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deano edition
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/balt/
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>>71813112
BALT
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WHAT THE FUCK????
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/ausnz/
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Chebs edition
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>threadwars autism edition

great...
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>>71813218
Other thread is already deleted

Chill your chebs m8
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>>71813177
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based janitre

good man
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>>71813218
janny sorted it out for us la'

cheers janny
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/lat/
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lisicki what are you out of 10?
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Yanks absolutely annihilated.
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>>71813237
>DA JOOS

fuck off
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Wish alcohol made me feel good lads.

Feel left out, people at work are organising a curry and drink night, I'll just have a curry and go home.
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>>71813244
>janitré

FOF
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>>71813272
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_pirates
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>>71813283
>curry and drink night

Ah yes, the UK!
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>>71813254
7.5 maybe an 8, people call me good looking but I'm not good looking enough to be actively approached by girls.

you're good looking in the cute way yourself senpai, be proud, and don't start lifting, you'll only scare away nice females and get whores liking you
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cant stand seppos to be honest
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why do yanks give so much care and though about black males?
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>>71813316
Not sure what point you're trying to make here
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https://youtu.be/mFWQgxXM_b8

Tune tbf
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>>71813328
We don't. That guy was probably just shitposting
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>>71813283
If only there were other molecules you could take to make your brain feel good besides ethanol.
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>>71813321
>7.5 maybe an 8
rah
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>>71813316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWkUbyjEsTY
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proper tired honestly
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>>71813321
>you're good looking in the cute way yourself senpai, be proud, and don't start lifting, you'll only scare away nice females and get whores liking you

good point. "hot" girls are never into me. usually only nice quieter girls
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>>71813354
Nah mate, none of that interests me. Always disliked not feeling myself so if I tried drugs I reckon I'd have a fucking breakdown.
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>let me know where your at and we can meet for a drink or something!:)

w-what did she mean by this
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4272376/Wounded-man-appears-possessed-devil.html#newcomment
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>>71813346
then why pol is so obssesed with blacks?
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>>71813300
Passionately hate Corbyn, but Blair is such an full-on pillock that I'll support literally anything just to spite it.
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Have a lefty law student housemate and he unironically told me he tends to dominate anyone who challenges his intellect

How do you respect someone like that
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>>71813328
Because there's literally 40 million black people in the US
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EHMAJUHN MAI SHÖK
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>>71813283

just drink you fanny
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>Antonio Vivaldi
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there are over 100,000,000 non whites in the US

absolutely mental
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>>71813283
Does alcohol really make anyone feel good? it just makes you more sociable, I mean I guess you might feel good talking to people but overall it just makes me feel like shit.
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DURMENSTRANMEDIUR
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>>71813424
maybe my hot girl theory is wrong, there's always that point of how they get approached so often they don't need to approach anyone.

but idk. I still think my original point was right. If you really want to lift, go for otter mode at most. Try to keep your thin aesthetics as much as you can.
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>>71813328

black men are a huge part of US "culture"
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>>71813540
define white
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>>71813529
*neurons firing at incredibly hihg speed*
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>>71813283
I don't like alcohol either, I think codeine should be used as an alternative in half situations, alcohol only in some, and the rest of the time nothing
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>>71813529

feel like this sometimes ngl
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>>71813484
intellect is irrelevant in the face of realism
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>Perfection doesn't exi-

be still my beating heart
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>>71813566
#FFFFFF
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IT ALL BELONGS TO MEEEEEEE
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>>71813609
Bazinga!
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>>71813522
>tastes nice
>head swims
>nothing else

Wish I could feel the euphoria and confidence other people seem to get when they drink.
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>>71813588
terrible post and even worse advice
stop it
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show me a better beard than Engels'

I'll wait
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a 10/10 face is impossi-
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>>71813557
>>71813503
there wasn't a study that showed that 89% of cucks who are into black males fucking their wives were white americans?
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>>71813604
Why do women (and some men) do that dumb "slightly open mouth" dopey look?
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>>71813648
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>>71813484
snobbish nonceism is very common in the social sciences and humanities.
you might want to make yourself accustom to it.
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>>71813657
She looks malnourished.
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>Dogs, Pigs, Dolphins and Apes all have higher IQs than the average person from Equatorial Guinea

