NAME THE US STATES

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too many states start with m

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Would've got North Carolina at first, but i saw North and instantly clicked on North Dakota

Webpage kept freezing every time I clicked a state

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not very fast

>>71863019
>Try and do it at lightning speed
>See Alabama
>Click on Arkansas
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get cucked bong

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my amerifat fingers can't do this properly on my phone.. stupid small states

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fug

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northeast is too difficult

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>>71863859

GET KEKED YANK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I KNOW YOUR COUNTRY BETTER THAN YOU

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>>71865462
why do you know so much about us? i can only list maybe ten cities in the United Kingdom

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>>71865478
>ameridumbs

texas is the only one that really matters

GOD SAVE TEXAS

>>71865530
It's not really an intelligence thing, I just never really think about you. Americans never really travel abroad so I never get exposed second hand and you have basically no cultural influences here

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>>71865625
>Americans never really travel abroad

does freight shipping really cost that much?

>>71865660
Why would i ever need to travel abroad when America has every climate imaginable and regional culture differences?

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>>71865700
but no white people

>>71865478
Dunno, just always been interested in America, I learned the names of all 50 states when I was 16 because I was bored at school

I would always get confused between certain ones on a map though (Nebraska/Kansas, Missouri/Arkansas, Mississippi/Alabama, Arizona/New Mexico, and especially Vermont/New Hampshire) but I've practiced this quiz a fair bit now.

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>>71865625
>you have basically no cultural influences here

He says in English.

>>71865732
Only the coasts and the south have a large population of minorities, Which adds to every region's unique culture. The center of the country is predominantly white.

>>71863019
Fuck i just know texas california and florida amigos

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>>71865772
>The center of the country is predominantly white.

not for much longer paco

>>71865768
That's like me saying you are German because English derived from the German langauge

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>>71865776

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>>71865732
Does it bug you that your former colony doesn't even acknowledge your existence?

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>>71863019
used to know them but forgot a couple

>>71865786
That's ok, most Mexicans i talk to are very American. Only in the deep south will you find secluded spots of mexican that stay true to their cultural heritage

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>>71865807
does it bug you that you'll stop being white in 2025?

>>71865807
>>71865840
Don't let him aggravate you

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half yank here

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>>71865840
No, it doesn't

>>71865862
He can try as he might he can't do shit
He's from the UK, grovelling for attention like a dog is exactly what I expect from the likes of him and his nation

>>71865893
Disappointing

>>71865967
excuse me for not knowing square #5423 from square #12463
lol nobody cares about flyover faggots

>>71866025
>Colorado (best state)
>Flyover
I'll excuse you from the surrounding trash states.

88%.....

>>71866025
Virginia and Colorado are relevant states though

>>71866044
Kill yourself bud

>>71863887
>the canadian misses alaska

>>71866056
How the hell is colorado relevant?

>>71866071
kek

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>>71863019
sad!

hawaii was a misclick

>>71866077
How the hell is Virginia relevant?

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>>71865792
No it's not because English isn't German.

You're literally still using our language.

And you use our system of law (common law - where legal precedents are set by courts, rather than solely by statute - which only exists in the British former colonies of the world)

And you were founded by English descendants (Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, etc.)

And your sports are derived from ours (baseball was invented in England, and handegg is just a corruption of football and rugby - look it up, that's true)

And your food is derived from ours (apple pie is English for fuck's sake; thanksgiving dinner is also derived from English roast poultry and vegetables dinners, since the pilgrims were of course English!)

And your religion is derived from ours (Episcopalian is of course an Anglican communion; also the Baptist and Presbyterian churches are also from Britain - Presbyterian is from Scotland)

And your measurements are from Britain (you know what "imperial" means? Yeah, it refers to the British EMPIRE. Inches, feet, pounds, ounces - all of that is British!)

And your system of government was based on English political philosophies (specifically John Locke and J.S. Mill)

You're a nation founded by British colonists. Your country is British through and through.

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>>71866056
colorado is only relevant because lol schoolshootings and lol nukes

My sausage fingers can't even press the small states on my phone, I feel ripped off

>>71866119
the only way i remember that middle strip is MIMAL the elf

>>71866125
6 presidents, Jamestown, Yorktown, Arlington, Pentagon, want me to go on?

>>71866158
B-but they're a republic!

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>>71866158
>tfw the 3,007 british counties
this is true red pill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE

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>>71866216
No because you're a smelly VIRGINian

>>71866161
Hush foreigner

>>71866158
Then why do you consistently deny that we're Anglo?

>>71866273
Because you're less than 50% Anglo which is the tipping point.

>>71866257
I have no idea what that song is or where it's from, I've never heard it in my entire life

Here's one of the most patriotic British songs you will hear

Seriously if you don't have a tingle going down your spine from watching this then you are dead inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714

>>71866287
If one is going to claim that we are an Anglican nation but not Anglican than said person is a dooderbutt

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>>71866273
>Then why do you consistently deny that we're Anglo?
Pretty sure we don't? Pretty sure we always affirm that you're Anglo?

