/brit/

Beeeeeeeeeeew

we're in here
>>71847604
>>71847604
>>71847604
>>71847604

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>So Anon I heard you're sexual terrorist.

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"Ey up ducks, we're landing at t' 'tinternational airport of Manchestuh: 'Ome t' 'orthern powerhouse. When we land, t' airport has a mosque you can go to for afternoon prayers"

>>71847700
>ducks

nobody says that in manchester

cara

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/brit/ in a nutshell

>>71847683
defo some rape cases on here.

>>71847683
>oh have you now? may I ask who you've heard that from?

Any good threads on /tv/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>>71847752
>(2.14 MB, 4160x3120)
Shan't be opening this

>>71847700
>mixing yorkshire and lancashire dialects

Fucking thick paki

>>71847752
that was mine
I ate the kitkat but kept the wrapper

>>71847761
looks like he got bad sunburn while wearing sunglasses

>>71847773
>>71847713
Poortherners detected

>>71847784
any good?

>>71847761
fantastic post

>>71847747
>>>/tv/80021298

>>71847761
Its a mistake 2bh

>>71847803
tasted like a kitkat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29GGrdI-ZMo

shit thread

I'm such a diversity trainwreck it's actually a nightmare. Try to be all diverse and stuff in my views at work but I always get called out for not being diverse.

Hope I don't get called into someone's office for it soon

>>71847769
>typical aussie internet

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got a new lappy lads

need some of your finest reaction images please

>>71847800
paki detected

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>>71847688
Sometimes it's not sexual at all, there are many cultures where it's just fun. Sure, people may meet while dancing but the dance in itself is not sexual.

>>71847683
You are dress like a slag, are you a slag?

>>71847850
Reaction images are for runts

on the bog lads

stubborn fucker won't come out

>>71847821
not forehead sweat?

How is life in Ulster?

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>>71847850

https://twitter.com/desi_bitch

would love to see this whore's stupid lips punched

If you vote for the Tories you're fascist.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LOS ANGELES — Lip gloss mogul Kylie Jenner shocked her Instagram followers on Friday with the announcement that she plans to abandon Hollywood to pursue a gender studies degree at Wellesley College.

>“It’s always been my dream to attend a Seven Sisters school,” Kylie said. “For years, I delayed that dream in the hopes that Wellesley would relax its admissions policy and accept Tyga. But I can’t wait any longer.”

>Jenner said she was excited to “learn more about patriarchy, the male gaze, and read anti-pornography thinkers like Catharine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin, to whom I already owe so much.”


>Jenner noted that beyond her brother-in-law, the “College Dropout” singer Kanye West, she will be one of the first people in her family to attend college, writing that her sisters “could not be prouder.”

>She also noted that America needs to set a great example and become the worlds first matriarchy instead of following backwards Islamic patriarchies like Iran, Pakistan, UK, Bangladesh and Afghanistan that are ''ruled by men that are far too aggressive''. She thinks that it is great that american men are already very sensitive and caring, thus can help America be a country for women.

Fucking kek. She literally thinks that your sad excuse for a country is Muslim.

Hahahaha fucking UKUCKS! You're country is literally full of Muslims. Are there even any whites in Britain anymore?

Meanwhile, I'm sitting comfy in my America that is still a white country. I have the bible. I have jesus. I have guns. I have decent women. I have Trump.

Who do you have? Nigel Farage and UKIP? Swear he's a closet muslim. Doesn't he and a majority of UKIP want young womens voting rights removed? lol

>>71847883
nope

>>71847843
>watching the news at lunch
>staff room is packed
>one of the older Irish lads pipes up
>"wish we'd tell those scrounging bastards to fuck off, should line them all up against a wall and shoot them"
Was fucking brilliant

>>71847885
shit

fuck off we're full

keep typing up exceptionally dire and autistic posts, then catching myself just before I do the captcha and deleting them

>>71847747
theres one where they're criticizing the opening scene from the dark knight rises where they're on the plane and bane and his henchmen crash it on purpose

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>>71847850

>>71847885
Horrible, but it's our life so foreigners can fuck off

>>71847843
The fuck are you on about? being diverse?

>>71847688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw
do not sexualise marina

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>>71847887

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>>71847850

I saw a paki girl on the tram today
She was dressed up in those usual baggy muslim clothes
but then, she started to change her clothes into western stuff
then she let her hair down and put on some makeup and perfume

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>>71847828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4f1xpSu-I

>no good sports on tonight

ffs

>>71847965
Communism will be achieved in 20 years, tovarisch..

