/brit/

File: cara (113).webm (3MB, 1202x500px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1202x500px

cara

maisie

sophie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t-ZivjczEs

>ywn join a fraternity

File: .jpg (132KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1280x720px

>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>>71820624
are you going to see Valerian this summer?

HAHAH NAME OF A GIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

is suicide the only way to stop the autism

also how do i stop myself being in love

>>71820708
might desu the cinema is always empty here dunno how its still going

File: 1486939599902.png (2MB, 1091x1970px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1091x1970px

>>71820720

saw a couple of benders outside
honestly didnt care much but their voice and gesture was so bent
cant they be bent and normal

>>71820686
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIIIIIIIIIET

File: nintchdbpict000287881104 (1).jpg (113KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 960x540px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFvldMhqFBk

they flew the chicken connoisseur out to new york to film an episode

>>71820741
If it's empty do a cheeky wank

canada won't have legal weed until 2018

weed man promised it back in fucking 2015

unbelievable

Doing ironing lads...40 mins in

Fucking long

File: 1475719634488.png (134KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 800x800px

>>71820639
>when you get a million brown people killed for democracy

File: lads.jpg (102KB, 634x589px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 634x589px

the text message that saved /brit/

>>71820763
fuck off reddit

File: .png (18KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 300x250px

>>71820744
Elsa Jean is too pure to be doing Blacked

>>71820741
cinemas are financed by the state

File: 04817402841984321 (36).jpg (229KB, 768x1130px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 768x1130px

>>71820744

>>71820795
Could quite easily deck both Ant and Dec no problem

>>71820763

nothing can recapture the comfiness of that original ep where he was in tottenham

I've watched a couple of the newer ones and they're not that great 2bh

>>71820720
That's actually pretty impressive

>>71820759
it looks like a good film tbf regardless of that line

>>71820763
I wonder if he had enough respect to try and speak some normal English while in the states

>>71820802
hmm yeas a whore who fucks hundreds of guys every year is certainly pure
she's got some major roast beef action going on in her latest vid

the dailymail is less biased than the bbc

>>71820457
yeah
>>71820515
yeah but barely remember them desu. can you wander around in this one or is it more plot driven and linear?.

really want a bf

>>71820756
not reading all that

the absolute state of the runts STILL posting in the old thread, they even made another new

Mum is such a runt lads

In the past 7 years she's had 2 long term boyfriends, each for 3 years and she's binned both of them off despite being quite sound blokes.
She's sat in the lounge and told me she's sick of men messing her about and I just told her to fuck off and that I don't care, now she's crying Hahahaha

Can't wait to move out of this fucking wreckhouse

>>71820857
he's hanging out with a$ap mob, why woudl he

>>71820859
fuck off

>>71820927
>runt blogging about his runt life

dont care

>>71820910
because youre a useless piece of shit that doesnt know how to link

what makes you think they would acknowledge an australian posting a single link without even the COMMON COURTESY of writing "new"

useless runt

>>71820927
Might have a crack

>>71820927
bet you were born out of wedlock

>>71820927
Your mum is a slag

footage recovered from the refugee grenadiers in sweden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg

>>71820927
maybe neither wanted to have a wifes son

>>71820617
https://soundcloud.com/landabois/alfair
opinion?

>>71820927
wheres your dad at?

>>71820893
it's more plot driven
you have your hub areas like your ship and the citadel and little spots on some of the main planets, and then you have the actual missions which are more linear

>>71820958
>they
alri mate, just admit you're the runt that actually went and made the other new
spacker

>>71820927
tell us more lad haha
sounds like an interesting lass

>>71820996
Banging ladybois in Thailand

>>71820927

be nice to your mam you fucking ungrateful fuck

>>71821018
nah dont
if she's a bad mother she should know about it

wife's son is playing up again

might give the little runt a smack if he doesn't buck up

>>71820927
Your mams an idiot but you're more of a cunt desu.

