off to the ol' /r/unitedkingdom lads edition
cara
GAS
THE
BRITS
lads
bara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
>>71839818
literally all parents are normies though. If they've managed to get a girlfriend to not only have sex and children with them, but also marry them, they're fucking normos of the highest tier.
>>71839956
do they make a "fuck black people" version?
Anime
>>71839988
This tbqh
>>71840028
racist
>>71840028
bit racist you rorke
>>71840028
yeah it's popular with American women
Doing a 'oo in Marks & Spencer
>>71840030
>mfw other people try posting the k-ons
get off my turf runt
>>71840070
mate I can see your willy. that's it. I'm calling janny
>Mum messaged me asking if I could top up the toilet roll in the downstairs bathroom
>get a couple of rolls from the airing cupboard
>walk into the bathroom to be hit with the smell of shit and my mum sitting there waiting.
There was probably literal poo on her bum lads.
Not sure what to make of it all.
>>71840070
>skidmark
alri 12 year old
>>71840030
>>71840079
I've been posting Keions here since before you were even a twinkle in the milkman's eye lad get fucked
>>71840088
Describe the smell for us x
>>71840088
what's an airing cupboard
>>71840068
Kek
>>71840131
Ohh la la Mr fancy pants
>>71840070
>skidmarks
dirty cunt
>>71840112
Would heem Megumin's fanny if you know what I mean
>>71840070
Fantastic post
*remembers the cuckio meme*
didn't even know that subreddit existed until now. Why did you?
>>71840131
some uk houses have poor ventilation. airing cupboards for storing oxygen its released automatically if co2 gets too high, theres a detection system fitted into the fire alarms
>>71840104
its from scratching
>>71840068
>>71840171
Shut man he knows. He's winding you up.
>>71840200
all cypriots should be killed
>>71840200
Literally never once heard the phrase "airing cupboard" either 2bh
t. not that guy
>>71840182
you watch anime too dude? *high fives you* kawaii girl haha what's her name?
tHIS THREAD IS DIGUSTING
can somebody start a new general not started by a plebbitor?
>>71840200
no i'm not
but ive now googled it and it seems like something thats only necessary in a place with significant periods of sub-zero temperatures
>>71840068
>>71840251
Yeah I enjoy visiting anime imageboards such as this one too haha
>>71840068
/brit/ is a strictly pro-reddit general
>>71840088
why did she ask you to come in
>>71840068
this wasn't that funny desu
What did she mean by this?
>>71840068
HOWLING
>>71840068
Good, Wilfred
>>71840242
Airing cupboard is Yank, granted. Brits have a hot press lol fuck that's fucking ancient too.
Place where you put your clean bed linens, spare duvets and such.
Ah yes it's the triggered yank who tries to prove how not triggered he is by sarcastically overreacting
>>71840350
>>71840316
>>71840251
this yank mad af
>>71840068
will be putting this on r/4chan
>>71840068
SCREAMING
Business idea:start a patriotic subreddit for britain. Usurp the shitty r/unitedkingdom
>>71840342
Kinky
>>71840375
loads of people do that on here
it's the autistic, obese, wheezing neckbeard modus operandi
>>71840387
fuck off back to your shithole
>>71840068
holy shit include me in the screenshot pls
>>71840387
What would it be called
>Business idea:start a patriotic subreddit for britain. Usurp the shitty r/unitedkingdom
>>71840362
>hot press
An enclosed storage space, typically with slatted shelving and built around a house's hot water system to generate a low dry heat, used to dry damp clothing.
Genuinely despise 99% of Yanks
>>71840068
>>71840068
BELLOWING
>>71840464
It's a great idea.
>>71840447
r/rightyunitedkingdom
>little caprice will never do interracial
REEE
literally in a seminar rn and some stupid cunt girl keeps asking irrelevant questions so it sounds like she knows what she's talking about and is nodding and making yes noises, she's even got her hand in a thinking manner.
fuck sake fake people fuck off.
>>71840068
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE
>People will be really greatful that you try French and will switch to English. This phrase is magical against rude Parisians.
why are the french such cunts
>It's a great idea.
>>71840068
BARKING
at least americans on /int/ have some self-awareness
but on reddit and other websites don't think they have any awareness of timezones, currencies, or that anything can be different.