>>71847978
going over to see me x

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.
The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.
End Canada hate now or we WILL leave.

>>71847912
>fuck off we're full

I never would live there, I just wanna visit as tourist.

I never will leave Spain, I really really like to live here.

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>Anon good thing we're out of the EU and don't have to deal with those horrible Europeans more, all the extra commonwealth migration has really enriched our culture and society.

>>71847902
fucking hell m8 look at your flag

>>71847606
>>71847664
can we stop with the god awful OPs?

>>71847890
imagine those lips around your nobhead

>>71848013
well I did consider that she might be a prostitute

>>71847902
don't get the fuss with that chick
also why are her and ariana grande trying to appear more black than they really are?

>>71848006
Let's hope so.

>>71848062
no thanks

would rather see them chewing maggots

>>71848002
Australia v. India test match starts later, England v. Windies is on right now

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W E W
E
W

https://youtu.be/sOdw7HfElMU?t=1m21s

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>go out with sexy lad
>he's so handsome
>ambitious
>funny
>go back to his house
>sit in the living room
>he goes to get us drinks
>w-wait w-what is that newspaper
>THE DAILY MAIL
>call him a bloody racist
>scratch his car with my house key as I leave

Thought he could be the one girlies

>>71847946
It's a thing mate. As one example I once made an innocent joke about how contractors drive better cars on our internal forum. It was relevant to the thread. This woman replied with three paragraphs of stuff about how I was contributing to separation etc and it got about 100 likes.

>>71847908
Love lads like this

Today I commented that one of the choices for our new recruitment campaign didn't strike me as the most relevant target audience (the media is targeted at young girls) and I immediately got three replies questioning me and basically calling me out for being "mean"

Can't do anything right

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wish i had a gf lads

wdc?

>>71848110
>starts at 4am gmt
HATE this shit when teams play in upside down vegemite land

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>>71848126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPPFRgXfgk

>>71848126
Just have a pint man

>>71848132
Is it 2008 again?
*logs onto msn after mammy picks me up from primary school*

>>71848139
oh wait it's actually in india, same annoyance though

>>71848110
he said good sports

>meet girl at club last night
>give her my number and make arrangements to meet up again tonight
>not a clue what her name is

what do i do?

>>71848197
Wogs and lebos out NOW

>>71848122
Size of his fucking dick fucking hell!!!

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.
The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.
End Canada hate now or we WILL leave.

imagine living along the equator, it'd be sunny on one side and snowing on the other

>>71848139
Early footy kickoffs are 430a on the best coast :(

>>71848200
>hey what's your again?
>she's says her first name a little angry that you don't remember
>"hahaha no i mean your last name lol"
Situation defused

>>71848200
Hi. Sorry, I was too busy staring at your tits to remember your name. Help a fella out?

>>71848200
just say that you didn't catch her name last night

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>>71848227

>>71848200
Difficult one

Could say you find it easier messaging on Facebook and get her to send you her profile

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>>71848181
Pints would be more fun with a gf though

>>71847606
Hes looks like a Finn

>>71848124
doing a kek

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'ight 'o 'n ol' 'cide

>>71848292
Is it 2012 again?

>>71848292
Ayyy playing it rn

>>71848236
normie jiu jitsu right here

10 years. 10 fucking years. 10 years i have posted alongside the lowest of the low. so much time wasted. time i will never get back. you parasites. you fucking children. men and women who were given the gift of life, yet squandered it so easily, without care, without remorse, without a second thought. literal children who are so fundamentally broken that they turned to the internet for the respect and praise they could never hope to receive from their peers in the real world. queers. head punchers. animal fuckers. spergs and virgs. wastes of space. people who may as well not even exist, for all it matters. people who will never achieve anything. a life of mediocrity is all they can forward to. human fucking garbage, to be polite. there is not a single person here who should not be held in the utmost contempt. people who are so disconnected from reality that they turn to a place like this, a barely concealed pity party, where none of your friends are invited because you dont have any and in all likelihood never will i feel dirty having posted here. having surrounded myself for so long with a bunch of peter pans. lost boys, who will never be found. who dont want to be found. who are content in their mediocrity. who bask in their inadequacy. who will go through life, forever casting themselves as the victim, never realising that if they just had the courage, the strength of character, to take a fucking chance, that their pitiful fucking lives could have been different. but no, they will go on, most likely forever, blaming everybody but themselves for their wretched situation. you idiots. you fucking pretenders. you were given the gift of life, the chance to be somebody, something, and instead you just spat in its collective face and said no, im too fucking weak, i give up. you cowards. you absolutely fucking cowards fuck you all

