket buying out all the bog roll that was on offer, bit jewish
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I am Alpha and Omega
I am the name of God
the four letters of his name are in me
and I am in all
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>>71869413

white people can say shalom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVxSAi4sueQ
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>>71869437
>>71869474
>>71869380
wow you fucking holocaust sympathisers, wait till r mates at cheltenham hear about this!
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>>71869437
I don't hate them really but they absolutely are shifty as fuck and are ALWAYS messing about to manipulate things, on the small or large scale.
it annoys me a lot since I work with Jews and they are always like this but recoil and act hurt when you call them out.
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>>71869437
same

it's quite easy to spot them once you learn their physical attributes and surnames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C03BhkA3T4
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any day now
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>>71869522
rolling around screaming
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>>71869522
>782 KB/s
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>>71869515
>when you call them out.
Fuck off Hitler.
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>>71869515
>recoil and act hurt when you call them out.
"I’ve been found out.”
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Want to nofap but I always get bored and end up looking at porn and wanking haha
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>>71869522
SCREECHING

i got 4.5megaBYTES when downloading thatg game (did it 2 years ago)
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>>71869481
What math are you studying anyway, la?
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With quiet people, frequency of "why are you so quiet" correlates directly with how normal or "high social value" you look.

In workplaces and in schooling, absolutely nobody asks spergs why they're so quiet despite not ever saying anything. Brooding normal/chad though? Why don't you ever say anything?

When I realized this is when I realized that comments like these were useless and biased. Non-normal behavior is not absolute but correlates directly with people's social or perceived/estimated social value. Pointing-out of non-normal behavior is the pointing-out of hierarchical and behavioral incongruities.
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>>71869533
a few years ago it would have been quite good for australia
now nbn's more widespread doe
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>>71869553
let me guess... you're a virgin.
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>>71869553
don't care
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>>71869553
I sometimes get asked why I'm so quiet. I'm also a KHV

What am, a cyborg?
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>>71869553
I've been found out
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71869553
back to the 'ddit you go, redditspacing shithead
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i know you are in here, la.. come out come out wherever you are
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>>71869553
>When I realized this is when I realized that
wew lad
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>>71869515
>ALWAYS messing about to manipulate things

what do they do exactly?
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>>71869531
i started it around 19 hours ago too
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>>71869553
Not a word
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>>71869610
keep pissing about with the oven
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>>71869616
I know
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Wow, that guy really is familiar with 'dit's methods and themes.
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got a Jewish "mate" at work who always tries to undermine the group or gossip about other people.

one example is when we go out to eat, he's VERY picky about his food and usually has McDonald's nearly every day.
some other friends and I decided we wanted to go to get Thai food but he was endlessly complaining because Thai was "too spicy" so he wanted to go to subway.
while we were waiting for lunch he would come to each person individually and start trying to undermine the group consensus and get them to not want Thai food, ultimately I assume his goal was for everyone to want different things so that we would settle on Subway as a "compromise".

however since it was my car and ultimately everyone else agreed on Thai again when it was time to eat, I came up with a new compromise.
I dropped him off alone at subway (saying he could "walk" in the cold and meet us after getting his sub) and the rest of us all got Thai.
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Rothmans have to be the best budget cancer sticks in Britain - great burn time, burns evenly, doesn't taste like poo + chemicals, they're actually better than Marlboro and Camel
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>>71869616
19 hous for 47gb? not bad

t. third world internet for some fucking reason
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>>71869634
i usually assume the best in people and that they don't spend their life on /brit/ like me
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>>71869638
proper expert. can sniff any redditor out
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>>71869578
People will ask me suddenly why I'm so quiet or why I have some bizarre loner complex (I look sometimes like a real normalfag) when in reality my behavior is hardly different from many awkward people in my classes. People believe that visible spergs and weird foreigners ought to never talk.

>>71869582
You don't look like one. For visible robots, quiet timid behavior is expected of them and not asked about naturally.

