Buds NOT lads edition
rate the gf
>>71824934
first for the most powerful race in the world, the québécois
>>71824934
Boys not buds to be honestly
me
r8
the gf
>mom and stepdad are having yet another big fight about their awful marriage with threats of lawyering up and ending the marriage again
here's hoping they actually go through with it this time and preferably stay apart
>>71825008
Good
>>71824968
Better
>>71824983
best
>>71825035
Dumb animeposter
>gaming laptop
Manifesto:
>Electoral Reform (literally anything but FPTP)
>Liquor Reform (Beer and wine sale allowed in non-liquor stores, beer and wine consumption legal in public)
>Legalization of marijuana, investigation into decriminalizing and regulating other drugs
>Volunteering for a special military/public service term confers preferred entry into post-secondary institutions, prioritized medical treatment, expedited access to gun license
>Program to encourage every child to engage in a sporting activity, funding easily available to select programs to achieve this (eg., subsidized hockey equipment)
>Uniform, mandatory sexual education in elementary school; religion not grounds for opting out
>Nutrition and health taught through school, emphasizing the importance of calories and macronutrients and a 40/40/20 split of protein/fats/carbs; abandonment of the food pyramid
>Economic and life-planning courses mandatory through secondary school, taught as a regular course alongside sciences and English etc.
>Mandatory second language education until secondary graduation (does not need to be French, but primary must be English)
>1.5% military budget, commit to defending NATO countries while withdrawing from interventionism in the Middle East and North Africa
>2% GDP towards development/expansion of Canadian space exploration program
>Capital punishment for treason, terrorism, war crimes.
>Increased availability of gun ownership, requiring a proficiency test.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
>As well, anyone who exits Canada to join a foreign military organization, unless approved by the Canadian government, will be arrested upon return.
>Shift focus as much as possible into renewable energy.
just googled a random combination of numbers and letters and this was the result
not sure how to feel 2bh buds
the gf
>>71825117
VERY
E
R
Y
THICC
H
I
C
C
is there anything on /hr/ other than people jacking off to celebrities
need a good movie to watch
hmmmm....
maybe sniper(1993)
>>71825166
robocop
>>71825132
wheres the sport in that?
>>71825166
Just watched Imperium, was pretty good dessu
>>71825177
but i've seen that already
>>71825198
haven't heard of it
>>71825199
I like the /cum/ version better
>>71825179
this isn't for sport. It's for getting these pests off your property [spoiler/] and for getting meat [/spoiler]
>>71825035
Your dad exudes a raw masculinity (which you can never hope to emulate) which is both repellent but utterly compelling to a woman. She'll shout and shout at him without realising that all she is doing is building a sexual tension to an unbearable high which can only be resolved when he throws her down on the bed and takes her violently (and she'll love it).
>>71825211
ok then, kung fu hustle
>>71825211
Harry Potter is a FBI agent who goes undercover as a skinhead, quite good and does a good job humanizing the far right while still saying Neo Nazis are pretty fucked
>>71825226
>dad
stepdad
>She'll shout and shout at him
she doesn't even yell, it's literally him screaming the same things and insults over and over
>when he throws her down on the bed
they don't even want to be in the same room as each other
he's slept on the couch in the living room for over a week and part of the arguments have been over how he won't even say goodbye when he leaves anymore because they're so far apart now
dumb brit
>>71824934
alri lads
no bullying non-cum flags
>>71825393
fuck off cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB6ZMx7IuNI
>>71825393
this
please give us our rights
>>71825403
Die
>>71825305
Completely missed that it was stepdad somehow, but in my defence I have had a few ales. That's even worse desu, I'm sure he fucks her frequently and then chooses to sleep on the sofa because he prefers his own space, and she just can't handle that. Wouldn't even feel guilty about doing it in front of you as you aren't related to him.
/cum/ belongs to immigrants not americans
>>71825432
*fires high powered water jet from a fire hose in your direction*
>>71825444
they're relationship would be better if that was the case
I'd know because in the past when they were having spats like this they'd fuck and things would actually be peaceful for a bit
frankly if it gets them both to shut the fuck up I don't care what they do
>>71825437
Der
>>71825503
des
>>71825520
desu
>>71825468
>immigrants
>americans
Exactly the same thing you fucking spacker, there is no distinction. You lot are just the cowards who ran away from Europe desu, no better than the Syrians who are fleeing their homeland instead of making it great again.
mountain dew dubs
How mexicans be looking like the handsome indian actors, yet they both be ugly asf lmfaoo ded
the gf
>>71825573
>collectivism
i did not in fact flee from europe
>>71825585
oh damn the dew wasn't strong enough huh
maybe this time?
