Ask a totally hammered Australian anything

>>71848168
what do you mean with hammered?

>>71848497
I have ingested many alcoholic beverages because it is Friday night and everyone bitched out on me and went to bed.

teach me australian

teach me australian via vocaroo

>>71848556
Can you punch a kangeroo and get away with it?
Do you see yourself in the condition to punch a kangeroo right now?

DRINKY FROM WINKY

>>71848676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CDkWRTytjq
>>71848698
Yeah fuck you you shit cunt I'll fuck a kangaroo up..
>>71848702
Your country has been the devil on the shoulder of mine for the last 50 years fuck ypu/

>>71848958
fuck one up i dare ya cunt

>>71849019
I'll fuck up a kangaroo if you fuck up if you ficl up a bear or something whatever you fuckinf pommies have over there

>>71849139
Germany doesnt fuck anything up anymore sine '33
i can fuck up a pig or a nazi or whatever

>>71849330
Australia never fucked up anything, since federation we've essentially been Irish culture combined with British self importance.