Shan't be going to this lecture lads
why does every uni runt think they're really smart except for the east asians?
they're the only ones who don't suffer from massive unwarranted sense of self importance
>>71840379
Riley once declared fish a vegetable.
We didn't run to rebbit then because that's what arseholes do.
>>71840569
saved
>>71840519
Jynx Maze and Eva Lovia had been around for years without doing interracial, but they've both done it within the last few months. She'll do it eventually.
Hopefully she's on blacked, would be kino af
>At work
>Asian bloke said he's thinking of getting a chocolate bar
>Tell him to get a twirl
>He stands up and spins around and says 'hows that for a chocolate twirl hahahahaha'
Yes we do have good banter here.
>>71840068
i unironically laughed out loud in my seminar over this post
good fucking post.
>>71840588
did you really????
>>71840581
t. university of life student
>>71840621
t. arrogant student
Fuck off
>>71840387
they made r/casualuk and its much less depressing
>>71840586
look at this ungrateful runt
Have unironically never been on Reddit except for when results came up for it in the 'oogle for tech problems. Cannot envision anybody that would go to that place being even a halfway decent poster from what I've seen, even setting aside the Reddit boogeyman meme, and even if it's been said a million times before to the point where it's a cliche, I really wish they would fuck off of this site and go back to their thought police circlejerk instead of latching onto actual original, funny content on this site and pretending they're part of it somehow.
>I went to the university of life
>>71840589
this
african-american here, they all come around eventually heh heh heh
*ghost rides his whip, leans back, and counts his money*
>>71840635
yes i am
i should be
bsc + phd in 6 years
failure of neet otherwise
>>71840068
going to need you to pay me back for the monitor I just ruined because I spat water all over it while reading this post
London needs to be firebombed.
nothing personal
>no, no i'm not a nationalist just a patriot i swear!
>>71840621
>mfw I'm earning £1.20 more an hour than an average graduate
>>71840669
you only fuck the ugly leftovers
race mixing is good, weeds out spiritual non-whites from our pristine ranks
This entire thread is fucking redditors. You all replied to that fucking shit joke about BLACKED like imbeciles. See you on r/unitedkingdom later
paris is a literal shithole, i want to come back to london
>>71840696
who is this guy i keep seeing get posted????????????????/////
he looks like my '''''mate'''' who all my mates hang around despite him being a bit of a scumbag who robs people
SHE JUST ASKED ANOTHER STUPID AS FUCK QUESTION
*hugs you from behind*
>>71840751
call her out on it
>>71840739
>>71840692
>>71840691
>>71840683
>>71840669
>>71840635
>>71840584
>>71840581
>>71840552
>>71840539
>>71840531
>>71840519
>>71840482
>>71840467
>>71840464
>>71840420
>>71840381
>>71840375
>>71840362
>>71840354
>>71840350
>>71840342
>>71840316
>>71840287
>>71840251
>>71840242
>>71840200
>>71840180
>>71840131
>>71840119
>>71840087
>>71840028
>>71839964
fuck off
>>71840771
*turns around, nose to nose*
>>71840788
Die
>tfw to dumb to attend the school of life
>>71840771
A female friend in the past jumped on me from behind to hug me but then hit her jaw on my head.
was awkward 2bh
>>71840068
someone screencap please
>>71840683
dire
>>71840746
Newcunt
>>71840788
It is statistically likely every Australian poster has more White British blood in them than the average inhabitant of your capital city
Reckon it's time Brits fuck off
What are the requirements for uni of life lads thinking about applying
there was this lad in lectures who was asking question ALL the time
we actually had a bet, who could guess the closest the number of qs he'd ask
we'd count them on paper, it was in the 20s
it was insane
>>71840788
t. paki
>>71840771
*shunts you away with my bum*
>>71840771
*walks away and stands in the corner*
Fucking love food lads
Don't know how I'm not obese
>>71840840
Common sense
>>71840812
yeah bro then upload it to r/4chan amirite???? le bazinga xD mad upboats xDD
>>71840841
this female cunt is doing the same, she can fuck off
>>71840840
Graduate certificate from the School of Hard Knocks
>>71840808
nobody asked you anything you spastic cunt
just booked a seat in the lecture room at the university of life
>>71840068
>>71840823
Muslims in London are quintessentially British
>>71840841
Oh no someone is getting the maximum experience from an opportunity they paid a ridiculous amount of money for
>>71840068
>>71840859
haha look at my blatantly obvious sarcasm to mask my actual seething emotional state
>Muslims in London are quintessentially British
>>71840841
WOAH that's INSANE absolutely BONKERS
*walks away to talk to someone else*
at the uni of life and i dont attend any of my lecture lel
>>71840876
wew
>>71840068
!
