/brit/

want a bf

Nick Adams new book, Green Card Warrior, is a must read. The merit-based system is the way to go. Canada, Australia!

mates coming round mine before the pub which means i will have to close /brit/
reeeee

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susan

NEED A BIG BATTY GYAL PON MI COCKY RN

>>71849930
WTF?

*blocks you*

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putin and bush were good mates

obamastein ruined everything

>>71849990
>merit based
more like cash or connections based

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literally me

few benzos in the gullet and im ready to hit the nite

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enjoy alien covenant anon! careful, the bucket's hot!

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the bf

>>71850003
more ja[anese lewds

>>71849951
same. Jimmy Carter seems alright too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

>>71850033
shut up you're not going out tonight
we all know you don't have friends

lack of good gimmicks in /brit/ nowadays

>>71850037
that fookin cgi bit where it headbutts the glass

dear oh dear

dont know what benzos are

>>71850071
New gimmick: end every post with "bazinga"

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*blocks your path*

https://twitter.com/desi_bitch/status/823188658106859520

Why are people like this allowed to be free?

I wonder how many times a girl has masturbated while thinking about me or (dare I say it) looking at a picture of me. Would NOT be surprised if the answer was zero desu.

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i will drive you off a cliff sunshine

>>71850091
*laughs at you*

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837722869106880517

hahaha

>>71850007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yHmiixs3qI

>when you completely fuck up in the third year
*laughing face* *perfect hand*

I should have started my assignments weeks ago tbhj

>>71850135
j?

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>>71850047

>>71850095
she's harmless

>>71850115
why do people think closer ties to Russia is a bad thing?

I don't suppose the warmongers calling for anti-Putin policies have berg, stein or witz in their names?

>>71850095
Judaism

>>71850084
nice one BAZINGA!

not optimistic about my ability to get another job. might just live off my savings and go back to uni

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Daily reminder that Nadine Coyle is best Girls Aloud.

>>71850091
Quality.

>>71850095
can you refute her?

got my bitcoins lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

>>71850173
thats not lewd you italian MUG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc

classic

>>71850212
unironically calling the police

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>>71850227

>>71850188
the globe has 3 main players; USA, Russia and China. None of them is going to side with each other unless the very worst of circumstances force it. Each actively seeks to marginalise and reduce the powers of the others.

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>>71850030

>>71850183
She's a deranged lunatic that dreams about mass murder.

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American here, I like British silver hallmarks. Please post yours, the older the better. Also I can help decipher them if you need help.

>>71850254
why??

Lads the police are knocking at my fucking door what do i do?

>>71850261
much better

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw

>>71850207
you're just mad white people conquered whatever shithole you crawled out from :^)
>>71850266
the world is not 1984

>>71850277
what are those?
>>71850282
if she's so happy why did she kill herslef

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>go to job interview
>we value diversity here if you haven't guessed so we can better represent our customers
>5 white guys & 20 literal africans
>no arabs no asians or hispanics
>in a city with majority asians / whites
>tfw you get memed at an interview

i wonder at what time period humans began realising they were better than everyone else

>>71850293
because you are going to buy something illegal with that money

>>71850301
offer to suck them off

>>71850301
Get naked and open the door

>>71850309
Are Riley

>>71850277
>E
>c
Makes sense to me

>>71850317
he's right

why do you think russia or china wants to be friends with the US?

>>71850318
The hallmarks on British sterling silver pieces.
A is the maker
B is the city it was made in
C is the date letter which shows what year is was made
D is the guarantee it is sterling silver
E was an optional mark for a while.

>>71850317
got a British passport mate, your home is my home

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the mum

where were you when fluffy cat purred?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G942kzM1_gw

>>71850335
no i brought a lot of moneys worth as an investment.

bitcoins could get approved for the ETF in the 11th and if they do, the price is going to rocket up.

>>71850375
is it on a twenty pence?

>>71850317
>the world is not 1984
not that much has changed between them in that time, and i stand by what I said. They all play the game against each other. Siding with Russia is not going to happen for the yanks, they have too much baggage between them still.

