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cara

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mara

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying ayeoh, gotta let go

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN

would be funny if someone were to post some gay pics LOL

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SF gonna win lads

>>71853965
>>71853965
>>71853965
>>71853965

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in bed drinking special brew

settling down for a poo

>>71854066
based fuckin' caralad. always love your posts dude, keep it up

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dara

don't rate any of you ngl

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When you haven't showered in a few days but you go out on the pull anyways...

>>71854117
stupid sexy sheev

>>71854119
got a special brew for ya right ere darlin ahaaa wheyyy

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still got my christmas tree up lads aha x

really don't want to take it down, might leave it up all year

>>71854119
does she get blacked?

>>71854117
THICC

>>71854066
She looks like a homeless man.

just wanna die in an opiated haze

>>71854119
not really into girlsdoporn but very attracted to this woman

name?

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>work for the next 50 years

>>71854119
good lad

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>>71854106
VERY good news

*meets with the russian ambassador*

>>71854175
>having a job
how about you go down to part time and I work your extra hours then we can flat share and get gay married

wish it was 2012 again desu

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the goal gf

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>>71854101

>>71854106
if they win, is there a real possibility of a 'nited Ireland?

>>71854214
fuck off fag lol

>>71854165
Apparently something like 60% of deaths in Canada now are due to opioid overdose.

I reckon it's a good cull of the uneducated and stupid out of society. We should give out fentanyl like candy. Wash away all the undesirables.

>>71854245
>fag
FOY

Friday night is /brit/ real depression hours

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>>71854175

based FUCKIN' caralad. you gotta love the guy

if you're confident about this sort of thing it's 9/2 odds for a referendum on a united Ireland before the end of 2020

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did you used to have a big box of naked action men ?

>>71854267
>Apparently something like 60% of deaths in Canada now are due to opioid overdose.
do you even think for a second before you spew out this drivel

sick of you and your fucking shit posts, I'm going to fucking spec you out in a minute

playing zelda
it's a bit shit

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>>71854218
I wish it was 12:00 again. Fuck this 1 pm in the afternoon shit.

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING

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>>71854311

>>71854167

Episode 309 lad

Reckon I'm going to try and weasel my way into a government job, can't be doing with this private sector business

>>71854339
based

t. Opioid addicted lowlife

>>71854322
y-no... no

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>>71854298
how dare you post my image

[spoiler]i'm kidding i don't care[/spoiler]

Listening to Paramore for the first time in years and thinking about my days as a 16 year old when things were fresh and exciting, doing adult things but having no responsibilities or worries

fuck sake lads been posting in the old thread

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want to comb her hair

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>>71854410

>>71854410
>tfw used to street skate around the underpass with the boys whilst the emo girls watched on playing paramore out of their phones

whoever wins the NI election will have to "share power" so it doesn't really matter

>>71854390
don't know how they ended up naked.
the clothes were just loose fitting, cheap and transferable .

no homo

>>71854410
never had these days as i was an extreme shut in for all of age 16 haha

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>250 word essay due next Wednesday
>haven't even started yet

>>71854433
fascist

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>>71854410
>remembering going the pub for the first time
>remembering first time staying out all night and walking home as the sun comes up
>remembering first time a slag kisses me in a club while brightside by the killers played

>>71854410
>throwing up in the park because you had to look cool drinking small foamy beers in front of the girls
ah yes being 16

Not a very original post but I'm watching 50 Shades of Grey and I'm 5 minutes in and it's already one of the worst films I've ever watched desu.

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>being a wagecuck

topcuck

>news outlets are reporting a "battle between witches and 4chan's 'Sons of Kek'"
Fuck me. What universe are we living in?

>>71854503
dumb cager

cyclists will always have priority

You = Twat

>>71854421
*strokes your hair*

In solitude the lonely man is eaten up by himself; in a crowd, by the many. Now choose.

Doing a poo

>>71854511
It's a shame because Jamie Dornan's a good lad, but you can see the utter shame and loathing in his eyes when he's reminded of the fact that he's a part of that series.