>>71848309
yes

tv catalog is not updating

>>71848236
>I didn't tell you my last name yesterday though

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>everyone look at me being silly hahaha

>>71848218
t. David Singh

nose started bleeding today

>>71848292
JUST

>>71848309
deanos still play it

they even still fucking buy it, it's always in the top selling lists

>>71848200
Always be honest be an open book it won't matter

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>>71848292
>768.2 kb/s

trying to watch an 'ew 'nime but it's buffering

>>71847606
>>71848285
Tatar

>>71848342
So don't put in the "again" then

>>71848355
bet you got cum up there didn't you fucking poof

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Want a Muslim gf

lads I need some chips

where can a man get some chips

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>>71848381
>streamrunts

>>71848309
ive never played any gta so the release date is unimportant to me

>>71848402
Curry's PC World

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>tfw no Michelle from Ireland Simpsons Fans gf

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>>71847978
My gf?

>>71848292
>tfw can't run the game very well at all because I skimped out on the processor when I built my PC all those years ago
Witcher 3 still runs steady as fuck though. Those Polacks are fucking wizards.

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guess the location

>>71848386
see ya later m8

>>71848371
I think i'll go with your advice

>>71848420
What are you 9?

head hurts really bad
particularly the right side

>poos have been fine for ages
>soon as i hear we're going out tonight my tummy gets nervous
>horrid sloppy shits
>soon as i actually get out I'm fine
WHY?!

>>71848355
look after yourself

Being white should be illegal

>>71848514
Thank fuck I'm Irish

>>71848398
they hate white people

>>71848505
anxiety

>>71848453
wow
muslims are so beautiful!

>>71848487
im not much of a gamer

>>71848448
the poorth

>>71848514
Jamalberg Cohensingh Changdriguez

>>71848537
>hate white people
>move to a white country
paki logic

just sitting here in silence for no particular reason

must be mental being a paki girl living the european lifestyle and shit before hitting a certain age and having your parents being like "daughter you have to marry hamid, your cousin from pakistan"

>>71848505
Same here laddo
My body deals with anxiety by giving me an upset tum tum

slags btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve68mGiR_cU

>>71848448
the Emirate of the South East of England

>>71848569
who told you my name?

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>>71848549
Enjoy this LEWD one

fingernails are so lonely it's almost debilitating but they're make me look sexy

>>71848453
>makeup
haha

>>71848504
Should we call the Gendarmes? Ambulance?
Having a stroke or just too many Brits around?

>>71848582
Where's here?

>>71848537
no they don't?

>>71848639
lol

>>71848629
nah im ok this happens here and there
1g of paracetamol and im good to go

200mg of mdma

straight down the gullet

>>71848657
i know plenty of muslims and none of them hate white people

jews are the ONLY race who think of themselves as superior to whites
the rest all consider whites to be their equals or betters

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>>71848666
>666

devilish

>>71848549
all you can see are her eyes
that could be me under there lol

>>71848695
>what is a self hating jew

>>71848695
whatever you say whitey (: x

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well good morning...food review!

>>71848740
gay twat

>>71848639
haha they do

constant whining in their ugly little accents

>>71848744
they still consider themselves superior

>>71848635
behind you

>>71848666
Heart burn and no baking soda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2qgY31ziE

>>71848773
>constant whining in their ugly little accents
in london or the midlands maybe
but those are shitholes so why would any self-respecting white person live there?

>>71848777
>>71848779
PADDY SNAP

>>71848768
oh
didn't notice the makeup

>>71848777
>>71848779
leel

Pub now. Don't wanna go but it's me mate's 40th and I said I'd go.

Gotta get a shower and everything.

>>71848832
jfc grandad

SNAPXD is possibly the most reddit gimmick I've ever seen

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>it's a poortherner talks sit about london episode


>inb4 they post pics of york again

>>71848832
You'll miss us.

>>71848857
u r sum ejit

quints

>>71848885
nah

>>71848864
Yanks are Reddit incarnate

Anyone got a belt I can lend?

SNAP XD

going out to get some chips and beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzz2Qo0pX3w

tune

>>71848805
i don't live there

they still spread out

-_-

inordinately upset

>>71848897
that would be canada aka reddit: the country

ruby tonight, thoughts?

