No Finns allowed edition
/mämmi/
Let's be friend, I will stop bully ;_;
Its too late
are you manchild, go BURN RÖÖKIÄ
>>71848269
Come home mongoloid.
i love this community :D
/cum/ now offically property of binland ok?
>>71848269
MAEMMI GET
>>71848340
*dumps ur tea in the harbor*
F*ck off
Was this your plan all along?
Why are Finns so autistic
>>71848426
i dont knov
>>71848426
you are assburgeristic because you don't burn röökiä fucking trendy manchild
>>71848347
>>71848345
>>71848340
>>71848318
Hey my fellow fingols. My parents are both from finland (both immigrated in the 1990s). Do i still have have finnish citizenship? And if yes what are my chances of being detained and forced to go into conscription when visiting finland?
>>71848426
Why are americans so obese
I walk around with my hand on my crotch looking like I got a bad attitude
>>71848426
I bet you dont smoke cigarettes, manchild.
>>71848483
Yes, you must go to INSSI and serve
VOI VOI VOI
>>71848408
>not even dumping coffee
You know nothing of Binland REEEEE
>>71848483
>conscription when visiting finland?
If you visit only nothing happens
>>71848483
Ask your parents, you should have a citizenship. Also you will be literally arrested the moment you step on finnish soil, but you will be offered a chance to be liberated from conscript since you live aboard
Wow rude
heh nothing personel kid
*shitposts*
>>71848483
Race traitor, you need to come home for the conscript, yellow man
Cum to New Finland
The Greadd Hibemind gombels me do bosd in dhis dhreadd :D :DD
I unironically masturbate to american and canadian cartoons
>>71848645
Im lazy as fuck and not /fit/ tho.
>kurr kurr :D
>>71848623
*tips*
>Finland mentioned
>>71848682
Doesn't matter, in 1 month anyone can do 2500m in cooper test
>>71848483
If you were born in Finland, you have citizenship. If you weren't, you don't. In the case that you were born abroad but your mother didn't have Canadian citizenship AND Canada denies citizenship to children born in Canada to parents without citizenship, there's a chance you might have Finnish citizenship.
Chances of detention and conscription while visiting are nonexistent either way.
>>71848726
Im a fuck up and have serious ADHD/Autism tho. You sure you want a fuck up like me in your platoon?
these are pictures from a womans facebook photo album
>>71848426
Why are autistic people so Finnish :-D
>>71848483
COME HOME HUWHITE MAN
If you are over 18, the military police is probably already in Canada searching for you. Not being a citizen is not a valid excuse to not do your duties, son.
>>71848789
is she a grandmother?
>this thread
>>71848789
>>71848783
All the other fuckups are put in platoons too. When your army consists of conscripts instead of professionals who voluntarily chose to be there, the standards and expectations aren't exactly United MI6 States Spetsnaz Marine Corps.
>>71848783
lel you sound like you'd fit perfectly in. adhd and autism are cured with 24/7 socialising, 4000 calorie daily consumption physical excercise and strict discipline. it's the sociopaths and alcohol induced psychotics you have to look out for
Discuss
>>71848969
wow autismshaming
and i thought american tsa couldn't be more shitty
>>71848783
I have ADHD too but served 6 months anyways. It's not a serious problem, you just get a lot of shit for not paying attention. It was a great time, best time of my life despite it being so shit. It's abstract.
''Autism'' is just medicalising finnishness. You'd find out you're not so different, it's just the oppressive Westerners calling rational mindedness ''autism''.
t. >>71848837
>>71848664
Бyт тхиc иc oyp лэнд
>>71848881
It looks like that you are the cat.
>tfw fennophile
hello is this the finland thread :DDD
Where are the paleolithic and indoeuropeans at?
>>71848969
This.
>>71848889
Who will i be fighting? Please dont say russians. I like russians ;___; a majority of my friends are russians.