>>71821043
this 2bh

>>71821009
wasnt me, bruce

File: Yikes.jpg (27KB, 571x460px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 571x460px

>mam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rk6_Ax0mQo

big new j hus riddim

>>71820994
they are starting to make decent music

>>71820996
Dead

>>71821043

mothers deserve unconditional love from their children

you need to listen to dear mama by tupac

>this utter abo RUNT who thinks im even going to consider looking at a single cross thread link

>>71821109
damn
be nice to your mum

>>71820994
pretty decent.. that's your group or something?

As Deano as it sounds the dream is to drop the kids off at their private school in the Range Rover

>>71821103
thanks lad
this was released back in october tho

>>71821116
Mothers only deserve unconditional love if they give unconditional love. Not everyone here had as caring and loving a mum as your or 2pac, my mum was a right cunt that kicked me to the kerb as soon as she was legally permitted to

File: article-2258375-02BC80B6000005DC-468_634x906.jpg (106KB, 634x906px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 634x906px

the rochdale powerhouse

TERRORIST ATTACK IN DEVON!!!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-39138368

I WONDER WHICH RELIGION OF PEACE COULD BE BEHIND THIS

File: 1486681540465.jpg (68KB, 414x427px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 414x427px

>>71821116
sure I'll just go take advice on parenting from an american nigger, notoriously healthy relationships there

>>71821174
Looks shit

>>71821147
just some fb friends a vaguely know

File: gun fingers4.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>>71821100
rahhh the ting's mwad

>>71821174
Aesthetic

>>71821182
umm i've learned here that devon is 6 BILLION percent white
/brit/ wouldn't lie to me would they

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyKcHv1qkwk

>>71821064
>>71821116
Fuck off lads
Literally could not give a rat's arse about whatever lad she starts seeing because she invariably fucks it up and then whinges that blokes aren't interested

She's a runt through and through and I've got no time for it

>>71820927
I think you're the runt here lad ahah

adult nappies arrived today lads. now i dont even have to walk to the toilet to shit. things just got even comfier.

>>71821182
ah yes all those muslims in Devon

File: 'dora7.jpg (680KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 2048x1536px

>Fuck off lads
>Literally could not give a rat's arse about whatever lad she starts seeing because she invariably fucks it up and then whinges that blokes aren't interested

>She's a runt through and through and I've got no time for it

>>71821234
haha you sure told him there my friend
btfo i must say :')

>tfw mum was a stacy
>dad was a chad

just fucking kill me lol

if anything happened to the good folk in the Tamar Valley I will riot

>>71821234
Fuck off mum, go cry that you're too fat as you scoff down some more Ben & jerry's you fat lonely bint

>>71821276
"him" lol

bruh this thot courtney hit me up and she tryna smash ayye

finna get her to come through. hoping can fix her up to be my side chick

this bitches pussy is fucking fire

File: question-prince-01.png (278KB, 706x412px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 706x412px

Why do they say that /brit/ is the most autistic general when this abomination >>71762510 exists?

>>71821231
move out then.. oh wait you can't you're a neet mong
fuck off

File: bruce-forsyth.jpg (17KB, 440x440px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 440x440px

RIP Brucey

>>71821322
Didn't he do well?

>>71821231
nasty little wanker aren't you

manaman tired so manaman sleeps

went out with a stacy once

>>71821313
this >>71821290 was him
haha i've had your pants down here kid

>>71821358
Did her mom have it going on?

