UDU-UFF-UDA edition
cara
>>71851854
i don't feel good about leaving electronics on for long time periods unattended.
>>71852064
mice wear clothes because
source: I saw it in a drawing
>>71852107
I do it all the time, got a shit connection as well. No problems.
>>71852117
ok then
boys brigade > scouts
>>71852005
it is pretty well documented if you had the brain to google it. see a pdf of "on the origin of optics" (2009) now I'd like for you to prove that a boogeyman in the sky created them
baking an apple pie from scratch
Comin to kill u poofters
>>71852107
computers are designed for that retard. uses more resources to start up and shut down often.
>>71852107
'tism
i suppose you unplug your router too grandpa
Gonna hack this nerds electronics when he goes to sleep
>>71852155
>>71852107
used to leave mine on weeks on end before ssd's
i turn my fridge off overnight.
>>71852155
nice glasses
>>71852179
I do this, the light distracts me when I'm trying to slumber
i turn my water supply off overnight
>>71852152
me on the right
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
don't leave my toothbrush charging overnight because I'm scared it will explode
looking back in anger
business idea: bring back the wife's son meme
take out my car battery every night. cant be too careful lads.
>>71852224
don't
still constipated
intentionally cause a 5 mile radius power cut every night just in case
I turn my oxygen supply off overnight
the pengest development
listening to coldplay
called the wife's son a nigger in greggs
Have a bloke come around every evening to turn off the electricity supply to my flat just to be on the safe side.
turn off my brain every night
yer da sticks his hand out for the train
feel bad about leaving my sleep apnoea machine on overnight lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39142260
>Are food bloggers fuelling racist stereotypes?
"Food media is predominantly generated by white people for white people, so when the subject veers toward anything outside of the Western canon, it's not uncommon to see things generalised, exotified, or misrepresented. "
Filipino-American Celeste Noche, who is a food and travel photographer, shared her thoughts on the "exotified" depiction of certain recipes within the blogging and gourmet community on the podcast The Racist Sandwich.
"I think microaggressions in social media are reflective of food media as a whole in that appropriation," Noche tells BBC Trending, "These microaggressions can be as simple as a lack of research."
>>71852266
Pretty good to be honest. Not sure if pengest means good or bad now.
turn the fucking machine on overninight x
>>71852315
ahh yes, the so-called BBC
is there anything worse than the scottish?
turn my nans life support machine off overnight to save electric
>>71852322
post webm x
>>71852352
Accidentally leaving a lamp on overnight, feel terrible the next morning
>Youtube TV
I watch youtube on my TV as it is. more accurately, my TV is literally my PC monitor
why would I 'sign up' to watch youtube on my TV when thats exactly what I do anyway?
leave my bike unlocked to stop racism
>>71852352
the english
>>71852194
Thanks m8
anti-whites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUDuPuqWrSo
>>71852368
gives me a right headache
>>71852352
literally just north english . hasn't been an ethically distance scot since centuries ago
everything happens for a reason
Put more protons in my atoms overnight lads.
>>71852315
>cultural appropriation
jesus christ this phrase needs to fucking die
>>71852369
Cable companies are trying to use their fading influence and cash reserved to force their way into the internet entertainment market since cable is utterly dead.
they're going to turn the internet into a subscription bundle based system and jew everyone.
bunch of literal parasites.
>>71852369
wrong. computer monitors lack a tuner and loudspeaker, and therefore are not televisions
>>71852107
Poofter.
I pour my milk onto my corflakes and make a cup of tea before I go to bed to save time when I wake up
Sinn Fein: 18 seats
DUP: 10 seats
>>71852406
>ethically distance
hmm
yes
indeed
>>71852444
dude... we need socialism lol
too aspie to ever have sex
today at work a woman came over to my desk and spoke to me and her leg was pressed into my arm, and it freaked me out
having the 3rd full pint of milk of the day
>>71852475
>tfw a cat can get a gf and I can't
>>71852155
Just did a remember of the time I took a selfie of myself in a balaclava for a girl I liked.
Fuck me I used to be a right mong.
