/brit/

doing a poo

doing a poo

>>71827113
You should be asleep

watching an anime

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sara

good start to the thread

>>71827113
Literally me ahaha

ya bish

babestation

>>71827113
that was me -------- sometimes

>>71827113
Why doesn't he join the lads on the left?

niggers!!

someone come up with an edgy talking point to get things started

kobe bryant from the lakers

now thats paper

>>71827165
That was me every fucking day, down to the looks as well, what a fucking state I was, wish I'd changed myself sooner.

>>71827177
he wouldn't know how to engage the normies

>>71827177
no space
that's what he gets for being fat

>>71827201
*pats you on the head*

shhh its ok now... its over.... schools over...

*holds u tight*

wish I was witty enough to come up with a gimmick

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is he walking forwards or backwards?

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>I, Dongald Pong Dump

>>71827250
just have plenty of regrets I can't seem to let go ahaha

>>71827251
your gimmick is being a spic

>>71827177
they probably make fun of him and say he's boring etc when he's probably not (normies do this a lot)

name 1 good scifi film that isn't Clockwork Orange, 2001 or the so-called Brazil which I haven't seen yet

>>71827295
Event Horizon

>>71827295
those first two you mentioned are shit and i wouldn't call a clockwork orange scifi

>>71827295
interstellar

hate hate HATE the runts who post jokes they made on tinder before the other person responds, that's half the fun

>>71827295
The Matrix.

>>71827295
sunshine

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>president bog fart

why are canadians such terrible posters?

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>president bog fart

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>>71827255

>>71827295
the first two alien films

>tfw you get high and download movies and forget you downloaded movies and your computer gives you the little message at the bottom of the screen that you totally downloaded movies and you get re-excited to watch the movies

>>71827295
bladerunner

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cara

interstellar is shit

>>71827363
bet that was your post you cretin

>>71827295
Moon, Alien

>tfw on the dole

>>71827363
yeah but he could have thought he forgot to set the timer because he set it to 10 seconds instead of the intended 5 so he was walking towards the camera to check the timer when it went off

>71827359
>71827362
EPIN FART JOKES XD

doing a punt

taking a go

>>71827363
woah

>>71827381
i would love a qt gf who cheekily flashes her private areas at you

off to the boozer lad

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>anon, you're not a xenophobe are you?

>>71827360
they're just very boring people and boring people are normally bad posters

>>71827321
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/03/the-real-reason-nigel-farage-hates-douglas-carswell/

Nigel btfo

i want a gf THIS YEAR


or else...

>>71827476
ah yes, a libertarian who spends his days making fun of people with funny coloured hair and repeating the kremlin line

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>anon...Don't call me a poo in loo again please

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>don't call me that anon

>>71827325
>clockwork orange
>2001
>shit
I'd agree with overrated cult following but shit? pleb
>>71827352
that's a great one I admit
>>71827394
Moon was surprisingly good for a space film

>>71827480
xenophobia is common sense

you don't see my picking up random snakes because there's a chance that they might not be venomous

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>>71827442

theory: paul joseph watson is a manlet

>>71827480
>>71827528
>>71827529
wish she'd fuck off with that shit hair

>>71827432
*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
that's a huge one Melania, c'mon give me some more

>>71827554
he's got kind of a high-pitched voice that would indicate manletism, but there's a picture of him next to lauren southern and he's quit a bit taller than her, but who knows maybe she's a womanlet

>>71827554
yeah. his head would at least be in line with Spain if he wasn't

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How is gf2017 going lads?

>>71827554
i get the feeling he's a king of manlets desu

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>>71827618
Every girl I meet is too good for me

Literally never had a gf in my life and also still a virgin hahahaha

where's north from here?

>>71827554
he's taller than alex jones

>>71827618
>leaving the house any more than necessary
wow...janny take care of this normie

>>71827520
http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/paul-joseph-watson-hypocritical-idiot/
and libertarians hate him
glad this is the first result when you google him

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>>71827649
same and I'm 27

>>71827618
0 shots taken

>>71827618
horrible. wish i'd never even invented this meme, nothing but heartache every time it gets posted.

