/brit/

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cara

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>it's a Nova edition

>page 4
imagine the state of his nut

there's already a thread up
>>71820617
>>71820617
>>71820617

>>71820804
https://soundcloud.com/landabois/alfair
opinion?

TERRORIST ATTACK IN DEVON!!!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-39138368

I WONDER WHICH RELIGION OF PEACE COULD BE BEHIND THIS

Anderson is my PSI division waifu

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>>71821047

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

The mong can't post a 'non-deano nice car'

What a fucking idiot

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the goal

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>>71822767

Who else /questiontime/

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Flew with one of these. Hong Kong to Taipei. Amazing t b h.

>>71822812
God that looks horrid

What a piece of shit, chav-tier

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find the tranny fixation on toilets quite funny

these people are clearly suffering from major unresolved anxieties in the anal development stage, obsessed with bodily function. they are terrified by the act of excretion because it is such a stark reminder of our animal nature.

The very concept of a 'nice car' is Deano as fuck

Netflix has gone full out Silverstein

All of its new shows are about black people

>>71822758
https://youtu.be/-UPlqbBGu7k

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>>71822690
>only bad unis pay their union president

what the fuck are you on about

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>>71822835
go back to your MacbookPromobile

>>71822814
me

i am question time

current mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82wU5NfRfr4

>>71822879
post fucking machines

>>71822742
Deano

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>>71822814
would rather watch my own mother getting beheaded by jihadis

>>71822875
Wow... it's as almost as if black people... exist...

>>71822772
>tfw fokker is defunct

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the goal

>>71822910
>>71822893
disgusting

Just copped an Audi RS8

>>71822875
>Silverstein
The band?

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need a psychic gf to beat me up

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the fucking goal

zzzz reposting

How much do you spend on lunch each day lads?

Me? About £3.20

usually eat rice with chicken/tuna and salad and some fruit or a protein bar.

>>71822964
Been doing like £7 last few weeks
Need to cut back

>>71822964
£0.00

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The catseye was invented by Percy Catseye.

Completely mental how they both share a name.

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>Question Time

Ah yes because I want to sit and listen to a bunch of Deanos, Pakis, chavs, and communists give their thoughts on the state of the nation

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"How can Spongebob live under the sea?
He is IN the sea."

- Sigmund Freud.

watching an old Gauge scene called weapons of ass destruction

>>71822962
until the new one comes out

>>71822964
my mummy makes me a packed lunch every day

>>71822962
>It's a 'Deano posts cars' episode

Well, I'm off, night all.

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the 'room

How do I sue google? They are recommending me things they should know nothing about.

>>71823025
>he saved a picture of my room from years ago
pls go

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>>71822964

Like 40p.

M&S sale stuff from the previous night innit.

>>71822964
have a protein cookie which costs about £1

>>71822991
woooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

>>71822964

£3-£4

usually have a co-op meal deal, M&S microwave meal or Mcdonalds. used to get nandos when i had one near work

>>71823043
look at that deanette

>>71823043
>1 sandwich for lunch

you a skelly or a girl?

>>71823044
that's it?

>tfw never read much psi anderaon till I started getting the mega collection.

Good fucking shout to the lad 2 years ago who suggested jumping on.

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>>71823043

would take home to meet parents

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the habitat

>>71823001
>drumpf is racist
>brexit is a mistake
>muh NHS
>muh tories

ah yes quality programming indeed

>>71823065
have 5 eggs for brekkie, protein cookie for lunch and then spend most of my calories when i get home

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me

>>71820804
found some icelander on reddit that said some guy tried to rape him when he was 15
was a pretty big news story like a year ago
he posted a very long story and everything

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new development in London

>>71823025
amazed you saved my room

morning lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3zpH7G5Zgk

>>71823001
>chavs
Implying the have workimg class white lads.

Its all black men, girls and pakis.

All from the south regardless of location.

>>71823081
What race is she?

>>71823139
the names in the story even match

>>71823157
prove its yours

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the post-uni life

>>71823176
slag

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"Psychology was a mistake."

- Sigmund Freud

>>71823054
Got 93% in one of my modules. That was the highest I got I think. Game theory, which I originally hated, but then grew challenging.

>>71823176
Gay

>>71822812

>>71822812

Dut dun un uh, dun nun uh nuh, dun nun nuh nun nun nah.

question time lads

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

>>71823043
patrician

>>71823176
jizzard wizard

>>71823200
which game? starcraft? skyrim??