>>71849075
cool thread
>>71849213
Heh, the more Slavic a country is, it respects copyright less
>>71848969
Deliciously savage
>>71849228
Bad news my fellow mongol, entire finnish army is based on dodging russians
After being in this thread for a while
i can tell now that Finland is a bad country
>>71848783
There was way worse fuck ups when I was in there
>>71849228
btw many northen Russians have a Finnish (Finno-Ugric) blood. Actually these Finno-Ugorics-Russian and won in WWII when ALL SL*VSHIT countries like Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, Belarus, Ukraine and all /balts are sucking a German dicks.
helnlo, gib finnish qt plz
>>71849228
If the Russians were to attack Finland, you'd naturally fight Russians. Bretty simple, isn't it :-D
Russia will not attack Finland in this timeline though. They'd never be so mad that they would get in war with one of the strongest armies in Europe, for what, forests and barren wastelands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0yFJH1qVJ8¨
Watch this
>>71849408
hmmm yes
fascinating
HOWEVER
Oispa ______
>>71849505
not available in america
>>71849538
Karl Fazer Maitosuklaa™
>>71849544
it's available in Canada
Canada > Am*rica
Are youth in Finland redpilled?
>>71849562
millennials are 30 year old libtards
>>71849562
>voted against the nationalist president
>saviors of anything but jewish interests
This thread was linked on Ylilauta and is being raided. Sorry you had to see this.
Really have no respect for anyone left of center these days.
>5:47 AM: out for delivery
>>71849562
>universal healthcare
SOCIASLISMSMSMS
>>71849012
Can i bring my own gun at least? Your rifles look like a cheap ak knockoff.
are they gone yet
Moi kaikki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>28F
how comfy are you right now?
what the fuck finland!?!?!?!
stop that!!
i said stop it
>>71849729
>wanting it to be cold
its 55 degrees here and im cold as shit
>>71849729
Going to be in the mid 70s today. Spring is here.
>>71849755
>living in s*cal
>it doesn't snow on christmas where he lives
>>71849596
>>voted against the nationalist president
>>saviors of anything but jewish interests
American capitalism and foreign policy is the jewish heart of globalism though
Also since the internet brought true right wing ideology to the USA almost all rightists in the US are under 40
>>71849745
free Greenland you racist fucking danepig
>>71849770
how DARE you insinuate I live there
Americans should go to sleep at this point.
>>71849790
it's 1 pm
>>71849651
but it's better than any ak variant
>>71848969
shoutings
>>71849790
I just woke up.
>>71849790
but its almost 10 AM
watched a man watch his wife take like 20 dicks yesterday
porn is wierd
>We were taught in 9th grade civics class that Finland was the best country on earth, statistically, albeit by accident
>Became a Fennoboo from 2003-2005
>>71849803
Yes.
>>71849816
Absolutely
>>71849817
What?
>>71849834
Finland is secretly very third world.
E
hello cumbucket
this is me and lads
>>71849911
Me on the left.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837722869106880517
dictatorial powers soon
>>71849807
What's in her hands? This is some modern Finnish AK?
G-Em-C-D
>>71850040
Amy Schumer's uncle btfo
>>71850048
Correct
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rk_95_Tp
>>71850040
the shitposting president still the goat
*spits on your rk95*
is shitposting the most dangerous drug ever made by man?
>>71850143
>>71850164
fuck off, fucking danish piece of shit
>>71850143
why?
>tfw you will never be as /fa/ as trump
He's truly the GOAT
love me
*doesn't fuck off*
What're you gonna do about it, bitchboi?
>>71850220
we should replace c*nada here with denmark Tbh fuck canda
/dum/
>>71850114
>>71850129
Thanks.
> 7.62×39mm
Wow, cool.
>>71850241
anybody could put on a navy cap and jacket
thats not TRUE /fa/
>>71850245
you need to get that fat dick out of your mouth and start speaking properly before we can discuss this.
>>71850264
Denmark, Russia, United States, Mexico, Portugal, Finland
>>71850143
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""danish weapon"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Explain this shit americans
Girls here who likes finnish boys?
>>71850241
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3934470/Donald-Trump-believed-direct-descendant-Rurik-Viking-established-Russian-state.html
He is finnic.
haha benis :DDDDD
>>71850130
fuckin rules that the leader of our country still constantly acts like an asshole on the internet for no reason
>>71850314
No ruskies, not now, not ever
>>71850288
Specifically designed to kill russians
Very cool idneed
>>71850306
but i don't have any dick in my mouth?