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>>71827649
just be yourself

>>71827618
watching babestation a lot, so pretty good

>>71827699
>claiming you created my meme
I have been posting it in brit since 2010
FOY

>>71827682
how does this even happen?

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>>71827682
I'm 25

some day some girl is going to embrace and love my serial killer vibe and she'll date me

been making memes since I was in the womb sometime during the year nineteen hundred and ninety nine

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>>71827729
I don't know

doing a wank

>>71827682
23 here, already made peace with it

I am as myself as I could be. I sit at home all day and wank and post on /brit/. Pretty sure my gf is going to be fucking fantastic when she arrives because I'm following the advice down to the t

watching babestation webms

ayo
i need the brit holding portugese pepe pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6teOmBuMxw4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-8AGRcyvk

choon

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cracking chebs

>>71827770
well let me tell you that's it better to be virgin then to go from having sex everyday to being involuntarily celibate which is my case

almost 3 years since i've had sex

DO NOT REPLY TO THE YANK NORMIE

>>71827833
'no'

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Reminder these are the people who post under the star spangled banner

>>71827793
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488504462439.webm

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>>71827833
hips too

don't see the appeal in big sagging tits, just seems like an ugly pain

>>71827958
>DUDE BIG TITS LMAO

UKIP is dead. Bury it.

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>girl in uni used to message me everyday
>rejected because I thought she was too weird
>would do anything to have her as my gf now

>>71828072
Dentist recommended not watering the toothpaste

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qbEt_lSib4

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rate the gf

willy is rising lads

>>71828072
i water the brush before i put the toothpaste on it

post more brain memes

>>71828109
looks like a man tbqh

>>71828072
I wet the toothbrush before I put the toothpaste on and then after I finish brushing, thought thats normal, whats the point of that image?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488343785858.webm

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thoughts on lorde's new track lads?
album cover is peng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMK_npDG12Q&ab_channel=LordeVEVO

>>71828182
this is an abomination

Why so dead

>>71828182
did that start out as cum but turn into piss?

>>71828167
my thoughts exactly

the brain memes on reddit are bad

Why do people unfriend me on facebook

they don't even send a message to say

they just do it

rude

Have a suicide pact with myself

>>71828292
the brain maymay is shit in general

>>71828308
Have literally never Ben unfriended
Have you been posting shite

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>>71828308
>tfw best mate through high school unfriended me out of the blue after we left and never spoke to me again
ah yes

>>71828349
haven't posted anything recently
I reckon he specifically went through his friends list and unfriended me

>>71828308
literally who cares

>>71828308
Block him to show dominance

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this was my favourite brain meme because it was the first one i saw

now they are too formulaic

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>>71828352
mine blocked me on everything and i had to get my other friend to ask him why and his response was that i'm a loser

>>71828376
I keep a text copy of my friends list and check it every now and then in case someone unfriends me

>>71828427
dont be a fucking loser faggot then, send him a huge message of anger and fury where you insult his whore of a mother and tell him that when you send someone a friend request to be a man don't be a whore and decline it !!!!!

>>71828416
KEK

>>71828445
this was like 5 years ago m8, and anyway he tried to friend me on facebook a few years after the fact but i told him to get fucked

hate backstabbers

sparkling water is fucking ace lads

*checks the time*
ahhh yes anime-o-clock
*watches anime*

what the hell happened to /g/

people are either gay traps or /v/ posters who just shitpost constantly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMK_npDG12Q

lorde is getting hotter with age imo

>>71828487
>/g/

ahh yes the mindless consumerist runt

>>71828439
bet you don't even care about half the people on the list so why bother caring whether they're your friend on a mass data collection website?