>>71852315
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, YOU NONCES
https://youtu.be/jtqCINuWPE8
>this song came out 4 years ago
turn off 4chan before I go to sleep
sorry if that inconveniences any of you lads
Really wish Hitler won, then I'd have a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPyi7yGjSo
>>71852497
did you at least tell her to stop touching you?
non-medicinal ways to clear up constipation?
>>71852504
them bones them bones need Calcium
my family was been dirt poor and only got better off with post war welfare reforms.
have a hard time imagining what the so called middle class looked like before widespread consumerism. like people who managed to be teachers and office professionals when the rest of them were doing hard labour
*sniff*
>a girl will never make your willy wet
new varg ripping into norway's educationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpLpE9jESNA
>>a girl will never make your willy wet
>>71852563
Put your finger in your butt and wiggle it around
stop the earth spinning overnight
dinner in 10 then bed
>>71852497
A girl sat opposite me for lunch once and tangled her legs with mine and joked that everyone would look over and wonder what the hell we were doing and that we must be one hell of a weird couple.
I've never actively fought against sweating before, but I had to in that situation.
absolutely despise spotify ads ngl
>>71852490
no we just need to stop propping up these cancerous monopolies
they wouldn't exist without government influence.
a state monopoly is not much better
>>71852475
>anphropomorphising cats.
Ah yes, so-called white people.
>>71852563
prune juice
tshirt sleeve too tight cut into arm
>>71852640
Rasheed
>>71852315
this decade was a mistake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2010s
cats are pests
>>71852595
She'd enjoy the races I bet.
gf said i'm only allowed to cum with a buttplug in from now on, she said it is part of my conditioning.
I love her much!
>>71852635
dude let's accept it... capitalism has failed lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKJkKnaImic
>Wednesday
do you pronounce its 'Wens-day' or 'Weddins-day'?
personally, the latter
About to report this pavement hole to my city council.
Who /verygoodboy/ here?
>>71852563
Friss mal viele Bohnen
>>71852707
odin's day
>>71852674
how in the fuck are they pests
they are pest control and self-domesticating, the reason why cats are so popular
>>71852577
why does he hate the cafeteria so much lol
>>71852725
grass
>>71852725
do you live in the Poorth?
don't expect to see this sort of infrastructure decay here in London
>>71852707
st swithins day
>severe lack of (You)'s
>90 seats in the Northern Irish assembly for under 2 million people
what is the fucking point of having that many
>>71852725
why did they put a stank cover that is just wires . we don't use these
just giving up for lent
leafs are pests
>>71852725
They'll just put a bunch of traffic cones around it.
>>71852671
>Black Girl Magic
>Woke
christ I hate those two
I thought "misogynoir" was older than that though
@71852774
Here you are
You need 4chan Gold© to see the (You)
third day of lent, still no alcohol
first night out without alcohol in a while tonight
You lads think there's a god?
I hope so
Identity politics? nah not a fan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_racism
so this basically predicted the rise of /pol/ and the alt-right a decade in advance
>>71852834
we are the universe understanding itself
that should be more interesting than god
>>71852834
nah
>>71852148
true
>>71852852
Or maybe it's just exaggeration and controversy as a means of free speech activism.
me in the middle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzP5qr-ZxHY
why do londoners all bandwagon man utd when they have about 15 local league teams?
>>71852847
all politics is identity politics
problem is whites have been cucked out of thinking of themselves as a collective unit
On that Couch to 5k tip lads
>>71852852
there is nothing ironic about /pol/ or the alt right. They just espouse it in a mostly retarded sense so no one takes it too seriously until its too late
>we are the universe understanding itself
>that should be more interesting than god
primates are too violent for intelligence they should have made sheep intelligent or something
>>71852914
hello nigger
my third eye opened yesterday and i saw some really interesting stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RVJyNpfDk
>>71852914
Pretty sure 99% of yuteman bandwagon Arsenal or Chelsea.
what does varg actually do aside from writing books and making meme youtube videos
>>71852916
whites were never a collective unit
>>71852834
yes. me haha
>>71852834
Yes. You don't get something from 'nothing'. It must be created.
convinced glasgow is a slav exclave
>>71852965
Scams French welfare
>>71852970
that's exactly what they want you to think
>>71852932
not many intelligent herbivores about. the
>>71852979
what if there is no "nothing" and the "something" has always been there?
