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cara

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mara

Another terrible thread by a yank

The sleeper must awaken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_NRfPI6ABU

You assholes. I swear all some people do is think about themselves and cause destruction everywhere they go. These animals aren't out here on earth for our entertainment. Now look what happens.
And what makes these pigs beloved? I see allllll this fake outrage on the internet "omg how could they hurt the poor piggies" as the same people eat bacon and pulled pork sandwiches. You can't see the disconnect?? How are you fake mad about these particular beautiful pigs but eating other beautiful pigs in the same day?
Teach your children to respect all living beings so they don't grow up to be asshole, entitled adults. "One of the pigs’ owners, Wayde Nixon, agreed that his beloved animals were likely fed something bad.

He told the Nassau Guardian: “We had them pigs there almost 30 years, and never has this happened before — but now we are going to have to regulate it. “Right now it’s blowing out of proportion with people, anybody bringing food there, anybody doing what they [want to] do. “We have people coming there giving the pigs beer, rum, riding on top of them — all kind of stuff.” There are varying reports as to how many of the pigs have survived, with sources placing the number at between seven and 15.

The remaining animals are understood to have been examined and vaccinated as a precaution.

But there are now fears the mysterious deaths could harm the local economy.

>>71844554
was this edition (made by a brit) horrible then? >>71839956
I'm guessing not right?

People in this country hardly show any political energy.
>vote for something
>it doesn't happen
>''.....oh well :( anyway, time for EastEnders''
Country is full of fucking losers, I swear

Kill the Tories
Kill the Labour, Green and LibDem Cosmapolitans
Kill the Labour, Green and LibDem Progressives
Kill the Labour, Green Commies
Kill the '''''Monarchy'''''
Kill Muslims
Kill Niggers in South London
Kill every one and last of the SNP and Sienn Finn members
Kill all SJW's
Kill all progressive '''teaches''' and all the members of their teachers union
Hang Mandleson, Blair, Cuckbyn, May, BoJo, That Blonde Tory woman, D.Davis, Abbot, Surgeon, Salmond, Choudary, Sadiq, Charles, The '''queen''', her cuck nu-male grandsons, and her drunken greek husband in public.

Burn down all mosques
Burn down all synigoges
Shoot down Trumpcucks jet when he tries to enter our new National Traditionalist country.

Yanks > Aussies

>>71844568
>You assholes. I swear all some people do is think about themselves and cause destruction everywhere they go. These animals aren't out here on earth for our entertainment. Now look what happens.
>And what makes these pigs beloved? I see allllll this fake outrage on the internet "omg how could they hurt the poor piggies" as the same people eat bacon and pulled pork sandwiches. You can't see the disconnect?? How are you fake mad about these particular beautiful pigs but eating other beautiful pigs in the same day?
>Teach your children to respect all living beings so they don't grow up to be asshole, entitled adults. "One of the pigs’ owners, Wayde Nixon, agreed that his beloved animals were likely fed something bad.
>He told the Nassau Guardian: “We had them pigs there almost 30 years, and never has this happened before — but now we are going to have to regulate it. “Right now it’s blowing out of proportion with people, anybody bringing food there, anybody doing what they [want to] do. “We have people coming there giving the pigs beer, rum, riding on top of them — all kind of stuff.” There are varying reports as to how many of the pigs have survived, with sources placing the number at between seven and 15.
>The remaining animals are understood to have been examined and vaccinated as a precaution.
>But there are now fears the mysterious deaths could harm the local economy.

>>71844578
>i-i c-copied them, please be nice to m-me
fuck off you grovelling little earth worm

absolutely terrible thread
hmm...wait a second
*observes your flag*
ah. about average then.

getting deja vu

Dunno what to have for dinner tonight lads, might go and buy some frozen tendies.

>>71844603
just answer the question mate

i think im going to give in this year 2bh, thinking about trying online dating for the first time

just a reminder that /brit/ is a failed normie general
normies and abnormies fuck right off

>>71844622
baked chicken thighs with indian spiced potatoes and veg. going to make a mint raita to drizzle on top and have some avocado on the side.