>>71823176
human

>>71823176
Plastic

>>71823255
yes

>>71823255
aoe2 mate

I minored in total war

>>71823065

You can get a ready meal for that much. Sandwiches for about 20p.

The Goal

>New-build 2-bed semi
>BMW 3 series
>Sky TV
>Stone Island and Armani Exchange clobber
>Yearly holidays in Southern Spain
>Arsenal season ticket

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>>71823189

need the succ NOW

>>71822964
I just have some butties I made along with a piece of fruit, fuck knows how much it comes to.

possessions will never give you happiness

finding a blonde wife is the key

>>71823318
christ alive

They're talking about nonces on qt

>>71823297
my M&S varies loads, sometimes I go in and its 25p for a decent sandwich, other times nothing, other times only like a 20% discount

...but only 5-10% of the sandwich stuff is ever discounted and this is 10 mins before the shop closes.

wish the mongs working there would sort their act out.

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Are you ready?

>>71823377
Brexiters can't read

Got a rec for you lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855eDSjhgOk

>>71823354

xo

>>71823377
>New Generation Thinker
what is this in plain english

tfw dick keeps dripping piss

>>71823290
nice

did you sneak a big daddy in while the lecturer wasn't looking?

line of whizz anyone?

>>71823318
Now post a PoV of you holding your willy over your keyboard

>>71823429
*delicately plugs it with the tip of my tongue*

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rank > jung > adler > freud

>Amazon don't accept Paypal

erm....?

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1488495321552.jpg

>>71823459
I don't live in that house nor own that keyboard anymore

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read 57 books last year
on book 12 of 2017

>>71823448
big daddy was aoe1

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>tfw no southern english gf

Want to be the sort of person who only watches 1 film a week on a saturday, 1-2 television drama episodes in the evenings mon-Fri, only uses the internet for work activities, news and intellectual resources and primarily gets his entertainment from BBC Radio 3 and 4

>>71823484
fuck off

*snuggles /bwit/*

>>71823484
willy?

>>71823519
a basic bitch?

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imagine caring about trivia like award shows, music charts, football, brands etc

>>71823427
Arts and Humanities Research Council

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>>71823357

Had sex with a noncette at the age of 13, haha!

bought a new grinder and i must say its pretty fab

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>>71823562
>tfw to intelligent for pop culture

do you actually get to go into the Roman baths in Bath?

>>71823566
Same

Probably one of the best experiences of my life. Was with a teacher who was a proper milf

>>71823519

that much TV will weld your third eye shut for good

>>71823025
>3.3 mb
shanne be opening

>>71823566
what age was she

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39140210

ah yes, the BBC reporting on the important issues of the day

>>71823566
>>71823593
young boy + older woman is barely a crime

are there any good post apocalyptic films or tv series that aren't some horror variation?

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>>71823593
>missed my opportunity of getting nonced by a teacher

>>71823588
>tfw only have a cheap dremel

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Heyo Guys, its me the guy who posted snatch.

Can you redpill me on the guy in that pic. And also explain this "eternal" meme please?

>>71823644
not that kind of grinder

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/02/group-calls-for-fbi-probe-after-muslim-teen-found-hanging-from-tree-in-seattle.html

>>71823647
british fascist
him being attached to the eternal anglo meme doesnt really make any sense and is mostly due to his appearance alone

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>>71823588
nice lad

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/longform_manchester_cold_war


the premierl eague bubble will burst in your lifetime

>>71823566
>>71823593
jay-from-inbetweeners.jpg

white women are just terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0

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The Bene Gesserit did nothing wrong.

*to the tune of YMCA*
IIII HATE MY LIFE

should be studying but im not desu

>>71823631
loli

>>71823647
Oswald Mosley was the greatest Prime Minister we never had

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z9A-_M_frc


Watch that, it gives me chills. Such a great man.

>>71823647
some socialist from the 30s, used to be a minister for the labour party

got locked up during the war

his son used to be president of some f1 organisation

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>>71823647
Fascist traitor

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>white women are just terrible

>>71823647
Hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isq6YltjRRU

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The Goal:

>Mid-tier university housing
>3 Month bus pass
>BT Sports
>Black Marshal Artist jacket
>Bi-Yearly holidays in Western Cornwall
>Villa season ticket

>>71823745
I hate fucking loud overconfident reddit types like this

People like Jim Carrey should be gassedj

>>71823715
thank you. I always wondered why his face was everywhere.

so desperately unhappy with everything in my life

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>>71823669
what grinder then