>>71848904
I've got a belt but you can't go around lending other people's property

heead hurts so much

>>71848924
you're going to die some day

>>71848964
did you have too much cheese

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Love her so much

>>71848945
Nah, Yanks are worse.

>>71848964
Did you have too much wine?

>>71848966
wow this post genuinely hit me

taking out the whiskey

There are 3 major markets in the world, EU, US, China, you either are apart of them or you acquiesce to them to fulfil their needs. We have chosen to leave the EU and all of the power that comes from being in the largest market on the planet and being able to shape it to being an outsider that relies desperately on the EU.

We're not Canada or Australia, their economies are based on digging stuff out of the ground and selling it, we have nothing to dig out of the ground except coal and we're not going to reopen the mines. We're a service economy and I honestly can't fathom the delusion that we will be a more powerful or wealthier country by leaving the EU.

Before you respond against an argument I didn't make the UK will not burn, it will not be rubble, it will not have starving people in the street, it will be weaker economically and irrelevant geopolitically.

>>71848952
I prefer perl myself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCSGM5mBrWY

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bought 2 bottles of some shit called Efes from Lidl earlier that was advertised in the shop as 'Turkish Beer'

I'm looking at the bottle now and it doesn't mention anything about it being from Turkey and just has a single line on the neck cover saying 'originating from a country bordering Mediterranean' [sic]

bit suspicious lads

>>71848998
canada has the largest amount of reddit users per capita

>>71849014
at least we got our sovereignty back though

>>71849014
british people are the argument against democracy

>>71849024
stupid yank

>>71849014
Literally could not care less about relevance

>>71848952
yes you fat cunt

https://youtu.be/YqSi4Ho-N94

H O W L I N G

what were the skies like when you were young?

>>71849014
>irrelevant geopolitically
don't care

>>71849067
you realize ruby was based off perl right? and perl 6 has even better oo support than ruby

>>71849046
They sell it in 'spoons

>Anadolu Efes is one of the key players in the region with a total of 15 breweries, six malt production facilities and one hops processing facility across Turkey, Kazakhstan, Russia, Moldova, Georgia and Ukraine.

need a 1940s Maureen O'Hara gf

>>71849116
you realize pokemons is for children and autistics

my kopf going vrooom vroooom hahaha vroooooooom

need to go to the gym but i also just want to stay in and get drunk and wank, 5 days into nofap so the latter seems more appealing

you better not post pics of slags that make me want to wank

>>71849079
waheyy

>>71849116
stupid yank

and that's the end of that chapter *pushes scarf over shoulder*

>>71849130
nice stuff incidentally

will get again/10

why isn't a double u a vowel if a u is?

>>71849154
not talking about pokemon you dumb fucking micky mouse fucking twat

>>71849220
What type of beer is it?

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>>71849014
At least we will get more Muslim immigrants

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You can't learn this from a Jedi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

What shall I get the so-called father for his birthday lads? He's being sent to prison in two weeks, so it'd be pointless getting him anything too permanent.

>>71849233
what are you talking about

>>71849216
indubidably *smoke pipe*
*stares into camera*

>>71849014
the UK already globalised most of the world though so there's no need to be geopolitically strong any longer for them

>>71849259
what's he being put away for?

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>>71849246
thicc

>>71849243
pilsner 5%

feel like holding my head together like a broken egg so it doesnt expldoe

>>71849260
scripting programming languages

what the fuck do you do in the evenings if not get drunk? confused

This was easily Post of the Day

>>71840068

>>71849292
post a cat video

>>71849248
Wasn't particularly interesting first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

>>71849310
you realize scripting programming languages are for children and autistics

>>71849282
cp, it's NOT been a fun time for the familia desu. Already posted about it a couple of times on /brit/ though so shan't be going into any more details, just want some gift ideas

mmhmmhm some folks call it a sling blade, i call it a kaiser blade

>>71849331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

>>71849335
playbus dvd

>>71849335
a comb so he can groom himself

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>>71849314
I also need to know as it's the first weekend of Lent and no booze for 40 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNwe13rguE

cat's snoring the little shit

twitter is truly enlightening to see just how much white people are hated

jealous, sad, bitter non-whites

>>71849368
Don't think that would be appropriate

>>71849377
He didn't do any grooming, so your joke is completely irrelevant

>>71849335
send him a framed photo of his grandchildren

>>71849405
yaassssss queeeeennn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G942kzM1_gw

inspiring stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg

feel like having a cuppa tbqh

>>71849430
must have awful personal hygiene then

>>71849448
He doesn't have any grandchildren. I was considering giving him a framed photo of me and him as a symbol of my support through this difficult time, but then I thought that's a bit bent so I probably shan't do that

Going out with mates but I don't know how to dance. How the fuck do people do it?