>>71828427
Bizarre

He also blocked me on everything and I've never found out why

He's a bigger spacker than me anyway, I bumped into his mum when I was at work and she told he was still looking for a job a year school finished

>>71828501
i've heard she's extremely narcissistic because the fame went to her head

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/champagne-london-commonwealth-trade-1.4004367?cmp=rss

>Canada asked to both help and negotiate with U.K. amid 1st-ever Commonwealth trade talks

Might wrap a chicken breast in a tortilla with deli mustard sauce

Might not

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>>71828481
What brand m8

sick of having yellow teeth, might go gargle some bleach

>>71828573
>>71828573
100% this will come to nothing

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Why are old people so fucking retarded?

quite like lorde

>>71828308
them sort of people are self-righteous twats

better off without them la'

>>71828603
why would it? canada are keen on trade with us and europe, they've almost finished their deal with the EU as a whole

>>71828633
good banter

not liking how quiet /brit/ is

is this the start of the end?

>>71827665
We're two peas in a pod you and me. Well, two individual pods separated by thousands of miles but that's the way we like it, right?

Redpill me on paprika

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Post some funny youtube videos

>>71828481
Been getting into sparkling water myself.

With a hint of flavour.

Got a date with my oneitis boys.

the commonwealth realms will be one nation by 2020

screencap this

>>71828756
Poor man's cayenne.

>>71828756
it's the anime version of Inception which has been openly admitted to the media. (Paprika came before Inception.)

Satoshi Kon the director of Paprika also died prematurely and so there is a bit of a cult before him.

It's a 9/10 film and a perfect start for someone new to anime.

>>71828786
in three years?

>>71828765
you're a fucking pervert dude

>>71828809
you're bloody right

>>71828786
/brit/ didn't even know there WAS a Commonwealth until I brought it up.

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>>71828756
David Cameron likes paprika flavoured Pringles

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Normally just have my coffee black, unsweetened, straight out the pot, right?

Today it's one part black coffee, one part milk and four parts Tesco Coffee Liquor (pic related). Totally different drink. It's not as hot, for one thing. Also, I'm giggling a lot for no reason.

>>71828935
Sorry, that should've been FIVE parts coffee, one part milk and four parts Tesco Coffee Liquor. Dunno what's up with me, I'm normally good with numbers.

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>Americans will defend this

>Coffee

FOY

>>71828935
Irish Coffee > Espresso > Black Coffee > Americano > sugar sludge

>>71828786
sounds like wishful thinking to me

face it, you're stuck in leafistan and will never be feel the warm and spidery embrace of australia

>>71828349
>phone poster
>reddit spacing

you. are. cancer.

>>71828935
>>71828966
>Liquor
*Liqueur.

Look at all those consecutive vowels. Giving me the 'orn mate.

giving Jericho a re-watch
haven't seen it in a while and that lad talking about post-apoc stuff made me want to watch again.

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>face it, you're stuck in leafistan and will never be feel the warm and spidery embrace of australia


i just want to live a comfy life on tasmania full of holden commodores and midnight oil records

it's just not FAIR

deus ex says australia will become a republic this year

they predicted the meme war and 9/11 so they must be right

doingredditspacingiseriouslyhopeyoudontdothis

>>71829016
good fucking riddance

>>71829013
tasmania is basically northern england but more inbred

>>71829013
too hot
and midnight oil sounds better on fresh Canadian air

>>71828991
>>reddit spacing

???

>>71829029
find it weird how some brits love australia and others hate us

going to assume the ones that hate us are pakis

>>71827295
Her, Arrival, Moon; Interstellar's pretty decent too.

i would like to be treated by a doctor whos still alive and served the nazis


they had the best doctors

Fellow Commonwealthian,

Should The European Continental Powers and their Perfidious Lackeys in Great Britain conspire to cheat your Glorious Sovereign out of her rightful trading practices Overseas, can we, the Great British, rely on your faithful sword, your cannon, and your Might, to aid us in settling The Matter?

>>71828108
still wondering why the FUCK my gf loves these throat cancer annoying twats so much

>>71829076
Those could be Trump's last words.

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>>71827295
Stalker or Solaris

>gf in a anhero, I know, I know, it's serious.

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message She is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

She was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the woods;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

- Auden

>>71827295
Dune

>>71829150
the Dune movie is pretty mediocre.

>>71829175
1) There are several movies, the one in 2 parts is good
2) gf funeral today, be nice plox

>>71829152
me on the right

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FUCK THIS STUPID SLAGGY BINT

>>71827295
That you haven't seen yet?