>kys
Literally a 14 year old insult
seriously stop it, it's fucking embarrassing
>>71825611
step aside cuck
>>71825621
thoughts on the danelaw and the great heathen army?
>>kys
>Literally a 14 year old insult
>seriously stop it, it's fucking embarrassing
the gf
>>71825653
saved
Mormons
>>71825653
>>71825611
would she look like a holocust victim with out all that clothing/stuffed bra cover it up?
she looks several anorexic
>>71825719
more
hhehehehehehe
LADS
I'm bald.
i'm greek
I'm gay.
>>71825728
ananı siktim aptal orospu çocuğğğü!!!!!!!!
I'm chicano
>>71825809
we know
*smokes in a no smoking area*
Heh...
>>71825734
more what
>tfw can't even get a boner to straight porn anymore
I might have a problem buds
This is the ideal female body.
>>71825826
subtlety is not my strong suit
>>71825892
Where is the penis?
Was going to get high and play Dark Souls and eat timbits tonight but I just remembered my parents are coming to visit
>>71825871
more like morons
>>71825892
hnnnnng
>>71825918
dangling under the skirt
>This is the ideal female body.
>>71825097
Ironically this.
Let's hope you lead us to victory in the election. Who's our major challenger? Is it /brit/?
>>71825972
yes
>>71825942
don't say that, i know a mormon and she is definitely NOT a moron
>>71825611
Don't you mean bf?
>>71825892
you can never really see her body in any of the pictures i assume because she's emaciated and fucked up looking
>>71825972
I want her to die from giving birth to my many children.
>>71825986
I'm afraid of the /ausnz/+/balt/ bloc's Banterkorps more than anyhting else
the gf
>>71826036
>he likes fat girls
>>71826079
borderline obese
>no bunny gf
the bebi
>>71826108
no i don't like fat girls but it appears to me that anzu probably has like 0.00001% fat and probably has an entirely flat chest
>taylor swift is the biggest thing ever
how?
>beyonce is supposedly even bigger or as big
How?
>the weeknd had not even 4 hit songs but he's still at least lady gaga tier
HOW
the gf
Guys stop posting that fucking Turkroach she's not attractive
>>71826123
pic-related is a bunny gf, you want a rat gf
>>71826150
all those charts are based on children for the most part
adults have more diverse interests so you don't see the yuge numbers stuff that caters to children does
that's why pewdiepie is the #1 youtube channel and why pop music is the way it is
>>71826172
go away bud
*tells canada to shut up*
Anzu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Taylor Swift
Turkroach should be execute. Make Istanbul Constantinople again.
>>71826311
awful post
>>71826311
how bout no
>2017
>not being a pantheist
plebs
This thread is 100% garbo
Does anyone have the blacked edit for Anzu
What political standpoint does /cum/ take?
*tells canada to shut up again*
anzu is of ancient greek stock
she is corrupted by islam and barbaric steppe culture
This is an american female (male).
>>71826394
no
getting pretty sick of all the faggots on this site
never used to be this many, or at least as vocal
gotta be the reddit influence
>>71826400
*punches you in the balls*
wtf canada!?
oooouch!!
>people are getting upset over pictures of a turkish goddess
Anzu has a penis
t. Knower
>HE joined the thread
le sigh
>>71826399
totalitarian
>>71826502
*filthy fucking cockroach
easter?
Is the dog going to be okay?
>>71826532
ok that made me laugh
Post a pic of Anzu not dressed like a nip and see how ugly it is.
>>71826399
There is only one standpoint for /cum/.
>>71826577
He looks like eggman
>>71826399
Radical centrist, I work my brain out at the library.
>>71826577
>Post a pic of Anzu not dressed like a nip and see how ugl-
>>71826602
That looks like a fucking dude wtf
>>71826565
I like cats more
>>71826602
Disgusting.
>>71826601
God dam its like a turk went to sweden.
>>71826615
you've got to be kidding
easter?