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Someone needs to tell Aisha that she's not a bad person. She really hates herself doesn't she? Which is why she posts cringey shit like this.

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>>71849410
Cute.

>>71849314
long walks while listening to the radio/podcasts for me anyway

rarely even get home before 8pm most weeknights

Might have a 'cider

>>71849521
is she Jewish?

>>71849515
just copy what the others are doing

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>>71849515
>He's got two left feet
>And he bites my moves
>I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

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Walking around Swansea. It's a fucking dump and there are Pakis EVERYWHERE

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the absolute STATE

How many fucking signposts for fuck sake
Old /pol/ queen. When things were simpler JIDF MIDF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQDx9G7YvfU

>>71849573
where are the pakis then?

How do unionists cope knowing that Irish Republican music is infinitely better than their shite?

OMG NO ONE CARES

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>>71849511
>giving support to a nonce

>>71849587
what is wrong with anything in that image?

>>71849587
Pathetic little worm trying desperately to milk some more money wherever he can before he ultimately fades into irrelevance

cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pIvR32Qvo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scuwHxTOFdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhalhnGN_cI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2DRxlOfDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDCaNBEvWG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etO8jRq6iYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPhUPo4IJTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KD4Y3iTnXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI

>>71849587
You'd have to be a special kind of heartless to deny a little girl her moment in the sun like that.

>>71849587
Can he just fuck off already?

>>71849587
Good on him

He's never getting a real one after all

funny how pepe became so massively popular on the loser board /r9k/ and was practically /pol/s trademark during the trump/altWRONG fiasco

imagine there was quite a crossover between the userbases

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Truly a majestic creature

>>71849629
what part of russia is this

>>71849629
never post in this general again

>>71849410
theres an ad for home insurance or some shit on the radio here atm that is supposed to feature a 'snoring' cat (the idea being cats sleep easy only when they know they have all their shit in order), but its literally just some fucking bloke snoring

>>71849587
she was trying to assassinate him

Brit in Amsterdam here AMA

>>71849691
kek

>>71849629
le chat

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>tfw oversensitive to criticism
>get shouted at and harassed whenever I go cycling

don't think I'm cut out for life

What's the longest you've ever had sex for lads?

My record is about an hour

>>71849682
is that your mum?

>>71849718
>>tfw oversensitive to criticism

I know that feel.

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>nonce ride their bicycles on the pavement
>pretend to be victims

>>71849739
A good 2 hours

>>71849751
rekt

>>71849739
7 minutes

to be honest if you can't cum within 10 minutes you're gay

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nepotism is a bit sad some times

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Getting a haircut

>can only reproduce once a year
>take 12ish years to reach sexual maturity
>not very strong or fast
>becomes dominant species
really makes me think

>>71849684
Kursk Oblast

>>71849739
probably about 20-30mins when i'm drunk and struggled to cum
otherwise i'm a 2 minute man ngl

>>71849780
thanks for reminding me I need a haircut today

>>71849780
>no willy hanging out

sad!

>>71849779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdG1Hczh2Zg

is new mexico in mexico?

>>71849778
what about not being able to get a hard on

what category under that does fall pray tell

>>71849836
that means you're either drunk or you're gay

>>71849824
his dad just sculpted his career and romantic life in his own image

glad he found himself in painting.

don't tell me GB Snr also paints

lot of toxic masculinity itt

>>71849810
Um, sorry?

>>71849718
Get a car

>>71849886
i can't think of a phrase that makes me tune out quicker than "toxic masculinity"

maybe "white fragility"

>>71849898
expected it to be a troll picture with your willy peaking out your jeans at the bottom of the screen

why else would you post something this inane

>>71849869
but remember when he dodged that shoe

i want to save all russians

>>71849619
foreign propaganda outlet appropriating ancient british tradition to further their nefarious aims

>>71849560
She's been Irish Catholic since about three months ago.

george w bush seems like a good lad
would have a beer with him

new
>>71849952
>>71849952
>>71849952

>>71849718
its legal here to bludgeon cyclists to death on a whim

>or at least it fucking should be

>>71849946
>foreign
racist
foreign is a social contruct

new aliens film looks so flick-tier reeeeeeeeee

>>71849780
Disgusting

>>71849886
all me

>>71849246
Had a good giggle to this post.