what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a plane?
or would they cut you off before that happened? edition
YEAH YEAH WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE WHATUP!
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
Reminder that homicide rate is the most important statistic to look at when considering crime because different countries have different definitions of what constitutes crimes but it's hard to have a different definition of homicide
think they would just throw you off desu
having compulsion to do an exceptionally bad post but i'll refrain
I FOCUSED ON THE PAIN,
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
>>71816972
Depends if you're being agressive or not
If you're drunk as fuck but just minding your own business or pass out it's probably fine
drank too much and feel sick now lads
what di do
Quite like khabib as a person but it seems like a lot of Muslims are seeing him as a representative of Islam and if he wins they'll see it as a win for Islam
It's a shame because Tony Ferguson is a cringy mong
Ahh yes very impressive
>>71817283
oh fuck off with this shit
every time i see a girl who's really into computers i assume it's a trap
am i sexist
>>71817009
aha
but that's manchester's power
we're not the capital
so we don't get all the problems that london has
*scours every street in hampstead to find that lad's redbrick georgian abode*
*haha DOXXED*
>>71816972
I've been on a plane before where people got drunk quite a lot(Vegas flight), the cabin crew essentially had to stop handing out free shit to the passengers since they were making complete retards out of themselves. Never really got out of hand but they pissed everyone off on board since we couldn't get any free refreshments anymore.
would rather kill myself than leave london
>>71817409
manchester has no power, your just a fucking post industrial mill town with a few good football teams.
>>71817283
probably lifted straight off some fetish site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t-ZivjczEs
are american fraternities actually like this?
is this a black american fraternity thing?
is this a thing?
>if you ignore all the blacks you'll find my area is very safe actually
>>71817283
Completed that game already
>>71817745
>nigger in the thumbnail
Shan't
>>71817283
hello whats the source on the pic used in this
just to check if its real
Very high population levels, very high levels of inequality and a police force under staffed and under funded. Very sad!
>>71817745
in reality there's a lot more gay shit involved
This. So. Much
>>71818263
>All those books on feminism and transgender studies.
>this so much
lads i've been having a life and all but why is /brit/ so slow rn?
Pilotfag here
The gate staff are supposed to prevent you from boarding the plane if you appear drunk
It's a legal offence to be drunk onboard an aircraft, but unless you start kicking off, we won't do anything.
>>71818356
good books tbf
stop being antisemitic
overly drunkl but going to have one last beer
me doing a browse
http://i.4cdn.org/g/1488486690106.jpg
I poo twice a day, in the morning and in the evening. Morning one always takes ages to wipe and evening one is always a ghostwipe. Weird.
>be me
>looking at old vintage clothes on flickr
>find cute vintage girl with good style
>turns out she is swedish
>clip through pictures aaaaaaaaand a black baby
ah yes.
>>71818746
>the man in control of your life, everyone else on board's life, and is in charge of making thousands of tons of metal stay up in the sky shitposts on /brit/
motorsports should be banned for being unenvironmental
allow everyone
want to just move away
>>71818955
i do 3 or 4 a day normally.
>>71818926
Lol my step dad calls me Quasimoto because I sit like this haha
>>71818977
I learned to fly after I discovered 4chan if that makes any difference
>>71816972
http://www.cricketcountry.com/articles/david-boon-downs-52-cans-of-beer-on-a-single-flight-307274
>>71817048
Yeah, except my white suburb is probably bigger than your entire town
the goal
left a tip
Lauren Souther has cleaning lady arms
>>71818955
I can't shit in the morning, but I shit twice in the evening, my poo-clock is fucked.
>>71819021
>step dad
>95% white in the centre
peng new development in london
>Wow, 00s was a really underrated era for music!
>>71819066
what
>Falkland Islands
>Folkland Islands
>Volkland Islands
Anyone here had post office jobs, specifically the delivery blokes on bikes or general mail sorting
Whats it like, is it as soul destroyingly boring as I imagine
feel like everything is moving slow
Predictions for the White British percentage of London on the 2021 census?
Remember, the number dropped from 60% to 45% between 2001 and 2011.
>>71819074
I want to cum on her face desu
>>71819066
Excellent
>>71819156
25%
>>71819066
very very cheeky
If I poo right after I get up, I will always poo again about an hour later, but if I wait just 20 minutes to poo, I do one big poo.