File: 1481838297018.jpg (42KB, 564x700px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 564x700px

Emilia 2bh

day 6 of nofap lads

>>71821363
Fuck are you on about mate those are two different posters

>>71821378
idk she didnt let me in her house haha

hmm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488269796781.gif
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1488385380636.gif

Do you think he shagged her with his alt right dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8w7lUMc1o

>>71821389
prefer her in the blonde/white wig 2bh

File: 1462528551480.jpg (138KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 1920x1080px

Good night

>>71821349
see man driving a french whip

>>71821403
>gifs
fuck off

>>71821396
BEE
TEE
EFF
OHH

>>71821322
So blatantly a nonce

File: 0e7K24Y.jpg (41KB, 466x700px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 466x700px

>>71821389

File: IMG_1907.png (114KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 640x1136px

>>71821363
Ah yes

>>71821389
wish she had a more interesting personality tbqh, then I could truly love her

Shouldn't have had that cup of coffee at 4, I'm too fucking wired to go to sleep

>>71821403
thats a big willy

I've read on various boards like /pol/ and /adv/ that getting a 5/10 gf is very easy

thoughts?

>>71821457
but she moves her eyebrows a lot isnt that enough?

mans on road

>>71821442
Me at the bottom :3

>>71821442
>mobile user
>vodafone
>iphone
>6% battery

dumb normie cunt

>>71821442
hey thats my post haha

File: .jpg (131KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 750x750px

>>71821483
>getting a 5/10 gf is very easy

Fucking state of Channel 4 right now.

>>71821317
you're a cute anime girl

>>71821483
it is, everyone ignores dobbie and orbits big suze and the yank girl

>>71821512
*just bes more confident*

still havent got used to typing on a touch screen, I hate it
dont know how dumb phoneposters put up with it

>>71821484
Oh that bugs me
she really isn't a great actor

File: The life of a wagie.jpg (263KB, 720x764px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 720x764px

W-what's that? Did you say something wagie? You want me to take off that cock cage? Well, normally I would oblige but Mr. Nosenberg called me yesterday. He told me it's to remain on for another week, he said you showed up almost 10 minutes late over the last two months collectively. He really was quite irate and firm in his decision and, well, I just wouldn't feel right getting you in even more trouble. Best you just run off to bed, you don't want to disappoint him again do you?

I LIKE MY FANTA WITH NO HICE

File: 36BF03C600000578-3717055-Spectators_had_their_mobile_phones_in_the_air_to_capture_the_dem-a-73_1469994720727.jpg (41KB, 306x581px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 306x581px

looks like how i imagine it would look if the spine popped out of a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BodJPDCo30

LADS

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608

suck ur mum

David Haye sounds like a dick desu laddos

>>71821570
404 Not Found

File: p1040783-copy.jpg (193KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 1200x900px

A burglar fell 130ft to his death while trying to climb up the outside of a tower block.

Jason Heywood had broken into a 13th floor flat directly below his and was attempting to hoist himself back up to his balcony when he slipped and plunged to a grass verge below.

An inquest into his death heard how Mr Heywood, 40, had ‘tightly wound’ a leather belt around the handrail of his balcony at Mitchell Hey in College Bank, Rochdale , and lowered himself down.

He then stole a Xbox with a number of games and other items from the flat before attempting to climb back up when he ‘lost his balance or lost his footing with tragic and catastrophic results’.

His body was found on a grass verge immediately below the flat with a number of Xbox games strewn around.

>>71821616
>>71821633
we did it, reddit! same time hahahah!

>>71821616
very old picture of tim

>>71821553
the government in ontario is liberal and they want to introduce universal basic income

would move to toronto and become a NEET if that happened desu

*puts my dancing shoes on*

>>71821614

he is a twat

>>71821616
is he here?

File: 1451244609518.png (682KB, 1183x498px) Image search: [Google]

682KB, 1183x498px

>>71821648
>with a number of Xbox games strewn around.

File: 1476734207135.jpg (15KB, 243x216px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 243x216px

>>71821648
>His body was found on a grass verge immediately below the flat with a number of Xbox games strewn around.

sometimes, life is like bad tele

>>71821678
It Follows

>Find a Single Russian Beauty in Your Area

hmmm....

>>71821648
>His body was found on a grass verge immediately below the flat with a number of Xbox games strewn around.

kek'd

>>71821678
housebound

what the fuck is he doing hahahahaha

File: 1244734352954.jpg (13KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 200x200px

>>71821648
>He then stole a Xbox with a number of games and other items from the flat before attempting to climb back up when he ‘lost his balance or lost his footing with tragic and catastrophic results’.

