Why do americans do so many strange things?

>>71867183
Because they follow whatever Hollywood celebs do, and Hollywood celebs do weird things.

Because we have lost touch with small-scale family-oriented society and have had our culture replaced by mass-market consumerism and industrialism

>>71867183
t. ShartherMcArthur

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>>71867183
> You should only tip 60% to your waitress in america if his shoes are not refrigerated
The more you know

>>71867183
They're the spawn of Brit, who are already culturally "weird" when compared with other euro cunts. Doesn't help that it feels like it's culturally an island, and they feel proud of that for some reason

whats wrong with freezing ur shoes, it kills any bad odor

>>71867183
Such as? I've never heard of anyone freezing shoes.

>>71867183
why do you store so many strange shitskins in your country?

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>Americans sell their houses to paid for a toe surgery.

>>71867183
I have never heard of people doing this but it's a really good idea and I will definitely try it. It keeps your piggies cool and as >>71867432 it kills odor.

STOP MAKING UP THINGS ABOUT US RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

is it true that americans shart in the mart?

>>71867850
Hmm?

>>71867331
Ahh ok so Japan is cool for it but it makes us weird?

I'm glad we aren't just boring euro clones

>>71868338
But japan is cute-weird. You are disgusting/retarded-weird

>they don't put their shoes in the freezer the night before a hot day

I bet you faggots don't even put your boxers and shirt in the oven before a cold day.

>Putting your shoes in the oven during a cold day

Keeps them toasty

>americans microwave their urine because they don't have electric kettles
I've tried it, it tastes completely wrong

>>71871622
Why do you microwave urine? It comes out warm.