Why does lisicki's entire life revolve around girls? Is this really how normies think?
>>71819137
Same :/
>>71819156
12%
>2021
Gentrification has meant that practically everyone is white
>>71819156
30% and I predict non British white has gone from 15% to 20%
when im walking out i feel like everyone isnt walking fast enough and are bumping into each other
this only occurs at the end of the day, everyone is pumped in the morning
really weird
Going out tonight with my mates fit bird but he's not coming out with us haha
Might try to unironically bed her haha
>>71819156
Somewhere between 30-40% I'd guess.
>>71819066
Cunt, expect me to scratch my arsehole with your fork next time you come in.
My internet browsing seems to only consist of Facebook, 4chan and Youtube these days. What the fuck happened?
>>71818854
It would just be autism rage and sulking on screen
>>71819235
>practically everyone is white
ok Hameed
>>71819199
FASCINATING post
>>71819199
same. sometimes feel like my first poo of the day is like a plug, it's all dry and hard but right behind it is a nice big soft one. the goal is to clear the plug and the big softy all in one go. very rarely happens though.
>>71819261
/r/hailcorporate
Gonna order domino's tonight lads
>>71819156
Honestly think it will be under a third. I live in a town full of former white Londoners who just can't afford to live there any more. Immigrants/non-whites are more willing to put up with shit living conditions.
>>71819296
Northerners are violent criminal filth
The horrible fallacy about predicting that Trump and Brexit will lead to more radical right-wing steps down the road is that it is denying that the public has any thought or preferences. It's believing that the population is an amorphous group of amorphous groups that just bend and sway to the times and propaganda, rather than a collection of individuals with their own beliefs. Leaders will only be a right-wing as the people are, and if more radical representatives are voted in, there will soon be a choice about how radical the people will accept.
Politicians in power are a result of public beliefs, they do not have the power to radically change those beliefs, which is why the pendulum swings.
>>71819296
As someone from Blackpool, think I might sue them
>>71819261
gas yourself
More white brits in East Midlands than London
Booths > Waitrose
>>71819353
Londis>Booths>Waitrose
>>71819350
>comparing countryside to a major city
ah yes northern dogs
>>71819341
>It's believing that the population is an amorphous group of amorphous groups that just bend and sway to the times and propaganda
isn't completely wrong that
>Northerners are violent criminal filth
>>71819296
>not a single Waitrose in Liverpool or Leeds
Imagine a whole race of people for whom fucking Sainsbury's is the upmarket option
Nuke the north now
>>71819200
it is sadly
and they think you're gay/stupid for not chasing women all the time
>>71819296
way out of date
/brit/feels = materialism
brit/pol/ = idealism
/brit/ = spiritualism
>>71819372
Singhsburys>Londis>Booths>Waitrose
>Being picky about what supermarkets you use
>>71819377
>liverpool fans.webm
just screamed nigger out the window again lads
think i might be turning into a deano
>>71819407
looks like the grinch
>>71819374
The East Midlands has cities in it
>>71819420
i agree
apart from lild and aldi
their stuff actually tastes like shit
>lol who cares about shopping habits we're all the same man there's only one supermarket: the human supermarket
>>71819429
how old are you?
>>71819381
>He's Never heard of m&s
hate black people and muslims
Get a free coffee from waitrose every morning before work
im a straight white middle class christian male
>>71819460
can I buy black people at this "human supermarket" you speak of?
>>71819458
ah yes, the fabled clueless runt
>>71819458
mong
do northerners have pret a manger
>how old are you?
forgot what I was going to post
>>71819502
*beheads you*
*enslaves your gf*
>>71819524
unfortunately
>>71819502
bloody racist
Done a big smelly president, it reeked so bad my dog barked at me
>>71819296
now show locations of povvo tier iceland haha
>>71819458
Nah.
>>71819460
>I care very deeply about the supermarket I use
just bummed myself
The big /brit/ debates
Rorke vs rasheed ft. Centrists
North vs South ft. Midlanders
Republicans vs. unionists
Any other heavyweight contenders? There's tonnes more but these are the current big lads
>>71819503
stop diving us man there's only one race the human race
HES THE MOST TIP TOP
>>71819568
with your own penis
Cafe Nero>>>>>>>Everything
>>71819570
drivers vs cyclecucks is a good one
Kind aregretting not buying any shares of the Snapchat IPO
>>71819570
reckon it shifted into london vs the rest
>>71819570
Abnormies v Normies is quite a constant.