>>71840068
screeching
roaring
giggling
@190cm spastic face
Fuck off
>>71840894
it was all anecdotal, and 20+ one minute questions and answers is almost half a lecture mate
that stuff you ask in tutorials, not in lectures
>>71840068
!!
>>71840068
amazing post
>>71840823
how can this be true when your accents are all funny
that first chip of the day
>>71840068
holy shit
will yanks ever recover?
>>71840068
>>71840068
>>71840967
>barbeque
ultimate runt flavour
based on my current projections and models i should have a gf by august or september of 2017
haha le cuck meme xD
>>71840068
BTFO
>that first 'ddit of the day
Who r/the_donald here? Any fellow 'pedes??
>>71840068 coughing
Jesus fucking christ someone needs to make an early new and free us from this hell
I know you think replying to it is being funny and showing how "in" on the jokes you are but it is doing neither you runts
What does JAV stand for?
>>71841000
disgusting, slug of a woman
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>>71840068
lmao, just came here from reddit and saw this, amazing
why is everything spicy these days
>>71841033
Shan't
>>71841030
Japanese Adult Video
>>71841030
japanese adult video
>>71841000
wow thats such a sad self description, i feel really bad for this girl
>>71841030
junior advocacy vlogs
best character coming through
will this comment get screenshotted and posted on r/4chan I wonder?
>>71840068
>>71841030
Japanese Adult video
>>71841030
japanese adult video
>>71841033
none of that, just have a steak with steamed broccoli its much better eat some real food please for your health..............
>>71841050
Thanks lad
71841054
FOY
71841059
FOY
>>71841074
Thanks lad
shoutout to that aussie downloading gta v
>>71840068
bants
>>71841030
japanese adults' video
>>71840068
Bought a bottle of Young Henry's Real Ale today
Tastes like shit
women often describe me as "satan-like"
why is everyone still replying japanese adult video
need a girl to have a wee on my willy
>>71841088
Thanks lad
71841098
FOY
>>71841113
what is satan like?
>>71840802
*leans in for a kiss*
>>71840068
THE POONITED SHARTS
>Russia will rule western Europe in your lifetime
>>71841125
bit hot innhe
>>71841132
Has never happened and will never happen. Russians are fucking retards
deleted all german contacts from my phone, I'm now hans free
>>71841132
better than the jews that currently run it
Beans and broccoli for lunch
>>71841129
i see not why so many persons wish to move 4chan discussion from here to discord
>>71841132
at least they'll sort out the muslims
>>71841155
>>71841156
Russia has more Jews than all of Europe
>>71841154
bigot
>>71841173
they can't even sort out their own muslims
>>71841173
Russia is 15% Muslim, far more than any European country.
>>71841183
they are just poor worker jews though
>>71841177
thanks for the reply loser
>>71841198
Russia sorts out their muslims
>>71841199
No they're oligarchs and billionaires
>>71841155
not funny and doesn't even make sense
>>71841199
A lot of Jewish oligarchs
>>71841198
they are just poor worker muslims though
>>71841156
But Russia is run by jews as well
>>71841234
fine by me
>>71841217
shut the fuck up you repugnant wet rag
>>71840068
SHRIEKING
>>71840068
Amerilards will never recover
>>71840961
our accent sounds like some of yours but im not an expert on them enough to say which they are
bought a new suction cup dildo
gonna give it a go
might have a nice relaxing bath
>>71841155
HAHAHAAH WTF I LOVE REDDIT NOW
MORE PUNS
MORE MEANINGLESS JOKES
MORE LEFT WING
I WANT IT NOW
>>71840068
SCREECHING
>>71841278
i always thought there was some kind of similarity with 'kney* accents
*'kney means cockney
>still raining
ahh yes, the famous spring
>>71841289
pics. x
facebook(dotcom)
/asiancrush.tv/videos/1358420297514167/
New waifu desu
Why do they try to revive some languages?