>>71844580
excellent post

i think im going to give in this year 2bh, thinking about trying online prostitutes for the first time

is only fools and horses the best show to come out of britain?

>>71844687
things I hate:
labels
posers

>>71844733
>online prostitutes

just watch porn

wish some ultra wealthy guy would come on /brit/ and give us good jobs like making 80K a year to post on the internet..........................

>>71844740
the thick of it

>>71844740
Brass Eye
Nathan Barley
Garth Marenghis Darkplace

those are among the best.

>>71844747
I need the exclusivity, personal touch.

>>71844555
Not enough Duncan Idaho desu. He was a lad.

>>71844578
not him but yes it was

>>71844778
>Nathan Barley
No, just no.

>>71844733
lets split the price for a prostitute and bang her at the same time m8

>>71844740
15 Storeys High

>>71844740
Monty Python's Flying Circus is still really good if you enjoy that style of humour.
Also Spaced.

>>71844662
i don't know who's more pathetic
people who get offended when another group of people take the spotlight for a minute
or people who get offended when told that they should try not to use offensive terminology

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the bfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>>71844829
fag

men with beards need to be curbstomped

>>71844892
don't gays know that shit comes out from there?

Middle clicking on a tab closes it.

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>>71844892

>>71844740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTgkibl7DU

the new zelda looks so nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL64SI92_YA

kinda tempted to get the old 'do switch

Shit comes out of the human body?
wtf i hate human beings now

>police is looking to diversify
cænnæ wait for something to go horribly wrong because they end up hiring actual jihadis

>>71844547
I ment that more in a historical way, like in "you shouldn´t speak about the war like you were there when it happened". But yes, If my parents would have died in Dresden or in the Holocaust, I wouldn´t go around and say "(Group of people) killed my Parents 70 years ago! God I hate (Group of people) so goddamn much".

Back from maccas lads

>>71844902
looks like he got a bad sunburn while wearing sunglasses

>>71844942
Desperately need her to wrap those legs around my head and choke me until I'm foaming at the mouth.

>>71845005
already has happened here. but not jihadis. just paki paedos who cover up other paki paedos.

>>71844986
I'm tempted too since the ninty releases look good and apparently some dragon quest games are finally going to come over from japan

the thing that's putting me off though is the lack of third party support and the gimmicky controls

>>71845033
Lmao good mental image

>>71844662
When is it going to be white people season?

>>71845022
dont care. didnt read. fuck you.

hmm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/news/outrage-freddo-price-rises-30p/

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>>71845047
haven't bought a console since PS3 so it's pretty daunting

kinda want a switch, kinda want to get in PC gaming

literally what was wrong with separate but equal?
inb4 0 replies

>>71845071
Freddo inflation is the most dullard meme going

>>71845052
Pretty sure there's no need to show the history of white people in the UK since that's being taught in schools.

>>71845085
>>71845047
>>71844986

Just emulate Wii U and play it on PC

>>71845089
because we're inherently better than others so they get jealous and shit

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>A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.
>And even more tragically, the man's body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.
>The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278524/Man-dies-six-ton-pile-porn-magazines.html

>>71845089
>equal
it wasn't equal

>>71845090
Yeah, the only reason they're going in up in price more than other chocolate bars is because all the others keep getting smaller to offset cost increases.

studying

>>71845146
what if we redid it and it was equal?

>>71845053
Why so angry?

>>71845089
it wasn't really equal


if they could do seperate but truly equal it'd probably be better off than things are right now 2bh


every group should just get its own country, allow all ultra-niggerish dindus to move into one region and let the people that want to be civilized move somewhere else. we'd all be happier if we all had our city-states. portland for the vegans, las vegas for the degenerates, new york for the jews, etc. etc.

>>71845125
cba, not the same thing
>>71845170
>redid it
thought that said reddit

just injected 100 pounds into the British economy, thank me later

>>71845216
not reading this redditspaced shite
what the fuck is wrong with you

What is this argument against gays and anal sex?
Do you literally just like a woman for her vagina only or what.

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>the avg /brit/ poster

>>71845234
why cant i thank you now?