>>71854503
Best bloody place for them

>pay no tax
>treat the roads as if they own them
>run red lights all the time
>complain when you don't give them 3ft of room

any time i see a spindly runt on their metal wankpipe i drive past them as close as possible

>>71854536
link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCykgzrwIw0

doing a jazz

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state of my face

>dad asks how i am
>tell him i'm not doing well, among other things depressing me my sister isn't talking to me, ask him not to tell her though
>he immediately tells her and she sends me loads of messages

ah yes love being the emotional burden of the family, very nice

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me

>>71854581
>>71854546
Rasheed

>>71854536
the most based timeline

>>71854561
Just a cute lil Nietzsche quote I found on the webs. Gives me consolation in my rejection desu

>>71854229
'o

>>71854561
I much prefer being eaten by others than myself. Others are never as cruel as I am.

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Well lads?

it doesn't matter who wins the NI election

its a zombie state being propped up by the the UK to resemble a legitimate 'nation' as much as is possible

yeah, we're an utterly corrupt and shambolically-governed tax haven, but at least we can provide actual workforce to prospective companies, whereas the north just has a load of people with no prospects with bullshit public-sector joke-jobs the like you'd only see in the fucking soviet union (2 guys dig a hole, 2 other guys fill it back up: FULL EMPLOYMENT!)

>>71854561
I prefer to eat out the gf

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We're going to get married and have babies

>>71854651
the taxi

>>71854651
the taxi indicated so the cyclist

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How do you order your martini? Me:

Dry Martini, no martini, three olives, stirred, waved in the general direction of Turin for good health, served cold and slow. Drunk even more coldly and slowly.

>>71854659
>(2 guys dig a hole, 2 other guys fill it back up: FULL EMPLOYMENT!)

Better than all the bullshit Call Centre jobs in England

>>71854633
The most valuable thing conceivable is the privilege of owning yourself, anon.

gf just did an horrendous poo lads. cant go in the bathroom without retching. vile woman.

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>>71854633
both of them

Only Rasheeds and Deanos drive

>>71854651
Cyclist. Undertaking a vehicle whilst turning, this is obvious.

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>>71854410
>Going to college and sitting in the common room with your mates playing cards in your free slots
>Going to house parties with your tight-knit group of mates
>Going to your mates house to play video games without the feeling of guilt that you're wasting your time
>The most complicated part of your life is deciding whether you go to your gf's house to fuck or if she comes to your house
>Learning to drive and feeling independence for the first time

I fucking miss being 17/18 years old

>>71854726
Rasheed gets the bus mate

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>tfw your 2 siblings are planning a trip to mexico and theyre boasting about how amazing their accommodations are but they've made it a couples thing and your gf left you 3 months ago

>>71854732
rorke

>>71854651
Not easy to tell if the taxi is signalling or not in the video desu. Probably going to blame a cyclist, as cyclists in London are massive bellends.

>>71854740
Yes I did none of this because I wasn't a good looking normie

>>71854651
cyclist, and it was confirmed that he was at fault.
fucking dumb cunts will cycle across an 8 lane highway and claim they had the right of way

>>71854581
>penalty for cager hitting cyclist
vs
>penalty for cyclist hitting cager

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>>71854740

>>71854651
Both.

The cyclist should have anticipated that a car might be turning left.
The taxi should have anticipated a cyclist to his left and checked his mirror before turning

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>>71854625

Until you realize that Nietzsche was a social outcast, rejected, shunned and completely invisible to the opposite sex.

Nietzsche = the r9k of philosophy

>>71854740
go fuck yourself

>>71854740
>>Going to your mates house to play video games without the feeling of guilt that you're wasting your time

This is what I miss the most, couple mates shared a house and we used to just play vidya and eat pizza was such a laugh.

>mfw will never plat resident evil 5, gears of war or halo split screen again

I have no imagine but imagine a sad face

>>71854809
this is the correct answer

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>>71854706
hole creation and restoration is a lucrative industry

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>>71854106
>>71854191
>he thinks a united ireland will come about after a SF victory in NI

hahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sixth form was boring as fuck

>>71854740
I spent my teens from 15 onwards sitting alone in my room shitposting on 4chan. That was literally all I did. Physically didn't leave my house for 2 straight years. Mad to think less than 1 month before my self-imprisonment began, I had an opportunity to lose my virginity.