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>>71850305

>>71850387
she has no voice :(

>>71850399
how are you going to convert it back to real money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkBFhV3-tXo

>>71850409
VERY nice

>>71850387
He's a bird. x

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>>71850405
Nah just on stuff like spoons and bowls, medals, jewelry, etc

>>71850408

it's not history that prevents them them from allying but future

>>71850436
cats are the runtiest pet one can own

>>>/r9k/35260201

genuinely can't believe any white people like living in london

why do you want to live around people that are jealous of you, hate you, and want you dead?

>>71850453
haha i'm a tube

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>>71850424
by selling them on the market mate

>>71850409
now post her nudes you dumb twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D_8CCyx2E8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcB0nUHpaJA

fast

@61 oh will you fuck off

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>cats are the runtiest pet one can own

>>71850371
The US is the only superpower. Russia is not a main player, and China doesn't have the military or economic base to project force outside of East Asia.
>>71850378
A passport is meaningless. Blood and folk is what counts.
>>71850408
It certainly won't happen while a hostile elite rules the US.

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Hi Anon, why don't you stop shitposting on eye enn tee and come for a drink with us fun teenage girls. It's 2002!

reminder that if you're poor it's because you lack agency

>>71850490
highly illegal activity

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>>71850437

>>71850464
did you notice the cutting scars on her thigh?

>>71850408
he means the book mate

>>71850282
who dat

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>>71850523
>you will never experience and fully appreciate the early to mid 90s

fuck being born in 1997. i wish i was born ten years earlier

>>71850532
bitcoins are completely legal mate.

STOP trying to bait me reeee

Who /PostWankDepression/ here?

>>71850520
>The US is the only superpower.
fail to see why this means they will ally

It explains why they are not *openly* a hostile only

>>71850566
*early to mid 2000s

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big houseparty tomorrow lads

>>71850033
>few benzos in the gullet and im ready to hit the couch and watch animoos
FTFY

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>1997 was 20 years ago

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>>71850566
>you will never listen to 90s pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwMZCXvTyk

Who /PostDepressionWank/ here?

>>71850461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY

all alone in the city

>>71850523
Why do people say Cheryl is the hottest one?

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waiting for a call from my mates ANY moment now inviting me for a night out haha

any moment now

>>71850628
appauling

>>71850523
1 3 4 2 5

Who /WanksInThePost/ Here?

>>71850645
FONT

>>71850566
>1997
runt, fuck off
>>71850584
I didn't say it means they will ally. I'm just saying it could be a good thing.

>>71850573
each and every time

>>71850645
me too except i've been waiting for 20 years hahaha

>>71850608
naught

wanna game of chess?

who /bogposting/ here?

why are cats always so friendly to robin seplut?

if i tried approaching and stroking a random moggie it would scratch the shit out of me

>>71850685
*naughty

>>71850667
it would be a good thing if fusion power was efficient as well. Doesn't mean it will happen

cats are true egotists

>>71850688
no because I'm not a spotty virgin.

4:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUKK7SyY64

>>71850685
yeh alri

black, british and proud

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKA7-EVAa2w

>>71850619
slow down there, Pythagoras

>>71850523
>>71850654
3, 2, 4, 5, 1

>>71850705
Battery powered razors are a meme mate

>>71850685
>>71850726
ah
the nerds of the thread

Sad!

>>71850727
>black
>british
contradicting yourself there son

>>71850747
>emma stone that low

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.
The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.
End Canada hate now or we WILL leave.

What does it mean if a girl takes about 24 hours to reply to texts even though you get along well and her texts in response are always long and appearing to be interested?

*calls the yank for a night out*

got a bit horny and ended up with a cucumber up my arse

would like to enjoy the cat videos but the ksksksksk is driving me crazy

>>71850726
https://lichess.org/aX5Yhg69

got called a 'Real OG' in the confessional box today

>>71850780
He's not.
Fuck all wrong.

>>71850801
delete this post mate

willies are a lot better than fingers for bums x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpioTQh8d88

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>>71850737
>495 BCE was 2511 years ago

>>71850780
"British" is meaningless

there are the ethnic English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish peoples of these isles

the rest are invaders

>>71850794
She has trouble typing

>>71850823
Did the Marys hail you?
See what I did there because you know stuff

Fallen in love with a Romanian girl at work who I've never talked to :S

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>Lads want me on a night out
>It's cold and raining
>I'll have to stand in some sweaty club drinking overpriced beer and thinking about my crushing loneliness

Maybe a bus will run me over on the way there.