>>71845089
>>71845216
1. Property is theft
2. It'll only create racial tensions to separate
3. Countries should be abolished
4. Stop being racist

>>71845270
no one has argued that gays only like each other because of anal sex

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>>71845287
>the avg /brit/ poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MCTCogmlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MCTCogmlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MCTCogmlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MCTCogmlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MCTCogmlA

>>71845298
>>71845245
ok, like, guys

*rolls her eyes*

im just brain storming here, gosh

struggling not to get drunk early lads

>>71845347
How are we doing Marianne?
You must be the next

>>71845364
awww come on whats one drink

just have one lol

>>71845234
send qt faroese women pls

>>71845364
>>/eire/

getting a bot fat lads

>>71845403
sent

>>71845414
ireland is more british than your country will ever be

>>71845364
same. I am bored as fuck and so tempted to just give in and go to the pub but if I do then I'm commiting to getting hammered as I'm supposed to be be meeting people to go clubbing at 10pm

>>71845347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8m1nRzsOJM

>>71845459
this

@71845459
>It's a runty muh heritage yank

nah not a fan

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What's your take on The Isle of Sheppey? It's 97% white, and it's ruled by chavs.

Should it be our capital when we let Londonstan become an independent country?

>>71845459
dont think many irish would agree with that 2bh.

>yummy mummy
ah yes *swipes left*

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/837645264995373056

Got molested in greggs lads

>>71845519
Where is it?

got called a nigger in greggs

got called an outdated gimmick in greggs

this is democracy... manifest

>>71845540
why does that matter? aren't DUP and Sinn Fein the main parties in NI?

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>>71845551

>>71845472
No one here likes you so why don't you just fuck right off?

>>71845613
Aye

>>71845619
looks like china

might try to make a more productive use of my time by trying duolingo

what language should i learn

>>71845613
If UUP are getting fucked then its end times for the dinosaurs in DUP

>>71845619
>South East

nah not a fan

>>71845598
Its relevant again

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Lads, something terrible has happened.

I was out and about in the small town where I live and what used to be a barbers on the corner of one of the streets is now still a barber shop but it's changed ownership to a bunch of ethnic fellows and they have their shiny mercedes etc parked outside and they have been standing out there just being suspicious and talking jibberish to eachother and when I walked past I felt like they were staring maliciously.
Until now the only non whites I saw were corner shop workers and they are usually pleasant and you don't see them anywhere else, certainly not just standing around in the street looking shifty.
Is this the future? is it going to get worse?

>>71845647
vietnamese

>>71845680
>Is this the future? is it going to get worse?
yes and yes

>>71845680
>talking jibberish
i've noticed that's very common with people from the middle east and north africa

constantly fucking talking

>>71845666
why

also nice satan trips

>>71845654
Come out of those coalmine, Bill.

Why did you vote labour over nuttall?

>>71845680
Dont belive youve never seen a turkish barbers

>>71845723
>constantly fucking talking
???
are you kidding me, brits are the worst

Got called a nonce in Greggs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39150569

>>71845734
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39150569

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>>71845647
spanish so you can become a /lat/ meme master

>>71845703
I got a proper rapey vibe from them, they were all wearing white sleeveless vests and had stupid designer facial hair and patterns shaved in their hair and gold chains and shit.
I have to pass the place all the time too, fml

>>71845776
context?

>>71845519
Can't wait until London and the South East declare independence so we can stop paying for low productivity monkeys to sit around on the dole whining about Thatcher desu.

>>71845459
Fuck off ye fat bastard
>>71845743
Them Turkish barbers but all that effort in using their creams, fireballs and razors on ye but when ye wash it out your hair is uneven as fuck. Can't cut hair for shite

Native barbers are 100 times better

>>71845763
depends where you live i guess

most people here are quiet and restrained. africans tend to be like that too. it's arabs that are loud

>>71845812
a washington post article

>>71845812
Edit war on Wikipedia over Garfield's gender.

Look at the 'Talk' page

Nationalise the railways
Nationalise the electricity grid
Nationalise private roads

>>71845860
contents?