Really makes you think doesn't it lads.
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@45, there was no advice just opinions
awful rating scheme
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>>71813685
not bad, big fan of Mel
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>>71813711
Or a smurf.
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typography matters
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>>71813711
this warrants rape in my honest to god opinion mate
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what are your thoughts on my gf
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>>71813711
ah yes reverse racism
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sexual
animal
treat me like a
cannibal
umph
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>>71813648
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going to do a poo
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>>71813779
you mean racism?
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>French police raid presidential candidate Francois Fillon's home amid continuing alleged fake jobs probe - reports
HOWLING
SCREECHING
CHORTLING
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>>71813778
nice one

need to see more face to be definate though
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>>71813773
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>>71813702

shut it down
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I always feel like someone is watching me, and I have no privacy.
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Willy's gone hard again lads.
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>>71813779
>>71813806
>having a bad sexual preference and articulating it is racist
lads......
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I SAID ITS SUMTHUN BOUT THA BAD BOIS DAT MAKES THA GUD GIRLZ FALL IN LUV
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Emmanuel Macron is fucking based. Might move to France when he wins and turns it into a radical centrist utopia.
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>>71813922
pica
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>>71813933
specifically liking people because of the colour of their skin is racist
coalburners fetishise black people
it's racist
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>>71813938
Rare flag
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>>71813944
I'll bite
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>>71813944
rorksheed
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>>71813955
chu?
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>>71813955
eating disorder involving consumption of inedible objects?
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wasted about 4 hours fucking around on a game of civ i already won
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>>71813972
>guy at the bottom
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>>71813972
how to they all get access
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I measured just now and I'm 16% body fat.

Need to lose 3.9 kilos of fat to be in 10% body fat range.

I'm so happy anons.
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We should start treating bastards like second class citizens like on Game of Thrones.
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any you auslads playing that gay elf game?
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>>71813896
"..it is of incalculable importance that America, Australia, and Siberia should pass out of the hands of their red, black, and yellow aboriginal owners, and become the heritage of the dominant world races."

"American and Indian, Boer and Zulu, Cossack and Tartar, New Zealander and Maori, – in each case the victor, horrible though many of his deeds are, has laid deep the foundations for the future greatness of a mighty people."

"The settler and pioneer have at bottom had justice on their side; this great continent could not have been kept as nothing but a game preserve for squalid savages."

"The most ultimately righteous of all wars is a war with savages."
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like the boston accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raMmRKGkGD4
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>>71814060
Well done, Columbia. I'm currently at 12%. The dream is certainly within grasping distance if we wish to seize it!
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OI OI
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i like any accent on a female, even a brummy one
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>>71814098
no
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>>71814127
yeah, I went from 25-30% to 16% since September of last year.

The last 5% will be the hardest, but I calculated that if I do one hour daily of cardio, I'll lose it in one month.

wish me luck.
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>2nd March 2017
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>>71814114
>tfw no Theodore Roosevelt pm

also is he related to FDR
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might give the homemade fleshlight a seeing to
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>>71814137
Do you still smoke?
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>>71814211
>7:01pm
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>>71814143

can't help but feel everything you have posted tonight has been disingenuous.
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>>71814137
>aaah yes lets inconvenience hundreds of train passengers because some mong can't keep a schedule
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>>71813657
would smash
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>>71813972
>stands on one feet
>holds stick in one hand
>phone in another
>if he falls he has to drop his phone to catch something and not fall
>even this doesn't guarantee he'll live
lmao why would a normie do it? i understand suicidal 4chan's neet, but him?
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Genuinely feel that getting a girlfriend would be trivially easy for me if my only objective was 'getting a girlfriend'. Could probably do it by the end of next week desu. What's more difficult is getting a qt girlfriend who I fall completely head-over-heels in love with. I've never had a girlfriend, and it's been nearly 5 years since I last had sex.
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>>71814224
2nd cousins or some shit
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>>71813672
did a giggle
'go Star is a good lad
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>>71814241
that's one of the most hurtful posts I've ever recieved.

People can call me a retard or a thick fuck but that, that hurt bro
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me and the gf are expecting! so happy!
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>>71814211
>we're already on the 3rd month out of 12
fuck off FUCK OFF
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>>71814311
what a utterly reddit picture
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>>71814311
>this blatant and disgusting sexism
i feel ill
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>>71814311
Expecting what? Dominos?
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>>71814211
aaaaaaaa

time's moving faster and faster

don't blink
you'll miss it
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>>71814311
dude vintage video games are epic!
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>>71814316
>life has still gone nowhere
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>>71814331
Painfully so. Probably 10k+ upvotes
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>>71814337
the woman is playing mario and the guy is playing peach
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can you lads stop posting pictures of attractive females, I'm 5 days deep into nofap and could waver at any moment
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>>71814311
An N64 wouldn't look like that when plugged into a modern TV. I hate people who try to make out they're nerdy but are really normies.
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>>71814311
OMG LE BABY FTW
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>>71814356
Just think, how much has your situation changed from a few years ago?