Isn't the point of language to communicate not all be special little snowflakes?
shannever
What books you lot reading then?
ate too much for lunch, got a little belly going :s
>>71841263
wew ok mr reddit
>>71841345
The great game: the struggle for empire in central asia
>>71841345
There's a Wocket in My Pocket
>>71839791
Which Pizza was it?
>>71841331
maybe a feature of languages is getting to be a snowflake
need a wank
fuck
>>71841328
chinese are truly subhuman
like a fucking ape seeing a computer for the first time
Tim is a bit angry at the cars parking on his street.
>>71841311
this lad agrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgiG7_Ey9k
>>71840068
Oh shit
Ouch
/thread
>>71841345
The body politic by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
>>71840068
Ameriblubbers BTFO
>>71841385
trying to figure out what this is from the thumbnail
>>71841384
*wanks you*
haha, now you can't do it yourself
>>71840068
DELETE THIS POST
>>71841169
Yeah this Discord trend is pissing me off too. Part of me thinks it's to do with the Reddit wave. IRC has always existed and no one gave a shit, suddenly Discord comes along and people want to shed the anonymity that makes this place for usernames and passwords, like other forums out there. Goes against the core, wouldn't mind Discord links being banned here
>>71841399
off yourself
>>71841345
Capital Vol 1
>>71841345
wheres wally
cant find him lol
>>71841428
why are people such twats when reading that?
they feel like they need to make a massive point about reading it?
I'm not meaning you btw, just people I know.
>>71840068
Americans in complete and utter ruins
Cannot see them ever recovering
>>71841421
the names on discord mean nothing though, you can't vote someone into notoriety there like you can do on reddit
>>71841387
Sounds like you don't enjoy fun maet
>>71841385
shouldn't have smashed your arse at it so hard
>>71841422
bruv don't be a rudeboi
bacon from the butchers always has more fat fry off it
it looks like the end of evangelion
>>71840068
H O W L I N G
O
W
L
I
N
G
>>71841366
i told you about that
hans free
>>71841477
people who read rousseau are notorious for being massive cunts, sorry
>>71841486
better quality meat
>>71840068
super hans free
at the hairdressers lads
what style should I ask for?
>>71841486
>bacon
disgusting
>>71841503
maybe in France, as French people are generally a bit cunty anyways
>>71841469
But you can create a circlejerk, It's nothing like this place basically. If I were to waltz in to some Discord everyone would know I'm new, there'd probably be some elitism too.
It's not exactly like Reddit obviously, but I think the two are somewhat linked if only because of how it's killing 4chan culture. Generally happens with people who don't understand this place and have hopped over
>>71841516
the just fuck my shit up cut
>>71841515
xxxxxxxxDDDDDDDDD
>71841519
was looking into how a lot of people in the US were into eugenics big time last night and how a lot of businessmen and powerful americans helped fund the nazi eugenics programs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockefeller_Foundation
Some of its infamous activities include:
Funding various German eugenics programs, including the laboratory of Otmar Freiherr von Verschuer, for whom Josef Mengele worked before he went to Auschwitz.
Construction of the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute's Institute for Brain Research with a $317,000 grant in 1929, with continuing support for the Institute's operations under Ernst Rüdin over the next several years.[13]
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/feb/06/race.usa
>The Nazis' extermination programme was carried out in the name of eugenics - but they were by no means the only advocates of racial purification. In this extract from his extraordinary new book, Edwin Black describes how Adolf Hitler's race hatred was underpinned by the work of American eugenicists
don't know too much about the subject because i was high as shit while reading a few articles on this and didnt get a full grasp on it, but it does seem legit, will look into it again later tonight.
not that shocked or anything, pretty much every government you look into does some squirrely shit in its history, our culture has slowly valued human life in all forms more and more as time has gone on.
but whats more interesting to me is that they never talked about this at all in public school and its pretty recent history. this should be common knowledge 2bh
>>71841486
murderer
ha ha i get it because american girls like having sex with black men ahahaha
hoo hoo hee hee ha ha
>>71841528
that doesnt make sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI
the jews have got me by the balls lads
Imagine it was your job to be a PR manager for people like this. Having to explain to a well-aged celebrity that staging a mock execution on a sand dune is perhaps in poor taste.