>>71852834
we created the universe by observing it
Guess not
If I ever have the misfortune of hearing a Scottish accent nearby I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from walking over there and stabbing him in the jugular
>>71852914
why does a hard grime artist from the streets care so much about being number 1 in the white mans chart?
@79 I sincerely hope you are ironic in using this retarded argument.
Some things may be unknowable. Doesn't mean you have to understand them nor any other human.
woke up at 7 and immediately began working on an assignment
finished that one at 12 and started working on the other
just finished that one
not a fan of the "uni" meme
I pay my council tax so they better fucking fix this pavement.
Just got stabbed in the jugular by a southern poof
>>71852979
there's no such thing as nothing
>>71852965
raise a family of 7
>a BBC mockumentary starring a blonde haired lad from the west country with a gaunt face and bowl cut
ah yes very original idea BBC Three
My degenerate brother is really starting to piss me off.
>no job
>says he was made redundant along with some others
>found out he was sacked for not pulling his weight
>only ever wants to smoke weed and play video games
>spends all his money on weed
>says he's depressed because he has no mates and doesn't leave house
>start taking him out
>visiting him
>spending lots of my own money on him
>try to help him find work
>shoves it all back in my face
This cunt is gonna get a slap. I'm sick of this selfish bastard.
>>71853075
Couldn't get a foot through the metal
wish i was better at starting conversations with people
>>71852979
ah well that settles it then lads, you heard the man
you can't get something from nothing, so someone created something from nothing
makes EXTREME sense
it's settled
>I pay my council tax so they better fucking fix this pavement.
Make America Mexico Again
>>71852545
>le ugly deep voiced ginger man
fuck off
will be taking a load of temezepam and watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEmh7edAbxk
>>71853008
What if Adolf Hitler was a prophet sent from heaven to warn us about the Jews; a man who died for our sins?
>>71853101
youre young, dumb and full of cum
>>71853125
>the german clintonite is willing to get fucked in the arse by the government through taxes for no fucking return
COLOUR ME SHOCKED
>>71853106
Definitely not an adult's foot but they can find that out on the day when they show up to fix it. Better they think it's more dangerous so they fix it faster.
>>71853101
fucks sake lad he just doesn't want to succeed
lads
>>71853134
lmao imagine not being white
how embarrassing
>>71853101
I have two unemployed brothers who play video games all day. One is an aspie like me and has no friends, the other is very social. Both are too lazy to work. My parents are too weak to enforce any discipline. Horribly depressing situation, I can definitely see one of them living with my parents until they're dead and the other scrounging his entire life.
>>71853134
lol xD
donnie poo fart john is FUCKED
>>71853125
diabolical post
not related to the field of deanology in any way, shape or form
>>71853174
FUCK. Thanks for reminding me, my car tax is due today.
did a hugely huge poo
>>71852577
sounds like he's talking a load of bollocks in this vid
Don't know why I always thought Nicola from Girls Aloud could be obtainable just because she was the shy one.
Weird that
lmao imagine being white
how embarrassing
>>71853134
why do mexicans never say this about central america
>>71852932
never realized how docile sheep actually are until my brother moved to a place in a rural village and we'd go for runs behind his house and there were loads of sheep just randomly wandering about there and they'd just run out of your way as soon as they saw you coming
couldn't understand why they hadn't even the faintest inkling of territoriality like you see with horses or cows, who at least make charging motions when you get too close
>>71853125
>thinking reporting a pothole is deano culture
grim when JFs try to weigh in on deanology
deep stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGK84Poeynk
>>71853210
rotund behemoth
>>71853220
>realized
fuck off yank
>>71853210
was it bigly?
>>71853116
>somebody created something from nothing.
Not what I implied.
>>71853157
always do a quick check of my wee, poo and cum in case there's any blood in it
anyone else?