>>71823641
here you go lad

>Children of Men is a 2006 British-American dystopian science fiction drama-thriller film directed and co-written by Alfonso Cuarón. The screenplay, based on P. D. James' 1992 novel of the same name, was credited to five writers, with Clive Owen making uncredited contributions. The film takes place in 2027, where two decades of human infertility have left society on the brink of collapse. Illegal immigrants seek sanctuary in the United Kingdom, where the last functioning government imposes oppressive immigration laws on refugees. Owen plays civil servant Theo Faron, who must help a refugee (Clare-Hope Ashitey) escape the chaos. Children of Men also stars Julianne Moore, Michael Caine, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Charlie Hunnam.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_Men

>>71823774
proto nige

>>71823614

Early 30s

>>71823635

We live in an age of equality

>>71823593
wish I got nonced by the cooking teacher she was well fit, my dad actually told me that's how he lost his v by shagging his teacher

fs just did a cum and it landed on the cut on my arm and now my arm stings :c

>>71823805
Carrey went nuts, don't think he's too confident anymore

>>71823833
Mine was a cooking teacher + art teacher

Gargantuan chebs

>>71823823
dude weed

>>71823805
how much of this do you think is affectation? i always assume people like this are really unhappy or insecure but i dont know how much i've been memed into thinking that

There are some Jewish film companies that just make average films that are not too interesting

What's up with that?

The Goal:

>barely habitable slum
>stolen bicycle (possibly with lights)
>black & white TV from the 60s
>smelly urine soaked anorak & cum-stained trackie bottoms
>trip down the betting shop every once in a while
>brothel membership card

>>71823869
my art teacher was quite fit too, sensing a pattern here

>>71823837
your arms going to get preggers now

once saw a raggedy homeless person driving a Porsche SUV

got the neurons going it did

>>71823896
Hmm yes the environment I grew up In, I remember it now

Who here is fucking WAITING for the next terrorist attack to occur and is betting on where it will happen

>>71823798
>>71823790
>>71823782
>>71823774
>>71823715

I´m also interested: What´s the public opinion on him?

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>tfw absolutely despise middle class leftists with their smug, self-righteous sense of superiority
>tfw right-wing turbo-rorke on matters like immigration, Islam, policing, education, and Brexit
>tfw turbo-snob who wouldn't want to share a street with woking-class or even lower-middle class '''people'''

Think I'm in an awkward position lads

>>71823831
yeah but no-one really believes men and women are the same, even the turbofems pushing it
they may outwardly express it but no-one really internalises it because everyone sees men and women are different just from being alive

going to prison because my semen was found in the "wrong" orifice

>>71823896
could've just said "live in glasgow" mate

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the gf has vaginismus

can't penetrate her, my dick just hits a wall

don't think we'll ever have sex

>>71823805

bit harsh, she has anxiety you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQtCFNLWR3g

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>>71823927

>>71823833
>>71823869
>>71823917

Was she, by any chance, short with brown/blonde hair and pretty big tits

Most cooking / art teachers are, think I'm developing a weirdly specific fetish

>>71823993
america was a mistake

>>71823993
>>71823745
>hair dyed an unnatural colour
dropped before even opening the video

>>71823993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezo-T32KHT8

ahh yes, generation snowflake

>>71823837

strange way to poz yourself

>>71823847
Carrey went nuts? Eh?

I like Jim Carrey and find him an inspiration in stand-up comedy

First discharge your pipe, then have a wipe. That's the rhyme.

>>71823917
My art teacher was a minger.

The maths teacher OTOH, was in her 20s, strawberry blonde hair, rode a motorbike and wore leather.

Her name was Miss Robinson as well.

>>71823881
>>71823993
fucking KNEW it

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the goal is to meditate every waking hour in a cave in burma, bhutan or tibet

>>71824054
deano

>>71824054
unironically this
wish /brit/ would move away from the shit "le radical centrist" gimmick and towards the enlightened path of buddhism

>>71824054
Sounds like a shite time honestly and would get boring after ten minutes

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reminder that i pissed on my wall while tripping

>>71823993
So many of these types at my work.

Does my head in because my anxiety causes me to physically shake and then they talk about their anxiety coming on when they missed their bus.

>>71823946
'ES BLOODY RACIST 'E IS I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

you lads are all beta faggots and would not last one minute in the octagon against yours truly

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the sesh

>>71824054
How do I into meditation?

>>71824089
absolute victim

show some pride in yourself you pathetic wanker

>>71824084
Once emptied a 2l bottle of water over myself one time because I forgot how to hold it.