>>71819570
Yanks vs Brits
>>71819520
>>71819522
>>71819561
>getting this triggered over shitty german supermarket chains
lmaoing at you fucking povvos
>>71819381
>Imagine Waitrose being the upmarket option
Fortnum tbqh, Waitrose is the normal option
Also in the North its m&s or the co-op
>>71819570
autists vs normies
>>71819588
HAS NO STYLE
>>71819570
English republicans
>pret a manger
ah yes disgusting sandwiches that cost £6 and have disgusting pretentious shite in them that make you vomit instantly
>>71819614
hello u cunt
>Going to Cafes casually
>>71819578
t. goldberg shekelstein
>>71819605
I doubt anyone from london comes into these threads, being english language and all
>>71817007
*hits a 4 foot tall bong*
*coughs for the final 10 minutes*
What's Caffe Nero like? Never been in one.
>>71819646
I do this and sit there shitposting for a good while drinking tea
Lancaster is beautiful. Its like a mini-Edinburgh but there is minimal modern architecture
Seriously underrated
>>71819646
where do you talk to people
public benches?
>>71819644
*stuffs a gluten free avocado and kale panini down your gullet*
The great debate
Yummy dinner. Btw I am from the north.
>complaining about baby boomers stealing all the wealth
>spend all your money on drugs and pret a manger
>>71819570
Kshitters vs The Jan Man
>>71819687
is he ok?
the Northern Powermosque
Yummy dinner. Btw I am from London.
>>71819670
literally no difference between starbucks/costa/cafe nero
>>71819687
me in the fedora
>>71819646
you go formally?
>>71819570
Everyone vs Master Runt ft.Poleaboo
>>71819686
>kale
do NOT bully boerenkool
>talking to random people in cafes
Are you homeless?
>>71819687
They really shouldn't take such high res pictures of people.
>>71819610
Always thought Coop was a povvo store desu
cheeky cigarette
>>71819687
classic, the old acne faec
Costa unironically makes really nice coffee. Their flat white is so good.
>>71819697
at least the picture on the can is accurate
>>71819736
Must be a JF thing.
>>71819736
>pop at the local cafe
>see someone you know because he comes at the local cafe too
>have a little chat
peeeeeeppa pig *ooooooink* do do do do doddodo doo doo ododo dodo *oink oink* peeeeeeepppa pig *oink oooooink*
>>71819734
shut the FUCK up.
>>71819697
That does not look peng senpai
yum yum food dinner tea I am also northern from northern England. london bad !!
>>71819646
to read my oscar wilde poems
>>71819777
telling ur ma ur a fucking bully
>>71819697
>not just having beans & sausage instead
>>71819753
he should give up football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODw7o34Vdbk
Tim Pool goes to Sweden, confirms that the no-go zones are real
>>71819775
probably the best post this thread has seen thus far
>>71819773
Kill all French people
got a fairly small willy but have huge balls which make it look even smaller by comparison lmao
I have literally never been to a cafe
>>71819792
they look like mini chicks in someones hand from the thumbnail
>>71819744
nah its for lefties who want to be "ethical"
>>71819795
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>71819838
Pics
Hand drawn or otherwise
>>71819838
Nah your small Willy just makes your balls look big.
>>71819815
well he must be a racist
>>71819854
words hurt
>>71819838
Got a normal 6 incher but very chunky thighs, making it look small.
my balls sit in a position of front and back not left and right
hmmm
i guess cafes here must be like pubs in britain then
Bradford is a no-go zone
*takes a long, drawn-out toke on my vape*
>>71819908
No shit
>>71819887
>mixed grill in a tin
>>71819570
don't think the northerners ever recovered from that shitposting during the floods a couple of years ago.
>>71819825
>"i bet my daughter is in tonight studying hard for her uni test tomorrow!"
>>71819815
IMAJUN MOI SUPRISE
when will the british people issue an apology for russell howard's continued existence
netherlads seem like genuinely nice people
>>71819753
Imagine not solely visiting independent third wave coffee shops. Imagine that haha, that would be mental.