>>71853217
manufactured pop is as close to prostitution as the law allows
Can you tell from the look in our eyes? We're going nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRATeUEBWJQ
an actually good video from Varg
the dinner i made was absolutely banging. already thought of a few things to make it even better but it was a solid 8/10 meal. cheap and pretty healthy too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XUpXzraSbf
>>71853236
indubitably
>>71853249
it was a bad hombre
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XUpXzraSbf
>>71853174
good. reckless cunt. enjoy that huge insurance premium ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0mRLcGbU8
gave me fuzzy feelings lads
>>71853254
I think that would be ASMR mate
>>71853231
> Carl Sagan
> Neil DeGrassytitan
> Bill Nye
never watched anything by these people and have no idea what they're actually like but alarm bells screaming REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT go off whenever I hear their names.
>>71853253
No because I'm not a 70 year old man.
just pushed out one of the biggest presidents i've ever seen
any of you lads millionaires?
>>71853220
sheep do charge when backed into a corner
also when their offspring are threatened
t. had one try and headbutt me through a fence
>>71853241
oh fuck off you pedantic cunt
>>71853305
yeah giz a fiver tho don't have me wallet on me
>Sinn Fein about to win the election
>>71853250
what did you imply then
if there was nothing, and then was something, even if someone created it then you're still getting something from nothing
>>71853088
doesn't sound very cheap or doable with just a small YouTube channel
does he grow his own food?
are viruses even a thing anymore
>>71853319
how about YOU fuck off you yank cuntwipe
never reply to me again without written permission from your parents
>alri la
what do?
>>71853328
good for you
>>71853099
>McKenzie Crook will never not be typecast
>>71853305
everyone in /brit/ is a 6'4 millionaire built like a brick shithouse and has a qt gf.
>>71853349
Cryptolocker
just went for a chinkys with the gf
>>71853369
grab her ankles and flip her over
got about 30 willies saved from different /brit/ lads over the past couple of years
>>71853332
yeah. also he invests and still gets money from books, albums, etc. and uses french welfare.
>>71853407
shows us phimo's, need a howl
just did a poo in my pants
*smiles warmly*
>>71853407
which is your favourite?
>>71853407
I'm the black one
>>71853407
why dont you post them
or just make an imgur album
lot faster
>>71853422
*shoos you out of the thread by banging a broom on the floor in front of you*
*you scuttle away*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPSmchJljmo
why do yanks love to destroy other countries?
they tried so hard to get rid of bashar
>>71853369
*absconds from this bodily realm*
*assumes my astral form*
*assails the vast seas of stars*
*alri*
>>71853407
post phimo's
>>71853328
can you finally take NI back? thanks
He literally looks like a black wojak
Post obscure ASMRfu's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IhRbDVpIc
>>71853305
I may have a pound or two to my name
>>71853389
Subject FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Honesty is the best policy!
Dear David,
I know you are applying for jobs at the moment and thought this would give you a big chuckle!
very lonely since nanna passed away.
Love,
Grandad
its 2017 and religion still exists
>>71853507
fucked it mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMD2TwRvuoU
ch-choon, lads...
>>71853513
correct
>>71853462
(((neocons))) and oil
>>71853507
>>71853507
>>71853495
We will but you must pay 70 billion in severance fees
Looks like a good use of all that money you will save from leaving the EU eh?
>>71853464
what kind of transcendal state is "alri"?
its ok lads I fixed it
>>71853513
you fucking racist prick
Islam is a Religion of Peace
it is the one true religion
>>71853424
lad in trackie bottoms with his big willy out in front of a dirty keyboard, was quite famous on /brit/ last year
>>71853541
haha look at her face
>>71853511
https://twitter.com/Adacampbell/status/837678975065321473
Ah yes
>>71853567
>fixed
>>71853220
Got chased by a big group of sheep in derbyshire
>>71853541
FACT: I'm the first person to ever have introduced this image to 4chan
>>71853576
kek that's mine
glad you like it
>>71853592
prove it.
>>71853563
3.14159265359 layers of irony
I miss Stephen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow1nHW4j_8o
>>71853605
i've wanked over it desu
Driver's license?
no thanks, only road I'm interested in cruising down is the internet superhighway!
>>71853297
Carl Sagan was great but the other two are wankers
>>71853567
Just realised that the Canterbury logo is a Kiwi in sillouhette
>>71853634
bit gay
>>71853297
Sagan was based as fuck, but unlike the other two he died long before his cringey as fuck reddit fanbase were around to corrupt and paraphrase the ever living fuck out of his work
a big dildo in thatchers dead arse
>>71853597
Pretty sure it was me back when I was the preeminent poster on /b/
Check the archives
>>71853643
fuuuck...
listening to Maroon 5
>>71853597
cheers mate
lads, I vote to thee my country desu
remember boys: flies spread disease. so keep yours closed.