>>71849877
>secretly
>>71850230
He is just afraid and jealous
>>71850395
Then why do you speak like autists
>>71850372
it unironically does
Staffan var en stalledräng
VI TACKOM NU SÅ GÄRNA
>>71850352
Thank you Winland. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpLpE9jESNA
don't study abroad in norway
>>71850350
Maybe
>>71850381
I like it.
>>71850465
Soon, soon.
>/cum/
>all these yuro flags
>not being part of glorious svenskfinland masterrace
>>71849877
I was pretty astonished as a young lad when i first heard that Finland is supposed to be one of the world's top countries to live in. All i knew was my depressed parents and shitty weather and scary drunkards from the park near my usual playground.
>>71850465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4K_XJmnKrg
I once thought Norway was a great country, then Varg showed me the truth
>>71850352
>He is finnic.
Rurik was Sweden
>>71850040
those pics look so ridiculous
get rid of those people around his desk so that it doesn't look like such a bukkake fest
>>71850549
>>stop talking to other countries on /int/
k-on political alignments
mugi: libertarian
azusa: fascist
yui: liberal
ritsu: ancap
mio: demsoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYgwiGUsKc
>>71850586
Nope, N1c1 all the way.
>>71850565
>svenskfinland
What is that? Swedish finns and tornedalians are pretty shit tier
>>71850577
That's what you get for growing up in vantaa
>>71850632
And? Hitler was E1b1b, that makes him an african? Don't we wuz please
>>71850611
AZU-NYAN 4 LIFE
>>71850577
Finland is very third world. We have flying cars everywhere else.
>>71850699
I went to Finland and it was like a big cold swamp filled with white chinks speaking retard language
>>71850736
Bog Mongols
>>71850577
dont live in lahti maybe
because i like it you stupid finn
>>71850736
You didnt but thats still accurate
>>71850632
>N1c1
Its haplogroup from Siberia and Urals which Rurik branch rulers took after the Mongol invasions.
>>71850652
swedish finland best finland, dont even try to argue
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/official-make-america-great-again-green-hat
trump pandering to the fucking (((irish)))
>>71850820
muh
wheres my game?
stupid UPS
Just messaged my ex on her birthday lads
>>71850820
He's trying to get the New England vote the absolute mad man
>tfw i stole a game from UPS
wow so deep
>>71850932
>>71848426
Heres the only seriously answer youre gonna get. Its because we lack sunlight and that causes autism, that could get inherit to your Offspring. So simply put: chronic autism
>>71851007
Coffee helps.
t. From the sunless Pacific Northwest
>>71850884
Brown can't do much for you
>>71850895
When do you start living your life as alpha? Your actions make you look like beta. I bet you are also manchild who doesnt smoke rööki.
Finland should be nuked with Canada.
>>71851057
no shit sherlock
Nintendo causes autism.
>>71851121
must be why so many americans are nintendo fanboys ;)
>>71850808
Entire finland is shit tier
>>71851109
Finland sees the light. Finland is goodland.
>>71851121
but nintendo doesnt own sonic
Kääbik :---Ddddd
so is the nintendo switch a success or what?
>>71851105
Why Canada hates Finland?
>>71851121
>tfw breadth of the wild is utter shit
w-wahoo...
>>71851209
>projected 5 million sales
It's a complete failure
>>71851215
>lying on the internet
>>71851254
They did a terrible rollout. Most my normie friends and family only knew about it recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMJt72Qiq2A
>>71851214
>further north
>more autistic
mainly the first though, canada is supposed to be the great white north but everyone lives near the US border
>>71850352
Wow even Trump carries those Finnish alpha genes? I knew he was special.
No wonder he wants to get along with Putin who hosts those same royal Finnic genes.
>>71850586
Rurik was Finnish.
>>71850798
The Mongol rape is a complete myth.
so many fins here
im not special anymore
time to kill myself
>>71851326
>time to kill myself
it was always time pekka
>>71851214
i love canada, atleast the posters
>>71851316
Finnics are actually ruling the world right now.
https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/837730437564936192
how do we solve the finnish problem, /cum/?
poison their water supply? load them up on doctored booze and ship em to russia?