>>71826615
>>71826643
shit taste
Just had some whataburger buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKEz7_TlTZA
I can't believe this only has 20k views
It's the strangest thing i've ever heard a president say
i want to send ted kaczynski a letter but i don't want to be on the list of people who write to ted kaczynski
somebody stop this
>>71826699
Absolutely abhorrent
leafs are inbred
ask me anything
JJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YOU'RE NOT MAILED HOTPOCKETS TO SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY
>>71826699
>Wearing a shirt under the robe
Who does she think she's fooling? Everyone knows she's a slut.
>>71826716
*leafs are in bed with my mum
t. you
>>71826719
Where do you sit on the spectrum?
>>71826752
never got diagnosed
>>71826719
what is that picture you posted
>*leafs are in bed with my mum
What? she sleeps under a tree?
wtf?!
Fuck illegal aliens tbqhwy
>>71826770
1 billion old school runescape gold
>>71826776
>>71826735
Exactly you forgot he does it for free
>>71826806
LOL
>>71826806
That is actually funny and sad the same time.
>>71826806
lel if she thinks shes staying in the us she sure is a dreamer
Why are you guys obsessing over a t*rkish trap?
>>71826836
she was asking for it
>>71826806
Is she an immigrant or an illegal immigrant?
Big difference.
i like to annoy canadians
>>71826836
the only sad part about this is that she wasn't summarily executed
>>71826741
she's hiding her stuffed bra
>a janitor deleted /tv/'s 80000000... GET
>>71826889
i like cute things
>>71826806
lol
>>71826914
She's covered under DACA but she waited too long to renew it so she's fair game
>>71826914
Dreamer is newspeak for illegal alien.
>>71826949
lets check
>>>/tv/80000000
>>>/tv/79999999
imagine if anzu was thicc
>>71827011
Imagine if it was a woman
>>71827018
Imagine if it was a human.
have not eaten meat in two days
>>71827027
:{
Haven't eaten since noon yesterday lol
>>71827004
wow it sure is anti-fun around here nowadays
I can't take a shit guys help
It's been almost 5 days
low social interaction has the equivalent lifespan impact as smoking 15 cigarettes daily or being a raging alcoholic. Cutting yourself off from others is worse, even, than inactivity. And twice as bad as obesity
lol my boss left work early
should i leave early too?
>sibling has money problems
>she pays a company to get professional photos of herself taken for vanity's sake
that's weird, right?
>>71827211
No, being bad with money is the norm
>>71827211
most women are incredibly irresponsible with their money, so i'd say that's pretty ordinary actually
>>71827186
FONT
>>71827211
Poorfags are literally only poor because of how bad they are with money. The left wing media wants you to believe that every single poor person has a sick, uninsured mother and child. When the reality is it's all their fault
>>71827186
What if u do all 3
>>71827277
this is very true
for example there are literally people who will pay 4x the price of alcohol to drink at a bar
>>71827237
this
women need to be given an allowance by rational men
>thread dead at 8pm
>>71827337
i know so many men who would be doing well financially if not for their girlfriend/wife constantly spending it on what seems to be nothing
>be woman
>text my fraaaaaaaaaaands while driving because im an idiot with no self control
>die
>she started typing but didn't respond
fuck snapchat, I didn't need to know this
It has been 4 years since I texted someone other than my parents or brother
>change lead photo on tinder
>get 5 new matches in the space of a half hour
What do I say to them lads
what created the religious dogmatism of the middle ages?
More than any other part of America, the South stands apart. Thousands of Northerners and foreigners have migrated to it ... but Southerners they will not become. For this is still a place where you must have either been born or have 'people' there, to feel it is your native ground. "Natives will tell you this. They are proud to be Americans, but they are also proud to be Virginians, South Carolinians, Tennesseeans, Mississippians and Texans. But they are conscious of another loyalty too, one that transcends the usual ties of national patriotism and state pride. It is a loyalty to a place where habits are strong and memories are long. If those memories could speak, they would tell stories of a region powerfully shaped by its history and determined to pass it on to future generations
I'd like to hold hands with a girl
>>71827524
bit lewd there anon
>>71827494
>>71827524
same
I've never done that, or even kissed one
women are afraid of my swag
>>71827491
Barbary slave traders and Ottoman incursions into the Balkans
>Virginia
>Southern
>>71826776
Look man, illegals shouldn't be here, it'd be better for them and for us if they came to America the proper way, but most of them are uneducated (mexico's education system stinks idk about the chinese's or any other countries), but most of them aren't coming with an evil jewish gleam in their eye, like to make the native populace weak and poor, and to enrich themselves, they're just hopeless and poor and frankly stupid and helpless, I'm not saying "let's excuse them all and give them citizenship" , not at all, that only hurts us in the present, and possibly, long run, but I am saying that you shouldn't hate them all as a group, this sort of thinking is unproductive in today's age, and frankly, outgrown. if your statement was more like "fuck illegal aliens that come here and then commit crimes" then i'd agree.