>>71850726
https://en.lichess.org/5mmim0IZ

wonder if people 2000 years from now are going to read these posts in an archive

explosion in central london lads

body just did an involuntary reaction

weird

>>71850900
>Lads want me on a night out
>crushing loneliness

Sue anon, whatever you say

>>71850756
not sure what this is in reference to

>>71850781
Which one's that? The ginger scouse?

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*slams my 20lb laptop on the table and gets to work*

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how can white men even compete?

frenchlad are you around

is there anything more cringey than non-white men that bash white people constantly then proceed to only date white women?

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tfw the only Finns who've collaborated with Stormzy are Somalis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3MzLRKRik

>>71850727
>>71850780
A honest, hard working, law abiding black man is more of a Brit than the violent white neanderthals who live on council estates and spend all their time picking fights with random strangers.

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>The heir to the Greggs bakery chain has been convicted of a string of sex offences against boys over 30 years.

>Colin Gregg, 75, from Gosforth, Newcastle, had denied indecently assaulting four boys while a teacher and head teacher, beginning in 1963.

>A jury at Leeds Crown Court found him guilty after a trial lasting almost a month. He was told jail was inevitable.

got called a nonce in greggs

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>>71850980
more non white women for me

>>71850980
white men who bash non whites because they are dating white women

>>71850980
they have to impregnate white women

it's part of the agreement they signed when the jews made them come into the country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dl5FBr6WvQ&feature=youtu.be

oh my word jammz just dropped the biggest grime tune of 2017 so far
it's like i luv u part 2
this is so big lads

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>>71850944

>>71850980
the salty white manchildren who get cucked by them

>>71851005
remember when that girl got sexually assaulted at the greggs on headrow in leeds

>>71850990
Is she singing in Swedish?

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SLAY THE DRAGON

PINNOCHIO

>>71850861
>tfw christians forever fucked up my comprehension of human history

>>71851047
This to be hornets, nothing cringier than coming on here and seeing so called men complaining about blacks stealing all muh women, grow a fucking pair of bollocks.

>>71850628
i love cats :£

>>71851070

Yeah

>>71851053
>Leeds

Name ya endz bruv. LS8 checking in.

Also isn't there like ten Greggs on the Headrow in Leeds?

>>71851005

Looks exactly like how i imagined the owners of greggs to look like

>>71851001
t. jamaal blackman

Business idea: make white people music popular in this country again

When I was full on lefty I loved the Marx Engles quotes. Now I just remember a good tune and fucking teenage goth gfs. I was a handsome teenage goth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRFHtXjoy3A

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>only 2/5 members of my immediate family are employed

>>71851146
>white people music
no such thing

>>71851146
black people are just better at making music 2bh

they have more natural rhythm

we are better at everything else

>>71851169
why do you keep posting this you little coco pop

>>71851181
Country music

>>71850309
https://youtu.be/JTkdKH0bYms#t=04m45s

>>71851200
This post smells like the 'ddit.

Think I've got a UTI from using the same latex glove for weeks in the homemade fleshlight

Fucked it monday tuesday and the past 2 days I've struggled to keep my piss in

>>71851128
its the one next the eyebrow threading place opposite argos/clas ohlson

theres another greggs less than 50m away next to the light and turtle bay and tiger tiger

i need a hard bumming NOW

>>71850990
there was a video doing the rounds a few yrs back of some somali rapper kids in finland and it was pure lulz

it was clearly shot in one of their bedrooms and they had barely a word of english between them and were just blurting out random hiphop cliches they probably didn't even understand the meaning of but liked the sound of and it was downright cringy and hilarious

>>71851222
lol

>>71851232
bit gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3TTi_gAS5c

Afrikaans is a nice sounding language

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>>71851232
open wide

baiting out the biggest rorke I know

Any lads going to the footy this weekend?

>>71851247
>'T IS BAJ MOEILIJK AFRIKAANS TE PROAT'N
literally just sounds like a provincial farmer

northern culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMBFnGoo7o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLAKJiHQcTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvQgiZfi9Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtG13xqAP2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TxBDucJ-0

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Red flags anyone?