>>71853643
it's supposed to be pacman mate
>>71853661
These were men wae a trade
>>71853513
start your own religion
>>71853669
ENTIRELY untrue you crypto yank
i introduced it to either /r9k/ or /fit/ back in the day
>Sagan was based as fuck
>>71853661
>le funny accent man
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CONTROL HERE
whats the most pints you lads have ever had at once?
>>71852051
/balk/ is the only general where I feel everyone genuinely hates everyone else in the general. I mean, they really hate eachother, IRL.
I feel like if we put /balk/ in a room, at least half of them would end up dead.
>>71853462
i admire this man very much
How could anyone possibly be against ethno-states?
>>71853746
/balt/ is the same
>Irish politics
dont care, sorry
saw a Verizon manhole in London
>>71853741
at once? one
>>71853757
gay
>>71853741
i dunno, 12ish prolly
>>71853687
>Government literally giz ye a jab 'cause you're that useless
>>71853741
one
>>71853586
I'm 5'11" and women are visibly repulsed when they see me
redpill me on sienn fein
are they the good guys or the terrorists?
>>71853737
>half the seats counted
Don't get ahead of yourself
>>71853748
>whom'st
me about to tuck into my lunch earlier
>>71853808
freedom fighters
>>71853766
hey ethiopialad
do you have the webm of the muslim women in burkas eating spaghetti?
>>71853737
Irish Unification when?
>>71853741
about 8 i think
>>71853808
lad...
>>71853808
Good terrorists
Just blew your fucking mind eh?
>>71853741
12
i'll never be a pintman
>>71853829
No lmao but now Im interested
>>71853808
left wing nationalists like SNP
might try that amazon prime now thing, cant be tossed walking to the shop it's pretty far
>>71853836
howling at that image
>>71853757
ALLAH, SURIYA, BASHAR W BASS
can you tell the difference between the location of the shaft and the head when a willy is inserted up your bum or does it just feel the same all the way up?
>>71853854
it was the highlight of my day when i saw it
>>71853836
yonking
hate you all 2bh
>>71853825
christ that's a meaty one
he'll do well on the farm
started having take away like 3 nights a week.
probs gona get teh Big C
>>71853931
>probs gona get teh Big C
Chinese?
>>71853908
*is visibly upset*
>>71853931
just be yourself lad, as long as you don't turn into a lazy fat cunt
lads
what constitutes a deano prime?
i think my brother might be one
as if i was going to spend £700 on a hamilton watch
>>71852163
>>71852189
i just hear the fan going and think how i don't clean the tower and just think poor guy is gonna conk out any minute
embarrassed for this Yank who is obsessed with 'le ebin pintman' just because he simply cannot fathom having more than 2 pitchers of Coors Light in a day
>>71853949
Coronary failure.
>>71853878
ive never seen ramsey things so cant enjoy the tv threads
Ireland is about to be led by a literal terrorist that murdered people
>>71853908
>>71853855
this
thinking of doing a wank lads
ah yes
>>71853997
don't get the "pan nice and hot" bit
>>71853891
don't remember.
it's a pretty intense experience.
Just dropped my phone on my dog
Lena dunham gets a bad rap
if anything she is underrated 2bh
>>71853808
Nationalists playing pretend as SJWs to garner votes from young voters to hopefully oust Unionists and unite Ireland, where they would immediately become irrelevant.
They're like UKIP but if UKIP acted like faggots to get votes.
>>71853998
northern ireland
reckon I have poor facial hair because I used to have insane acne
>>71853997
> ive never seen ramsey things
A' YOUS A BLOOODY FOOKN MONKEY O' SUMTIN, MATE?
>>71853741
5
any more and i'm sick
>>71854099
you couldn't be further from the accent
>>71853973
>replying to a 1 hour+ old post
kys
>>71852060
Kan je alsjeblieft je geheim verklappen?? Waarom ben jij altijd als eerste??