Fifth Element
Edge of Tomorrow
Her

>>71829198
why did your gf do a 'cide?

>>71829130
>not The Mirror
The Mirror is Tarkovsky's true plebfilter

>>71829198
I've only seen the Lynch film and the documentery about Jodorowsky, besides reading the books

>>71829152
I don't rate this post f am

>>71829198
"Do not cry that it is over. Smile, that it happened."
-Dr Seuss

>>71829220
yea but its not really sci-fi

>>71829211
stop spamming this no one gives a fuck

lads

>>71829198
Why is your gf kill?

>>71829216
Well basically I think she was the rebel of a very competitive family. Volunteered a lot... Brothers and sisters with prestigious jobs and she had none. Had been to the psych ward several times. Too much medication, jumped under a train.

>>71829242
oui, trying to

>directors a few metres away having a big discussion next to a whiteboard
>"well, anon is the only guy who does and knows X, Y and Z; he's invaluable"
>"hmm...yeah, we can't just fire someone like anon"

It's good that I have some security but feeling quite threatened right now desu lads

>>71829280
heavy train >>71829281

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Some people would call me an 'artist'
some like myself

>>71829245
didn't even read the post you were replying to 2bh, just assumed it was a film rec request

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Q7cvTh_jU

>>71829130
Stalker is now on my watchlist thanks hojita

>>71829214
couldn't stand Her, turned it off around the second act when the disgusting mustached man masturbated with Siri for like fifth fucking time

>>71829270
shut the fuck up you stupid fucking faggot and get the fuck of the computer for once in your pathetic sad little life

cunt

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>>71829281
>getting caught up in the whirlpool of samsara
bad idea

think I'm the best looking lad on /brit/ 2bh

>>71829325
Wow

Whoa haha

Yikes!

>>71827295
Under the Skin

>>71829339
Legit thought you were replying to:
>>71829325

>>71829332
>word that means "wandering" or "world"
nice

>>71827295
her bugged me out when I was stoned. Would recommend

virgin and proud

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>>71829317
Actually Her wasn't that great now I think about it. I just threw it up there because I had to think of a third film. Can't just post two, that would be crazy.

I hope you wil consider the other two I posted, they're far better than Her. They're action sci-fi, as opposed to the plodding drama of Her.

Helo, sut dych chi?

pissed the fuck off at that brit telling me no one gives a shit about my problems

>>71829365
Female? Good for you.
Male? Loser.

>>71829409
are you 16?

*kills you*

>>71829409
Link to one or more of these posts so I can read them for myself and decide if you have been wronged.

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>when he does the virgem post

za from dindin is done la, still hungy tbqh ngl :/

>>71829387
will consider those two
is edge of darkness the one about war with respawning?

>>71829428
nah fuck off dickhead im livid

>>71829423
shutup

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this is why I hate virgins, they are always horny and it's so annoying it pisses me off

>>71829439
>edge of darkness
of tomorrow*

man I forgot how good Jericho season 1 was
it all went to such shit in season 2

Best mate won't talk to me because I called him out for treating his friends like shit under the excuse of being 'depressed'. What do I do lads

>>71829462
Call him a stupid bloody wuss

>>71829462
seize his soul

>>71829462
best mate hasn't talked to me because he wants to beat the shit out of me for nearly shagging his gf

just fingered her and she sucked me off for a bit but we were both hammered

>>71829439
Yes. Tom Cruise keeps getting killed in a battle against aliens and reverting back to a sort of "save" point every time, but with the knowledge that this is happening. He has to find out what is going on (re: this "save game" business") and try to win the battle.

It's great because there's a real transformation in his character. If I say any more I'll spoil it.

>>71829462
Suck his cock

>>71829482
Why do you talk like a brit, you filthy loyalist

>>71829462
he's probably a selfish prick and not worth your time.
I'm at the point now where I really don;t care for most of my "friends" at all and really only hang out with them because we all live nearby
I'm moving away soon and probably wont keep contact.

>>71829482
Bang out of order. I'd have banged you out.