>>71851295
fuck off you clog wearing cunt

>>71851269
no, soccer is boring as fuck

>>71851297
violent shites

an entire region of van drivers

>>71851226
There used to be one on the row of shops that were demolished and replaced by the John Lewis too.

I swear, seeing the people that went in those places, it's no wonder SJWs hate white people so much.

>>71851295
I like it better than Dutch for some reason, I guess it sounds more melodic.

>>71851320
>soccer
FOY

>>71851339
suck my red white and blue colored ass, faggot

>>71851262
Donkey Ollie my bunk spot

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>>71851320

>>71851146
White people had their chance to be the leading light of British music, they blew it by making Oasis and Arctic Monkeys a thing.

>>71851148
tbf they made more sense in the time and context they were made, even if you can still see right through them in said same context

>>71851336
i see where you're coming from but it still and will always sound silly to me

>>71851359
>colored
>faggot
FOY

Gf just the most horrendous fart I've ever witnessed

>>71851359
do one you mug

>>71851298
>alive
drop her

>>71851047
>>71851085
I don't care about the women that date them. I just find it amusing.

Now leave, racial aliens.

fuck sake got the zipper on my bag stuck in the fabric

>>71851402
did you bury your nose in her arsehole and give it a big ol' sniff?

Can't imagine how disgusting it must be to not have blue eyes

I can't trust people that don't have blue eyes. It's horrible looking into dark eyes.

When I see another blue eyed person, I almost always feel relaxed. There is a bond between us

>>71851419
what do you call a zip in french?

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>>71851413
>I don't care about the women that date them
protesting a bit much

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stop using proprietary software

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dog just did a president so loud he shot up and barked at his own arsehole

fucking reeks as well

>>71851451
fermeture éclair

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>>71851443
>tfw have paki-tier brown eyes

>>71851451
zippôh

>>71851451
le zip

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what's your tipple this evening

>>71851479
That's a lighter

>>71851454
again, no. stop with your jewish psychoanalytical fantasies.

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>>71851470
could go for one right now

whoo / beer and cricket/ here,?

>>71851502
The only good Yank whiskey is from Utah unironically

>>71851476
disgusting

rest assured you're not white

>>71851298
Anyone constantly insisting they are hard to get will almost certainly fuck any old Chad on the first date

now for a special night you need to have class A drugs and fisting

>>71851540
bit early for cricket innit

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>>71851502
Decided to give this a go. On the craft beer hype recently

>>71851298
If there's any kids in the pictures then steer well clear. they aren't looking for a shag, they're looking for a free babysitter who also buys stuff for them and the kid.

>>71851548
Texas too

>>71851549
well desu mate can't trust anyone who spaces like you

>>71851502
Nothing, got hammered last night. Might have a pilsner later

light eyed people are sociopaths

>>71851548

tell me more

>>71851554
well look at the big brain on you

>>71851502

I don't drink 2bh

why do brits call the toilet a "donald"?

>>71851586
stay mad you inferior little runt

i hope you cry every time you see yourself in a mirror and are reminded of your shit genetics

LSD can give you st augustine experiences

>>71851525
yeh. i've got a recipe for eclairs plus i already know how to make choux pastry. need to get off my arse and give them a go.

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livin la vida loca

>>71851548
Is bourbon noticeably different to scotch? Drunk quite a lot of scotch and enjoy it very much desu, but the only bournon I've had is JD, which is overpriced and average.

Need to learn how to play the bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d66QPpRlhSg

>>71851617
for the same reason Aussies call you seppos - in both cases, the subject is full of shit

>>71851592
Check it out dawg: http://www.highwest.com

High West is always ranked highly on any review site

might get a 'tute tonight

dubs and I get a black one

>>71851586
no?
my mum has brown eyes and my dad's always insisted that she's a sociopath

>>71851687
xD blown the FUCK out

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>behaviourally based questions
basically designed to filter me out of any job
wish i hadn't wasted my younger years

imagine coming home from work on a friday night and getting mad about people's eye colour

im just a normal functioning member of the human race and theres no way anyone can prove otherwise

>>71851663
Yea Scotch is known for its peatiness and bourbon is known for its sweetness

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*Bites ur shirt*

worldwide eugenics policy

sterilisation of all non-blue eyed people
free abortions for non-whites

>>71851631
don't hurt me!