>>71854740
never did any of these

had no mates and got one to one tuition throughout school then just got a job when i left

>>71854795
life in prison
vs
0 british sterling

>>71854864
Please elaborate on this tale

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>>71854864
r u me hahaha

>>71854841
going to need a team to restore your mums hole after tonight

*leans back*

*crosses arms*

Don't care

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>>71854410
>hated secondary school
>uni is even worse
>spent my whole childhood daydreaming about what i'd do when i got older

>>71854921

:/

Allison williams used to be strong feminine but looks more like her dad as she gets older

>>71854885
Which tale? The possibility to lose my virgnity or more detail about how I sat in my room for 5 straight years shitposting on 4chan?

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can't sleep won't sleep

>>71854932
Don't know who that is

Innocent makes such great juice. I'm drinking the blood orange variant now... I would recommend it.

jokingly asked a girl for a picture of her tits and got shut down

bit embarrassing haha

Looks like Direct Rule might be on the cards in Northern Ireland

Already looking for the coordinates to my dads locked stash of armalites, semtex and mortars haha

>>71854907
there was a better way to word that and you missed it

https://twitter.com/PizzaPartyBen/status/835239551362715649
lmao

>>71854967
was there really mate?

i couldn't give a fuck

Business idea: give northern ireland to the republic of ireland

>>71854938
The possibility to lose your virginity. Is that what triggered your imprisonment for 2 years?

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>>71854946

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>Nietzsche went insane due to tertiary syphilis

reminder that even the king of autists had sex at least once

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hurts to know she'll never be my mummy gf

>>71854982
>Cuckfield
Me and this lad live in the same town. What a coincidence aha

>>71854921
When I went to uni I met the cutest girl I've ever seen and she asked me out and i said no and now we don't talk anymore and every day my suicidal thoughts grow more and more crushing.

Why do old guys always think I'm on the pull?

Do they not understand how shallow and fickle 21st century young women are?

Maybe they see a little of theirselves in me, and at my age they were chasing the skirts.

I'm only bringing this up because old guys say things like "you've combed your hair so nice. Must be gunning for the ladies". When women are the last thing on my mind.

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>>71854322
this was my favourite action man haha

just reminded me of it

>>71854948
pics

>>71855009
business idea: delet this

I NEED Brie Larson

>>71855053
lol

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>Ganon? I'm link

Christ this is boring

https://ia801502.us.archive.org/19/items/amiuy_yandex_Sife/sife.mp4

first few minutes are absolute KINO lads, highly recommend a watch

rest of the vid is good too, best one they've released since 'the procession of light'

anyone else sometimes put your poo back inside your arse just in case you missed out on some nutrients first time round?

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>>71855070
JUST

cannot talk to girls

>>71855114
virus

do not click

never going to tell dad about my depression again cos he just gets worked up and makes dumb suggestions

>>71855061
Oldsters can't even conceive of the dystopian world we inhabit, where cretins with undercuts and beards and ridiculous tattoos are deemed "hot" by the braindead majority of females

>>71855143
>why don't you just get better?

>>71855122
Screaming. Unlucky mate, enjoy the friend zone.

I have May, June, and most of July off before I start work full-time.

Apart from travel, what is there to do? I won't have more than 2 weeks off per year for another decade thereafter.

>>71855075
she has big tits with perky nipples and lieks to finger her fanny

t. in the know

>>71855143
>dumb
foy

>>71855025
Na. A 6/10 KV girl asked me out for two months straight every single time she saw me. I said no every single time because I was a 15 year old KV and thought that if I kissed her poorly, she'd tell everyone that I'd been kissless up to the age of 15, which seemed like a dauntingly high age to be kissless at the time. After two months straight of me turning her down, I found she ended up crying to some other lad about it and ended up shagging him and getting preggers. Her best friend informed me that she was asking me out because she really liked me and wanted me to be her first.