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Wish I were a cute maid

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>>71824054

Do you get a smartphone?

>>71823896
You wanna be black?

>>71824130
weww

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>>71823641
Threads
Mad Max series
Jericho (1st season is incredible, second is mediocre)
Battlestar Galactica
Barbarella
Downfall
Dawn/Day of the Dead (horror but the zombies are not really the main focus in the originals)
A Boy and his Dog
Escape from new York
Planet of the Apes
Animatrix
Screamers
Battle Royale
the Road
12 monkeys
Waterworld (Ulysses cut makes it much better)
Doomsday
the Quiet Earth
Oblivion
the Postman
Dredd
Night of the Comet
Zardoz
the Time Machine

>>71820886
this 2bh

I have anxiety but I don't cry about it

>>71823506
hmm you know your stuff

>>71823641
A Boy and His Dog is great.

got a leaky bum

just wanked to a creep thread. absolutely disgusted by myself

these women don't deserve to be treated like fleshlights.

honestly fucking disgusting. wish i could chemically castrate myself

PATHETIC, the lot of you

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>I have anxiety

I reckon being an attractive woman would be a grand old time

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>>71824081
I've been trying to push this path for a while now
>>71824054
applying to jobs in Northern Vietnam, one looks promising if everything works out, right in the mountains but only 40 minutes from Hanoi

runts

>>71824130
Please let the one in the picture be an actual female

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>tfw no English bf
I just want to drink tasteless beer and be refered as to "me missus"

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>What's that anon? You have social anxiety? Like oh my god so do we!!! come take a selfie!!

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What's she been up to?

got a leaky willy

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>Anon why won't you kiss me? Is it because I was a boy? That's sexist anon.

>>71824218
>tasteless beer
But you already have that in France

had some melatonin and sominex and now attempting a wank

>>71824223
Being violently gassed hopefully

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>>71824221
>>71824199
>>71824200
>>71824170
some girls do get anxiety though.

pic related

>>71824218
You're not even a girl

>>71824218
But you're a boy you fucking manchild twat

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Asian tits

Anon, I..

>>71824261
Stop posting this image you stupid fucking yank

FUCK all of you.

Seriously

What is the fucking point of you pricks being here, just fucking go outside already

>>71824223
pay up piggies

>>71824278
Shat the bed again. It's gone through the topper.

>>71824261
Poor girl

>>71824249
Gassing isn't very violent

>>71824247
Just had 4 of the old diazepam

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>>71824243
But it's tastless Belgian beer.
>>71824267
>>71824271
I'll be a girl if you want me to.

"Send them to the death camps
Where they all belong
Ignore their scream
They won't long
MURDER, MURDER, MURDER
KILL! KILL! KILL"

- Nigel Farage

>>71824290
nah got about 10 or so more posts of it. maybe spend some less time on the computer lad

>>71824342
wtf i hate farage now

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why haven't you got a trap gf yet?

>>71824330
I want you to die a painful death you disgusting ugly mutt with underlying mental health issues

>>71824361
Boipucci is only good in two dimensions

>attractive
>White
>6'0
>23
>30k salary
>7" knob
>Pretty strong and good body
>Dense beard
>Not autistic, fairly confident person
>Haven't had sex in about a year and speak to no one regularly

The reality of being a loner cunt is it's all a mindset and being substandard physically is no excuse

>>71824361
Why are you an ugly virgin? Where did it all go so wrong for you? All of those traps are fucking hideous and not biological females

>>71824382
FONT

Just had some dihydrogen monoxide

Think I might die

>>71824382
Normanton

>>71824382
>attractive
>white
>6'1
>62k salary
>6' inch knob
>average body
>no beard
>very confident
>go out 2 times a week and pull every other week

got bad breath lads

how do I fix it?

>>71824402
'Cide

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/837299352443977728

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>>71824272

>>71824437
Brush your teeth you cretin

>>71824437
stop guzzling cum every day of your life

>>71824450
Unironically a keeper

>>71824450
The Reddit is strong

>>71824498
hello, reddit

>>71824437
Eat lots of garlic and onion, what the fuck do you think you mong, don't even know why you cunts ask these questions

>>71824207
i like you lad
what can i read to into buddhism? I want to understand it more

>>71824450
there's actually a gender fluid option?

