>There's no such thing as cute German girls

>>71866200

Said nobody ever

>>71866209
I opened the thread to say this.

Goodbye now.

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>>71866200
>tfw my first real crush was a qt blonde german girl
>still think about her sometimes

>the only qt german girl has brown eyes

>fit women
ew

ugly

>>71866340

Cmon m8y, the runners are generally cute.

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>>71866200
>No tall german amazonian girl for me to crawl on me while she hitler speaks to me.

Why even live?

>>71866200

What people actually say are german women generally have masculine features. I've never been to Germany so i can't confirm.

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>>71866200
how can i be her bf?

>>71866437
I don't believe it, all of the German girls I know are qts

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>>71866340
They're qt as

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Maybe not the girls, but I still occasionally fap to memories of a twink german exchange student from highschool 5 years ago.

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>there's no such thing as cute german girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVP1R1dRnW4

>>71866410
>>71866487
Nah, still ew 2bh. Perhaps it stems from my own feelings of physical inadequacy, but I only like soft and slightly thick women with little muscle

>>71866559
What are you, straight?

>>71866559
You spelled cock wrong

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>>71866559
>Perhaps it stems from my own feelings of physical inadequacy
Unexpected honesty and self-awareness

>>71866200
she seems a bit autistic

>>71866645
the camera was on her, what was she supposed to do?

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>>71866614
You "spelt" spelled wrong

>>71866200
d-dumb slut

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brown girls are better

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>>71866724
I-It was intentional!

>>71866737
damn, you know what Mario, I think you're right

>>71866737
The gook in the background looks better

>>71866737
>be ...whatever, y'know
>get Nguyen'd

>>71866200
They all went to Southern Brazil.

>>71866437
Some, but a minority. Most are just regular looking. The masculine German girl meme is just a meme.

>>71866200
whole E fuck, she is a perfect specimen

>>71866527
Wtf how do i get a boisterous turkroach rapper gf

>>71866527
>roach "gangsta" rap

>>71866200
The Russians thought they were cute enough to rape.

>>71866737
HA GUEI

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Remember the good old DDR female athletes?

>>71867635
You mean the ones full of drugs?

>>71866200
>this wont exist in 5 years

Feels bad

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>>71867729
we'll still have strong jaws

>>71867369
>he doesn't want her to peg him

>>71867830
underclass roaches are cancerous

>>71867768
Go to worst korea, problem solve.

>>71867926
Which problem?

>>71866514
green text

>>71866200
This girl has dyed hair and dark brown eyes

>>71866737
Nice try Ahmed Mohammad Baldaqi

>>71866737
>71866737
floria gay

>>71868076
>60%

>>71867703
Weren't they all? Expecially the ones that turned into men

>>71868181
indeed

>be country with real existing socialism
>have to dope all your athletes to win aynthing

>>71866340
>frail, unhealthy sticks are attractive

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>>71866200
she's still not qt though. dead hair athletic lanklet.
western european girls are not qt at all

>>71868669
Why did you post a picture of a male if you are comparing it to western European females? Bit unfair 2bh

>>71866200
Meh

cute means something lovable like a puppy. the girl in OP is diametrically opposed to cute, shes a roided gym whore who no one here would ever have any chance of getting laid with

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>>71866559

What about fit and THICC?

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I liek spen

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Cheeki breeki

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>>71866200
Now there's a Mayer who I'd like to give my wiener to, Oscar.

>>71869900
>she will never protect you with her big arms
WHY EVEN LIVE

>>71866200
kraut women are ugly with manface

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>>71869964

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>>71866737
this
how will ethnic german women ever recover?

>>71869900
HOLY SHIT POLAND STOP IT WITH YOUR ROIDED-UP MANBEARS

>>71866200
fridge

>>71870056
I think she's an iranian/german mix

The thing is, she's half slav

I'm yet to see a pure german cute

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>>71866200
HNNNNNNG

>>71870342
Post an example of a "pure German"

>>71870299
wiki says she has Iranian parents

>tfw no Persian goddess gf

>>71867852
>tfw the german turk gf breaks up with me because she thinks i support gulen

i hate being mixed

>>71870474
i don't

>>71866737
NO MAMES GUEI ESTAS BIEN CABRON XD

>>71869900
She is so huge it looks unnatural compared to how attractive she is in the face and such
my dick doesnt know how to feel

>>71869900
>4th place
she won gold in my heart

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Post more olympic qt gifs

bonus points for asians

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>>71870598

>tfw you start a thread and don't expect much from it but yet it surprises you

>>71870682
Haha the 'Chon is full of surprises let me show you around

>>71866737
>France

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>be 6ft tall
>make fun of manlets on the outside
>sries on the inside because I will never get a grill who's taller or bigger than me

>>71870951
>6ft tall
>make fun of manlets
maybe in korea, thats average in most places

>>71866737
>brown
>posts black

>>71870645
CUTEST by far!! damn! 10/10!

>>71866200
She is mixed

>>71866487
i used to think she was QT but then I looked at still images and she was actually ugly

>>71870645
>modern "archery"

>>71869948

#14 is my waifu

I can already tell that she lost that race.

>>71866200
literally manface.
i like it

>>71866200
1. She's mixed like everyone else in Germany
2. There are many qts in Germany, that's why I went to Germany instead of UK

(I'm from Kenya)

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>>71869900
>>71870006
>>71870124
>>71870496
>>71870552

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>>71872551

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>>71872580

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>>71872606

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>>71869900
There are not enough strongfat girls in the world

>>71870494
Equis de :v

>>71870645
An arrow straight into my heart.

>>71866737
She's not bad but the German girl was cuter.

>>71869900
too thick


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6HKkmnPdro

complete with black music

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>he doesn´t live in a country were the women are /fit/
>he will never have an alpha girlfriend who protects him from evil muslims

>>71866474
claim refugee status

>>71870342
Actually Western Slavs are half Germanic. Slavs are not a race.

>>71866200
I don't like Germans

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>>71878181

>>71879042
I like you Germany :3

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>>71879146
Thank you mexico

>>71866200
If she's pretty and from Germany then she's obviously a confused Polabian or a Sorb

>>71869900
>fit and THICC
THITT

>>71869964
Damn that's harsh

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>>71866200
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT>?