>>71851381
Give them jobs.
>>71851406
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71851371
Schumer is a fucking idiot.
>>71851357
Are we... the Kings now?
>two most powerful military powers ruled by a charismatic Finnish dictator
>Finland is the leading exporter of menes
Very impressive.
i am a nintendo employee
>>71851371
teehee, #45 BTFO
t.reddit
>>71851492
My dad works for Nintendo
>>71850577
When they showed us charts in civics class when we were taught about international statistics, I remember Finland was the only country with 100% drinkable water. Every other country was 99% or less, USA was only 95%
Finland: All water can be drunk
>>71851510
my dad is shiggy-san
>>71851316
>Rurik was Finnish.
Rurik branch get N1c1 only after the Mongol invasions. Prior to that, they did not have this haplogroup.
>>71851492
>>71851510
think that you both might be my uncle
Nintendo would do better if they stopped making meme consoles.
to other finns here: where did you come from
if you came from mammi please end yourself and stay in your containment thread
>>71851357
Finnics and Ugric == stronk
Sl*vshit and G*rmanic (like Swedes) == weak and gay
>>71851516
>tfw things you take for granted are considered great achievements elsewhere
hmmmmmmmmmm
really fires the neurons......
i want finns to leave
hello /cum/. I´m thinking about moving to the states, because of Job opportunities. Here are a few questions:
-which state is the best
-should I live with a roommate
-no go zones
-is anti german sentiment still a thing
-is the feminism problem really that bad
Some major redpills would be good too
>>71851667
the harder you fight the more finns there are
>>71851680
are you footkraut?
>>71851680
Stay in Cuckmany you filthy Nazi
>>71851516
Yes, all purified water (tap water) and spring water can be drunk. Probably some lake waters too, haven't been eager to test. Why isn't 100% of all water abroad drinkable?
>>71851521
You don't have sources on that :D
>>71851699
is finland the hydra?
look at this girl 0wO
>>71851701
No.
>>71851746
>girl
X_DD_D_D_DD_D_DD_D_D_D_D_D_D_D_D_DD_DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Everyone hates us
Shaun king is going to be at my college soon
Should I go see him?
>>71851736
yes
not by cutting necks though
the hivemind grows stronger with attention
>>71851797
uwu
>>71851667
No. True Finno-Ugoric girl are qt
https://youtu.be/EtrErSwacEY
Danish Germanic blood girls are ugly like a Swedes
>>71851568
your moms bagina :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71851746
>look at this girl
>>71851820
go see him and ask him this
"What inspired you to do so much for the black community considering you are a white man?"
really need to start putting the ol' 'puter on hibernate overnight. motherfucker is basically a space heater
>>71851680
>-which state is the best
depends what you want. Coastal states are more based aorund the cities, which means its more expensive. The cities in the midwest(central US) are a lot cheaper, but theres not a lot to do out there. The southwest is really hot, and has a considerable hispanic population, so you have to keep that in mind. the deep south is where every american stereotype you hear about comes from, plus lots of dindus.
>-should I live with a roommate
they help to pay rent if you get an apartment or something, but its not necessary
>-no go zones
??
>-is anti german sentiment still a thing
not since WW2
>-is the feminism problem really that bad
yes and no. If you go to a colelge campus/ MAJOR metropolitan city, you can find rallies/feminazi's here and there, but generally no
Mexico why are you exporting this?
https://www.instagram.com/fspanovich/
>>71851746
>look at this girl_
>>71851916
fuck i almost puked
delete this
>>71851875
He's a hero
>>71851667
I put my fist into my mouth and spoke swedish, it produced understandable danish
>>71851985
of the white race
dude even had a mullet in elementary school lmao
I'm not even amused by you half cucks.
>>71851667
Kamelåså!
>>71851667
nott gona happpem
11 AM and they still havent delivered
If finns disappeared from int, this board would lose everything it has to give
>>71852034
Amuse this!
>>71851746
Ugly and looks like a boy
Guys, please
Just give me attention guys...