>>71840068
HOO HOO HEE HEE HA HA
>>71840068
unbelievable banter jeff
*responds to a post with 40 replies*
*Checks r/cuckold*
*Preps the wife*
>Alri darling this one is 15 inches get ready HAHA
*Rubs my micropenis*
>>71840068
BAZINGA
oh I get it hans is a german name hoho
>>71841532
its entirely elitist. all the friendless autists make a gay little secret club that only they can be in and control and make it unfriendly to outsiders - which is just the sort of thing that happened to them in school.
all they do is do the same inane posts as here and listen to shitty anime music and grime. thats it.
>>71841421
the moderation crackdown is to blame, 6 years ago half of the /sp/ catalog was off-topic threads and the other half were sport discussion
now it's half sport-generals and half-JUST etc. threads
black men
*muffled drum roll in the distance*
finished my fag
deleted all the swedish numbers from my phone
it's now mohammed free
>>71841600
black guy here hello
>>71841609
bender
>>71841600
>>71841586
>>71841556
CHORTLING
watching a programme about your mum. its called mature porn. literally any mature porn video. just pick one. thats your mums biography
lads
lads
I don't have any friends
>>71841628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPS36Dyxk5Q
relax
>>71841542
Sweden had a eugenics program well into the 60s. weird how quick they just turned into turbo leftists
I reckon I could batter every Frenchman under the sun
>>71841653
theres a discord just for you
>>71841653
LAUGHING
me too
might make a discord
thoughts?
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/837299352443977728
Ah yes, England
>>71841653
me three
lonely and sad.
i'm pathetic.
Report this yank desu
>>71841683
cant be arsed to watch it. what happens?
need a communist gf
seminar time wew, time to answer the easy as fuck quesions
>>71841676
all me
>>71841691
dont tell me what to do
>>71841681
Do it but ban all yanks
>>71841723
why?
>>71841702
which one will you choose?
>>71841733
i'd argue i'm a similar level of attraction as Aisha
>>71841701
paki shouting abuse at them
slags the man for eating pork and shit
NEET NEIGHBOUR PLAYING DRUMS AGAIN FFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFF
>>71841701
Proud muslim standing up to the evil white man
>>71841732
You're not wanted here
>>71841733
reckon I could pull aisha
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>71841659
looks like a perfect race is a race of natural leftists
>>71841785
i'm tall (of which she said she likes), a marxist and also a minority in Britain (welsh)
im legit her perfect guy so fuck off
>>71841779
why not?
Let's be honest here folks: will there ever again be a time period as productive and revolutionary in music as these five years?
I mean, during this time, you very quickly went from rock music being seen as sugary bubblegum fluff for teens, to rock being seen as almost an art form that could be taken to the level of Beethoven or Bach.
aisha would fuck anything
is 190cm a troll? what an absolute specimen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_w3T-qGKkI
>>71841816
>revolutionary
no it's more a case of music was basic as shit between 1945-1965
>sorry don't fuck tripfags ://
>>71841805
I'm 185cm, far right and Irish (which she loves)
so fuck off
>>71841827
just...like...us
various people from work keep inviting me to stuff recently
i finally have friends in my home city again lads
>>71841855
I'm good looking so fuck off
thought 190kg was my bf :(
>>71841827
>conflating love with lust
absolute state of some people
>>71841733
sara
>>71841659
its not that weird, a deep understanding of races and their flaws and advantages would only lead to the conclusion of interbreeding
>>71841876
yeah but I dont have mental issues
>>71841797
They didn't go far enough
>There were three indications for sterilisation:[6]
>Medical if a pregnancy could seriously put a woman suffering from chronic illness or permanently weakened constitution at risk of life and health.
>Eugenic indication meant sterilisation could be done if a person's offspring would receive undesired genes for insanity, severe illness or physical handicap of other kind.
>Social indication allowed sterilisation for someone evidently unsuitable to foster a child due to mental illness, being feebleminded or other distortion of the psyche, or having an asocial lifestyle.
Lads what do i do if my chest feels like it's being crushed inwards?
might have a nap
>>71841971
>>71841971
>Chest pain can be caused by anything from muscle pain to a heart attack and should never be ignored.
Call 999 for an ambulance immediately if you develop sudden severe chest pain. This is particularly important if the chest pain feels heavy, pressing or tight
Call 999 now mate