I'm honestly not sure what triggered my self-imprisonment. I was a full blown normie (aside from my incompetence with girls) and one day I just stopped going out, ignored phone calls, sent people away when they came to my door until all of my friends gave up trying to get me out and went about their own lives.

>>71855122
Why are you speaking so formal? Its like you're emailing the government

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>>71855122
>Well enjoy your evening and don't get too drunk!

hissssssss

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>Oldsters can't even conceive of the dystopian world we inhabit, where cretins with undercuts and beards and ridiculous tattoos are deemed "hot" by the braindead majority of females

No, I suppose they should prefer enlightened neckbeards. Jesus christ.

>5 mins in a hot oiled pan
>45ish mins in the oven at 190c

will get you delicious crispy chicken skin. so fucking good.

>>71855122
A girl was telling me about a pair of shorts she bought once that she really liked but might be too small. I jokingly said something like "Well now you've got to show me them" and she took them off, set them on her bed and took a picture of them and I had to pretend that was what I meant all along.

first kiss was a boy haha

>>71855122
You genuinely could've got one there, just needed to persist but not be overbearing

Just something like "Why not? I'm really curious *wink emoji*" would've worked

fucking love drinking alone

>>71855170
>the braindead majority of females find the braindead majority of males attractive for trying to fit in to current culture

Expand your friend circle

first kiss was a girl haha
im gay
she made me go out with her for a year or so

>>71855255
you asked to see her shorts what did you expect? her to start fingering herself and film it for you?

>>71855275
slippery slope desu

>>71855172
it's more along the lines of
>"oh, you don't have any mates at uni and you feel lonely? Just drop out and move back home"
he's obviously just panic-sending whatever pops into his head bless him

>>71855201
>I'm honestly not sure what triggered my self-imprisonment. I was a full blown normie (aside from my incompetence with girls) and one day I just stopped going out, ignored phone calls, sent people away when they came to my door until all of my friends gave up trying to get me out and went about their own lives.
Literally almost me. Almost because I realized what was happening and asked my mates if they wanted to hang out. Hadn't seen them for probably 6 months before I contacted them and reckon if I hadn't done that, I would never have seen them again and burnt all my bridges

>>71855275
me2 x

>>71855255
> ask to see shorts
> get shown shorts

>>71855274
I can never judge situations like that

Jut got to get lucky one time I guess

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au bon pain seems like the comiest place in the world to me.

like a chilled greggs

>>71854066
Alstublieft!! Vertel me je geheim. Waarom ben jij altijd als eerste??

>>71855122
Yeah you nearly had it, she wouldn't have mentioned the boobs unless she wasn't teasing you (unless you're completely asexual/gay). Just gotta tease her back a bit, keep it light, you shut things down way too quickly

realisitcally where do i find girls to fucc for porn vids?

no condom ofc

I have had a lot more success with girls ever since I started talking to them like guys, except with more smiley faces

>>71855346
snel op submit drukken

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Wish I were a pretty maid

>>71855293
>>71855329
Yes I'm aware of what happened lads, thanks. I was clearly phishing for a shot of how short they were on her.

>>71855346
Schnell! Schnell! Kartoffelkopf

ribbit

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>>71854740

>>71855364
Ja maar dat kunnen andere toch ook?? Waarom ben jij dan altijd als eerste??

>>71855377
phish this

*shoves willy into your mouth*

Mum got an email from BT saying to stop downloading films, music etc illegally.

>>71855345
*small font imitating handwriting to give the impression of sophistication*
*big gormless sans serif font with no caps to denote friendliness*
ahh yes... graphique design

>>71855318
>reckon if I hadn't done that, I would never have seen them again and burnt all my bridges
You reckon right. About half of the people I used to run about with don't even acknowledge me on the street anymore if we pass each other, even if I acknowledge them.

>he wears a watch

wanker

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>>71855275
>me too

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me getting off the bus x

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>Well enjoy your evening and don't get too drunk!

>he can't tell the time

kanker

>>71855426
shame on your mum doing that

>>71855377
phis this you fucking normie

*unzips dick*

>>71855429
>ahh yes... graphique design

Umm I think you meant to say le designée grafik

>>71855426
just download kodi and stream films through exodus

>>71855426
Did it come with a list of torrents?