File: 1465806072658.png (21KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 420x420px

Missing posts, perhaps?

File: me irl.png (569KB, 773x634px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 773x634px

da? were we up the tap that finneston cran' the other night?

smeg me arse!

File: 1476734879993.png (295KB, 397x504px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 397x504px

>losing your life for gears of war 3

think I might start the paleo diet

just fruit and veg and meat, basically

File: 1485863935177.jpg (129KB, 655x578px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 655x578px

>>71821797
>no dairy
go primal, nigger

Cringing at these JFs trying to appropriate British humour and mannerisms

>>71821797
keto diet is better.

>>71821788

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

speedtest.net new interface is shite

miss the map

>>71821837
fuck off newreddit

File: DSCF492.jpg (3MB, 3528x2384px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3528x2384px

>tfw glorious atlantic master race

if mummy may pulls a funny i can always get my irish passport to remain an EU citizen as well

where is the love?

rip torres ;-;

thinking about starting the tobacco and seal meat diet

>>71821900
F

File: .png (16KB, 175x175px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 175x175px

who here /3 day weekend/

>>71821883
think im eligible for a Panamanian passport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DokoAPu96-U

learning how to sesh lads

Anyone got any new-ish horror film recommendations lads?

Have seen The Conjuring (both), It Follows, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Don't Breathe, Sinister, Last House on the Left, I Spit On Your Grave...

>>71821748
The trailer looks pretty shit, but reviews are good... Hmm

File: image.jpg (226KB, 898x1222px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 898x1222px

work tomorrow

>>71821931
4 day weekend here

might rewatch Breaking Bad

think i'm too aspie to ever have sex

So how are you going to spend the bank holiday on Monday?

Ok, so in modern family s05e01 the baby throws up thrice so far at the mention of gay marriage. This is just in bad taste. Wasn't PC supposed to be the norm?

t. bender

>>71821648
Imagine dying for an X box

>10% of all women in the UK who suffer from extreme morning sickness get an abortion

hmmmm.....

File: 1488068671189.gif (407KB, 359x371px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 359x371px

>vote for brexit
>Can get an Irish passport anytime

File: 229cd970cfd94ef786f816a12d4a69c6.jpg (416KB, 1240x1536px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 1240x1536px

I wonder...

File: 99ce96076413b950699b7b5adf986e9e.jpg (119KB, 736x1104px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 736x1104px

Sophie.

File: nobully.png (486KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

486KB, 512x512px

>>71821948
Do not bully are Bren

>>71821948

might katelyn myself

File: The Trials and Tribulations of the Wagie.jpg (164KB, 769x1280px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 769x1280px

>>71821931
24/7 weekend here

>>71821992
>an

two months into neetdom leds

can't say I'm bored yet

>>71821957
walt dies

>>71822001
you wonder what?

>>71821993
Which is how many exactly?

File: .png (38KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 500x500px

>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit

>>71821944

Lights Out or something like that

how do I get into the ASAP mob?

>>71822038
everyone dies

>>71821979
>norn ire

>relevant
lol

I've unironically started listening to Georgian chants.

>>71821403
never heard anyone going home for lunch unless they have young children

File: 1435619988957.gif (3MB, 405x370px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 405x370px

>>71821984
the screeching gf

>>71821936
why is that?

File: 1417381896655.jpg (18KB, 396x385px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 396x385px

I'm walking around with £1000 in my wallet just to feel rich lads.

>>71822001
you just KNOW

>>71822071
AYYYY JAAAAY
JAAAAAY

>ironing

Packed it in after 7 t-shirts and 2 shirts, had 3 more shirts to go baka

File: 1459977528128.jpg (57KB, 592x435px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 592x435px

>I've unironically started listening to Georgian chants.

How is being a neet even bad? Honestly you expend ZERO effort and still get bennies. Compared to getting a job which no matter what you are expending effort on.