>>71829494
yea I liked this movie a lot too, plus Emily Blunt was real peng
Tom Cruise has pretty good taste in films he chooses to act in.

none of my mates like my statuses

only randoms i have on there

:(

Popadom feast,
I'm in chutney deep,
Popadom feast,
I'm in chutney deep,
But I've made up my mind
Lime pickle my baby
ooh
Lime pickle my baby

hey mate want to mate

>>71829519
ah hes chatted up girls ive been chasing before

we were drunk

>>71829198
Be strong anon

I don't rate hunter s thompson

>>71829554
i havent posted a status since 2011

>>7182946
mate and I drifted apart after highschool

>>71829570
u sum kinda poet la?

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Thoughts on this one?

>>71829599
patlebian

he has some really good stuff that is less talked about, but his popular stuff is a bit shit

I've got to 182lbs in my bulk. Feeling bigger

>>71829599
he's a very "American" character
I can understand why Europeans wouldn't like his work.

ETSUBATSU

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What're you lookin at wankah

>>71829622
It's a man, sHE admitted it

>>71829627
fat cunt who bulks before summer?

>>71829627
>>71829432
what do?

>>71829622
would probably shag

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>>71829644
you my man

>>71829409
no one gives a shit about your problems
>>71829462
find a new best mate
>>71829494
first on watchlist this weekend because seems like a good one to watch with gf
will report back, it better be good or else
>>71829482
hope it's obvious to you that you deserve to get beaten up

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>>71829589
got to..

only have to do one more set of curls today but can't be arsed

>>71829654
I was 166lbs and I'm 6'2 so I was a hungry skeleton before

>>71829686
Did he eat it all?

>>71829679
:)

>>71829622
would put my finger in its bum

>>71829686
those faces

>>71829678
spilled red wine on a white cat, wat do?

>>71829686
thailad?

subway is fucking tearable

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>>71829686

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPp_1SDueM

wtf I love advertisements now

>>71829713
I see a midget sometimes at the underground. He was once dressed in a sailors outfit and was running towards me as I turned a corner. Creased. This sounds made up but it's a real.

and now we wait

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lol

tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha

thaiLAD
THAIlad
BATMAN!!

i mean THAILAAAD!

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>>71829758

>>71829712
let them be, lick it off or let them do it themselves and watch them get drunk

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>>71829758

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbbjOKy7mQs&ab_channel=DBongLord

my inspiration

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>tha

>>71829509
You're probably right desu but he owes me money

>>71829785
https://youtu.be/YC1RrgPnzRU?t=3m30s

>>71829748
pics
how did you built a /brit/ cult following

>>71829586
"Been chasing" =/= gf

It's a dick move to cockblock your mate, but messing around with their girlfriend is much worse. You've possibly soured that relationship beyond repair, and exposed yourself as untrustworthy around a mate's woman.

How can he be mates with you and have a long term girlfriend now? He wouldn't feel safe. You might even have made him paranoid about all women, and/or all of his mates.

You basically ruined his life, but by "you" I mean you and the girl, not just you. Unless you initiated it (which I strongly doubt), she's more the guilty party here, depending on a few things, like how drunk you were, how drunk she was, and what kind of guy you are. Best way to get him back onside is to put it all on her, she took advantage of the drunken, out of control version of you. If she wasn't drunker than you and she initiated it then you'd be doing him a favour saving him from a cheating whore.

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>>71829822

>>71829822
he's my guy too

gf just recieved a text message from a 4 digit number. The message is a bunch of gibberish and weird symbols. Thailad you're IT what the fuck does this mean

>>71829836
I'll try to get a pic next time I see him.

dank memes

>>71829783
5 6 4 2 3 1

>>71829882
>>71829890

am I getting virus'd

>>71829911
post message

new thread now

it's 1:11pm, can i get drunk yet?

>>71829966
go to work

>>71829973
i have chicken pox, i could die

>>71829620
I just get excited about food in general sometimes. It's new lyrics for the Chorus of Madonna's Papa Don't Preach:

2:10
https://youtu.be/LL0tXgaA2xQ?t=2m10s

>>71829996
>>71829996
>>71829996