Ah yes Friday night, time to go on the 'chon!

>>71855426
>British Telecucks

Not even once senpai. Virgin Media don't give a flying fuck.

>>71854163
U w0t!!??

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Unironically don't know how to tell the time on an analogue clock

>>71855429
do they all attend the same course or something because no matter what country you visit you can find the same thing exactly like this

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me in about 4 hours time

tax avoision just sounds like a silly version of tax evasion

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I'm physically incapable of talking to women lads

>>71855470
I told you not to reply to me again two months ago

>>71855397
sneller zijn dan de andere

>>71855426
https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/

This is the cheapest VPN with a history of reliability. Not sure of anti-piracy laws in the UK but I imagine they're harsher than here.

>>71855509
A product of negative reinforcement or autism?

>>71855509
I'm exceptionally good at talking to women but only if they talk to me first. It's very strange. I think I'm always too concerned that I'm wasting someone's time.

>>71855289
faggot

>>71855505
It's a portmanteau of tax avoidance and evasion because it denotes the gray area between legal tax planning and tax fraud

>>71855445
what a mucky pup, got her froob all down her

>>71855554
>faggot
FOY

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>>71855517
REEEEEEEE!! MAAR DAT KAN TOCH NIET ALTIJD???

18-21 >>>> 16-18

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DIMA

>>71855554
>replying to my 8 minute post
absolute STATE of you

>>71855426
did it say what you had been downloading?

>it's a "dad gets drunk and exclaims how great young people have it these days since they don't get beaten by the teachers at school" episode

>>71854044
haven't had nic all day and I only just started getting cold sweats

another seat for the sinners

>>71855549
poor conversation initiation and small talk skills, low confidence and fear of rejection.

>>71855494
https://torrentfreak.com/uk-piracy-warnings-coming-month-heres-works-170111/
Yeah yeah sure

>>71855579
ik ben er ook lang niet altijd

>>71855585
22-25 prime fanny desu

Bashar Al Assad is the greatest leader of the last 70 years. Not even joking.

>>71855061
>tfw if you shagged a girl 70 years ago her biggest wish would be that you marry her and give her more seed
>now if you shag a chick she'll call you an uber so you dont have to have breakfast together

>>71855501
probably can't expect every design company you hire to come up with a whole new gimmick for you

the person who came up with it in the first place was probably a bit clever

at least it's better than the ultrathin san serif gimmick we had a decade ago

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What the fuck is all of this shit?

Am I supposed to wear this?

>>71855603
Maar als je er wel bent dan ben je altijd als eerste dat is gewoon onlogisch...

>it's a "trying to hint to my son that his teachers should have hit him and he's not fucking getting it" episode

WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER THEY'VE HAD A SHET?

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British Ireland Soon

>>71855643
waarom? zo moeilijk is het toch niet?

>>71855655
SHERLOID

20-21 > 22-23 > 19 > 24-25 > 18

>>71855659
Jawel want er zijn heel veel andere schijt palers.

>>71855633
if youre hot you can wear a pillowcase and women will want to fuck you

>>71855655
DESGUSTENG

Did a sort of "blind meeting up" with some girls earlier in the year and two of them asked me to come back to their flat to "play cards".

One of my mates started getting all pissy because he was trying to pull one of the girls who asked me back to their place, so I ended up not going just to shut him up.

Wee cunt cost me a threesome. Might do his ruddy shitter in just to show him how angry I am.

>>71855674
>20-21
spent these years exclusive posting on 4chan lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

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There's this girl in my history & philosophy classes upper sixth. I think about her all the time, but I've never seen her even glance at me. Knowing it isn't reciprocal makes me want to fucking neck myself.

>>71855486
>>71855593
Just says 'click here to see what has been shared' but just takes you to a ''Get It Right from a Genuine Site' page with no information on it.