>>71822062

jesse doesn't die

neither does marie

or skylar and walt jr

I could continue

>>71822043
1000 a year

>>71822025
Dunce

File: 1338724-rr-velar-18my-254-glhd-pr-location-dynamic-010317_w1200_h900.jpg (117KB, 1200x686px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1200x686px

new range rover is so fucking PENG

>>71821796

I lost what should have been the best years of my life to gears of war 1

File: .png (77KB, 372x300px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 372x300px

How did you Norn Ireland lads vote?

who here / Alliance /

JFs are shit. Please fuck off.

>>71822112
does the government literally just give you money for doing nothing? isn't their a time limit or something?

File: 1485533848480.jpg (61KB, 750x1161px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 750x1161px

>>71820617
Got some student elections coming up for my university.
Here is one of the student's manifesto:

>The curriculum is a vital part of our time at University and requires better equality-related content, as highlighted by the Equality and Diversity Unit. I will work with the incoming VP Education towards:
>Increasing material and research by underrepresented groups – women, LGBT+, BME, disabled;
>Using gender neutral language in classes.
>Aspects of University life are inaccessible to a number of non-traditional students. I will push for:
>Specific financial support for student parents and carers;
>Expanding the welfare-dedicated Freshers’ Helpers team;
>Increasing the current number of family-friendly/quiet/reflective spaces.

>In the longer term, provisions need to be made regarding the campus redevelopment. We need:

>Fluid and changeable spaces, allowing for a balance between study and family-friendly/quiet/reflective spaces;
>Consultations to secure gender neutral facilities, accessible and eco-friendly buildings.

What do you think brit?

>>71822112
>very low income; can't afford to live in nice surroundings (usually have to live in an utter shithole)
>very low income; can't afford nice experiences or food
>no purpose; depressing
>socially stigmatised; depressing

>>71822066

this reminds of the old threads on /pol/ where people would post nasheeds

>>71822112
its demeaning to live that way and you have no money.
being an enlightened NEET however with decent passive income is patrician.
that's my current goal rn
I already can make like $200 monthly in passive income if I wanted to.

>>71822138
you die

>>71822141
proofs

been calling people pakis lately

gets loads of laughs wiht the normies

>>71821943

used to do this in sutton park

>>71822156
I abstain until Ireland is free once more.


(I can't, in good conscience, vote for any of the avaliable parties)

File: IMG_1671.png (1MB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x1136px

Class is cancelled

>>71822176
which uni?

>>71822145
automatically look down on people who drive this unless it's something like a supercharged sport

>>71822145
'ri Deano

>>71822221
Glasgow

>>71822176
only these sorts of extreme control freaks get into student politics

>>71822176
I think I didn't read a single word

>>71822229
Its not deano, its £80k

far out of the bounds of deanoland

File: its bloody communism it is.jpg (117KB, 843x486px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 843x486px

the bloody BBC >: (

>>71822208
used to get the bus there on summer days for the sesh desu

>>71822176
>paying any attention to campus politics
>actually being involved in campus politics

these people need to bin themselves, fucking state of them....

File: 1487564619952.jpg (68KB, 699x485px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 699x485px

>>71822158
>tfw Rasheed

File: .gif (2MB, 451x235px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 451x235px

>>71822219
>get in for 9 am lecture
>at 9:10 lecturer emails to say they can't get in

>>71822189
>Not having savings
Ok what else

business idea: the /brit/ lads find some tat from china and force it as the next big craze and make some money selling it

>>71822298
post skin

File: IMG_0087.jpg (95KB, 617x537px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 617x537px

Me tomorrow night

just wanked into my own arse

>>71822156
Voted conservative, then UUP, then alliance. Honestly cannot in good conscience put alliance first when they are not pro union the utter spineless runts

File: glorious.jpg (70KB, 660x405px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 660x405px

interested in china

File: .png (363KB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 5000x5000px

>at the club with the lads
>suicidal thoughts creep in

>>71822305
>gif
fuck off

>>71822245
Checked some of them and were literally saying the same exact BS but in other words.
>>71822290
>paying any attention to campus politics
I don't, I was just checking some of it

>>71822315
More of a """white""" rasheed, but there are contradictory statements on here about who is white, so to trigger the most amount of people I just say rasheed.