once saw a thread on /d/
the subject was "people holding hands"
best wank of my life
>>71827486
how does that work
also what happens when you get matched with a fat person
https://www.google.com/maps/@39.8577175,-4.0259821,3a,57.8y,103.54h,58.67t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIcy5-BJ4XiiTD1IibbXG-A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
buds
>>71827602
CHI
I'm going to sleep
Please don't cry, i'll be back tommorrow ok?
>>71827614
How does what happen?
Also I only swipe right on fatties by accident, some of them are very good at disguising it
Dubs and I run shouting down the halls about the niggers,
i'm a happy camper
>>71827685
Weed makes you dumb and lazy. Stop.
>>71827680
Wew lads. Dodged a bullet. Who am I kidding? Blacks can't aim for shit.
>>71827628
honorary, if that. I have a soft spot for mexicans because I got kicked out at an early age for being a degenerate, and i had to live among them and blacks for a good 10 years until I was able to better myself, and they were nothing but good to me, even the gangbanging scum, those guys were fun, if irrational and illogical most times. fuck niggers though, they literally have to turn 50 or older until they become any sort of human, and that's because they're too weak usually to be dangerous and physical.
>>71827685
I'm calling the cops
>>71827494
It's like that with natives in every state. The reason it was more pronounced in the South is that virtually nobody was moving there for a long time.
Do you think native Vermonters, Oregonians, Montanans, and Ohioans aren't proud?
Ok, maybe not Ohioans.
>>71827685
Reported to DEA
>>71827587
There's like 3 counties in the very north populated entirely with DC types but outside of that nothing about VA is not southern, and I've been there twice
Florida includes Miami which is officially a bilingual county. Is Florida not southern too?
>>71827700
>>71827722
>>71827741
and to think i was gonna share with you guys
>>71827772
You wouldn't have even offered. :^(
>>71827765
>Is Florida not southern too?
Only the northern third
>>71827772
>sharing
fucking commie get out
>>71827700
No, it does not.
>>71827772
Fuck em. I'd smoke with you, but mine looks better.
>>71827654
Good bye Denmark
>>71827804
If you're going to be retarded and shrink the south to only the most stereotypical the region only includes MS, AL, and SC. Not even Georgia because it has Atlanta.
>normal /int/ thread
>argentinian and chilean start using the thread to exchange anime pictures for hours until thread hits bump limit
>>71827815
>but mine looks better.
it's not a competition carl
Communism is the answer
>>71827815
It literally does.
t. former stoner
>>71827846
Are you actually stupid
I have ate too many jew circle thigns today
>>71827880
Yes
>>71827494
>loyalty
>pride
>patriotism
>nationalism
>tribalism
Phew lad, you only need a tiny bit of racism and some chemical x and you can become the next Hitler with those kind of speeches.
>>71827847
>normal thread
>/b/eddit downies and and /pol/ aspies go on an autistic tirade anytime something political is mentioned and derailes the thread is derailed with no hope of returning
i hate this site so fucking much
>>71827847
that's what happens when you watch too much anime, so please don't watch anime
babbi
>>71827805
>not having a sense of Christian charity
Spiritually dead people like you create the moral voids that allow diseases like communism to thrive.
>>71827865
It's not, but it's an indication that mine's higher quality. I'd rather smoke the higher quality bud.
>>71827876
It does not.
t. current stoner who's got his shit together
>>71827867
get on the helicopter
I'm going to spend two hundred bucks on a shirt tomorrow.
>>71827895
Onion rings?
>>71827944
No.
*siezes your means of reproduction*
>>71827950
I think that's silly, but I don't think anything bad about you because of it. Enjoy.
>>71827951
Nah, they're like bread donuts.
*seizes the means of turning boys into sissy Bois*
>>71827967
*executes you in a stadium*
>>71827967
*sends a fire squads at your house
>>71827971
When I bought this new three years ago it was dark black. I've had elbows replaced. It isn't ready yet to be retired by any means but when time comes I'll have companion to replace it with.