got a big fat smelly president brewing in my lower bowels

just remembered my sister has a wii u she never uses
gonna borrow it for the new zelda
anyone know if it runs well on wii u
really wanna play it but cba getting a whole new console for one game so i'll just get it on wii

>>71851717
haha
same

Why are Russians such bullies?

http://www.yapfiles.ru/show/929730/3fa46250ad585c31d148c7d124c99323.flv.html?autoplay=1

>>71851649
In London, a room like that would cost you £1000pcm (minimum).

which scotch is good? want to get in on some scotch but not sure where to go and it's expensive so don't want to waste my money on something shit

laphroaig any good? on offer at tesco at the mo

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>>71851502
up the shit pipe

>>71851443
got light green eyes that are grey from a distance, what am I

>>71851717
just say "well i haven't personally experienced that, but if i did, i would do X" is what I was taught
not that i've been able to see how well it works kek

>>71851632
anyone who takes LSD and immediately gets full of themselves with the experience will never gain anything out of it.
to make it anything more than just a drugged out pleasure cruise you need focus.
its the same with meditation, when people have their first initial "breakthrough" awakening they think they've finally done it then immediately lose all their progress.

>>71851749
degen

>>71851748
you won't enjoy laphroaig

>>71851443
>tfw have beautiful blue eyes but my glasses stop people from really noticing them for some reason
REEEEEEEEE

Why do women invariably have such a shit taste in music?

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want to go to sleep reeeee

whenever you hear people crying about imperialism, just remember they're bitter that they lost

they'd have no problems waging war if they'd won, but they didn't, so they comfort themselves in their ugly appearance on tumblr and twitter

>>71851817
prefer not to say

>>71851817
because women are vapid mindless drones who just copy what's popular

there is no way eyes evolved

>>71851586
T. Raheem Hamed

>>71851826
leave it on overnight?

>>71851801
if he likes very strong smoky flavour he might
I've always liked it, even before I got big into whisky

>>71851817
was listening to the microphones on vinyl with my qt trap gf last night

>>71851809
Wear contacts you hipster/bent twat

>>71851801
why not

>>71851548

I like bulleit bourbon
can't remember which state it's from

>>71851846
look up what the first """eyes""" looked like

everyone in my family who has blue eyes needs glasses?

coincidence? nah

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peng

>>71851885
>one thing existed therefore that's why this different thing exists

not sure what fallacy this is

>>71851817

music is just another fashion accessory for them

it's VERY rare for a female to be genuinely interested in any art form

>>71851846
google exists retard

right
got work at 7 in the morning tomorrow which means i need to get up at like 5
but want to go out with the lads tonight
if i go out i'll be sensible and go home early but that'll still end up being at like 11, i normally go bed at 9 on these nights like a good boy
do i stay in or go out?

>>71851924
the point was that they were extremely primitive you absolute retard

>>71851937
pull a sickie

>>71851935
>trusting a search engine run by street-shitters
shan't be doing that

>>71851937
go out and just have a coffee in the morning, 6 hours is plenty as a one-off.

>>71851865
Too self-conscious to change my look like that. Took me 22 years to get a different haircut than the one my mum first picked for me and even then, the new haircut I got was just 1/4 of an inch longer on the top. Took me 15 years to switch from wireframe glasses to something more "fashionable". Fucking loathe myself.

>>71851961
>>71851935
>can't show primitive eyes changing into our eyes
knew it

sugar sugar
that's my sister

>>71851937
I work a pretty physical job and went out on the lash til 4am last night, got about 3 hours of sleep
only had a 6hr shift today though

>>71851884
Bulleit is solid
They're rye is good too

might trip tf up as 'bitcoin investor'

bring back the trams

have god on my side but I don't believe in him

Ryan Gosling is a top tier Aryan

>>71852051

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>>71852005

>>71851854
i don't feel good about leaving electronics on for long time periods unattended

>>71851991
>6 hours is plenty as a one-off.
6 hours is plenty anyway mate
You need to sleep faster

>>71852054
eyes too close together. bit inbred

>>71851826
>755.8 kb/sec
mate... what is this, 2005?

>>71851826
>>71852093

Must be EE

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>>71852054
not remotely

get out of me you piece of shit RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71852074
Poofter cunt.

>>71852161
>that hairline

JUST