>redditspacing

This in itself is a Reddit meme newfag.
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>>71869522
>he's STILL downloading rofl
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>>71869648
do you live on a farm in north wales?
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Hitler a pretty clever guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwA--tIokg
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>>71869639
wasn't going to read that but saw the third word in my periphery and gave it a go thinking it'd be a laugh, it was alright yeah
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>>71869644
>Rothmans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Rothman

literally the semitic cigar
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>>71869684
>A lifelong smoker, Louis Rothman died in 1926 of lung cancer.
lol
I'm not sure there's any goodies in the tobacco industry really, so I'll take my semitic cigs
course best blem overall is lucky strike and embassy no. 1
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>>71869610
here's one story>>71869639
he does loads of stuff like this
stealing the McDonalds reward stickers (collect 7 to get a free hot drink) from other people
taking like 15 slices of pizza for himself and putting them in his car to take home when they give out free pizza at work
filling up his huge thermos with the free coffee they put out so there's only decaf left.
playing videogames loudly in the break room when other people are trying to relax.
lying and blaming other people for random nonsense, trying to get them in trouble.
tattling to the managers when some old guy working there left a bunch of his stuff on the table
making self-deprecating anti-semetic jokes then attacking the people who laugh too hard in secret with gossip and tattling
interrupting everyone and being very bitter and cruel when someone else makes a cheeky jab at someone or takes the piss out of themselves (taking it way too far)
talking only about politics or videogames.
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Being drunk is a meme.

I've encountered so many drunk people, tipsy to wasted, who use inebriation knowingly as an excuse to do brash things or unknowingly (like the common trope of people acting drunk after drinking what was really nonalcoholic beer).

At least >50% of drunk behavior is invented and cannot truly be from being inebriated, and goofy drunk behavior as portrayed in movies is just not seen in stoic alcoholics or Russians. It's a widespread myth of how people ought to act.
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Did anybody else do a nostalgia whilst listening to 6 Music yesterday?
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>>71869639
oy vey anon he had to take SIX MILLION steps in the shoah walk to the thai place
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>>71869735
Haven't listened to 6 music since adam & joe left
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>>71869726

Even the working class Jews I've met have been utter social manipulators. Their culture emphasizes deceit.
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>>71869726
Needs to be thrown into the chamber/10
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watching a bit of the ol' Twilight Princess

nostalgic

>>71869733
alcohol should be banned
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hope i die in my sleep lads
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>>71869766
are a bit of a princess arent you
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>>71869749
I don't know why the dropped the 6mix from Friday to give Tom Robinson another 2 hours.
they're doing programms on the 1990s this week.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music
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Best Prime Minister we never had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrBbN0vvGLA
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>>71869781
*winks*
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>>71869737
he didn't even come and just ended up walking alone back to work because I wouldn't go pick him up.
I used to think he was a good guy but he's just become aggravating and pathetic to an obnoxious degree (like Jung's weakling prince) . plus I've caught him spreading gossip and lies about me which really made me not like him any more.
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Banning things ought be banned.
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Hard border with Ireland lads
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Business idea: advertise/start an auction in a posh area of London. Pick up a few fancy looking but ultimately worthless trinkets from 2nd hand shops and start the bidding for each in the thousands.
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>>71869831
idk why people think bureaucracy and red tape makes a society good
it just makes it so you can't move without a team of lawyers behind you.
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>>71869831
decent idea

>>71869843
I'd need convincing

>>71869848
oh i get it because that's how artist types manage to live in london
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>>71869815
Don't know why people act like this, used to be someone at my old job like that, just go in and get your work done then go home. Must have an amazingly dull life out of work imo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDogM2fHPg
:^)
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I want a kid but not a woman, not quite sure how this works.
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>>71869920
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my chest hurts lads

i'm scared
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>>71869934
I disagree, love fanny me.
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I know that I am fortunate to live in a time when women can do other things than sit and have kids and stuff, but it feels like all that is pointless if I'm not attractive.
I interned in an investment bank over the summer. I was working really long hours, like from 9am to 1am, and I had a good time because I was distracted from my usual pathetic FA life. But even there, I noticed how much easier the pretty girl interns had it in getting help and support, not just from the male bankers, which is expected, but even from the mostly female HR staff, which is pretty damning evidence of the halo effect in action.
I was also reminded of this a few years ago when I entered a public speaking competition. All the pretty girls were all treated better than I was, and praise was naturally lavished upon them.
And even if I do well in my career, who cares? So ill have money, and my cats and I can live in a nicer apartment. Why does any of that matter if I don't have anyone who loves me, a loving husband/boyfriend to help me through tough days and support me, and into whom I can invest my own love?
And whatever I do, all it will take is one glance from a pretty woman to make the social hierarchy clear. It doesn't matte how much money you make or how intelligent you are, if you're an ugly woman, you are at the bottom of the totem pole.
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>>71869956
straight people ONLY refer to it as minge and/or clunge, every straight geezer knows this
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>download an album
>its all WMA files
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>>71869831
>>71869853
degenerate libertarians out
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>>71869920
'nce
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>>71869988
Yeah alright Callum.
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A hard border between the Republic and the North will only give paramilitary snipers and bombers greater chance of success due to their targets being stationary and there being infrastructure that they want to destroy like sentries' posts, fences and whatever else.
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>>71869990
>download several albums
>all flac files
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>>71870008
oh who the fuck cares
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>>71870008
Build a wall along the british coast then
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*has an idea for a videogame*
*downloads an IDE and looks up a tutorial*
too hard
*goes back to playing*
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>>71870028
why would you think it would be that easy
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>>>/tv/80041691