Britain has such a different aesthetic and feel to the rest of Europe

>>71824521
good evening 4chan

>>71824330
Your knob looks a bit big mate

Nice legs though

>>71824420
It's literally just about putting yourself out there

I don't like going out because I just feel like I'm wasting my money and I just don't particularly enjoy clubs or bars

Boring prick I am

Just found out my dad is friends with Owen Jones lmao

Everyone here reeks of virginity and desperation and autism and I'm clearly better than you all dunno why I come here to converse with bitter and pathetic sheep

>>71824524
>>71824488
don't think you lads get it

I brush my teeth and use mouthwash every day but still have bad breath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrzPmUlSCHQ

Ah yes

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I have a fissured tongue which means I have bad breath 24/7

>>71824565
does he give or receive?
(dick, up the arse that is)

>>71824578
Take 10ug vitamin D daily

>>71824578
Perhaps you should substitute bleach in the place of mouthwash and asbestos for toothpaste

>>71824574
Potato famine

>>71824584
It gets fucking worse

millennials are absolute cretins

>>71824578
Tonsil stones

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>>71824565
he might know aisha too

>>71824591
Why don't you wash it you cretin?

Peter Hitchens always looks like he's just sniffed some dogshit. Which is not surprising considering what comes out of his mouth

>>71824630
cannot be helped unless you have a tongue scraper and strong mouthwash

>>71824584
Maybe he's genuine. Some peoples brain chemistry fuck them over.

>>71824584
fucking normies reeee etc.

>>71824565
You really do run into the strangest people in bathhouses

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theres only one youtube channel you need in your life.

>>71824659
Go fucking buy those items you literal child Jesus Christ you literally are a useless directionless child

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>>71824665
>Maybe he's genuine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHdkanpiCE4

Watching Modern Family cause I saw someone mention it earlier

That Alex girl has some huge tits

reckon I would have permanent eye damage and eye cancer if I didn't download flux

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gf just sent me this

>>71824694
Why do you invest your time into watching this brain melting shite

Bet you watched the full hour intently chuckling throughout

>>71824654
agree, he's an outdated colonial relic from a long forgotten empire

just slipped my hand down my boxers :3

Joe weller is literally all southerners

literally getting bored of casual sex.

maybe its because im 25, but I thought people who said this were just memeing.

need a gf

>>71824097
Oh ok thanks

mummy got me the wrong sized undies, for a good few minutes the circulation in my arse cheeks are diminished while my willy slowly goes flaccid following a wank

>>71824694
Howled at this

>>71824708
my optician recommended this last time I got my eyes checked

installed it but I dont like the colour change so I got rid

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>>71824706
yeah man

>>71824727
thats my sister

got work tomorrow night and i don't have a place to stay

>>71824767
Just leave it and you'll get used to it

It's actually very good

>>71824767
idiot

everyone south of Warwickshire deserves a painful death

>>71824769
Holy fuck

>>71824767
youll get used to it within 1-2 days

trust me lad its a life saver

>>71824706
they're actually smaller than what they were a couple years ago, she got a breast reduction

>>71824769
What a fat little piggy

>>71824754
Freak

>>71824741
Weirdo


>>71824790
Underlying mental health issues

>>71824797
Freak

>>71824767
Keep it, soon enough you'll realise how much better it is, can't live without it now.

>>71824797
idiot with perfectly good eyesight tho

>>71824749
Got bored of it at 18
Lost my virginity when I was 18 too

>>71824708
Is there a way to automate it so I don't have to turn it on manually

>>71824807
Fucked it

>ERR DIDNT LIKE THE YELLOW SO I DELETED IT LOL X

the archetypal epitome of a deano northern retard

>>71824806
a life saver is it? how many lives has it saved?

just fried some eggs to perfection, lovely

>>71824769
Very nice

When I watched this show years ago she was a specky little twat

Good improvement

>>71824694
>hehe he can't have depression if he doesn't act sad all the time

>>71824811
would appreciate it if you'd avoid sending abuse my way

New:

>>71824846
>>71824846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0k9qE1_Mo

the indianfu

>>71824769
didn't she get breast reduction?

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>>71824544
I'd say start with something that connects to western ideas more so you understand it.
when I first read some of this stuff all the "eastern" terms and ideas I was expected to know prior just fell flat.

like Mysticism: Christian and Buddhist
http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/mcb/index.htm
this series by Alan Watts before he became a huge hippie
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu1rATTEb5fnPf0it0egqAzD4FXXg1s6T
Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind
In The Buddha’s Words: An Anthology of Discourses from the Pali Canon

and some stuff for learning meditation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GSeWdjyr1c
meditation is like lifting though, you wont see results after one or two tries just like going to the gym once or twice.

desu I initially got interested through reading Evola and being interested in Hinduism/meditation.