>tfw still same routine living at home with mummy spending all day on the chon
To be honest I care less than I used to.
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>>71814311

why do NTs think having a kid is such an achievement? why do they want praise for it?
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*listens to some lustmord*
*fantasizes about partaking in a mass genocide of all muslims*
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>>71814392
>nofap
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>>71814391
The guy is player 3
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>taking chinese evening classes at the uni
>only 6 people there, including myself
>2 of them are canadian

YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
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>>71814410
i just hate nerds full stop really
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>>71814375
>knowing how Reddit works
fuck off reddit
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The girl at work who I'm interested in, today just wore a plain baseball shirt (white chest, black sleeves)
Might get the same one from primary
Also work a black zip up hoodie/jacket

>>71814232
Nah, I use my bitcoin for DNP

>>71814246
He has a duty to serve me
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>>71814413
walts grave is literally a centrifuge by now
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>>71814311

one of the cucks from mcfly did that first. How unoriginal.
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How does this image make you feel?
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>>71814472
aroused
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Want to get naked with a girl lads
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>>71814472
Aroused knowing >>71814497 is aroused
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>>71814415
5 jobs
3 arrests
Various haram meals
Smoked weed
Learned basic hacking
Still 0 friends
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>>71814224
yeah, same family, but different sides. The Oyster Bay Roosevelts (Theodore) were Republicans, and had a familial feud with the Hyde Park (Franklin) Roosevelts.

This is what Theodore's son said:

>During the 1932 presidential campaign of his cousin FDR, Roosevelt said, "Franklin is such poor stuff it seems improbable that he should be elected President."[18] When Franklin won the election and Ted was asked just how he was related to FDR, Ted quipped "fifth cousin, about to be removed."

They Oyster Bay Roosevelts would tour the country, trying to get people to vote against Franklin Roosevelt


Although he failed in stopping his cousin from being elected, Theodore's son was actually the oldest person to land on D-Day, and he died from a heart attack the next day
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Do you make the cut lads?
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BOMBEN AUF ENGELAND
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Voted leave and I don't see the problem with letting EU nationals that are already here pre-brexit to be able to remain in the UK t b h. (Provided they came here through the correct legal proceedings)
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>>71814472
disgusted
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>>71814451

>oi mate, stop the train i'm gonna be a few mins late and remember, you have a duty to serve me (but not the other passengers apparently...)
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has been windy every single day for 3 weeks now

had enough
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>>71814311
>tfw i see this earlier and didnt understand it
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>>71814550
this
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>>71814543
lel

living in a fantasy
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>>71814550
This is an English board m8, no Spanish
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>>71814550
>>71814563
racists
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>>71814392
just fap, it decreases your chances of prostate cancer
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Business idea: raiding parties up and down the Irish coast
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>>71814561
Do you get sexy, windswept hair?
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the only 2 ways to get laid as an incel virgin.
1) Be super rich ( millionaire at least)
2) Go to a whore ( hooker)
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>>71814543
What do I get in return?
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>>71814616
no Im an ugly mong who should be killed
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>>71814552
this 2bh
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>>71814472
amused

will be funny seeing muslims and slags clash over the coming decades
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Morning, lads.

Would love a (You) to start off my day.

Got a job interview in a few tbqhwy family member
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Going to a prostitute was the best decision of my life
My whole life I've been angry about not having sex and that other people have sex, then I realised, it doesn't actually feel that good. Its not the best feeling in the world, there are plenty better feelings. Hell, even jacking off feels better than sex. I felt I can just forget about it and stop obsessing over not having sex cause it doesn't even feel that great anyway.
And lol she said I have a big dick, hahahahah, dumb bitch don't treat me like an idiot.
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hmm
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>>71814644
Oh..
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>be French presidential favourite
>probed for nepotism and other accounts of corruption
>literally get your door kicked in by the feds
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>71814624
I think Incels may have not been laid during secondary school and it's gone to their head and they think that they're never going to have sex, so won't go out and try to have sex
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>>71814644
me too!