File: sg86eGG.jpg (101KB, 1196x798px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1196x798px

accidentally achieved enlightenment
https://youtu.be/eGDTnTcL1zU#t=465

>>71822254
Very much a Deano car these days and price has nothing to do with it.

You think an M3 is cheap, or a decent Merc? Both Deano as fuck.

>>71822360
Drink more

>at the club
>took too much acid, pills, ketamine and 2C-B
>chunder everywhere

>>71822328
>Friends
Stopped reading right there you shameless normdroid

>>71822156
uup la'

Lads, I've just gone and swallowed a big chunk of Milkybar and I can feel it still stuck in my throat. Might die.

File: 1470691081754.jpg (3MB, 3091x2664px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3091x2664px

thinkaroo

File: 1488416787928.jpg (299KB, 1440x2101px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1440x2101px

do you feel bad for her?

it's so easy for women to succeed on youtube. talentless hacks like her have almost 4 million subs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BgePSLyPtI

going to go in early for work tomorrow so i can leave early.

business idea: make it mandatory to vote at student elections and then people with manifestos on about cheaper union food and booze will get in instead of mongs on about palestine and lgbt shite

>IF YOU BUY A NICE CAR, YOURE A DEANO RASHEED

>HOW DARE YOU HAVE NICER THINGS THAN ME!!!! LOL DEANO FREAK !!!!!!!!

>>71822176

universities are marxist churches

>>71822402
yeh you're fucked. chocolate hardens in warm temps. have a nice funeral LOL

>>71822431
Been working half an hour extra each day this week so I can leave early afternoon and get smashed

ah yes scouring through a hentai tag with 13000 images on it on a thursday night for the best porn, nothing quite like it

>>71822410
>it's so easy for women to succeed

could have just stopped there

>>71822445
alri deano

>>71822328

bit close to home. This is the reason the so called friends stopped inviting me out.

>>71822436
This. If people actually voted all these lefty morons would never get close.

>>71822428
>not oneteen

>>71822328

exceedingly reddit image

When I see someone driving a Ferrari or a Lamborghini all I think is 'that person used to be poor'

not sure if i can afford a half of coke tomorrow but i'd like one
pub with the boys will be good though (Y)

>>71822445
waheey deano lost his rag

File: 1459032908294.jpg (627KB, 2043x1371px) Image search: [Google]

627KB, 2043x1371px

>>71822428
This. As a french girl I automatically dismiss any englishman saying "eleven", it sounds so unrefined. Might as well have a yorkshire accent.

>>71822445
deono get a BMW if you want a nice car.

New vid up lads, hope you like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHkH2fB82I

don't forget to like & sub ;^)

>>71822465
as soon as my time hits 0.00 I'm just going to drop everything and walk away

Bf's snoring.

>>71822436

should get rid of student government entirely

it's fucking useless and a waste of money

here come de hotstepper murderer

I remember at my uni the only people involved in student politics were completely off the wall commies who wanted to ban water bottles for being "capitalist and oppressive" and turbo rasheeds who wanted to ban all pork and alcohol sales.

>>71822535

they don't get paid do they

>>71822509
>eighty? nah matey, it's four twenties
get out frog

>>71822566
hey make dumb decisions that cost money and make people miserable

File: 15894355_1855283034685575_8145104521040422818_n.jpg (117KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 960x640px

need to work harder for goldstein so i can afford a nicer wagon that carries me to work and back

File: 148237648246832.jpg (163KB, 670x650px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 670x650px

>ugh, anon, can you talk about something else besides how countries don't need borders and tap water is safe? This date is going terribly and I'm bored.