>>71851072
I broke up with her lad, it's called being polite
She asked me to come out with her friends tonight but I turned her down
>tfw no Finnish boyfriend
Memes aside, what's wrong with Finns? Is it the darkness for half the year? FAS and alcoholism? The mix of Asiatic and Scandi influences?
>>71852136
Cabin fever is a motherfucker.
>>71852087
All that meat on her bones...
Dr Lekter, i think we found our Clarice
>>71850546
>>71852136
i get foamy diarrhea
very bad, hurts my tummy
everyday no matter what i eat
even if eat ground beef and frozen wok
drinkyng alcohol calms down stocmach sometimes
still light brown foamy shit cums out of my asshole every day it hurts and so much my anus is red and sore from the diarrhea and it smells bad very bad i dont like it should i go see doctor?
>>71851903
Thank you. I planned to move to California ( because I study art/design) and heard there are a lot of Job opportunities. But I also heard that it´s a pretty shitty state. Could you give me a quick rundown on the State in general?
>delivered to the mailroom
>person there has to scan it in and send me an email
>>71852175
Very good, young man.
I like Finns
Finns must show papers proving they've immigrated to /cum/ legally.
>>71852205
how long has this been going on for
>>71852116
Hi are you a girl :D I'm a finnish boy
I'm not picky so even if you have a dick it's not a dealbreaker. As long as you are cute. I'm pretty nice myself. Please respond.
>>71852136
???
I think I have cancer, I have been smoking pack a day for last 5 years and been drinking too much and now every time I breath my chest hurts in a weird way. Fuck. Goodbye int, I'll be going to doctor tomorrow
>>71852370
sad case
>>71848222
I love how this thread deepens the relations between America and Finland
>>71850514
Hey! I like to drink alcohol every friday. Move here and I will not have sex with you. Maybe.Depends you.
>>71852218
gimme a sec, I'll make a map
>>71852205
lactose intolerance is a bitch
>>71852218
lots of different ethnicities. the state is kinda like a microcosm of america if you flip it sideways. liberal everywhere except the middle of the state. stay in a city, or a suburb of a city, and there's many places where you can live regardless of your money.. but usually you'll get what you'll pay in terms of convenience, price, and location. up to you to decide which of those three you'll place more emphasis on. if you head to LA, check out VSSL if you want a good time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwvgMNE9ozg
Well, /cum/?
>>71849807
Can i bring my trusty C8 rifu? I cannot trust this gommunist AK. Leaf must always have his rifu.
>>71852473
really gay
>>71852473
i don't rise before 12:45 tbqh (that 1:45 amerifat hours)
>>71852473
honestly there's almost nothing more pathetic than an unwarranted persecution complex
>>71852362
Maybe.
If I send you pics you wont be lewd will you?
>>71852473
It's like they live in their own fantasy, they just want to be like the hippies who had actual shit to protest against.
>>71852318
what if i show benis
>>71852473
>>71852318
all russians should be killed
>>71852473
WTF i hate LGBT now
>>71852667
>>71852667
Getting pretty racist here. I'm out.
>well cum?
>welcome
What did he mean by this?
Can't nobody ever beat the cross.
Jayzeus bless
>>71852667
True.
>>71852667
agreed, except their women
>>71852667
Smash racism
Not a fan of the Jews.
>>71852441
I drink lightly
How about cuddles?
>>71852781
It was alright. Idk if they should make a sequel, though.
>>71852667
>all sl*vshits should be killed
Fixed
>>71852473
hahahahaha this is what they actually think they are like IRL
>>71852419
Sexy
>>71852540
RK-62 is objectively the bestest gun ever made though. That plastic gun of yours won't even penetrate trees, and that's a problem if the Russians decide to hide behind trees.
>>71852592
Yes please send.
>mfw finally getting my first girlfriend
I knew I would make it one day
Friendly reminder that Finns are sercret Jews.
what if im half finnish
>>71852923
2 posts too early retard
>>71852447
ok
>>71852466
Really want to move to LA, and yes I know it´s not like how it is portrayed in the movies. But I have to do a lot of stuff before I consider moving to the US (improving my english, apply for a job there etc.).
But thanks for the advises.
>>71852419
Kiss each other.
>>71852943
Kys