>>71819926
this is the so-called future we were promised
>>71819887
Genuine runt food.
honestly would prefer it if smoker runts would just use cigarettes instead of vapes
Being hit by a small puff of tobacco smoke is fine in comparison to being smacked full in the face by a massive fog of strawberry scented shite
>>71819815
literally nothing happened lol
>>71819962
True
Got a small willy, but I make up for it by having a large personality.
>>71819962
Yummy dinner. Btw I am from Wakey.
>>71819972
>Welcome home anon, we missed you so much!
What do?
pengest munch went to New York
America looks so fucking good
>>71820005
if you wouldn't gladly tuck into that then you're not british
hmmmmm
shagged 10 girls in my time
5 of those in second year of uni
then long term gf when studying abroad in america
broke up with her then long term gf in final year of uni
broke up with her now haven't had sex in 1.5 years
how do I fucking meet women outside of uni? need a shag and I live alone, have no friends outside of work
hmmmmm
>>71820015
New York looks a lot nicer at a distance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>71820013
heem the lot of them
>>71820035
prozzie
How do I get a job where I don't do any actual work and just piss about on a computer all day
times are hard lads
>>71820005
would absolutely slam that down my gullet after 6 pints
hindus and sikhs
hindus and sikhs
>>71819945
think i'm a bit of a twat desu
>>71820015
Is that slang for food? I'm not of West Indian persuasion.
Remember when Sweden was considered the closest thing to utopia on earth?
>>71820035
tinder
>>71820077
me too
>sikhs are bro tier
>>71820015
I've been to NYC 3 times
know someone who's just been and he's acting like he's some bohemian hero, said he "achieved his dream"
>>71820048
what a shit headache-inducing band these nonces were
>>71820005
>mushy peas
why
canadian poutine is so much better
>>71820062
Looks that way
>>71820005
gravy on hot chips immediately disbars you from any claim to be human 2bh
>>71820057
That's what most people go to college for.
Other than that ... stand out on youtube.
>>71820081
>armchair geopolitician thinks he knows how sweden is because he saw it on /pol/
>>71820035
rape and/or prostitution
>an 18 yo Canuck is driving for Williams and I'm here like..
>>71820103
not everyone is a billionaire
*hangs around bedstuy at night*
>>71820108
stupid runt
>>71820119
stupid runt
>>71820138
>Williams
At least it's not a good team.
>>71820108
We dont do cheese curds, thats a french thing, gravy is ours
>>71820119
what about gravy on cold chips?
Bored....
>>71819570
grime vs kpop has been officially declared as a home victory
>>71820119
>>71820164
Would you shag a tranny?
>>71820164
*plays with your bollocks*
>>71820164
Masturbate.
have literally never left my town
>>71820119
t. never tried it
>>71820159
gravy on most things is a good combo
the only bad combo is with sweet things and yoghurt
The 'upper
....
>>71820155
It's the bastion of British racing
Had a dream where my arsehole was above my cock so I could fuck myself
>>71820178
If they were fit yeah
>>71820185
already done that
>>71820119
Stupid fucking mong fuck off
>>71820207
That's McLaren m8
Watch it, Shearer
why is big D so based?
>>71816972
what's your favorite drink that's high abv but tastes nothing like alcohol?
I'm a fan of hot and sweet - 32% and tastes like candy
>>71820194
fish and chips is very popular here and every time I see some runt lathering his chips in liquid shit I want to vomit
instantly ruins any crispiness, texture and taste
Had poutine the other day
don't really get what the big deal is
redpill me on Taboo, anyone seen it?
big white cock fucking south east asians
>>71820200
wouldnt mind slapping his head
>>71820197
ah yes, the Shitefart McArse Et Du Grundlerumble
>>71820108
FOY
>>71820119
FODY
>>71820245
They're shit though
I know I posted this yesterday, but what should I reply to this lads? Still haven't replied and can't think of anything
Usually think of something but the only thing I could think of is an unfunny joke of not having to suffer through the pain of anal, don't wanna drag the joke on too far or else she'll actually think I'm serious as well haha
>>71820200
would honestly binge watch all the time
Last night my gf told me she wants to open up our relationship. We live an hour away from each other which leaves her alone most of the week, and she's always getting hit on. I told her I'm totally up for it and that I even find it hot that other guys want my girl. She swears it's not 'dating' other guys, just freedom. Whatever that means.