still not as bad as this though >>71814652
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all washed, showered and brushed for an early night. day off tomorrow

but for now i'm gonna get comfy and post on /brit/
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Got a job now
Have first day tomorrow
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>>71814536
whoa cool
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>>71814697
Cuckservative BTFO
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>>71814624
ironic how for someone to afford a safe hooker and let be honest an autistic virgin will only want the best, they'll have to be super rich anyways

ha ha
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>>71814670
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>>71814728
where at la
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>>71814728
Good luck, normie
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>>71814728
Haha
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>Cuckservative
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https://cali.olx.com.co/kit-mancuernas-pesas-de-60-libras-en-discos-mas-barras-iid-928663345

this is basically 50 dollars.

should I buy this next month?
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>>71814552
Ah yes let's let a bunch of benefit scroungers stay here for no reason
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>>71814691
tempted to do this, I've banged a few birds don't get me wrong but I want to bang a 9.5/10
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>>71814732
Le Pen is doing better than him
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>>71814691
sex with someone you love and who loves you is the best thing ever

imagine cumming six inches inside a girl while making full eye contact and her begging you to do it
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>>71814766
have to say, I like cats
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>>71814776
Good
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>>71814740
>No (You) shows up
*blocks your path*
Heh, want to try that again, kid?

What do?
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>>71814728
it'll be alri la
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>>71814743
Claire's accessories
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>>71814771
no
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>>71814778
eh
a decent prostitute will do a good job of acting that out
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>>71814778
>imagine cumming six inches inside a girl while making full eye contact and her begging you to do it

Best fucking feel
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>>71814771
sorry lad but i cant understand a word of that
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i'm a virgin, still don't get the point of prostitution

the thought of resorting to it makes me feel ill

i'm ok with being a virgin forever
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>>71814789
:3
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Listenin' to a bit o' th'ol' 'tormzy
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>>71814472
blows my mind that a religion as oppressive as islam can be a thing in /current year/

i naively thought humanity moved beyond this nonsense
>>
http://mooknews.com/uk-petitioner-prevented-iraq-war-stopped-brexit-sights-firmly-set-banning-trump/

really makes you think
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>>71814776
Macron is going to trash both of them
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>>71814826
Stay on the path and you'll be a powerful wizard.
>>
I don't care about sex I just want to ditch my fucking virgin walk
>>
was the russell brand katy perry marriage just a marketing gimmick?
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Donald Trump
Geert Wilders
Marine Le Pen


Theresa May
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oi senpai
famalam
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>>71814826
I like the idea of shagging a prostitute when I'm horny but when I climax, I deeply regret it
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>>71814778
>>71814822
FONT
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>>71814809
why?

>>71814824
basically a 60 pounds dumbell set for 50 bucks.
>>
>>71814778

>he can make eye contact

NTs out
>>
>>
>tfw bf made me hold my bladder until I pissed myself again
>tfw he is going to start making me wear diapers again
>>
>>71814864
By West Ham
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>>71814826
it's just like normal sex with normal girls

relationships generally require an inputting of money but it takes a lot longer and you have to beat around the bush a bit

with prostitution it's that process but it makes things a lot more straightforward
>>
>>71814627
a crazy abusive wife who will never stop looking for someone better than you, and inevitably find them
>>
>>71814907
>diapers
fuck off yank
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiAkb2znzsY
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>>71814857
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>>71814826

the typical client for a prostitute is a married man trapped in a sexless marriage
>>
>>71814864
Think Katy was a bit too old for Russell...
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>>71814891
get some iron and pipe from your local builders merchant and it will be FAR cheaper
>>
>>71814893
Is this the Northern Powerhouse?
Looks like shit
>>
>>71814862

if you're an aspie then it's close to impossible, your retarded gait is hardwired into your brain
>>
Turkey is building a wall along it's Syria border

FUCKING RACIST SCUM
>>
>>71814933
Nobody is more informed on europe than 81 pages woman
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>>71814893
want do a big poo on the escalator railing and watch it slowly move up the stairs while people look on in disgust
>>
>>71814893
Looks shit and grey, like everywhere else in this country.
>>
>>71814933
ugly cow
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You guys ever consider that hating muslims is the goodest goy thing one can do?
>>
*puts the heating on*
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>>71814966
>Northern England
>that architecture

get out
>>
>>71814907

thought i was going to piss myself in work before so i clenched my pelvic floor hard and it started spasming
>>
>>71814996
rorkesheed
>>
>>71815004
just put on a jumper it's bloody boiling in 'ere
>>
>>71814979
Turkey is an imperialist, reactionary state flirting with fascism
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>>71814996
wtf i love islam now!
>>
>>71814996
the greatest redpill is realising the jews WANT us to hate the muslims to legitimise their expansion in the middle east