Said it was done last night though.

addressing some leftover poo from the morning la, just as I wind up another day in the office

>>71855696
*doesn't even say anything, just wanders off to talk to someone else*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4N93jLVPIA&feature=youtu.be

Bush is a good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zeGv0P5A-w

me in the landy

Cara

>>71855703
yeh unrequited affection hurts

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Wtf lads
Had this account since 2009, only really used it in to stalk some old high school qts for the last 4 years. Never contacted anyone or posted anything

>>71855720
*does your ruddy shitter in*

>>71855674
27-32 >18-23 ............ >23-26 ............................................ >33-45

we're talking about footballer careers right ?

>>71855729
Cagers are fucking retards who hate each other

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hehe

>>71855749
They probably think it's dormant then

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The much beloved gee eff

>>71855729
woiii at least you died to some bangers

Try to be the first Cara poster

>>71855729
he's listening to some pretty decent /bleep/ there too, poor lad. Hope he's alright

>>71855046
Most disgusting fanny I've ever seen in me whole bloomin' life.

Need some new trainers lads, what should I get?

>>71855749
I think they delete dead accounts these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSbIZRirO2g

>>71855788
You can Fock off by now m8

Income tax is theft

NEED a yuppie gf.

>>71855788
Yeezys

>>71855786
Never seen Hope Solo's minge?

>>71855724
Invaded foreign countries using known false intelligence *laughs*
Ahhh gotta love ol' Bushie haha, Blair too
>>71855772
Hmm... I still logged reasonably regularly though, maybe once every few weeks and I occasionally sent some messages with mummykins

>>71855786
>That
>Disgusting
Brace yourself la

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post rare lycamobiles lads

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me on the right

>>71855655
>being such a fuck-up you have to live with and share a fucking toilet with other people

*has fatal seizure*

How can toothpaste lad be the first shit poster?? That can't be a coincidence he must use some sort of hack or something.

>>71855853
but where u going la?

>>71855887
HUMPOLEC

Can't you read?

>>71855853
private cars should be banned and replaced with a greatly expanded bus service

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the eff to the gee and then reversed

>>71855827
Those look like Nike launched a range of slippers.

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myself on the left

>>71855905
t'was more of an existential question la

>>71855908
Fuck off cunt I'd rather be lined up against a wall and shot than share a metal box with the scum of society every morning

You win, Australia. Tim Tams > Penguins (self.australia)
ah yes

Cars should be abolished and people should go back to riding horses.

Prove me wrong.

>>71855920
She's autistic.

>>71855920
wouldn't go near this horse faced bitch with my uu eye el el why

>>71855908
buswanker

replace them with trams and trains

>>71855966
Who is she?

>>71855965
We should cycle everywhere.

I wish I was a brit.

>>71855962
had an australian penpal send me timtams once

last communication I had from her was a snapchat video of her driving through the bush in the dark at high speed, preceeded by lots of weed smoking snaps

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>>71855959
>>71855975
t. murderers

>>71855980
I dunno. But she doesn't look happy at all.

Anyone got that webm of that automated self-cleaning toilet that someone has shat on and then it smears the poo perfectly around the toilet seat?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mLG9Rq0FcS

>>71855989
>I'm gay
Weird of you to come out to us like that lad.

>>71856033
would like to add to this request

>>71856039
Came out a while ago desu, I'll shag fanny and arsehole, don't care.

love is hard to find
but its friday night

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>>71856033

>>71856067
>benders
Disgusting

>>71856017
trams and trains use electricity rather than petrol, fuck off idiot

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chaps...

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hmm

>>71856107
>>71856107
>>71856107
>>71856107
>>71856107

>scum of society
buses are alright as long as it's an express coach

try to avoid the double deckers that go round all the council houses

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>>71856086
cheers lad

>>71856099
Only cute boys though.

how did we not even invent the bicycle before mounting horses?

its not like just any idiot can learn to ride a horse. those things are huge and dangerous to get up on

>pictures what every famous war throughout history would have looked like had they been fought by a bunch of guys on bicycles

lol

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>>71856111
hmmmm

>>71856189

you don't know saved by the bell?

Women are a jewish invention to turn away men from pure homolove.

>>71856153
The chain was hard to invent

what do you do when you are losing an argument but you know you are right?