>>71845829
neck yourself with immediate effect. you produce nothing. you are a bunch of merchants passing around monopoly money. you sucked up the wealth from the workers of britain and the colonies for centuries and now when you're asked to give something back, you turn your oversized metropolitan nose up at your fellow countrymen

both ur parents are experiencing the credit crunch i aint

>>71845533
Ireland is one of the last bastions of northern Europeans.
My Swede mate moved to Belfast to work for IBM I was, why would you ever leave Sweden to live in a shithole? Sebastian my bro laughed. Everyone is Christian here. Everyone is white.
Comfy for me and my gf. You don't know

>>71845619
and where is this?

>>71845985
crimea

>>71845985
fucking spacker

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-03/regular-sex-benefits-your-mental-health-too-the-conversation/8322520

You nerds have plans for the weekend?

>>71846013
masturbating must too then. it's essentially the same thing

>>71846019
poker night with the lads

>>71846019
nah

did alot of coke and md last weekend, unironically still feel like shite

>>71846059
What's the buy in?

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>Having sex changes your brain chemistry in all kinds of ways; and there is evidence sex actually increases your cognitive capacity.
>Another study indicated that sexually active rodents had more neurons in their hippocampus (a brain region linked with memory) than virgin rats.

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>>71846013

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>>71846046

>>71846019
Planning to finish an anime I'm watching.

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>>71846063
coke is rubbish and will never be not rubbish

i feel like i remember there being a more popular language learning program than duolingo a few years ago

>>71846074
fiver. its not a serious game. just some cards, booze, weed, and laughs. maybe watch the boxing

>>71846074
100 grand

>>71846125
it is. sex without procreation is essentially fucking a pocket pussy
>>71846134
why is this otter so mad

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>>71846145
Sounds good
See you there

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>>71846159

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broke up on the 22nd and a day hasnt gone by where i havent thought of her. whats wrong with me boys

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>tfw virgin

>>71844580
Love imagining all you people res in the face over brexit taking too long. How does it feel knowing you share political ideologies with old men who spend their time writing angry letters to BBC about how casual the presenters of Top Gear dress and get featured in the local newspaper because they found that local vandals drew a cock on a park bench?

'Kin 'ell, just woke up from a nap

How the fuck is it still Friday

was giving my mate an intense course of the ol' banter in the group chat and he got a bit upset
tried to claim I'm a born again virgin because I didn't have sex for the entirety of 2016 (not even true)

>>71846183
You're not invited

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39150569
Got called a child sex abuser in Greggs lads

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alri

>>71846249
feels better than sharing political views with illiterate third worlders desu

>>71846019
Need to finish some work since I didn't get much done when i visited home for reading week

Australian accent is quite okay

>>71846270
Too bad
On my way
Tell the lads to prepare their butts

>>71846275
Already been done you piece of shit>>71845767

my mate just said hes going to fight me (jokingly)

what should i say in return?

doing well lads

>>71846307
no it's not

>>71846275
What were you doing lad?

>>71846329

Tragic

I'll delete my post

>>71846332
You'll suck his willy if he agrees not to fight you

>>71846013
>i have never seen a vagina
they're unironically awful, awful to look at, touch, lick, anything but putting your knob in
feeling someone else's knob feels really odd as well
chebs and thicc bums are the ones

t.knower

why do slags invariably work at flogging runt clothes to other slags?

>>71846337
how's the fingy

*cries*

>>71846332
"do it cunt"

>>71846296
His chap is out. Do you think he knows?

>>71846356
what's giving oral sex to a woman like?

>>71846337
good lad

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the gf lads

Why are all the slags on tinder nurses or "healthcare professionals" lads?

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>Downloading metadata

>>71846423
cute

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>his chap is out

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.

End Canada hate now or we WILL leave.

>it is. sex without procreation is essentially fucking a pocket pussy
Jesus christ
the absolute state of this yank
he's never even made homolove all night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbOLTWggXI

>>71846392
its alri ngl, just the taste fucking sticks lmao

>>71846392
just like licking a warm piece of mangled meat

boring and really awkward if she's not making any sounds

can be proper disgusting if she has bad hygiene

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>>71846445
I love her so much

>>71846159
Your body doesn't produce the same amount of endorphins, testosterone and other hormones when you wank. Not to mention the mental satisfaction of success with the other gender

>>71846493
wrong.