I have truly seen the light
>>
>>71814979
It's a fence
>>
badda bing

badda boom
>>
>>71814955
dunno, that sounds dangerous and complex.

plus is just 50 bucks, I think I can afford it.
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGvJ8MgsG0g

Honestly can't wait until Tim drops dead

Imagine moving into your cosy flat in High Wycombe and finding out that your neighbour was this inconsiderate atonal schizo mong who insists on singing and playing his piano at all hours of the day
>>
>>71815035
wtf? I love France now.
>>
>>71814966

how can you not know where paddington is
>>
and that concludes this afternoons presentation
any questions?
>>
>>71815073
>the alt-right fantasise over some dumb blonde bitch
fucking hell
>>
>>71815090
yes
>>
>>71815096
'asheed
>>
>>71815084
The bear?
>>
One time a girl I had a crush on sat next to me and pushed her arm against mine, and my bare arm was in contact her bare arm for like 5 minutes. It was hands down the best feeling I had ever experienced in my entire life. If I had sex with her I would probably drop dead from being overwhelmed with happiness.
>>
>>71815090
Will this be on the test?
>>
>>71815047
The even bigger redpill is realising that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that
>>
>>71814856
This desu
>>
Why do the media constantly act like Trump didn't win the election
>>
>>71815047
>he doesn't know that askhenazis are basically white people who calls themselves jews to trick retarded americans into advancing the new world order agenda
trully the bluepillest in this thread goys.
>>
>>71815047
I'm fine with them doing that, they buy our weapons and it'll save us a job.
>>
>>71815124
same

our arm hairs touched :3
>>
>>71815130
rorkeschlomo
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tit3FJggTQs

LIVE STREAM: President Donald Trump Speech at USS Gerald Ford in Newport News 3/2/2017
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>>71815075
This fucking nutter
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>>71815177
>>
>>71815178
Haha love this guy, search a banter merchant.
>>
>>71814921
still don't get the appeal tbqh lad

would rather wank
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>>71815124
font
>>
>>71815090
say again? wasn't listening
>>
>>71815075
He is proper fucking mental 2bf
No idea how hes not a ward of the state
>>
>>71815090
*holds up paw*
I have one
>>
>>71815178
/fa/
>>
Imagine in like 50 years when the Yanks will start naming stuff after Trump.

>The USS Toilet B. Fart
>Toilet Fart Elementary School
>The Toilet Big Fart Presidential Library
>The Fart Memorial
>>
>>71815212
lol Trainy McCoach Face xD
>>
>>71815096
name a single attractive lefty
>>
>>71815226
because he isn't harming himself or anyone else and has capacity. pretty simple mate.
>>
>>71815033
literally cannot understand what would compel you to post this

not the comment alone but your general posting habits all revolve outing racism, rorkism, fascism etc... almost out of some defensive habit (hating rightism because you are foreign)
>>
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lecturer wrote in feedback that my essay was "a bit dull"

gave me 80% though
>>
>>71815287
Laura Kuensberg
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the so-called gentrification
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>>71815073
Why are right-wing women always cheap bleached blonde bimbos?
>>
>>71815075
why does he always do that weird fluttering in his voice when he sings?
>>
https://twitter.com/CoIIegeCampuses/status/836274904869797890
Scots losing it
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>>71815275
skah-reechinnn at this FUGGin hell laddd ahhaa
>>
prostitutes are the only women i respect

at least they're honest enough to put a price on it
>>
>>71815275
I don't get this Toilet Bog Fart gimmick, it doesn't even remotely rhyme with Trump
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>>71815287
>>
>>71814883

iktf
>>
>>71815296
How do you know?
>>
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>prostitutes are the only women i respect
>at least they're honest enough to put a price on it
>>
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>>71815332
Creasing
>>
>>71815332
Scotland is rightful English clay
>>
>>71815075
May submit his social media to social services for review
>>
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need a relationship

friend, girlfriend, anything
>>
>>71815287
Ana Kasparian
>>
>>71815353
why are you being so edgy?

you're making a criticism about capitalism, not women.
>>
>>71815359
is that the qt with the beanie
>>
>>71815178
>The American Navy is the best in the world

Fuckin dropped
>>
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>>71815355
President Gonad Shart
>>
>>71815332
kek
>>
Always had a thing for Geri from Babestation, not sure why, she looks pretty obtainable.
>>
>>71815387
its my job to assess this kind of thing in people.

but i suppose he could be a secret serial killer or something.
>>
>>71815387
dont care
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>>71815287
>
>>71815303
impressive, highest I've ever had is 80% too
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