Ah yes
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*thinks of expansive life changing promised idea in bed right before falling asleep*
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business idea: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
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>>71870038
idiocy
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>>71870040
love /tv/
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>>71870011
at least FLAC is lossless so its not awful
WMA is literally just Microsoft's shitty MP3 clone except it doens't work on anything.
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>>71870053
lose Ireland and I'll invest
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>>71870059
don't care
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no gf
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>one chance at life
>no fascist italian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRSlLAcKxc4
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Might listen to linkin park
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VBR da bes
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Wikipedia BTFO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4280502/Anonymous-Wikipedia-activists-promote-warped-agenda.html
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WE ARE N̶̲̥̺̺͘O̫̞̫̭̭̪̩ͅT̯̰͠ A̶̷̜̹͈͙̼̱͓̳͙̫̥̭͈̗͛ͭ̍̓̒̈̅͑ͩͯ̚͠L̴̥͍̬͔̼̲̗̖̘̥͙̬̦̩ͪͧ͊̊̌ͭ͂̑̾ͫͯ̃̏́O̶̸̦̠͙̣̣̮̓̌̍ͬ̍̊͛̍͟͡ͅŅ̱̦͚͈̣̜̬̑ͩ̿̾ͨ̋̔̆̽ͣͨ̎́͘͝͝Ȅ̡̛̻̠͎̙̲̗̻͇̺͖̗͙̒ͤͣ̈͘
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR744FVNY68
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>>71870101
looks like a SJW
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>>71870105
linkin park are great
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just took of a pic of my pal enoch
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interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIo-17SIkws
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>>71870121
you reckon? I think they're definitely a reasonable howl but used to listen to them when i was a loser 12 year yo, which is exactly how i feel rn
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>>71870144
fuck offf racist
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>>71870138
got any of him shitting? asking for a mate
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iy9IHFwaje

DIE BRITS DIE
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>>71870144
>fully Germanic english
gross
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>>71870101
shit hairstyle
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/brit/ or /cum/?
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>>71870160
surely you know that link shall not be opened by any
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>>71870138
is that real?
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>>71870154
i was being semi ironic, havent listened to them after school but they arent as terrible as people make out, fun listen i guess
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>71870178
oh that'd make sense. No they're no worse than any other trashy music, but I just can't bring myself to dislike them, every song is a comedy gold-mine in some way for me
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>>71870144
pretty cool actually, i like it

English needs reform
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>>71870144
We need to throw off the shackles of our Norman oppressors.
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new thread

>>71870216
>>71870216
>>71870216
>>71870216
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>>71870219
>our
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Doing some HORRENDOUS farts lads
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>>71870225
"no"
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>>71870239
oui
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feeling very lifetired since I forgot my rainshade and there were too many outlanders on the autobus today
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>>71870228
Are you implying that they're not oppressing me too?
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>>71870168
>/brit/ or /cum/?
100% /cum/

I fuckin hate Brits, man. I fuckin HATE them. Like they come here and they've got that accent, and it's just... like, I don't use this word often, but it's actually so cuckold. It's like this dry, whingey...it's pathetic. I fuckin hate Brits, I actually want to just fuckin chuck them in the nearest bin. Do Not Past Go, do not collect 200 dollars, just rot in the fuckin bin! FUCK!
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>>71870280
alree lad
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>>71868314
hypocrisy*
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having a wankk
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desu lads
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