>>71866319
Actually I've just realised you probably won't understand that song without seeing the lyrics

It talks about England's pleasant pastures green and all that stuff

I reckon you yanks will find this amusing, since it plays up to every single stereotype you guys have about us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ

>>71866158
I actually agree with this and I'm glad I'm anglo by blood.

although my ancestors were loyalists back in the day so I keep that part to myself

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>>71866417
I have never seen a Brit or anyone from the Anglosphere say that America is Anglican

>>71866503
Too late

>>71866417
That video is so Anglo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

>>71866503
Good lad

>>71866530
You mean Anglo. "Anglican" is a word that specifically refers to the English strain of Christianity - that of the Church of England. And your Episcopal Church is Anglican - it's a member of the Anglican Communion, officially tied to the Church of England.

I would say that Brits ALWAYS like to take credit for America being "our creation" (of course you guys probably find that contentious, and obviously other ethnic groups have contributed to American culture too, but arguably none anywhere near as much as the British)

Brits resent American dominance over British affairs (for example many in this country aren't fans of Tony Blair, who supported Bush in the Iraq war, and many in this country just see Blair as having been a "lapdog" to Bush during that time), but that's an entirely separate thing to whether we see you as Anglo, which we definitely do.

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>>71866703
>"our creation"
I don't remember Britons being the men who built America to what it is now, one would think that was done by Americans

>>71866833
Drop the name, faggot, this is an anonymous imageboard.

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>Drop the name, faggot, this is an anonymous imageboard.

>>71866632
Indeed it is.

>>71866833
>I don't remember Britons being the men who built America to what it is now, one would think that was done by Americans
As I say, contentious, but many Brits do like to think that we created America, which in many ways (though I admit, not every way), we did.

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>>71866953
I would say you're responsible for America's creation, not that you made it

That presumes that it was Britain's goal for the 13 colonies to break away

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better than the average american probably

tell me something about wyoming so I don't forget it next time

>>71867238
Wyoming stole rightful Dakotan Clay

GIB BACK BLACK HILLS

>>71867079
Brits are obviously being half-joking, being a bit tongue-in-cheek, when we say we created America, but that is something that many, probably most, Brits will say.

Of course we didn't want the 13 colonies to leave. One day we'll come back, you'll see...

>>71867238
It's the rectangle north of Colorado. That's how I remember it.

>>71867238
It's going to explode and wipe out North America pretty soon.

>>71867273
>the left square stole clay from the right square

>>71868519
That's like saying a country is just a shape. No. Nations, states, counties, are more than just geographical shapes. They are composed of people. People with distinct hopes and dreams. Distinct cultures and idiosyncrasies.

>>71868557
wow the right square is sooo different from the left state, your post really made me think bro, thanks for saving my life

>>71868609
*left square

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I would probably miss more if the test didn't white out states I already chose.

tbqh, I'm better at naming European countries.

>>71867238
It's square like Colorado but irrelevant.

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>>71868519
>>71868609

>>71866158
Wow. I feel utterly btfo'd out. Who knew that our country's founders founded the country?

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What do I win?

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>>71868839
A free hunting trip behind the shed over yonder

>>71868839
a plaque honoring flightless birds and fireless humans

>>71868872
>>71868889
also I purposely made Hawaii and California yellow because they're pretty much Chink colonies now

>>71867238
Some guys killed a fag there.

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>>71865660

>>71868839
Sir, how the fuck did you get my state of Iowa yet miss all of those?

>>71868950
is was probably his last state

Also, I can't get this in under 60 seconds, I'm too slow to click

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That was actually a little easier than I expected. OP's title led me to think I was going to have to just type all 50 names. It names them all for you; you just have to click them.

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>>71863019
get fucked bong. If you beat me then well done

>>71868950
because le The Iowa Caucus

>>71869182
Election faggot

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Do I get a green card now?

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>>71869709
lol no

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>>71869751
But I have 1420/1600 on SAT

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Not fast but accurate

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>>71863019
Meh

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>>71865462
beat u

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I could probably do it much faster but I'm tired

delaware doesn't exist

prove me wrong

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>>71866158
>when you realized America created Britain
thanks for making me woke.

>>71863019
As a west coast burger, I have no idea which state in New England New Hampshire is

>>71865660
I thought Americans weren't allowed to travel abroad? You guys hate us after all.

>>71867238
Wyoming has less people in it than major cities

>>71871517
It's the one that touches Maine- they are the two 'live free or die states'. the other one is vermont and is socialist. below it is the expanding state of boston

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>>71870738

faggot

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>>71869862
Slow and steady.

>>71870738
>>71872667
I bet you fucking edited those, how the fuck is it even possible to have reaction times that quick?

>>71871508
No other way round m8

The settlements that created Britain precede the settlements that created America by a few thousand years mate

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>>71863019
most of these states are irrelevant desu

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ez as fuck

>>71880212
>>71872667
me and argentinabro are the winners then