>>71827989
pls turn me into a sissy boi
>>71827237
our mother is actually the one whose good with money in the family. my dad isn't so great with it.
sister might just be retarded.
everyone itt should drink a massive glass dihydrogen monoxide
>>71827991
>>71828010
you may have taken me and my family, but my ally will finish his task
>>71827989
go forth brother!
Spanish intrigues me
Mexicans what would it mean if a male spanish speaker only used the feminine version of nouns?
>>71828018
does it come with a bolo tie?
>>71828048
*of dihydrogen monoxide
fuck my ass senpai
>>71828048
sounds dangerous senpai
>>71828068
dihydrogen monoxide is for gays
>>71828065
I know you're being a wise-ass but I would buy myself a high end western cut suit if I could find place that made them.
rate me
I need expensive clothes, maybe girls would notice me desu
>>71828092
just be clean and don't look like a slob.
the kind of girls who would notice and care about brands aren't good people.
>>71828091
shit taste/10
>>71828092
just iron a Supreme logo onto your shirt
>>71828063
odd
in fact some people change the gender of some things for comedy purposes
but in a casual way and everyday it is just weird
>>71828091
worst girl, worst gun, worst ideology, worst president. 1/10 for the swedish homogay hair otherwise a 0
>>71828114
>shit taste
ikr. slav meme guns are the worst. ak47 a shit
>>71828154
>worst president
>flag
keep crying bitch nigga
>>71828048
my teacher pulled this meme on me
>>71828173
my grandpa has an old AK
it's not bad to take out shooting for shits and giggles
I gotta be frank with somebody. I root for anyone and anything that erodes democratic political systems in the west as they are historic fad. Some day, perhaps if I live long enough, there will once again be a sweep of authoritarianism in the Occident. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eab_eFtTKFs
Why are niggers afraid of ghosts?
>>71828303
Ha, they're the spooks.
>>71828303
Because 7 8 9
>>71828225
cant shoot straight for shit though. m14 was clearly better
>>71828270
>authoritarianism
Cuck
>>71828303
>not being afraid of the restless undead stalking the mortal plane
>>71828331
>stalking the mortal penis
hehehe
me punching a mexican
Browsing 4chan on public transport lol
*tips*
>>71828303
They're generally really superstitious from my experience
Same reason they dont fuck with horror movies
>>71828377
or go into the woods.
>>71828377
they don't like horror movies?
>>71828361
you punching a mexican
>>71828403
They dont like anything thats scary
This also includes roller coasters
>>71828407
weird desu
doin the ol' stay up late again routine buds
>>71828414
I dont blame them
Why would you want to scare yourself?
>>71828423
Scary movies aren't really scary. I mean, I don't feel afraid while watching them at least. It's just suspenseful, or jump scares that startle you.
Adrenaline rushes can be fun.
>>71827765
Florida and Virginia are nothing like the South. The only thing they have in common with it is that there geographically there.
>>71828423
>he doesn't like getting spooked
i enjoy creepy shit and getting a little spooked. it's fun
>>71825660
Is that Eric from Tim and Eric?
>>71828364
I'm always afraid of someone noticing me on 4chinz and saying something.
You spergs need to keep your distance
>>71828477
Why?
Fuck normies
>>71828467
Scaring people is also fun. I was one of those little shits that would hide around corners and jump out at friends to scare them. Had a few friends fall over.
I'm surprised I never got punched.
>>71828464
unironically kill yourself
*looks for anti-American sentiment in /cum/*
>>71828485
he means one of those greasy weeb faggots that come up to you and spout memes
he doesnt want them noticing him
>>71828496
Nigger if you left your house and actually went to say somewhere like Georgia or Alabama, you would know why i say that.
>inb4 hurr durr niggers in those states.
more like u-s-gay, huh
>Pittsylvania
>>71828361
him punching a mexican
>>71828527
>pittsburg
>its not in a jewish hole
>>71828507
Exactly
>>71828511
I live in South Carolina and I have lots of family in North Florida
I doubt you have spent half the time I have in the Deep South
what type of name is pittsylvania
>>71828578
too early reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>71828361
what's the source of this
>>71828666
308
>>71828797
309
>>71828830
310
>>71828856
good job, jeb!