>>71846392
If she keeps herself clean its fun. I quite enjoy it but it's not necessarily a big turn on

>>71846358
still in a cast but its a good conversation starter with people at hostels

>>71846409
x

>>71846517
t. virgin til death

>>71846492
looks like a grill in my uni class

bought a can of coke that had 'Not For Individual Resale' clearly emblazoned along the top

I have notified both the authorities and my local coca-cola representative

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>>71846471
>>71846478
>>71846525
sounds nice

shame i'll never experience it

>>71846536
t. 0 sources

>>71846580
get a hooker if you give that much a shit

>>71846579
really

>>71846531
how's that go?
"so how'd you break that"
"oh haha just fell.."

>>71846584
t. 0 sexual partners

>>71846584
your blatant disgust towards sex and autismal views towards it may as well be a primary source tbhx

>>71846606
>licking out a hooker
What the fuck lad

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>>71846013
>the good news

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new Rich Piana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMeuPCrkg-c

>>71846606
ew, no thanks

>>71846627
>>71846639
don't get me started tonight mate you're not going to like how it ends

Every single university in the world should be demolished.

Prove me wrong.

>>71846673
deh hit me big man x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk48DBmn0zM
spooky

>>71846666
got one of the top comments

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71846673
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=71846673

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>>71846692

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>>71846356
>putting your knob in feeling someone elses knob
Are we all gonna ignore this

>>71846692
If theres no academia, there'll be no baristas

>>71846654
I miss eating out a grill. Shit you can't do with a hooker.

>>71846666
nice quads

>>71846709
dont care

Lads and ladettes.

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>>71846739
What's your problem rasheed

>>71846692
itll cost a lot of money to demolish them, how will you fund it

>>71846654
>>71846669
it's the price v*rgins have to pay

>tfw no brazilian gf

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The gf likes vintages styles

>>71846777
Why would there be another man's knob in there?

>>71846739
can you not see where the line ends and another one begins

>>71846803
that's a separate line
not part of the same sentence

>>71846770
Ari lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Rwz6zBJSE

>>71846770
alri

hiss hiss lick lick

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really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really miss the ex gf lads

it wasn't just the physical aspect, I just miss having someone to talk to and knowing that there is someone out there who loves you and is thinking about you

>>71846739
>>71846803
Learn to read you melt

>>71846780
Enslave all students and force them to demolish their own unis.

>>71846799
name?

lasses

gays are repulsive

>>71846852
iktff

i honestly dont know if id shag her tbhl, i just want to hug her more than anything. miss being late for college cause i was too wrapped up in our conversations in the morning, fucking kill me lmao

>>71846852
*tasers you into the dust*

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>>71846852
tough break nigga

>>71846915
hello nigger

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>gays are repulsive

71846930
trump is pro gay so how does this make any sense faggot?

>>71846955
Implications

>>71846955
>faggot
fuck off yank

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>>71846852
*licks your ex gf out right infront of you*

what are you gonna do bitch boy hissssssssssssssssssssss

new Titli lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jPE-J82LBs

money cant buy you happiness

>>71846852
>>71846908
tricked into emotional dependency by duplicitous whores! the mgtow life is the one true path!

>>71846926
hello crakkka

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks

>>71846892
wouldn't say repulsive but I don't feel like I have anything in common with them and I keep my distance from them

they're unbearably normie and extroverted. can't stand their mannerisms.

>>71846973
>not getting even hornier when you see that feminine dicc
yanks are such norrmie twats smdh

>>71847026
Bit rude calling gay people beasts

reminder that the homophobic yank is the same autist in this thread who thinks sex is nothing more than masturbation

furthermore, he has 3 children and "plans to have more". obvious red flags aside, it is so obvious to spot him, he has the same autistic opinions all the time. dont know why he just doesnt fuck off back to cum or pol

>>71847036
anything to do with putting a penis in where poo comes out is repulsive to me

>>71847064
Yeah but at least he isn't a fucking faggot.

