Why do americans call this thing a cheese?

They microwave that "cheese"

They fry that "cheese"

>>71865451
Is there some good Finnish cheese?

>>71865451
I sometimes buy small packs of those (they only exist in very small packs) to put on homemade hamburgers for the gen-you-ine cholesterol feel.

If I lived in the US I'd be really fucking fat instead of the lean skelly I am.

>>71865525
dick cheese

>>71865569
Same, I only ever eat this "cheese" when making hamburgers

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I used to use them to make lazy/poor man's grilled cheese sandwiches (i.e. processed cheese between two pieces of toast and then microwaved for a few seconds) when I was a kid. Then I learned how to make a top-tier grilled sandwich that's even more rich and mouthwatering.

I also used to use them to make macaroni and cheese even cheesier.

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>>71865451
> be non-American
> head on down to tescoes
> "can I get a cheese"
> MFW it only comes in 1000 septim wheels
> MFW it gets moldy by the time I'm home
Feels good to be superior

>>71866027
What kind of cheese do you use now?

>>71865451
i think it is illegal to label this as cheese

>>71865872
>>71865569

That's the only time Americans eat it as well...

>>71866258
I wouldn't put it past the trash tier americans to put this "cheese" on everything

>>71866283
#BuildTheWall

>>71866131
Usually just shredded cheddar, but sometimes I add in other cheeses. I also make a cheesy crust like in the pic (before you put the sandwich in the pan, sprinkle some cheese on the bottom of the pan and place it on top).

>>71866297
#Payfirst

>>71866297
You should build stairs instead to get rid of fat people.

I wasn't even insulting you on my previous post by the way,

>>71865451
Because they are too retarded to tell the difference between sliced up yellow plastic and actual sliced up cheese

>>71866346
XD

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>>71866346
>NZ trying their best
Cute

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>>71865451

we don't, it's labeled "cheese substitute" or "cheese product"

our cheddar, colby-jack, swiss, mozzarella, etc. isn't labeled like that and is generally okay.

>>71866320
>>71866328
>living in such a shit country that your neighbors have to build a wall to keep you from coming into theirs

what's it like to be so inferior, spics?

>>71865451
I'll eat about 20 of those in a sitting, they are really good and I don't understand why europoors hate it so much

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I love those with American bread.

>>71866486
What does the wall have to do with cheese?

I've never even required going to your country/

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>>71865525
Leipäjuusto/juustoleipä and Aura blue cheese. The rest is mostly just various cheeses similar to havarti. Russians seem to love those and much of it is exported for them.

As for processed cheese there is Koskenlakija which is really good for cooking

>>71865451
Kraft labels theirs "cheese product"

>>71865569
kys

>>71866756
american bread is sweeter right?
and asians like sickly sweet disgusting bread right?
I kinda dig american style bread that I've tried and eaten
so there might be something to the ridiculous myth that there's some asian blood in finns
but I don't like to eat it all the time, just sometimes so the asian percentage is very small

really makes you think

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>>71867002
>myth that there's some asian blood in finns
Dude just look at your eyes in the mirror.

>>71867034
don't reply to me, filthy mongol rape babby

>>71867002
Well, Swedes and Ålanders sweeten their bread while the rest of Finland doesn't. Seems like instead of our noble mongol heritage you might have a drop of bättrefolk blood in you..

Idk we have a lot of shitty food by trying to be "Different" I guess, its kind of like how american football is basically a boring version of Rugby