>>71820261
its utter shite and for literal fat fucks
>>71820254
He's so fucking childish
>>71820256
Fireball whisky
might make butternut squash soup tomozzer
thoughts?
need a bf
>>71820276
I cant even laugh at guys like this, it's just sad
male/female platonic relationships simply dont work
>>71820299
Fucking shit banter.
>>71820299
Send her a pic of your actual boner
>>71820273
yeah
>>71820256
>favorite
>candy
don't post in my thread ever again
Dopey Sugar--because it was open all season long--you can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass
>>71820350
Good?
>>71820273
mmmmhhhh
>>71820299
'send me a picture of your yawning maw you piece of human garbage'
>>71820276
completely creasing
>>71820369
didnt understand that exchange 2bh.
>>71820365
I like my johnnie walker black label too but sometimes I don't want to enjoy it just chug it
is mass effect 3 fun? I like space exploration type games
>>71819458
aldi and lidl are GOAT
i have a use for you
Just got really stoned and felt like I was gonna puke. Mouth was watering like crazy and I was so sure it was coming, then it just went away
nootka
>>71820385
yep
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
>>71820273
usual tom hardy not being able to talk properly rubbish
>>71820422
did you like the others?
>>71820422
it's arguably the greatest masterpiece in the history of gaming.
>>71820427
runt
Brother, I require your oats
>>71820369
Jews Btfo how will they ever recover
>>71820402
how did he take the pic
>>71820400
sugar thought the course hadn't opened at all yet but it was open for the season, got voted best course, and then closed for the winter
been very withdrawn and lonely again recently. the cycle continues endlessly...
>>71820449
>Many attacks are related to organised crime and extortion of restaurants and businesses.[9]
>In Malmö, the grenades are frequently old weapons from the wars in the Balkans. The police assume that someone imported a large share of grenades, which has then been distributed to criminal gangs. [10] In addition to grenade attacks, there are a significant number of related bomb attacks with unidentified devices, including homemade bombs.[11][12] The number of incidents involving explosives tripled between 2008 and 2016.[13]
So white people from Yugoslavia ruining everything
yo Mike get your freakin ass over here i got some twinks that need they asses zapped
>>71820479
timed camera on tripod
>>71820422
have you played the first 2?
you've gotta play the first 2 or it's not gonna mean anything to you
also the ending is terrible but i personally think it's a pretty good game
the trilogy as a whole is fantastic and my favourite game series, but then again i'm not a big gamer so what do i know
new gibi
>>71820491
>balkans
>white
even with all the problems reckon sweden is a bit less grim than the uk
>>71820532
nothing is as grim as france
>>71820491
What is it with muslims and explosives?
>>71820491
we got a ton of balkan immigration as well
where the fuck are the grenade attacks? pretty sure my neighbour is a serb
>>71820538
ah yes "gamers"
>>71820552
ok hun x
>>71820538
fucking lmfao
MANLY
GRR MANUAL
CONTROL OF THE CAR
GRRRR MANLY MACHO GRRRR
>>71820491
live footage from sweden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg
>>71820559
>What is it with muslims and explosives?
>>71820564
Once you're inside the eu you can drive to Sweden from the balkans without border or passport checks, bit harder to get grenades on a flight
>>71820532
well we have mostly the same problems anyway
>>71820610
I can clearly see the Serbian crest in the thumbnail, so you're really not fooling anyone
majority of cars in america are japanese/korean
cant make this up
>>71820651
Ah yes, the good old Schengen zone, totally safe.
>>71820603
It's barely harder to drive a manual than a automatic, why do autists like you care so much
>>71820670
Most cars here are German. People still think they're special for driving Audis when they're every other car you see.
Make a new you benders
>>71820457
yeah
>>71820515
yeah but barely remember them desu. can you wander around in this one or is it more plot driven and linear?
>>71820532
agreeable but the two situations are very different
britain was always grim for the working class before the pakis anyway
difference is sweden is showing little signs of fighting back but we are
>>71820712
Because he only has a license to drive an automatic and he's insecure about it. As he should be.
new
old
New
>>71820815
got too excited
>>71820804
>>71820804
>>71820804
gf just sent me this