*seizes Russian inhabited Ukrainian territory*

>>71846835
>>71846842
...
...
...
alri lads!

>>71847064
he sounds cool

>>71847064
homophobic yank here, I'm not anything else you described

>>71847064
you realise multiple people can be posting from the same country at once right?

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>>71847150

>>71847064
>he has the same autistic opinions all the time
this is all yanks

>>71847054
How would you describe a proper feminine penis, like if someone oblivious to chan culture asked you?

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>>71847034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3JSbOt7CLo

*besieges Kiev with my army of mercenaries*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yHmiixs3qI

>>71847187
hello nigger

>>71847174
>2 close combat weapons
the shittest build

need a wank but the cat will not fuck off

do girls purposefully dance in sexual/provocative ways all the time, or am I just biologically programmed to interpret it that way?

>>71847190
ah yes, Another Angry Student

>>71847262
that's how girls are taught to dance. Thank the jew controlled nigger music

>>71847262
Dancing in itself is purely a sexual activity to attract a mate. It shows that you're fit, healthy and confident. But yeah girls take it way too far

>>71847304
dunno mate, I dance because I enjoy it, pretty sure it doesn't attract anything but derisive laughter but I enjoy it so do it anyway

Hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj

hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj
hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj

hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj

hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj
hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj

hang the dj

from the depths of the sea, back to the block
snoop doggy dogg, funky as the the the doc

>>71847262
that's the fault of the patriarchy and society telling girls they need to dance like that

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wonder what their hit single will be

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>Dancing in itself is purely a sexual activity to attract a mate. It shows that you're fit, healthy and confident. But yeah girls take it way too far

>>71847222
Its escorting a child somewhere jeese. Can't be all multimelta and flamers

Gonna have a wank at 1700 hours

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wow
so powerful xx

>>71847397
based bbillyk

>>71845519
complete shithole

i'm left wing but i hate 99% of lefties

>>71847173
smooth, not too big, qt

CAN NOT keep an erection when wearing a condom.

>>71846892
don't be so self loathing

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>i'm left wing but i hate 99% of lefties

>>71847462
oooh get you

>>71847491
>kekistan

cringe

>>71847343
Just because you enjoy it doesn't mean it isn't sexual. And yeah you can be a bad dancer but i guarantee girls look at you and know you're a fun lad who's relatively healthy enough and is secure enough in himself to dance like a madman.

Personally im fit, healthy and confident in everything other than dancing so I rarely pull on the dance floor (cause I'm never on it haha)
>>71847397
>saying anything remotely intelligent is fedora
Wasteman

>>71845519
Analyse and sample as we do. Burn any evidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hBV7h41ieQ

>>71846159
It's a hedgehog you inbred

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slightly chubby but fit bird at work has the MOST peng arse and thighs i've ever seen

and she keeps pulling up her skinny jeans when she's RIGHT in front of me

cannot abide by this

>>71847491
thanks for the snide passive aggressive post xoxoxoxo

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I'm a left leaning radical centrist, but I find that there are more annoying lefties than righties

>>71847559
Called a girl out for pulling up her skinny jeans in front of me once and she got all red in the face.

>>71847532
>>saying anything remotely intelligent is fedora
It's not intelligent to have a black and white view of the world. Dancing is partly what you said, but many times it is not.

*saves a good post for the next thread*

>>71847559
She fancies you probably
>>71847583
Hahaha madman

>>71847606

>>71847559
I think she would like the so-called dick

>>71847604
>>71847604
>>71847604
>>71847604

Might go for a walk in the rain and get drunk in an alley

Any good threads on /tv/?

>>71847559
You're in lad. play it chill

3 hours till new league starts lads, what builds are we doing

>>71847589
It's both. Yeah it's fun, but it's also sexual. Name a single cultural dance where it's not obviously to show how healthy and sexy you are. Irish dancing is all about legs and hips, ballroom dancing is quite obviously sexual, needs no explaination

>>71847651
fucking cringing at you. greasy cunt