File: B6353B66-053F-4737-8D20-65F7949C49EE-7176-00000610A159FB48_tmp.jpg (143KB, 1080x1350px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1080x1350px

Is it normal to do a cummy when you're doing a poo? Without self abuse I mean.

really hate canadian posts

just take a look at them for yourselves lads, just have a little read

cretinous, to the last letter.

>>71822566
at my uni they get paid like £18,000 a year and take a year out, think it's the same at other unis

>>71822566

at my school they got paid

I can't remember exactly, but I think every student had to pay like $80 a year to the student union as part of mandatory tuition fees

>>71822619
they seem fine to me

>>71822586
But it is four twenties, what are you ? A belgian ? ahahahahaha

who will challenge the tories in 2020 now that lib dem and labour are both kill?

File: 1280px-LIGHTDOME (1).jpg (221KB, 1280x954px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1280x954px

>In the morning of 25 April 1999 on the M3 motorway in Hampshire, England, a van dislodged the steel body of a cat's eye which flew through the windscreen of a following car and hit a passenger (the drum and bass DJ known as Kemistry) in the face, killing her instantly. The coroner recorded a verdict of accidental death.[14] Investigators acknowledged that the cat's eye bodies occasionally came loose, but added that such an accident was previously unheard of.[15] A question was asked in the House of Lords about the safety of cat's eyes in light of the incident, and the Highways Agency conducted an investigation into the "long-term integrity and performance" of various types of road stud.[16]

There are nice/expensive cars that aren't Deano-tier you mong, you just have garish taste.

File: 1427211239325.png (154KB, 309x302px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 309x302px

whats the point lads

how come nobody cares about the ethnic replacement going on in xinjiang

Who's watching extremely British Muslims lads?

File: 1454212543075.jpg (87KB, 661x692px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 661x692px

>>71822590
>dressing up to go to a nightclub

someone explain this

>>71822623
>>71822628
>bad unis

>>71822662
post some then

File: 00002312.jpg (96KB, 1024x652px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1024x652px

>cars
pleb deano detected

File: 1475518085494.jpg (25KB, 197x226px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 197x226px

>>71822674
The trailer for that came on yesterday and my entire family just collectively said 'OH FUCK OFF'

>>71822673
dont know what that is

>>71822673
chinese muslims are an absurd concept. based Han blowing the fuck out of those changsheeds.

literally live for the pub on a friday

File: 1472941860489.png (332KB, 656x505px) Image search: [Google]

332KB, 656x505px

>>71822679
more likely to get laid if you dress well, not exactly rocket science

>>71822656
they don't have catseyes in other countries

mental to think

File: anderson.jpg (2MB, 2184x2586px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2184x2586px

>>71820804
>>71820804
>>71820804
oldnew

File: fokker70_kp.jpg (148KB, 950x713px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 950x713px

Cagers will never understand.

File: 1417634925400.jpg (47KB, 489x566px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 489x566px

>>71822673
>how come nobody cares about [shit from the other side of the world that doesn't affect anyone]

>meet the refugee now working as a clown that loves making children laugh
>2 years later arrested for raping a 14yo girl
Ahh yes
Happened here

>>71822679
used to go to the club in a jumper and converse haha

File: Presidents-salaries1.png (245KB, 701x3751px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 701x3751px

>>71822690
>only bad unis pay their union president

what the fuck are you on about?

Love this youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k1zJV0DSvc

I don't get why a 1st class british degree corresponds to a 70% average. that;s like a B- here

>>71822833
>American politics
>reddit-tier American political memes

wow, just leave.

>>71822822
Oxbridge not on list = point proven

>>71822889

read closer

I see cambridge

>>71822854
tougher marking innit

How much do you spend on lunch each day lads?

Me? About £3.20

usually eat rice with chicken/tuna and salad and some fruit or a protein bar.

>>71822906
yeah must have missed it so is Oxford (Brookes)

>>71822926
probably less than a pound